Dungeons and Dragons editionThe cast is doing another livestream tonight!https://www.youtube.com/live/f_OdD5O58hk?si=PM1Kh_H4V0iy75tJI want to fuck the shit out of Barbarian RagathaPrevious thread: >>151196549
Did something based on the new ribbit news last thread plus an alt https://files.catbox.moe/kipct6.png
>BardPain.
>>151221838>spoilerI want to fuck every version of Ragatha
>Hot Topic are having a 30% sale today>Pomni plushies are out of stock>there's Jax plushies, though Weak.
>>151221906looks like im paying a visit to hot topic. i highly doubt they will have any ragatha keychains but it doesnt hurt to look i guess
>>151221858drug play, on the other hand, is pretty dope.
>>151221906Meanwhile, that same lone small Ragatha plush has been sitting in a sea of Pomnis and Kingers at my local Target.
I think I’d end up being a full-time Stupid Sauce addict if I was trapped in the computer
>Barbarian RagathaCan't wait to see her go full gremlin again
>>151221854>female to male tffinally some good fucking food
>>151222329Ribbit may be a girl but her being a girl stuck in the body of a femboy frog is hot as fuck personally
>>151221838>>151221887Is this gonna get to Legends of Advantris levels of retarded?
>>151222466is there even any difference? the digital avatars have no genitals
>>151221838i strongly agree with that spoiler
>>151221838>They didn't invite RibbitWow, I can't believe the cast partakes in gang-bullying...
>>151222618Yeah but while ribbit’s body is cutesy, it’s not particularly that feminine with the bow tie and lack of hair. Considering how many anons on here thought she was a boy at first, there’s a chance some of the circus did too. It’d be a pretty shitty situation if it turned out Ribbit was someone who prided herself on her body and looks
Jax BIG big penis. Jax big HUMONGOUS purple penis and LOW hanging balls.
I wanna call Ribbit a twink while she gets angry at me
>>151222836We'll see about that.
>>151221838Kinger is looking absolutely REGAL.
Ah, anon, there's only one bed... what do we do?
>>151222985Pomni, you're small enough to be able to use a drawer as a bed.
>>151222985
Which one is going to become the murder hobo?
>>151222985don't worry you can sleep on the floor, i don't mind =)
marry and reproduce
>>151222985You can sleep on the floor
>>151222985>Pee on the bed claim it as your own, while making direct eye contact.
>>151223098Amanda
>>151222985You literally don't sleep, Pomni.
>>151223098All of them? All of them. Who the fuck DOESN'T play a murderhobo in D&D?!
>>151223123marry and reproduce>2015: fucking glowies don't tell me what to do>2025: man i'm trying......
>>151223167she doesn't need to eat or breathe, either, yet she does both.
>>151223182Someone who wants the other people playing, including the GM, to have a good time?
>>151221838I NEED to see Barbarian Ragatha with a massive wild bush
Marry and have frog sex
>>151223131jax...
>>151223223Can't. She's dead.
>>151223123They can't. The Amazing Digital Circus is rated PG-13. Best I can do is 1 F bomb.
>>151223246:c
>>151223246Maybe abstraction monsters can still copulate
>>151221838>they gave Ragatha cleavagethe voice actors know what we want
>>151223294damn, the cellar must be crazy
>>151222985It's okay you can have it! I'm sleeping with Ragatha anyway
>>151223294Kawfmo nearly fucked up Ragatha just by touching her. I ain't pounding that.
>>151223351Think Giger, but more eyes.Or just that one mostly deleted scene from Event Horizon.
>>151223294they can finally fug but at what cost
Would you help clean off the sauce?
>>151223358based ragathaChad
>>151223418But I’m already stupid
>>151223418What's a stupid sauce high like? Drinking? Toking? Abusing solvents? I've done all three at separate times
ehh pomni no... don't swallow it ahhh you're worse than me
>>151221838I hate how only Pomni and Jax are fully-abled. Why the fuck would they program/design a doll avatar to have a button in place of an eye when the others have both eyes? Why does this series need an allegory for disabilities? I know I shouldn't expect anything from a tranny, but still.
