https://youtu.be/QKYFfYLe5rs?si=WbMHYghZDKS_UjvD
Rock is only doing this because Black Adam flopped.
>>151318968>it’s been 10 years since the original
It's way too soon for this bullshit.
>>151318968>no Auli'i Cravalho>not watching
>>151318968>let's do an entire live action remake of an entire animated film we only released 9 years ago, the sequel to which came out quite literally just last year.....................um, why?
>>151319257Because I need to fix my ego I MEAN BECAUSE GOOSE BUMPS AND I MUST NEVER LOSE WE MAKE MOMENTS TRUST THE ROCK #NATTY
>>151319150>>Pretty bisexual big breasted sexy young Hawaiian who voices the title character.>>Disney doesn’t use her. WHAT THE FUCK
>>151319059>Rock is only doing this because Black Adam flopped.That film like 5 years old, people have moved on.Disney is only doing this cause, Moana is their most newest IP so they're just riding on the success of it popularity while they can.
>>151318968They kinda ran out of Disney Renaissance movies to remake, uh? Hercules, Hunchback and Pocahontas could give them some sort of backlash and they're afraid of that I guess Tarzan is a legal headache for them and most people forgot Rescuers Down Under was even a thing
>>151319257Because Disney is creativly bankrupt. Havent you been paying attentiom for the last 20 years?
>>151318968Genuine question, do kids even like watching these shitty live action remakes? or do their normie millennial parents just force them to go to the theaters with them? Animation is far more appealing to children, when I was a kid I liked animated stuff a lot more than live action and the animated films I watched around then stick in my head a lot more than the live action ones. I cant see any kid liking this shit.
>>151319372Hercules is actually in pre-production with Ariana Grande set to play Megara
>>151319295Do you think the Rock pissed in bottles on set this time or did he just go in the ocean of the beach they were filming at?
>>151319486Didn’t they also say in a news article that film was gonna have "TikTok influence" in it? I can only imagine the cancer that’s gonna be.
>>151319486fake news
>>151318968This fucking sucks but obviously it'll make much, MUCH more money than the original because it's live-action and not animated, and if it's live-action it must be a super cereal take on the kids film
>>151319526>replace the 90's popular culture gags with 2020's popular culture gags and slangOH GOD Hades is gonna get butchered so HARD
>>151319310It's because when she voices Moana back in 2016 she was a only 15, still a teenager, just like Moana like meant to be portrait as. She's now 24, so she can't be called a teen anymore or play one. Even if she was in that Mean Girls remake last year and still done voice Moana in Disney related things and voice Hailey Banks.And she's still young, but still, Moana was a teen in the animated version so, she needs to be play by a teen in live action.
>>151319526>Hercules Liveaction Remake>With Zoomer humorfuck meand I love the original movie
Moana might honestly be the most slop Disney IP in existence and that is saying a LOT
>>151319742Imagine Hades acting like Jared Leto Joker
>>151319319>his career ended, like, five years ago manHis career is dead. That tends to be a long term condition.
>>151319742>Non-zero chance of hearing Skibidi or Rizz in ancient greece settingSomeone please pull the plug already, I want off this clown world simulation.
>>151319774Bullshit. She could have still played the character.
I'm so fucking tired.
Disney got a Morphling redesign before Dota did.
>>151319981Looks more like the tentacles from that particular Genshin Impact porn animation. Or so I hear.
If Moana is getting liveactionDoes that mean Raya is also on the list?
>>151318968This looks AI generated to me even though it's on Disney's official channel. Also we have reached the peak clown stupidity that I predicted with Disney remakes, where live action remakes and the original animated versions are running new movies more or less in parallel with each other. Moana 2 just came out and we already have a live action remake of Moana 1.I predict that the live action Frozen remake will come out 1 or 2 years before Frozen 3. I am dead fucking serious.
>>151318968and it will make 300 billion dollars.
>>151318968Oh boy another hot flop incoming why doesn't disney learn
>>151320055Moana was a success. So no.
>>151320055Do you, and I question this heavily, do you really want to see a Realistic CGI version of Sisu?
>>151319257Because normies hate animation and think it's only for little kids so they gravitate towards live-action for being more ""grown up"" and ""realistic"".Why else would Lion King 2019 earn nearly two billion dollars despite it mostly being a soulless shot-for-shot remake of the original?
