How exactly is stolas a bad father?From my (and most people's who watch this show) point of view, he seems to genuinely love octavia and tries his best to make her happyI am not going to say that stella is evil and he truly dindu nuffin, but he was dealt a bad hand and played it as well as he couldIs he really at fault for not being able to love his wife, which he was force into marrying?
I don't know about any of that but I wanna bang this two headed weirdo.
Alright, alright, you know the thread tradition. >>151253239Howdy, Cain.
>>151253239Same but with clown bitches
>>151253277
>>151253705>>151253277This joke will never get old, not unlike stolas himself
>owl thread>againCan we talk about the sins instead?
>>151253116He probably should have watched her more closely, imo.
He abandoned his daughter for his FWB
>>151254063Needs to be a higher resolution. Only King Shlomo could figure out how to circumcise a furry.
>>151254124Nta but I saw it still
>>151253116helluva dead
>>151253116Cheating on Stella destroyed his marriage, harming Via.He didn't tell Via that Stella hired Striker to kill him and that Striker threatened Via.After being stripped of his rank and powers he could have gone to Via and tried to explain his situation but instead he went and beat up Andrealphus.He is not the worst father. He loves Octavia and tries to do right by her but is sabotaged by bad writing choices and his impulsivity.
>>151254124Yeah, sorry about that, didn't have a higher resolution version at the time.
>>151254292>Bee's final vengeance>>151254342Much better.
>>151253116It takes more than just love to be a good parent, you need commitment to your child too. Stolas has shown time and again how despite loving his daughter, he will always pick Blitzo over family, the man was willing to die and leave Via alone just for that imp. Her discovering he also has needed antidepressants for her entire life doesn’t help matters.
Anon buying Loona a nice set of lingerie.
>>151254464Based
>>151253116I don't think he's a bad father, he's just dumb. He told Octavia that he wasn't going to run off with Blitz, and go somewhere she can't find him, and he ends up doing that later on and then losing his powers (though technically Octavia can still visit him, because like, whose gonna stop her?). He's also dumb in not having sat her down to tell her the reality of his marriage to Stella, and that the depression pills he takes are because he needs them to deal with Stella, not Octavia, and that she was the only bright point of the arranged marriage. Personally I'm of the mind that if he did everything perfect there wouldn't be much drama though, and I'm hoping that they capitalize it on it to tell a good story in S3 instead of ending it quickly for whatever bullshit they change to.
>>151254644
>>151255127Going to be a strange yet silly team up. >>151253999The trips command this.
>>151255212>filenameScorchingly based Bee.
>>151253999>>151253705>>151253277Didn’t Stolasfag move onto TADC and rage quit once Jax didn’t make it in into the tourney? Whats he doing back? What summoned this schizo?
>>151255333>Didn’t Stolasfag move onto TADCYeah, he's obsessed with Jax now. >Whats he doing back? Since when is he back?
>>151255333I don't know, I don't really pay attention to thread drama, I don't know if he made this thread or not.
Total sootrat death
>>151253116>promises in S1E2 that he will never leave Via in favor of Blitz after Via pours her heart out to him while crying>cut to S2 and he's literally willing to be executed for Blitz without sparing a second thought for ViaHmm it is a mystery
>>151255458I don't think so, otherwise he would've been WAY more autistic. You guys gotta stop accusing everyone of being le poopdick schizo.
Do not disturb the Belphegor plush or many terrible things will happen to (you).
>>151255474While I agree with his sootrat killing policy, I don't agree with his lame 40K parody policy.
Wouldn't it be funny if someone dropped a xenomorph queen egg somewhere in the outskirts of the pride ring?
>>151256247Can I tuck it in, at least? Give it a little blanket?
>>151256459You may choose one blanket from the Venue of Velvet and the Cornucopia of Cotton.BUT BE WARNEDYou must choose the right one from each. Or else...
What are spas like in Sloth?
>>151256247>all the Sins keep sending Lucifer shit in the hopes he'll come back to hang with themHonestly, what is it besides licensing issues that keeps the Sins from popping up to the Pride ring? They can come talk to thier friend face to face, can they not?
>>151256702They might hate him.
>>151256702Presumably they've just given up on trying after the duck-obsessed faggot said "No" one too many times. So now they hang out with Satan and rely on him to organise the rings whenever disputes come up at their next convening. Though it seems Satan suffers from the issue as Lucifer in that the kingdom he 'rules' over isn't even his but just a hand me down from another guy who beat him.
>>151256702Well Head/Threadcanon is that some of the Sins dislike or at most hate the sinners but mainly fear them and resent lucifer, some of the Sins would smuggle them into their own rings.( Mainly Mammon an Asmodeus.) Lucifer wants to keep them in the Pride ring so he has total control over them, most of his army were the damned during his conquest of hell.
>>151256702I think they were banned in the process of whatever uprising or movement Lilith was supposedly doing.
>I had to do it to them, snipe>I went Lucifer on that dick, snipe>I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon>I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will>Anon chose to be with a demon>Sounds like his problem to me, haha>This shit ain't nothin' to me, man>My money longer than Mammon>On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business>This shit ain't nothing to me man
I just want them to be happy.
>>151257095Happiness? In the Underworld? Pfft. Not likely.
>>151254464yay but fuck you.
>>151255127should've been an overlord...
>>151257200They deserve some hope.
>>151257279Indeed, to lose hope is to lose your humanity.
Imagine if you magically bound Stolas to a little jar and put him on your shelf with him banging on the walls of the jar with his fists begging in a little high pitched voice to let him out.
>>151258057Blitzo, we talked about this.You do *not* put actual live people in the cum jar.
>>151257095YOU'RE GETTING SUFFERING
>>151257095>>151257200>>151257279>>151257352>>151258100Maybe someday…
>>151258289>picThat. That's the endgame.
>>151258332Their endgame is getting married and having children.
>>151258430>sinners are infertile>Loona and Anon adopt a hellhound from the pound>every time Loona gets sassed by the kid, she turns to Anon and Blitzo and asks "Was I that fucked up at his age?">they both stare>Anon has a shit eating grin>"Shut up.">"I didn't say anything!"
>>151258471>sinners are infertile>Anon is on a video call with Moxxie>door opens from behind Anon>it’s Loona“How about you turn off that video call and come kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feeling romantical.”>Anon looks back at Moxxie, concern filling his eyes
>>151258507That sounds strangely in character since she's such a huge sperg.
>>151258507>I'm feeling romantical
helluva boss x undertale wheni need to see the power couple
>>151258853>helluva boss x undertaleI actually would love to see an interaction between stolas and asgoreI think they'd get along well at first, at least until asgore learns of the owls faggotry and infidelity, at which point he'd probably feel disgusted with him and try to distance himself from the birdmanAlso, we do have kris x octavia crackship art
>>151258289Why does anon have bigger tits than loona
>>151259447asgore is a pretty decent dude. its his wife that was the problem. even if she's hot.
>>151259466
>>151256286That lame 40k parody made more money in a month than you've made your entire existence, contrarian.
