Not dead yet editionPrevious grave: >>151240364Other previous grave: >>151261693Free Homestuck mp3s:https://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=3267684
>>151263232Remember:Her Imperious Condescension is judging the quality of your loads. Practice healthy nutting habits and do not participate in NNN, fermented genetic material is no good.
>>151263322>if violets can fill buckets with each otherare other castes not allowed to mingle within the same blood or something?
>>151263390They can, a previous question was about relationship within the same caste and while rare (outside of the overpopulated rustbloods) it happens.
if this one 6ets deleted too then we're not callin6 ourselves a 6eneral ever a6ain, okay?
>the drones wait outside while you have sexman talk about performance anxiety
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>>151263436dunno why we insist on playing with fire and adding "general" tot the title anyway. all it takes is one autistic janny
>>151263232fuck yeah nigga
>>151263536if this one 6ets deleted or sent to /trash/ like that one time, i'm 6onna make the thread myself
>>151263232
>>151263557ftfy
>>151263566down6rade
it would be kinda cool if we got our own board like the other fandom....
>>151263580it would, 8ut unfortunately we aren't annoyin6 a8out it.
>>151263593damn. why did we have to be so likable
>>151263635Sylph of Rizz is preventing us from fallin6 into unlikea8ility
>>151263452Makes sense. Don’t want Alternians who are bad at having sex
>>151263452>>1512637178eforans didn't need drones 8ecause they're naturally 6ood at sex
Nepeta
>>151264242no offense but your art style kinda reminds me of hazbin hotel
>>151263551>Roxy:Put yo bawls here ;P
>>151264270I should check out more of that show
>>151264449Maybe there's a chance
>>151264460
>>151264449why does Jade use all those exclamation marks? like damn 8itch calm down
>>151264483
>>151264497this is actually a better ship than davekat and spacetime
>>151264457Don't bother
>>151264457do 8other. it's pretty 6ood, if you like musicals
>>151264669I checked it out because Stella gets my dick hard.The music was fine, the VA's are great, the plot and emotional follow through is garbage.
>>151264785images that make you sad and incredibly horny at the same time
>>151264785I love her so much bros
>>151264785Quires?
>>151264785Realized that Skye and Emily are the same person but in different situations
Space Days?More like SUCKING DICK AMIRITE?
shit start to the weekposting ship to cheer me up
>>151265150>start to the weekIt's Thorsday
>>151265150hope get better for ya anon
>>151265008Her design is so distinctive it makes sense that came from somewhere
>>151264785nooo. dont be a crack whore your to funny for that.
Why is Ly'lac wearing Jasprosesprite^2's outfit?
>>151265276no fuckin idea
>>151265276huh, didnt even noticed but you right. are the nymphs and satirs being recognized as sprites by derse?
>>151264460I doubt it. The writers of HS2/Beyond Canon aren't fans of Jadekat when they think Jade is only a slut.
>>151265157thursdays are when the fun really starts. usually>>151265164thanks, man. that cheers me up some. enjoy your day
wait is Lord English everywhere 8ecause he's part Lil Cal?
>>151265830That's part of it, yes
>>151265850would the juju breaker kill him
>>151265850purpleblood juju is strong
>>151265276Derse in the new session has 4 prototyping towers but 5 player towers. It seems likely she won't be prototyping and is some sort of support player
>>151265876>support playerso a sprite?
>>151265893If rose can replace the black queen in that role I suppose so. Lylac would need to know a lot about sburb to be a decent sprite. Which she honestly might if she's made for it
don't die on me threaad!!
>>151266567now this is freedom
new whiteboard next thread i prommyhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
Boobjob from Cody and his mom.
>>151266795that is a mentally ill female bro
>>151266810this one ima6e has made me sympathize more with vriska than all of Homestuck, the Epilo6ues, and 8eyond Canon com8ined has
>>151266795two chicks at the same time man
>>151266807Those are the best kind of females
>>151266991you can look, 8ut you do NOT stick you penis anywhere near one
>>151266831Me, too- and I still hate her ass. I mean, Slider8reath is kino- but godDAMN do I hate Vriska.
hi /hsg/
>>151267067>slider8reaththat's the ship name for my OC Dave Slider and Vriska>>151267075sup
>>151267045Wrong! I'm getting my life ruined and you can't stop me!
>>151267083work was rough, feeling tired and unmotivated, just going to look forward to cooking chicken gnocci soup tomorrow
>>151267124sucks that your day sucked. hopefully your chicken soup is 6ood tomorrow
>>151267129I will be, I have been looking forward to making it for a few days already. Plus I have no meetings tomorrow so I am happy about that. Thursdays and Tuesdays are always a bit rough
davejade!!!!! :D
I need some black jadekat to cleanse this thread of cringe (davejade)
>>151267555you faggot, i love both!!!! :D
jack of all trades right here
>>151266807That is not a female that is two powerful alpha males and their breeding sow. You are so disrespectful alan is probably above 6ft tall so he’s not a woman even though he acts like one.
im shooting up the thread. everyone is dying. me included. DONT TRY AND RUN EITHER.
