Imagine all the cute absurdly neurotic babies they could have made...
>>151242034
>>151242034What movie?
>>151242738Eight Crazy Nights, BUT DON'T WATCH IT! It is not very good
Why the fuck have we been getting so many attempts at making Eight Crazy Nights threads recently? Did some eceleb make a video about it or something? Save this shit for Hanukkah.
>>151242930Worse, it recently aired on Robert's Kinoplex
>>151242930There are a few butthurt Jews, go figure
>>151242034>12 year olds having babiesCan't you at least age them up to 16 or something?
>>151242034TKD
>>151242034She looks like she grabbed his ass and he's failing to keep cool about it.
>>151243795Get with the times. It's what happens now, the only difference is the media isn't spinning it as popular yet
>>151243806>TKDTotal Kid Death? Why do you hate children anon?
>>151242034>Jews having teenage pregnancies Since when does that happen?
>>151244578maybe he meant Tae Kwon Doe
>>151242034Imagining Adam Sandler having sex is weird, it's like picturing SpongeBob or Big Bird fucking a real woman, your mind goes to places that just don't feel right
>>151244782It doesn't but they really should
>>151244782>forgetting pregnant confederate Anne Frank
>>151242034Someone pulling his shorts in a basketball game, than the girl laughing of his small penis.Canon in Adam Sandler cinematic universe.
>>151244960They're not forgetting, they just wish there were others besides her
>>151242839>BUT DON'T WATCH IT! It is not very goodspeak for yourself stupid fuck
>>151242034Imagine them exploring their bodies after a game in the locker room alone. Then Whitey walks in & says "That's a technical foul!"
I always laugh when Adam Sandler portrays himself as some chad who can punch out an actual chad
>>151242034I still laugh at the fact that this studio was contracted to work on a Kingdom Hearts animated series
>>151247094The studios behind it made the Iron Giant.
>>151243985>teen momBroke>pre-teen momBespoke
>>151242034Someone should draw her with huge booba, haha.
>>151244960Who could forget something as wholesome as that!
>>151247894Obligatory
>>151244782This is gonna sound blasphemous anon but i suggest you read the new testament, immaculate conception of course but still.
>>151247894Counter-proposal: Draw her heavily pregnant with huge booba
>>151242034Would anyone really want to see their childhood crush as a single mother much less date them? What they had would have been dead for years by the time she came around again.
>>151250870I mean, she's a MILF, and still young enough that you could cement the genetic legacy of your simping by popping out a kid or two
>>151247730I blame the millenial pearlclutching writers for avoiding it and constantly dancing around it. I think society would have been better off if they just addressed it
>>151242034AAAAT THE ANNUAL ALL STAR BANQUET
>>151242034stupid cringe unfunny moronic retard movie such a downgrade from the creators of Iron Giant
>>151251218It's slopkino
>>151250870It's not like he has anything else going for him
>>151242839It's trash but it's fun trash with some heart.
It’s crazy to me how many movies Sandler was in compared to David Spade or Chris Farley or anyone from that era of SNL.
Any drawfags here
TECHNICAL FOUL
>>151250870If she's widowed then sure. Anything else is a gray area leaning heavily towards no.
>>151253578artist?
>>151254078tsukirokoc
>>151253578L-Lewd
>>151251197>>151250750Keep going.
>>151252091I'm also wondering this
>>151242034She was very cute and really the best part of the movie.
>>151253578Literally my aunt.
>>151242034BUM BIDI BIDI BIDI BUM BUMBUM BIDI BIDI BIDI BUMBUM BIDI BIDI BIDI BUM BUMBUM BIDI BIDI BIDI BUMThank God I am in my house right now, otherwise I'll look retarded doing that dance.
>>151253578Now draw her playing basketball topless.
>>151255846You prefer her adult or teenage form
>>151255589Well in the spirit of this thread, I for one think it should be the girl pregnant and the boy cradling her belly in his hands like the basketball, borrowing the same expressions, like they're sitting/lying down and he's marveling at her body or something
Is this a PLAP! thread?
IF YOU WIPE YOUR ASS ON MY OLD MAN TOWEL
>>151247069He was a chad back in his time
>>151258155THAT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL!
>>151242034Made to get pregnant
>>151258773Well you're technically correct.
>>151246852
>this thread again
>>151243028AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151242034>Imagine all the cute absurdly neurotic babies they could have made...They're like 12...
