I will take her off your handsI will take her off your handsI will take her off your handsI will take her off your hands
>>151515807>stuckThat's not possible, especially for a woman.
>>151515813Tell that to my mom...
>>151515807No, she mine
Do you all hate Charlie suddenly because you like his poorly drawn girlfriend the same way Gumballcucks hate the fat dad for fucking their waifu?
>>151516111I like charlie because he likes hats and wearing the colour orangeI like that he is christian and a bit chubbyHe is literally me and he is funnyThe way he acts is literally I am a big fan of him as a character I also like he has a nerdy ginger gfHe also has a good taste in girls like meI am his number 1 fan
What if they highschool sweethearts and he is her first/second boyfriend, what if she is really unhappy with him but doesn't have the courage to break up
>>151516248Shut up they both love each otherShe is a fictional character she isn't going to fuck you bro
>>151516248do people really stay in relationships that long? isn't charlie in his late 20s or something?
>>151515813believe it or not plenty of women arent whores and even fear sex
>>151516427*kettle boiling sound*DON'T CONTRADICT ME! I REFUSE TO BE WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING EVER!
My guess is that the sex is absolutely wild and that keeps them together
>>151516417I can think of one person I know that has been with their highschool sweetheart and is now in their 30s, it's incredibly rare.
>>151516427Yeah, no joke. When me and my wife first did it, she was legit terrified since it was her first time.
>>151515807There should be an episode of making Charlie's girlfriend smile
>>151516707did you tell her it will be all ok and that you'd protect her?
>>151516427it's because they're lesbians
>>151515807I don't remember this episode?
>>151516894it's this week's episode, it just came out
>>151516894today
>>151515807>Episode about Charlie's girlfriend breaking with Charlie and they have to make her smile>Charlie refuses to help>Pim is trying his best but she's just in eternal pissed mood>Then they hit and Pim and her starts to make out>It's the NTR episode
>>151516899>>151516904sweet I'll check it out :)
>>151517001>Then they beat up pim>And they both reconcile and kiss>It's the beating up pim makes everyone haopy episode
Anybody got the link to the newest episode please?
>>151516524I know one dude like that too, it's an absolutely sheer coincidence that he's over 6'4 and has a lantern jaw (most guys like him would spent their youth fucking around, though)
>>151516524If your relationship with your high school sweetheart lasts into your 39s and isn't a loveless facsimile of what it once was you either got extremely lucky or neither of you have experienced any significant growth as people. I cannot imagine marrying someone who I would have found attractive at 18 now that I'm 30.
>>151515807I’m entirely convinced she’s a self insert for all the women viewers who think Charlie is hot
>>151515813Women exist outside what you read about them in pol
>>151515807Yellow dick is THAT good
>>151516111He’s been an asshole multiple times before and is clearly rude to herBut you’re not wrong
>>151516111people are worn out on the “fat ugly slob guy and normal attractive girl” trope
>>151517730glep's girl is attractive, zoey is average at best
>>151516111Are you saying attractiveness is a higher priority for anon than actually assessing the emotional stance she would be in during such a situation as that?If so then yes
>>151515807Sorry, but you ain't an alpha male like Charlie
>>151517239Have a torrent:https://thepiratebay.party/torrent/81345018/Smiling_Friends_S03E08_1080p_AMZN_WEB-DL_DDP5_1_H_264_DUAL-BiOMA
>>151515807Yeah she clearly doesn't give her the attention she deservesHe didn't even dress up for halloween
>>151515807I don't get it. Marge is supposed to be the bombshell, but I think Zoey is way hotter.
>>151517736>zoey is average at worstftfy
>>151516111Charliechads and Richardcahds cannot stop winning. Long live the large and in charge kings.
>>151518104>but I think Zoey is way hotter.she isn't.
>>151518104>Mr Boss gets Allan>Glep gets Marge>Glep gets Allan also>Charlie gets Zoey>Allan gets all of the before mentionedWhat the hell does Pim get???
>>151518104She's cute You wouldn't cuddle with marge, she looks like a whore who sells herself to the saudis to do you know whatHowever you would cuddle with zoey
>>151517001Pimcels are real?>>151517051Based
How do people even get gfs, it actually seems impossible
>>151515807so is it glep that just injects money into the business? because of how rich he is?
>>151518134>got cucked by Shrimp>got cucked by Mip Pim dies alone.
>>151517584>it becomes an Eileen from Regular Show situation where the voice actress slowly gets more control and makes her a more major character that "fixes" Charlie
>>151518115nuh uh
>>151518165I got one but she was mentally unstable with a bodycount of 10 and took antidepressants and only dated me because I was as pitiful as she wasI've become even more pitiful since she left, so at this point I've given up, I think it's over.
>>151518104you have low self-esteem and is naturally inclined to shoot lower to avoid rejection
Have they ever actually straight out said that she's his girlfriend?I mean, I can definitely see them down the line revealing in a finale that she's his sister. And then they both act all grossed out everybody assumed they were dating. Would explain why he takes her to stuff and is kinda mean to her.
>>151518248Sounds like the best outcome
>>151518248You just leaked the anime episode plotline. >captcha: JAP0R
>>151518248it would make even less sense for him to drag his sister to his job's social events but he's still annoyed by her
>>151518216>bodycount of 10this is not a particularly high number, even if you're only like 20yo.
>>151518165I got mine by going out dancing. The trick is to actually be good at it/not seem like you're there to meet women
>>151518286We were both 19I was a virginThat was definetly quite a lotAnd she ended up with me merely because she ended up as my room mate in college at her lowest psychological moment.
>>151518286>not a particularly high number, even if you're only like 20yo.Slut.
>>151518280Pim and Allan had their family members at the table last night. An open Halloween party or a beach trip aren't unfathomable to bring a sibling.