So who will be next for Makeship plush?https://x.com/homestuck/status/1989053288550170955
>>151267886i'm in the process of 6ettin6 in the process of drawin6 aranea so......
>>151264810>https://on.soundcloud.com/uhljwRLrfEjchNOj08
>>151267936please please terezi plush please oh please
>>151267942you can live. only because i like you. everyone else is dying.
>>151267968so you can stuff it in a jar?
>>151267886I'm already feeling a little dead inside lol
>>151268036I was more thanking about hanging it, shit there's probably gonna be tons of photos of people hanging them
Unc still got it
>>151267968Missed getting the small version from ForFansByFans?
>John has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
>>151268136That describes Johnrezi.
>>151268121yeah... I fucking hate scalpers
>>151267657>candy timeline if jade wasn't retarded
Korpus will join Mallum and Ellith and become a throuple. Trust the process.
>>151266795>>151266567>>151265276>>151264810>>151264785Who the fuck are these characters?I am boggled.
>>151268511all the characters (aside from the one in post 3) are from the fanventures prisounebound/spacedays the 3rd one is from homestuck 2
new conversation between Frank and Oficus
>>151268693why is his keyboard so fucking far away from his monitor
>>151268121I want it
Nvm people they bounced backhttps://x.com/marblesssed/status/1989084252667818225?s=20
>>151268560Thank you, kind anon.I've been wondering what I was going to do this weekend.
>>151268693Give Frank all the cute boys.>>151268715Sadly, it's discontinued. The original designer of those small plushies is still around, so I don't know why neither HICU/FRS or Hussie tried contacting them unless FFBF still owns most of the rights for his designs. Prices on eBay are high too.
>>151268711eridan esl...
With her abilities in mind, How would you kill vriska serket?
>>151268942Starve her then rape her
>>151268942sex her to death.
>>151268942I would be so nice to her that it would confuse the shit outta her and eventually find some way to sneak a knife into her back like she does to all her "friends"
>>151268942Gotta kill her before she knows something is up or I'm dying in my 'sleep'
>>151268693What proficient fingering.
/hsg/ only knows rape rape rape. its never job job job. just rape. baka.
>>151269069Rape is helpful to the arts. Beyond Canon, etc, can only benefit from rape incorporated in esoteric forms
>>151269069what the fuck?? did i add baka to that?? I THOUGHT I SAID SOMETHING ELSE? AM I BEING GASLIT?
>>151269104now it's on the internet forever
>self-proclaimed therapist>instead of trying to help korpus with his issues and strict adherence to the hemospectrum she dropped him and said "we can still be kismesises">riles him up every chance she gets, making him snap and explode at everyone, isolating him from othersYOUR APPLE PIE, IS DISGUSTIN'!YOU BETTER WISE UP, RENITY EPILIN!
>>151269252NINE ELEVEN????
>>151269069get desu-filtered hahahaha
>>151269190this is why I'm misogynistic
>>151269412okay Korpus
>>151269069>>151269104Newnigga...
>>151268717Bounced… heh
>>151269190Illegal horse bitch
>>151269472Her greed sickens me
>>151269459Oh yeah, I hear Pixiv is going to get even stricter and limit what other countries see. For those going there to save JP art, I recommend to change your account region to Japan. Be prepared to have a VPN though if it will go as far to region block IPs.
>>151269459Naw nigga get back here.
>>151269459HAHAHA BRO
>>151269416i ask again eridanwhat does alternia need?
These names suck
>>151269428YES i am a newfag. what are you going to do about it? rape me? typical for your kind. hmph!
>>151269531>DirketteSo fucking lazy, should've be just Firk
>>151269541This kind of attitude doesn’t belong hereVery improper
>>151268693So Oxnard was there first, and he knows Oficus, and he built the castle, and she's never met Frank. (Purely without humor) Frank must have been a long time coming. And potentially due to Oficus having an influence on him.
>>151269104just so you dont stay out of the loop. 4chan can pick some abreviations like "t b h" and turn it into another word like desu. its automatic like a markdown code so dw.
>>151269459unreal
>>151269541Please go back to Twitter anon.
>>151269531I need Roxbert to be put in a mating press.
>>151269541>hmph!
>>151269531I'm assuming Jacobina is a chatterbox just like Jake. Even still, sexo.
Tyilht Sprkul
>>151269541okay that one got a laugh out of me
>>151269678Not shitfaced too ohmygod they are all looking at her lustfully
>>151269696Ellith so sensual...
>>151268693This pesterlog is actually tight though. Korpus is truly loved.
>>151269664Pony Troll.....
>>151268034thank you nonny 8)
>>151269716aaaaaah!!! Ellith is Pyroo. so cute.