How long is ass time, bros?
>>151223601>Pomni and Jax are fully-abledWRONG they’re both sad on the inside :(
>>151223601Ragatha can see out of the button eye and I don't think Gangle's physically disabled. Or Kinger.
Holy shit the D&D stream is going to be completely in-character
Is there more fanart of DnD Ragatha?
Caine making a D&D campaign sounds like a fun long term adventure
>stream is sending money to the tranny law centerHow do I donate negative dollars?
>>151223718Don't donate and make sure to comment in the stream why you're not donating!
>>151223358b-based!!!!
>>151223736ok!
are Kovach and Lenti both high rn?
>>151223718Be hackerman and divert tranny funds.
Michael/Jax better be a murderhobo
>>151223751I feel like I am
>show is made by a tranny>show of full of voice actors (acting/theater is queer adjacent)>gets mad that they're sympathetic to tranny issueswhat were you expecting?
This is the most insane cast stream ever. The Trans Laws are going to get centered or whatever
>>151221854>fag trashAwful.
>Swear filter destroyed
Where is this troon money going to? If I troon out will I get free welfare checks?
Currently abstracting because I’m can’t reconcile my love for the tranny clown show for babies with my adolescent 4chan politics.
>>151223858Nobody knows, organizations like this are opaque as fuck by design.
>>151223858It's for a law center, so if you get called a "he" by a coworker, you can call them and try to file a suit
>>151223858They seem to be mainly about law advocacy. So they'd be lobbying or doing pro bono representation. If you were trans you wouldn't get anything from them directly unless you were a legislator or involved in a lawsuit.
i appreciate that the VA cast for this show is literally 100% White
The tra-
>>1512238581 dollar = 1000 lil boys turned into girls + 1000 lil girls turned into boys
>>151223902Marissa is part Turkish
What does the law center even do? Are there any particularly alarming incidents?
>>151223909Dang, that's some good bang for your buck. How are they so efficient?
>>151223916gonna kms now
>>151223918Just go to the web site. This stuff isn't interesting
>>151223925tranomachines, son
>>151223902I'm surprised there's never been a race cast controversy with this.
>>151223916Turkish still white.
>Jax in the avatar line up placed far away from the girls/ all his popular shipping partnerskekaroo
Kovach said hooway
>>151223984He's simply trying to hook up with best boy Kinger
Lizze always has a fucked up mic.
>>151223918It's probably more like a network that can put trans people in touch with lawyers who know... gender rules... by their state, or affordable ones, stuff like that. Or the money goes to trans organizations that can help pay for lawyers.
Is Gooseworked in the stream?
Not impressed by some of Alex's DMing decisions so far. When Marissa wanted to use alter self to get claws and pop Bubble he should have allowed it.
>leaf veterans holiday night>3 drinks in>sudden dungeon circus streamhoray
>>151224060No, they're gooseworking right now
>>151224060As far as I know Goose has never participated in any cast stream
RAGEatha
I'm getting pissed because this shows D&D 5e/2024 isn't actually a good ruleset to introduce beginners to TRPGs
>>151224193whys that? I thought it was pretty much a slimmed down version of 3.5, often too much.
>>151224193d&d always sounded cool to me but i have 0 friends and would probably HATE dealing with a faggot dungeon master and trying to remember EVERY SINGLE RULE TO EVERY SINGLE ITERATION of this autismfest
>>151224208The best D&D game I ever played was used an old-school ruleset from the 70s and none of the players had to know any rules, only the DM did. It went so smooth because you just said what you wanted to do and the DM resolved it for you.
>>151224233now that sounds like fun
>Jax confirmed to be a devout Christianfuck it everything in this stream is canon
>>151224205Three examples that have actually come up on the stream already: finicky rules on stuff like flanking, abilities that don't involve interesting decisions like Guidance, and too much 1st-level frontloading of abilities so players have too many things to remember.
