The Wrath of Cortez!Comics in this thread:>X-Men: Book of Revelation #2>Unbreakable X-Men #2>Omega Kids #2>The Last Wolverine #2>Radioactive Spider-Man #2>X-Men of Apocalypse #1
Bump if you're reading.
We did see him using his Apocalypse Heir powers to alter the terrain in AoR #0, so I guess it makes sense that he's able to warp reality and just turn her into a ghost.
>Cortez has killed other ChoristersHe just can't help himself, can he?
>"Then who have I murdered, you stupid child? [...]">"The one I replaced. [...] Topaz."Wait, what?
>Cortez snitched to the X-Men and got Revelation to kill Bei>Bei was killed for no reasonAgain, what is wrong with you?
>Kitty tried to kill him at some pointCan't blame her, it was the right move.
Oh well, bye Kitty.
And now, for a minor timeskip, probably created to have tie-ins where the time passes happen and have Revelation and the rest of the cast be able to make appearances, like Sinister's Six #2.
>"Just as planned."eh?
Hey, what are you doing!?
>Elbecca was working for Apocalypse all alongGuess he already had a failsafe ready to get rid of Revelation is he ever went too far.
And now for Unbreakable X-Men.
3 years ago, Rogue sacrificed herself to defeat Galactus, causing her to become a giant statue while Gambit is left devastated following the aftermath. In the present, Miss Henrietta returns to message to the current line-up of the New Orleans X-Men that Shuvahrak has grown tired of being stuck in the Umbra and is beginning to break out of there, starting with sending a zombie horde to the Haven House. Meanwhile, Galactus begins to awaken from his slumber under the sea...
>"Ransom say it because my retinas got burned in the flash. But I know de truth. I di'nt have nothing left worth lookin' at."#deep
I don't remember Shuvahrak being part sea creature...?
>"And because she feels like her own kind betrayed her...her first meal will be mutants."Okay, I'm not following here. Why would she go after the mutants first, if her whole deal is that she punishes humans that betray mutant family members and she's planning to punish everyone on Earth for how they have treated mutants if she ever gets out?
>>151344728Bump
>Chelsea can teleport peopleOkay, that explains to how Gambit was able to get to Nigeria last week in Rogue Storm #2.
>Sadurang became a chinese dragon and decided to go live in ChinaHalf-expected him to have already died during the years.
What the fuck, Hotoru? But we saw you die 6 weeks ago!Oh well, either he managed to resurrect himself after Logan beheaded him in Amazing X-Men #1, or this takes place before that. Probably the latter.
>Jitter is still aliveyippee
>Calico is also still aliveyippee not sure why it took a while to reveal their fates but yippee>and she also has an army of Ember clones...what?
>>151344759It's more him forcing her to use her mutant powers to be like that
>>151344728Here for ghost kitty
Oh boy, here we go.
>"Been told that [Chelsea] will be the last mutant."Can't tell if this is confirmation that she is the Endling, or if she was actually a red herring all along. Probably the former.
Oh no, not the Haven House!
>>151344767don't basedface becca
>Atlantis will finally play a part in the last issue.Let's see if everything will be wrapped up nicely, or if everything will be rushed.
>>151344871gayshoulda used evan
And now for Omega Kids.
Last issue we were introduced to the new group of Omega Kids and saw how Quentin was dealing with his new role as spymaster and Professor Q. Unfortunately for him, this group of Omega Kids not only have ulterior motives of their own, they outclass him and are able to trap him in psychic projections without him even noticing!
>"If you find two bad guys, I'll make pizza bagels."Sounds like a great deal.
>>151344717>>The Wrath of Cortez!I got the reference
Phoenix jumpscare
>"This isn't a simulation!"Or is it...?
>>151344852>>151344858>>151344862>>151344871I'm currently having an erection
Look, it's Rachel! No Betsy to be seen here though.
>Asking Rachel if she wants to join the club that hunts for "the bad mutants"Quentin, are you actually stupid?
Well that went great.