>>151318968>legit thought this was AI generated image for a shitpost OP>tfw it's legitimately a real thing Disney is doing
>>151320120Pretty much none of their live action remakes has flopped. Even the dog shit Lilo and Stitch made just over one billion.
>>151320120No anon.The true horror is that this is working, not that disney is even doing this at all.
Makes sense honestly. My Alpha Gen cousins love Moana, for some reason.And if kids love something, the parents will come too to watch it.
>>151320412This is what 2 BILLION DOLLARS AT THE BOX OFFICE looks like
>>151319454Apparently,with how much HTTYD and Lilo&Stitch got.
How much do you wanna bet Tamatoa is gonna be in this as a little blue crab that gets eaten by Maui?
>>151319643Nope it’s real
>>151318968schaffrillas isn't gonna like this
>>151320523Seeing this image just remind me of Schaffrillas Productions, how's he going to react to this? Dude built his how existence around Tamatoa.
>>151319088>>151319257Because the Rock wants to play Maui in live action and excessive roid use will render him near-immobile in ~5 years.
>>151320218>Because normies hate animationThen why did they watch the original
>>151320647That day can’t come soon enough
>>151318968They didn't give her shoes, thank fuck
>>151320663Their KIDS watched the originalNow those kids will return to watch the remake
>>151319257>um, why?Aside from Disney just being creatively bankrupt for decades now? It's because they need money. Star Wars costs them more money than it brings in, Marvel Studios hasn't had a successful film since Endgame that wasn't Spider-Man or Deadpool, park attendance is the lowest its ever been, their current writing room diversity hires literally can't write themselves out of a wet paper bag so any original production is doomed to failure, and the Disney+ service is hemorrhaging cash like a stuck pig.Doing a live-action remake is the most low effort thing they can do to potentially bring in some revenue, so that's what they're going to do. Expect a live-action Wish remake within the next few years.
>>151319454live action is way easier to pump out than animation
>the only Disney movie that should be getting a remake
>>151320975Infeel like they'd make the boy a bitch and the girl a girl boss.
>live action>90% of the trailer is clearly shot on a green screen in a backlot and looks like dogshit
>>151319486>>151319526Only redeeming quality would be if they get James Woods to reprise Hades
>>151321002it looks like real life so it is live action, according to disney's marketing team
>>151319486They're going to play up the greeks were gay meme aren't they
>>151318968>>151320055This basically sum up the whole reason why this film exists.https://youtube.com/shorts/V6L24MHdEm0?si=ja8omlWP-QRykgjW
>>151318968>The same fucking movie AGAIN holy shit movies are fucking dead
>>151319088We're like 3-4 years out from live-action Wish.
>live action Moana>she’s wearing shoesWhy?
>>151318968It's all so tiresome
>>151320218>Lion King 2019That was a CGI remake of a Disney classic. There's 'some' value to it (I didn't even watch it tho).But this one is too similar to the CGI one. Pause that trailer near the coconut guys, you can't even tell if that's the original or the new one, with how similar they look. Just re-release the original if they wanted more money out of it.The Juice needing to launder money, that's the only reason I can think of for making this thing.
>>151318968>"It's the same movie you loved 10 years ago, except bad!"
>>151320273>Pretty much none of their live action remakes has flopped.Literally every single LA film EXCEPT Lilo and Stitch has bombed since 2019, and in the case of Mufasa, did significantly worse than its predecessor.
>>151321152He’s a Republican.Casting him would be like advertising the movie as a hate crime.
>>151322625sucks since he'd unironically do it for free
>main animation studio hasn’t made a good film since Moana, only making shit originals like Raya and Wish or dogshit sequels>Pixar is in a similar situation where they’re making pointless sequels and 3D beanmouth Grubhub shit>fucking up Star Wars and the MCU for 10 years now>shitting out live-action remakes for a quick buck that they advertise more than their original shitDisney’s clearly experiencing yet another rough patch in their history currently, will the next CEO that succeeds Iger when he steps down next year fix the damage?
>>151320523Oh RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, the Rock CAN'T look like a bitch at all
>>151320523MAUINOW IT'S TIME TO SODOMIZE YOURHINEY
>>151319257Well for Moana specifically its is surprisingly proven to be one of their more evergreen titles. Not only with the first movie being a success, but data showing that out of all their films Moana apparently has gotten the most views out of their entire film catalogue, and despite the sequel being dogwater in quality that shit made bank too. People really like this bitch, probably even more then Frozen
So is this the only movie that won't be getting a remake?
