LOL am I right ladies?
>>151328663Child support artstyle
Unzip the fly your retard
>>151328663>Ladies on /co/...Hilarious!
>>151328663Why the black hands? Is she cosplaying Al Jolson?
>>151328663why are her hands black
>>151328663I looked her up and her hips arent this big IRL. But she’s still hot.
>>151328727Not yet
>>151328663>>151328727What does the author look like?
>>151328733In some pics she looks thin but in this one she looks a ham planet. Sus...
>>151328727>her fingertips are actually blackWhat is this? some type of melanocyte issue? bad circulation? I never seen that before.If i saw this IRL I would think is just frostbite.
>>151328742>>151328733she gained weight during covid. she's a sticc in older pics
>>151328715Your loss
>>151328663I have this problem with men's sizes now too. Some brands are doing vanity sizing and the waist measurement isn't strictly measured in inches any more. In some brands I'm a 34 in others I'm a 38.
>>151328663>wonder if her feet are black toohot>>151328720>>151328723weird artistic choice, they’re black in all of her comics
>>151328761Wow, her vagina bones are huge.
>>151328786How fat is that ass, anon?
>>151328804It's not, I have a Hank Hill ass. I'm just fat.
>>151328812
>>151328663This isn't just a womens thing. Men's jeans are like this too. I have multiple pairs of jeans that are the exact same brand and size and all that shit that fit completely differently.
>>151328786A lot of men's jeans are stretchy because men are just as vain about sizes as womenLuckyBrand Jeans make my ass look amazing so I go down to a 32 tho
>>151328742I have learned to read between the lines any woman who draws her OC with hips 2x shoulder width is a fucking elephant IRLbut I'll go with the fantasy
>>151328663>>151328786vanity sizing is literally the opposite of this - they put smaller numbers on the clothes so you don't feel as fat. so if you buy the same number years later, the clothes would actually be too big. it's only gotten worse since this chart.it's especially annoying in men's clothing because they're supposed to be actual measurements. i hate buying pants because they're all made for guys with giant waists (big fat guts) and small ass and thighs (no muscles). i have to buy larger waist sizes and then cinch the waist a ton - some day i should just bite the bullet and pay a tailor to adjust them alltl;dr she just got a lot fatter
>>151328742is she a downie?
>>151328663>>151328786>>151328863I mean, is not like size 38 changed at all, a lot of clothes tends to get losse as times passes and every time you wash it.We too have the factor about becoming fatter and thinner, while some brands have different measures on sizes.
>>151328786There's just shitty manufacturing. I bought a pack of socks recently and 50% of them were comfortable and look and 50% of them were so small I couldn't even get them on. Same thing happens with other clothes.There's also the factor that a 36" waist fits differently if someone's a bit overweight, if they're muscled or if they've mostly got weird hips. Not to mention the plague that's slim fit, short length shirts and low riding waists. Nothing worse then spending money on jeans that seemed to fit, then when you go out in them, everything you do in them exposes your crack because the waist is so low if just slides down over your arse whenever you bend your legs. I even bought some wrangers comfort fit where this happened and they're supposed to be the ultimate "I don't give a fuck, just make it comfy" jeans.
>>151328723>why are her hands blackShe said her favorite animal is the red panda which has dark paws.
>>151328663>>151328720>>151328723Hand necrosis.
>>151329839From what I got from the other edits she is just larping as having dark hands for some reason. Even the cat looks like it's done with this shit.
>>151328720She was practiced at the art of deception....
>>151328761Hnnngh fuck
>>151329839>>151329847from 6 years ago
>>151330449
>>151330453
>>151328786The printing company that makes the shirts for my work is all over the fucking place.
>>151329839This shit looks like that "husband... SNORES MORE!" pic
>>151330457Tummy guh
>>151329050Just Irish
>>151328663This is the biggest fatty cope ever.No, it's not a conspiracy. While you gain weight, the old jeans stretches with your body over time. That's it. You get old and fat.
>>151328794I think thats called mount. There are no bones but fat, flesh and muscles.
>>151328663fapped to this
>>151330457Did she have an OF? How come that pizzacake bitch has one but not this one who actually looks cute?
>>151328761>bulge
why the fuck are her fingers black?
>>151330821She’s not as desperate as Pizza.
>>151330123How can a test-tube baby be adopted?
>>151329839>>151329847Thats an oddly specific quirk.
>>151330927>Wealthy couple use in vitro>Then hire a surrogate>Before the 9 months is up wealthy couple divorces and no longer want the child>Kid goes straight into the system.It could happen doesn't mean it has.
