Freaky editionPrevious horny: >>151224864
Gigantic throbbing MSPFA update
>>151240380I will make one
I see a lot of people talk about voices for Homestuck characters. Anyone have voiceclaims for Problem Sleuth?
>>151239507>these adventures don't make you gay so much as extremely lusty>I don't know if I would called it bi thoughThis is all anons, it's not like the fanadventures themselvers are particularly suggestive
looking through my folder of stuff anons drew for me
>>151240416Literally everybody in Problem Sleuth is voiced by someone from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>>151240463>>151240416I always went with a noir detective narrator for the problem sleuth comic
>Homestuck generalgb2 2012
>>151240560It’s the revenge of 2012
>>151240560
>>151240560i wish i fucking could
day 1 billion of waiting for anything interesting to be done with the blood aspect
>>151240624Bloodbending
>>151240628*gives you an erection*
>>151240451Badass
>>151240633Sire, I have a boner
>>151240459While the comic does remind me of hunter: the parenting in how horny its character designs are... its definitely more of a feedback loop thing to so with tri/moon's feeding the horny in thread
Mallumfags how we feeling?
can we post more Roxy with big boobs?
>>151240733Personally I'm feeling mighty fine. Mighty fine.
>>151240830goddamn moonrunes are tridesert are good at drawing
I claim this thread in the name of our lord Jesus Christ!
>>151240846>moonrunes are tridesertTHEY'RE WHAT?
>>151240876curse my damned lack of proof reading
>>151240860Nepeta is one of Christ’s bravest proselytizers.
>>151240876the final step of matespriteship....
Dave is stronger than John, why?
>>151240911Don't lie, anon, it's unbecoming.
>>151240911NEED WE REMIND YOU
>>151240846>webcomic that makes you type
>>151240911*retcons you into a faggot*
Which of the Homestuck trolls would taste the best deep-fried?
>>151241005Feferi
>>151241005Not him. Hes busy with important gifts for his friends. Maybe he has some corpses left behind to eat
>>151241005>>151241022>lean meat from being an active swimmer and refreshing fishy tastefeferi checks out
>>151240887You say that but...
>>151240911*impregnates your mother*
>>151240830MOONRUNES, MAKE A FLASH OF MALLUM AND ELLITH CUDDLE NAPPING, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
It's been nearly 14 years. how the fuck am I still here?
>>151241046>lean meatshe lives in th frigid depths of the deep sea, and drinks a fuckton of tab. If anyone would have a thick layer of blubber, it would be her
>>151241250you'll never leave us. we love you too much
>>151241275>it's a visual comic>you can SEE the characters
>>151241068HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOthat Roxy literally has PERFECT, fucking CHEF'S KISS proportions.
>>151241250Remember… you’re here forever
>>151241250
>>151241275Suffocating under 220 pounds of fat feferi ass...
>>151241396>220not blubbery enough. Needs to be whale proportions (2000+) or I don't want her
Awkward realization that my Homestuck folder is basically 90% Dave/Rose.
>>151241416Erm... yikes, problematic much?
>>151241416Do you have a sister? If so, it might be less of a coincidence, and more Freudian in nature......
/hsg/...today sucked ass. I think I'm unironically bipolar and it sucks ass. Post art you love....it'll heal my damaged mind.
>>151241460I find this funny. Hope it helps
>>151241460Okay Skye, here you go
>>151241424Yes that's what makes it so good try to keep up.>>151241437No sister at least not one I grew up with.
>mallums pov when sheol came to save him from the angel
>>151241416nothing awkward about having good taste
I dont have much dave rose but here you go anon
>>151241058based and true, good girl vriska
>>151241513in all seriousness, there is something funny seeing people get so arms up about dersecest and another ships like it in the comic as if HS doesn't constantly joke about itbut i personally find it interesting with how it plays into the dynamic of some potential lingering feelings even after realizing they're related
>>151241460Behold
Can someone post the full steelcorridor gay singularity comic? Having trouble finding all the parts
>>151241665Let the mating begin
>>151241604Thanks anon.>>151241639yeah I mean it's plainly addressed in canon, Rose brings it up and even gives a wink (shades of her mother there) to her bro talking about their "Freudian semi-blunders?" That shit ain't chaste. It's downright Folgers commercial "you're my present this year" territory.
>Get ahead in word count, up to 19k words now>Back behind an hour laterKilling kids is worth a good couple thousand words each, I should do this more often
>>151241745what
>>151241760I converted a fanventure into a prompt for NaNoWriMoBy the end of the November I should have 50,000 words, about the size of a short novel, by writing 1667 a day
>>151241773based. what's the fanventure about?
HELL YEAH
>>151241864A young BART?!? stands in his bedroom
>>151241792It’s my sexo exploits fucking fantrolls with a deep and intricate plot about winning my affections
>>151241873holy based. you should upload it somewhere if you haven't so we can read it
>>151241864he reminds me of that one fake simpsons character meme people tried to push a few years ago
>>151241864HELL YEAH X2 COMBO
>>151241864dont have a cow man
Trying to compile a list of which pb/sd characters smell. Not including non-players. So sheol can be there>smelly: junice, dmarko, mallum, ellith, colsla, cody, skye>smells fine: renity, oficus, oxnard, yttris, nellie, sheol, alan, lilyOnes I’m unsure on are oxnard, nellie, sheol and skye. oxnards split personalities may be smelly/not smelly so I guess it would depend on who’s in charge for how long.
smelly ellith......
this is fucking dumb, I love it
>>151241880Me when I impersonate other anons
>>151241952I am heartbroken and will never recover........ why would you do this to me, anon?