>D--> Nepeta, 100k at this hoofbeast image I found. Its unbelievably e%quisite>D--> Look at its STOIC face, at beverage it holds>D--> Which is funny, because hoofbeasts can't hold something like glass by themselves>D--> But I believe this neighble creature advanced so far, it learned to grab things with its hoof>D--> This level of MANLINESS makes me sweat. I need a towel>:33 < *ac groans from pleassure, but also annoyed that her mewrail claws her at this purrfect moment* >:33 < not now equius im with karcat>D--> Nepeta, what are you doing with this lowblood?>D--> You know he's a bad influence, right?>D--> Also, what is this part about pleasure in your rp?>D--> Nepeta?>HEY FUCKWAD. NEPETA CAN'T SPEAK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE ARE FILLING BUCKETS AND SHE'S A VERY HARD WORKER. I WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR USING HER CLIENT TO SPEAK WITH YOU, BUT I WON'T DO IT TEN THOUSAND SWEEPS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU A SATISFACTION OF SEEING ME ASK FOR FORGIVENESS YOUR FREAK ASS ALWAYS ASKS FOR>AND IF YOU TWO SUCH PERFECT MOIRAILS. BE A GOOD MOIRAIL AND GET US A TOWEL. AT LEAST WE JUSTIFY ITS USE.
>>151269770This was so good it could be featured in official Homestuck, before there was sex involved This image needs more commentary
>>151269770omg equius getting cucked by the nubhorns....
>>151269770Art
>>151269716>we will never get an [s] of Ellith and Mallum going through horrible shit and then getting out of the situation thanks to Ellith making friends with all the imps. Only for it to be revealed she broke and actually massacred them all in reality.
Dog dick?
>>151269716
>>151269814>ellith does a murderstuck after mallum gets hurt by something in front of herholy fucking kino.......
>>151269824wrong board
>>151269824Is that you, Eazy-E?
>>151269770pure art
>>151269814If nothing else this gimmick could slot into frank n furter. Maybe not that could be flanderizing
>>151269770horri8le. Equius, as 8est Alternian troll, deserves nothin6 8ut kindness and compassion
POV: you're the Condesce and you're gonna kill some stupid bitch or whateverAnyways, today is day 24?? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. I'm using this as a reaction ima6e from now on so expect to see it more often
ah tripophobia moment
>>151270031peak, never stop improving, araneafag.
>>151270005Thank you
>>1512700398ruhhhhhh I didn't even think of it like that that's wild>>151270046thx 8ro. I will
>>151269770Based and Katnep-pilled
Would troll Mr Beast be more or less evil than he already is?
>>151270068why is nepeta derse??? I thou6ht all dersites were misera8le pricks or depressed>>151270077well he'd still kill low8loods (poor people) so yes, 8ut he'd do it more openly so he'd 8e a little less evel, I 6uess
>>151270094Roxy is Derse and is one of the most well adjusted of the human kids despite having a drinking problem.I don't really know what the pattern is for lunar sway with trolls it seems kind of arbitrary. Obviously Feferi would be Derse considering her association with the Horrorterrors and Kanaya would be Prospit as the space player, but other than that I don't see a pattern.
>>151270094Dersites also thrive in chaotic environments. Which is certainly nepeta. Nepeta also has somewhat of a dersite’s suspicion with how she is able to see through equius’ facadeFeferi is similar except shes more derse for plot reasons (glybglubub)
>>151270171>>151270176I'll just chalk it up to them havin6 hidden insecurities/actual personalities 8eyond what we've seen, since they're so underdeveloped
>>151270068GET THIS BITCH SOME CATNIPBITCHES LOVE NIP
>>151269770Holy based, I fucking kneel
>troll x trollunnatural and weird. If a bitch is grey, she should be riding human dick all day
>>151270291Found the guy with a subscription to grey ladies quarterly
>>151270291John please you can't keep posting this you have a son to take care of
>>151270334If he’s my son he’s out fucking troll women
>>151270334>what's another 15 years>I can always make another>this time with a troll BADDIE
>>151270291John raise your children.
>>151270291this post was fact-checked by true trollfuckers
>>151270291>>151270612
>>151270291
>>151270268Homestuck if it was actually good
>>151270694Pictures taken moments before disaster
>>151270694>>151270268I like meowrails but karkitty is hopeful for me
>>151269770Haha Equius that sure is a rad horse.
>>151270743>>151270738>>151270694>>151270268that FAGGOT Karkat doesn't deserve dear, sweet, precious Nepeta
>>151270744So damn true - it is a great gift
>>151269770>ii two am iin thii2 greentext
>>151270756why didn't he love her back. she's so lovable
>>151270768BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY BEING A HORRIBLE LEADER AND GENERALLY A STUPID DUMB DUMB DELUDED IDIOT WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HIMSELF LONG BEFORE WE EVEN PLAYED SGRUB IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE'S A BAD MOIRAIL, HE'D BE A HORRIBLE KISMESIS, AND HE'D BE A FUCKING ABYSMAL MATESPRIT
>>151270768karkat gets all sorts of great shit dumped in his lap but actively chooses to fuck it up or just do nothing and then acts surprised when nothing works out the way he wanted it to>cool mutant troll jesus blood>cool classpect (seriously, imagine being a fucking KNIGHT OF BLOOD)>cool blind girl that loves him>cute catgirl that loves him
>>151270804>t. FCG
>>151270804>IDIOT WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HIMSELFfuture karkat calm down....