>You like kissing hellhounds, don’t you
>>151259585No.
I love this son of a bitch
>>151260477Then go have gay sex with him!
>>151260312she would be a pretty cool friend.
>>151259561Sorry, but I'm just not interested in the cartoon.
>>151254317>Cheating on Stella destroyed his marriageThe marriage was dead long before that. Stolas was arranged to be married off to Stella as a child, and disregarding her numerous personality flaws, it's clear that there was never any genuine attraction between them, and they stopped having sex the moment Stella popped out that precautionary heir Paimon wanted. Cheating with Blitzø was the first time Stolas actually enjoyed sex. Sure, Blitzø was just doing it for the book, but he was still putting more effort into sex than Stella ever did, and you can't really fault Stolas for realizing "holy shit, sex doesn't have to be cold and passionless and only for procreation's sake" and wanting to relive the high of that first time with Blitzø.
Post Leviathan.
Blitzo = Mr. KrabsLoona = PearlMoxxie = SpongebobMillie = Sandy
>>151260312Her tiny butt excites me so
>Inco: Dude. She’s a hellhound.>Anon: Oh no! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!
>>151263127kek
>>151253116Hes flawed. Out of touch. Not bad.He enabled his wifes abusive behavior towards both himself and his girl but playing up the charade and having precious little consideration for her ongoing well being in her later years. He became out of touch, bringing a teenager to Lulu-Land as if just band aiding candy was aby better for the honest frank bond they should have been built on, and too deeply medicated out of ass to realize things have gotten to a slow boiling of the frog.Now Olivia is flawed too, because she put stolas into so high a pedestal that she fails to see him as his own person and orbits any and all things he does un relation to her, and if its not loving her; it must be ignoring or resenting her.
>>151254610This is also a good take.Stolas would die for Olivia. He would suffer for her.Mostly thats what hes only ever been praised for: Taking it like a champ. You see that in his sex preferences.But hes never been the kind to live for something. He didnt live for her, not really.And so hes flawed in that sense.
>>151263501>>151263539>oliviaanon...
>>151253116He's not, he is just very gay, and for the little I saw he is a good dad (not a great one), and he really cares about her daughter.And call me a lunatic but I want him and Stella to fix their problems and start a real relationship as a married couple.Why, because the gay dude is kinda ok (even if he is really gay), and Stella is hot AF.
>>151263587He mixed up his snoots
>>151263653Well there's one way to fix it but it'll require some dark magic and I don't think you're gonna like it.
>>151253116>Is he really at fault for not being able to love his wife, which he was force into marrying?The fact that divorcing her had literally no repercussions from either side of the family means he was never really forced, he could have refuse and pick someone else.Putting aside his relationship with Stella, stollas promised Octavia that no matter what he would always be within reach for Octavia but he willingly let himself be decapitated on live tv for all of hell to see for some imp bussy he met months ago without concern if Octavia would see and how would it affect her.Only reason he wasn't decapitated was because of plot convenience, he only remembered Octavia when he realized he would live but would lose his status but didn't thought about her at all when he was ready to be decapitated.This made it clear for everyone that isn't retarded that Octavia would always be behind blitz in stollas heart and its not like she opposes his relationship with blitz but like any daughter, she just wants his father affection once in a while but he couldn't even deliver the promise to see the meteor rain together but is immediately down to fucking die for an imp that tore her family apart.Not only he proved with actions that blitz is more important to him than her, she isn't even that important to him since he can't even take her to see some meteor rain, he can say all he wants that he loves Octavia but actions speak louder than words.
>I.M.P vs the WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GODwhat happens in the episode
>>151255689They even fucking beat you over the head with the connection via You Will Be Okay / I Will Be Okay being musical parallels to each other and people still don’t understand it
>>151253116>How is Stolas a bad father??LooLooLand: He invite the person who his daughter hates (Blitzo) all day just to be horny, because they dont need protection.Seeing Stars: Dont want to listen Octavia because he was very busy fighting for telephone with Stella. He bitch and cry about "we must find Via", but he never EVER try to find her; he just stayed with Blitzo for hours because... horny.Mastermind: GO to the rescue of Blitzo and was ready to kill himself without thinking in Via (leaving her alone with Stella, Andrealphus and all other horrible goetias)Sinsmas: Why he didnt go in person to the castle in the first place instead of only trying by telephone? Lazy and stupid, dont really care much.In conclusion, Stolas is a really bad dad that put his hornyness first. He is the worst dad? no, but he is a bad one.
This board has way too many esls.
>>151264780THIS.Fuck the retarded Stolas and his toxic boyfriend Blitzo.
>>151256247Half of Bel's bedroom is probably an ocean of plush toys and stuffed animals.
>>151264855You don't need 'the' there, brownoid. It's a proper noun and someone's name, not a title.
>>151253116Ignoring EVERYTHING ELSE, the guy volunteered to be executed on national TV (for the kid to watch live or recorded) in order to save his gay crush. After promising to never leave his daughter behind for said crush. That alone gives him a failing mark.
>>151264828>>151264878Sounds like someone is angry because Stolas is a shitty parent and everyone knows it, and is trying to discredit the allegations with xenophobia.
>>151264978Nah Stolas is shit. Also>didn't deny being brown
>>151264592Would Stolas be considered a WHITE PEDIGREE MALE?
>>151253239>>151261093>>151253277>Howdy, Cain.how do you think he reacted when he knew/heard about Mammon flirting with his girleven though i don't imagine him like this but it is a cool design
>>151253116Tried to sacrifice himself for Blitz. Like, he didn't even consider how he would be leaving his daughter alone with his bitch wife and her bitch brother. Stolas was really going to abandon her for his fag crush.
>>151265330Considering the human head was into it...
>>151264869>Exploring Belph's room (Don't worry she said it's okay.)>There's a lot of plushies and pillows and drug-related paraphernalia. Like a lot.>It's a wonder she hasn't tripped over half this stuff getting out of bed.>Notice a closet in the corner of your eye.>'Do not open!!!' - Belphegor>Good advice.>Open it anyway.>Immediately regret your decision as an avalanche of soft toys buries you alive.
>>151262030Can human cock wake her up?
>>151263871>A gay anon offers a gay solution.Figures.
>2025>i am forgotten
>>151267368He’s dead.
>>151267368>>151267427>And then there's Chaz!>He's dead.>......
>>151267368good, this shitshow has enough perverts as is
>>151267498>HUH>HB>CHAZ IS DEAD
>>151267368I'd prefer Chaz actually be forgotten. I'm tired of him getting merch while the characters I actually like get nothing; I've been waiting over four years for an official Collin plush.
>>151265296maybe his existance is part of the conspiracy between the Computer God and the WORST DEADLY ENEMY OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
>>151267368wheres the text of the shark girl who showed up to the sinner supremacist meetup
>>151261093Sure thing>>151264780Indeed, that shouldn't be the case though. >>151267368>"Fuck of Chazz"Salsa. >>151266085No, a human is her teddy bear>>151265330He'd be disgusted and likely peeved.
