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post your:>straight crush>gay crush>freaky crush>favorite gay ship>favorite straight ship>favorite crackship
I want that fat boy.
This thread can fit so many architects
>>151211854>post your:>straight crushPorrim>gay crushKanny>freaky crushPhat Terezi>favorite gay shipAranea x Damara>favorite straight shipKarezi>favorite crackshipMe x Every female troll
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>>151211854>Jade>I'm not gay>Aradia>RoseKanaya>JohnJade>KarkatNepeta
>>151211969>aradia in the freaky categorybased beyond belief
>>151211854>Aradia>Male Aradia>Aradia>Male Aradia x Male Aradia>DaveAradia>AradiaKarkat
>>151211966The creature
>>151211854>StraightMeenah/Condy>GayNot gay>FreakyCalliope>favorite gay shipRosemary>favorite straight shipRoxygen/Johnrezi>favorite crackshipDamkat
>>151212022I fucking kneel, based aradiafag
>>151212024Sex Icon...
and then they proceeded to fuck a few years later
>>151211197just to clarify, whats your measure of "comically sized"
>>151212139She's a groomer for an amazing reason.
Frank n FurterIt's all overYour mission is a failureYour life style's too extreeeheeehemeI'm your new commanderYou are now my prisonerWe return to TransalvaniaPrepare the transit beam.
>>151211854>Terezi>Dirk/Eridan>Calliope>Stridercest>JohnVris>Eridan x Roxy
>>151212288I don't know how to feel about Oxnard's second personality just being Frank n Furter. Like not even a parody or anything, just straight up him. It's a bit lolrandom
>>151212139leave my groomer wife alone
Too many fan kids to fuck and yet so little time...
>>151212508Wife
>>151212508>fan KIDSwhy dont you take a seat over there anon
>>151212435What's needed is for the dual character to go somewhere. Expies dont have to be a bad thing. I can see some interesting ways this character can go even without a plot heavy motivation. (with the sd boys for instance, even ignoring the shitposts)Of course those characters would be much later I assume. So he's going to need to be able to make cyan interesting otherwise its another 300 pages before he does anything again and great all that did is add another character basically. Great. Not like there's already been 12 other intros already
>>151212527Your honor, SHE ASKED FOR IT
>>151212508what fanventure is this?
>>151212508I'm not going to fuck your fankid with no substance. What's this from?
>>151212435Well he's only been on screen for three pages, there's nothing to feel about the fact at all yet. Unless you're a RHPS fan already. Which everyone here seems to be.
>>151212540Sburb (1996)
>>151212539is this from the cryptidweeds reboot or the original?
>>151212574old
Also "Friendslop" another semon demon. must be a wholesome chungus to smash her.
>>151212603I could fix those buck teeth with my DICK
>>151212435Well if there's one thing we can say about three of the trolls at least is that they are definitely not 'trolls' in the traditional "pansexual bugs that kill other trolls for fun" sense and it's going to cause a LOT of friction with Korpus who is a traditionalist at least in the hemospectrum senseAs Ellith told Renity, they are screwed if Korpus doesn't want to help them, and Korpus is screwed if he can't convince Oxnard to help him in turn. Team Cyan is going to be having a lot of problems just trying to communicate much less work together
>>151212726Frank will take one for the team and suck Korpus calm.
Didn't know what to do with Chahut and also don't know jackshit about her character so I made her do an e-girl pose
>>151212736kek i really like the swiss one
>>151212735But if he doesn't have time to fuck Korpus calm. In a self defence situation;
>>151212736>ode to sweet bro and hella jeff the movie 2>last message I receive before the high blood crushes my head like a water melon (as I requested)>sculpted by the gods
lel
Nigga Jane
Finished reading "I'm Good I'm Gone" and it's very neat. Sordid definitely, but the art is gorgeous. It really does mog the vast majority of other fanventures. Honestly I don't see where the story has to go. It is a comedy tho so wwhatever to that. I find myself feeling empty inside after reading it. But that's definitely a broader personal thing. It's an interesting absurdity and its cool to see the alternian military.
Everyone talks about how the Trolls sidelined the kid's adventure but honestly the most brutally shafted characters of all were the Carapacians. The degree to which they were rendered irrelevant in act 5 but especially in act 6 is really apparent when you read straight from the beginning.
>>151211887more
Anyone else think Equius is a qt? I’m also into Mituna
>>151212904I think it's discontinued permanently. Also, it is basically a nothingburger story, basically a way for the artist to just showcase their and other's fantrolls. Kunuki is similar. Which isn't a terrible offense, mind you. It's nice for what it is, but even if it continued I don't know if it would grip me very much besides looking at the admittedly very pretty pictures.
>>151213029That figures. Given the story's nihilism it could make sense to have her get culled and end it there. Or shanked by a lowblood. Just one vignette in a joke of a reality. But that would require escalation that doesn't fit where it left off.
>>151212953They're walking chess pieces. Pawns. They don't do anything on their own. It's kind of amazing they're supposed to inherit the earth when they seem to have no will at all.
>>151212953They were already fairly marginal characters who were mainly relevant in relation to the session they were generated for, which was scratched after Act 5. Not all tertiary characters can stay relevant forever, it's like being baffled that Tolkien didn't have a big fully realized arc for some random hobbit at the beginning of the story.
speaking of fan adventures, stumbling upon a recently made one and reading through only to find out it was abandoned, sucks. like i get there was outside factors but damn dude why bother making one in the first place if you're gonna give up 50 pages in?
>>15121319050 pages is still a lot of work. I'm currently in week 2 of my own mspa and getting to 50 pages is my goal this week. I get someone being like "yeah this is too much constant work and I don't enjoy doing it"
>>151213190over ambition
>>151211854i don't crush on any homestuck characters>fav gay shiprose x kanyaa>fav straight shipkarkat x terezi>fav crackshipkarkat x equius
>>151211854>favorite gay shiperidirk>favorite straight shipdavefef>favorite crackshipdirkjade
why is he so perfect bros
>>151213417He's really not
>>151213417I wouldn't say perfect but I'd suck his dick
>>151212904>>151213029im good im gone kinuki and my morail is a rainbow drinker all just feel like troll themed biopics pf the creators young adult hood when they were a trashy punk (or what they wish their young adult hood was like)
An animation I did for my mspfa in photoshop has so many frames and layers that photoshop is just glitching out and randomly cutting certain frames in half. Thanks for NOTHING
>>151211854>>straight crushJade>>gay crushkarkat>>freaky crushMalnourished Epilogues Terezi>>favorite gay shipCaliborn/Dirk>>favorite straight shipDaveJade>>favorite crackshipDirkCalliope (Jaderoute style)
>>151213106What the fuck are you talking about? PM and WV, the ones who use Jades instructions, still have WAY more autonomy than John, Dave, or anyone under Doc Scratch's influence, let alone AR or WQ who are totally acting under their own decisions
>>151213836jaderoute?
>>151213183thats just disingenuous to act like WV wasnt treated like a major deal early on. More pages are spent with him as the main focus than most of the trolls get.