>tumblr/twitter constant badgering Zach about Zoey>give her a single scene this season in the finale and its just Charlie treating her like shitSee this is why I love Zach.
>>151518317ok it's a little high at 19 but not particularly unreasonable. If she lost her virginity at 15, a not uncommon age, that's like 2.2 guys a year. generally speaking you should not think about or care what a woman's bodycount is unless it's triple digits or you want to become more of an antisocial antiwoman online angry guy>>151518320teehee :3
>>151518165I sorta just gave up, then for some reason became able to talk to women like normal people. Then I just casually suggested a date once, and now I've been hitting it raw for 3 years.I think the genuine secret is not giving a fuck about the endgame, and treating interactions with women like you aren't just after their companionship.The biggest block I think is overthinking tiny details, and self-destructing over tiny deviations from expectations. Don't plan anything. Just turn of your brain and become one with the general vibe. Just relax, let yourself flow, and be a decent person.Also shower. Women have a keener sense of smell than men, and even a little BO will turn them off instantly.
>>151518354>that's like 2.2 guys a yearYeah that's not ok, not a single person capable of long term relationships does that
>>151518322>An open Halloween party or a beach trip aren't unfathomable to bring a sibling.you're right, but still, going by personal experience, I can see a couple that are annoyed with eachother still hanging around for convenience's sake but I can't see two adult sibilings that dislike eachother hanging around outside a family gathering. Anyway
>>151518403it's actually pretty normal & common and I think your worldview is skewed by being on the internet
>>151515807jesus christ, he was almost dead a few hours earlier. Can't he eat himself back to normal in peace? You're not you when you're hungry
>>151518435What is "normal" is not necessarily what is good. The birthrates, divorce rates, and antidepressant use should be evidence enough that the current norm sucks ass.
anyone got the mega link?
>>151518467if I were you I would take a few minutes and consider how your attitude affects your perception of the world and how you likely choose to move through it
>>151518485Yeah, I have considered it several times.I will not waste time seeking long term with a person whose bodycount statistically indicates she's averse to long termShe had 10 chances to have a relationship and didn't, but with me it's going to be different? Sure, it could be, I could chase that 0.1% chance. But in 99.9% of cases I would come out a retarded guillible faggot. Case in point, she left and was with another guy the month afterwards, and 3 months later another guy.
>>151518403>>151518467>>151518317"Bodycount" is a notion you should never care about.Some people like casual sex and one-night-stand, so what?
>>151518451I didn't understand these two last scenesFelt a little too random
>>151518351>>give her a single scene this season in the finaleIt's just the 8 episodes. Aren't there supposed to be 10?>>151518478Not the mega but there is >>151518072
>>151518529Some people like casual sex and one-night-stand, so what?I don't. I consider sex highly intimate, therefore I am simply incompatible with a person who does not.Simple as, so what?
>>151518528Yeah ok man let's see how far that kind of myopic attitude gets you with women, they famously love angry weird guys who whine online, good luck
>>151518547You're likely incompatible with a lot of people for a lot of different reasons, but what that other post is getting at is that if you're one of these overly online guys who gets bent out of shape about "bodycount" you've probably got a lot of other issues getting in the way of forming a relationship
>>151518547>I don't.And? No one is forcing you to have one. That isn't the point, there.>herefore I am simply incompatible with a person who does not.Liking casual sex doesn't mean you can not ALSO enjoy more meaningful relationships. One does not exclude the others.What is important is to make clear to each other what you expect from the relationship and if you are fine with satisfying each other's expectations. Bodycount is of no relevance, there.
>everybody have a right to be their own person and make their own decisions! You should just accept that and move on>ok, I decided to be a person that won't date someone with a high bodycount>no, you don't have the right!it's like arguing with children, oh wait
>>151518604>intentionally misunderstands what other people are saying>misrepresents his own responses>draws overly simplistic conclusionand this guy wonders why he can't get a date!
>>151518568Considering a dated that girl, that's clearly not the issue. This topic was brought up when trying to convince me it's actually a good thing, which is not, from my perspective.>>151518584>And? No one is forcing you to have one. That isn't the point, there.Then what exactly are you trying to convince me of?>One does not exclude the others.Yes it does, either sex is intimate or it isn't. If you choose its not and have one night stands, then sex is not intimate. It cannot be both at the same time.>Bodycount is of no relevance, there.It is if it's related to my expectations of the relationship. Another case of "no one is forcing you... but YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARE"
I know a early-30's couple who are like this. They've been in a relationship for about 12 years now and live together in the guy's mother's basement. The guy is a NEET with anger issues and the girl, who also makes the money between them, takes meds to cope. They pick fights during parties and it's sad to see. I've also fucked the girl a few times, she's sexy as hell.
>>151518629That's not me but it's literally what is being said>You should set expecations... WHERE BODYCOUNT IS NOT RELEVANTYes, if I choose its relevant, it is. Why am I not allowed to include my own standards?
>>151518635>either sex is intimate or it isntwhat if, hear me out, it's intimate sometimes and just for funsies other times? what if it's two things?
>>151518656Then the essence of sex is not intimateIf "some other times" it's not intimate, you do not value sex as an exclusively intimate thing, and intimacy implies exclusivity. The meaning of the word intimate implies said exclusivity2+2 cannot be 4 some times and 5 other times. It's one or the other, pick your lane.
>>151518635no one's trying to convince you it's a good thing. we're trying to convince you it's a neutral thing.10 is not even a high number you silly goose>>151518672you can have meaningful, romantic, intimate sex with someone you love and care about and then also at a different point in your life have casual sex. life is not so black and white. it's fluid. things change depending on what's going on.