>>151259274Ok, I chuckled
>>151260221Have you seen Ohio and Florida, anon?
Make one that says 88 Crystal nights and make sandlr look like Adolf
Both young and adult Jennifer were hot
>>151256986Teenage tomboy but both are good
>>151259776That's good but don't forget to work your hamstrings.
>>151260686This
>>151264576NUTS!
>>151242034Someone draw it already
Wait a minute, what am I doing on /co/?
>>151242034those eyebags
>>151260686They should make out.
>>151265175Make it look like she's seen things
>>151242034She's kind of cute. Any more of her?>>151247894I wanna
mega?
>>151266997Not that many of of her in teenage tomboy formThere is this neat song and flashback though thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3PbszHh8vEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p58krlSZHuUAll I ask in return is that you do >>151249691 >>151257055
I used to hate this movie but I've grown to love it. I heard though that none of animators wanted to do it and Sandler was a huge bitch to work with. I heard the same for Hotel Transylvania.
>>151266997>I wannadewit
>>151260599>Crystal nights
>>151267197>genuinely good song>keep interrupting it with shit humor
>>151268084Wouldn't be an Adam Sandler movie otherwise
>>151243028WHAT?!
>>151268202He usually shows restraint for the emotional moments. This movie just never lets up. It says something when the most emotionally serious scene involves talking corporate mascots.
>>151253578C-Cute!
Her actual son is pretty cute
>>151269114>has the same eyebags as his momIs this just a Jew thing or something?
>>151266997What are you waiting for?
>>151242839QRD on it?
>>151269402I don't know, but I do wonder if Jennifer is the kind of Jew to circumcise
>>151269114You know what'd be fucked up? If someone drew her younger self sleeping with her future son.
>>151245637Yeah it is worse than that, you watch it and wish that portion of your life was wiped from your memories, but then again that is every single Sandler movie
>>151270076That's logistically impossible, so it's less fucked up
Great, the gay pedos found the thread
>>151259274>"No, I'm not sing that silly Hanakkuh Song."
>>151242034>Rule 34 results: 0
>>151270859Commission. Be the change you want to see.
>>151270950Already expended my porn-commissioning budget for this year, sorry bro.
>>151271030Then AI
>>151270859https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114379722
>>151271065>ai crap
>>151271065>blocked in my country/regionWTF I'm American
>>151271251wtf me too
>>151271065>>151271277Someone upload it to catbox
>>151242034Soooooo... is anyone gonna draw it or what?
>>151271277>>151271251pixiv made loli japan-onlyyou don't need a vpn though, just set your location in your profile settings to Japan
>>151271593>set VPN to Japan>it still doesn't work
>>151271853he mean your settings in pixiv itself dummy
>>151242034>Imagine all the cute absurdly neurotic babies they could have made...
>>151269702Adam Sandler's animated not-Christmas because jewish movie.
>>151242034Where's the porn?
>>151268084
TECHNICAL FOUL!
>>151260686good taste this anon
>>151270376Consider the following:
>>151269114gay
>>151244839>>151244578No, I meant kikes.
>>151273597sister this is such a wholesome post! thank you!!
>>151245795Imagine Jennifer giving birth and as Davey holds her hand, trying to comfort her through the contractions Whitey walks in & says "That's a technical foul!"
>Don't be sad, mom. I can be your date.
>You should let me be your date. I may be dirty and smelly, but in the dark I'm just smelly.
>Well, thank you, but he asked first.
Whiteys mom was hot. Id plap that ass until he had no less than five new siblings.
>>151269114>>151274991She looks bit highly different in comparison with her youth one.
Jewesses deserve to be GOY'D.
>>151276789Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>151245637but, he was speaking for himself
>>151279510kino
>>151268597That's just the lead up to the most emotionally serious scene.
>>151275702>people change when they ageYou don't say?
>>151276789Missing the follow-up which is both gross and cute
>>151271065>pixiv is one of the few places that allows loli/shota>just have to censor all the genitals>and even then your account can still be randomly deletedThank god for baraag.
>>151276789>>151242034Anyone got or willing to make any cute art of her?NOT PORN.
>>151259274>Aight' i'm going to see a therapist so i can sort out my issues.
>>151281374I still don't get why everyone doesn't use baraag. What's the downside?