>>151213862The spicyyeti comic. The art is rough and out there but its basically the most satisfying ending Homestuck^2 couldve gotten. https://www.spicyyeti.com/stupid/jaderoute.html?episode=1_start&page=jr1.png
>>151213875reading a bit of it rn and i think the rough art has a lot of charm to it
>>151213870Funny how people are willing to talk about the dancestors, but the moment someone brings up the exiles you get dismissive replies like these.
>>151213899Yeah I like it a lot, especially the color usage and facial expressions. Its physically hard to read at points but thats clearly very purposeful
On the pbsd discord server. Look like moonrunes is going to do a mallum section redo at some point
>>151213870But by the time Act 6 rolled around, even if he was revived, Wayward Vagabond was reduced to more of a pet than his own being. We don't hear his thoughts anymore.
during my re-read i understand araneafag now....well i kind of always did but for some reason shes hotter now!!!
>>151214100Assuming you're the same anon from above, a character going on to be infantalized and ruined doesnt retroactively make it so that he was always a tertiary character or like some random shire hobbit. He was important to the narrative and given a lot of screentime, which hussie was unable to mesh with the the rest of the cast, so he turned him into an idiot mascot.
>>151214117A different anon, actually. There really could have been ways for WV to still interact with the meteor gang even if he can't speak speak and yet Hussie fumbled that for the relationship drama. And worse is by the end of the series and in HS2/Beyond Canon, his belief of democracy that Dave and Karkat oh so much believed in, gets overthrown to have KINGDOMS on Earth C, something that WV had started a revolution to not be a part of anymore. A bonus story was even going to make a justification of why democracy didn't work out and that pisses me off.
>>151214135Oh yeah then we are in total agreement. The Tony Tony Chopper-fication of WV in act 6 really was a tragedy. Like you said, we didnt need WV dialogue boxes, just have the character talk about having had conversations with him. Instead they heavily imply he *cant* speak (that weird dialogue about him making gestures to communicate with karkat) even though we know carapatians physically can speak. And yeah the Earth C kingdoms thing is fucking ridiculous. I guess the epilogues walk it back by having a president, and the credits crowns are just for show, but ending the story on a note antithetical to the guy who founded the society is just ridiculous and shows how burnt out hussie was by the end.
>>151211854>>straight crushNepeta>>gay crushJack>>freaky crushCondy>>favorite gay shipDirkXDirk>>favorite straight shipJohnXTerezi>>favorite crackshipKarkatXCondy
>>151214135Hussie could have simply made that every time a player interacts with WV, no dialogue boxes would be used for the scene. Narrating the character's thoughts isn't something exclusive to the exiles.WV being retconed into a mute feels more like a convenient excuse for Hussie to not write him for some reason. Characters like CD and DD did not get such treatment in act 6, so why was WV singled out?
>>151214172>>>freaky crush>character most proportioned like a real sexy womanwow real freaky anon, next you'll say meat jane
>>151214183Jane is a fat pig who can go fuck herself with five miles of barbed wire. Condy is my freaky pick because of the shit she'd make me do not because of her looks.
>>151214066Dang. I understand the desire to redo work on early stuff now that you improved but honestly I Didn't have a problem with the art in the early comic at all.Obviously he can do better now but I think seeing an artist improve over the course of a comic with the new pages being better is valuable over making sure the entire thing is the best quality it can be and no imperfections are allowed to exist.
>>151214157Scenarios I can see happening to WV that isn't him being a pet is him actually being more concerned about Terezi's abuse from Gamze or Rose's alcoholism since Kanaya, Dave, and Karkat do fuck all when that happened. He tries to do something, but can't because things like Gamzee and Rose having powers that could kill him if he tries to push them too far. Maybe have him go about trying to reach out to other trolls in Dream Bubbles since where the fuck was he during Openbound? Could he have stopped someone like Kurloz? Interact with the dead trolls like Equius, Nepeta, Feferi, or Eridan about what's going on? Maybe have him being sent to Alpha Session for some reason, specifically be with Roxy to help calm down and guide the Dersite Carapaces there. Just anything that isn't him being pushed to the side.
>>151214215don't be gay anon
>>151214228I would rather be gay than have to acknowledge that as a woman.
>>151214218Also I think the chunky grey outlining of his sprite looks weird and bad. I don't mind if his black shirt blends into things around him, it's fine.
>>151214225>have him being sent to Alpha Session for some reasonholy shit I dont know about the other stuff, WV is intelligent but maybe not emotionally intelligent enough to deal with troll romance bullshit, but him in the alpha session could've been great>work with Roxy' carapacians in a less bloody dersite revolt>become friends with lil sebastian>hanging out at the bday party when trickster mode goes downyeah this wouldve been great
>>151214233>fattest tits in any homestuck comic>erm actually thats a MANwhatever helps you sleep at night
>>151214246Fat men have fat tits too, the distinction is irrelevant.
>>151214228>>151214246I want her.
>>151214255you can dislike the character without adding tranny headcanons anon, if you want to do that the homestuck discord might be more your speed than /hsg/
>>151214263Try to spin this in any political hodgepodge word gumbo you want. She's fat, disgusting and I will never care for her.
>>151214275>t.
Just read the epilogues and BC. The contrast between Meat and Candy Karkat is insane I'd fucking kill myself if I saw myself so much better like that.
>>151214246>>151214263And just because you misunderstood, I'm not calling her a man with fat tits. I'm saying having fat tits because she's a fat fucking pig doesn't make her a desirable woman.
>>151214284same with Davebot and Meat Dave tbf. Davebot isnt as cool as snake Karkat, but being fuckbuddies with aradia on a space mission is better than whatever the other guys got going on
>>151214172>Karkat and Condesce Based.
>>151214312Well, at least Meat Dave is happy. Davebot is the biggest loser in the verse
Give me some fan adventures with trolls that are pure sex.
>>151214312fuck davve
>>151214172Karkat x Condy is great, especially in a non-sburb timeline. The young cadet in the army gets found out and becomes the empress' pet
>>151214319Yeah but look at him. *drools*
>>151214321>trolls that are pure sex.Considering how the average /co/ user is willing to fuck anything, your specifications are useless.Besides, every single fanventure with an attractive troll has already been shilled here at least once.
>>151214319Davebot seems pretty happy to desu, outside of not knowing how he's gonna deal with Dirk yet. It does bother me a bit that the Bot bodies seem to be treated like a fine/good thing in BC, when the Epilogues made it pretty clear they were being manipulated by Dirk and clearly are not beneficial. I still subscribe the toe Earthbound theory that theyre temporary and Dave and Rose will get their bodies back by the end.
>>151214335I'll have you know my standards are immaculate.
>>151214336Rose? Probably. Rosebot seems to be closer to a dreambot where the original still exists in her body. Davebot though? His original body is dead and taxidermied, he's a soulbot like Aradia
>>151211854>straight crushEridan>gay crushRoxy>freaky crushHearts Boxcars>favorite gay shipRosemary>favorite straight shipJohnRose aka Grimdorks>favorite crackshipEriRoxy
I know Im getting desparate for more homestuck when I start to contemplate reading Vast Error lol
>>151214341>Fancy white clothes>baking earth food>blue skies, green plantsWhy the fuck are they even trolls? This has nothing to do with Alternia
>>151214348Both bodies were built by Dirk with the same purpose. Plus we've seen dead and taxidermied bodies brought back to life before.
