Why did Ultimate Reed even wear glasses? He clearly doesn't need them as The Maker
>>151351856He hates himself
>>151351856NERDERD
>>151351856Wearing glasses makes him look more like a cuckhold, which was the plan.
>>151352044If wearing glasses is a secondary sexual characteristic of a cuckold and my wife wears glasses, does that mean I'm going to get raped by some Stacy?
>>151352164No it's a sign of an undesirable pig when a woman does it
>>151352164Sex with your wife.
>>151351856SUE!
>>151351856He forgot to take them off
>>151351856To see
>>151351856He got stretch contacts
>>151352164No, if it’s a woman wearing it you’re going to blow her back out to the point she needs a wheelchair
>>151351856He wanted to be like Plastic Man
Sue Storm has to kiss Namor in Ultimate Universe
>>151356760Reed returned the favor
