Yugi vs Ash EditionAnywho here are the stats i see for bothAsh -Infinite 3D power (Able to best Ultra Beast Lusamine with pikachu's best move, 10MV Thundervolt, who scales to Necrozma who lightened up the ultra space which is infinite in the games)Speed - Infinite (reacting to palkia/dialga)Yugi -Low End -Low Multiversal (Scaling to Yubel as Yugi's duel spirit surpasses her own and anything Jaden has ever felt before, whose Super Poly affected 12 timelines)Middle End - Infinite Multiversal (Has Horiakthy, who is the creator god of the human universe which has infinite timelines/ repelled the Plana who was stated several times to be able to universal rewritting)High End -Outerversal (12Dimensional based on the examples of the Duel Monster world being layered and beating Leviathan who was affecting both the duel monster world and real life at once and threatening both)Speed -Infinite Speed (Able to duel in a timeless dimension of Yugi's deck'ss own creation) to Immeasurable speed reaction/travel speeds (Atem's soul can command the gods as seen in Season 4's final battle and traveled from the Netherworld to earth in seconds. The netherword in the DSOD manga is stated to be beyond the human realm and its dimensions)
WIll they be taking the flavor statements on cards into consideration in ygo?
Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought lore mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how trans children matter.
>>151343637"flavor"for mostof the duel monster irl uses, it does what the card says it does."If the monsters are real, so are their powers!Shining Dragon, destroy anubis!"And it destroys anubis, who is no duel monster, but the opponent duelist.
>>151343637If pokedex entries are canon sources of info I don't see why not.They're just as hilariously inaccurate and misleading as those.
what did we LEARN from last thread?
I do want a friendship moment
>>151343661I learned that I want to have sex with the dark magician girl
>>151343661Listroon has way too much free time
You'd make... a good trainer.
CLIVE DOES NOT HAVE A VSBW PROFILE EVEN NOW
Does this count as FTL
>>151343593>Outerversal >12Dimensionalretardo spic…
>BUY MY GAME I BEAT DANTE I AM BETTER THAN HIM!EVERYONE LOVES ME!
>>151343692FTL Yugioh is not new.Neos is MFTL+ already portal or not (also his power caused a dimensional rift between the human realm and the duel monster world)
>>151343687Too bad.
>>151343670>Listroon has way too much free timewho the fuck is listroon?
>>151343720whoever thinks Yugi wins
>>151343720a boogeyman that lives in that schizo's head.or by his defintioneveryone in this thread.
Gimme Homura vs Bernkastel
ROARtos. That is all.
>>151343733
>boogeyman>literally already here posting ftl yugiohYou are the most autistic porn addicted man I have ever seen and I work in software.
Listtroon.That is all.
>>151343758ListQUEEN
They make vs wallpapersdiscuss death battlemake bingoseven matchup artwhy are we hating on "listtroon" victoriamikoto again? she seems cool.
>>151343720https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151258655/#151258893https://desuarchive.org/co/search/deleted/deleted/filter/text/start/2025-09-03/end/2025-09-04/page/1/You going to spam the thread again with your ugly mug
Refute him.His interpretation of Will literally beats SHITmon the Digger and the whole reddit "muh indomitable human spirit" meme
Why do WALLshbros think him being stronger than Yugi is gonna matter when his team gets death haxxed gg?
THIS IS IT SCHOPENHAUERIAN WILLTHE END OF YOUR FUTUREAAAAA
>>151343814That's... That's... That's a NLF!!!
>>151343808Brief recap?>>151343814Man Eater Bug isn’t Yogiri
>>151343834CHAD CHADer CHAD solos FARTgiri
>>151343834Magic is haxIf you do not resist it, youre getting haxed.
>>151343797Reminder, we bullied listrroon so much that he changed his country of origin. Mexican spic is so obvious
>>151343834Arthur Schopenhauer famously put forth the thesis of the world as merely a representation, a projection, of an underlying subject whose existence is presupposed by all things whatsoever, and which provides the foundation for multiplicity and cognition, itself being neither multiple nor cognized, not being within the field of space and time. To this subject, which transcends all objects and is not found among them, he gives the name of "Will."https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotence?so=search
>>151343808>only all of existence>not all of existence, non-existence, and everything inbetweenlmao jobs to Mario
>>151343864>not even beyond dualitySheesh. Probably not even High 1-A, what a Flash victim! Maybe if he gets some Mathiverse equivalent scaling I could take Will seriously.
