>Uh...just so I'm not left wondering, you would have gone all the way with me, right?>Mmm hmmm.>Okay...
S11E5
Man, does she have low standards. :-(
>>151325956>>151326637Well, at least she was being honest.
>>151326637fat guys arent fat. only fat women are fat
why do so many women find Homer hot, he's a fat disgusting pig
>>151327120Because he's already well-established at his age, so girls look past his fattness & baldness.
>>151326637Homer is an adventurer that makes more memories and achievements in a single season compared to what the average man makes in an entire lifetime.
>>151327120Some women like fat guys. Some women like dumb guys. Some women like fathers. Most women like guys that have a stable job and a house and car. Yes Homer has a stable job, he just happens to get a random side job every week. And the world revolves around Homer. The one person that tried to fight it died.
>>151327213Yeah even all the way back in the Frank Grimes episode the writers pointed out if you take all of Homers accomplishments in at once he is absolutely absurdly accomplished.He's a former astronaut Grammy winner that routinely hangs out with famous celebrities, has been all around the world , fathered a future President and a future Supreme court justice, saved Springfield from getting blown up by using his crazy high motorcycle skills he just has out of nowhere. https://youtu.be/axHoy0hnQy8?t=52I don't keep up with zombie Simpsons but at almost 800 episodes the amount of things he's done, places he's been, celebrities he's met, etc. is only getting larger.
>>151326401MODS = FAGGOTS
>>151327120He's 6 feet tall.
>>151327026Like every Disney Princess
>>151326637It's not that hard to believe. Their personalities gelled unnaturally well.
>>151326401Much appreciated.
>>151330114>man I can'tstop sucking all these dicks like the huge faggot I amyou're cancer
>>151326637>>151327120he's nice to them and enjoys their interests, which means he's aware of their inner lives now i know a lot of obviously gay-coded guys will aggressively tell you that makes him a simp and that you should listen to them, but honestly, if you do listen to those guys you're pretty much just joining their harem, you dumb bitch, they're farming cock and you're the meat
>>151330114>>151326401same small white penis
>>151325956Poor Homie...
>>151327120He's sincere
>>151330209tf did I just read?
Homer is canonically irresistible to women.
>>151325956It's funnier I'm our dub because Lurleen implied that she would have had anal sex with Homer
>>151332292>willing to let a man destroy your asshole for no reasonTrue love.
>>151332209Why all that detail on her FBI badge? I HATE MODERN SIMPSONS
>>151332209That's a tranny isn't it?
>>151325956>>Uh...just so chucks not left fucking, sneed would have feed all the seed with gummy bears, suck?>>seed and feed.>>fuck
>>151333821not funny
>>151333821see >>151330191MODS = FAGGOTS
MODS = FAGGOTS
>>151326401fpbp
>>151325956Crazy how this was the only episode penned by Mr. Groening himself.
>>151327026Only a fatty would think fatty isnt a fatty.
>>151335707well really he wrote like 15% of the total script
>>151335810Lmao, I figured as much. He's such a slimy thief
>>151333393It's unironically easier to draw the badge once with all the details and digitally put it into the animation without the need to redraw it each time.
>>151336448When you're the creator for a show you too can get away with doing very little writing.
>>151336511Getting away with being lazy is one thing, but stealing credit for other people's work is a whole other bag of worms
>>151337355Let's just be grateful he didn't slap his name on the Simpsons movie as co-director
>>151337724Do we know who's directing the sequel?
>>151338355I am.
>>151334973>I have a small white penis
>>151339375*yellow
>>151337724HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
>>151336448>I'm Matt Groening, BITCH!
>>151327120He's a cartoon who gets into wacky scenarios. Even so there's only like 5 women on the show that find Homer hot and one is literally just a fetish for Opera Singers and one might've literally been a dream.
>>151341932>fetish for Opera Singers That whole montage where she tries to get with him is forever imprinted on my mind...
>>151332166enjoy being some closet homo's side piece you incel moron
>>151342548Not sure if a shitpost or just retarded. Homer is consistently an inconsiderate asshole , Lurleen is the only ever displayed that attitude towards Lurleen.
>>151342339Who played her again?
>>151343221Maya Rudolph
>>151326401They filtered SNEED?
>>151325956Lurleen has such pretty lashes~
>>151327120Protagonist energy (Bart has it too). Same reason Grimes suffered.>He didn't approve of our Homer. He was asking for it, and he got it.
>>151344244The way those legs are drawn has me sweating, bros...
>>151327383Didn't they back up on that in more recent years? I don't know when for sure but I am fairly certain they made it so each season is self contained setting chronologically, rather than part of a continuous timeline.
>>151327120It’s written by men
