>The Dark Knight and the Merc with a Mouth team up for an adventure so mind-bending you'll think you’re in a dream! Brought to you by legendary creators Grant Morrison and Dan Mora!Deadpool/Batman Storytime - >>150422905
bump if you're reading
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>>151349927Kismet my beloved
gimme a sec gotta stitch together a double page spread
>>151349927A bit of a random reference least they didn't use the GODS redesign for eternity
>>151349927One page in and Morrison's already dogwalking Zeb's efforts
>>151350248MORRISON YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>151350074>Amalgam KeysSo the Overlook Hotel, but for DC/Marvel Crossovers
>>151349959that's some tonguework right there
>>151350004yes Wade, I can see you toothis is not the first time you know
>>151350074Hawk Owl is a bit of a Deep Cut for a Marvel Batman Erzats
>>151350054>not as good as SladeWadebros...
>>151350074>>151350369https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Danner_(Earth-1610)
>>151350248Grandma get your hand out of my head
>>151350377The fuck?
>>151350356>middle panelwonder why Mora formatted it so it's two characters from the same company and then a character from the other company.
>>151350377BASED>>151350459> zoomer doesn't know about dark claw
>>151350442Yeah, only appeared in Ultimate Adventure compared to the other Marvel Batman-type characters, he's a deep cut.
>>151350503>Morrison pushing his ocsShocking?
>>151350356who's between Death (?) and Hela?
>>151350538Black Racer from the New Gods
>>151350377KINOOOOOOOO
>>151350537so this comic is just some asshole's fanfiction brought to life?
>>151350537>Earth-7642So the old Marvel/DC crossover universe
>>151350525>>151350537>Morrison writing themselves into the comicoh no, not again!
>>151350538black racer
>>151350503Damian would go insane if he had to work under Deadpool
>>151350561Welcome to comics
>>151350537there was someone on the Reddit AMA asking if Morrison minded about the Writer being killed offMorrison you funny fuck
>>151350537>>151349854I don’t know if I love or hate this comic. It’s super creative, fast-paced, tongue in cheek, but it also reads as Morrison winging it and just cashing a check with nonsense and a badly paced plot. What’s your feeling about it, /co/-mrades?
>>151350664what the hap is fuckening
>>151350664amazingthe universes are having full-blown sex, mad lads
>>151350664Why does Mora change how Old Cassandra's face is in this book?Wasn't she always portrayed as an old woman beforehand?
>>151350688I appreciate it as an official shitpost, and I’m ashamed to admit it’s made me laugh like thrice already. But yeah it’s probably just Morrison cashing a cheque. At least it’s kinda fun!
>>151349854Grant Morrison still writes?
>>151350732that's not a second cassandra anon...
>>151350664Is this some sort of meta commentary about "Marvel fucking DC"?
>>151350732tshe's being drawn both old and kinda young at the same time, strange
>>151350688>a badly paced plot.He does say on an earlier page that the plot doesn't have to be the best possible so he's just having some fun
>>151350688Morrison is clearly having fun and this is what apparently led to them wanting to do more comics again, including a Sebastian O sequel
>>151350779> stopping at e is for...grant thinks he's slick
>>151350803>the head ornaments on the bed tableskek
>>151350803>they were fucking on Eternity’s capeThat’s just unhygienic.>Brothers helmetsWhat did he mean by this
>>151350160Neat to have Spider-Boy's web gun make an appearance.
>>151350831THE bROTHERS WERE JUST THEM DOING COSPLAY SEX
>>151350811>>151350822>>151350831>>151350852guys explain plz
>>151350803So Marvel is a quick popper and DC an slut.
>>151350882that was retarded, but better than wells
>>151350779ok now tell meis this earth prime batman? is this earth-616 deadpoo? I don't get it.
>>151350865Those are Eternity and Kismet, arguably the embodiment both the Marvel and DC cosmology. The helmets come from the guys in Marvel vs DC
>>151350954Why does Hellblazer/Dr Strange story require three different writers?
>>151350688thought it'd be crazy, even more meta, maybe like a multiversal trip but it was funnier than I expected
>>151350962>>151351006>pictures during a story timehave you no respect?