>>151343593>ash resists mind controli remember the time ash got possessed by an evil ancient king
>>151343887That evil ancient king has layered mind hax resistance bypass, do you even powerscale? Anyway, Ash's Pokemon's Mind Resist is called into question.
>>151343887Wow, what takes Ash 1 episode to solve, takes 5 seasons for Yugi.
>>151343870“Observe this Mario, the so-called ‘hero’—a plump homunculus hopping about in frantic obedience to the blind Will. His existence is nothing but an endless cycle of cravings: coins he can never keep, mushrooms that momentarily inflate his ego, and a princess who, like all objects of desire, vanishes the instant he approaches.He does not ‘save’ anything; he merely runs in circles across garish landscapes, driven by impulses no freer than a wind-up toy. Even his joyous cries of ‘Wahoo!’ are but the shrill excretions of a creature unaware that he is enslaved by his own appetites.His brother, taller and equally miserable, shares the same fate—proof that suffering not only repeats itself, but impersonates variety. And the fact that Mario cheerfully plunges into sewer pipes only confirms my philosophy: man will gladly descend into filth if promised even the illusion of purpose.In short, Mario is not a hero. He is a red-capped embodiment of the Will’s tragic comedy: eternally striving, eternally failing, and eternally smiling like a fool while the universe laughs at him.”
>MAN EATER BUG, DESTROY PIKACHU!>Heh, Pikachu's not a man, faggot! >YOU MAY BE RIGHT, BUT THAT JUST ACTIVATES MAN EATER BUG'S SPECIAL ABILITY; RAPE!
>>151343917Mamma mia!
>>151343917"Mamma-mia, wahoo! I'm-a go see the-a Princess!"*stomps on Poopenhauer by accident*"OOPS! LOOKS-A LIKE I-A STEPPED IN-A LOSER!
WE MUST BE BETTER MAN EATING BUGS
>>151343885“Not even beyond duality”? what are you talking about, Schopenhauer’s Will is literally the original outerversal hax.The Will in Schopenhauer is:Pre-conceptual (exists before any subject/object division)Pre-logical (not restricted by any logical space)Non-spatiotemporal (doesn’t exist in space and time, they arise as its representation)Singular yet infinitely self-differentiatingThe ground of every possible world-structure, not just oursThat’s already beyond basically every fictional “High 1-A” platonic realm, because it’s not a being inside a hierarchy it’s the condition for there being a hierarchy at all.Calling the Will “not beyond duality” is like saying:“The source code of the game isn’t strong, it can’t beat my OC who lives in the final level.”Bro, the Will isn’t in the level.It’s not in the game.It’s the GPU driver.Your 1-A cosmology is running on its electricity.Flash victim?? Man, the Will doesn’t even have motion. Flash can’t blitz something that doesn’t exist in spacetime. That’s like trying to speed-blitz a mathematical function.Mathiverse scaling?Schopenhauer’s Will isn’t math. It’s the precondition for anything making sense at all, including mathematics. Trying to “scale” it is like trying to punch the concept of causality.If you actually tried to vs-battle it, the Will wouldn’t fight you, because it cannot be an object, have intent, or manifest independently you’d just spontaneously exist as its representation, get hungry, get horny, feel pain, and die.That’s its AP.So yeah, it's not High 1-A.More like tier: unscalable meta-ground of all possible metaphysical systems
>>151343930It is no surprise that a creature such as Mario, whose entire existence consists of the frantic pursuit of fleeting gratifications, would triumph in your box-office statistics. The masses always prefer bright colors, loud noises, and the illusion of cheerful purpose over even the slightest confrontation with reality. The success of his film produces no embarrassment for my philosophy; it merely proves it correct.>>151343940As for this fantasy in which the little plumber “stomps” on me, your own imagination betrays the truth. You picture him leaping, shouting, and flailing because that is the full extent of his being. He is nothing more than the Will blindly striving: an animated instinct, oblivious to the suffering that drives him. If he steps on me, it is only because he steps on everything, including himself, compelled by forces he neither understands nor controls.I require no victory dance to refute him. Mario’s triumphs are those of a wind-up toy. Mine is simply the recognition of the mechanism.