If Levy schlicks off is it gay or masturbation?
>>151269740Trick question, its incest
>>151270250*it's
>>151270264t. moxxie
>>151265732>>151269181>human head is a flighty two faced (get it) bitch whose into mammon>Snake head is more abrasive but is loyal to Cain and genuinely loves him
>>151270475I wonder how they share...
>>151253116>guy burns away his life and marriage by cheating with an abusive asshole that chronically treats him less as a partner and more as a means to an end he exploits and puts up with.>promises his daughter the one person who genuinely adores him hell never leave>abusive asshole actions catch up with him>he takes the fall for the asshole breaking his promise>then goes on a rampage attacking his ex and former brother in law in front of his daughter who now gets to see plain as day her dad who promised to never leave has chosen his asshole sidepiece over her. The guy is objectively a shit dad. He chose Blitzo over his own daughter.
>>151260934>is interested it one totally shit web cartoon but not anotherthe duality of /co/
>>151270500They don't, Thia(The fish head) might not be as charismatic, but is stronger, so only Cain gets to lay his hands on Leviathan.
>>151270475Wrong. The human head is tsundere and likes making Cain jealous.
>>151270808This is also true.
Imagine Sanguine showing Bee what a real indulgent party is.
>even fictional women are attention addicted, narcissistic and self obsessed Why are they like this, bros?
>>151271403Because they're written by real women
>>151271494That and at their core, women is always be women.
>>151271547>women is
>>151271403>A literal princess>67 Followers>Can't even get follow backs from the 576 followingVia really does have it rough
>>151271547>>151271610will always*
>>151268261Would love a Collin plush myself
What songs do you think Via would like?
>>151272428Most of the ones by ABBA.
>>151272428Occult Rock https://youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2chttps://youtu.be/jGD8krlZsIEEarly Metal, Doom Metal https://youtu.be/2ornmR4awughttps://youtu.be/r4IO9GziZakMaybe Alt-Rock, Grunge and like Astro said, She'd like Owl City. https://youtu.be/9kIv6vVRKpwhttps://youtu.be/IFBVmhISLos
>>151265330>how do you think he reacted when he knew/heard about Mammon flirting with his girlMammon is about to get stonedalso what do you imagine him looking like?
>>151253116Friendly reminder Octavia is a literal demon who lives in Hell.
>>151273634...still would
>>151273634Yeah, we know. >>151273716She mainly an importantly deserves a genuine hug.
>>151255474Hatemonger is gay
>>151270475the way i see it, it's the humanoid head finds Mammon funny and finds his mannerisms humorous/charming (kinda like the class clown), but the snake wasn't having it and knew that if she let him get close to them, he would be a pain in the ass, so she dipped.>>151272552>also what do you imagine him looking like?I imagine, to look more vampire-like (since the whole Vampires are the descendants of Cain thing), I guess he would look like a demon Dracula?but hey, that's my headcanon.
>>151273634Friendly reminder that the only similarity Vivziepop hell has with biblical hell is some names. In every other regard it's just a slightly worse version of California.
>>151272428Owl City for the whimsical, spacey vibesWhen she's not being overly edgy and moody.
>>151273521How are they so cute?
>>151275851Because they are the most healthy and stable romantic relationship. >>151275381I'll agree, Owl City would be her favorite band. Generally her musical roster would mostly contain rock & blues style music, I even forgot to add Hawkwind to my list music she'd listen to. https://youtu.be/LSkuUYnYckU
>>151275381A cute octavia art and I just managed to update my fic. Good day I say.
>>151276280>>151273521What are DHORKFag opinions on BOTF? I personally like it but I miss Two.
>>151276280>Because they are the most healthy and stable romantic relationship.I won't have that type of shit talked about Moxxie and Millie
>>151277105They're good too, but they act like a couple that just got engaged rather than a married couple. Honestly how they should've been written and gotten married at the end of season one, a nice contrast to Stolas' and Stella's marriage. >>151275744Where is the Stella version?
>>151274923
>>151277415Best girl(s).
>>151276280You just know that Stolas heard Fireflies while on Earth and knew little Octavia would love it. >>151276363More fic updates does make for a great Friday. Well done!
>>151273521As always, in this gay ass show the best ship is the straight one
>>151277876>More fic updates does make for a great Friday. Well done!Thank yaz! 16 chapters in on this badboy!
>>151277876She listens to them, thinking of the good times with her family, when she was young and small, now hoping for a better future. >>151278106Indeed.
>>151277415What color are her panties?
>>151273853Why do people keep using Hatemonger's account to check on smut?
>>151278277Marry and reproduce.
>tfw no 3 meters tall genderswapped stolas mommy
How would Stolas feel about the fact you guys hate him as a man and goon to him as a woman?
>>151255401>Yeah, he's obsessed with Jax now.The ultimate irony is that instead of staying loyal to his husbando, he left him high and dry for some new meat. In other words, he pulled a Stolas.
>>151278425Indeed, as God intended. >>151278519I don't know, I'm just gonna make him or her watch I, Claudius, take to the gun range and go stargazing, be a friend.
>>151278848... you wanna rephrase that in english?
>>151274923>I guess he would look like a demon Dracula?so something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK8RQjaiEoc
>>151279973Sexoooooo
>Cain finds a Hellborn post calling Leviathan "ugly, oversized pond scum.">He instantly pulverizes the Hell-laptop into fine, smoking ash.>Cain is shaking, the Mark of Cain glowing angry red. The pure wrath is back.>Leviathan sighs, bored, looking at the ash pile. "Honestly, Cain. It’s just words. They're beneath me.">Cain whirls on her. "They question your worth! They question my choice! I hate them for looking at you and seeing anything less than the beautifully terrifying Queen you are!">He slams his fists against a pillar. "I hate that I can't just kill them all! I know what it's like to be disposable!">Leviathan's indifference vanishes. Her human eyes soften. "Cain, look at me.">She runs a claw along the scar over his brow. "I am Envy. I collect and keep what is precious.">"Out of all the demons and sinners, you are the only one who doesn't want to fix me. You just want to keep me safe from the things you fear.">"And that," she purrs, the massive head nudging his shoulder, "makes you the most precious, most necessary thing in my infinite, wet world.">Cain collapses against her, burying his face in her human shoulder, exhausted remorse replacing rage.>The monstrous head gently kisses the Mark of Cain.>He whispers, "I am so sorry, Levi. I just... I love you.">She holds him tight, her voice deep and final. "Good. Use your wrath to hold me.">Cain feels the two great, jealous heads of his wife affirm that he, the first murderer, is precisely where he belongs.
>>151280277Nice.
>loona decides to surprise you>puts on her human disguise and says you can have sex like this if you wantwould you do it or would you ask her to stick to her natural form in bed?
>>151281891I give this five minutes before someone chimes in with something vile
>>151281930Don't jinx it, Anon.