>>151350962>cosplay/incest sexsomeone give Grant an Eisner
>>151350803>rateIs Eternity a gigolo?
>>151350043I'm actually surprised Morrison leaned into the whole "Deadpool is a Deathstroke rip-off". If anything I thought Zeb Wells would be the one to do that.Could have made a joke about age of consent though.
>>151351063must be, I thought this guy already had a cosmic waifu in Marvel
>>151350882call back to how he ended Animal Man, I see.
>>151351020Are there dumping more? I think that was it.
>>151351110Isn't John meant to be a pretty shit magic user?Why would he be considered Sorcerer Supreme
>>151351143He's John. He's lying.
>>151351153We are dealing with Heckblazer John here so it's more likely the writers forgot that fact John is meant to be shit
>>151351075or John Jittersor Clyde/Charles Constantine>>151351143I fully expect John to steal and give back the Sorcerer Supreme title on a regular basis
>>151351205with how easy strange gives it up yeah
Grant Morrison annotationsopen.substack.com/pub/grantmorrison/p/1911-farewell-5th-wall
>>151351389nice
>>151351534
>>151351534More chemistry than John has with Zatanna.
>>151351398Maybe the point about DC magic character being more Grim and Dark would have worked better if they didn't choose Neron as DC Devil character and instead went with the First Fallen or even Lucifer.Neron is and always will be a silly 90s character
I'm assuming that this mysterious bald writer has a Scottish accent.
>>151351143
>>151351534are they going to...you know...
>>151351658>are you just a regular guyyea but he's sexy and does back flips, BIG DIFFERENCES>>151351676the "dog" is still hidden, is this Johnathan
>>151351799How bland and uninteresting but I guess it's exactly what I expected from a Tom Taylor story.
>>151350004>the names in the fourth wallGoddammit, Morrison.
>>151351819should have been laura and damian. imagine the possibilities
>>151351559Did you not read the last one? Some of the stories were only 3-4 pages.
>>151349891>bump if you're readingSTOP TELLING ME TO BUMP YOU BUMPFUCK
>>151351954bump damn you
>>151350954Genuinely refused to buy this because f these being included. I hate most of these writers. Happy to see the Morrison portion wasnt all that worth it either, dont feel like I missed out at all.
>>151350590No, the first thing he will ask if if Wade's daughter has a BF and if Wade can teach him his tricks while he teaches him how to do bat voices.
>>151351941Christ this was awful. You swap Hulk out for Killer Croc or any other DC big guy and absolutely nothing about this story would change.
>>151351982>and if Wade can teach him his tricks while he teaches him how to do bat voices.eh, nice actually
>>151351234>>151351212lmao, another chance to watch the pence sta-ack job.
>>151351979seems to be the opposite of the Marvel one where the main story was pretty wea,k but the Back Ups were good.
>>151352046another challenger for the Kamala Bowl has entered
>>151352046>>151352064>Static is Miles’s PaulHeh
>>151352054ironically Deadpool was the only good part of the 1st storyif you take him out, that story was the most basic Batman/Joker plot I've ever read, like the type of adventure written at the back of a toy box
TIL Morrison and Deadpool do not mix.
>>151352103God has anyone ever managed to make those stupid MCU hardlight powers look good?! They don't even look connected to Kamala in this one...
>>151352074why would they argue over that
are these things really selling as well as some people are saying ?
>>151351613I fucking hate Tom Taylor.
>>151352192trying to assess dominance over each other >>151352214yes, to the point they're asking Marvel to push out more on their side
>>151352074Brunobros….. are we an afterthought?
i have absolutely no interest in DC KO
>>151352252>are we an afterthoughtthe entire Kamalaverse is, poor miss has no ongoing since forever
>>151351613This was extremely bland and boring
>>151351772Wow, this page is bad even for taylor
>>151352046Virgil is too much of a chad to hangout with a dork like Kamala.
so far neither crossover has been worth it imo.
>>151352349they do say opposite attracts
>>151351270>Haha, it won't be a big de->AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJohn KWABstantine, everyone
>even scanned the ads based
>>151352391That is basically regular Constantine, making a choice that inevitably would come to fuck him in the ass.