Looks like the kids hit the motherlode.
>One of the rebels is Bailey's momThat's not good.
I'm seeing the glitches again...
>Quentin is still stuck in the building that Rachel was inSo she was in on the plan, right?
>>151344974Chelsea got some nice boobs, how old is she?
>She's just on autopilot and killing every mutant with negative thoughtsBailey what is wrong with you?
And now for The Last Wolverine.
Last month, we got to see Leonard again and saw how he has taken the Wolverine mantle and become Vancouver's #1 hero, following Logan becoming Revelation's assassin and nearly killing him years before. But everything is about to change as a plan has been hatched to save Logan by his wife - Heather Hudson(!?)! What is her plan? And how will the depowered Nightcrawler fit into this?
Is this the first time we actually learn of Leonard's last name?
>Logan's healing factor is actively resisting Revelation's controlThat explains why he needed 3 Choristers to control him back in Amazing X-Men #1.
What is the point of depowering Kurt in the first place if you're going to just repower him again in the comic?Could have just made it so that Revelation just made Kurt weak to the point that he really can't use his powers or something.
>>151344836kitty no...>>151344862Just because kitkat is jewish doesn't make her Uatu
Aw sweet, the invisible (Quin)jet!
St. Louis did not look like this when we saw it in Cloak or Dagger #1 >>151041128.
>"And I...I'm turning blue again."Good! Everything is right again.
He's starting to lose it...
Good thing that you could teleport everyone out before you hit the ground Kurt.
Oh fuck off, Cyber is working for Revelation now?
>>151345263Because doug didn't let him pick purple for his akuma costume?
That's right Leonard, eat his face and get him out of this comic.
Kurt is looking more demonic...
>Muramasa BladeWait, why do you need that...?
I thought this was a rescue operation, not a damn suicide mission!
And now for Radioactive Spider-Man.
Last time we saw how Peter was adjusting in the transformed New York, living in an underground lab along with his new girlfriend Cecilia Reyes. When an alarm went off from another connected lab, Peter went immediately to protect what was inside it. Why, you may ask? The lab contained none other than an X-Virus infected...Aunt May?!
>>151345376And young! Hawt!
You seem awfully familiar...
Wait, I thought that the X-Virus didn't reach NYC until 4 years into the future?
>Aunt May killed MJNyoooooo
>Peter making a harem jokeHoping that this doesn't lead people to get annoying online...
>>151345459Could have been the virus. Or the radioactive cum. or Paul before pivoting to Carol's book
Oh, it was just Miles and Spider-Gwen. Don't ask why the hell they're doing synergy with that pre-school show.
>Aunt May killed Miles' familyOkay, how many people has she killed?
>>151345231Little schizo
Uh, Aunt May? Just calm down for a second, okay?
Nevermind, she's mad now.
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And that was Week 7 of Age of Revelation tie-ins.And now for X-Men of Apocalypse.
And now we check back on the main universe again with...an Age of Apocalypse anniversary comic. While the X-Line is currently dealing with an AoA rehash for the 30th anniversary of the event. Yeah, don't ask me.Back in the Alpha issue two months ago, AoA Sinister revealed to AoA Magneto that Earth-616 was never the main timeline to begin with and that the AoA was the true timeline as evident by the fact that they're still here. Having revived the AoA Forge who confirms that Sinister is telling the truth (and absolutely not lying and secretly working with Holocaust), the AoA X-Men - consisting of Rogue, Blink, Sabretooth, Wild Child, Morph, Gambit and Forge -decide to teleport themselves to the 616 and fix everything, using Blink's powers and a device created by Forge that makes it able for them to be guided to important moments that will "define their futures". But upon their arrival, they find themselves against another person originating from AoA: Nate Grey — X-Man!
Nate, shouldn't you be reacting to the fact that AoA Forge is alive or something?
>>151345566>And now we check back on the main universe again with...an Age of Apocalypse anniversary comic. While the X-Line is currently dealing with an AoA rehash for the 30th anniversary of the event.lole
Oh come on.