>>151281390It would be easier to do with good reference like model sheets
I would love to get all the character designs for this movie, even the background charactersDoesn't seem likely, though
>>151281390Cute art of her... heavily pregnant?
>>151281216What happens in it?
>>151281603Months ago baraag fucked up a server migration or whatever. Now a lot of old images can't load.
>>151284280>He thought he got some tongue, but it was only retainer
>>151284404>retainer falling outWould that be horribly painful?
>>151284404>retainer falling outWouldn't that be horribly bloody and painful?
>>151285214>>151285244For you
>>151285244>>151285214There are removable retainers too
>>151285244My retainer was removable. It's just for after your braces to help your teeth stay straighter.
>>151285454>>151285641I see... My mom has some kind of permanent retainer (car accident when she was a teenager fucked up her jaw pretty badly) and it's pretty much grafted to her mouth or something, forcibly removing them would be extremely painful for her.
>>151285686Unfortunate.
>>151285641Isn't that the point of braces
>>151286673A removable retainer is more of a mold for teeth to stay in rather than the thing to make them straight like braces. Teeth can shift even after braces so a retainer helps them stay in line after they're already straight.
>>151286880I find this shit a bit ridiculous.
>>151287810Take it up with the dental industry & biology I guess.
>>151288195>biologyAs if people didn't live hundreds of years without braces or retainers
>>151289293Yeah & their teeth were crooked & jagged. You're missing the point. Retainers exist to keep teeth straighter after the braces. You're saying it's ridiculous when it's practical.
>>151242034i want to torture adam sandler in my basement for making me watch so many unfunny movies and ruining the song Space Oddity for me
>>151279510Someone photoshop it to be an Islamist terrorist
>>151281390Some draw her pregnant and David marveling at her belly using the faces in >>151284404
>>151271065>AI
>>151281390>NOT PORN.What's the point then
>>151242839That's a technical foul
It's really weird to me how Adam Sandler can actually write and act surprisingly well when he wants to but usually just makes shitpost movies
>>151293349Uncut Gems sucks. It's just jews & blacks yelling over each other for 2 hours.
>>151293381Have you tried turning your phone off and remembering your ADHD meds before watching a movie
>>151293266I fucking hate how I can tell what map is in every tf2 meme
>>151293381whatever you say, Pajeet
>>151293420The issue is not paying attention. The issue is it's loud, annoying, & vapid. I don't give a shit about a scumbag pawner & a basketball player who wants a stupid chain. It's incredibly overrate just because Adam Sandler is doing a serious movie for once.
>>151293529Isn't it just the same as pretty much most of Sandler's movies?
>>151293527Vishnu's a demon & so are all the pagan gods of India. Just because someone doesn't like a movie for being unentertaining doesn't make them indian.>>151293540No.
>>151293529>for once50 first dates and Hustle?
>>151275666>Total Recall reference
If you're unironically sexualizing characters from an Adam Sandler movie, that's a technical foul.
>>151276789>one cute scene of an otherwise bad movie
>>151295820>that's a technical foul.I'm pretty sure it's just foul
>>151287810Nah it's true, i even had one that was built specifically to correct my crossbite
>>151296611>one cute scene mixed with shit eating deer and tranny jokes
This scene feels like it's from a completely different movie
>>151300454I get that the exposition was necessary but holy fuck Whitey was a socially inept retard to think it was a good idea to recount how Davey's parents died in front of him.
>>151301677The weird thing is how Davey's backstory is treated like a mystery when they already know it
>>151300454If she torn her clothes off and offered her body to him right then and there, could he have been saved?
>>151242839>>151242930I only know it because of Oney Plays talking about it and them torturing an AI version of that small old guy
>>151302060Maybe.
>>151302110wut
How many crazy nights again?
>>151306247Well when you do the work in terms of the algorithm it comes out to approximately 7.997385 crazy nights buuuut I mean we usually just round up to 8 for brevity sake.
>>151306284>Well when you do the work in terms of the algorithm it comes out to approximately 270,000 (and mostly by starvation) buuuut I mean we usually just round up to 6 million for brevity sake.
>>151242839>>151251731it's peak and you shitheads have 0 taste
>>151293266Who would the Heavy be?