>>151224233DnD should be like that, but people insist the players do everything themselves.
>>151223601jesus christ pull your head out of your ass and then throw it in the trash.
>>151224269fuck me man, i went to hot topic and they had nothing but those little plastic figures and i really REALLY want a raggy keychain
>>151221854Would cum in both ribbits
>>151224280My version of hot topic (spencers) never has the thing that are hot topics to me. Internet shopping all the way
>>151224303i am like a miser, i will NOT pay for shipping if i can help it. rather pay for gas and drive out to the other closest mall near me
>>151224269these are pretty cheap and i'm half tempted to get the full main cast
>>151224250> finicky rules on stuff like flankingFlanking is very simple and an optional rule anyway. If you can make a line between 2 people and through the center of the foe, it is a flank; gain Advantage.>abilities that don't involve interesting decisions like GuidanceYou can't say that AND being frontloaded (which you aren't if you aren't a spellcaster or gish setup) is bad. Either low-level decisions need to be simple and straightforward that boosts basic things to help people, or you need a lot of options to account for interesting decision making.> and too much 1st-level frontloading of abilities so players have too many things to rememberAside from the fact this is dependent on the class and most of your real abilities kick in at 3rd-level (moreso in 5e24), over half the gang decided to be casters. Cleric, Druid, Bard, and Warlock are classes that will have a lot of things on their plate. If they didn't want to be overwhelmed, they really shouldn't be picking classes that explicitly have a lot of things to do. Fighter, Rogue, Barbarian, Sorcerer, there was plenty of straightforward classes they could have pick for their first time around.>>151224256It's a mix between the games getting more about build autism and trying to be more collaborative between players. Leaving EVERYTHING to the GM, including understanding their characters, just isn't fun for the vast majority of people.
>>151222985Sleep under the bed. And when it's time to wake up, I flip it over.
GANGLE IS USING MAGIC TO MAKE JAX BEHAVE. BASED MARISSA
>>151224247>Jax was a zoomer christian who found god through tiktok
>>151224233Blessed OSRchadI wish I could talk about it on /tg/ still
Man these nerds are horny
>>151224414>You can't say that AND being frontloaded (which you aren't if you aren't a spellcaster or gish setup) is bad. Either low-level decisions need to be simple and straightforward that boosts basic things to help people, or you need a lot of options to account for interesting decision making.You're confused. The reason Guidance isn't an interesting decision is that there's never a reason not to cast it. It's never anything more than a penalty for forgetting to say you're doing so.You also don't need special abilities to make interesting decisions. The characters could have no special abilities at all and it wouldn't stop there from being interesting decisions. The special abilities are there to add more and distinguish your character.>Aside from the fact this is dependent on the class and most of your real abilities kick in at 3rd-level (moreso in 5e24), over half the gang decided to be casters. Cleric, Druid, Bard, and Warlock are classes that will have a lot of things on their plate. If they didn't want to be overwhelmed, they really shouldn't be picking classes that explicitly have a lot of things to do. Fighter, Rogue, Barbarian, Sorcerer, there was plenty of straightforward classes they could have pick for their first time around.Being a spellcaster doesn't mean you need to be overloaded at 1st level. In earlier versions of D&D, the wizard/sorcerer equivalent had one spell and the cleric/druid equivalent had *zero* spells.
>Breeding like rabbitsYeah I'm sure you'd know that well wouldn't you?
>gloink hiveThey're fucked.
>Jax fucks everything upIn character
I mean they've got this they have a party of 6 as long as they keep constant dps and kill the mini gloinks first then focus big momma
>The rouge didn't take a bonus action to dodgeHe's gonna die isn't he?
idk how dnd works don't they just hit the Gloink with swords until it dies?
>>151224671Yeah but they have a set amount of attacks they can do in a turn.
god this is so cute I remember my first time playing dnd and I'm getting so many flashbacks to my first time watching them.