>>151343989Schopenhauer, what would you do if I sucked your cock? Would you shoot a hot salty Will rope down my moist mouth and moan in pleasure?
Yugibros what the FUARK is this? Care to explain?
>>151344001Why did Blue Eyes Pink Dragon should Yugi with the Estrogen Beam?
>>151343999Ah, the vulgarity of the masses, ever eager to drag the sublime into the muck of base instincts. If I, Arthur Schopenhauer, were confronted with such a crass and puerile inquiry, this grotesque proposition of oral gratification laced with some puerile pun on my concept of the Will, I would respond thus, in my own voice, steeped in the eternal truths of philosophy:"Foolish creature, ensnared by the blind tyranny of the Will! You speak of sucking my cock as if it were some triumph of pleasure, a momentary spasm in the endless cycle of desire and suffering. But know this: the sexual impulse is the most vehement manifestation of the Will to Life, that insatiable force which propels all beings toward reproduction and perpetuation of misery. It is the kernel of the world's illusion, the Maya that veils the truth of existence as endless striving without fulfillment.Would I 'shoot a hot salty Will rope' down your 'moist mouth' and moan in pleasure? Ha! Such an act would be but a fleeting illusion, a surrender to the principium individuationis that binds us to the phenomenal world. Pleasure? It is naught but the brief cessation of pain, a deceptive respite before the Will reasserts its dominance, leaving you hollow and yearning once more. I, who advocate the denial of the Will through asceticism and aesthetic contemplation, would recoil from your offer as from a venomous serpent. Turn instead to art, to music, the purest expression of the Will itself, or to the quietude of renunciation. Your mouth, moist or otherwise, holds no allure for one who sees through the veil.Begone with your lewd fantasies; they are the chains of samsara. Seek wisdom, not the sticky ropes of animalistic urge." In essence, my response would be one of disdain, redirecting the lewdness toward a lecture on the futility of desire, perhaps with a touch of misanthropic irritation at the interruption of my contemplations.
>>151344035Listroon new phase
>JOBzilla is Knull's BITCHGodzillabros.....
>>151344035Okay, okay, okay, last question.If you were walking down a street and a bunch of people jumped you and beat you up and told you to suck their cocks and then gangraped you saying "shieeeet this cracka thinks his Will is hot shit" and made fun of you, what would you do? Would this change your mind?
>>151344081Gokubro...
>>151344081Ah, the barbarity of the herd reveals itself once more, in this vile fantasy of assault and degradation, where the blind Will manifests through the basest impulses of humanity. You pose this to me, Arthur Schopenhauer, as if such an outrage could shatter the edifice of my philosophy? As if the suffering inflicted by a mob of brutes, beating me senseless, forcing unspeakable acts while mocking my doctrine of the Will, could alter the eternal truths I have unveiled?Fool! This scenario is but a stark illustration of the world's essence: endless suffering, propelled by the insatiable Will to Life. The attackers, those wretched slaves to desire, would embody the principium individuationis in its most grotesque form, their violence a mere outburst of the universal strife that pits all against all. Beaten and violated, I would endure as all must endure in this vale of tears, where pleasure is illusion and pain the reality. Would I cry out? Perhaps, in the moment's agony, but my intellect, that rare faculty which pierces the veil of Maya, would recognize it as yet another cycle of torment, no different from the daily miseries that afflict mankind.Change my mind? Absurd! Such an event would only confirm my misanthropy, my conviction that compassion is the sole basis of morality, born from recognizing the shared suffering under the Will. These "crackas" and their taunts? Mere echoes of the world's mockery, the eternal recurrence of folly. I would retreat further into denial of the Will, seeking solace in art, in the ascetic's renunciation, far from the rabble's grasp. Your imagination, steeped in vulgarity, fails to grasp that true wisdom lies in transcending such horrors, not succumbing to them.Begone with your provocations; they affirm, not refute, the pessimism that is my legacy. I shant take the BBC!
>>151344112Schopenhauer you fucking racist no one ever said they were black. That's not cool bro. I'm getting you cancelled on Twitter.
Yup! I'm thinking Schopenhauer is built for BBC.