>>151214353give it a try buddy
>>151214353Anon, you have to resist. It's really bad. It's like every bad thing about homestuck in one comic
>>151214319It's crazy how people would want to deny Karkat this, when look how much he flourishes when he has a cheeky woman by his side.
>>151214360IIRC it's not clear who built Davebot? There's speculation it was Dirk but that's not confirmed
>>151214353GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLEONE OF US ONE OF US
>>151214364Let him read it.
>>151214369Yeah its never stated, but between Obama knowing Dirk and the similarities to Rosebot I feel like its pretty heavily implied. I do kinda love the idea of Obama building it though
>>151214326It hits all the best notes for this kind of age gap/power dynamic. Are there any good fics of it though?
>>151214363>>151214364>>151214373gettin a lot of mixed messages here. I tried once before and read a fair bit but the pesterlogs were just so fucking long and so much less funny than Hussie's writing, it was like a whole comic going at end of act 6 pacing. Does it pick up? Become more clever? The arts gorgeous so Im tempted
I read Vast Error once before dropping it because I got too busy and never picked it up again for no particular reason. The most striking thing I remember about it is how I simply was not expecting Weird Al.
>>151214388ive never read it but if you wanna lose your goddamn mind go ahead i wont stop you
SOMEHOW. VAST ERROR HAS RETURNED.
VE has the most fuckable trolls I have ever seen in my entire life and that's why it's based.
>>151214416I know the whole HICU is bullshit but I wonder if they at least work inform the mspfa guys about their general update schedule. Im sure not, but it could be really helpful for everyone to alternate update weeks or something like that
>>151214424I only read until they introduced a city full of other trolls so I don't care about this but the main 12 are so boring besides maybe Ellsee
>>151214434I don't think they would interfere with each other.Most people can read fifty pages of each fanventure in the FRAF in an hour or so. It's not like GTA 6 dropping and other games being scared of that date, co-existence between fan adventures is easily achievable.
>>151214473
>>151214454sure, but they would work together to encourage people reading both. Like if you read BC and not VE, but on the off weeks of BC theres a VE update, itd be motivation to read both. Not a major thing but it could help each series cover up pauses, assuming theyre both going to maintain regular schedules for a while
>>151214497Ah I see what you meant anon, sorry for the confusion.In answer to your question. Idk.
>>151211854>StraightJane>GayKarkat>FreakyMail LadyNone of the ships are good.
>itt
VE sucks because its all drawn in a furry artstyle
If you don't understand why people would be so interested in the trolls over humans I don't know what to tell you.It's just fun to come up with little weirdos with silly horn shapes.
>>151214236>>151214218>>151214066As of right now I have no plan to change mallums section. This is more just a proof of concept for the time being. Although, Id be lying if I haven't thought of doing it, and I've made this quite apparent in the discord server. Sadly my greatest weakness is my inability to accept the past mistakes made in artwork and I want to rework it. But at this time I won't. That also being said; since a lot of my files got deleted during the great wipe of '24 stuff like mallums room and other areas are long gone, so I'm remaking them for future panels. And because of this it crosses my mind that I should redo the beginning just for consistency sake. So really, is just to keep everything visually consistent, which is why I'm redoing the Korpus section.
>>151214585You sound retarded but elaborate on your point regardless so I can judge you on a personal level.
>>151214592fantrolls over fankids sure, but the the beta kids are better characters than all of the trolls.
>>151214594Lol this nigga lost all his files in a wipe.t. someone who lost 11 years of images and files saved in a hard drive failure
>>151214596Don't respond to Fatrezi here she can only judge things fried in butter in a positive light.
>>151214594Wha happun to the Korpus section? Wasn't his room in the latest stream you did?
he killed millions
>>151211854>straight: dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D: :D>gay crush:vriska!!!!!!!! :::;D>freaky crush:bec noir>favorite gay ship:rosemary>favorite straight ship:davejade!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D>favorite crackship:dirkjade but dont tell anyone okay.... i dont even think its that good but i like it i hate crack ships usually
Moonrunes Ellith and Korpus fighting makes me cry are they getting a divorce?
>>151214594Speaking of Mallum's section, I gotta ask about all the dead guys who got brought in with himThey've got dreamselves somewhere right?
>>151214592It's always a sex thing manThey're grey furries
>>151214596All the animals are drawn in a very furry artstyle. Even the reptiles like snakes are drawn with that tiny bit too much detail in their mouth to make it weird. One character literally has a furry-artstyle dog as a joke, too
>>151214695Wouldn't they need to be players to have dreamselves?
>>151214695You mean Append and Vulpin? I think they're just dead dead for a fake out. But it'd be fun to see them.
>>151214695You gotta let them go, anon
>>151214801Why didn't Mallum stop 9/11?
>>151211854>straight crushTerezi>gay crushNo>freaky crushPrototyped Black Queen>favorite gay shipRosemary>favorite straight shipCoolkids>favorite crackshipJohn/Jane or Karkat/Nepeta
>>151214733you know.. you kinda got a point.I thought the snek inhabitants worked but now that im thinking back it has alot of fluffy beast and at least 1 furry.That and several trannies done is a way that is so bad its unintentionally funny. Like, they are clones and we see the silhouettes of their 'ancestors' which are of the same gender. This means tranny-ism is a genetic mental illness or the cloners got freaky experimental. Additionally, the trannies went through a tragedy further hinting the mental illness as the root cause. I know it was not the intention, but its just hilarious when pandering bullshit ends up being this self defeating.
Kanaya should have killed Jade.
>>151214862>Prototyped Black QueenMy excellent chum.
>>151211854Kanaya / RoxyNot geyMeenah / CondyNot sure if it counts, but Lil Hal (Glasses Dirk) and EquiusKarkat x MeenahEridan x Roxy (She can fix him, i swwear)
>>151214632The korpus in stream is the new room>>151214695They are cameos of my friends, but they imply the prison is full of long forgotten prisoners. Although their admittance was only 3 days as stated in comic... what's going on? Who knoooooowssss>>151214837He thought about it, and realized this is how the flow of time must go
>>151211854>straight crushKanaya>gay crushGamzee>freaky crushWhite Queen/Windswept Questant>favorite gay shipGamkar>favorite straight shipJohnrezi>favorite crackshipCandy Solkat
>>151211854Know what, Fuck it. Friendsim bonus.>StraightSkylla / Polypa / Lynera (borderline freaky, but she reasonable)>GayNo>FreakyChahut.>Gay shipTogura x Mallek>Straight shipTegeri x Polypa>CrackChixie x Diemen
>>151214936This is why he has to die.
