I want to hang out with Alan.
>>151359147Why
>>151359147>t. Mr. Landlord
>>151359147And smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the Pee Esh twooooo
>>151359152He's just such a cool guy.
>>151359147What if Allan is revealed to be a rapist, gets arrested and just disappears and is never seen or heard from again? It totally seems like something they would do.
>>151359187I'd laugh if they reveal there's always been two Alans with one spelling his name Allan but they kinda already made that joke on halloween
well OP you're in luckmy name is Alan.nice to meet you.
>>151359152so we can eat cookies and lick the crumbs off each each other
>>151359161Such a perfectly delivered line
The show just isn't the same without Tyler
>>151359147Alan the Albanian Bektashi
>>151359147I have known people exactly like Alan and they are always fucntional autistic assburgers who end fucking a laundry list of women or end up in a poly relationship where they benefit. Think a mix between sheldon from big bang or destiny the streamer but minus the rape. Monotone mild mannered high functionals are always fuck machines for some reason and their kids are almost identicle in mannurism minus sex drive. They are like a totally different species of human entirely.
>>151360546For me it's the "Hello Alan. Looking for theeeesse?"
>>151359147...Okay.
I wouldn't. One moment you're hanging out and laughing, the next moment he'll try to sneak in a innocent nom. Can't trust him.
what went wrong, alan bros...>>151360765or huge fags