>>151270818Imagine you were in his situation though: One chick is fucking with you, whilst you keep trying to fuck with your blackcrush (Johnathan), and the other weird girl who you don't really talk to and aren't really friends with and has sent NO signs she liked you. Fuck I wouldn't go for either either
what's alan got in this folder
>>151270860buff half-naked dudes
>>151270875Tridesert release the alan folder
>>151270818>>cool mutant troll jesus bloodtbf what CAN karkat do with that which won't get him immediately culled?
>>151270857>Imagine you were in his situation thoughNO
>>151270902Rise up
>>151270944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g
>>151270944and get culled just like the little 8itch The Si6nl6ss did
My vision. Inspired by a classic post with some changes. Important scene
>>151270972farmed mad aura tho
>>151271044kino
NOTENOUGHCONTENT OF THEM
>>151271062why does it look like Dave's smiling
>>151271062
>>151271086Renaissance painting type shit
>>151271098I'll try to share all the stridercest art I have
>>151270860The feet pics. He’s gotta keep tabs on them because skye also has them.
>>151271070because he realized how much he wants to be dirk's matespritit's meant to be a sardonically sullen type of smile at how weird and messed up he and the whole situation is being right now but knows he can't help it
>>151270860His dick pics.
>>151271123HOLY SHIT I thought they gave Dirk the fucking Phineas nose for a second and fucking went insane
>>151270875>>151271131Does he not have a mirror? Is he stupid?
>>151271086gogdamn couples cosplay is so wholesome and cute. I love this so much
>>151271146fapping to yourself is gay tho....
>>151271044This is some top tier outsider artist type stuff.
>>151271149
>>151271146>jerking off to your own nudesAlan doesn't strike me as that self absorbed.
>>151271137KEK
>>151271110thanks eri, you guys are too good to me!>>151271175holy cheese and crackers!
>>151271220
what do you feed them
Onions green is made from daves!
>>151271249Whipped cream straight from the bottle
I'm out of stridercest but I am working on a karezi piece. Maybe I'll try some stridercest later
>>151271355fuck terezis such a freak
>>151271355good lord in heaven, that image is something else...
>>151271371>>151271386Yeah, I really like that image. It's why I saved it lmao. if the person that made this comic is in the thread, thank you for this piece of art
>>151271355Why cant women with 8 inch tongues be real bros?
>>151271355Dave could no diff 1v2 them
>tags: dubcon, trickster mode, janeI will know read your fanfic
>>151271437>dude with god tier and one of the best aspects can beat a pair of mortals, one with extremely limited precognition and another with actually no powers at all.Yeah no shit, what about someone more on his leve-- oh, nvm. Unless you mean in bed, in which case, based.
>>151271409This is professional quality
>>151271480Nope
Who would win in a HEMA fight, Dirk/Dave or Yttris
Korpus is so mad he's shaking his ass.
>>151271575Non-zero chance she wants to turn the session into her own gal pal goon sesh. I hope the plot comes around and skewers her
>>151271600Okay but who is Nellie theoretically gooning to?
>>151271249>>151271355you guys are the best holy shit. all of you. thanks, everyone for cheering me up, and just generally being such a fun thread to hang out with you all in>>151271409oh that was me. I'm so chuffed you like it! I also did picrel since someone requested it. and made templates of both sexes for anons who wanted to make their own edits too
>>151271656Burial route never ever :(
>>151271656Can I have the template? Yeah, I absolutely loved that piece. It was amazing!! It made my entire night when you posted it. I hope you are feeling better and I am so glad that we can help!!!
>>151271699>Can I have the template? of course https://imgur.com/a/zcgcbLi there's a straight ship version and a gay version. slipped my mind to make a lesbian version but I can if someone needs it>Yeah, I absolutely loved that piece. It was amazing!! It made my entire night when you posted it. man you've got no idea how over the moon that makes me to hear. I love seeing your stuff too! it's adorable, so please keep going when you can>I hope you are feeling better and I am so glad that we can help!!!yeah, just a rough spot but it happens. and yeah you guys helped a lot. thank you so much
>>151271734Act 6 might have sucked, but it's still way better than the current season of hazbin hotel, at least homestuck's main cast don't have an iq of 80
>>151271797Thank you! I'm trying a few different ways of composing my art, I am trying to get my general style down to something that is both quick to draw but also complex enough that it keeps me coming back. ADHD be aboutta bitch sometimes. I'm currently working on something really cute that makes me happy to work on so when I have some time after work tomorrow I might post a wip of it!! I've gotta go to bed but I'll post my most recent piece that I made :3
The Horror Terrors were supposed to be relevant later on in the comic and their influence on Rose and Dave and other Derse dreamers like Feferi was something that seemed to be getting built up a lot in act 5 and then they just kinda...disappear from the narrative.
>>151271677pain
>>151271652Cody. Or who tf knows shes had like 2 appearances so far
>>151271734Can a Hazbin and a Homestucker find love?
i love this troll herewhaddya guys think of this fantroll i think shes cool
>>151271880it's kinda horrorterrorible that they introduced such an interesting concept and then it just fucking disappeared. Hope we get more info in Beyond Canon
>>151271988Is the fanventure worth reading?