>>151241934>junicesmells like weed, dmarko, and the ocean>dmarkosmells like weed, junice, and whatever junk food he and junice ordered over stoner munchies>mallumsmells like sweat and bad morning breath>ellithsmells like oily hair and panties worn for a week straight>colslasmells like muscus and pus>codyactually smells good and applies deodorant often. swap with oficus who always smells of wet pussy and cum>skyesmells like period blood
Imagine the smell of pine and musk
>>151242007>smells like oily hair and panties worn for a week straightplease stop I can only get so erect
>>151241960The actual fanventure is about a bunch of kids from an Earth that survives after someone plays sburb and kills just about everyone. Someone then gets the bright idea to play it again, 300 years later, but can't because the original game is gone, so they invent sburb2 using someone's extremely poorly written GameFAQs guide and ChatGPT. 50000 words should just about cover the first two acts.
>>151242051that's actually way more unique than I thought. If that was a real fanventure I'd read the FUCK out of it
>>151242051make mspfa NOW
>>151241864>>151241887>>151241950Rose I Am Commanding You To Consume My Drawers
Are you excited for Murderstuck 2?
>>151242141not yet.
>>151242141Murderstuck 2: With a VengeanceI need a nude Lord English doing tai chi while watching the news
how the fuck did all the trolls become friends? did they meet in person, and then just exchange trolltags? That wouldn't work for Kanaya since she's in some fucking desert or something. Do they post online looking for friends?
>>151242141I hope they make it twice as pants-shittingly spooky
>>151242161maybe lusii have troll facebook accounts
>>151242161they all met in an image forum called 4horns
>>151242170that unironically is a way better idea than what I was thinking up
>>151242161They almost certainly just met online, except for certain pairs like Vriska and Equius or Eridan and Feferi.
>>151242162Another 2 million to the budget for the Equius scene.
>>151242161Most if not all of them flarped together IIRCOnly the core group of Tavros Vriska Kanaya and Terezi stayed together, but Aradia/Eridan/Feferi played with them for sure, Equius built Vriska's replacement arm for her (Nepeta got dragged in as Equius' friend). Karkat and Sollux are mutant friends, and Gamzee somehow knew Karkat from long enough back that it made them best friends
>>151242203yeah that makes a whole lot more sense
>>151242203I don't recall any indication of feferi, eridan or gamzee ever flarping. karkat (he scolds tavros to "stop playing games for girls" about it), nepeta (equius forbid her much to her chagrin) and equius (it's equius) for sure never did
>>151242254eridan was flarp rivals with vriska and used duelscar as his character
>>151242174No wonder they ended up murdered regularly by some handsome fellows
>>151242299oh right
>>151242299And Eridan/Vriska fed trolls they made walk the plank to Feferi's lusus
>>151242355I think they fed lusus to feferi's and troll kids to vriska's
>>151241699why would john do that to jasperosesprite
I just unlocked this album (and universe B's which I've yet to listen to) from the unofficial collection and holy shit its amazing. So many stand out tracks too (Fuchsia Ruler, Gold Mage, Jade Sylph and Cobalt Thief are probably some of the best from all the albums I've heard so far)
>>151242534Justice for the unnofficial collection
im getting into drawing lads. how'd i do?
>>151242611for a first(?) attempt this is really nice :-)
>>151242639thank you, other than literal stick figures, yeah this is my only real work. its fun, and that anon posted this the other day, and it got me kinda pumped.
>>151242161PRIMARY GROUP (FLARP): Aradia, Tavros [Team Charge], Terezi, Vriska [Scourge Sisters], Eridan [Vriska's former rival]Immediate friends of FLARPers: Feferi [to Eridan], Sollux [to Aradia], Kanaya [to Tavros or Vriska, unsure who she knew first], Equius [neigh8ors to Vriska]Friends of Friends: Nepeta [to Equius, forbidden from FLARP], Karkat [to Sollux, potentially also Aradia and Tavros], Gamzee [probably through Eridan or Karkat but most likely Eridan]Didn't play pesterquest because it was shit but this is my impression from the actual comic.
>>151241699Reminder that "june" is only a thing because this comic made tumblrdykes seethe.
My attempt at making my bedroom when I was younger for a fic idea. First time I tried doing something like this.
>>151243493
>>151243504Your parents had you sleep on the Stardew Valley Grandpa bed?
>>151240364catbox the full pic
>>151243504Epic gamer dent>>151243493>>151243512Thankyou
>>151243591I don't really know how create depth that well. That black thing is also supossed to the mini fridge in my room that stores all that coke. Other than that, my room pretty boring.
>>151243493>>151243512this was probally the funniest shit ive read omg the autism in this reeks in the besr way possible.
What would be the worst first prototyping option, an Armored Core Next or Cosmic Era Gundam? Like, say a player threw a random kit they finished into the Kernelsprite, what would be the worse choice be?
>>151243923kirkat
>>151241005Karkat for show, he'd basically be steamed crab. Crab is fucking delicious.
>>151244282youre a grand wizard, eridan!