>>151518672
>>151518531they did the good ol' "seemingly useless character is actually the thing that keeps everything together to a comical degree". I was afraid they were going to do that because it's a tired cliché but I'm glad they did but didn't spend the entire episode figuring that.Also pim duct taped to the ceiling was funny as fuck
>>151518689Sure, but you'll still be someone who doesn't see sex as an exclusively intimate thing, therefore you do not see sex the same way that I doIt's not hard to understand I promise.> life is not so black and whiteLogic is. Contraddictions cannot be true by definition.
>>151518553Some of us live our lives without worrying about what might scare the hoes
>>151515807Uhm, who the fuck is that woman ?
>>151518722>logic issometimes shit doesn't make sense man that's the real world, you gotta adapt
>>151516427Depending on what you mean by plenty and whore this doesn't actually matter. Most available aren't virgins or sticking with one guy. That's like being scared of a roller coaster but riding it a dozen times anyway.
>>151518638There's no point to it. Unless she's chained to the basement the bitch can just leave especially if she's already on new dicks. There's no relationship atp just lingering and larping.
>>151518165>Option 1: Be conventionally attractiveThis is obviously the easiest one. You can do or say whatever you want to women if you're hot. I know women who have let hot guys treat them like dirt all while spouting off about how they deserve to be lauded as princesses and espousing feminist ideals.>Option 2: Be wealthyProbably your second easiest option. If you're well-off, you can probably snare a woman eventually when she's done living it up with the hot guys.>Option 3: Be funny, interesting and charismaticYour third best option. It means basically being a constant source of entertainment for her, but if you can pull it off you'll be able to lock a girl down eventually>Option 4: Be a complete simp Make serving her every aspect of your existence and you might eventually find an over the hill "have my cake and eat it too" type who's ready to settle down with a spineless nice guy who will treat her like a goddess.
I’m surprised Zach’s actual gf doesn’t voice anyone
You don't want a girlfriend or a wife. You might think you do, but you don't. Go to an AI website and ask it to pretend to be an anime girl, your emotions and your wallet will thank you.
>>151519093I want a girlfriend solely to rid myself of the social stigma of never having had a girlfriend.
YOU know who I'm talkin' about
>>151519093No I definitely do I just don't want the fat loveless groomed headcases available. Ai slop that's using me for free info for people that should off themselves yesterday and has shit memory is not ever going to be enough to make up for what I should have had.
>>151519187You can try to make that Faustian bargain, but eventually you'll realize you jumped through dozens of hoops to impress people you don't even like. And are now saddled with an additional person who believes your purpose is to jump through hoops, and who also does not actually like you.
>>151516427proof?
>>151519223i wonder where his design came from but the last part is unfunny because the joke has been milked too much already
>>151519516Narrator from Frosty the Snowman
>>151519187Listen to>>1151519254Though perhaps this a lesson that can only be learned through experience.
>>151518635>Then what exactly are you trying to convince me of?That you shouldn't exclude someone strictly on their past dating history.>If you choose its not and have one night stands, then sex is not intimate. It cannot be both at the same time.One can choose that one intercourse was just a one night stands and later chose that the following relationship is more intimate.It's not at the same time, but a story with a partner will not always be the same story with an other one.>It is if it's related to my expectations of the relationshipIt never is.>>151518672>If "some other times" it's not intimate, you do not value sex as an exclusively intimate thingYou are moving the goalpost, now you are adding a new condition about how your partner has to see sex despite that view having zero impact on your own relationship.It doesn't have to exclusively always be one or the other from a partner to the other.>The meaning of the word intimate implies said exclusivityA partner that has had one night stand before can still have an exclusively monogamous and intimate relationship with you afterwards, when you have started dating.>2+2 cannot be 4 some times and 5 other times.But it doesn't have to always be be 2+2 either. 2+3=5 but that same 2 can also be added 2 and then it makes 4(to be clear, I am not ascribing any quality to the value of those number).One relationship doesn't define the previous or future ones.>>151518722>but you'll still be someone who doesn't see sex as an exclusively intimate thingDo you realise that if that person has never seen sex as something intimate with previous partners before you, but actually feel it as something intimate with you, that actually make you someone special? That actually make you like a partner like non other they have had before?
>>151518722>Logic is. But you are not applying logic correctly there. What you are trying to do is to impose an arbitrary rule on your partner about their previous relationship that has no actual impact on your own. It's not logic at all.
>>151519187If that's the actual reason, stop caring about that.
Nerds and virgins creaming to anime charactersholy fags.
I bet he beats her. He looks like an angry, abusive drunk.
>>151519093yeah i dont have a gf yet, just been going on a couple of dates every other week and it gets exhausting. i used to be a huge tfw no gf guy but idk maybe there are some perks to being single.
>>151518286>bodycount of 10>this is not a particularly high number, even if you're only like 20yo.You are disgusting. What world do you come from where you think that's OK?
>>151520059What world do you come from where you think this is not okay. Bodycount is a stupid thing to care about.
>>151518467True
>>151520081>Bodycount is a stupid thing to care about.
>>151520113
>>151518134Pim does not deserve a relationship especially how he can mentally break just like in the Halloween episode. Just 1 bad day is all he needs...
>>151520130Why would I ever trust a woman who throws around her body like that?
>>151518165It's not really that hard if you don't live your life overthinking everything
>>151520184Having an high bodycount doesn't means having an history of cheating.One does not pertain to the other.
>>151515807>this tiny scene added a lot of fuel to the Charlie hate fire this season and caused a Smiling Friends thread to turn into a gender war that you can tell actual women are posting in despite the no women on the internet memeI want Zach to see this thread. It's so funny
>>151520231I thought everyone was collectively joking about hating him because it's funny
>>151520215So you mean to tell me there's nothing wrong with women who have a double digit body count by 20? Nothing about that says low impulse control? Or commitment issues? Or a wild case of STDs?
