>does absolutely nothing
>>151307356He is just an innocent kid, what should he do?
>>151307368Isn’t he over 4000 years old and was a grown man when he was dis-abled?
>>151307356Is Zestial Cain then? Is that gonna be a big twist that ultimately goes nowhere?
>>151307501The actual good people in heaven are baby brained now due to years of living in auto win easy mode. They're retards.
>>151307529Hell is run by actually good considerate peopleHeaven is run by actually bad inconsiderate people
Here's my theory>People in heaven are retarded, fat and lazy because they're constantly eating sugar and getting everything they ask for without trying, including Adam>Peter brainwashes everyone at the entrance so they'll enjoy heaven and won't miss their families>Peter feels guilty that he's doing this, so he erases his memory every night, kinda like McGucket or whatever his name is from Gravity falls. And because so many people enter heaven, he can't remember every single one, so he initially believed Pentious was allowed to enter by him>Since Pentious didn't pass through the entrance and just teleported in Heaven, he never got brainwashed, that's why he hates Heaven>Peter can't brainwash him because Emily is with him at all times>Angels (this includes fallen ones or anyone with angel blood) are philosophical zombies who react to the World around them without having a mind of their own>They're all like robots/AIs. Sera, Emily, Lucifer (even Charlie) etc have been programmed to be nice and accommodating and only the Speaker of God can change their system prompt. Which is why they agreed to the gift baskets, because they can't know better, why Lucifer can't hurt anyone (because his system prompt tells him not to, there's no external force that's preventing him) and why Charlie keeps being stupid and Vaggie has to snap her out of it>Charlie is partially an angel/demon and partially a human, so she still has some free will and she can become like Connor from Detroit Become Human at the end of the series and disobey the system prompt>Lilith eventually became aware of the fact her husband and daughter have no minds of their own, that's why she left. She couldn't bear it>Vaggie, Lute and the other exterminators are also AIs, but they're more strategic and intelligent because they were made for war. It's like comparing an AI that programs for you and does tasks VS another one that you can roleplay with, obviously the first one will be more efficient
>>151307922>Everyone in hell is stupid this season because Vox has brainwashed them, including the cameraman. This will be revealed at the end, where he will break the 4th wall and speak directly to the viewers. Alastor is immune to this due to the nature of his contract and the fact that he does some weird Voodoo shit>Alastor is part of both the Christian hell the show is based on and some other Pagan hell; his body is at 2 places at the same time and the shadow is the man in the middle. That's why his shadow still has some power; it harvests it from the other hell>Velvette is also aware of Vox's manipulation (Val isn't) due to the fact she also does Voodoo and that's why she's Alastor's bestie this seasonAnd inb4 that's not how AIs work REEE, I don't care. Someone who's more proficient in this topic can expand on my ideas
>>151307526>Carmilla supplied the weapons that killed Adam>Sera would reveal this to Abel to make him into a beastIt will go to very dark spaces.
>>151307368i mean he is the leader of the exorcists now
>>151307356I want Adam to top him.
>>151309730You're sick.
>>151309740I agreeFather x son stuff is grossHis mother eve should be the one pegging him
>>151307922Heaven is basically a retirement home
>>151309818Except for Adam. Adam is buried in issues and war.
>>151307356And yet, is awesome.
>>151309950Emily...
>>151307356It’s okay, he’ll definitely do something when he gets corrupt by Val and turned into a desperate needy degenerate drug and sex addict whore when Vox succeeds at taking over Heaven
>>151309950>>151310832>It’s okay, Abel! Even if all of the internetz thinks you’re a “useless fat oaf” who should “choke on daddy Adam’s cock”, you’re still awesome to me!>Why don’t we go and watch those Christmas movies that you love? I’ll bring the taffy!
>>151311484based and angelpilled
>>151311484>>151311522>I must kill them… wash their blood in my hands.
>>151307356Why do Adam and Abel look so tired?
>>151307501Over 9000 years
>>151311551>Hmm… is taffy not enough to make it better? Maybe some chocolates, plushies, and a big slumber party?>Or maybe, I should try what that Moth guy was on about?