>>151328794ANON TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE FUCKING VAGINA BONES
>>151330886Using too much dark magic
>>151330449>>151330453>>151330457Won't she be cancelled for like... Black.... Hands?
>>151330821jews have ruined your mind
>>151328720Something, something, Dutch red panda.
>>151328720>>151328789>>151328723>>151329839It really is an odd artistic choice. Maybe she has Raynaud's syndrome or something, and that's her was of representing it?
>>151331052>damn, that lady's hot, I wish I could see more of that hot lady>JEWS
>haha isnt my ass so FAT and my hips so WIDEThis would be like me making a comic where the joke is "LOL check out how big my muscles are and how huge my cock is! WHAT A STRUGGLE!!!"
>>151328663I feel like this is the perfect middle for women.She is a comic artist, with artistic inclinations and interests, which makes her more interesting than most women.But her subjects are very normie and light hearted, which means that she is not a crazy weirdo psycho.
>>151328701Top kek
>>151331126i have seen endless anons complain about their dicks being too big, unironically. more than too small. people love to humblebrag whenever possible regardless of sex.
>>151331109FACT: Nobody would fuck women if Jews didn’t coerce them into doing it. The natural state of humanity is queer.
>>151328663Why the fuck are her hands brown?
>>151331109>paying money to see a random woman nude>encouraging women to commodify their sexualityyes, that is extremely Hebraic
>>151330457Wew laddy that's a fuckin' perfect tummy
>>151331266Rough and tumble kinda girl with consistently dirty hands
>>151328663This isn't just a ladies' problem, if you'd ever shopped for your own clothes you'd know this.My waist is currently 39 inches. This means depending on manufacturer I wear anywhere between a 32 inch and 42 inch waist jeans.
>>151331288Go back to /pol/, you stupid /pol/tard.
>>151330476[citation needed]I thought Sc*tt*sh.
>>151331126Wasn't there a bunch of stick figure comics made parodying that idea. "Big dick problems" or something?
She looks like that FBI agent from Mr Robot
>>151330476>>151331583You're both wrong.
>>151331771>DutchGross
>>151328742Irish serf phenotype, she looks like she would have spent all day plowing the fields in 1300 ad.
>>151331771she's kinda weird looking. still would but she's lucky she was born a woman cause her male equivalent is an incel. many such cases.
>>151331825With those hips, she wouldn’t be the one doing the plowing.
Has she got an Only Fans too like Pizzacake?
>>151331827Thats why she hides her face behind a camera. >>151330457>>151330453>>151330449
>>151331771And thats what you get when you mix French and German gens!
>>151332012
>>151331980back in the day she'd probably be considered homely and would shack up with some average joe. 7/10 now though thanks to hoeflation.
>>151331827>>151331980>>151332044No accounting for taste, but I think you people are nuts.
>>151331771Ah, a swamp german! Neat.
>>151332073if she was born a male she would absolutely be an incel. it is the case with a ton of women nowadays. i can literally see the features that would make her an incel if she wasn't a woman.
>>151330457
>>151332984Quirk chungus.
>>151328786>bought the same pants same size>one fit while the other one didn'tI'm like this anon here>>151328812How the fuck does shit like this happen?
>>151331550seething shitskin
>>151328742Morbidly obese
>>151328727Girl artists love to lie about how hot they are
>>151328663>ginger woman>nigger handsWhy?
>>151332984>No uterusSo it is a tranny
>>151328742What's wrong with her face? She looks like she's wearing a poorly manufactured latex mask.
>>151333210women in general do. men are typically a lot more critical because if you're not ridiculously handsome/tall as a man not a single person on the planet unrelated to you is gonna compliment your looks.
>>151328663>buy a size 38>it fits fine>slowly get fatter over time>the fabric wears out and stretches to accommodate>go buy new pants in size 38>OMG THEY CHANGED THE SIZESNo, you just didn't notice how fat you got.
>>151331771>the Netherlands I live in the Netherlands too...
>>151333285I'm not too sure about that. Plenty of fat ugly guys like to talk about their dad bods
>>151333285Last compliment I got (that wasn't about my dick) was a lady telling me I habe beautiful eyes. Been riding that one for about 4 years or 5 years.
>>151333391>Plenty of fat ugly guys like to talk about their dad bodsno they just say they're big but "carry it well". nobody is giving them compliments irl to massively inflate their ego like what happens to women. that's not the same thing as people calling you beautiful and stunning your entire life. add on the fact that a lot of homely women can have sex with hot guys out of their league and you get hoeflation and a society where average to unattractive women do not want or desire their looksmatch.