>>151518165>Reverse image search>No results.
>>151520301There is nothing wrong with having sex if you enjoy it, no. STD can be managed if you practice sex responsibly and make STD checks.It isn't indicative of any commitment issue. It's like saying a person can't commit to a long term project because he also has side-hobbies he doesn't invest into fully. One does not pertain to the other.
>>151520231There are....g-g-g-girls here?
>>151515807I don't want a woman to clean gravy off my facebut at the same time I kind of like the fact that a woman could
I'm a shy socially awkward virgin with a timid personality and the world owes me an ex-slut gf slightly older than myself and with a three digit bodycount.
>>151520374Ok, fine. Keep your whore women.
>>151520453literally just get the same hooker occasionally
>>151520312Newfag
>>151520459We are not talking about people being paid for sex, anon.you are trying to ascribe value to something that is fundamentally meaningless.
>>151515807How is she stuck? Charlie doesn't seem all that possessive. She's could just stop talking to him altogether and he wouldn't even notice.
>>151520499But i want a gf not an escort.
>>151520566same thing, you can even pay her to call eachother gf/bf in social gatherings
>>151520518I can't believe nobody else is calling you out on this. It's nasty. Women with high body counts at a young age always have something wrong with them. So keep them all to yourself and away from me.
>people actually defending high bodycount ittlmao>>151520518women can be whores without the exchange of money. I guess you can just call them sluts
>>151520618>I can't believe nobody else is calling you out on thisIt is a waste of time speaking to women on this subject, or any subject really. There is no human on the other side, just a set of twitter political affirmations.
>>151520618I can't believe nobody else is calling you out on thisGuess most people in this thread are more mature than one could believe.>It's nasty.It's sex. quit the puritan mind.>women with high body counts at a young age always have something wrong with themsource?>>151520659Just not being an hypocrite. I like casual sex too.>>151520662I am a guy. And you have a puritan worm rotting in your brain.
>>151520770>I like casual sex too.if you have a high body count it also means you are a whore.
>>151520130don't judge him too hard, you only stop being retarded in your late 20s at the earliest on average.
>>151520770>Guess most people in this thread are more mature than one could believe.>having sex with everyone you meet is maturity
>>151520795>It's bad to do something enjoyable just for the sake of enjoying it because...It just is! Okay?Again, a worthless notion
>>151520770>It's sex. quit the puritan mind.Post hand. This sentiment always comes from ESL nations where you porky little goblins are always having 8 kids, six of whom come to my country to live off welfare.
>>151519587>Do you realise that if that person has never seen sex as something intimate with previous partners before you, but actually feel it as something intimate with you, that actually make you someone special?This is some "he only beats me cause he loves me" type shit.
I've never had sex or even kissed a girl
>>151520828Not caring about who your partner as had sex with before actually is.Also, high bodycount doesn't forcibly mean having sex with anyone you meet.But I guess this notion is hard to understand when you are someone whose only human interaction is opening the door after the doorsash guy has actually left.
>>151516111Nicoletards are total vermin I'm sick of them
>>151520860Same
>>151520876Hey when youpost like this itmakes you look likea faggot redditorand makes it obvious you don't belong here.
>>151520848I don't have any kids nor intent to have one any time soon.Also, I am well in my country and going to live in the USA in the current mess that it is is one of the last thing I want.>>151520856>This is some "he only beats me cause he loves me" type shit.It really doesn't, at all. Like, it's not even close to being the same thing.
>>151520876You don't need to tell us about your whore fetish. We get it already.
>>151520910I don't actually type like this, though. Also "reddit posting" was never a thing to begin with.
>people(?) here accepting the idea of living in cock shadow for the rest of your life after "your" gf got ran through by the basketball teamdamn, /co/ really is pozzed as fuck
>>151520919>enjoying sex is a fetishI mean, I guess it's technically true, but still...
>>151520928Confidence issue.
There is a direct link between high body count and a lack of ability to remain faithful in a relationship. If a guy or girl has lots of casual sex before dating you they WILL cheat on you eventually and they WILL try to convince you it's your fault they cheated.
>>151520911>It really doesn'tThe anon defending high body count is an ESL to no one's surprise lmao
>>151520958the confidence of being a good little cuck while your gf craves for the good old times? yeah, i bet it would take a lot of confidence
>>151520972>There is a direct link between high body count and a lack of ability to remain faithful in a relationship.No, there actually isn't. Also you don't judge an individual on the behaviour of others people. You only judge them for their actions.
>>151520911>I am well in my country and going to live in the USA in the current messCool. Maybe you can get off the American websites as well instead of posting shit like "I dont care if she took 100 cocks she is my loving wife" like the turd-worlder you clearly are.
>>151520985>ESLAnd?>>151520994>the confidence of being a good little cuckAh, so you don't know what being a cuck means. got it.
>>151520998>No, there actually isn'treport my reply like the worm you are
>>151520999>Cool. Maybe you can get off the American websites
>>151520841the only worthless thing in this thread is you, anon. your morals and standards are as loose as your anus. I hope you know that.
>>151520998>You only judge them for their actions.Sleeping around and being unable to commit IS their actions you 70 IQ retard.
great thread guys
>>151518214yeah huh, sweetie.
>>151515807Is she from Philly or DelCo?
>>151520928This is absolutely a femanon whore coping in our funny critter show thread.
>>151521174thanks bro
Charlie should have just let Zoey wipe the gravy off his face. The consequences of him not are affecting us now.
>>151521233nuh uh times infinite
Yeah Charlie doesn't deserve her.