>>151350766Morrison and he probaby had the same idea, the fuckable cassandra from the movie and the old hag from the comic changing faces every single time to show "conflict"
>>151350803>perpetua is a slutBatkek was right
>>151352391hey come on, he learned something new at the end!>inb4 he gets drunk and forgets>>151352415unnf, sexy old hag...
>>151352046Wasn’t Virgil’s mom dead or was that a cartoon thing?
>>151352480Cartooon
>>151352447That is Kismet not perpetua.
>>151352391>>151352410Constantine unexpectedly stumbling into the deep end of magic/the cosmos should almost always end with him getting his shit pushed in.
>>151352156True, Morrison is too intelligent, imaginative and genuinely nuts to successfully write Deadpool.
>>151352031It is to mock Slade every time he shows up, he still has ptsd over the batman and superman annual where he showed up working for earth 3.
>>151349854If they did this ten years ago it would’ve been iron man and Batman and it would’ve been better probably
>>151352095Nu Virgil is Trick Williams from NXT.
>>151349854Didn’t this already come out I’m confused
>>151352537SLUTmet
>>151352813Marvel did one. Now DC did one. Marvel's was Deadpool/Batman in SeptemberDC's came out today, thats Batman/Deadpool
>>151350664Ayo is this allowed
>>151352841Ah I see, shit. Gotta run to the comic shop then
>>151352886>Gotta run to the comic shop thenbruva NOOO
>>151352252who
>>151352269The tie-ins are fun. >>151352813That was Marvel's books.
I enjoyed this a lot. Morrison being goofy is fun. I was terrified that the Harley/Hulk story would be a follow up to the Harley brap comic, so this was nice compared to my expectations.And it's always nice to see Static, even if he had to be paired up with that freak with big hands.
>>151350054The only writer at DC that understands Batman's voice
>>151353044It was good in all, it is a shame we’ll never get the spidey static team up you know McDuffie always wanted
>>151353068Miles with black lighting powers, take it or leave it lol
>>151350248I was thinking it would be Quire but this is even better
>>151350004Man animal man was so good
>>151350650Is this a shot at Marvek Zombies and Deceased
>>151350664great metaphor for "losing it" and relying on decades of your own constructed infrastructure to get you through the new. going through the motions
>>151350803Didnt Morrison mention in an old interview that he'd fuck the living incarnation of DC comics or something like that? I remember a screenshot of it would show up in Hypercrisis threads back in the day
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>>151351772I fucking hate taylor
>>151350688Feels like him playing out the hits, with a couple covers of other bands, which is fine. Lots of bands try to push their newer material and it's just not as good as the classics.
Deadpool/Batman>Didn't like the main story>Like the crossoversBatman/Deadpool>Like the main story>Didn't like the crossoversI'm also disappointed there was a secret amalgam story like Logo.
>>151353044I didn't really understand what was going on in the main story. I quite liked the Nightwing/X-23 one though.
>>151353660*There wasn't a Logo in the DC one.
>>151350688I think the premise didn't have anything workable to begin, just "mash action figures", so he just made it a fun mashing of action figures for fans to recognise things of
>>151350822The Brothers!
all of this was lame
>>151350664
>>151351251It's interesting that previous crossovers painted DC as the world that looks shiny bright classic capes to an outsider, but since the world of magic in DC has been turned into the world of adult dark comics by Vertigo stuff and similar, the situation becomes reversed here
>>151350561First time reading Morrison?
>>151353682same :(
>>151351720>>151351749we don't actually get told why killer croc took the wolverine? even if just "he's been going feral lately"?
>>151353068i think Spider-Man was banned until the next tie-in happens next year
>>151353958Yeah, they're saving both Spidey and Supes for the 50th Anniversary of Superman vs Spider-Man next year.
>>151350377Now there's a face I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.
>>151353794It's nothing like it, Rob, you egomaniac hack
>>151353794Deadbat's a cooler name than Batpool.
>>151354084Lmao just like his calling Stegman's metal cowled Wolvie Stryfe, and on and on, love Rob in this mode it's classic
>>151349854uh based?