My Beautiful Wife That I Have Encased In A Plastic Shell
>>151214870my favorite thing is when there's a flashback sequence and a character is using a different set of pronouns without any explanation whatsoever
>screw skye
>>151215081Are you sure she won’t throw a fit in there? Better make it tight
>>151215081The ancient evil is contained... for now>>151215146Thank you twitter user bw0mny for the food
>>151211854>strai6htFeferi>6ayEridan>freakyMs. Paint>6ay shipJadeRose (Guns 'n Rose)>strai6ht shipJaneJake>crackshipme and aranea
It was always there...>Science Fiction, Double Feature>Dr. X will, build a creature
would YOU slay this heiress?
Who up bouncing crazy style on they Cody?
>>151215222
>>151215222Slaying is too easy
The Fan Adventure that makes you like a specific musical.
>>151212736I asked for the Dirk one.Fuck yea thank you hahahah.
>>151215146>*fondles ur nuts*>wait what>where are your nuts?>who took them.
>>151211854>favorite gay shipdirkdave the ascended ship>favorite lesbian shiprosemary. that one fanart I saw sold me on it instantly>favorite straight shipjohnroxy, I think. I like to imagine them doing goofy fucking couples cosplay every halloween>favorite crackshipkankri x damara. or my own personal cooking vriska <3< gamzee
>>151215081Oddly appropriate that Rose lends herself naturally to cursed morch.
>>151215308Huh.. didnt realize to now this was realSplit personality aye? Suppose we shall see where it goes.
>>151212736I asked for the swiss one. you fucking cooked on all of these, I can't stop laughing. great job, anon
>>151214388The art is gorgeous but don't be fooled, the writing is BAD, the quirks are unreadable, and the monster designs are all deviantart sparkledogs. It's a perversion of Homestuck in every way. make me sick.
>>151214388I like it.
>>151215187YOU'RE A HOT DOG, BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY AND HURT HERFRANK FURTER
Good morning /hsg/
>>151215831Morning!
>>151214388not really. Its long and rambly.
>>151215525>Oh no matter honey>I can make you new ones>Follow me
>>151215939>how do you feel about the bull testicle special
>>151215223cody bouncing crazy style on meand me fondling his nice ass rack
>>151215573>vriska x gamzeenow THATS a freaky crackship
Good morning hsg, no work today yay!
>>151216043Equuis no
>>151216132>The Wizard beard stays on.>>151216100He did specify a spade so its.. at least possible. I could see Gamzee putting up with Vriska's bullshit enough that in infuriates her near the point of breaking. And naturally he didnt really like her after what she did to Tav so he could dish it back fairly hard.
>>151212139Fuck my stupid chud life why couldn't have I been molested by Meenah Peixes it's all over
I'm looking forward to whatever they're gonna do with June
>>151216369I'm not
>>151216404That's okay anon
>>151216435>counting or not counting lowblood violence?
>>151216435Is Kankri the Hasan Piker to Karkat's Charlie Kirk?
>>151216485probably yeah
>>151216100allow me to explicate: this is with stoner gamzee mostly in mind. it's a rather comedic duo who constantly swap who the straight man and wise guy are in the scenario. half the time vriska gets the upper hand because, well, it's vriska. so half the time it looks like this
>>151216100>>151216586and then gamzee, being high/insane and doing clown bullshit all the time that no one understands frustrates vriska to her wit's end. leading him to get the upper hand and her looking like this. also gamzee when stoned does not even comprehend her black advances which also frustrates herdo you see the vision?
>>151216100>>151216586Their ship name being Juggalovania on MSPA Booru, I like.
hsbc predictions
>>151216369Where did the june idea come from anyway? I get homestuck had the bad luck of hussie being in a small breakdown and tumblr at its degen peak basically being obsessed with it.. but why John?
>>151216899Everyone must be trans.
>>151216435hmm... i like this.would be a better representative for a Beforus karkat than.. whatever the fuck that 'official' one is.
>>151216899Lonely alienated nerd white boy? Thats the origin story of half the trans community
>>151216899John's themes of disconnect from the traditional masculine role has a lot of overlap with what trans women feel, so the leap isn't that large
>>151216369yes i'am actually. like.... they arent making character queer or trans just for pandering.... right?!?!?
As fucked as this sounds, This would make life so much better. Hussie why didn't make that deal with the devil to have this a real possibility??? April 13, 2029, asteroid Apophis can't come any closer.
>>151217009Nah, they're actually using it to explore character motivations and their issues. Well, except Callie going non-binary. That's just pandering
>>151216586>>151216614You're forgetting the part where they both flip out and start murdering other people in an oddly cutesy couple way.
>>151217146really good work :-) keep it up!
>>151217146Calm
>>151217152i hope so.
>>151215573>>151216100Not totally out of the question as a caliginous fling, considering the Epilogues.
>>151216984What disconnect from masculine role?The kid was nerdy sure, but thats not the same as wanting to get a snip and wear a dress.hell he uses a hammer and bashes his enemies, always there to lend a hand and help, returns the snark right back when given the chance.he is a masculine character.
>>151217152The sad thing is that you and others might believe this.No, its 100% pandering BS, always has been.
>>151217273Yes that's true, we're all trying to trick you and no one in the world could ever have a different opinion from you.
>>151217257Sshh sshhThey're seeing themselves in others, anonIt must be true
>>151217257>hell he uses a hammer and bashes his enemies, always there to lend a hand and help, returns the snark right back when given the chance.You just described multiple female Homestuck characters, except the hammer thing. Is wielding a hammer what makes someone a man? I guess Mario and Bob the Builder count in this equation.
>>151216899some bitch found a toblerone
>>151216899It was either that or gigachad John outraged at his friends being lame>>151216984lol>>151217316You haven’t given any examples of trans behavior from John so rightfully you lose regardless - unless you just want to subvert masculinity in general!
>>151217360emails
KANKRI HAS HIT THE BROI REPEAT KANKRI HAS HIT THE BROhttps://x.com/marblesssed/status/1987948400847786384?s=20
>>151217388When did John ever reply like this to anybody? Face it, You lose.
>>151217396john is a fictional character and i'm not john, send some emails boy
>>151217408John had his own personality. He never collapsed in a conversation like this. He always kept up his side whether he was bewildered or funny or aggressive or enjoying Con Air. He was a healthy man with continuity of identity.
>>151217284Lad, i get it and if it truly was planned from the start I wouldnt care. But its not. The change was sudden, rushed, and adds nothing but brownie points to the crowd who harassed hussie endlessly.... not that he didnt deserve it at times.
havent they been teasing a june reveal for almost 5 years now?
>>151217499more or less yeah.Kinda dumb to do it now at all times when the tolerance for alot of tranny stuff has largely passed.
>>151217146wood
>>151217499The June reveal will be June shares digits with the digits of Hell
>>151217619Emails or the normie sadists are going to come for your jade bdsm drawings
>>151216644heh, that's a good name
>>151217704They already came for Homestuck in 2012
>>151217720Yes that's right now whip up some emails
what emails? qrd?
>>151217162I like the way you think, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OFQHEy5TDw
>>151217256from all anons have mentioned in the threads what DOESN'T happen in the epilogues kek
You send emails I cream on emales we are not the same.