>>151519587>One can choose that one intercourse was just a one night stands and later chose that the following relationship is more intimate.>will not always be the same story with an other one.>that view having zero impact on your own relationship.Just stop, retarded foidThis is embarrassingNo, it's not an arbitrarily illogical standard, yes, it DOES AFFECT MY RELATIONSHIPStatistically, the higher the less committed she will be. It's just how it is, no other way to put it. And many of the non-divorces would still obviously include cases of cheating etc, which will obviously be more common the higher the divorce rate for the same reason (unable to commit, unable to impulse control, unable to see sex as intimate)No, you cannot be "intimate" if half the town has pics of you with cum on your face, retard. You will never be intimate again, no matter how much you try it. You blew it and coping on 4chan won't repair your ability to pair bond.
>>151521299how do i have this for myself?>which one?doesn't matter
1. I've been doing a lot of benadryl and heavy because i'm a depressed eastern yuro2. I mist've accured brain damage because i see a lot of stuff sometimes. Mostly weird sploches of colour and things intersecting into one another, sometimes i'll imagine a face and imprint it onto them before focusing on the thing and dispelling it.Point being i've started seeing(but not hearing.) our beloved critters sometimes when i'm waking up or walking somewhere. Cheers me up. I'm glad its not auditory because from what i've read that goes from "oh maybe your eyes are fucked" to actual irreversible brain damage.I see DJ Spit, Alan and Charlie most frequently. Never saw Mr. Boss but its probably bc he isnt of a uniform colour.
>>151521529>DJ Spitat least with him you can tell him to get out of your head and he'll understand
NO YOU CAN'T JUST DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO ONE PERSON! YOU CAN'T! YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE! IF YOU EVER START GETTING BORED CAUSE YOU'VE ACHIEVED YOUR FAMILIAL GOALS YOU NEED TO BREAK THINKS OFF AND START OVER! YOU CAN'T REST! KEEP WORKING!
>>151521579Or just...never have sex.
>>151521475>how do i have this for myself?Woman: Set your dating range to specifically the Mid-Atlantic and look for your urban ethnic white guysMan: Be willing to eat pussy
>>151516435I look like this and say this.
>>151521409... no way this is a single frame joke
>>151521553Do you think the show's DJ spit sees little versions of me in his peripheral vision?
>>151517730Based
I like the implication that Glep has a mail order bride
>>151521415>Having sex and it ain't your hubby brings stable marriage to a coin flip.Isn't this research decades old at this point too?
>>151521706I also like that he has a Hyperborea map in his house
I can attempt a few Zoey requests if y'all have any
He was so compassionate for those poor plague victims. Stay prayed up guys.
>>151521747Her and Charlie in paintball gear, she is shooting him with paintballs, laughing and having fun, while Charlie is flinching
>>151521747Have her arguing with Charlie to put his dirty clothes in the damn hamper as he's trying to play Grand Strategy 4 indifferent to his nagging GF's demands.
>>151521747that's a cute Zoey and artstyle
>>151521747Charlie in a bdsm gimpsuit and zoey doomscrolling her phone inna dominatrix outfit completely disinterested.
>>151521579What you're actually upset about is women having standards.
I hadnt heard such a line of thought in a long time. Gentlemen, i believe there are biowomen in this thread.
>>151521749This dude is just the ultimate virtuebully.
>>151521749i had a friend who was extremely gung ho about everything like him, then he found out pot
>>151518165>imageWho the hell is this?
>>151521795
>>151521027>not a single graph about actual faithfulness in a relationbshipLoL... You had one job.
>>151515807easy on charlie, Mac, he was just recovering from whatever happened in the last scenealso he was prolly drunk considering the wine .pngsread out on the table
>>151521747POV: She's cornered you at the office or Charlie's apartment or whatever and is discreetly, yet desperately propositioning you to make her smile by making her feel like a woman againBonus points: you can see Charlie playing some weird shit on his gaming laptop and he looks kinda like this picture
>>151521747oo! uhh zoey cosplaying as pepper ann:(someone did say they looked similar)
>>151521795I believe in nonwhite anons but I will never in a million fucking years believe that femanons are real
>>151521747very cute drawing anon
>>151521044So, no actual argument? okay.>>151521051>Sleeping aroundthe action we are talking about is cheating. having had sex with many partners before isn't the same as cheating, so you fail to make a point.>being unable to commitNot wanting to commit isn't the same as being unable to commit, anon.>>151521415>No, it's not an arbitrarily illogical standard, yes, it DOES AFFECT MY RELATIONSHIPYes it is and no it doesn't.>StatisticallyAnd you already fail there. You do'nt use statistic to estimate the behaviour of a single individual. it's one of the first thing they teach you in stats. So, no, this isn't always how it actually is.>And many of the non-divorces would still obviously include cases of cheatingNon of the graphs I have seen are about actual cheating. An other fail.>No, you cannot be "intimate" if half the town has pics of you with cum on your faceThere is no rational behind that take. Only YOUR SUBJECTIVE reaction. This is a backward way of thinking backed by no objective metric.
>>151516496they have no sex and probably think of other people when they do. just like real life loveless relationships
>>151521749>smiling friends actually think it's OK to joke about the plague Not cool, millions died.
Pim is built for BAYC(Below Average Yellow Cock)
>>151521925Yeah but thats boring, Im trying to write something interesting here.I hope they have an episode and it shows why they are together even if people dont like it
>>151518165it's called possessing this quality called "social skills". Then, it requires going OUTSIDE and talking to women. Shocker, I know.
If Glep is loaded then why does he go to work
>>151521747Zoey going picrel while watching Charlie guzzling down his kebab on his gaming laptop like a fucking pig
>>151518165You gotta get very lucky and know where to lookDo not use dating apps
>>151518165Its Chinese Finger Trap logic; the harder you try, the sillier you look. Just go with the flow and let it happen. Be genuine, don't shark, and when the opprotunity comes then you can act on it.Rejection is not all bad, I promise. You need to practice job interviews to be good at interviewing, right?