>"THEY WILL ALWAYS BE X-MEN AND X-MEN ALWAYS LOOK AFTER THEIR OWN."MorganFreemanTrue.jpg
Oh so NOW you're reacting to that he's alive.
Suddenly, Wolverine
>"Bone claws?"Surprised that they remembered that.
Oh right, forgot that Bishop actually remembers the events of AoA.
>>151345504Oh God why the yellow? He look so bad
Finally, the rest of the team is here.
>>151345555[LOOK OUTSIDE BATTLE MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
>>151344862>>151344871>Blue mutant is untrustworthy Imagine my shock
>616 Gambit is in a comaWait. Is this meant to be set around X-Men Prime?But that makes zero sense, isn't Nate supposed to be in Switzerland at the time?
>Immediately knock everyone out and mindwipe them the events of this issueSaw it coming.
And now Nate has joined the team, because Loeb clearly wants to write him more.
Welp, time to fight the O5 X-Men next time.
Next week: Expatriate X-Men #2, Undeadpool #2, X-Vengers #2, Cloak or Dagger #2.And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>151345124What is the reference
>>151344896wonder why they had an artist shift. It's only a three-issue mini
>>151345069Why is Spider-Girl even in this book?She basically hasn't done anything
>>151345459Nothing to be psychoanalized here... NO SIR.
>>151345504Great. Now those "Miles Morales Is Miles Morales" morons get to act vindicated again.
>>151345169The X-office still doesn't know what to do with Betsy
>>151345727Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
>>151345477So this series is just going to be about Aunt May getting Dementia, then and that becoming a plot point in some future ASM storyline
>>151345566wonder if people will think this comic is better or worse than H2SH
I’m still mourning surge.
>>151346018WhyShe came back to life at the end (albeit without her physical body)
>>151344996That one anon will be very happy
>>151345545>>151345555It took years but someone finally reacted to another Gwen Stacey just being around
>>151344767Why does she has massive eyes?
>>151345856I wonder if they will eventually change the name of his comic and the reactions
>>151346200Unless Bendis is going to try and make him into Spy-D again now that he's back, don't think about it.
>>151344871>>151345231I LOVE EVIL LITTLE GIRLS!!
>>151345555>>151345545Man, she is basically immortal
>>151346037They should put her into a sexy cyborg body.>>151345857I mean, do you?
>>151345504God just fuck off. Can't even get some event tie in slop without these parasites shitting it up
>>151345519>We used to be family tooSince fucking when. You are colleagues at best
>>151346200Marvel's dedicated far too much to admit defeat like that. I'm surprised they even let Kelly do this much
>>151344871>>151345231God I love Age of Evil Lolis so much
>>151344871Based MacKay.
>>151346395I have to assume the name change has something to do with the story. Maybe Miles changed it after falling out with Peter.
>>151346480Oh yeah in this it's definitely Miles seething at Peter and trying to distance himself from him. I'm just surprised that Lowe let him do that. Smart money is on Miles being handed the name again but officially, probably as Peter dies
>>151345504Oh look! Its Electro!
>>151345459Is this a meta commentary or just kelly wanting to do that cause this is like the htird au he's done it in (just the death not that specific)
>>151344996NOOOOMY SHOTA GOT AGED UP
>>151346272Have her stop being Captain Britain for one
>>151346685That would require anyone at Marvel caring enough about Captain Britain to fix the less Tini made.
>>151345856They’re right though.
>>151345484
>>151345523>>151345545>>151345555>The entire comic is going to be Peter realizing that Keeping Aunt May alive is going to kill even more people he and his friends loves around himDO IT KELLY, DO IT!Also have Mary Jane return as carnage
>>151345504Might be synergy with YFNSM given Spider-Gwen is season two's only known hook and ASM is also pushing the bat-family fraud. Wouldn't be the first time either, ASM struggled to fit in good guy tech support Norman in advance of season one. >>151345519Sure Miles, family, like the last two times Peter went missing for months and you couldn't be bothered to check in on him. The first time when he shows up alive, no thanks to you, you chew him out for causing a minor inconvenience in vigilantism despite another 8 cosplayers being active in the same area. The second time, your only concern is Norman giving the franchise bad PR, not even running into his clone playing out his social life. Never interacted unmasked, btw.