>>151320218Which is weird considering how much more accepted animation is now
>>151319486> Ariana GrandeShe looks like a corpse now
>>151323194Ok buddy
>>151321862Yep, despite how untrue it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNAT4ybsz_E
>>151318968>that fucking ptich correctionIf youre going to do these shitty remakes at least get a singer who can handle the songs
>>151320412>It's a mad house! I MAD HOUSE!!!
>>151320975This >>151321001. We should just be happy with the flawed but charming and atmospheric dark fantasy animated film we got. Modern creatives are so much worse than their predecessors, they'd find new and exciting ways to ruin the things you enjoy for money and or social/political clout.
>>151322625YupThey'd make it a point to snub him solely to grandstand and prove what good people they are.
>>151320412So much better! I HATE the medium of animation!
>>151319454Small kids absolutely enjoy the novelty of seeing a cartoon character in a realistic environment. Kids are easily amused in general and will watch both movies without complaints.
>>151323114Most Disney aficionados believe it will be the last one and will have major rewrites from the source material. Including a Native American as the male love interest.
>>151323614Really. I'm a Disney Aficianado and I've never heard anyone say that.
>>151323651Don't listen to that anon, its a TimeWarner expression
>>151323797I see.
>>151320799>park attendance is the lowest its ever beenAnd yet, since they added tiers to their visitors their revenue is skyrocketing. They need less people every year and make more money. That is the only thing that keeps making money to Disney. Which is very ironic considering they took a hit in the coff because of them.
>>151319499That is a muscle suit, right?Even in his best years, the Rock never had those dorsals.
>>151319774>Moana was a teen in the animated version so, she needs to be play by a teen in live action.That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Adults have been playing teen characters for decades.
>>151320975>>151323477That movie is pretty mediocre and barely has anything original or interesting on it. It's a contrarian test.
lol
>>151319257Because goycattle will come out in droves to watch it.
>>151324946I remember when live action remakes were created as a way to see how the story could play out in a grounded and realistic world. Pic related had a much different tone compared to the animated version before it; there were no talking animals or sing-along songs or cartoon antics, everything was grounded in reality, and that's what makes it worthy of existing alongside the animated version.If you're just going to use CGI to make the exact same cartoon with some live actors injected into it, what's the fucking point? That CGI chicken is a perfect demonstration of everything wrong with Disney's currently running attempts at live action remakes.
>>151320412>>151324946Body horror looking cock.
>>151322846Does this mean the Diarrhea Era is almost over? :D
>>151323114>>151323614>>151323651>>151323797>>151323808lol
>>151322455There's definitely less value in 2019 Lion King than the live action Jungle Book film, if youve actually watched both
>>151325100>>151324946They should have pulled a Cinderella and changed the story a lot. Fuck it give me Pirates of the Caribbean with Moana, and turn the Rock into Barbossa or Davy Jones.
>>151324946>>151320412>>151318968Moana live action looks like garbage. That living water looks like a giant AI CGI tongue. Hei Hei looks like a demon spawn from hell.It's a live action movie. Or at least it's supposed to be. But everything about it has that Disney CGI plasticky look. The water, trees, jungle, and village all look plasticky. Couldn't they just use more real life locations from Hawaii and various Pacific Islands? Or even find some other islands in the Caribbean that work? Why even have Hei-Hei the chicken. He didn't even do anything in the original movie. Neither did the pig or the living water. None of the side-kicks are important to the movie- I'd rather just write them out instead of putting awful CGI clone characters in. Maybe get a real life dog to make as Moana's sidekick. The Polynesians had dogs- although all breeds are extinct now. Maybe get Moana's little sister who stows away on the raft.
>>151327458It is kind of funny how much cgi is in live action movies
>>151319257Disney live action remakes exist so Latin American parents can get their kids to shut the hell up for a couple of hours, and that's why they keep breaking box office records.
>>151321692No they need to cast Jack Nicholson before his time is up.
>>151320273If people are going to be retarded and watch these movies, I guess we do deserve them.
>>151320273>what is Snow White
Why is loli Moana wearing a shirt
>>151320273Little Mermaid at best washed its face. That's a disaster for one of the most loved renaissance films.
>>151321002Don't be silly. It's shot on the Volume, which is even worse as shit is a lot harder to fix.