>>151244063Delicious kot leggs I must ate
>>151243512Another for my evergrowing folder of John beats Dave
>>151244672This with Cody.
>>151242611Another incredible postcanon snafu
>>151244063>>151245121Criminally lewd behavior
>>151245166Nepeta existing isn't lewd
>>151245349>make a claim>post evidence to the contraryare you is stupid?
>>151241058vriska would definitely be one of those born-again evangelical types who's really preachy but doesn't change a single thing about herself
>>151243493this is where I post from
>>151243868Unlike alchemy, prototyping doesn't really transfer non-physical abilities outside of very limited ones. For instance putting the eldritch princess doll for rose's prototyping didn't give the imps eldritch abilities. Just tentacles that don't do much.The easiest way you could get an actually dangerous gundam is, would be to have a player in the game send grist to a player who hasn't entered, then use alchemy to create a working miniature gundam. Or just have the player have a working miniature gundam for some reason
>>151242534green ghost and orchid horror from universe b are so fucking good
>>151243868I dont know anything about gundam sorry
A new session means Snowman could be back.Imagine...
>>151243868Infectious medical wasteRadioactive or poisonous materialExplosives
>>151245895Guess that make sense, plus, the kits are pretty small in comparison to the real thing. Tossing my ZGMF-X19A ∞ Justice Gundam gunpla into the kernelsprite won't suddenly make me face 18 meter tall imps and what not.Maybe I write around it and make it so that underlings can occasionally gain the non-physical traits the item used for pre-game prototyping. Have the chance to run into a mini-boss type enemy using the fullest capabilities of what's been prototyped. Honestly, though, I need/want it to happen. I wanna write my guy getting Bolt-ACR (Cruetly Squad) during the session (Using Riflekind specibus). And that gunpla is based off a machine using a nuclear reactor, which could drop uranium, which would be vital during the alchemy process to get it.Or I could prototype a microwave and hand wave shit.
>>151246530If its an extra special boss or high level underling I dont see the issue
>>151246530The story world already has weird technomagic horseshit you can have one of the players just build a gundam.
Pits
>>151246622I like these drawings but I wish whoever made them wouldn't draw mallum with the face of a retarded kid I knew in middle school
>>151246365Wasn't Snoman just BQ after LE got done raping her?
>>151246836Yes, and Troll Session Black Queen specifically. New session means new Black Queen who will have her own story. Anon is a fool.
>>151246892A fool but he does bring up a good point; more Queens, Black and White, for us to lust for.
>>151246836Why are you asking a question you already know the answer?Yes, Snowman is an incarnation of the Black Queen. Specifically from the troll session. She was recruited by Scratch after being exiled, and she was later subjected to a process that made her share her lifeforce with the troll universe's. Said process was never given any detail on how it was done beyond speculation.
>>151246931>more Queens, Black and White, for us to lust for.NOBODY EVER MAKES ART OF EITHER OF THEM BEYOND THE OCCASIONAL BLUE MOON.WHY DOES BEING A CARAPACEFAGGOT NEEDS TO BE A HELL WITH NO END?WE HAVE TWO TALL SLENDER QUEENS AND NOT EVEN THAT IS ENOUGH FOR THE COOMER NU-HSG TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM.
What are chances Prospit will have Problem Sleuth exiles in HS2/BC?
>>151246933Marco!>>151247021I don't know but you better believe I'm flooding Moonrunes with requests if I'm ever around when he isI never am.
>>151241460
>>151246933>She was recruited by Scratch after being exiled, and she was later subjected to a process that made her share her lifeforce with the troll universe's.>Said process was never given any detail on how it was done beyond speculation.What could it possibly be except implanting Bilious Slick into her?
>>151245766thanks mivnol
>>151241460get well soon, anon
>>151241250I'm surprised you didn't move on once the epilogues were text based and slop, even by our standards. Act 7 was my drop point. In retrospect, I did myself a favor since I'm all in on Roxygen.
>>151247587Hot takeHussie always intended for Bro to be abusive he just thought it would be funnier in execution.
>>151240364Isn't this the artist that draws Jade as an overweight futanari with a dog penis she regularly stuffs up Dave's ass?
>>151247794He's literally said as much, but I don't believe him. And if it is true, he could have done a much much better job at implementing that into the story (many such cases!)
the whiteboard link is here https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-VbAZcyZ_U
>>151247834He did? Well I'm absolutely sure it's the truth, man is a good writer he just fumbled sooooo god damn much.
>>151247794Hussie only started saying that when he was dating that girl. I followed the daily updates religiously for years, this was not a thing. This was just like caucasian = peachy because it was that easy to talk in his ear.
>>151247927
>>151247704why did he do it bros...
>>151241460oh shid we started blogging now?it's fascinating to see the /hsg/ cycle restart again
>>151247927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQuy3FqVcYc
>>151247794yes but I don't think he intended the abuse to be taken as dramatically as he initially meant to. akin to how tom from tom and jerry's owners were abusive but in a jocular mannerstill, I enjoy both the "bro is neurotically batshit" fanart and the "bro is a shitposting frat boy" fanart all the same
I do not care for chazz's gross melty people
>claims to hate something>can't stop engaging with itwhat did homestuck fans mean by this?