>>151345513I fucking hate Miles and yellow is not the answer but the design of the suit isn't that bad. His original suit is the only one that's clearly stuck and modifying it to lean into the electricity powers isn't a bad call, but seriously yellow is not the play, it looks like shit. I don't know what color, maybe lean into electric blue? I'm just spitballing.
>>151344802Oh looks like I was right in my suspicion that it was actually Cortez leaking the info, just that I was also thinking he was working with Kate and it was some big ploy for the girl to be the one to help her solidify so that Cortez wouldn't expose himself.
>>151345364>>151345369>insert Sentry spread here
>>151344802Revelation shouldn't have trusted Cortez.>>151344852>>151344858>>151344862>>151344871Feels like a random plot twist.>>151344956She's butthurt that Rogue and company stopped her from wiping humans out in the past.>>151345183Rachel deciding to 'enjoy mutant paradise' and not fight the secret police feels out of character.
>>151345162heh, doug's green hellthough I'd prefer doug's pallid golden asshole
The closest thing Peter have for family outside of Aunt May is Venom
>>151345231Damn brat!She needs Correction!
>>151344996>Deathdream is constantly dying and coming back, he walks the line between life and death and can be on either side at will. >The age thing will be explained in UXM!>So glad you enjoyed it!t. Gail
>>151344802Cortezbros . . . Our stock ain't lookin too good . . .
>>151344817>>151344822>actually tanked a normal commanduh based?
>>151344831>>151344836>Jew is undone by her own logic after being outed as a hypocritehmn
>>151345555>Keep his 8000000 year old Aunt alive.>Said aunt make him and his entourage miserableSpiritually, this OMD 2.0 lmao.Nice quads bro.
>>151344858>>151344862>>151344871Weird femdom
>>151345555Ah, the demon pretending to be Aunt May finally reveals it's true form.
>>151345346Cyber (forma de braozs dorados)
>>151344759Based Doug.
>>151345504Ah yes, our heroes Ghost-Spider and . . . Spin
>>151344871If McKay was the principal writer, the FtA would in a better state.
>>151346909Paul is part of the Anti-Carol Crusade.
>>151349922He really hates Venoms.
>>151344759>Acting like Kitty Pride and Doug are young >When they were created in the 80 or something.
>>151344862How much of a weak bitch you need to be for a little girl to kick you down the stairs?
Was going to post "Oh shit he found a new face" then realized I was mixing up Wada and Noto
>>151350636GIWIWM
>>151346149Mutant
Bailey my fuckin wife
>>151350647kek
>>151351089>years of joy as she start killing everyone
>>151351238*tears
>>151345338Even in the future, is is the fate of all quinjets to crash.
Hey, thread is still up. Anyways, the Spider-Man Holiday Spectacular that's out today has Peter visiting the New Orleans X-Men and (AFAIK) meeting the Outliers for the first time to celebrate Christmas together.It was a pretty cute sequence so I thought I'm going to share it here in case you missed it.
And that's it. The rest of the comic is just two pages that shows Peter meeting up with Aunt May again and celebrating New Year on the cruise.
>>151344759That bottom of the page feels exploitable. Primed for a BEGONE THOT edit or something from someone more clever than myself.
>>151350152Marvel rolling timeline.
>>151344767Apparently Kitty didn't pay enough attention to Dougie during the Krakoa years. Dude was scheming right alongside the others, trying to outplay their game, and made several major fuckups like letting Moira go with a Warlocked arm.
>>151349357Who the fuck would ever own stock in Cotrez Inc.? Maybe as pillow stuffing or lining the cat box, but...
>>151344852>took away the very thing that made me who I amThe douchey ponytail? It's still there, dude.