>>151281891ANY WAY YOU WANT ITTHAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT
>>151281891NOOOOTHE JUICE FROM MY STEAKTHE BUTTER FROM MY LOBSTERIT’S GONE
Cain you lucky bastard
>>151282181>one sucks your dick>the other eats your asswhich head does which?
>>151259561>comparing someone's worth as a person to a literal shitpost webtoon in monetary termslate-stage capitalism mindset. dark times indeed...
>>151255474I want a sequel where Hatemonger and Hatemace spend literal hours roasting the fuck out of Blitzo
>>151281891I'm willing to date Loona as a human. Her furry form is hotter but she's a bombshell either way. I mean look at that ass.
>>151282487What if she was black?
>>151282508Well I'm spending money on collars and leashes either way.
>>151282779
>>151254707>>151260998I feel like Stella, while obviously being in the wrong for abusing her husband, is also a victim of the fucked up Goetia system. I think the real final boss of the show, at least on a thematic stance, is the insanity of what Hell's nobility does. Hell is an evil place (duh), and Stella and Stolas both got fucked up by their families.I don't know if this is the angle Vivzie is going for, but I hope she does portray Stella as at least slightly sympathetic because she was trapped in a loveless marriage for years (decades?) and as far as we know never got to have good sex at all.
If Octavia met Mrs Brisby would she eat her or treat her as a surrogate mother?
>>151282878Indeed, they're both victims. Victims of a rushed marriage that is common in both the Goetian system and Goetian society and that the marriage never truly blossomed apart from siring an heir. >I don't know if this is the angle Vivzie is going for, but I hope she does portray Stella as at least slightly sympathetic Unlikely, that was implied in season one but season two shoved any sense of nuance away, your wish is a false hope, Anon.
>>151283032I feel like the "golden ending" for the show would be Stella genuinely caring for her daughter, and wanting to shield her from the evil shit the Goetias do. And either getting some kind of soft-redemption where she is still a horrible person but she works with the heroes when it turns out Andre doesn't care about Octavia, or trying to stop him and dying in the process. Andre seems to be being set up as the institutional awfulness of the Goetias personified, and I think that's a good role for him. I also feel like originally Andre was going to be raping his sister, but that got removed for being too creepy (and maybe for making Stella look like a victim).
>>151282508Considering the amount of jungle fever in these threads that's probably not a detractor.
>>151283158Colonizers just like our ancestors.
>>151283147I believe this might be a hot take here but inspired by a green I did, I think her dying in order to protect Octavia would make Stella like a greek tragedy and give Octavia a reason to have a villian arc. TLDR of it is>Stella is stabbed before she could warn Octavia of Andre's plan to kill her to get Stolas to come out of hiding. >Octavia walks in on it, catching Andre red handed.>Out of pure rage, Octavia kills Andre using the arcane arts and gouging out his eyes. >Stella apologizes to Octavia for not being a better mother before dying in Octavia's arms as she was trying to heal her. This would be the straw that breaks the camel's back moment, her father got screwed over by the system even if he didn't handle it properly and left the family for an Imp, now her mother died before she could redeem herself and help her. Octavia would go on a crusade against the Goetian system.
>>151283546I remember that green and loved it.Also>Villain arcThat's just an edgy antihero arc. The Goetias have it coming, fuck them. Burn the crazy system down.
>>151283441I'm assuming Octavian brought that shirt.
>>151283592>I remember that green and loved it.Thank you, sorry for not doing more greens as of late. >Villain arc>That's just an edgy antihero arc. The Goetias have it coming, fuck them. Burn the crazy system down.To be fair, I was throwing a bone to Astro, I find the Octavia "villian" or Antihero arc idea interesting and does fit her character to a degree. >>151283441>Buffalo Soldier Stella & Mayberry. Whew lad...
>all that seethe over the "Loona is bi" stuff>mfw I'm bi and me and Loona (my gf) can both ogle guys and girls alike and talk about how much we want threesomes with them
>>151283824Octavia is a really promising character and I want to see more of her. Her first crush wait she's ace :^), her friends, her life as a whole. She's probably got a shitton of Goetia magic too, so there's plenty of juice there.
>>151283863Every woman says they're "bi". Hell Viv says she's both bi and ace. It's meaningless. Besides.>Loona chose (you) over every other man AND every womanIt means you won twice as hard.
I want to kiss his neck while he cries watching his corny telenovelas
>>151284065
>>151283863>threesomes
>>151284065I want to pelt him with rocks
>>151284471Indeed, monogamy is the only and proper way.
>>151283896The uniquely interesting thing I find about Via is everyone else's bullshit in the show is either a consequence of their actions or they have some reasonable means to improve their lives.Octavia doesn't have her luxury. The struggles she's going through are her parents' fault. And worse yet, she can't even do anything to fix the situation. She's stuck in the flood and seeing how she navigates that is sympathetic and I find very interesting.
>>151256247Good dreams will come to you but only if you say "Goodnight Belphagor Plushie, sweet dreams".
>>151284867>have an imam bless your shoes and toss them at Stolas
>>151278277post the big titty two that was hot
>>151285080GOLEM GET YE GONE
>Belphegor laying on her stomach>wake her up with an ass slap
>>151285180>Lightly tap her butt>Nothing>Gently pap her butt>Snore>Give her ass a good WHACK!>She startles, lifts her head, goes back to sleep.>It's still jiggling.
>>151285109Of course, lucky One, he won.
>>151285242oh snap it's new>one won
>>151282487She has the ideal hip-waist-breast ratio. This scene where she walks in is an amazing watch... that hip movement.
>>151285379I wish she was in a better show.
>>151283896They're going to reveal she's both bi and ace. Just like Mammon being ace but hitting on Belphagor.
Have there been any new HIL or BotF updates?
>>151286059HIL is working on the next one
>>151286059>>151286182That reminds me, I was working on a rewrite to S2 back earlier this year. I dropped it with all my other obligations, but I may return to it.
>Anon pokes Loona’s tummy“Yummers.”
For all you know Stella might not even have an ass
>>151286803So? I prefer faces anyway.
>>151286839>filenameShe is canonically more classist than homophobic. She would be less upset if he'd cheated with her on Vassago, but it was a FUCKING IMP
>>151286803Most likely the case, i mean octavia is a sticc, even if she took after her dad, shes still a girl so her body should be similar to her mom's
>>151286850Based racist Stella.
>>151287092
Imagine the soft hoots and coos she would make while you eat her out
>>151287787Give the egg a proper hat.
>>151254317The real mystery is why Octavia isn't nearly as assmad about Stella for being a total sociopath.