>>151242203>core group of tavros kanaya vriska tereziyeah these four are the locus of all relationships, but they are not actual friends by act 5. the flarp group imploded with aradia dying.core group at the time of act 5 waskanaya+sollux+karkat+tavroswith:* terezi being friends via kanaya* nepeta+equius being friends via tavros (much to equius' chagrin)The rest were outliers:* gamzee was by himself with iirc only tavros remembering he existed* feferi+eridan weren't friends with anyone in particular but were on good terms as former flarpers* aradia only talked with sollux* vriska was persona non grata to everyone but kanaya
>>151248301bipolar autism is a long standing tradition round these parts
>>151248301Love to h8 u
>>151242203>>151243079>>151248342Huh, how did Gamzee and Karkat meet and become besties? That's the biggest mystery of their friendgroup and I suspect paradox shenanigans.
>>151248301but I love homestuck, flaws and all
>>151248574I mean they all came outta the same caverns after passing the grubs trials
https://x.com/marblesssed/status/1988675721515131278?s=20L sadly
>>151248611I'm not sure if that really means anything it's not like they walked out of there like it was the last day of school.
>>151248800it's a way to meet
>>151247734You should drop the epilogues because they're bad, not because theyre text. What are you, twelve?
>>151248773>fatfetish feederism oviposition pisskink lactation bdsm sizediff huge tits micropeniswhat
>>151247826The very sameThe artist appeals to my fetishes
>>151243594It actually isn't lewd
>>151248301>>151248418Read some literature and grow up a little bit and you’ll get used to personalities that aren’t as shallow as a puddle
>>151249135what a silly little slut
>>151247826>she regularly stuffs up Dave's assI'm going to need proof for science
>>151249078I called them slop. Also if I was 12 wouldn't that imply I read the epilogues when I was 6? Homestuck is starting to show its age.
>>151249216>Also if I was 12 wouldn't that imply I read the epilogues when I was 6? Homestuck is starting to show its age.Hold on a second, I need to sit down, I'm not feeling well.How has it been 6 years since the epilogues and the stupid sequel has barely done anything at all.
>>151249214Here you gohttps://myhentaicomics.com/gallery/artist/392
>>151249162What are you babbling on about now
>>151249385Don't talk to himthat's just the local schizo
https://www.tumblr.com/steelcorridor/800033177637994496/could-you-elaborate-further-on-why-the-abusive-bro
>>151240364what does it mean
>>151249664Vrassy child is a dersetard and lilac probably thinks shes a corpse (she lacks a head crab squid)
>>151249664>she sleeps with a Mother Grub plushiehonestly really cute
>>151249664Lylac is probably freaked out by seeing an alien and that's about it.
>>151249308>futa furry pegging shotasJEGUS CHRIST
You should read this mspfa its fun mspfa.com/?s=65902&p=1
>>151249308>futa furry pegging shotasoh no the horrors, let me download all of them so I know what to avoid in the future...
>>151249664Why is Lylac's Derse outfit different from Vrissy's?
I want to thank hsg for curing me of my lust for futraXmaleHaven't been into it for over a month nowNow If you could do something about the malemonsterXshota stuff I would be most appreciative.
>>151249860Its fucking weird me too
>>151249860>replaced a kink with an even better kinkwheres the issue
>>151249385>>151249451Illiterate porn consumersIf you don’t stop, and also stop attacking authentic HSG culture, I’ll be cracking down on your gay shit!
>>151249981you won't do shit nigger
>>151249996LmaoHEY GUYS, MY BEST FRIEND AND HER FRIENDS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE MAKING HOMESTUCK, and I’m making a webcomic about gay woke faggies getting sent to literal hell. Want some special news
>>151250048take it easy big guy
>>151250048How's your niece's pussy tasting, Guy?
>>151250048I feel you but like, go shit them up or direct our absurdist rage with some competence?
haha wtf is going on
>>151250088>double checkedWe told you about the stairs bro.
>>151250077Have you given up on your animation career in favor of endless gay porn consumption, Boil? I enjoy what a fuck up you are now lol, it brings me pleasure. That’s just me being more of the hellish person God made me to be every single day. Thank you for helping
>>151250131Yes Guy, i am indeed Boil, your arch nemesis. Speaking of which, why don't you boil your balls in hot water to make sure you never reproduce in life? A small bit of redundancy doesn't hurt a bit.
>>151250088Well I'm drunk and waiting for the world to end(it's been taking a fucking while 2012 was the ACTUAL date shit was supposed to stop). Not sure about everyone else.
>>151250173Erm, that’s impossible, some Homestuck fans have reproduced from my personality. They used to be terrible at it, but they’re getting better. A bold future of many guys/horror man cats
>>151250199>They used to be terrible at it, but they’re getting better.I don't think your personal standards is a reliable measure of someone being a good person.
>>151249135I miss chazzerpan so much bros
Please stop poking the schizo its cruel
Please keep poking the schizo it's hilarious
>>151250315I am cruel
>>151250253This is desperate to land a blow on my nigh-invincible hide, I said they are copying my personality - can’t you read? Homestuck is a very textual webcomic, you people need to be reading. Instead of just posting bussy memes.I understand that you’re struggling to speak about my extraordinary heroism. Yes it’s as cool as I say. Everybody who finds out about my majestic character agrees>>151250255I would abduct her to my Lord Vampire Man castle where my werewolves discuss opinions about raping teenager girls not like the others and all of my transformed fairy tale servants brush my leg hair as I sleep, if I saw her and it was complete
>>151250180Bro, why would it stop? We're already in hell.