What are they doing with his arc?
>>151518286Anything above 0 is too high if we were actually honest with ourselves.
>>1515219722nding do not use a dating app. There are usually 5 men to 1 woman and the algorithm is designed for you not to find everlasting love, otherwise theyd be out of buisness, they're made to get you consumed and constantly coming back hoping to find the one.
>>151520130>>151520081Its an extremely important thing to care about, you either are in denial or have no idea how incredibly damaging that shit is to women.
>>151519223I have a feeling this is commentary about the recent OCs
>>151519712Charlie's a friendly fellow but he's a mean fucking drunk. Some men are like that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC8rNMDm1-g
>>151521961he's there to check in on how the company's doing. It's called being a competent manager.
>>151520081>the one thing society caed the most for thousands of years and that determined if a girl could be married or not and if she had honor left and that basically built civilization its just a stupid thingId get mad but I dont even have to, the slutting it up days are coming to an end withint a couple decades at most anyways. That degen shit can only be sustained when a society is too successful and leeches can proliferate. that shit is ending.
>>151521994>>151518320>>151521994Why? Don't you want a woman who understands how sex works and can please you? I assure you, there's not a worse sexual experience than two virgins not knowing what to do with each other. The exploration is fun until someone pikes or pinches something too hard a couple of times and kills the vibe
to all people that take fictional relationships seriously (like the ones freaking out about charlie and zoey), be honest, if they showed them being corteous/gentle to eachother, do you think it would've activated your neurons the same as it did with what actually happened in the episode?
>>151521961Because he doesn't want to be alone.
>>151522017>Its an extremely important thingLoL, no>have no idea how incredibly damaging that shit is to women.I know it's much more damaging for them to perpetuate bullshit like that. It's also damaging on how many women I can get.
>>151522066What a horrible argumentNo I dont want a whore in bed, I can teach her if I want anyways, it is also not erotic AT ALL to have a girl do some shit that some other man taught her, that is extremely disgusting actually.Life isnt a porn moviePeople are people not sacks of flesh
>>151521961he's a manager
>>151522087lol yes>bullshit like thatAlright enjoy your denial, I dont actually care because you cannot win against reality
>>151522064>appeals to traditionBut why?
>>151522112Appeal to reality you mean, appeal to 2 plus 2 being 4.
>>151522064>>the one thing society caed the most for thousands of yearsDo you know how many shit societies got wrong in the past? How do you even start thinking it's an acceptable standard?>Id get madHow about you get smart and realise there is no rational behind it.>the slutting it up days are coming to an end withint a couple decadesWell, don't blame the left getting less horny if it goes that way, then.
>>151522104>>151522052I don't mean what's his job role, I mean why does he work at all instead of living it up in his mansion>>151522084I guess this is the reason, compared to the Black Death and the Fall of Rome, Smiling Friends is his greatest legacy
>>151522123But why?
>>151522066>women wanting to please any man that is not a six foot billionaire and/or serial killerlollmaoThis argument is trapped back in 2010 when the illusion that women were people could still he maintained.
>>151522127So because bad things happened in the past the one thing they got right must be wrong, okThere is no rational behind it I agree, its just how it work I didnt make the rules they just are, dont follow them and you will sufferPolitics are gay
>>151521784The more people you fuck the less standards you obviously haveIt's literally the opposite, retard
>>151522111>Alright enjoy your denialYou have yet to present an objective reason. Denial does not come from me, there.>>151522123Tradition isn't reality.
>>151521777Damn I'm gonna have to draw faster if I wanna get drawings done>>151521781>>151521910Ty
>>151522093My friend, studying porn for thousands of hours does not make you sexually experienced, quite the opposite I'm afraid; it's like saying you can teach physics because you watched Jimmy Neutron.
>>151518134Pim gets fucked, just like dudes irl who try to be nice all the time no matter whatNobody actually likes people like that
>>151522140>the one thing they got rightThesis for hypothesis. You have yet to demonstrate it's actually wrong in the first place.>its just how it workNot really.>I didnt make the rules they just arePeople don't have to follow arbitrary rules just because you like them, especially when breaking them isn't even illegal.
>>151522159>anon, that's not where my->BRAIN BLAST
>>151522155haha awesome
>>151522155Women wanna fuck this? Damn
So Charlie lives in a shit apartment, Alan lives in a pretty decent apartment while Glep lives in a mansion? How much is Mr.Boss paying these guys?
>>151522093>I can teach her
>>151522128work gives people a drive to live.
Glep Ep kind of revealed the weakness of Glep as a character. He doesn't work as a protagonist.
>>151522128Because he enjoys his work? He literally just sits on a beanbag chair, chills, and occasionally makes sure things are running when they get wacky and out of hand. The dude's nearly 1700 years old. Just partying for the sake of it gets boring fast when you've already experienced it multiple times over. Smiling Friends is the first intentionally successful thing he's produced where he actually fits in, it's no wonder he's more invested in seeing how that's going than sitting in his big house snorting cocaine or some shit he's already done a million times.
>>151522184Alan may be able to rent that place at below market rent thanks to some arrangement with his weirdo landlord involving drinking DIEET soda and playing Burnout Revenge for the PStwooooGlep in independently wealthy through the stock market due to his immortal lifespanCharlie is undisciplined with money but considering he purchased an original Cole he must have good credit
>>151522184Glep probably built up his money over centuries.
He was simply Gutsmaxxing, give my boy a break.
>>151522223I think Zach and Michael knew this from the getgo, hence why it took so long to have an episode with him as the sole focus. Mr Frog worked with him as the B plot because everyone else did the talking.