>>151350248based
>>151350503*ahem*FUCK THAT FAGGOT TIM DRAKE AND ALL THE FAGS WHO STILL LIKE HIM
>>151351772what the dog doin
>>151352400this kudos to him like the old timesonly 3 new variant covers since last 4 monthsDC / Marvel: Batman / Deadpool #1 Clay Mann Virgin VariantDC / Marvel: Batman / Deadpool #1 Impulse Creations Dan Panosian VariantDC / Marvel: Batman / Deadpool #1 Sad Lemon Comics / KRS Comics Brian Bolland Virgin Variant
>>151355158Bolland is so lazy these days, but is still a great artist
>>151351799How hard did she proceed to take his ass?
>>151354016It means Superwoman/Lois and Spider-Woman/Mary Jane gawking on who has the best husband.And Clark telling Peter that he should go back to his old Job with JJ and grow up and let no one tell him that he is a terrible photographer or Journalist, thus making peter more closer to nuUltimate peter the pulitzer jounalist.
>>151353451There’s something in that water. Something… unpleasant.
Two out of three notable Cassadras at Marvel are both old hags, but DC's premier ones are cute younger girls. What gives?
>>151351930It’s not the length that bothers me, it’s the plot. They wasted 10 pages of a fucking magician crossover on talking about interesting shit instead of showing it. It ends just when it was supposed to be getting started. Fuck that.
>>151351212>Ghost Rider vs. Swamp ThingGuess it's slightly more visually interesting than Swamp Thing vs. Man-Thing.
>>151350664>two abstracts get a hotter sex scene in one panel than any of the big two comics for years
garbage that im sure oldfags will eat up just because theyre nostalgic for inter company crossovers
when is the next crossover
>>151350688>What’s your feeling about it, /co/-mrades?It's just fluff. Meaningless nothing. Morrison is phoning it in, but he's too good to turn out a truly shit comic so it stands out among the rest in this nothingburger of a crossover by having a little bit of cleverness and cheeky fun injected in.Ultimately all of this is very, very skippable. If they tried to get an actual story going I might be interested, but this was all designed as a cash grab to begin with. I give it an eh/5.
>>151356148somewhen next year
>>151355171Some real 90's energy in this cover, I dig it.
so this was bullshit right
>>151350688I got all the references, so it pandered to me nicely.It's a one-shot that was going to be 24 pages the editor got it bumped to 27, it's not going to be some epic tale.
>>151351177Anon look at his face he obviously can't believe strange thinks he's a supreme sorcerer and is pulling a fast one
>>151350664Kek. Feels like Morrison has been reading threads on here with everyone always saying the big 2 just keep doing "what if x character was y character" stories and them running outta ideas.Also wtf? Kismet and Eternity definitely getting more freaky than JLA/Avengers. >>151350779Still confused about the 7642 distinction. Did he show up during this? Or is this Morrison basically saying this shitpost story is canon?>>151350803It would be odd if they were the brothers. Maybe they just like their masks or the brothers are just chilling as floating heads watching their relatives fuck.Also will anyone explain more about Kismet? I barely know her. Looking her up shows she hid in a small girl's body and had an electric superman costume? Weird. DC's cosmology is similarly confusing at the top. Even moreso than Marvel. So Kismet is the DC universe embodiment? I felt like there was something else that fit that role.
>>151351389I thought the fifth wall was the barrier between two narrators
>>151356358it's even funnier when Morrison explained/wrote DC's cosmology in Multiversity...without Kismet today's the first time I hear about heryou'd think the usual Crisisbros at DC would use her, but nope again
>>151355158Would've been better if DP was putting a disabled Babs in the Professor X chair or riding the back of it while she flew around in it, or was eating a joker fish.>>151355149Ew.>>151353794Kek. Liefeld be like the Cliffy B of comics, always talking a big game and distorting shit to make himself more important than he is. I mean almost evrrybody does that but Liefeld has that same small guy overcompensating vibe has that Cliffy also has.>>151353757I like tha brothas. Them just being the even larger more omniversal (whatever that means) versions of esch company possibly only being 2nd to each one's main head honcho is good. The Presence and TOAA being the creators/executives at each company while the brothers are the creations/company themselves, fits in my book. Eternity and Kismet are the multiverses that exist within the canon while tha brothas and head guys are in canon, they are much more rare and special.
thanks
>>151350803Will this get Morrison closer to his goal of incarnating the DCU into a physical being he can fuck?