>>151254299they did a good job reconstructing his blown up head
>>151253116I am a stolas defender and I do think he genuinely he loves octavia and did things to protect her. that said he fucked up A LOT. >refuses to listen to her in loo loo land when shes miserable and spends most of his time flirting with his fuck buddy>lied to her for years about the state of his marriage to give her a pretend nuclear family and was too emotionally incapacitated to explain the clear reasons for the divorce and him lying (im a fag, your mother is a cunt, being a royal kind of sucks)>takes him waaaaaay too long to think outside himself and apologize
>>151263936>The fact that divorcing her had literally no repercussions from either side of the family means he was never really forced, he could have refuse and pick someone else.stella implies this and later actions confirm it, but appears that stolas was being threatened with having his standing and possessions taken away by andre, who appears to have a great bit more of political pull and social standing than stolas despite technically being in a lower position than him. Given that people were so easily able to believe him when he said that Blitz was blackmailing Stolas into letting him use the book under threat of being exposed as a pathetic geotia who got himself raped by an imp. there were going to be consequences always, though probably not as serious if he had just divorced before blitz became part of the equation.
>>151282181>>151280277>>151279973>>151277415Fish Wife
>>151254299>What can you say about Stolas? He was Stolas.
>>151290438
Rewrite Helluva Boss to make it good. Keep the characters and their motivations the same or similar.
>>151277395>they act like a couple that just got engaged rather than a married coupleThey act like newlyweds, which is appropriate considering their marriage is probably only a year or so old at the point when we meet them in the show.
>>151290526Classic>>151290676I know the point is that they are newlyweds, just when presented they don't come off as such, they come off as if they're a young engaged couple. If they showed a build up to Moxxie proposing to Millie, the build up to them getting married, then the wedding as the final for season one, it would fix most of the problems writing wise for M&M. It would be a nicely paced set up for their marriage, contrast to Stolas and Stella's which was rushed and didn't fully blossom compared to how Moxxie and Millie's is, but we didn't get either.
>>151291832shame shes a dyke
>>151292007She sexually harasses Agent One, the dyke dashing is a cover, she's hungry for fleishig.
>>151271635I mean there are a shitton of goetia. I feel like Via would be in a similar position of notability as some actual royalty IRL where nobody who isn’t REALLY into royal families would even know they existed.Take for example Princess Ingrid Alexandra of Norway. She’s a 21 year old princess and a literal who with around 3.5k followers on instagram. A lot more than Via, but still, it’s basically nothing.
>>151292425i was under the impression that she is higher on the goetian pecking order than the average one
>>151292850Considering she's the granddaughter of Paimon, a fallen angel, it's strange but not entirely impossible.
>>151293635According to Viv, the Goetia are creations of Lucifer.
>>151293706Which is absolutely retarded, it removes the mystique the Goetians have.
>>151293749I agree, she can't worldbuild worth a damn.
>>151288509wtf how am I supposed to read that watermark?
>>151293770It gets worse as it goes on.
>be me>travel to dilapidated town with weird, fishy looking inhabitants>all with weird flat noses, webbed hands and jagged, crooked teeth and effeminate limp wrists>and the worst taste in suits I've ever seen>also an old church with a worn sign that reads The Esoteric Order of Mammon that's been converted to a bank>eventually discover there's a portal to hell just off the coast near Devil's Reef>turns out fish demons filter through at night to fuck men in the ass>explains all the gay bars>a few even got drunk enough to bang women which explains all the weird looking fish people>escape the DHORKS raid with a few recovered records>time to see what these dastardly papers hold>one's a birth certificate for Frederick Thurman, father unknown>wait...>my grandfather?>I, CHAZWICK THURMAN, STOOD AGHAST AT THE PERVERTED REFLECTION OF MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, HANDS TURNED TO SLIMY WEBBED APPENDAGES SECRETING A FOUL SMELLING OILY SUBSTANCE STAINING THE CARPET. MY FISH DICK CRYING OUT FOR IMP BOOTY>I ATTEMPTED TO SCREAM BUT ALL THAT UTTERED FORTH FROM MY TOOTHY MAW WAS THE HORRIFIC KARAOKE SONGS OF HOMOSEX. MINE EARS WOULD HAVE BEEN PIERCED IF THEY HAD NOT RECOILED ENTIRELY INTO THE SKULL LEAVING ME DEAFENED CONFUSED WRITHING ON THE FLOOR IN A MESS OF SPARKLEDOG VOMIT
>>151294234This explains why OP (not the actual OP) is such a fucking faggot.
>>151294234Salsa.
>>151290619Carl from ATHF comes into the Office of IMP and beats the shit out of Blitzo with a frying pan. He then forces Moxxie and Millie to have sex in front of him. Loona and Carl shoot the shit as they watch the married couple have sex. After finding she has a lot in common with Carl, Loona proceeds to rape him. Stolas arrives and faints at what he sees. Later on, Carl and Stella hook up and he becomes the step father Octavia always needed.
I think the Ars Goetia SUCKS!
>>151295611some of them are fine
>>151295812Indeed, all she wanted was a happy family and she was denied that.
>>151295861if she wasnt given one, then it falls to her to make her own
>>151254317Stolas in the end is just emotionally selfish, he loves Octavia but will prioritize whatever gives him more immediate gratification which is sex with BlitzoWhen he was temporarily demoted instead of going to his daughter he moped around in his situationships apartment complex while being doted on the whole time. He cares more for his immediate needs and only remembers Octavia when someone or something reminds him he has a daughter that he says he cares about
>>151296029>situationshipsI cannot keep up with the zoomer gibberish I swear
>>151296195Why you can't learn english, Rajeet? It's not even hard to understand the grammar, you fags are just that dumb.
>>151296158>situationshipsWhat does that mean? I'm twenty-six, what is a "situationship?
>>151296228Nta, but ESL too.
>>151296280And that's fine but at least learn the damn language, fuck just use DeepL at that point if you're so retarded you can't grasp basic rules of the language. For some reason this board's been flooded by thirdies that can barely speak english at all lately.
>>151296280NTA but I'm not sure if they're ESLs or just retarded, we all have those moments at times.
>>151296329No it's definitely an ESL thing. They don't understand that when you're asking how, why, when etc. you're usually supposed to switch the subject and verb. Even if you correct them they still do it either because they're genuinely retarded or just get off on getting called retarded.
>>151253277Troupe Master Grimm lookin ass
>>151273853No, he just hates aliens.
>>151296310Dude, welcome to the fucking internet. Even while being ESL I can somewhat understand about what people are mambling about. No need to get ass mad over it. Thanks for the idea though, could type some dog ass eng posts and farm reactions on /v/. >>151296329It is the 99,99% ESL moment, blud.
>>151296432Don't out yourself as an ESL if you don't want to get made fun of.
>>151295881>Stella is abrasive to everyone with the one exception being her "darling" demon/human hybrid grandchild>Sneaks him biscuits whenever she has the chance>Gets fancy frames for his crayon family portraits >Her bedroom is coated in pictures of him from when he was just an egg to the present >Gets him a mountain of presents for his birthday and Sinsmas >Cooks him Mac N' Cheese (She trains herself how to make it just right cause it makes him smile) >Sings him to sleep when he sleeps over>He wears the sweaters she knits for him and he cheerfully attends her tea parties>She tears up whenever he has the consideration to ask her how she's feeling or is she needs any help>She eventually tells Octavia and her husband how thankful she is that they're the parents she and Stolas could never have hoped to be
>>151296493If only I could care about burgers and brits and their shit superiority or whatever, but let's not get politshitical. Also, the post is gone lol. Guess it was too much for him at end.