>>151250315>>151250340>>151250350I’m sure your parents are glad you gave up on your obnoxious original personalities in favor of photocopying a gay personality making lame gay chatter easy to ignore Even the sodomy is starting to please my unique Christian sensibilities for your failure states - I know that’s disappointing, I’m not upset about seeing your gay porn fantasies, I just degraded the quality of your lives for fun
>>151250416you aren't a christian
>>151250432…THE BEST you can do?
>>151250436you aren't owed anything
>>151250436You're not Christian, you're Jewish
>>151250361Oblivion consumes allEven hell will fall into nothing, fray into nothing, dissolve into nothingAll come apart just as all came togetherYou wouldn't understandYou haven't been thereTo the abyssThe nadir of destructionTo where Is becomes Is NotIt is a horrifying place. Not due to mundane fears, the desire of life not being met is the least of it.People do not understand what the word NOTHING means till they have been there.
>>151249304I finished Homestuck when I was entering middle school and now I'm a college Sophomore
>>151250416Dude my smoke ain't even been at you what the fuck, you be more drunk than I.
>>151250416>I’m sure your parents are glad you gave up on your obnoxious original personalities in favor of photocopying a gay personalityI'm personally glad that my parents are not molesters.
>>151250444Is this your motivation for being a useless gay porn consumer, because you would have to serve others if you stopped?Well, as God said, people like you don’t care about the poor and needy.>>151250451Retard>>151250543Shut up boil>but IIf urge to reply, return to “shut up boil”
Guy aka Lovecraft's cat is jewish and homosexual? Good for her
>>151250614Sorry fellas I’m cracking down on gay porn MSPFA enjoyment from now on - try to lash out in response!Here’s me in my mspfa btw I’m adorable
>>151250647sorry guy but gay fanventures run this thread
>>151250647Would transitioning have saved her?
But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Barring Jade is Roxy the sweetest character in Homestuck? I can't think of someone whos more caring and supportive than her besides maybe Kanaya. Her fun bubbly personality goes a long way and I'm surprised that she wasnt completely flanderized.
>>151250672Watch me. Watch a storm of devastation take place that animates female animator mental illness as if I am a master of all emotion that moves dozens of mentally ill animators - then hundreds! I will have a boner too. A GIGAhetero boner of absolute normal male satisfaction All because people deprived me of $25 for being a genius making Homestuck - it would seem like a high paycheck when Hussie gives it to me in an alternate world
>>151250647
So no one is gonna post it huh?
>>151250929KOT
Hi gangI just wanted to show you my terezi codes cousin
Dammit ho how do you write a group of trolls who aren't all red/black with each other I keep going "Oh right this one needs a matesprite/kismesis but I don't want them slotted with the others due to XYZ plot I have.". Like do I have to write everyone desperate for one another or what??
>>151249664shouldnt Vriska's clone be prostate?
>>151251066very nice
>>151251093write the plot first and the romance secondary
futa jade would've been fine if she just knotted davesprite's cloaca, it's a perfect match how do you drop the ball so hard there
>>151250793It's gonna be so weird now that Act 3 is in full marketing force. Like I've kinda grown to love the friendsim trolls and now just having more jades for example feels so wrong. Like you're not part of the cloister, what is going on
>>151251093have platonic hate or just have them be regular friends
>>151249833>in loving memory of buzz the driver>attend funeralok I'm sold
>>151251181don't make 8irds have penises and not cloacas
>>151251304both sexes have cloacas
>>151251214maybe i just have a bias for the old trolls but i dont really like the designs for the new trollsin all fairness each friendsim nigga had a whole hour-ish visual novel section to get to know thembut when i see the gay femboy with a sign that looks like a womb tattoo its just kinda lame as fuck
>>151243493>>151243512>Canon John after reading the epilogues (they must not come to fruition at all costs)
Here is my gay slaughter plan. From today I shall cast chains into the mind of every gay porn fan on HSG so they are forced to invent thoughts that are not lame softmale memes.
>>151251340what a weird species do you think trolls have cloacas as well? I find it semi-likely they'd have some non-mammalian 6enitalia
>>151251396I like to think the difference between male and female trolls is that female bulges are retractable like cat claws. their breasts are where they store the extra anatomical functions
>>151251383hmm
So what’s Vrissy’s sign? She’s not true scorpio by being a derse dreamer, it’s possible her aspect isn’t even light!
>>151251344I feel the same way about the new trolls as the friendsim trolls before I played friendsim, just a bunch of new background characters. But reading Friendsim actually makes you really attached to these characters and they've already confirmed they're not gonna do any spinoff stuff for Act 3 so these new trolls will just stay background npcs forever
>>151246365Rosebot replaces black queen… sign
>>151251589Sign-assigned aspects and lunar sways are stupid and you should ignore it. It's as reliable as real life zodiac fortune telling
>>151251625>you should ignore itnah they're fun
>>151251639I just hate the idea of random troll culture having exact insight into magic sburb magic elemental alignment
>>151251596well that sucks assbtw the teals have the best line up of the hiveswap trolls jades are a close 2nd
i made this out of frustration. why cant any blood player rise to the occasion?