>>151311641They are severely depressed men that always pretend to be feeling a lot better than they really do. With the difference being, Adam acts a little more mean and Abel acts softer. But Abel ultimately is very angry and depressed when he got the job, and Gravity shows the parts of him he’s hiding away slipping. Abel and Lute are shockingly on the same page. And Lute doesn’t know it.
>>151311484Emily should pity fuck abel
>>151311701>They killed my dad and celebrated it.
>>151307356Most pointless character in the show.
>>151311704>>151311749I never gave Abel much thought, but if they develop this into an actual decently written arc he might become a favorite
>>151311832He is… and it’s going to be really messed up in season 3. He’ll go after the holders of the angel weapons for supplying Charlie with them.
>>151311870I haven't been up to date on recent leaks, is this true? I would love to see (if there is), kind anon.
>>151311921It’s not in a leak, but it’s implied that Carmilla’s deals with Charlie and Vox makes her a target for Heaven to eliminate, which is a problem for Zestial. Aka… Cain. Or least makes too much sense to be Cain.Abel knows he can’t kill Cain because of the curse, but he can instead go after those girls instead.
>>151311749>W-Well, yes... But! If Sir Pentious can see the error of his ways, maybe that lobotomized Pearl Harbor bomber girl can too? It starts with sorry!!
>>151311991>If I don’t do anything, I will lose you too.
>>151311709>Hey, that's what Molly's nice brother told me to do!>I'dunno what that is, but I'll do anything to help one of my friends?>Can you teach me what this 'pity fuck' is, Anon?
>>151312040>Lucifer took his mom>Charlie took his dadThis is a bad omen. It’s no wonder he watched gravity from start to finish. He hates the Mourningstars.
When will Lute corrupt Abel to be more like his dad?
>>151312048>Emily's dumptruck ass gets stuck in the portal
>>151312184That will be Sera’s job.
>>151307356>besides be sexy
>>151312040>Abel, what are you talking about? Charlie is like, my bestie! The good, misunderstood sinners would never ever try to hurt m-
>>151312188>stuck in the washing machineI love those videos
>>151312248>Oh-Em-Squee!! I love human stuffs!! Pretty please tell me more about these 'washing machine videos', Anon!!! Are they fun?
>>151312040>yo Abel my dude. It’s me, your brother Seth. >you still owe me like 20 Heaven dollars man
>be king of hell>do nothing>treated as a joke every time you show up
>>151312344>I think that dork-uccino what my good Anonfrens call a FRAUD!
>>151307356He looks like he fucks black coded angel women.
Emily belongs to double snake cock
>Emily and Sera are supposed to be black>But they never were humans in the first place to have the usual skin colour change between earth and the afterlife >So they were never black in the first place
>>151312454Lute is also not white.
>>151312473all exorcists are latina women apparently Adam loves spicy latinas ayyy carumba
>>151312511Or Eve was one.
>>151312473What a smart way to make representation without representation Viv is a genius
>>151312528She was sadly missing that Florida representation.
>>151312538Val is the greatest FL rep, lots of rape happens in this shithole
>>151311484>>151311551>>151311701>>151312040I used to think Abel/Emily was kind of retarded, but I'm slowly coming around
>>151307356I like Abel.
>>151312785>No cares about Lute.>Emily does.>Abel died before he could have a legacy because of Cain. Misses his mom and now dad.>Sera will use her position to portray her narrative to control Lute and Abel. Make them worse.>Emily will look into the past and find the truth.
Abel rhymes with EVIL
>>151313866This is like the opposite of Adam.Adam has hidden screens of him being a lot sadder and loving underneath.Abel has moments of him actually being there for his bloodlust because he’s mega pissed.
>>151313866this is a powerfell message
>>151307356Does nothing all season except sperg.
>>151307356Understand him, he needs Emily to sit on his face to have a reason to defend Heaven.
>>151313990No. It’s the other way around.
>>151307356>Reddit finds pattern
>>151314198I want Abel's morbidly obese rump on my face
>>151314233Babies first theory! Next groundbreaking reddit theory: Husk and Angel.... might get together1!!!!1!