>>151352392He also attends a party hosted by Binary :^)
>>151352392I wonder how many X-Men know his identity
>>151352411Are they actual characters?
>>151353350Yeah that's the Uncanny X-Men cast and a few old Gen X teammates.
>>151353350Yeah, Angelo and Jono were with Jubilee in Generation X
>>151345727
>>151344919 It's whatever it wants to be.t. Egon Spengler
I hate that we're getting ANOTHER horribly averted timeline that must be prevented at all costs story events only a few years after we had Sins of Several Sinisters feeding Enigma each time. I get it, writing is hard, but please find some other storyline in the X Toybox that hasn't been rehashed so recently.
>>151355056if its any consolation this means we'll be getting another Dark Phoenix rerun soontm
>>151355056Unfortunately Old Man Brevoort saw that it was the 30th anniversary of the Age of Apocalypse and decided that they absolutely needed to do a tribute event even though no one was actually building up to it.
>>151355113
>>151355236then after that we can have Decimation/House of M 2.0 as a treat
>>151345421variant cover for this issueRadioactive Spider-Man #2 Juan Ferreyra VariantRadioactive Spider-Man #2 Rod Reis VariantRadioactive Spider-Man #2 1:25 Salvador Larroca Variant
other covers
>>151355380sexo
>>151355400The actual sexo
>>151355438I don't think Logan skewering Scott's central lobe is canon
>>151345061Well that was rushed and only cost a shitty piece of real estate that surely is something mutants are used to by now.
>>151355838Yeah, that cover's all wrong. Cyclops was the one who blasted his hand off while his claws were still retracted, so he wouldn't already have the metal covering on his arm, and Wolverine responded by slashing him across the face, not piercing through it.
>>151355389That's not ectoplasmic goo, just my ejaculation goon
Why's Doug evil now?
>>151356428He won a contest to become the heir of Apocalypse. Survival of the fittest.
>>151356512Why would that make him evil?
>>151356428>NowBetween letting Nature Girl go to do more Ecofascist terrorism and letting Sabertooth turn the pit from a figurative Hell into a literal one Doug was starting his heel turn all the way back through Krakoa
>>151356581his mommy dommy wife wouldn't peg him anymore
>>151356581Everything touched by Apocalypse tends to turn evil.
Threesome with Elbecca and Bailey
>>151356428He's a hetero white male in $currentyear and he's blonde.
>>151345006At least it isn't Alzheimers like Finesse...
>>151358767She doesn't have always on recording, so she didn't use up all her memory as quickly
>>151345006I'll keep your jitter warm and jittery
Longshots is the best thing out of this event
>>151359525I think Elbecca is good too.
>>151345693Blink bump
>Brevoort is now using art depicting Kwannon as variant covers for the Ninja Betsy miniKWABThe Brevoort Humiliation Ritual continues
>>151344991Apparently he turns into whatever kind of dragon is native to the area he's inThat's why he was a feathered serpent in the first issue of UXM
>>151361351Nobody care about non hot asian Betsy
>>151345040>unironically calling themselves the Uncanny X-menSure maybe they didn't actually mention the "uncanny" part but its still cringe to leave it in there instead of just being "X-men". What is it about these members that make the team "uncanny" in the first place, really?
>>151349908Things would generally be better if he didn't have to deal with shitty editors like Brevoort.
>>151355409>>151355417>>151355431Rogue with Major's haircut will never cease to be sexo
>>151345231i really like her :)
>>151362812Shame she will be stuck in the future
someone's supposed to survive the event right? like rasputin from sos? where's rasputin now?
>>151363242>someone's supposed to survive the event right?Scott and Hank will come back to warn people of what happened>where's rasputin now?Written out of the books because Brevoort fears her
>>151363312>come backaren't their current & aor selves swapped right now?
>>151363312>Written out of the books because Brevoort fears herShe's an in-universe Mary Sue, too OP to stick around. Gillen was too much of a coward to write her out himself, should have had her stay on Krakoa along with all the other nobodies.