>>151350399Wade's good, but I think he's too impulsive, easily distracted, and might have too good of a pain tolerance, so he's probably gotten worse at avoiding danger since Weapon X. Slade, for his own part, does need to dodge hits in order to survive, plus all the performance enhacing upgrades.
>>151350097I do like Batman's sheer tolerance for Wade's buffoonery. Come to think of it, there was a solid period pre-52 where Bruce was probably the most tolerant of Plastic Man's antics. I miss when they were friends. Honest to god, I'd kill for a Batman/Plastic Man team up run.
it would have been cool to see a batfamil wolverine family crossover. Wolverine - BatmanLaura - Nightwing?Gabby - Damian?Daken - Jason?
>>151350377This is unironically a good design. Honestly feels like an improvement in some ways.
>>151357009Most of those characters have nothing to say to each other. Crossovers should focus on characters where them meeting each other results in something interesting.
>>151357258>Most of those characters have nothing to say to each othernot with that attitude>>151356944yea, Slade is way more stable and professionnal
>>151350399Isn't his entire MO facetanking things because of healing factor?
>>151350803>The amalgalm brother in the cuck chair
>>151350043>I was designed to function without feet KEK
>>151357830holy fuck I just got it
>8.99 USDhighway robbery
>>151350664God I wish Dan Mora would draw hentai, specifically Wonder Woman.Wonder Woman with shotas.
>>151358326>shotas.you were based until you said this
>>151357868I didn’t :(explain pls?
>>151358753Liefeld can't draw feet and frequently doesn't to cover up that fact.
>>151350356>lucky i didn't the ABSOLUTE edition Heh
>>151358799What a way to find out Liefeld created the guy, god damn.
hell ye
>>151351819Yeah, pretty much what I was going to say>>151351885Ooo, yeah. That could have been more fun
>>151350650>>151350664This is extra meta because Morrison created Cassandra Nova and is basically pulling an animal man on her. Breaking her with the 4th wall and the fact that he made her to begin with.
>>151350503But is he kawaii?
>>151358563Sorry anon, shota x Wonder Woman is wombo combo
>>151350004>Rick was hereAre we taling Rick Jones or fucking Rick Sanchez?
>>151350043>"But hey, thanks for asking. It confirms something I've been wondering about you--"What?
>>151350356>Death of Endless isn't blackThere's still hope
>>151350537LEX LUTHOR?
>>151351053>Neron instead of Lucifer MorningstarGAY and LAME
>>151351143His unborn brother was supposed to be the new Merlin or some shit. But if the writers knew their shit, they would've at least referenced Tim Hunter, who is the actual sorceror supreme of DC.
>>151353451was this legit or something someone made up after an experience with grant?
>>151358840Wait, you seriously didn't know?
>>151353451>he was willing to involve Millar in a threesomeOH GOD...
>>151361215you're gay and lame
>>151349854>Oh cool I gue->Grant MorrisonHypercrisis bros??
Worse than the first one
>>151351534Man the idea of john as a character sounds so cool but every time i happen to read something with him in it, it kinda sucks. What's up with that?
>>151361873Most writers don't know how to write him / he doesn't belong with actual superheroes.>Tynion, Williamson, SnyderCase in point, they are too American to get it
>>151351799poor Dick, 80+ year old hero with a massive legacy being likened to this throwaway garbage me too wanna be.
I like meta references from Morrison here way better than previous Batman and Deadpool team up and I like Dr.Strange and John meeting
Dick and Bucky meeting are no brainer what the heck DC/Marvel?
>>151361943I just want 'conman bluffs his way through magical bullshit' but every story I've read turns into 75% haha you care you're a good person :)
>>151362031Just read the Delano or the Ennis run anon
>>151361352No, U
>>151361873The last good Constantine book was Spurrier's. Just be sure to not read the second volume.