>>151272018it has very cool art but it doesnt rly go anywhere
>>151271962Yes. My boyfriend is a HUGE fan of hazbin and I am a Homestuck. We love each other dearly. Except when he points at Eridan and yells "Is that Baxter?!" Because he thinks it's funny to make me mad. And it's kinda funny I'm not gonna lie. It's possible though :3
>>151272018its whatever nice art but not alot of plot so far
>>151270291Unbelievably true.
>>151271962fandom matchup horoscope when?
>>151271962I asked hazbins if they knew what trolls were at the con and they said no. I have only hatred in my heart for their kind
>>151272135lanque can you pay attention in class please?! please?! please?!
So there's been a TON of stuff from Hiveswap Act 3 'leaked' to people from the Jerann tumblr.Honestly there's straight up too much for me to post and a lot of these were sent to people as private messages and can basically only be found on the official Homestuck discord.That said, I thought I'd post some of the more fun ones.Cridea/Kalian Moirail shoosh-papping animation.
>>151272216Official Trizza in-game sprite animation
>>151272234Edgy lady
>>151272251Some douchebag
>>151272135Hahaha imagine if you were really naughty in class and the dolorosa made you bend over and get spanked with a paddle in front of the whole class to teach you a lesson hahaha wouldn't that be so horrible.
>>151272261Kpop nigga
>>151272261Statement that the currently revealed stuff all comes from around 20 percent of Act 3.
>>151272277Another fucking Jadeblood (seriously how many of these are we getting, Jades fucking everywhere in Act 3 apparently).
>>151272286A LITERAL IN-GAME SCREENSHOT FROM ACT 3.
>>151272295ANOTHER IN GAME SCREENSHOT FROM ACT 3.Also, we apparently get to play as Cridea at some point in Act 3.
>>151272306THIRD IN-GAME SCREENSHOT.
>>151272316Some fucking adult troll guy (actually seriously who the fuck is this supposed to be).
>>151272337Its troll kris deltarune
>>151272337Imperial Drone
>>151272352Angry Trizza
>>151272251nice i like this one
>>151272337Probably hiding out planetside, draft dodging? Looks suitably fucked up enough.
>>151272337Looks like Vriska as a deformed old man lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNFSaDfYSsYI give credit where credit is due, He got away with it in a way
>>151272352this is what waits outside of your room for you to fill your buckets btw
>>151271962Of course. Our horns were meant for each other.
>>151272420It just....waits...while you fuck...
>>151272418He really did though.
>>151272435they backseat you too>CONSIDER: PUTTING YOUR BACK INTO IT
>>151269824Still nefariously canon.
>>151272418
>>151272466
>>151272474the establishment fears this.
>>151272337Oh fuck me we Bloodborne now.
>>151272523>Pic relHonestly a great movie.
>>151272295>>151272306>>151272316Wait a second are they playable? She's all around the room despite most trolls never moving and he's reacting to whatever she's doing and her calling him.
>>151272530I used to think it was stupid schlock when I was a kid but now I realise that it's actually fucking sick watching Lincoln kill vampires.We should have had a whole genre of PRESIDENT: SUPERNATURAL BEING Hunter.
>>151272541Yeah it seems like there's a section of the game where you play as Cridea Jeevik.
>>151272560>Barrack Obama vs Werewolves will never happen
>>151267886anon this is a dream bubble. we are all already dead. sorry you had to realize this way
>>151272560>FDR Vs Literal Satan never...>JFK Vs. Space horror Aliens never...
>>151272603>you er uh>dont know it>but uh>this is the land of the free>not of the er>filthy aliens
>>151272473Under Hussies influence she becomes Plap-ska
Open The Noor
>>151272655Vriska didnt kill her sollux just doesnt want to admit he splooged so hard his eyebeams went off and vriska took the credit to look cool
>>151272672Anything for dear sweet kanaya
jadebloods bouncing on my cock and balls
>>151272337this unsettles me
>>151272698
>>151272714good post
>>151272714Lanque bouncing on my cock and balls.
>>151272714
Thank you to Softie for this nice sleepy art! :3
>>151272714I need him specifically bouncing on my cock. Other jadebloods need not apply.
>>151272886I need him specifically staring into my eyes and commanding me to sleep.
>>151272861I like this style a lot
>>151272892I need you specifically to kill yourself
>>151272930Why do you treat me like this?
QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME COLESLAWS PIC NOW
>>151272698jade bouncing on my cock and balls
>>151272941agreed
>>151272940
cock and balls bouncing on my jade
>>151272952The goon king needs his goon queen
>Haha! Hey, guys! You know that guy who wants to get hypnotized by a Homestuck character? Let's fucking MURDER HIM! XDDD
>>151272971this but unironically
>>151272981Can you use your words to explain why my fetish makes you so angry?
>>151272971https://files.catbox.moe/rstxdb.mp4
>>151273006no
>>151272971FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE
>>151271118you just know skye can take pics that make a footfag nut instantly
Who knew there'd ever be a day when we actually returned, truly these have been some interesting years
>>151273082Fatty.