>>151302060But what about to save and take care her... heart ? >>151300454 >>151303266
WE ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED AT THE 4CHAN THREAD TODAY
>>151309746WHEN ANON BOUGHT UP YOUR SHITPOST YOU SAGED AND WALKED AWAY
>>151297726What's really foul was this thread having potential but then quickly turning into a meme dump
>>151310540>NOBODY ON THIS BOARD EVEN KNOWS YOU EXIST!!!
>>151308655Babies of course! Just look at her. She was so heartbroken because she wanted Davey to the father of her children and to see him so consumed with grief that he pushes everyone around him away was more than she could handle.Someone draw it already
>>151244960wut
>>151310540
>>151293381>It's just jews & blacks yelling over each other for 2 hours.So like every other movie these days
>>151310891Well she kinda abandoned him to a life of foster homes and booze
>>151313835What was she supposed to do? Beg her parents to take him in?
>>151242034My favorite part is when the deer all start laughing and shitting themselves. Truly an animated masterpiece, thank you Adam Sandler.
>>151244960We don't talk about that here...
>>151243795In that scene in the movie he asks her to “see his basement.” He definitely was trying to fuck her
>>151315461Imagine if he had succeeded...
>>151314553
>>151242034I actually like this movie a lot
>>151293512or the background of sfm furry porn
What was even the point of this movie?
LET IT OUTDAVEY
>>151247894
>>151320266Just looks like she's hiding her knees in her shirt
>>151314553It's a funny thing how this movie says how tight knit the jewish community is, but the instant one their own gets a huge unexpected tragedy they, abandon him.>oh why don't you let your feelings outHe is trying to cope, he is completely lost and nobody gave him an inch of direction. He's rightfully lashing out yet everybody expects him to just get over one of the worst things that could ever happen to a child.Everyone in that town deserved what Davey turned into.>>151314553It would've been something compared to next to nothing.
>>151320266The tits need to be higher up her chest. Tits usually start to poke out roughly where the collarbone ist. have a big-tittied gf
>>151325402>smol
>>151325402Ok why post this?
>>151326880Given these random and duplicate images that keep being posted when it's about to fall off the catalog, someone wants to keep this thread alive. I really don't know why.
>>151243795Girls start puberty at 9.
>>151326948I'm keeping this thread alive until we get some quality artwork out of it
>>151303266She sad :(
>>151243028That's still around?
Only two more days bros
YOU GOTTA DO ITDAVEY
>>151327606That's stupid. Nature is stupid.
>>151327606>>151330014It's only in modern society they do this because they have access to high protein, high fat and high calorie diets on top of having all round warmth. So their bodies go>Well everything is going sweet right now, better have kids in case it goes to shit!Whereas in the past it was older (I believe the Church said marriage couldn't be consummated until 16.. Or shouldn't be, but you could get married younger if you want. Though the average was still in the 20's iirc). However the youngest mother ever was a 5 year old in Peru.
yep
>>151290289>me listening to Filipinos on /pol/ lecture me about Aryan purity
>>151286673If you get braces, you have to use a retainer for the rest of your life in order for them to not shift back to how they were.
>>151330033>Though the average was still in the 20's iirc). However the youngest mother ever was a 5 year old in Peru.Average /a/ user's dream come true
>If you're reading through the thread and this voice's not in your head>Thaaaat's a technical foooouuullll
>>151332522>If you can't remember Moot who cut tail and ran.>Thaaaaats a technical foul.
GUYS A TECHNICAL FOUL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>151332372You can't really blame them.
>>151332372
>>151333729lmao
>>151331648Fuck the what?
>>151320266
>>151302060Yes
>>151337544Based
>>151334900Yeah. Not only do you have to pay an amount so ridiculous that they have separate insurance tiers to cover it, not only do you have to have wires forcibly pushing your teeth out of their position, but you also have a life sentence of sleeping with a shitty metal wire mouthpiece. I opted to keep my crooked teeth; it makes for a more endearing smile.
>>151320266based
>>151342406I had no idea she was voiced by sandler too
Ok, what about this >>151338208 in them>>151274991>>151275666>>151303266
>>151281894Concept art or fanart?
>8 posts in 12 hoursThis thread has been up for a fucking week, nobody has anything more to say. Keeping it on life support is not going to make >>151328017 happen. Go commission someone or learn to proompt or something, just let it fucking die.
>>151349807>he doesn't know the real reason this thread is being kept alive
>>151242839It's kino
