You wake up tomorrow morning as The Juggernaut. How do you proceed?
>>151325600>How do you proceed?Quickly.
I mean, yeah you're unstoppable but now your house is fucked because its fragile and small compared to your size and powers. So what the fuck can you really do? Become a mercenary, celebrity or wrestler?
>>151325600Race war.
>>151325640Like... against mutants?
So now it is impossible to have sex without killing someone. Does being Juggernaut at least increase your penis size? Could get BJs at least. But is your ejaculating unstoppable too?
>>151325600>tasked with causing massive destruction and given unlimited power to do so>don't cause massive destruction and you're still a near invulnerable powerhouseImagine being incentivized to abuse your power and knowing there's literally nothing nobody in the real world could do to stop you. Even the Marvel universe has trouble dealing with him.
>>151325672I've seen some crazy insertion videos on /gif/, the modern woman can handle some scary shit
>>151325733Yeah but he is unstoppable. You try pounding someone, they are turning into a red mist. So could they ride you? Although that might feel like riding a block.
>>151325755Maybe some kind of padding could be used? Cushion the blow
>>151325600Forward
Run for president
>>151325600I'm going to knock down any building i think looks terrible.
>order a escort>she instantly clings onto me, demands we have sex (she doesn't care about the money)>take out my massive Juggernaut cock>splits her open>she dies instantly Oops.
>>151325600Fly out to Eastern Europe and get a job demolishing commieblocks. Worst-case scenario you make the place look a lot prettier, and maybe kill some drug addicts.
Kill Charles
>>151325600OH it's time!
I'm here to cockblock ya charlesyou paralyzed son of a bitch
Save Ellen Page.
>>151325600Pussy destroyer
>>151325600Fap
>>151325600>I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
blast this on my headphones:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdmF8fBB8MAnd never stop.
>>151325600Lay in my bed till it passes I guess, i dont have the money to repair all the damage i'd cause JUST to go downstairs and watch tv.
>>151327511Like this?
>>151325600Forward and anything in my way gets Bitch'd.
>>151325806Considering you're unstoppable, you can't lose!
>>151327488https://juggernautstride.ytmnd.com/I'm so fucking old
I guess if it is waking up in the morning like that, and I haven't fallen through the floor, then I get to discover whether he can poop or not and if a toilet can even sustain the weight.
>>151325679He's like any other powerhouse in comics, as weak or as strong as they need them to be, sadly. He could go toe to toe with Marvel's strongest, or he could get bodied by Wolverine.Just matters who's writing.
>>151325830Fucking based.
>>151328073God I miss YTMND, I lost my login years ago, sadly.
>>151325755>Yeah but he is unstoppableHe can turn his unstoppability field on and off. Also he can still be slowed down even with it up. Also, it's not like he erases anything he moves towards. He just pushes shit out of the way.>Although that might feel like riding a block.It would be very painful.
Scream >Mutie pride world wide!then punch the san andreas fault line until california breaks off into the sea
>Although that might feel like riding a block.Am I in cape comics? Please for the love of god tell me I'm not in cape comics.
>>151325755>Although that might feel like riding a block.Actually his momentum powers don't act on him when he's not moving, so that'd just feel like fucking your average superhuman.Also why he can get trapped in concrete. Something must start the Juggernaut.
>>151328792But he's not a mutant.
>>151328752he had way more wins than losses, and his losses were mostly by means other than losing a straight fighthe was used in a spider-man story simply because he was a villain where "no more holding back" man couldnt win no matter how much he stopped holding backspider-man doesnt even stop him from accomplishing his mission, he gets his hands on madame webb exactly like he said he would, and only failed because he hadnt been told she couldnt survive without her life support machinein an out-of-universe sense, he has the greatest feat of allhe beat spider-man, in his own comic, despite spider-man unleasing 110% of his heroic willpowerhe ended up out of spideys hair out of dumb luck, he walked into wet cement, and that only stopped him for about 2 issues because he was back to fighting colossus within a month
>>151325600Run forward, forever.
>>151328834>doesnt need food, water, or air>invulnerable to almost all harm and can regenerate from any harm that does occur>has the physical capacity to do anything he wantsbeing the juggernaut is the true test of character, because when on has no needs and is has no physical limits, then anything the juggernaut does is because they choose tothey eat because they wanted to, not because it is necessaryand with this god-like ability to do whatever you want, he chose to rob a bankwhy does he even need the money to buy things? he could just have stolen the thing he wanted to buy instead
>>151325873Like yo raincoat BITCH
>>151328073Prof X one weakness.....
>>151328834That would be a good oneshot what if comic. Juggernaut keeps running forever and no one knows why, he just keeps moving. People are baffled, most think he went insane and, not that big of a surprise no one can stop him. So people just live around him and the ages go with him keep running forward. Eventually society collapses and them our star becomes a red giant, the planet becomes dust and he keeps moving foward, after a while the stars themselves go out and time collapses in to eternity, nothing else happens, the universe is dead, but he keeps running.
I'd beat up the Thing
>>151328856>doesnt need food, water, or airYou forgot he doesn't need to sleep either.>has the physical capacity to do anything he wantsIt's not like he can fly or his powers protect him from getting sprayed in the face with opaque glue or something. Sure, he could get his vision back by ripping his own eyes out to regrow them, but that's not going to be quick or painless. And he has no innate pain resistance. He's just durable as fuck. Pretty sure flashbangs fuck him up too. Point is there's plenty of viable methods to stop him from having fun either through disability or pain compliance.
>>151328813Exactly
>>151328921So kinda like Doomsday who only died because of entropy at the end of time?
>>151325600>How do you proceed?In a straight line.
>>151325600Fuck She-Hulk again
>>151328986I knew someone already made something similar to that. Damn it.
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>>151325600Idk
>>151328896STAIRS!
>>151329781I’d vote for him.
I fuck a car.
>>151325600start a job I'm finance.
>>151325600I punch my way to a scientist who can make me into Domino or Psylocke instead. The End.
He can stop running on a dime, right?
>>151328772If so much time has passed, does it even matter if you just make a new account?
>>151329781Mr. Marko, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
>>151325600You wake up tomorrow morning and find this Juggernaut looking at you like that. How do you proceed?
>>151329042I mean, yours would open up a second one shot where there is another big bang kinda event and he is one of the first things in the new universe, perhaps the embodiment of power or something.
>Use my giant fucking fingers to try to call in sick>I can't come in to work today, because I'm The Juggernaut, bitch!
>>151330808Tells you how long I've been OOTL. Didn't realize he'd reopened it years ago haha.
>>151332167No... Girls... ALLOOOOOOOOWED!
>>151328778>It would be very painful.You're a big guy.
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