I want to play with hotwheels cars on skye's scars and pretending Im off roading through the mountains and valleys
>>151273088Best damn fatty in the world, shame her chapter of the unfinished game is over.
>>151272337is this one of the shadow droppers/zombies mentioned in kanaya's intro, maybe?
https://files.catbox.moe/5i8b5e.mp4FINISHED
>>151273119what the fuck lmao
>>151273119Maybe we shouldn't be back.
>>151273102That's what I was thinking. Would be cool to get more lore on them.
>>151272216>Act 3I was like 80% sure they just gave up after 2 and that part of the entire point of the show and pilot was to make more money to actually fund act 3 without saying it.
>>151273119My queen…
>>151273119Please refer to >>151273009
>>151273119Holy shit
>>151273140That's rude anon
>>151273119we dont need this gif
>>151273119I want those 21 seconds of my life back
>>151273140NIGGER ATTACK
Anons, Which should I work on next?>An actual effort edit of Skye to scene core music (hyperborea/agartha)>Cody Shitpost to music by the village poeple (Gay edit with some Alan in the mix)>Lily edit but it's jailbait (Little girls by oingo boingo )
>>151273006Its not your dogshit fetish, thats whatever. Its you being an annoying fuck with it, trying to make others engage with it, and whining when told off. The threads on /aco/ got fed up with you multiple times, and it was always the same fucking story that you were going away for good because everyone was sooo mean to you only to come back not even a day later.
>>151272892Cheating on Vriska
>>151273239second one
>>151273239>Bro! We just got word from Yakub>You gotta beat the sburb session to keep the door to Agartha safe
>>151273245What are you talking about? That didn’t happen.
>>151273239Wait for skye to get more than 3 images. Id wait as far as her room intro when her brother enters the scene. Cody edit sounds kino hehe
>>151273239SHE IS NOT A GROYPER NAZI GIRL THAT GLORIFIES THE REICH SHE IS TRAILER TRASH FROM FLORIDA, SHE SMOKES WEED FROM HER BROTHER AND BUMS MONSTERS FROM HER FRIENDS!
>>151273276Oh for Sure! I was gonna wait till Mid-December to see it anymore pages get added, I'm basically using scraps here! </3......Same goes for the other options. Plus I should learn to edit lol!!!!
>>151273295it's amazing she's introduced with comparatively less scars than what fans and even tridesert draw her with
>>151273296P.S. I was think of this song for the second shitpost....<3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLRaGo-QwcVery fitting !!!
>>151273119holy peak we need more colsla worship
>>151273467Colsla vs Korpus, who ya got
>>151273534>versus editNow theres an idea
>>151272251>hair_over_eyes
>>151273006>Is told explicitly that it isn't the fetish, but the nonstop pestering for it on a non-porn threas that is annoying>"HUUUH, DERRR. WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE MY FETISH? DURRR."
>>151273712You’re on 4chan, you fucking trongoloid. I can say, do and jerk off to whatever I want. Fuck off. If you don’t like it, shut down /hsg/ and leave, or maybe just learn to use your filter like an adult.
>>151273712Bro if you could seethe just half as much when the homolust is exceeding safe limits
>>151273792Technically he already was seething at my homolust for Lanque’s sibilant voice commanding me to sleep.
>>151273787>>151273792Notice how whenever someone calls him out on this shit, ALWAYS two people respond. Almost like he's so pathetic he needs to samefag to pretend less people are annoyed.
>>151273817Wasn't even me. You're just so annoying you have multiple faggots fed up.
>>151273787And people get to tell you to kill yourself you fucking whiny baby
Welcome to the world where the only good ship is johndave
>>151274076Pepsicola so mid, it's almost Davekat. If you wanna REAL man's ship, you either self ship, or pick something with a Lalonde in it- both, if you're particularly superior.
>>151273239im curious how you would make the lily jailbait one. theres nothing remotely sexual about her canon comic
>>151273787It goes both ways, they are as free as you are.Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
So Dad Egbert is like 63-64 years old if we take Skaianet Systems lore seriously if he was 12 in 1957https://homestuck.net/official/skaianet-systems/history/19-1957-RIPHardy.txt
So how bad did the animated pilot flop? Did Aradia ever weigh in on the reaction?
>>151274671miseryslop
>>151274076TICK TOCK
>>151274944KOT
>>151274841I haaated Skaianet. Calamity Jane as a Cherub blew ass, the entire "der, humans are, like, too stupid to have come up with relativity on our own teehee!", and the Condesce supposedly not plowing Sassacre's brains out all sucked, and were purely there for cynical contrarionism. Thank Godhead Pickle Inspector for it not being canon, anymore.
>>151273239im 8e66in6 you 8ro please do the lily one 8ro please
>>151271575Oficus and Franfy Fart are great together and I can't wait to watch them destroy little boys' lives.
Good morning /hsg/
>>151275450Good morning
Best Dancestor.
what did she mean by this?
>>151272337THIS TOWN'S FINISHED! AWAY AWAY!
>>151275648She's aware that worrying about the implications of incest when you're born through a ghost sludge teleporter machine is stupid and that she thinks her brother is hot.