>>151217756excellent choice of song
>>151217753I’m going to email Hussie more about punishing woke fans for being too eager in past days. I’m exchanging possibilities with him:>gigachad John from an alternate universe comes through a portal>the first preview section of Hiveswap 3 is the clown circus section>Jade gives an impassioned speech on the need for biological birth while helping Rose and Kanaya reconcileGuess which one is his
>>151217802the clowns clearly.That said holy fuck would a gigachad john fix half the mess that was the sequels.
>>151211854I could never get far into Homestuck, I attempted a few times but dropped it almost instantly. But I always wanted to fuck the furry girl. The girl with the furry poster in her room. Mostly because genuine female furries are impossibly rare so I automatically want to breed when I see one.
>>151214670>dirkjadeok I'll admit, this pic is pretty cute
>>151217903I have bad (or good) news.
>>151214670u really have a thing for the striders huh jadeanon
>>151217903what >>151217925 means to say is he has great news, then fantastic news, then bad news
>>151217959Don't forget worse news.
>>151217171>>151217176thanks!
>>151218296her design is really nice! does she have a name?
>>151218527its ikeria, her lusus is a giant isopod
>>151218647i see...
>>151218695Need vriska gf rn or I die :(
>>151211854>straight crushAranea>gay crushKurloz>freaky crushPM>favorite gay shipscourgecest>favorite straight shipspider8reath>favorite crackshipEridanRoxy
>>151218296upside down cross AND no face paint?She is a double heretic.
>>151211854>straight crushAradia>gay crushSwiss>freaky crushRing empowered PM>favorite gay shipPepsicola>favorite straight shipProspitcest>favorite crackshipDaveJane
>>151218793shes a violet blood, idk how im liking it tho, maybe i just favor low blood characters>>151218701im just doing a little trollin...
>>151218695i like this art
>>151218695pitska
>>151211854>str8Vriska>gayHonestly Kankri or Mituna>freaky crushAlpha Rose Lalonde >favorite gay shipJohnDave, it’s good chemistry>straight shipJohnVris is raw kino, DaveJade is a close second>favorite crackshipJohn x Nepeta
>>151211966Hey I read that MSPFA is it still going?
>>151212183E cup
>>151218884ah fair. i didnt notice that was a fin, thought just hair in front of her ear
>>151216369I don’t think they’re gonna do June desu I am a hater and a doubter
>>151219142I do not like this painting, charlie. it's smug aura mocks me
>>151219154They confirmed it multiple times in different AMAs and there's the june silhouette in EoA1
>>151219170>a fucking shadowLmao, that’s it? And it was one frame??
>>151219024uuuuugh vriskaaaaaaa
>>151219182It's a reference to the time John saw the silhouette of Jade during early homestuck. It's framed the exact same way
>>151219158
>>151219182I mean they can't retcon those tits right there
>>151219170Nta, but I don't think they'll make June a thing, not because they're not going to go through with it, they most definitely will, but because it will take so long to get to that point that Beyond Canon will be canceled before it even gets there
>>151219182>>151219198Like they literally have the pumpkin be a gender reveal cake lmao
some girls see this and saw "husband"
>>151217071I don't know man killing all of humanity just to play sburb will never sit right with me, unless someone else plays it, so the planet will be destroyed regardless
>>151219289Fascism under the Empress is okay when Karkat is there, but not if Eridan or Equius are a part of it.
>>151219309>femdom fascismI can only get so erect
>>151219280It's gonna turn out that June is just a splinter that makes up Ult!John, and I will laugh.
>>151216369Can someone give me a QRD on this June thing? I thought this was just a R63/headcanon thing but apparently it's getting "official" acknowledgement? I'm reading shit about toblerones and this whole thing just seems like incredibly retarded fanbase enabling. I'm a newgen if that wasn't obvious somehow.
>>151219486Yes it is retarded. None of this would be an issue if hussie cared about the consequences of the toblerone
>>151219486Yeah, June Egbert became 'official' when a fan found Hussie's Toblerone and wished for June Egbert to be canon. However, James Roach in a reddit AMA when he was still part of HS2/Beyond canon, claims that June Egbert was a thing before the Toblerone became a thing.https://web.archive.org/web/20190826181008/https://twitter.com/placeholder4abn/status/1165649722561855488https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/18k16ld/comment/kdoudiu/
>>151219486What the other two said. As for in the comic itself, there isn't really anything in the epilogues itself but at the very tail end of HS2 (the last update before it went on hiatus and came back 3 years later as HSBC) John talks about how it felt liberating watching his home burn down and with it his father's expectations of him (about masculinity) and Roxy (who at this point is also thinking about gender) is like "Idk, maybe that's also a gender thing. You should sleep on that". And yeah, then there was the part where John had this vision later on >>151219280
I am baffled, utterly baffled by the near-complete lack of Dave/Roxy art.
>>151217391what is gay
>>151219655Well yeah those two only interact when it comes to talking about how one is the other's son
>>151219486sweet summer childsorry to say but yeah, there's a bunch of official posts that essentially boil down to "John will at some point come out as trans and go by June and fuck you if you didn't realize the obvious foreshadowing because that was always the plan" its incredibly retarded and annoyingi dont know who the hell wanted this to be the case but supposedly there was a 'large' (read: vocal) section of the fandom that has been into it for a whilethere was the toblerone thing (which is honestly the first time i'd even heard of john being transfem, i'd seen theories of him being secretly ftm [not as much as dave but w/e it was present at least] but for me the mtf shit came out of nowhere) but supposedly that was just an excuse and hussie always wanted thisthe whole thing smells like bullshit imo
>>151216922>Beforus karkat than.. whatever the fuck that 'official' one is.There is an Official one?
>>151219659I mean seriously though, with how many times Dave dropped his spaghetti over her, including in her presence, it's got a lot more foundation than many more popular ships do in canon. Dave's clinginess mixing with his long-repressed yearning for a nurturing motherly figure (who also bears more than a little resemblance to his twin ecto-sister that he spent several of his most formative years flirting with on the internet)Roxy's loneliness and thirstiness finding an outlet in a dude that bears more than a little resemblance to her unrequited crush Dirk, sans the uptight personality and homosexuality...Come on now, there's more than a little something there.
>>151219727Hussie did an art vote on the HS discord and beforan ancestors won. So he drew them with a bit of lore. They aren't well thought out but they aren't super boring either
>>151219748Got any screens to back that up?
>>151219760https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Ancestor#On_Beforus
>>151219486Tumblr basically harassing Hussie.Hussie having been on a long, mental break not giving a fuck anymore.and TONS of gaslighting 'that is was a;ways the plan"
>>151219738Give Dave his hot mom harem
>>151219547>claims that June Egbert was a thing before the Toblerone became a thing.pressXtodoubt.jpeg
>>151219534>>151219547>>151219598>>151219725>>151219786Thanks for the answers. Wow yeah that's pretty retarded. I haven't read the epilogues or any of that stuff, but I've gotten the vibe that a lot of the material released after the comic itself is uh... divisive. Doesn't look very appealing to me, personally.