>>151333431you're a sex haver which automatically means you're desirable to women by default. shut the fuck up i didn't ask for your opinion.
>>151333460Anon didn’t say it was a woman who complimented his dick.
>>151333494no gays welcome.
>>151333460I haven't had sex with a woman that I didn't pay for.
>>151333542>giving up your wizard powers for sex with whoresshiggy diggy
>>151328715Yeah, it's just us manly men and our manly penises.
>>151333568I wouldn't get wizard powers because I experimented witj dudes as a teen.Fucking prostitutes removes the mystique of sex and turns it into a pragmatic passing interest. I still hope to one day fall in love and all that but not being a kissless virgin means I don't spaghetti around women I'm mildly attracted to any more. Makes it easy to pretend like I'm a real person.
>>151333625you can't call it manly and not show it anon.
>>151333640you kinda just sound like a gross degenerate to me.
>>151333654nigga wants to get his dick wet, what’s wrong with that
>>151333654>uses the word degenerate unironicallyopinion discarded
>>151333234retard
>>151333714you're gay and have sex with prostitutes. if that's not the definition of a degenerate i don't know what is. i calls it like i sees it.
>>151332044Honestly, she looks fine. Certain unusual face threats can still be beautifull.
>>151334333girl you posted is significantly hotter.
>>151334333A woman with a jaw like that will give you strong sons.
>>151333625you faggots haven't been men since the fucking creation of /mlp/
>>151332073Calm down, we are discussing on a highlevel.
>>151334357Yeah, but her face form is very unusual. >>151334395A Valkery!
>>151334476>unusualshe looks like a super model.
>>151334476No, her face does not look remotely as weird as the OP girl. The OP girl looks like her entire face had to be reconstructed after an accident.
>>151334476>posts insanely gorgeous 11/10 supermodel with objectively perfect facial features>"her face form is very unusual"Shut the fuck up.
>>151328742bootleg Lindsey Lohan
>>151334649>>151334712I hope she sees this.
>>151328663
>>151328812Finally someone who understands my plight
>>151332984I wanna punch her really hard until she starts pronouncing words properly.doggo-pupper humans are a step back in human evolution.not sure if we can ever recover from this.
>>151329036>i hate buying pants because they're all made for guys with giant waists (big fat guts) and small ass and thighs (no muscles).I have the exact same problem. I myself am a fatass (230 lbs at 6'0"), but the fat part of my belly doesn't go below my waist, so at my hips where my jeans sit I'm only like 36 inches around but I have to buy 42+ waist jeans to get them to comfortably go over my thighs and ass and then use a belt to tighten the waist down like a fucking garbage bag.
>>151331126>This would be like me making a comic where the joke is "LOL check out how big my muscles are and how huge my cock is! WHAT A STRUGGLE!!!"that's half of bara porn
>>151331126Having a fat ass and thighs is not good. She's unhealthy and needs to lose weight. Stop fetishizing obesity.
>>151336188Alright, settle down, Seamus.
>we advertise dime a dozen onlyfans whores on /co/ now
>>151330457Holy shit, look at that.Sure are lots of literal faggots in this thread
>>151330457Why is her pussy so wide and fat?
>>151334712>>151334649Actress. And for me her face is weird - strong jaws, rectangular head shape while her eyes are far apart and her nice bridge is very broad. But i dont say she isnt beautiful. Just weird face things can till be beautiful.>>151334799Who? This actress is 47 now and i dont think she visits this hellhole.
>>151336964There's nothing weird about her face, though. She's almost perfectly proportioned in every way.
>>151337018You are right, symmetry is very important that a face, weird or not, looks pleasing to us humans.
>>151328742I think you just have cum brain retard
>>151337324nah she's weird looking. i've seen ginger guys with a similar look and they would be rated like a 3/10. women get away with so much shit because of makeup and hoeflation. shits out of control.
>>151333376Oh yeah?
>>151328720Could be tattoo sleeves
>>151333202I seriously hope nobody believes this for real
>>151336629Now??? Buddy /co/ has been advertising an argentinian chick for a while now
>>151328742Why is her face too small for her head
>>151328720Probably an attempt to hide difficulties in drawing hands.
>>151328761cute
>>151330930On some of her dual comic-photo posts she didn't bother to color her hands
>>151328701What does that even mean anon, I'm genuinely curious now
>>151328720https://youtu.be/tRAIpyLDTYM?si=R1fxQ80vN_ct05Y-&t=67
>>151328786>>151328663It's because Chinese sizes differ from European sizes which differ from American sizes you stupid inexperienced gen-Z/ombies.This is why you suck at comedy. Comedians need to have high levels of observation in order to understand what they're even making fun of.
