THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL OF THEM? 14?

I would have expected more.

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>>151357761
>I would have expected more.
Me too, but to be fair the last one is pretty broad.

>>151357717
Does the concept of heresy exist outside of catholic and orthodoxy teachings?

>>151357717
>I decided to compile a list of every single theological heresy in Hazbin Hotel
Why?

>>151357717
That's stupid, you're stupid.

>>151357717
>1. There is no mention of God whatsoever. The origins of Heaven and the angels are left unspecified.
would you rather He be portrayed as a bearded old man?
>2. Lucifer was kicked out of Heaven for being a too-cool-for-school kind of rebel, not the let's-usurp-God kind of rebel.
>it's a story told from the perspective of hell so it makes sense
>3. Angels created earth and gave birth to humanity, rather than God creating Earth and forming man out of dust.
well, they're assistants of creation no?
>4. Lilith's general existence. She is a figure from medieval Jewish mysticism, and long postdates Christian tradition.
the show clearly takes from many sources but all within abrahamic tradition
>5. Adam being a misogynistic asshole.
he's prehistoric of course he was a mysoginist, back then the standards were very low
>6. Lucifer tempting Eve out of a desire to empower her and give her free will.
nobody actually knows the snake's motivation but that one is as good as any
>7. Hell coming into existence after the creation of the Earth.
earth was created before sin duh
>8. The existence of the exorcists/exterminators, and the implication that immortal souls may be destroyed.
book of revelations shows this is possible
>9. The idea that a human somehow becomes an angel upon entering Heaven.
It happened to Prophet Eliyahu and possibly Enoch
>10. The claim that no human has ever successfully entered Heaven except Adam. (and maybe St. Peter?)
well that one is weird, where did you get that?
>11. The souls of the damned being able to enter Heaven.
many christians claim old pagan greek philosophers are in some sort of limbo so the damned can become undamned
>12. The only types of angels being normal angels and Seraphim.
perhaps there are other parts of heaven akin helluva boss
>13. Seraphim having four wings instead of six, and having a bunch of eyes (a trait of the Ophanim, not Seraphim).
many sources
>14. The apparent mortality of angels.
what means?

>>151357717
>13. Seraphim having four wings instead of six, and having a bunch of eyes (a trait of the Ophanim, not Seraphim)
Anon?
The three Seraphim in the show all sport 6 wings.
The eye thing is correct though.

>>151357717
>Abel isn't human
Nani? Did Cain know something?

>>151358816
>would you rather He be portrayed as a bearded old man?
Yes.
>It happened to Prophet Eliyahu and possibly Enoch
No, they were assumed into Heaven. They didn't become angels.
>many christians claim old pagan greek philosophers are in some sort of limbo so the damned can become undamned
Those Christians are wrong. There is nothing Biblically supporting that.

>>151359648
>Yes.
It's a comedy show, I guarantee you'd be complaining that they made Him a fool or too pathetic
>No, they were assumed into Heaven. They didn't become angels.
in jewish tradition Eliyahu became an angel
and enoch is tricky because the book of enoch is only semi-canon by way of kabbalah, but he became Metatron
>Those Christians are wrong. There is nothing Biblically supporting that.
well, Dante was heavily influential despite not being a priest but a poet

>>151357717
>There is no mention of God whatsoever. The origins of Heaven and the angels are left unspecified.
Vox refers to heaven as the Holy Kingdom of God during Once We Get Up There
and the bird girl is literally "God's Speaker"

Sir Pentious? More like Sir Precious

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>>151359753
Love

>>151357717
>10. The claim that no human has ever successfully entered Heaven
When did they say that?

>>151357717
ok schizo

>>151359703
>It's a comedy show, I guarantee you'd be complaining that they made Him a fool or too pathetic
I would, because this show literally cannot happen if God was accurate to irl.

>>151357717
Anon it's a fucking cartoon. Even Viv said this show isn't canon to the Christverse. Don't take it seriously.

>>151359851
I need him

>>151357717
it's not a heresy if it's not claiming to be an interpretation of Christianity.

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see? i knew you were a killjoy

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>>151357717
>The claim that no human has ever successfully entered Heaven except Adam
That's just straight up wrong, all they say is that Adam was the first to enter heaven, not that he's the only one.

>forming man out of dust
Uh, you're not a creationist, are you? Because if there is one thing I'm pretty sure nobody expected to be taken seriously or literally, it's the idea that the first two humans were a walking clay doll and his genderbent clone grown from a rib. If it offends you that it's not literally the case here, I don't know what to tell you.

>>151357717
Only equally retarded trannies and zealots (not real believers) still think this dogshit show is related to christian theology, she just borrowed names and some roles AT MOST.

So "eternal death" as mentioned by Vox is what happens when you double-die? Just gone? Nothing?
Seems anti-climactic, given Hell's citizens (prior to the S2 finale) seem so cavalier about death, both for those around them and for themselves. Also a rather easy way out for anyone not interested in spending eternity in Hell.

>>151359703
>in jewish tradition Eliyahu became an angel
>and enoch is tricky because the book of enoch is only semi-canon by way of kabbalah, but he became Metatron
Becoming an angel has been heresy since mormons, and those examples are understood to become "like angels" but not angels as the messagers

>>151357717
NERD!!

>>151359851
He looks like a trannycuntboy