>>151350664>her fucking legs are up by his shouldersHOLY SHIT
>>151362062Sure thing. Thank you.
>>15136194780 years and not a single interesting story.
>>151362157Ironically, be sure to read Spurrier's indie comic, Damn Them All. It's a better sequel to the original Hellblazer than his own Hellblazer. Just think the main character is Gemma and her uncle is John. He clearly wrote it with that intention.
>>151362330add Carey to that. His was the longest stretch of consistently good John we had. I enjoy Jenkins' run too, though I know many don't, it just feels John is at his most human in it. And while the overall run is bad, I think Azzarello has some BITS AND PIECES that are interesting and effective, like the chapter where he bums a car ride from a couple criminals in America.
>>151361947
>>151363171Yeah, it is pretty good. Much better than the shit Milligan pulled with Gemma. And also ended prematuretly.
>>151363196I fucking hate taylor so much
>>151363214you've already said so like three times in this thread alone. we get it
>>151361295I really didn’t know lol. I don’t think I’ve read a single Deadpool comic except this one. I really don’t like the character much.
>>151363196Putting X-23 in Logan's shitty old clothes was the worst idea Marvel ever had.
>>151363367one cant be wolverine dressed like this
>>151363415She's not Wolverine and will never be Wolverine. Wolverine is Logan. Laura is X-23. Marvel knows this, they're just trying to piss people off and end up damaging both characters in the process.
>>151363483>She's not Wolverine> All-New Wolverine (2015-) >Laura Kinney: Wolverine (2024-) >X-Men: Blood Hunt - Laura Kinney The Wolverine (2024-)
>>151363761I bet you think miles is spidey don't you
>>151363853Miles is a Spider-Man yes
can someone put this on mega
>>151350561U r gay
>>151357741yea but he's a fucking clown at it
>>151363761Marvel calling her Wolverine does not make her Wolverine in the minds of anyone on Earth. When you say "Wolverine", not a single person thinks of Laura. Even the people writing those comics you listed don't think of Laura when they hear "Wolverine".
Every single of these are like lightweight Heros team up to go after 1 panel villainy. Christ. This is too safe to call entertaining.
how much money are the companies losing by not putting this out digitally? sure more people would pirate if it were on the free sites but by not putting it online they probably lose some sales too, no? how many people dont have comic shops near them
>>151363761Marvel, by Disney mandate, is desperately trying to push "legacy" characters to take over mantles so they don't have to recast for the MCU. This is just another aspect of that, nobody accepts it or takes it seriously.
>>151364025no u
>>151350377Somehow, DarkClaw returned
>>151360655Damien is what the kids call "moe"
>>151364532tsundere even
>>151350664MarvelCHADS are so lucky....
is superman spiderman confirmed or just rumor
>>151363761Laura keeps working my dick into a shoot
>>151364745>a shoothuh?
>>151364716It's been confirmed, we're getting Superman/Spider-Man and Spider-Man/Superman for the 50th anniversary of Superman vs. Spider-Manhttps://aiptcomics.com/2025/10/02/superman-spider-man-dc-2026/
>>151363761ask your granmpa that is 59 or 65 years old who is wolverine.His answer will the THE TRUTH.
>>151350537
>>151363872
>>151364892>made him even more similar than himselfGraaaant
>>151364769You see, anon appropriated a pro wrestling term ("worked into a shoot", meaning "to take fabricated scenarios too seriously and becoming upset) into a euphemism for cumming
>>151364792niiiiiiceee
>>151361853Shaddap, Marvel shill
>>151366292...it's all Marvel Anon
>>151364130>how much money are the companies losing by not putting this out digitally?not that much this one is apparently going to digital at some point at least
>>151364130Most people don't buy digital comics especially after Comixology sold out to Amazon resulting in an even worse experience. The subscription services are probably fine, but the digital issues are pretty much a "hey free comics for everyone with the purchase of one" deal.
>>151351820Is eating a chili dog supposed to "tease" Harley farting? FML
>>151355149They let AI make covers?
>>151366950The writer is a fat woman, she's just expressing her love of food.