Okay, here is a genuine question. Disney is doing the Live action shit because is one of the few easy ways to do a quick buck from a IP people already recognize they have left. Even sequels now can bomb because they can't keep making more pixar sequels and is just the same story told again but this time visually worse.But what they will do when they run out of their successful movies to make live action remakes? They are literally doing remakes of movies not even one decade old. what they have left? Wreck-It Ralph? frozen? They are running out of movies to remake, what is going to be next?
>>151330023Sequels to the successful live action films.In all honesty, Disney is kinda fucked long term and there doesn't seem to be a Lasseter to fix them. Pixar are being left behind by Dreamworks, Sony and even Illumination, Disney Animation is in need of a princess movie that becomes popular (Penelope was rumoured to be their next one but it didn't show up at D23) and they've lost a lot of the male audience (hence that panicky leak about them needing to pivot).
>>151318968Who asked for this?
>>151330194Moana was stupidly popular and the shitty TV series turned movie printed money.Everyone is assuming this'll make loads but they assumed the same for The Little Mermaid too.
>>151327458>None of the side-kicks are important to the movie- I'd rather just write them out instead of putting awful CGI clone characters in.This is definitely what they should have done. Ground everything into reality and try to answer the question "What if Moana was REAL?" For example, you can still have the theme of the ocean being a guiding force, just do it without turning the ocean into a fucking CGI sock puppet. Moana might throw something into the ocean and it washes back to her, but you keep it sort of mysterious and vague instead of turning the ocean into a hand that literally picks up the object and drops it on her.
>>151319257Soon as The Rock was revealed as a producer, I knew this whole film's existing so soon was because it was his vanity project. NO ONE'S allowed to play Live-Action Maui but HIM.
>>151320587He will overreact at how uninspired and corporate the remake will be, as is the template of Youtube review content
Dwayne Johnson vanity project with zero integrity.Please do not see this movie no matter how cute the 3dpd is
>>151319088I said this during Lilo and Stitch. At least Kim Possible got a tv movie. They're just skipping over everything else from that period. Can't a nigga get a Hunkules movie??
>>151320218what year are you living in, 1998? most adults these days grew up during the Disney Renaissance and are all man/womanchildren who have season pass tickets to Didney Worl despite being childless. They do not give a FUCK if a movie is animated, if anything they prefer it. These live-action movies are for China. Which, by the way, is where most of the Lion King remake's box office returns came from.
>>151319879that'd be Frozen.
>>151321001Eilonwy was already a Manic Pixie Dreamgirl which was basically the 80s equivalent to a girlboss.
>>151327514it's like capeshit, they're vanity projects for the actors whose brand image is tied to their face. a cartoon means they can't advertise their face. They don't care if literally every other prop and character in the scene is CGI and greenscreen, as long as the main actor shows off their IRL face.
Tamatoa gets into a car accident killing everyone else aboard
>>151331518>Which was the style at the time!
>>151319454Lilo and Stich made over billion dollars. Doesn't matter who watch them, as long as it prints money.
>>151318968I just know that the movie is going to be bad but people, especially the Disney adults, are gonna eat it up
>>151331942did it make a billion dollars? or did Disney buy out a billion dollars' worth of theatre seats so they could lie to their debt collectors? (something they and many other film studios have been caught doing before)
>>151331965>or did Disney buy out a billion dollars' worth of theatre seats so they could lie to their debt collectors?OMG, do we still believe this grifter bs? So how many time was Kathleen Kennedy fired from LucasFilm this year? At least once a month according to Nerdrotic and friends?
>>151322846I can't tell how much of Disney's abysmal output recently rests on the shoulders of their current writing staff, or the executives. I mean it's definitely both, but even if they were given carte blanche to make whatever they wanted, I'm not sure their writers could make a good story at this point.
>>151323991The neckline and chest are two completely different skintones.
SOUL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PbWhWGUrY SOULLESS: >>151318968
>>151332070The problem is that Disneys not giving the writers and others the time to make good or decent stories, they’re rushing this shit out now so they can be pumped out yearly, effort requires time, based on some behind the scenes details it seems this trend of rushing out films started with Frozen 2.
>>151322133This. Let me know when Tangled gets a live action movie. I'll be there number one with the bullet
>>151325100The only good one was 101 Dalmations with Glenn Close as Cruella. Technically Pirates of the Carribean. After that technically you have that one Cinderella with Whoopi Goldberg and a black chick as Cinderella and each movie has gotten shittier than the last.