>>151219142>>151219198I saved these lmao, they're so cute >>151219727seen here with beforus makara
Considering it's Furthest Ring Studio in charge of HS2/Beyond Canon and Hussie is not part of it, something like June Egbert appearing in panel and then killed the next won't happen since the current heads of them, Miles and Kim Quach, are okay with June. With Miles being a major Davekat fan and believes that John would have been major homophobic if he had been around on the meteor in Act 6.
>>151219486Someone wished on a magical Toblerone for there to be a trans John so now they're making it happen.Personally I would have wished for Gamzee to come back. Or a million dollars.
>>151219819I mean come on tell me you don't want more of this, especially if there's an increasingly distraught Rose watching the Freudian shenanigans unfold on the sidelines.
>>151219782Aradia is a goth FujoshiTavros is a tree dwelling weebSollux is a workaholic that gets punished for helpingKarkat is... what the fuck? Thats not him at fucking all motherfuck..Nepeta is a TMZ "jpurnalist"Kanaya is a Gardener... that one is okay.Terezi is a glorified canary who failed her responsibilityVriska is a sexy nurse... Im okay with thisEquius is.... is this a fifty shades of grey refrence?Gamzee... oh my poor clown what the motherfuck did they do to you.Eridan looks trans and is a zookeeperFeferi has an ugly as sis design and a joke title.What the ever-loving fuck? Aside from Kan, Equuis, and Vriska the designs are awful.
>>151219961ESL
>>151219782Wow...it's dogshit.
>>151219973dont be mean. but also, at the same time, lmao
>>151219998Is /calg/ leaking again?
>>151219036anon, bro, its all good
there is literally zero reason for june egbert to exist
>>151220027Wtf is /calg/? I swetry if it's some SŐ«arty thing I will...think abaut doing something bad to you.
I don't mind June happening at all I just don't trust that they'd do anything satisfactory with it like John getting more skillful or powerful after accepting his true self or something like that.
>>151220096>swetrySWEAR I hate Autocorrect.
>>151220089NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. JOHN HAD A REALLY WEIRD AND UNSTABLE VIEW OF MASCULINITY OKAY? THATS WHY SHES JUNE NOW.
>>151220043sexo sexo sexo sexo
>>151220043The gorls
If Roxy divorced me there'd be a new fence around the local bridge.
>>151220134>JOHN HAD A REALLY WEIRD AND UNSTABLE VIEW OF MASCULINITYI know this is a shitpost but do people actually believe this?
>>151220168Yeah. It's to make Dad Egbert the bad guy because you can't a transition unless the reason behind it is Daddy Issues.
>>151220174So fucking dumb. Only reason people want John to be trans is so they can project themselves onto him. Get a life.
>>151220197Idk I'm a repressor and I can't relate to June at all. Yeah I wish I had magic breath powers that can potentially turn me into a hot babe
>>151220168People will believe anything they can project their delusions onto.
>>151220096Ah, thought you were from the general of that game. Its rare to see images posted from it.
>>151220257Just because someone posts an image from a game/show/webcomic does not mean they are from that game/show/webcomic's general
>>151220257I mostly just collected them on /v/ when it was a FOTM as reaction images.
>>151220168The official comic repost schedule is busy showing John disowning Con Air as a shitty movie and his favorite characters as macho idiotsIt's a long road from there to "I'm a woman" though.
>>151220168>SBURB?>More like SHIHT!>This game fucking ruined my life!>It sucks so bad you'll wish you Prototyped the developer just so you can tell them it's fucking dookie!
>>151220291Fair enough. Its just weird to see it after it faded into irrelevancy so long ago.
>>151220339we boutta get some june egbert pussy niggaaa
>>151220339I'm now pondering what a fanadventure of the nerd playing sburb would be like
>>151220328It shhould be noted that bit is when hussie was in his full mental state."Cant have a character enjoy something innocently, he must realize what he thought was good actually sucks" nihilistic shit.
>>151220408"What the fuck are you?"*Wingdings*"Oh great the seizure orb cant even fucking speak English, well welcome to America motherfucker!"*Nerd tries to shoot it to no effect, eventually throwing his NES blaster into it thus prototyping... The Duck hunt dog""You..."
>>151220524I was thinking shitpickle
>>151220168Do you not understand how stupid the average Homestuck fan is?
>>151220553On par with Fallout fans, yes.
>>151219786I'm pretty sure he had A plan. The entire plan being: "I'm gonna revisit this conversation at some point."
>>151220134Why does every exploration of masculinity either lead to the character trooning out or used as a display of something being wrong.
>>151220614mostly because the are the only attempts to 'explore it' are done with such a message in mind.Really, the most masculine characters are in stories in shows not obsessed with proving anything.
>>151211854>straight crushkarkat>gay crushAranea>freaky crushEridan >favorite gay shipcottoncandy or sea-serkets>favorite straight shipjadekat>favorite crackshiproxyxeridan
>>151220657sea-serkets?????????????
>>151220721Meenah x Aranea (Ive never called their ship that but it apparently is what theyre called???)
>>151220740i thought it was les8ifins
>>151220760>les8ifinsyes! thats the name, i remember now
>>151220740MSPA Booru tags them as Gillfrondshttps://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=gillfronds
all you motherfuckers being too scared to put a gay crush are lame
>>151220867they are afraid of being seen as a fag but if you read homestuck youre already a fagthe moment you start reading it you turn into a major faggot
I've been gone too long, when did we start getting Homestuck generals again?
>>151220936been going for several months now ever since the pilot was announced. it's out by the way
Pilot released us. Prisounebound and Space Days kept us fed. The pilot getting picked up makes it so we're so back.
>>151220894It's just the way we are, dude. Can't force attraction where it doesn't exist. I could have listed my favorite male character, but that would have been kind of dishonest since it's not a crush.
>>151220867I put mine down motherfucking damn! I ain't no coward!
>>151211854>Straight crushPorrim>Gay crushDirk or Equius>Freaky crushCondesce >Favorite gay shipRoseMary>Favorite straightshipGrimdorks or Daverezi>Favorite crackshipMe x everyone
So do you think he's going to remember this when she comes along to rescue the kids?
>>151221159who cares
>>151211854>straight crushJade>gay crushWhoever that hot dog troll is>freaky crushKankri (i'm going to rape him)>favorite gay shipN/A>favorite straight shipKarezi (i self insert as karkat)>favorite crackshipwhat counts as a crack ship anyway? I can't answer this, I don't even ship
>>151221165Me because I ship them.
>>151221159Kanaya should have molested Tavvy, it was the perfect way to get back at both Jane AND Rose.
>>151221159>>151221180im listening
>>151220867if you want to complain about something, complain about half the "freaky" crushes just being picrel
kanaya's vampire lips around my dick
>>151221198
>>151221204Tavvy...
>>151221020based
>>151221197Imagine being a developing young man, just hitting puberty and the extremely hot milf vampire has you in her grasp. She's holding you tight and talking about biting your neck, threatening to embrace you, changing you into a mysterious and shadowy creature like herself. Only for her grip to tighten on your jaw and neck as she says she might just kill you instead.Her breath tickling your neck the whole time. You can feel her sharp fangs just brushing against your neck with each word.I'd be changed for life.