The VAs just give free material to animatic artists
is this stream considered fanfic?
>>151224812No it's canon. They said so at the beginning.
Kinger's VA is carrying the whole stream
>Kinger caught Ragatha with his faceIT SHOULD'VE BEEN-
Sean is the best roleplayer there for some reason
>>151224881Which end did Ragatha land on him with?
>>151224904Her sweaty crotch from the battle which was also slimy with Gloinkqueen saliva.
>Rageatha going ham on the boss
>>151224944Oh my god
Gangle just casted 2 spells on her turn both being concentration I feel bad because if they were playing with the actual rules it would have ended fly on the bettle for dragon's breath
This might be the goated cast stream. The only one that competes is the visual novel
>>151223358The only correct answer.
>internet where I'm at is so bad I can't watch the stream live
>Everyone whiffs only for Pomni to bumblefuck into the killing blowkek
Lol at Ragatha instantly digging through the slime and being rewarded for it
>>151225262To be fair Michael threw away the kill on purpose he literally disarmed and turned off his sneak attack he did everything he could to not kill.
>>151225309Still pretty humorous Pomni ended up getting kill after getting dunked on in the opening
I want Sean on every stream from now on
the beetle is trans
>>151225357the beetle is trans
What classes would they choose in other games?
>SuperWiiBro08Hey, I know that name...
I wish Ragdoll were real.
>>151225583I wish Mario was
Alex really has an insane amount of raw talent as a voice actor
Evil Gangle's Silver Titties
>>151225583Imagine a life-size Ragatha like they did with that one life-size Gardevoir.
>>151225752Imagine an anon posting a pic of it wearing a big, cute, poofy, forever-clean dolly diaper
She can't keep getting away with it!
Ragatha is one bad day from shooting up the circus
>>151226135Love that she just admitted to wanting to murder Gumigoo if given the chance.
>>151226135Shut up Jax.
Gotta say, Pomni makes the cutest looking bard ever.
What if they dropped lore in this
>>151226248>pomni is cuteWhat else is new?
>>151226307They did they confirmed Jax is hated by Lesbeeians
damn there's already a Ragatha Barbarian cosplay
Does this non canonical adventure take place before episode 5 or episode 6?
>>151226386Caine hijacks their dreams sometimes and makes them do dumb things that don't really matter
>>151223182I have never played with a murder hobo and I have ran D&D (2e) and now Deadlands for over ten years.If anything I have the opposite issue where my players try to collect friendly NPCs like they are fucking pogs. The only times they have killed everyone/each other is when we played MAID of all things.>>151224233Yeah, I have found that just teaching them the bare bones of a system and learning as they go along through experience is the best way to get players to actually internalize rules.
>>151226315That she looks good in bard clothes. Also, I was surprised that Zooble was a druid.
oh no they ended up in the abstraction pit of all fucking places.
Pomni is going to milk Gummigoo and that is not a joke
>>151226637nope, Ragatha just fucking murdered him
>>151226637Giga-chad jax with the truth nuke of saying npc's don't matter
>>151226655"I did it so you don't have to. So you're welcome." Fucking cold Ragatha.
Huh, small world...
>>151226745Maybe I’m boring as fuck, but I really think the Kaufmo situation is as simple as it seems. He went nuts obsessively thinking about the exit. I’m not expecting a big twist there. But maybe I’m wrong! I don’t know who Monsieur Z is by the way
>>151226771History and politics YouTuber, former AlternateHistoryHub mimic, Woodrow Wilson defender
>>151226771>>151226790Oh yeah, he also has a single-issue political ideology that's just "what if we redraw state borders to reflect the interests of the people who live in them?" Like "Greater Idaho" in Oregon but for every state that wants it, or something.
>>151226823Sounds incredibly autistic. But I wish him the best of luck in accomplishing this goal.
>>151226745"The corny one." Nobody thought Kaufmo was actually funny. Jax is only liable to have that delusion about himself.