>>151251997one of the bc kids will be a blood player, and will be awesome trust
>>151251997Cause Karkat is a fag.
>>151251997He's just like me frfrfr on god
>>151252038the bard of blood himself! harry anderson.
Literally the best character and Implied to be insane with a gun
>>151252226>Implied to be insane with a gunwhen
>>151252226porrim is so sexy
>>151252206Harry Anderson try to be interesting challenge (impossible)
PSA: Free Homestuck mp3s here:https://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=3267684
jade bloods owe me sex
guys what if homesmut voices comes back
>>151251997I am hoping skye is a blood player because it would be metal as shit. Not happening I think since the sd caste seems to be made up of characters riffing off the beta kids. Light is still a beast of an aspect (see: every light player)My hypothesis is renity is a blood player (since she's taking a leadership position and yttris is a heart player) which doesn't bode well for badass blood sorcery
>>151244672And his name is Dave
Do trolls have noses? I know they can "smell" but do they have humanoid noses? It's hard to tell with the art style. Even humans aren't drawn with distinct noses like 95% of the time.
>>151252411my guess is oxnard is the heart player (identity theme) and yttris is a hope player (hope and convictions themes)
>>151252599Yes.
>>151252653Does it include sea dwellers?
>>151252653lol I'm a moron, I've had the Terezi closeup saved this whole time. Thanks anyway.
>>151252678All good, np.>>151252670If we count art team contributions in flashes, yeah. But I do like nostril slit seadwellers they look cool.
>>151252653vriskas unkept clumped frizzy thicc hair
>>151252345I love women
>>151252599Yes, we see panels of Vriska and Terezi in Hussnasty mode with visibly humanlike noses.
>>151252749*retcons you to be gay*sorry dave, I don't make the rules
>>151252713She should get it stolen for her crimes
>>151252827wasn't the retcon that made him gay. It was Vriska (she, a Thief of Light, stole his heterosexuality)
>>151252619Yttris is the one classpect we know for surehttps://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=565Heir of heart. Mallums outfit is weird he's got a mage's body but his hood is bigger probably because he's got big hairWith renity's demon lore thing idk maybe she could do a little blood sorcery. Hell magiks
>>151252806is it called hussnasty because they look weird and ugly and nasty
>>151252930I think it's supposed to be Hussy + Dynasty but don't quote me on that
>>151243923>including artist name with the twitter filenameindexer would be proud
>>151252911So it could be giga straight when John dicks Vriska. Another Egbert masterplan, sasuga.
>>151252385I dont want to hear trannies doing discord esex with each other no thank you
>>151253123wrong. it was vriska's the entire time. She had many, many irons in the fire, and getting the Egbert cock was one of them
>>151249664she crushing hard on vrissy.
>>151252385>Homesmut AudiosI don't think tweens should be doing that again.
Anyone want some sloppa feel free to request
>>151254220john crashes his dad's car on prospit, millions of prospitians dead
>>151254220jade harley big bazonkas
>>151254220I want some sloppy Denizen orgy.Giant snakes in a big writhing breeding ball plz
>>151254220Shota kanny or karkitty getting use by any older troll.
>>151254220mallum brushing ellith hair.
>>151254220meenah gambling plssss
>>151253000No problem. Always do my best to add in Twitter artists' names whenever I save art.
>No more suggestions for Frank since yesterdaySession to plan and biology to mess with
>>151254220lanky 'rezi with big honkers
>>151254586Sorry no more Frank n Furter, yall enjoyed him too much, killing them off next update <3
>>151254925Replace him with the butler from Clue insteadOnly 80% Tim Curry at most
>>151254950nah do Cherdenko from command and conquer
>>151255019>I'm going to impregnate the one thing not yet corrupted by capitalism, space!
>>151254220jane inflated and farting please
>>151240364What the fucks is homestuck? Why are you guys allowed to have a general.
>>151254220Can you draw a picture of Kat, Annie, and Aradia eating a meal together that is placed on top of Omega's corpse
>>151255206we are cool like that.
John dabbles in business while launching a new offensive on criminal black people who covet jewelry>>151255066No permission to fart. Slap some tape on that balloon as is proper>>151255206There is no explanation
>>151255206Holy newfag
>>151255206lol
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=711PB update
>>151255413The huge fucking rrat is back already
>>151254925finally some quality subversion of expectations
>>151255413
>>151255413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkvupweIpPc
>>151255206we are simply that cool
>>151255505Resellers and scalpers are the worst.
>>151255505damn those prices are wait hold up
>>151255505ZAYUMN
>>151255505I can't believe WE all have to put that sticker on OUR cars because it's the only merch WE can afford, but them's the breaks I guess :/
>>151255567Just wait to see how high the price for the old Dave figures will be once YouTooz release their pilot Dave figure.
>>151255505THE KANAYA ASS JUMPSCARE jesus....
Simpstuck Posting as I watch an hour of Simpsons best moments
>>151241416you should post some :•)and I adore this picture
>>1512549251/12 TTD (Total Troll Death) achieved 11 remain.
Thank you for your time
>>151255791>>151255811>>151255822>>151255839>>151255853>>151255873>>151255884>>151255884These are fucking great post more.
>>151255791I like this one
That's about it
>>151256037
>>151256037The way Latula stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass
>>151255798Okay
>>151255206The general is not for our benefit, it is for /co/'s.
