>>151368317
why should i care

Didn't have time to watch last night and 4chins has been fucking around and making posting a pain
But yes, this is pretty grim. Can't really say I'm surprised though, I'm not particularly hyped for the cast to be running around in the back of shit ass Dominion
Maybe I'll be surprised when I do watch, so have a bump to know I do care enough to see it later lol

>>151368715
Dominion's shit but I preferred it to Rebirth.
Also they managed to make the Pyroraptor good in season 2, so here's hoping they can make the Giga good, too.

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>>151369253
I honestly kinda hate that even if they do
They can't un-slap my face with "Huh? You didn't like us hyping up a new dino only to shit on it in our shit movie? Oh noooo, sorry you feel that way, here's basically a patch to a broken game"
Maybe I'm too spergishly butthurt to get across my point right. I don't blame the show for trying to salvage some of the mess of Fallen Kingdom and Dominion, I'm just fucking mad that those movies were allowed to so bad to begin with

Also holy shit what the fuck were they thinking with Rebirth? "Hey kids, you know all of that work the characters in CC/CT did to save cute dinosaurs like Bumpy? They're all going to waste away and die in terrible pain about ten years from now! :^)"
How is the show supposed to write around shit like that

Anyway I'll be jumping into the season now

>>151368317
It got gay-bashed

>>151369484
>Also holy shit what the fuck were they thinking with Rebirth?
I'm paraphrasing here but David Koepp basically said he's a lazy untalented hack who couldn't think of anything original to do with dinosaurs around the world, so he killed them all off to make sure nobody else could have an original idea in the future either, just to get back to the same old "dinosaur island" formula.
https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/action-movies/jurassic-world-rebirth-writer-didnt-have-a-single-idea-how-to-continue-the-previous-movies-dinosaurs-in-the-our-world-thing-so-he-backtracked-using-a-key-moment-in-michael-crichtons-novel/
Gareth "What Scale?" Edwards also said (paraphrasing here) that's he's a stupid dipshit who thought Dominion failed because it didn't have hybrids and that nobody wants real dinosaurs
https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/sci-fi-movies/jurassic-world-rebirth-director-thinks-the-fact-that-people-arent-that-interested-in-dinosaurs-anymore-in-the-new-sequel-is-honest-and-a-good-reflection-of-where-we-are-with-cinema/

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>Not even five minutes in and Brooklynn is making googoo eyes at Darius with uwuwuuw music
I'm seriously, SERIOUSLY fucking tempted to stop watching right here and now. I thought we were FINALLY FUCKING PAST THIS SHIT
WHY WON'T THEY FUCKING LEARN

>that's what makes you one of the good ones
Sammy no!

DARIUS DIGIVOLVE TO

DARINCEL

>>151369616
If it's so easy for blithering retards to fail upwards why aren't *I* directing my own damn dinosaur movie, huh?!

First couple of eps were really rough with the drama but 4 is turning things around.
Giga still feels like an obligatory formality but if they keep up like this I won't say I hate it

>>151369666
It's Netflix Satan

>>151369616
I'm glad this idea is so shit that Jurassic World Evolution 3 just ignored it and proceeded as if Rebirth never existed.

Sammy remains the fucking worst

I don't think it's possible for Ben to be more of a gigachad than he already is but we've still got 4 more episodes to find out

FUCK I REALLY SHOULD HAVE LET THE FOOTAGE PLAY A FEW MORE SECONDS

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This actually made my draw drop. I think the last time any of the six got this badly fucked was back in season 1/2 when Brooklyn got her arm chomped. The fact it was by a herbivore of all things took some balls, too.