>>151319486Oh. Okay. Guess I'll just wait for the Christopher Nolan Odyssey movie
>>151332033I know, right? Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic and other crowd are some of the most gulible people out there.
>>151333914>The only good one was 101 Dalmations with Glenn Close as Cruella.Yeah, that one was good, too. It did what a live action remake is supposed to do: portray all the characters as real people and real animals and adapt the cartoon into a more realistic and/or modern scenario. If they made a 101 Dalmations live action remake today, all the dogs would be CGI talking dogs and it would follow the original cartoon beat for beat.
>>151320975It would probably work well as a streaming series, but given the track record for fantasy shows lately I don't think I'd have a lot of hope for it.
>>151322846I didn't even realize how many bad movies Encanto is surrounded by. It's not even like Encanto was perfect, but it was at least decent.Hands down the two worst offenders of the new slump are Wreck it Ralph 2 and Wish, though. The rest are aggressively mediocre, but those two movies in particular feel like they were precision engineered to be hated.
>>151320587He might kill another person.
>>151319454Kids aren't picky, they'll watch anything that's flashy enough. That doesn't excuse parents for being lazy and never bothering giving their kids some good shit once in a blue moon.
>>151325100>implying that flanglet pongo could ever be a kingi shiggy diggy
>>151318968Is this gonna suck?
>>151334554It would incorporate the Cruella movie with Emma Watson and the woke cartoon
I don't understand. Disney literally has 3 or 4 giant theme parks where actors are hired to dress up and recreate scenes from movies in real life. Now I'm no Disney fan but isn't that infinitley more meaningful than a billion dollar movie that no one wants to see? At least when you go to Disneyland and see all the actors recreating "be our guest" you can leave the park and compare how good that version was compared to the last time you were at Disneyland. This is all just a waste of money and its trying to target people who not only have no interest in going to the parks but also only care about the animated movies.Plus as others have said Moana is far too recent to be pulling this shit. I wonder whats next. Inside Out on Ice the movie?
>>151336973Forgot to add on the best thing about going to a live action performance is not only the sincerity of the actors but the "scarcity" of the performance. This is why the Les Miserable and Cats musicals mogg the movie versions
>>151336474More than likely. It's literally a shot or shot retelling.
>>151319257for moana to become a dyke and have a girlfriend
>>151319257Moana 1>Budget $150m>Box office $680mMoana 2>Budget $150m>Box office $1,000m (1bn)This >>151320218Princess/women/brown/progslopIt's not just Win-Win, it's Win-Win-Win
>>151337894Based if true.
>>151338367stupid based even
MoanAI
>>151330023>But what they will do when they run out of their successful movies to make live action remakes? They are literally doing remakes of movies not even one decade old. what they have left? Wreck-It Ralph? frozen? They are running out of movies to remake, what is going to be next?Disney had periods where they didn't produce much good stuff like the Dark Ages and the Post Renaissance age. So they could bounce back and make some new IPs. Or they could just make sequels and prequels to live action movies like they did with Mufasa, and they are going to do with Lilo and Stitch 2. They could have Return of Jafar
>>151318968Lilo and Stitch and Lion King were so successful and I couldn't even bring myself to watch them. I just don't fucking get it. I at least understand the appeal of Maleficent (despite not liking it). But these movies have next to zero value. I don't get it.
>>151318968This is stupid.
>>151340596Did lilo and stich even make money?
>>151341519Yes
>>151341833I hate life then.
>>151330042>>151340383>Or they could just make sequels and prequels to live action movies like they did with Mufasa, and they are going to do with Lilo and Stitch 2. They could have Return of Jafar>Sequels to the successful live action films.That won't work, every single Live-Action sequel has made less than half of the original's box office. Even Mufasa made 800mil, which is still paltry compared to 2019 TLK's 1.6 Billion. If they try to make more sequels to it it's only going to continue the diminishing returns and make even less.
>>151319310>>151319150She was too old A girl her age would have already been pregnant with maybe a child or two already born.By 24 she would have had her own football team of kids
>>151319059You know the Rock was in stuff like Tooth Fairy before this right?
>>151343929Who the fuck cares? The actors you see playing teenagers on the screen are usually 5-10 years older than their characters anyway.
>>151320975They could just adapt the books properly this time.I tried watching this movie and it starts with nothing but boring exposition monologues. How many times does it bear repeating that the Horned King is evil and wants the Dark Cauldron? Truly the yellow paint of storytelling.
>>151320412Could they not afford a real rooster?