>>151363325They'll swap back eventuallyAssuming they don't die horribly in the future
>>151361351Does it really matter at this point?
>Deathdream is a spiderman fanIf this leads to my crackship becoming canon...
>>151363242Unless we get an older version of someone the only choice is one of the kids
>>151361351Yes? That's her body isn't it?
Bump
>>151344781ghost kitty is so curvy
>>151344831smug doug
>>151344852>>151344858>>151344862this was funny asf, there's never enough Cortez suffering in this world
>>151344996damn hotoru, cover them up slut
>>151352399>the one and mostly onlysigh
>>151368326What is he supposed to say when there are so many clones,robots, and other versions of Spider-Man?
>>151368394just sighing at absolute state itself really
>>151355380truly bendis' only good decision
I truly tried to give X-Men a chance, but it's like they're bombarding me with bad after bad story and I lost the sense of what's going on and stopped caring. >>151367506Somehow, I thought that Doug sleeping with Danger was a rock bottom for his character, yet it feels less clownish than this attempt to make him this.
>>151368537Danger is an ideal form. You should have sex with her.
>>151344717event fatiguenostalgia fatiguerelaunch fatiguerenumering fatigueJust make x-men books for 2 years without event nor crossovers>X-MEN UNITED #1Written by EVE L. EWINGArt by TIAGO PALMAConnecting Covers A & B by STEFANO CASELLIOn Sale 3/11>The premise: every corner of X-history — every generation, team, and ideology — comes crashing together under a single massive initiative: Graymatter Lane. Founded by Emma Frost with an all-star roster of faculty including Wolverine, Magneto, Beast, Rogue, and Storm, Graymatter Lane isn’t just another mutant school…it’s a global nexus where mutants can learn, train, clash, and evolve. But not everyone on the X-Men is thrilled about opening yet another institution in Xavier’s name — especially when this one seems destined for chaos.>Marvel describes the series as a dramatic, action-packed hub for the entire X-line, bringing classic Astonishing X-Men and Wolverine & the X-Men energy to a brand-new generation. Expect secrets from Mr. Sinister, romance rekindled, a major injury on day one, and Cyclops potentially tearing the whole project down from the inside.>Ewing calls the project “some of the most fun” she’s ever had writing comics, praising how Graymatter Lane allows for strange, surreal storytelling while still paying homage to decades of X-Men history. Palma, who designed the trippy new campus, says the gig feels “unreal” and relished the chance to reimagine such an iconic mutant setting.>The debut issue features connecting covers by Stefano Caselli, using the same art that helped announce Marvel’s new X-era at NYCC.
>>151368582why are Golb's eyes so big?
>>151368582I see Rogue absorbed Daredevil's powers for the photoshoot.
>>151368582Already hate it hope it gets destroyed
>>151368582Brevoort really wants to make Eve Ewing happen huh? Tipping that fedora as hard as he can.
>>151368582Why is scott such an asshole
>>151368582Wasn't exceptional the lowest selling core book? It almost went out of the top 100. How did Eve get the flagship book
>>151369171Black woman magic
>>151369140He's the best at what he does, and what he does is have a single eye with violent discharges.
>>151369171Her last one was probably the most "school age muggas" of the last batch by proportion. Uncanny was the only other one even trying that, and had less actual schoolness.
Is there a single X-Men left whos powers werent powercreeped to become "reality warper but with a different excuse". It somehow only happens to X-Men too you barely see powercreep that ruins the point of the original power elsewhere in marvel.
>>151363312>>151364273I mean its not exclusively a SoS thing you know, Cable and Bishop are also technically survivors from bad future timelines, isn't there also a Nate from the Apocalypse timeline technically around? I think there's gonna be more than just have Scott and Hank be the ones to avert the crisis.
>>151369830>>151368582Do you actually want discussion or are you just e-gimps like those mopey fags in the Spider-man threads
>>151369830This has a lot of >Nah I'd win energy
this is the dumbest fucking event. dear god i rather go back to the last days of krakoa
>>151368582If only you knew...