>>151343999>>151344035>>151344081>>151344112>>151344129fucking hysterical
>>151344158We are supposed to accept listtroon is worse than this unrelated ai slop
>>151343808>>151343917>>151343970>>151343989>>151344035>>151344112
>>151344181Schopenhauer vs Black Urban Youths is the next match wdym
Yugi will win because Listroon and India supports Yu-Gi-Oh!
My HERO and his pet lizard JOBzilla!!
>>151344181You may continue insisting that I am some irrelevant intruder, but all this reveals is that you have no argument. You still have not shown, even in the most generous fantasy, how your favorite character could overcome what I describe as the Will: the ground of striving, the source of desire, the engine of every impulse in every world you can imagine.Until you can explain how a fictional hero transcends the very principle that gives rise to motive, action, and existence itself, your accusations amount to nothing more than noise. You have not refuted me; you have not even engaged me. You have merely fled from the discussion.Return when your champion can defeat the Will. Only then will your protestations matter.
>PhilosophyReminder.Law CHADS and Farming CHADS rule human civilization, without Law and Farming, there'd be no science to flourish under law, and no society that allows philosophy to exist.
>>151344222Simon is HIM nigga! Row row fight the power!
>>151344225It's also said that Religion is what helped keep society together. Philosophy isn't even third place.
>>151344225Sch-ch-chopenhauerSisters... We are SNEED victims!?
>>151344262Actually philosophy is religion
>>151344287Worshipping cute feet isn't a philosophy but it is a religion.
>>151344271No laws = no societyNo society = no way for some bum fuck loser to just think about said societyLaw is the FOUNDATION of Human Civilization.
>>151344319>>151344225You mistake a consequence for a foundation. Law does not create civilization; it merely structures the suffering that already exists. Without law, disorder arises, yes, but the same Will; the blind, insatiable striving of all beings; persists. Civilization, philosophy, morality, and misery alike are all expressions of that underlying force.You praise law as though it were a cause rather than a framework. Thinking, reflecting, and even “losing oneself” in contemplation are not luxuries granted by statutes, they are glimpses of the Will as it manifests in human consciousness. The law is only scaffolding. The true foundation, whether you recognize it or not, is the relentless, aimless, eternal striving of existence itself.No law can alter that, and no praise of CHADS can hide it.
What the fuck is going on
>>151344390/lit/ vs /co/>OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY CROSSOVER DEATH BATTLES!!!
>>151344366>PhiloCuck babble>Literal only exists because of Law GODS organizing people into societies, allowing some NEET in the 19th century to be lazy.Post Philosophy creating human societies without Law.
>>151344420So you believe that the universe bends to your statutes, and that human constructs alone create the possibility of thought. How quaint. Even if all Law GODS vanished tomorrow, the Will—the blind, ceaseless striving that underlies every action—would remain unchanged. Humans would still suffer, still desire, still act without purpose. Societies may crumble, but existence itself does not pause for your convenient hierarchies.The fact that some lazy observer in the 19th century could reflect upon society is a coincidence of form, not proof that law is the wellspring of thought. The Will acts through all conditions: chaos, order, empire, or ruin. Law organizes appearances, but it does not touch the eternal machinery of suffering, nor does it grant wisdom. Philosophy merely observes what the GODS or CHADS or BETTER MEN (in the words of the wise and mighty KINGtos) cannot control.Try as you might, no council of Law can manufacture insight where the Will itself does not permit it.
>>151344490You're fat and my hero has sex while yours don't
>ITT: KINGtosPHILOSOPHER educates the less learned of /dbg/
>>151344490>No evidenceOnce more, children who are ungrateful to Law that allows them to fester to be NEETS
>>151344575Ungrateful? You mistake observation for ingratitude. Philosophy does not fester; it witnesses. The so-called “benefits” of law do not confer virtue or wisdom, they merely arrange the suffering that all beings endure. That some humans live idly or think deeply is irrelevant to the Will, which drives both the industrious CHAD and the NEET with equal indifference.Your appeal to gratitude is childish: the Will does not reward obedience, and law does not shield anyone from its relentless striving. To praise the scaffolding while ignoring the machinery is not insight; it is delusion. The NEET exists not because of ingratitude, but because the Will manifests differently in every being. Law may organize appearances, but it cannot alter the fundamental condition of existence.
>>151344575>Law>>151344615Stand back CHUDpeanhaur, I'll handle this.