>>151221159>I will just break his fucking neckholy shit kanaya what
>>151221139>Gay crush: Dirk or Equius>Favorite crackship: Me x everyoneI kneel....
>>151221278shes bluffing clearly, but yeah pretty fucked up to say with him right there.trolls gonna troll though.
>>151221208I always loved that image.
>>151221159I'd pop a boner if Kanaya treated me like this.
>>151221159>Then you will have a Rainbow Drinker Son.Oh dang, really? Go ahead then, make my baby boy immune to times cruel ravages.. uh, maybe wait until he is an adult though? Then again i guess you aged so... it goes up to what, prime adulthood?Actually, would he have to drink troll blood from now on or does human work? I know you and rose must have tested this, dont try and deny it.
>>151221208god what id give for a world famous jade harley titjob
>>151221326>shota nerdy dork vampire boyI like where this is goin.
>>151221268The /ss/ potential the omega kids provide is unmatched. Tavvy and Kanaya, Harry and Vriska, just imagine...
>>151221346One of Jade Harley's iconic titjobs?
jade harley owes me titjobs, and buttjobs, and blowjobs and anal and
>threads are hopping on my fetishesYes... YES. Soon MY faggot world shall begin!
I ship Johnkat but this flavor specifically.
>>151211854>straight crushVriska, Nepeta>gay crush>freaky crushDave, Karkat, Sollux>favorite gay shipidk>favorite straight shipidk>favorite crackshipdave and equius
>>151221588Punished Venom Karkat is so hot...
>>151221588he would wreck this poor boy....
>>151221622
>>151221648I like how his tits hang over the combat pouch harness.He breasts so boobily in the Candy Timeline.
>>151221588Imagine this panel, but with actual hussnasty art and not this shit that makes everyone look like Doc Scratch in a mascot suit
>>151221663Excellent use of this gif lmao. I don't have too much time to shitpost tonight T.T I've gotta finish this stupid diamond painting for a coworker's christmas gift (who will be getting no further nice gifts as I don't much care for them at this point but I already fucking started this and they are expecting it)
>>151221588Do you think Karkat would place his hand on John's head like that while he's sucking his di
>>151221588>JOHN, I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU.>i need an adult...>YOU ARE AN ADULT DIPSHIT
>>151221480>Magic trick illusion laundry room
>>151217932no comment!!!! :) also hii im home from work! :D
>>151221650That's part of the appeal.
>>151221663lmaao brian from the hit franchise family guy.
>>151221782ngl a hotdog would be kinda neat for dinner rn.
>>151221818t.
>>151221846what is the name of this cutie again? obssessed with him.
>>151221867fuck nevermind its on the filename. you can cull me.now.
>>151221778have a nice evening jadeanon
>>151220043classpect them
>>151221846>even the antlers have a high bmigenetic dead end
>>151221886thank you!!! you too!! <3
>>151221867Diemen Xicali. In Friendsim if you make a mess he takes off his shirt for you and goes the whole route without it from then on.Imagine his cute grubscars exposed.
>>151221882I'd never anon.
>>151221303wait, we can go deeper
>>151221918>>151221939i may play friendism at this point them if there is best boy in there.
>>151221918>if you make a mess he takes off his shirt for youholy shit what a bro
>>151221867Obsessed faggot oh algo
>>151211854>Vriska>not gay>Still Vriska>not gay>Spider8reath (John x vViska)>me x Vriska
>>151222256what they put in this hoe for you to act like this
>>151222152AND THISIS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND
>>151222256PREACH, INVERTE8ROTHER!
Is there anywhere you could get the 3am Dress yourself? Asking for a friend.Also are there more 3am Dress edits? Asking for another friend.
>>151222471You could probably just make it, anon. It's not that hard of a dress to make.
>>151221429ThisCame here to post this Even though I don't believe in sex
>>151221295I really am just that great.
Tomorrow a grub Vriska will show up in a box at your door. What do?
>>151222714give her up to the government
>>151222714
>>151222714Kick the grub!
>>151222714seeing how big grub holes can get
>>151222714raise her to be a strong, compassionate woman
>>151222310excellent
>>151222782
>>151222714nothingLil Cal's got it under control.
>>151222714wonder how these grubs grow up so fast that they're already using makeup
>>151222872Baby Rose had lipstick too I think they're just born with it
>>151222903goddamn these fucking flighty broads and their snarky horseshit
>>151222714Nurture and support the side of her that was suppresed by influences such as Spidermom/Doc Scratch/Mindfang's Journal/Alternian Culture/Lord English's Manipulation, so she can grow up without a warped, fucked view of relationships, morality, and her self worth. I can, must, and WILL prevent her from becoming the spider8itch that her original self was or the complacent nobody her ghost self became.She will become Ultimate Vriska.
>>151222918HEY JIMMEE! GIMME A VRISKA WITH NOTHIN!
>>151222937CORRECT!
What do you think the PB trolls are going to alchemize once they're all in the game?
>>151222841All of this happened. I was there when this went down. However Jesus endorses some nice versions of Vriska so they can have their favorite character (as long as they give up on hell Vriska)
>>151223042Renity alchemizes a strapon and rapes Yttris
>>151222471This pisses me off. Her boobs aren't THAT small.
>>151223042colsla will make a giant swastika
>>151223108Manifesting hitler sprite for Colsla
>>151222471i love the 3am dress!!!! :D
>>151223084hmmmm needs to 8e a8out..... 20% 8igger
"Rise, my 8ard" ahh lookin6 8itchanyways, today is day 22? of drawin6 aranea every day or whatever. not my proudest drawin6, 8ut it's whatever. Really, my intention was to rush this so I could 6o 8ack to reading fanfic, 8ut whatever.>>151223383wow that's actually surprisin6ly close
>>151223397thank you!!!!! :D here i made the god-tier outfit :)
>>151223236>inb4 the hitlersprite leaves colsla because he's an alien and starts actively helping the sd kids instead
>>151223042The fattest bluntlikeyou can smoke it AND use it as a strife specibus
>>151223397She used her sylph powers to discover mewing
>>151223042Korpus will alchemise the Nessie's nine iron from tf2 using a picture of a dead golfer and then be disturbed when it begins asking for heads
>>151223397I like that you're playing with shadows and expressions!!
>>151223677WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
>>151223446woaw>>151223508her new classpect is Sylph of Looksmaxxing>>151223712yeah, i'm more proud of the little mind-control-sym8ol thin6 on her head. idk why I haven't thou6ht of drawin6 it 8efore
>>151223236>colsla will have Hitlersprite while Mallum has Ridesprite[S] Colsla: Talk to Hitlersprite
Korpus is going to make Ellith alchemize a new outfit and it is going to go so badly
>https://youtu.be/rI7JKhlZ_mg?si=MVoO6XmmXYna8sbAWhat Homestuck character listens to this?