I wonder how the new information on adult trolls and mutants like the leg guy are going to affect how MSPFAs update going forward?I'm sure it won't change any plots or anything but having more info on how you can take your trolls has to be somewhat interesting in some manner to a creator if you enjoy trolls and making your own.
cmon man i wanted to see more of the alpha kids session
>>151275958I need a quick rundown
>>151276082They showed off an adult troll with a fucked up Bloodborne leg in a new update on Hiveswap so now we have an example of mutants other than Karkat with just his weird blood.
>>151276063Spoilers: Nothing happens. They spend months and months wallowing in their stupid teen drama.
>>151276082New official mutated Troll was shown off and it turns out Karkat got fucked over hard with just having weird blood because other mutated Trolls can be Bloodborne bosses pretty much.
If we do explore more Cherub lore in Homestuck animated series in Act 6, which would be axed? Alpha Kids teen drama or Dancestors?
>>151276257Cherubs.
Straight up. Yorking my shit to them.
>>151276301Aw yeah.
>>151276180would
>>151276180I love my lusus.
jerannmussel posted a new clown girl. I'd post the animated version here but tumblr changed it so gifs now save as webp files and it's too much a pain in the ass for me to convert it. Just deal with it being still.I hope whoever invented webp gets shot.
I'm fine with black Roxy I just didn't expect it.https://files.catbox.moe/mza2u3.mp4
With the Hiveswap news my autism is returning.
>>151276729
>>151276608what a rapea8le hi6h8lood
>>151276751No Jude don't do it she's your... Sister? Cousin?
>>151276896all HarleyEgbertEnglishCrockerClaire's are built for incest
>>151276729>>151276751Pretty swwag
It appears that Sburb.exe is going on a hiatus
>>151277035Waah being in the military is hard imma take a break
>>151276950This is, as we all know, hella true.
>>151277097Why are you so negative all the fucking time.
>>151277223I... uh... I dont- i dont.... what?
>>151275648holy shit rose stay in your pants!!
>>151276708lmaaaao the little roxy sprite dying with one 1hp hit. nice.
>>151277035i thought it already was? uh i hope the guy is not drained. good luck for him. im so gonna start reading it. next to the other 6 or 7 mspfas on my list....
>>151276301>>151276314my blorbos... my blorbos from space...
Where is my government mandated troll wife???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL1qAdtQTV0kino
>>151276063Another L for sburbtards. No classpect wank for you. No fraymotifs for you. No playing the rain for you. You will never see Prospitian Problem Sleuth. You will never see Karkat's denizen. You will NEVER, EVER learn what a mage does.
>>151277906I like how basically everyone agrees that Dave would listen to A Tribe Called Quest
>>151278125ATCQ is too woke for original-run Dave.
I know I'm just being hysterical, but every time they make this sort of coy poke at the reader I find it so annoying. Upd8 btw.
>>151278536This should be me
>>151278753Yes, you are being hysterical.
>>151278753>sowwyPb is bc now. We did it reddit.>narwals song referencesMaking me downright nostalgic. Thats foreshadowing right there.
>>151278753Ly'lac doesn't sound too surprised that CCs insinuating that she and TC are hooking up, and CC mentions her "boi toi" when Ly'lac mentions a situationshipBefore I thought the Nymphs and Satyrs were all created to be dykes and fags but it seems like it's not unusual for a nymph and a satyr to get together in some way
im back with making more trolls
>>151279206Dirkrose saved heterosexuality
>>151279206Their friend group is probably a little unusual. Swiss seems closer to mainstream satyr culture, he heavily disapproved of TC associating with nymphs at all. I predict AA will be 'the Swiss' of the nymphs, considering she calls them 'heretical ungulates' and is the most interested in the traditional magical culture of her species.
>>151279206my theory about that every male born is a Satyr and that every female born is a Nymph makes no sense but I will defend it till death.
>>151279220Yippeee!
>>151279232What a powercouple.
>>151279232Redemption arc>>151279220Son of Jigsaw
Look at all these nymph gilfs
>>151268693So Oxnard is literally just50% dr weird50% tim curry forma de rocky horror picture show100% crazed scientistThat is definitely a gimmick but I do really like him underneath all the schizophrenic references, I wonder if his personality's are the way they are due to whatever the fuck is causing his house to be constantly filled with guns and other random human shit
>>151279520Thankyou for your eriservice
>>151278753this update was kinda mediocre gonna be honest
>>151271988where she from?
>>151280014Kunuki does my pelvis alternia
any johndave truthers herei can't believe homestuck is alive in 2025...2026
>>151280069>johndave """"""""""""""""""""truth""""""""""""""""""""erslol. lmoa. rofl. roflolmoa.
she is so 8eautiful
>>151280191Serket women are on another level.
>>151280069me
>>151280287you don't exist you aren't real
>>151280299damn
>>151280377thems the 8r8ks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
one of these days i'm 6onna draw somthin6 really hi6h effort like this
Just clocked out after a long day. Show some fun memes hsg!
Shai'hulud.
>>151280631Homestuck?