>>151296506>She eventually tells Octavia and her husband how thankful she is that they're the parents she and Stolas could never have hoped to be. >Octavia was nervous when her husband told her they should introduce their son to Stella.>Octavia knows Stella did care for her, but the strict Goetian livelihood is something Octavia didn't want to subject her son to. >Her husband convinced her that at the least let Stella see her grandchild. "Stolas did well, why not Stella?" He ask Octavia. >She caved but she was anxious the whole way. When they entered the mansion, Octavia expected the caring yet strict, stern and reserved Stella. She did show her usual stern attitude until her eyes met her grandchild's. >Stella's eyes lit up and her smile shined, she picked him up and gave him little pecks. >She was even singing a song she used to sing to Octavia when she was a hatchling. >Then she walked away for a moment, said she needed to grab something for her "little knight". >She brought out a tray of biscuits. "Mom, did you order these be made?" >"No, Tavia my dear, I made these myself." >Octavia was surprised but moreover shocked that her mother cooked, she remembered Stella hated cooking, calling it peasant work, yet here she was offering self-made biscuits. >Octavia's son grabbed one and took a nibble. >"Does my little knight like grandma's biscuits?" >He nods with a big smile. >Octavia sees in Stella's eyes tears forming and dropping down her cheeks. >Whether Octavia wanted to admit it or not, Stella is a good grandmother.
>>151285109>>151285242>>151283824>>151283441>Hellborn women try to seduce Agent One>ignores them all and is unaffected by their charms>gets to Gigi>immediately starts sweating
>>151296276>>151296158I'm 27 and kept seeing it so I had to look it up and ignore what Gen Alphas and other Zoomers will say but it's really just retards not wanting to commit to a relationship they already aren't feeling up for but still go along with anyway for the mild perks like sex and convenienceIs that Stolitz? Sorta kinda but the relationship isn't set in stone as neither has referred to each other as the others partner yet so I'm calling it a situationship
>>151297029>Hellborn women try to seduce Agent One>Roxanne the Demon MotherDidn't work but Agent One appreciated her kindness. >VerosikaAgent One is immune to succubus temptations. >LeviathanGave him a headache. >BelShe fell asleep too many times.>BeeShe kept quoting Amos Two and Three, One had to be escorted out for his and everyone's safety. >Stella They're much better as friends. >Mayberry.Agent One likes her but rather stay friends.>LoonaNo.>Martha.Hell no. >GigiHe spills his spaghetti, yet Gigi likes him and Two feels a disturbance in the force.
>>151253116Can someone show me where I can torrent the Prime versions of the show? I think I've found s2 but s1 seems harder.
>>151296998>>151296506Whats up with the cliche that people that are awful parents make for great grandparents?Wouldnt someone who is awful to their children be so to their grandchildren too?Where did this stereotype even come from?On another note, how would stolas be as a grandpa?
>tfw that green flaming eyebrowed loser actually showed up
>>151297693>On another note, how would stolas be as a grandpa?If kept away from Blitzo, I believe he'd be good, instead of war stories he'd have cool magic. If anything I think Stolas would put his foot down if Blitzo got in the way of seeing and spending time with his grandchild. >Despite being unable to fly, Stolas knows a way of helping his grandchild fly.>He levitates him, trying to be stoic but gets a little weepy hearing his grandchild's excitement that he can fly.>He's the one who teaches him how to read and write.>Teaches him a spell much to the chagrin of Octavia and her husband. >Even spoils him with artifacts and shows off the arcane tricks he knows. Stolas is the cool grandfather while Stella is the heartwarming grandmother.
>>151297832He's right here.
>>151297693>Whats up with the cliche that people that are awful parents make for great grandparents?Maybe it's that they've had time to reflect on their methods? idk
Is Octavia going to have great tits like her mom once she grows up?
>>151298069>Implying stella has great titsShe is going to develop some nice meaty drumsticks, though
>>151298069Headcanon: Stella is all feather fluff that just wants you to think she has boobs. The question is, will you still love her when the truth is revealed?>>151298145This is the way
>>151297861
>>151297693A parent who's always been shitty to their kid but fantastic around their grandparents is either doing it so they have a lifeline, because they don't have to be parents anymore or because they got all that "stuff" out of their system and they want to be good grandparents
>>151298170>Headcanon: Stella is all feather fluff that just wants you to think she has boobs. The question is, will you still love her when the truth is revealed?Yes, a nice set of frontal and back assets are nice an all but a good looking face can let me view the beautiful soul behind the eyes.
>>151297832>>151297861>>151298247Good times.
>>151298247>"Walkies or no cake"
>>151298145>>151298170Bonus quickie doodle
>>151299266Imagine running your fingers across her talons, feeling her legs up and down, gripping her thighs and cupping her butt...
>>151299266Nice.
>Loona invites Anon over>she's in a schoolgirl outfit>keeps calling him senpai>ends her sentences with desu>calls Anon 'totally kah-weii'>"Maybe later we can watch some Interspecies Reviewer... then after that we can go to my room and reenact your favorite sceeene...">"Loona, are you fucking high?">"Uh... a little. Moxxie said you were into this shit! He said you were a 'total kissless weeb at heart' and that you 'probably had a dozen body pillows' before you died.">"Motherfucker."
>>151297299But how does he deal with ebony mommy prime aka Sera?
>>151294070How much worse can it get?
>>151300554>(Pilot)CharlieLikes Charlie's ambitions but is hesitant being friends with the daughter of the deceiver. >Vagatha Both seem to be level headed but she got distracted by a lamp. >Niffty He's a bit terrified of her. >RosieSomething taps at the back of his mind, something is off about her. >VelvetReminds him of some of his co-workers.>CarmillaDios mio. >LuteHe wouldn't dare cuck the first man, he'd know Two would like her combat capabilities. >EmilyShe wont stop hugging him and she's wearing this odd shirt. >SeraForget sweating this man is drowning and Two is about to suffer an aneurysm. >Speaker of GodConstantly getting petted by her.
>>151253116
I just want to be the meat in a Stella/Stolas sandwich
>>151303882Fag
Bump
how would she react to stella?
>>151305676Assuming Stolas is somehow her kid not well.
>>151305955There's no way she can be. Viv said the Goetia are creations of Lucifer. There's no time period or circumstance in which Paimon would've had a kid with her nor could they have covered it up.
>>151306963No way she can be his mom*****
>>15125311610 times out of 10, whenever it comes down to choosing between his daughter and his side piece, Stolas will always choose Blitzo.
>>151255212>Amos 2 6-16Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, Bee.
>>151254342>King Bee>absolute bro of a drinking buddy and a great wingman>introduced you to Loona in fact>just don't get him started on jews, especially if he's been drinking>he whips into angry drunk incredibly quick and then slowly sinks into sad drunk
>>151307192I really like the idea of Bee publicly saying the most controversial or generally abhorrent things she can think of like this, because attention is a vice and baiting for it is a form of indulgence. gluttony doesn't care if that attention is good or bad, nor who('s feelings) gets hurt in the process
>>151253116Cause he takes antidepressants.It was kind of a complete asspull that just made Octavia look like a raging bitch.