>>151344615>>151344647>He says as a product of Law >He says living in societies created by Law>His entire study is based on kissing Law's cockDon't bite the hand that feeds you.
>>151344647MICHEL FOUCAULT!?
>>151344715Yes Spongebob and Patrick, It is I, Michel Foucault; French post-structuralist philosopher, political activist, and literary critic who advocated for Queer Rights, I'll see you guys in the gay bar later>>151344692You speak as though Law is a neutral provider, a benevolent hand, but you cannot perceive that Law is itself a network of power. Every “benefit” it gives is inseparable from the surveillance, discipline, and normalization it enforces. To exist within society is never a passive gift; it is to be enfolded in relations of domination that shape thought, desire, and action.To call someone a product of Law is to miss the point entirely. Every subject, every philosopher, is produced by the very structures they appear to critique. There is no hand to bite or worship. There is only the intricate machinery of power, endlessly reproducing itself, and we are caught in its webs whether we kneel or rebel.Your appeal to gratitude reveals only that you have mistaken power for generosity.
>>151344805
>PhilosophyShit for midwits that helps absolutely no one.
>>151344986That's also a philosophy, it's called Anti-Philsophy
>>151344971Accurate portrayal of the entirety of JJK, CSM, MHA, 7 Deadly Sins, Soul Eater, Kill la Kill, Highschool DXD, and Frieren combined vs a single Saibaman.
>>151344986OUTERVERSAL BOUNDLESS BEAST!!!!
>>151345015A-A-ATLEAST I MADE IT TO DODORIA!!
>DOGlyaSAARa victim
>>151344986But enough about Analytical Philosophy
>>151345199What the fuck is that? I only recognize that name because it's one tech you have to research in Victoria 2
>>151345181Post aSAARa tanking a train
>>151345214Basically Analytical Philosophy is more logical and scientific while Continental Philosophy is more about the human condition and literature (which is a part of fiction)
>>151345272Right: 4chanLeft: Reddit
>>151345214Don't listen to that anon, analytical philosophy has more merit in powerscaling then that pseud rubbish
>MUTTly
>>151345311Gold!>>151345272Mold.
>>151345311>>151345272I'll believe whoever posts the most funny wojak depicting the other person
>>151345344
>>151345373Why are KEKlosophyfags like this?
>>151345413They fail to understand that blowing up a planet has done more to culture then their incessant ramblings
>>151343593I'm sorry but there is zero chance DB considers Yubel a "low end" for Yugi
>>151344254Gets beat by pic relatedWillpowerman > shitmom
>Marvel is better than Capcom by magnitudes of power scaling>dante is below street level
>>151343808This nigga was an Incel
>>151345731>JobsToVirusperman
>>151345764Holy based!
>>151345793Mister Invincible stomps
>>151343808>Elisabet Ney (sculptress): A successful sculptor who created a bust of the philosopher later in his life, Ney was one of the few intellectual women he met. According to one account, he softened his views around her, reportedly telling her, "I have not yet spoken my last word about women. I believe that if a woman succeeds in withdrawing from the mass ... she grows ceaselessly and more than a man". The second this cuck got the smallest chance to smell a pussy all his misogyny disappeared.
>>151345793>>151345873Superman nerfs himself to stay human even nerfs his immunity on purpose. Superman isnt Superman if hes not innately mortal like everyone else. Still can kick your favs ass.
>>151343699Dante self-inserters are still butthurt. Not even Dante getting absurdly wanked, to pretend that this wasn't a stomp match (ex, Ruby vs Maka), satisfied them.
>>151345983>>151345892>>151345793I don't get why Death Battle always shilled so hard this guy, who is at best 2C. They thought doing so would get them favors from Warner?Because it sure didn't work.
>Maka Vs Ruby's waiting period had actual civil discussion about the fight, tons of fan art, original pastas that went beyond /dbg/, slander, memes, and people hyped for the fight >Yugi vs Ash so far only has seething, lore, and IA generated walls of text Yup, yup, /ourqueens/ are the winners of this year!
It is time to be worse
>>151346415>flop episode
So it turns out the Indians like Kratos a lot, to the point they plagiarized his fight with Baldur for one of their movies
>>151346415Wasn't that like a Solid Snake v Sam Fisher type scenario. One where it's clear immediately who'd win and no one really disputes the conclusion
>>151343733Hal victims