>>151251596i just wish there was more porn of the one in the middle
>>151256037This just needs Tavros in a wheelchair to make it every 90s kid group in cartoons
My badass has arrived. I shall be destroying all of my enemies as I please in Homestuck fannery or anything else. Just letting people know>>151256389You can get away with this because she’s a girl>>151256411Based Hussie vented his hate for diversity kids on poor Tavros.
>>151256389sick fuck
>>151256450>>>151256389I'm going to spank you until your little bare booty is pink as a georgia peach boy
>>151256463she said she was 12>>151256480bet whats your @ bbg
fuck my 6ay life why is drawin6 so fuckin6 hard
>>151256519Sorry, this is a solicitation for Guy only. It was a misinput.
>>151256450Cute girl with homophobia
>>151256519>bbgBig black gock?
>>151256579As you can clearly see I am too protected by something red.>>151256584The best kind
this guy rules
>>151256565what happens when you hit the amogus button
>>151256579fuck my groomer bear life>>151256596yeah
>>151256648you die
>>151256596BABY GIRL. ARE YOU MENTAL?
>>151256624I agree
>>151256648you don't wanna know bro... the horror...
>>151252226>>151252247i thought that was just fannonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vmgeKnzoJQbut gun-nut 2nd-amendment-activist kankri /is/ a based headcannon
>>151256675I don't think so, but why are you calling me baby girl?
>>151256794fuck you retard im not playing your mind games
>>151255413Look at him go!
>>151256848He's doing the time warp again
I just noticed Frank has two copies of the flarp rulesDoes he play with himself?>asked without a hint of comedy
Gog, i missed you, hsgHas anything been released about classpects in the last decade?
>>151257013Yeah, a few threads back we got a chart from the official discord about which class pairs with which and where they fall on the passive/active axis
>>151257013NopeJust the same stuff that haven't been explained
>>151257013these are the official pairs from the original classpect document that is apparently only about a page long and may or may not be released in its entirety eventually
>>151256996Well he needs to know the rules too and Oxnard wouldn't appreciate him touching his copy. Frank seems quite considerate all things... considered.
>>151257051I can only assume oxnard tries not to piss off the mysterious biologist in his vents or the split personality is very good at ignoring weird details. Never seen rocky horror picture show so I don’t know the mechanics.
>>151257013>ouroboros' classpect document https://ouroboros.cafe/articles/Treatise_on_Classpecting.pdf>dewdrop's classpect brochurehttps://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/acetbbxvb950aa3l7yyf8/classpect-brochure-draft-18.2.doc?rlkey=jrqxw35pxel2yncmkr3fv1ufi&e=4&st=irlb63cb&dl=0>anon's classpect breakdownhttps://pastebin.com/v2cnY6th>hiveswap's classpect testhttp://hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/index.php
>>151256837holy sexanyways, i'm tird of drawin6 of here it is: day 23????????????????? of drawing aranea everyday until I die UwU 6od I'm so fuckin6 tirdf
>>151257157>>151257037Thanks!
>>151257276anytime. I love classpect talk
>>151257157curious to see how dewdrop's brochure will change with the new info, pretty sure he was a big active page/passive knight truther
>>151257399nta but i expect him to double down. any further new lore will certainly break parts of the brochure and refitting everything will be a pain
>>151256848wtf
>>151256848Release me from the wardrobe you cretin
guys?
Maybe we don't deserve troll gfs
troll wu-tang clan when
>>151258656We wouldn't be able to handle them
>>151256053That's really sweet actually
hello /hsg/!!!!!! :D
>>151259028Hello :)
>>151259028What's good you queer
>>151259090>>151259056been working on this in my downtime!! :) shes almost done
Looking back at the pics I took earlier this year at Requiem, God I wished I stayed longer.
>>151259121Was cool seeing some known cosplayers and meeting some niche online people of hstwt
>>151259129Iykyk
>>151259140This was from 2024's event
>>151259121>Hagska in the left corner
>>151259178Literally someone's lost elder lol, Homestuck autism is timeless. On a side note, Please let there be another Official event next year.
>>151259114thats nice :-)
>>151259178is that fucking willem dafoe
>>151259121god I fucking wish I could make it to a requiem, shit looks so fun
>>151259114>80s hairGog this is giving me the urge to write a Night of the Comet spoof
>>151259247I'll hook up some transportalizers for you anon...
LOL I remembered this one
You mortals can't understand the amount of swwag that these mofos have
When is the official /hsg/ meetup and where
I feel I'm kinda sperg out posting but here a cute one
>>151259294They will never be him tho:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2k-YxVVJw8
>>151259307
>>151259298If we ever get to that point in our comebackI'm down, if it's somewhere we could fuck around at, Like Little Tokyo or something. Lemme just lose some weight first.
>>151259271appreciate ya, anon
>>151259336>Lemme just lose some weight first.same, need to get cut to pull off a chiseled equius physique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dCOeVbA38Q
>>151259386Sorry but every time I hear that song I think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU0agHKd3oU
>>151259215thank you!!! :D i think she is ready :p
>>151254191THEY WHAT
>>151259787>>151259794what does the smell of gunpowder and lipstick smell likemust be pungent
>>151259280KINO
>>151258656>>151258733Speak for yourselves. I, on the otherhand, will be performing my Skaia-given duty of exposing aliens to humanity's natural abilities.