>>151253116EVERYONE HATES HIM! Even his GORGEOUS Wife!
>>151307297>introduce Bee to imageboards and train her in the art of the shitpost
>>151307273>>151307507>bee thought all humans were bad, since he/she only had to deal with jews and the king of humans that end up in hell>introduce them to 4chan>realizes its not all humans>just the jews
>>151307507kek yeah exactly! Bee in her big disgusting battle station, surrounded by dirty plates and empty cans, shitposting relentlessly with one keyboard and monitor for each hand. it's such a powerful visual
>>151307582I hope a drawfag draws that, it'd be a great companion piece to >>151255212
>>151307273>>151307297>Bee shitposts habitually>lapses between pagan and atheist>constantly talks about how being skinny, healthy eating, and moderation in general are jewish psyops>still a general misanthrope because she doesn't like humans in general>weirdly defensive when people criticize burning infants alive and militantly pro abortion
>>151255212>>151307192>Bee quotes Amos her mouth burns and smoke comes out>Quotes a Pauline epistle no smoke>Agent One reminds her of a passage in Matthew>smoke and sizzling>John>no smoke no sizzling>"Hold up I wanna try The Gospel of Thomas and the Quran."
>>151307910>bee starts getting called jewish herself for her shilling/poor attempt at psyoping >takes one long look in the mirror>”Have...have i become that which i hated most?”
>>151307992>her and (((King Shlomo the unwise))) sing a duet of Somewhere only we know while they post on /pol/ and /x/ respectively
>>151254880Her face when the smallest size is too big for her.
>>151307507>Loona has become jealous ever since Bee started becoming a regular shitposter. >Able to make Anon laugh and both quote scripture despite making Bee smoke and sizzle. >It doesn't help that Moxxie has started getting in on the fun as well. >"From Pride to Despair the Wrath ring shall be free."
Is this a MLP reference
Favorite character poll in a pop-up shop in Japan.
>>151299662>"Whatever you do, do *not* choose episode 3.">"Why not?">....>"Loona?"
>>151309669So the top 3 is Stolas, Blitzo and... Fizz?
>>151309922Loona might be 3rd>>151309669Do the colors mean anything?
>>151309635Thats literally just a pinata
>hfw she shoves Anon's face in her tits and then remembers his eyebrows are on fire
>>151311187things like this are why the eyebrows are retarded
>>151309669it seems the top 4 are the same in japan as they are in america. impressive.stolas really is the princess of the show.
>>151311297
>>151283441I love his shirt
>>151271403I would follow her
>>151311363
>>151311492
>>151311356nigga I have made no comments about his eyebrows since the design was first shown
Papaya!
>>151253116I want to screw Millie under my dick and use her as a pocket pussy.
>>151311680Antiquing.
>>151311737
>>151253116His faughter is 18 years old but has to be treated like an 8 year old which means he cant fuck poor people
>>151253116>How exactly is stolas a bad father?By choosing to put anyone else over what is best for his daughter and wife. Obviously. He had the power to put his wife in her place, and his excuses for his abhorrent decisions are insufficient justifications.
>>151312591>proverbs>written by Solomon
>Bee telling you about her time in heaven over a few drinks>in her case it's more like a few kegs>it's melancholy>the way she talks about it is almost like an adult burnout describes their childhood>that naivety and loss of innocence>"You know, it's dumb but... sometimes I wish I still had my wings.">"You still do. They're just smaller.">she smirks>the little bug wings buzz a couple times>"You're sweet."
>>151312992>bee>the queen of sweet>calling someone else sweetI mean I guess she is an expert
>>151312591>Proverbs: 23:2 "Et statue cultrum in gutture tuo; si tamen habes in potestate animam tuam.">"If you possess a great appetite, take a knife to your throat."
>>151312992Her pre-fallen self is lingering in there somewhere.
Are they going go do a christmas/new year merch line as well?
Why did no one tell me that BotF has had an update?
So is season 3 supposed to be the crossover season?
>>151314175>>151312992imagine being the only person in who knows how long to see her angel wingsyour the only one who can bring them out for her
>>151312667he really didnt? if he was abusive to his wife he 1) would not project the blissful normalcy he wanted to fake for his daughter 2) would have eaten shit for it because of his faggot siscon brother in law who has been threatening him and his position the entire marriagehis flaw was being an idiot who does not think through the long term consequences of his actions. instead of telling octavia the truth, he maintained a lie of a marriage because he thought it was kinder, without realizing it would be impossible for him to maintain. when he couldn't maintain it anymore because he wanted blitz, he continued to obfuscate the truth and the nature of his marriage and relationship to stella. this problem of his doesnt even just extend to octavia, and its something blitz directly yells at him for too. stolas ambushed him with the crystal and the confession and immediately talked down to him when blitz reasonably did not take it seriously and felt insecure in their relationship from the start. if stolas was more capable of thinking ahead and about others' feelings instead of what is immediately convenient or logical to him, it wouldnt be a problem. but hes a privileged, sheltered, emotionally stunted royal with no concept of how real relationships or the world works.in other words, hes the charlie in this show.
>>151296398He's just gay
>>151315739>if he was abusive to his wifeInsisting that she show due respect and demanding such respect if his wife refuses to comply with her obligations under the terms of their marriage is righteous, and would have saved their family. Being a "man" in a marriage is not easy, but it is always the right thing to do and his daughter would have appreciated him for it.
>how she is now vs how she was when anon first met her
>>151316111When will they be happy?
>>151316320they're in hell, so, you know
>>151315921There was no family to save, retardo.
>>151254464what is HILTLH(H)?
>>151316111I just want them to be happy.
>>151316879a very well done fanfic
>>151315116>Why did no one tell me that BotF has had an update? Because it was posted a while back.
>>151316879How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds)
>>151317665Warning: there is very little loving hell(hounds)
>>151318387he has yet to learn to love hell(hounds)
>>151318387>he doesn't wanna see the characters grow and bond through their chemistry and shared trials and ultimately earn their happy ending together
>>15131850627 chapters in btw
>>151318526>27 chaptersAnd they're all pretty good. You seem to imply nothing's happened but quite a bit has and a lot of it's been centered on Anon and Loona's bond growing.