>>151522223and that's why he's a funny little guy who just sits there. he fulfils his role by being more in the background and used for unexpected timing.
>>151522184Glep is a cofounder, he probably makes closer to the Boss than the other three. It's evidence why he's technically not a Smiling Friend; if the Boss isn't, he isn't either.
>>151519093Nah ai can only do so much dude. I want a girlfriend just so i wont be so bored all the time and have someone to talk to and lay around with. Plus, maybe she could keep me busy so i dont have to interqct with some of my stupid shitty friends and family. i also want to have mind blowing sex with a girl that will let me do whatever i want, whether its me sucking her boobs for a good minute, eating her out, or having her dress up for me while i fuck her brains out.
>>151522225>He literally just sits on a beanbag chair, chills, and occasionally makes sure things are running when they get wacky and out of hand.I mean, that's too far from how I enjoy the company of my co-workers.to not be hold to any expectation of social engagement but still being able to say what I feel like saying during a conversation without the other making me feel like I am butting in a convo I am not supposed to be part of is pretty much the ideal level of social interaction that I want to have.
>>151522223who would had thought that the gag character whose sole existance is too be a gag gets the worst episode in the series because they decided to make him the lead
>except a certain group of people Who came to mind?
You're going to literally die alone if you strive for a random girl with no previous sex experience, you either spend your life with her beforehand or raise them like they were cattle
>>151521915>it's one of the first thing they teach you in statsNo they don't, I suppose you have never studied the topic?The point of doing statistical inference is to predict and deduce, and women being part of the group fall under those predictionsNow of course, you cannot use ONLY that as all individual cases are different, but you can draw general conclusions>There is no rational behind that take. Only YOUR SUBJECTIVE reaction. This is a backward way of thinking backed by no objective metric.I am not interested with debating the evolutionary objective evolution of sexuality with you.Let's assume its a merely subjective standard of mine. By your own morality, if she's free to be a whore, I'm free to judge her for that. Freedom and subjectivity go both ways. You cannot have moral relativism only for one side, according to your worldview our positions are both equally correct and debating with me is a waste of time.>NOT CHEATING https://ifstudies.org/blog/the-road-to-infidelity-passes-through-multiple-sexual-partnersHere5+ bodycount doubles the likelyhood of ADMITTING of cheating with a celebrity, without even counting those who don't admit but would do itEVERY SINGLE STUDY SUPPORTS MY POSITION, EVERY SINGLE ONE
>>151522273Jews.
>>151519516Rankin & Bass humans.
>>151522128>compared to the Black DeathRotoscop-man is kind of an ass. It'snot like Gelp wanted this. Heck, it's not even like he was forcing himself to be close to others to spread the disease. The Pyre guy literally forced himself into Gelp's proximity.
>>151522273North Sentinelese
>>151522238>Charlie got raped by a magical negro growing up
>>151522273The Blingostanians.
>>151522171>You have yet to demonstrateNo we do not, because your stated position is that it doesn't matter, everyone does what he wants, and life doesn't make sense man.As such, we have no need to justify our positions according to your own pov. Either prove that whoredom is morally correct, objectively, or refrain other people from proving the opposite.
>>151522223He worked, for me.
>>151522273"people" who leave the shopping cart in the parking lot
>>151522263Given your description of what you think having a girlfriend is like, you should really just jump to AI now. It is not going to turn out the way you think it will, and you would know that if you talked to any married guy.
>>151522263>I want a girlfriend just so i wont be so bored all the time and have someone to talk to and lay around withyou dont need a gf for this, you just need friends
>>151522273Spamish
>>151522326>everyone does what he wantsActually not my position.And I reacted to anon stating that bodycount WAS important in the first place. He has yet to prove his stance.
>>151522358No need, it's important to me because I find high bodycount icky, and I find that statistically they are dangerous (this part is proven already)That's all I need to not want a whore for a gf, and all you'll get until you prove being intellectually honest enough for a serious discussion
>>151522301the homunculus days were painful. a diet of salty's and being raised by his irresponsible uncle did a number on him.
You're better off alone anyway.
>this much of a meltdown over some random background girl who's barely ever spoke>not even the shrimp girlfriend or the mole woman, for a literal whoWhy?
>>151522392sorry we're not sad people like you
>>151521873Here ya go>>151522183Yes and (You) could be the next fatass she lets lay pipe in her
>>151522427I'm realistic.
>>151522387>I find high bodycount icky,Which is an irrational metric to use on an individual you might be interacting with that make you a judgemental ass.>and I find that statistically Statistics are unreliable when it to come to assess a single individual. That's stat 101.
>>151522450Women do not have permission to use the word "judgemental" when they have opinions like "if a man has an android phone, that makes me feel so unsafe! :("
>>151522433>Statistics are unreliable when it to come to assess a single individualSure, but even if unreliable can still be used to draw conclusions, which are not 100% reliable but are still better than a coin toss. You can even calculate how reliable a statistic are, you would know that if you knew anything at all about the topic.According to you we should just ditch statistics, never use them again for anything, because they are unrliable!>Which is an irrational metric No it's not.To ensure offspring, we are evolutionary programmed to seek mates who don't have another man's seed inside. This is a rational result of evolutionMonogamy ensures every man gets his own, allowing polite society to function without constant strife from all armed men unable to mate. This is a result of language to organize, and weapons to kill, which make societies which can't satisfy the needs of most people unable to function without civil war. Both monogamy and preference for virginity are highly rational and result of evolution of both man and society.You are yet to prove how your position is any more rationalYou claim "that's not my stated position" but refuse to give your stated position. That is because you are an intellectual coward who would get BTFO the moment you stated your no doubt retarded stance on the topic.