>>151342555It is ink!
>>151333376Are you from Japsterdam?
>>151343576I think... it means it's the art style of alt-chungus quirky female artists who love having no kids... and then they get kids for whatever reason and now they need to pay the bills, which means the urgent and forced humour of their art increases? It's the art style of people who complain about 'adulting', I'd guess?
>>151348649T...That isn't how smoke alarms work....
>>151350309You’re overthinking it. Black men fuck chubby white women but they don’t want to be dads, thus child support.
>>151350350Thats how they work. Question is if the steam is thick enough to alert the alarm.
>>151328761
>>151337538Oh yeah.>>151349365Nope, and I'm not dumb enough to say where I live.
>>151353959I thought "jumper" in bong/eurospeak meant t-shirt, not sweater.
>>151328742>>151328761
>>151353959>chilly>cold>freezingWhy does adding more clothes make her colder than before each time, but then suddenly warm at the end?
>>151328786>never fat>always a medium>after COVID, "medium" is now small for underwear & socks>cannot find large socks anywhere but Bass Pro / Cabela'sToo bad the closest stores are ~40 minutes away.
>>151354134You got fat. Vanity sizing doesn't make larger-sized clothes smaller, it makes smaller-sized clothes larger. The whole point is for fatasses to feel good because the get to step down a size or two. If a certain size becomes smaller on you, it's because YOU got bigger.
>>151352338Puffy vulva/mons. The most delicious and aesthetically pleasing kind
>>151354352My pants and shirt sizes remain the same.I think they just downsized socks and underwear specifically to>save on material (scam)>cater towards the demographic shift
>>151342342Now were cooking
>>151336629This has always been a coomer board anon. We're no different from /v/
>>151357952but /v/ is gayer than /co/
>>151350350That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having.Mmm, steamed clams!
>>151358995God damn she's such a cutie
Lol whore
She has the most 2011 millennial Tumblr chungus humor ever but she's cute
>>151342555So she did just Photoshop herself to have black hands
>>151330927>>151330982It's much simpler than that. In IVF multiple embryos(like 4 or 5) are created so you can pick the best one or two if you want twins. The rest are frozen for potential later use or discarded. It is increasingly common among "person from conception" types to adopt these discarded embryos
>>151352338>>151354638Thats a little belly. Combined with a hollow back.
>>151328715>Foids on /co/...Hilarious!
>>151363385>Humans on /co/Hilarious!
>>151328663Sarah Andersen and it's consequences has been a fucking disaster to the mankind.
>>151363166Early Christians were notorious for scooping up infants left to die of exposure.It's what gave the Cult of the Madonna its start because Jesus's mom is everybody's mom, especially abandoned babies.
>>151363431>it's consequencesThe American public education system and its consequences has been a fucking disaster to the internet.
>>151333225Black people have white palms, it makes sense for the negative palette
>>151328663>>151328720>>151328723Imagine the crotch
>>151352338>>151354638She's the female version of a Chad
>>151364609>busted faceabsolutely not. in a sane world she'd be a 6/10 max.
>>151328663idgi
>>151363014What's the joke?
>>151364829>implying chad needs a good looking facechad is anybody who is above 6 foot 4 and muscularheight + body > everything else
>>151366509there are ass ugly tall and fit dudes who are /fit/cels. handsome face is a requirement. same with big dick.
>>151366527/fit/ users are usually autistic, should've added being neuro typical to the list
>>151366565tall and good looking hung autists usually get laid. women come onto them, requires no social skills.
>>151366565>/fit/ users are usually autistic,Anons are usually autistic, too. Its useless to discuss things like "looks" on this website because most anons are fat, ugly, lazy, and would eat the shit out of a 3/10 chicks ass if she told him too.
>>151328663What's with all the "women's relatable comics" ragebait this week?
>>151366677bold of you to assume average and ugly women want their looksmatch nowadays.
>>151350350Many smoke alarms actually monitor the oxygen content in the air. So if there's a gas leak (not smoke) or too much steam messing up their sensors (also not smoke) they'll go off. My roommate once removed his smoke alarm and left it under a blanket in his closet, it kept going off because it couldn't sense enough oxygen while being smothered by the blanket.
>>151328742That's a dude, isn't ir?
>>151328663that's because females are supposed to wear skirts and dresses
>>151369136unironically I have a cat like this
>>151369136>>151369351This is completely normal for cats to do. They make a wide range of sounds that varies based on who they're making the sounds for. Cats make different sounds for other cats than they do for humans, and even different sounds for different animals they're hunting. It's common for cats to make chirping or cooing noises.