>>151314477Who else said this about Abel?
>>151314495I just think it's stupid
>>151314512Stupid is the rule of Vivziepop.
>>151313973>give Lute an entire episode right at the start wherein she explicitly loses her mind and decides to go postal, frothing and panting to herself like an animal>Lute proceeds to stand around and do nothing for the rest of the season so the big bad could be some goofy-looking TV that only gets anywhere off of the rest of the cast being completely braindead This season is awful on a pretty basic level, Gravity being placed where it is actively cheapens both Lute and Vox's presence. You don't give someone a villain song in a season where they don't fucking do anything.And before anyone fucking says "b-but Stayed Gone was in S1," Stayed Gone didn't establish Vox as a serious threat. It established the Vees as a recurring problem for the Hotel, and introduced Pentious into the main cast; hearing a song about some twinky fuck getting dogwalked by Alastor and thinking "that guy's gonna be the S2 big bad!!" is completely delusional. The Vees are about as threatening as Team Rocket, they always have been; this whole season is a B-plot with too much screentime. This is what happens when you actually make a spinoff based off the lovable scrimblos with five minutes of screentime.
>>151307356I'm a little confused about the alleged timeline of this show.See, in the Bibble Cain murders Abel before Adam fathers Seth, and he lived to be 930 years old which means there were likely 45 generations of humans when he died. Yet the show claims Adam was the first human to ascend to Heaven and Abel was alongside him. So what do we make of this?
>>151314626>Lute relaxing her anger after a huge breakdown episode shouldn’t be allowed.You do realize that Sera’s song is also in this that makes episode 5 relevant.Lute sees War is inevitable.Sera is quickly not caring about the fact a single sinner is saved when the majority of them are monsters. She will push the button.
>>151314626This season has been fun and I like TV Hitler. It’s obvious Viv and the writers don’t take the plot seriously so neither am I at this point
>>151315253this is definitely the correct way to watch the show, though in this case I can't help but agree with that anon's frustrations. Gravity's early reveal had me legitimately hyped for at least a strong Villain subplot for Lute, so seeing that get backburnered is lame even if the stuff we're getting with Vox is still very fun
>>151307356>nothing but eat
>>151314377>>151311709>>151311438Eep!
>>151312188Emily no! put down the churros already, Emily! those portals can only fit so much!
>>151314709>So what do we make of this?That Viv, like most people, has surface level knowledge of the bible, the figures in it and what happened to them, picked and chose from that already limited pool and limited it even further to suit her whim for the show
>>151307529So this?
>>151307356He did a couple things wrong actually.
>>151312122What about Moon and Stars?
>>151315281Gravity isn’t Lute-only. Abel watched the entire thing from start to finish because he’s thinking the exact same way.
>>151307922My theory is that the show is stupid and made by stupid people for stupid people.
>>151315568Emily has to watch her figure to fit, but Abel doesn’t? Unfair!
>>151319820Angelic double standards are a thing, but in Adam and Abel's defense they're a lot more bowling pin shaped so they go right through portals no problem.Emily's ass is just getting so fat it's jamming them up.
>>151320317Is Adam even fat under his pope outfit?
lute is grooming abel
>>151322122Sexually I hope.
>>151307797its almost like the elites of a nation are a complete contradiction of an average people of said nation
>>151320345He is chubby, but all the mega obese scenes are for comedic purposes It's just the fans having bad taste
>>151322669Nah, he is fat
>>151322122>Lute takes care of bad units of Exorcists, essentially daughters.>Abel misses mommy and daddy, and wants to do the whole revenge thing. But only Lute can fulfill those things.More like instinctive mother and son.
>>151323501That’s not the kind of fat they’re talking about.
>Emily wants to help Lute and Abel. And will pay attention to them, and vice-versa.>Sera ignores them. Sera isn’t speaking with Emily about anything.
>>151311709If I was in vivzie heaven and they told me I couldn't have sex id demand to be sent to hell. It's not heaven if there's no pussy. It's a lie. Pic unrel