>/hsg/>look inside>/pbg/
>>151223979It's great, it's like I can pretend it ends at Cascade
>>151223979why do rats look so fucking retarded, like they have no thoughts at all? fucking dumb retard baby creatures
>>151223979To be fair, there's not really much else to talk about
>>151223979with homestuck being and having a superior comic to take it's place this is what happens
>>151224038>>151224012>>151224043fair enough. isn't there any other fanventure to talk about?
>>151224091Nope, they literally all stopped updating a year ago
>>151224091no! me wanna talk about prisounebound and space days
>Homestuck fan with a chumhandle donates to the Digital Circus trans fundraiser
>>151224091Yeah there are, but only Pb + sd has their creators regularly interacting with the threads
>>151224137>food found in cupboard
>>151224106damn......
>>151224091I like Sburb.exe and Beneviolent, Dickventure is fun as well but it hasn't updated in awhileAlso John Ruins a Wedding got some love here awhile back but that also hasn't updated in some time
>>151224198>>151224106did I literally join a dying fandom RIGHT before it died?
>>151224225Just about, the pilot came out like a last gasp on the deathbed
>>151224225welcome to Homestuck 2025
>>151224091Nightfall updated again a few days ago, if you're into that.
>>151224225dont listen to anyone its not dead its not dead its not dead ITS STILL ALIVE.
Goodnight /hsg/ See you in the morning after my doctors appointment :(
>>151224225Animated series will bring us back from irrelevancy, we got greenlit after all
>>151224198hopefully we get a few more pages soon, caliborn interacting with john is peak
>>1512242396oodni6ht 8)
>>151224245fuck I hope so. At first I was praying for its downfall, but now i'm crossing my fingers that it blows up so massively it becomes more popular than MLP was at its peak. I hope it gets so fucking popular that these threads will be over in three hours max just from the sheer amount of (non-spam) activity in it
>>151224246there's been so many funny interactions between them, the premise of 2 angsty teens locked in a cosmic stalemate makes for good antics as well
>>151224271>more popular than mlp at its peakAnon, I admire your optimism but we'll be lucky if it reaches murder drones popularity judging by the pilot view count
>>151224311lol yeah I said I *hope* it gets that popular. I don't even expect any episodes to actually come out, or for it to ever be popular again ever.
>>151224225It's honestly way better than it has been for the past five years. Fanventures have just always been a death march, plenty of people losing interest, getting busy, biting off way more than they can chew.Here's a rapid fire of some good fanventures that have updated in the past few months.>Egomaniacs https://mspfa.com/?s=42884&p=1>FREE ONLINE ALIEN ADVENTURE GAME https://mspfa.com/?s=65444&p=1>sburb.exe https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=1>My Moirail Is a Rainbow Drinker https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=1>Autopraxis https://mspfa.com/?s=56631&p=1>Strange Perigee https://mspfa.com/?s=65156&p=1>REALLY! FUCKED UP ENTRY https://mspfa.com/log/?s=57461>Alabaster: The Doomed Session https://mspfa.com/?s=236&p=1>ACTUAL CROW! Strider https://mspfa.com/?s=46744&p=1And that's just off the type of my head. Is there a possibility that many of these get abandoned or peter out? Maybe. But that's just a part of following webcomics in general.
>>151224366I can attest to rainbow drinker's quality. it's really 6ood in my opinion.
friend got up to the lollipop jujus. I chose to end exactly on this pagehe hates everything about arquiussprite and never wants to think about him or voice him againhe thinks if caliborn is a special classpect of lord of time, then calliope would've been queen of dreams ("what do you call a female lord?")he's furious everyone is too busy having teen-drama to answer roxyhe thinks void players will have teleportation powershe thinks jane will lick the lollipop and become "goated", or ascend to god tier that way
are there any troll fanventures set on beforus? i think that would be a cool idea but i dont know if people are doing it
>>151224418im the desperate loser who wants more beforus content. its me.
>>151224395ask him on a scale from 1-10 how fucka8le he thinks Jane is and kill him if he says anythin6 lower than 9
>>151224395white girl with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style, is she goated with the sauce?
>>151224433same here, 8uddy
>>151224395it's great how this demarcates the comic into its final and most foul part; everything after the juju to the end is rancid with very little exception>>151224444jesus christ man
>>151224418https://mspfa.com/?s=51293&p=1that's all I could really find. May8e look for yourself as well, cus I'm lazy
>>151224395friendo is in for a wild ride
>>151224483thank you so much
>>151224395>hates arqCringe!>jane+loli=goated with the sauceTRVKE
>>151224504I think my final cope is to assume there's a Pumpkin timeline no one can access that's sane and healthy like that
>>151224504the world needs more cute davejade
>>151224504wtf dave
>>151224504Post-canon's greatest crime was making these two dipshits into some sort of tragic love affair
okay, yeah this is based
>>151223079can't rape the willing
>>151224585anything straight has to be destructive and doomed to make way for the apocalypse of everyone having no fucking idea what gender, sex, or orientation they are, goddamn fucking EVER
>>151224027stop being racist against them they're cute
>>151224585>take something with zero drama>add out of character dramaThat's homestuck!
>>151224438killing peoples bad mmkay
>>151224612they're too stupid to even comprehend my insult tho
>>151224663not if they have 8ad taste
>>151224137Look at the character you're using and really think about what you say
>>151224091Conjoined sessionCool artsyle, is updating regualry, goth some babes.It terribly how it's not talked about more
>>151224597cute
>>151224713>tagged 'shitpost'okay, now I GOTTA read this
>>151224752thtre could be seeveral crows rtyping at their keyboards tight rnow in this thread as wespewka
>>151224794wrewll Im cewrtainnly nott a ccrew sso who izs
>>151224690KEK
kek
>>151224395didnt he read the part were calliope mentioned "muse" as a class? is he stupid?hes right about the teen drama shit though
>>151224794CAW- II meanbb COCK!
>>151223042Eillith and Mallum make relatively mundane things cause they never had them beforeJunice makes some SUPER WEEDKorpus would make a ridiculous amount of shit (I suspect he's a space player) but will start with Cool ass clubs, with late game shit being capable of putting black holes or golf balls that explode like nukesOxnard will make horrors beyond your comprehension and affronts to God.He'll make a way to have the alchemiters have biological compatibility and print homunculi on massYttris will make gifts for Renitya nd his friends >>151223079You're saying that loke she doesn't already have one come on, just look at yttris
Migrate when ready:>>151224864>>151224864>>151224864
>>151224601it's rapeplay just go along with it
>>151224825i fon'y knoe
>>151224863>Oxnard will make horrors beyond your comprehension and affronts to God.how does this nigga keep getting more and more based
>>151224091LE: Unmerge is pretty fun if you miss Gamzee.
>>151224863I'm just imagining all the references you could make with Korpus's weapon namesThe hockey stick from Happy GilmoreJust all of CaddyshackMan there are a lot of movies with golf in them (if you want a real good laugh go watch Blades)The club from BioshockFive Iron Frenzy
>>151219280Oh I get it. June is a splinter of Jade, not transfem, thank you for the clarification.
>>151217432>>151217257These people don’t actually care about actual personalities of any of the characters.