Just when you think Spider-Man can't get any worse marvel proves otherwise. So tell me how hard are you spider fags seething over this now.
idc
>>151308497How does that make it worse?
>>151308497>it's not even Miles fucking MayHonestly pretty low quality ragebait.
Who the fuck cares about Aunt May’ love life that nigga is gonna be dead in a few issues
>>151308551Here is the funny part compared to gwen's affair with norman it does look may worse. you see spencer retcon of that clears gwen of any wrongdoings. Oh there was that black guy as her boyfriend in her own series but since that did not happen in the main series they can simply say that is non-canon. Besides it happened before she meet peter. But when it comes to there is no way around since it does happen in the main book the same goes for MJ leaving peter for Paul neither of which will be ever retconed for sure.
>>151308561Aunt May will out live us all.
>>151308497Uncle Ben is rolling in his grave
>>151308497>Peter...
>>151310075>Peter if you love me you'll get that spade
>>151310075>please tell me the man that shot me wasnt white...
>>151308497Switched one Uncle Ben for another
>>151308497Who would've played this guy if Aunt Tomei was still around?
>>151310240Goddammit.
>>151310163>And that cheating coal burner too!
>>151310261
>>151310261https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170968/?ref_=mv_close
>>151308497>Aunt May gets railed in all holes by Doc OctopusThis is fine>Aunt May gets a black boyfriend in a long line of boyfriends since Ben diedTHIS IS A TRAVESTYYou're priorities are weird and freakish
>>151310163>>151310292This is /co/.
>>151310211>I think he might have been... he was Italian, Uncle Ben.
>>151308497Holy kek
>>151308497They make a cute couple
>>151308497>spider fagsWho? Do you mean the collectors still propping up the industry?The only people that would give a shit are people involved in the "culture war". The last time something other than manga was being read by under-30s was like when the MCU launched.
>>151308497Good time as any to abandon Spider-Man forever, no?
>>151309205He didn't say May, he was talking about the new boyfriendMay has the goddamn death vagina, she's got a string of dead suitors and husbands that honestly should garner police attention
>>151308497This doesn't matter at all.
>>151308497I think it's a bigger problem that Aunt May is still alive than her having a relationship with a black guy but that's just me
Sorry you had to find out this way.Your sweet old grandma is getting piped when you're not around
50 years old and still bitchless, childless and overweight, Tom Cuckvoort.
>>151308497Poor Ben can't catch a break
>>151314974Counterpoint: muh status quo, muhfugguh. Muh status quo.
>>151314974I think her being alive and a whore are both bad
>>151308497I love this.May is out there living her best life after Uncle Ben and Jonah Jameson Senior failed to sexually satisfy her.
>>151308497Ourguy Ricardo Villanueva is giving May the Big D.Meanwhile Peter is lost in space and clone Ben Reilly is ghosting her.
>>151308497Peter sold his marriage and future child so his aunt could have her own bull. What a great guy.
>>151308497Really, I hate all May romances in general. They always end up sicking.
>>151308497that's because after Ben's death the only dick that could rival his sheer size and girth was this one
>>151317177Then what about when Dock Ock was fucking her?Or when J. Jonah Jameson’s father was fucking her?
>>151308497Every woman Spidey has lved has fucked a black guy
Aunt May to Ricardo
>>151317232Not true.Silk hasn’t fucked a black guy yet.
Built for British Broadcasting Channel
>>151317296Silk was a pump and dump, purely animalistic feelings and not an ounce of love
>>151311190Streisand Effect, bitch.
OP is a projecting faggot.
Finally May has a big cock to stretch her out and leave her satisfied so she sleeps better at night and not even thinking about Peter.
>>151317389The Golden Bachelorette
>>151310261Isaiah Washington
>>151308497Look at her chin that's a skrull, besmirching the good name of may parker.Fuck the pol shit who actually cares who an elderly woman is fucking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNGsjImFHPc
>>151318055GILF for FEAST.More like FEASTING on black cock
I have had enough of this old scallywagI dont care about undoing omdOff this prune from 616 for good Theres one spot for old supporting character and it should go to jjj
>>151317280why does that wheatcake look suspiciously like a slice of brie
>>151318651Don’t forget that Ricardo has an adult son too. Who we need to see May interact with.
>>151317336>>this whole time May was making wheatcakes to create PAWGs, including herself
>>151317208Those were both TWPs
>>151308497It doesn't;t matter, especially once everyone is past a certain age. Their race is run.
Why does it feel like May goes through boyfriends like popcorn?
>>151317296>>yet
>>151308497No one wants Aunt May so it doesn't matter.
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>>151318721Dat ass
>>151308497Damn, I thought was about Mayday Parker for a second.
>>151308497>first Gwenschizo complained about Ultimate Felicia being half black>now he whines about thisWhat the hell is Gwenschizo’s problem with black people
>>151320729Maybe he’s gay?
>>151308497Seethe??More like…rejoice!
>>151308497GILF
>>151308497>Gets shot>Gets saved by the Devil because her son sold his marriage >Gets skewered by the Ancient One Eye of IdidendonuffinSPIDER SENSE TINGLING
>>151310240Absolutely underrated
>>151314201That’s been the case for 17 years
they can reboot and make her and uncle ben mid 20s. He gets shot, she gets lonely. Peter Begins to resent her for the train of men she brings into the thier lives
>>151320729I'm starting to think OP is someone at Marvel editorial desperate for attention, like he's trying to goad fans into being outraged but doesn't understand that no one really cares about this other than non-reader shills and other employees at Marvel
>>151308497Do nigger cocks have like magic powers or something I simply don't understand Americans' psychological nessecity to consume darkie penis
>>151321363Kind of I always had thing for gangbangs and DP and as we all know DP is the gayest thing when it comes to sex.
>>151322781Lets say one these clowns beats May half to death, would Peters faggy morality kick in "Hey you need to do better, ok?" *Hugs him*
Aunt May and Peter should fuck. He gave up his wife for her, so why not take the relationship further? It's not like she can shoot incest babies out of those dusty flaps.
>>151308497Aunt May is a shining example to young girls like Silk, Ghost-Spider, Araná and Spider-Girl to get some big black vitamin D inside of them.