>>151316740Sure there was >>151312667
>>151318616I know, I'm just malding because I like the sappy stuff
>>151318524>Pictured: The reader who’s enduring 27 chapters of suffering vs. that one guy who dropped the fic on chapter 2 because he didn’t like how Loona spoke to Anon
>>151318957Understandable. I like that stuff too.>>151319042kek
>>151301458>Forget sweating this man is drowning and Two is about to suffer an aneurysm.>Sera actually did love Adam as a son she was just tough on him because she expected great things from him>now he's gone and before that he was spiralling and she blames herself>Agent One's autistic innocence and desre to do good reminds her of Adam in Eden>completely misinterprets him mumbling mommy
>>151292086>"Mum? Are you home? That weird imp lady's here again an--">he opens the door to Solas' bedroom>inside is a half-nude Solas, scattered rose petals, and a naked One trapped in a steel cage>Octavian closes the door and shudders
>>151321016kek >a naked One trapped in a steel cageSolas would trap One in her arms, not in a cage, unless she's inside the cage with him. >>151319701>Sera keeps One away from the other angels, including Emily.>She always keeps One close, makes sure he's always comfortable and happy.>Almost called One Adam but saved herself the embarrassment.>She may have failed Adam from becoming jaded but not with One, the world needs more people like him.
>oblivion breaches into hellwrite the crossover
>>151322723everyone jobs to jyggachad
>>151311654I'm pretty sure everyone thinks they're retarded including all the characters in universe.
>>151322723Sanguine and Sheogorath would probably be the only few who would actually enjoy their time. Molag Bal and Dagon would cause havoc to say the least, the rest may vary. >>151323178Sheogorath would turn into Jyggalag once he gets tired of the bullshit.
>>151324102I wonder how she would've turned out if she wasn't put into an arranged marriage.
>>151324613While she'd still be her stern and prideful self, she would not be as angry or bitchy, her flaws would likely be kept in check too.
>>151324102>>151324613>>151324723>She deserves better, much better
>>151325260Indeed she does.
>>151324723And what of Stolas? What would he have become without an arranged marriage?
>>151325505Maybe he could have ended up with Vassago or another Goetian.
Hazbin hotel season 2 has btfo helluva boss. I wish spindlehorse hadn't ran helluva boss into the ground.
>>151325688The bar is so low I don't know how much of a brag that is.
i want an episode where a hit that IMP did a few months back and completely forgot about comes back to whoop their asses as an overlord or something
>>151326402It won't happenEpisode zero made it so they establish in universe that they won't face consequences from their hits
>>151326419How so?
>>151326460They had blitzo explain their plan of action when comes to using the book and it just says "without facing any consequences for our actions"It's the writer's way of saying they aren't gonna have sinners come after imp because of their hits
>>151326486Gay.
>>151326483Blessed
>>151326486>"They won't face any consequences for their actions""Why not?">"THEY JUST WONT, OK?!?"God, vivzie is such a hack
>>151326681Even at the end of season 2 they get off scott free despite facing down Satan himselfHell their business goes up because of that event
>>151318795that family was never real by both stolas and Stella's admission. they hated each other and were wildly incompatable. if they had the freedom to be with people they actually liked and were attracted to they both would have been happier. stolas is a nerdy fag who hates royal events. hed rather be in space or a library than hanging out with his peers, who also hate him. Stella is a high maintenance socialite who likes chads and money. she would rather hang out with her friends and get wine drunk at a party than hang out with stolas. youre basically saying that for this relationship to survive they have to radically betray themselves and their desires which does not for a happy family make and is a wildly stupid and retarded way to approach marriage. you do not know the reality of divorce and your lack of insight shows this.
>>151324613still a haughty girl, but having healthier outlets and a partner shes actually attracted to would ground her.
>>151325505hed either be alone or shack up with a goetian dude. we know that there ARE goetian men who are openly gay, it just doesnt seem particularly socially or politically expedient and kind of a betrayal of their whole caste system.
>>151326486that was him being silly and delusional. he would have faced very real consequences for his super illegal activities had stolas not stepped in and taken the blame at the trial. this isn't even talking about DORKS and their intention to study and fight demon spawn.
>>151326737at the expense of stolas, who lied and said the entire operation was his idea. had stolas not gotten the crystal legally for blitz before hand and allow them to actually operate legally under asmodeus, there wouldnt even be a business anymore.
>no respect, no respect at all>i go to one too many of bee's parties and land in the hospital>doctor says i got a drinking problem>i tell him i want a second opinion, he says "okay you're ugly too"
Chapter 28 of HILTLH(H) is here. Sorry for the wait, everyone. Hope you all enjoy.https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/194174806
>>151328038oh the angst...
>>151328038First came the jokes now comes the heavy stuff. Woo boy.Please tell me Loona isn't gonna be scarred too bad. Call me vain but I couldn't stand anything bad happening to that cute face. I don't care if Blitzo is overcooked. And take all the time you need if it helps you give the story beats the attention they need. I'm really, really curious how they're going to reconcile, I get the impression part of why Anon exploded the way he did is because he's been bottling up all of his moral hangups with I.M.P. and his emotional issues until he physically couldn't anymore. Things can't go back to the way they were I don't think. I just hope they find a way.
>>151327102Stella and Striker seem more like the type who double-down on stereotypes to try to distance themselves from trauma.
>>151312992>>151314175I'd like to think that pre fall Beezebub mustve been some kind of Angel of Bounty and Harvest. I mean the Promissed Land to the Hebrews was described as the land of Milk and Honey, and you'd be suprised to know the bee is a holy animal like the lamb. I mean we even have a patron saint of Bees.
"Evil" characters don't need to be bad if the show is about redemptionSinners and saints need that is dogma who doesn't
>>151316111The irony is at the very start of the story she wouldnt have felt bad at all for savaging Anon like a feral wolf, but many chapters later upon finding out she actually did do that to him she's going through whats probably her biggest emotional crisis, heartache, and guilt trip ever.
>>151253116This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS. They're just wanting to upset christians
>>151329152What if St. Ambrose was like an anti-Solomon that 180'd Beelzebub perception on humanity. I mean the dude wasnt a big fan of Jews. Plus I like to think of the Christianized Greeks from antiquity to be the true first examples of proper Christians. I mean all the most based Saints are Greek, like good ol Saint Nicholas.
>>151329177They're doing a piss poor job imo. When I look at many of these interpretations of demons I feel sympathy or pity for them. They legitimately need Jesus.
>>151329233Some do indeed, some I think are sadly beyond salvation.
>>151309669They did an incredible job matching the casting especially for Fizz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjElmBMMLmk
>>151309669>Japs are StolitzfagsThey used to be a cultured people with good tastes...
>>151328038good shit as usual, I'm impressed to see Blitzo actually having some doubts about the situation and his role in it, and Loona and Anon both feeling like shit is the good kind of angst
>>151329387That was really great, though it's definitely a more old man voice than original Fizz that is so in the league of its own that it's hard to even correctly place the VAs right age.
>>151329431Yeah not 1:1 but impressive how similar in character it is to Alex Brightman's performance for being a completely different language.
>>151257095>>151258289>>151328038I liked the story at first but honestly the author over-complicated it. It was best when it was slice of life shenanigans with Loona, Octavia, IMP with some budding romance. I don't care about Moxxie's annoying mob dad and Sidewinder (or whatever the cowboy imp's name is), Anon's dad or his boxer friend. Anon being accidentally offed by IMP ruins the joke of the character in the first place. I wanted escapism not War & Peace.