>>151280544
Google shows unreleased silhouettes of homestuck plushies on the makeship site. Seems we're getting Rose+Kanaya and Eridan+Feferi drops
>>151280799I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE ERIDAN PLUSHIE
>>151280799I need to have sex with the eridan plushie I mean I need to have sex with the eridan plushie I mean I need to
>>151280799>Eridan plushieBut I don't wanna support HICU/FRS
>>151280882Why not.
>>151280799the a8solute stat of /hsg/ when everyone is thristin6 over Eridan plushie 8ut dear, sweat feferi 6ets no love
>>151280917Miles and Haven there aren't the greatest people ever when it comes to writing. They love Davekat a lot and villainize John and Jade.
>>151280950Nice opinion, did davekat-sucks pick it out for you.
>>151280950>villainize john Nta. I'm unfamiliar where did that happen?
https://file.garden/ZXENUjtcLzaPWMyp/junicedream.png
>>151280990>I hang suspended in the middle of paradox space.>Im cold to the touch and my mind races with the screams of thousands who died due to my inability to save.>Just as the dream demon warned me — The moons were doomed from the very start, and the breath of life has been stripped from its very core.>I must guide the session anew and ensure their safety.>The Angels who keep the incipisphere turning look after me as I complete my mission... They prevent stagnation within this space that would bring about a rot to our new world.>I bathe in the glorious light of Sheol, he will watch over us all and bring about judgement to those who wrong us.>Although harm may come our way by hands of the unrighteous, he will smite them in his divinity and compensate us gloriously.>Our suffering will not be in vain.>I trust in you Sheol, though I fear for my life with you near.Prisounebound server found the hidden Junice dream panel
>>151280977In a deleted Twtich stream where they said that John would be passively towards Rosemary if he was around on the meteor.
>>151281046I cant believe theyd so violently slander the real person known as John Egbert. And in such a prominent platform as a deleted twitch VOD! I can't even...
>>151271555Rapier>katanaUsually unless you really fuck up.But like from like both using longsword and working off the fundamentals?No idea...
>>151280990The meat man is very ugly. Prolly smells too
>>151280799wake me up when they have terezi
new kanaya cuckoldry in the 'cord
>>151281426post screenshot
I HATE THIEVES
>>151281491me when I see vriska and that fish les8ian
>>151281491>t. Lord Caliborn English
>>151281443NTA, but here you go. Featuring a fantroll from OuroboroSalvation, Luxlux Mystax
>>151281929
>>151281947
>>151281975
>>151281929art in frame is by tridesert. Hussie removed Trideserts watermark
>>151281995And last one. Cucknaya is confirmed canon no matter what universe. I'm sorry, Rosemary fans.>>151281996Can they report for art theft and not crediting?
>>151281975>>151281995>>151282016holy 8ased. She's not even mad or anythin6 she's just sittin6 there, 8lushin6 like the SLUT she is. Poor Kanaya
should I post my aranea in this thread or should I wait until the other one
>>151282024>Can't get with Vriska since she is lesbians with the blind bitch>Wife becomes a whore for either her brother or dog dick>Karkat is fucking with the fuchsia queen>Eridan is dead cause she killed himWhat's left for Kanaya at this point?
>>151281929From the original by Tridesert
>>151282086Its still there its just washed out
>>151282030next one fo sho
>>151282083a random carapacian I 6uess
>>151282094its also drawn over with words and with no credit
>>151282083why are you mentioning eridan like hes a viable option for her
>>151282083spawn camping June Egbert
>>151282113What other troll interactions does Kanaya have outside of Karkat and Vriska? You tell me.
>>151282113Hsg is incredibly delusional when it comes to Eridan, they ship him with Roxy of all people.
>>151275648It means dem Strilonde kids ain't right
>>151275648she wants the Dirk AND Dave dick. Horny slut
>>151282264Are all Light Players major sluts?
>>151282316unironically yes
>>151281010I knew it, PB came pre-scratched
>>151282141She could have fixed him.
>>151282346no, 8ut they could've made each other worse
>>151272418I'm 90% sure homestuck was a roundabout very complex way for him to find women who fit his exact taste via making the "god's favorite" who always wins that exact kinda girl AND IT FUCKING WORKED. he was based for it. There are many vriska enjoyers and spiderfuckers and hussie is the greatest amongst us.
>>151282346She would have no inclination to he was an annoying asshole.
>>151282344>Beta Ellith was closer to her concept art>Beta Mallum was also a jerk
>>151282380That seems to work universallyThat guy who did Helltaker did it just to see babes wearing dress suits
>>151280455I BELIEVE IN YOU ARENEA FAG YOU CAN DO IT
Migrate:>>151282525>>151282525>>151282525
>>151281046passively what?
>>151282631*passively homophobic
>>151282640thank you for the clarification.
>>151282346She did.
>>151277737hey sburbtards and classpectfags are two different groups
>>151278753I love the idea of her reading Beyond Canon, but making it Vrisrezi and lampshading them meeting being builtup? The number of times the BC team has lampshaded their own writing decisions just makes it feel like they themselves know its shit.
>>151280882just buy the walmart knockoff that gets made a month later