>>151259114>>151259490She will grow to be strong and wise.
>>151242203Can someone post that pic of Vibri with her feet in the air wearing the leather thing?
I want to kill vriska
>>151260052>Me, too, kid. Me, too.
>>151249848heard a theory that with the number of towers, only the omega kids will prototype pre entry, with the nymphs and satyrs being a different type of players, maybe some kind of support
>>151251596>they've already confirmed they're not gonna do any spinoff stuff for Act 3I dont get this at all, people love friendsim. Maybe it just took way more effort to make than the revenue? Its jsut bizarre when people are more wholly positive about friendsim than act 2 itself
>>151251997>call porrim a foidbased
>>151255505>cant get a problem sleuth book for less that 70 bucks, and half of them arent even listed anywhereGod Im glad Im an autist and finished my hussie book collection a few years back. Paradox Space Book 2 and Wise Guy were both a bitch to track down but its all worth it.
>>151259386So fucking good. I know late act 6 and postcanon homestuck is mostly trash, but the fanwork for it is all kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqygYZSfvlY&pp=ygUSZGlyayBhcmUgeW91IGhhcHB5
>>151257037I still refuse to accept this bullshit, it's almost right but just ever so slightly wrong.
>>151255276>No permission to fart. Slap some tape on that balloon as is properthat's pretty hot
>>151260052get in line bud
PBros we can't stop winning.
>>151261000I wish that was my cock
>>151261160Do calm down, Korpiss.
Gonna blame hsg for the dream i had this morning, of being back in highschool, and taking the cute twink to a convention as fujo bait.
I'm a straight white male coomer, does this series have anything for me or is it for fujos
>>151261198Look at this tollThis is a troll that would suck a human dick for hours and whine when it's taken away
>>151261292
>>151261290go to rule 34 and type in aranea_serket or aradia_megido and youre in for a treat pal!!!!
>>151261290So you like catgirls >>151244063
>>151261308>>151261326Ok I will now read your webcomic thing
>>151261342i will forever convert newgens with slampigs!!! >:)
>>151261389Stop shitting where you sleep
>>151261413its okay anon they will be filtered out by open bound or A5A2 if they get past a3
>>151261290it has some of the hottest women in fiction, especially if you're an architect
What the fuck did the HICU mean by this? Was the cord chud even a thing in 2018?
>>151261647yes its been a word for awhile now
NEW THREAD IS UP>>151261693>>151261693>>151261693
>>151261647Its this real chat?
>>151261731https://beyondcanon.com/story/5
>>151261726We aren't at bump limitPerish
>>151261740>only 16 posts left before bump limitit should be fine
>>151261754don't 8e overzealous
>>151261754You just wanted a fat pig for the op cuz you're up on your bullshit again
>>151261829>fat pigshe's barely fat
>>151261835>barelyBitch be roundBitch has noticeable circumferenceBitch is fat
"fat" isn't a really quantifiable term. It's more su8jective as to where you draw the line. Is she pro8a8ly o8ese? Yes. 8ut whether or not you think she is specifically "fat" is su8jective, since there's not o8jective measurement of fatness
Unlimited genocide upon the alternian world
Unlimited genocide upon the beforan world
rebranding this general to /bhg/ (beforan hate general)
Alpha trolls get raped
>>151261946r*pe is a very harmful thing to say anon! what would your mother say?
ALL TROLLS WILL BE RAPED. NO EXCEPTION. IF YOU'RE GRAY, YOU GET THE SPRAY (OF SEMEN)
#ATAR (All Trolls Are Raped (by me))
>>151255505I recognize that ass. Its one of my earliest times fucking around with AI. Damn Canadians didn't even scrape the good slop.
>>151255505that ass is just grotesque
This has been a pathetic display.
>>151262234how so?
I didn't report shit that was all on you.
OH NO NO NO THE THREAD IS DOWN
OP was botched as shit, nothing of value was lost
Last threadPost signs so I can use you as background fodder
>>151262694
>>151262718hello nepeta
>>151262694I am the worlds most emo prospitan-breath player
>>151263006Somehow not the stupidist
>>151262694shut up nigga we're all gonna make it out alive this time
>>151262718Jobpeta....
So this is it, right? We're all free from /hsg/, right??
>>151262694>>151263012Uh I want to uh kill people ya. Lets say that. Sorry prospit this is 200 percent cooler I can't pass it up
>>151263040it can't be....I really liked it here....
>start using "general" in the title>get surprised jannies shut it downeven TADC threads know not to do this
>>151263040Free? No.That is not dead which can eternally lie.
>>151263083anon we've been using general in the title or months now, and for at least a decade before the ban
>>151263154and jannies finally got tired of it
>>151263205Jane's fat ass killed the general.
>>151263217this is why shes worst girl
just make a "homestuck got greenlit" thread
>>151262718>>151262905>>151263012>>151263023>>151263045Good good I will enjoy tormenting your shards in the Great Game
let's try this againNEW THREAD:>>151263232>>151263232>>151263232
>>151263252I'll believe it when I see my midnight blue blood painting the walls
>>151263252get back in the fridge, gamzee
>>151263428>>151263434SaturdayThere will be a beginningThat is all I will promise
>>151261290Just don't read the sixth act and you'll enjoy it. There was a point where Hussie wasn't completely cringe.