>>151519516If it had just cut to credits after his joke it would have been funny but having 2 minutes of realistic dialogue calling it out killed the humor
They should make an episode where Zoey insists on going on a job with Pim and Charlie and it's incredibly awkward the whole time
>>151522467Pointing out that other people have stupid opinions isn't how you justify having stupid opinions yourself.
>>151522407pure envy. that's the crux. also the fact that charlie being a fat slob just destroys the superficial cope that turbo autists come up with of just blaming everything on physical appearance while ignoring the fact relationships are a social skill game; just destroys this shallow self help guru bullshit of thinking that clocking in 1400 hours at the gym and reading meditations will make you a hit with the ladies instead of doing the actual work of learning to communicate effectively and interact with others on a level that doesn't make you look like a clueless robot.
>>151522450Refer to >>151522506
>>151522506>but even if unreliable can still be used to draw conclusionsNot on individuals. Only on group. Again, stat 101.>To ensure offspring, we are evolutionary programmed to seek mates who don't have another man's seed inside.having an high bodycount doesn't mean you are currently pregnant, or even have been before. Therefore, you are presenting an irrational opinion.
>>151522532>women like to virtue signal in/about fiction?>wow, that sure erases all actual IRL dynamics!
Speak for yourself I prefer guys who aren't fat slobs
>>151522557go outside and talk to people like a human being. make friends and get counseling if you're too autistic to form meaningful human relationships. You're trying to jump over sky scrapers like superman when you can't even jump over a fence. Temper your expectations and be honest with yourself instead of pretending to be something you aren't. You aren't a normal person, you don't have the social skills that are required for what you're trying to do and until you admit that you will continue to fail at everything.
>>151522532but charlie just showed he's also a dick who won't communicate with her
>>151521890So much so that I'm worried it really doesn't look much like zoey
>>151522549>Not on individuals. Only on group. Again, stat 101.The group is formed of individualsYou calculate the risk of something within a group for a fucking reason, you can act on it.>Again, stat 101.You keep repeating that while proving you do not understand what statistics are used for. According to you, you study a group but never act on it because muh individuals are completely unrelated. Actually take a fucking statistics class and see how they are used in medicine and engineering to predict individual cases.>having an high bodycount doesn't mean you are currently pregnantIt increases the likelyhood. A bodycount of 0 ensures it being impossible, which is why virginity was highly valued before paternity tests>Therefore, you are presenting an irrational opinion.Lmao you really thought you had a slam dunk over here.It's simple, you keep shying away from giving a stated position while you fail yo attack mine.You are dishonest, either give your stated position on the topic in the next post or I will consider it an admission of being wrong.You can't go >PROVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGWhile offering NOTHING on your side, especially when you say "THAT'S NOT MY POSITION" when your position is assumed.Stop being a sleazy rat coward or fuck off.
>>151515807>what this translates to in real life
>>151522638>>151522437>>151522155Good work, drawanon
>>151522637Nah Charlie's extremely direct and upfront about his intentions. He doesn't dress up for halloween and he stands by that despite what anyone else thinks, and he eats like a fucking slob and refuses to let others clean him. He's bold, candid and direct.
>>151521749Misunderstood character
>>151522338Nta, I'm an AI enthusiast and run locally, I just don't think an AI is there enough yet. They are a bit predictable and fall back on habits; not in a way humans do, but in a way where it plays off like it never has done that before. Now I don't have a fancy GPU but unless you're running a 100b model, I really don't think it could satisfy someone's long term emotional needs.
>>151522631Women are not human, they are biological interfaces for twitter politics. I have no interest in them, but I dislike the cultural gaslighting where we all have to pretend.
>>151521747Zoey chatting it up and being friendly with Marge, please.
>>151522657>it works for rich people who can afford to fuck off, so it must for everyone else
>>151521747I actually wouldn't mind seeing what she looks like if she let her hair down (if it wasn't tied in a little ponytail).
>>151522649>According to you, you study a groupActually, what you do is study a SAMPLE of a group, so that you can have a good idea of how the group AS A WHOLE will behave. Not a single individual.It looks like I understand stats better than you do, indeed.>It increases the likelihood.Likelihood is Irrelevant when it comes to a single individual. Either they have been pregnant, or they haven't. You do'nt need stats for that.>Lmao you really thought you had a slam dunk over here.It's not like you have any yourself.>It's simple, you keep shying away from giving a stated positionThe actually stated position is that a woman with an highbodycount is a bad thing. It has yet to be demonstrated.>You can't go>>PROVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING>While offering NOTHING on your sideActually, in this case, I can and it's the correct stance ANYTIME someone present any kind of argument to present someone in a negative way.You talk shit about someone, you back that shit up. It's called not being an ass, anon.
>>151522703Local stuff definitely not yet, but it is catching up to SaaS pretty quickly. Today, you have to separate the AI girlfriend between local Stable Diffusion etc. models for visual intimacy, Grok 4 for ERP, and ChatGPT for emotional intimacy, all combined into one overall Digital Anima Girlfriend. As time goes on, these will all be integrated into one replacement service. However, even today, if you are fantasizing about "being able to be emotionally honest with another mind" you are WAY better off confessing to the government spybot than a woman. At least the spybot "only" wants to hurt you if you are a dissident, unlike a woman who can be get the ick by something as stupid as you owning a printer.
>>151521747Zoey walking in on Pim and Charlie like
>>151521830>>151521415
>>151522883>still not a stat about unfaithfullnessAnd you keep failing.
>>151522792that wizard may be the most chancoded character they've made
>>151516111No, charlie has been shit for a while now. Idk if his unlikeanleness is going to have a payoff later but he's just a shitty dude right now
>>151522184Smiling Friends is a multibillion dollar company and Glep is a founder
>>151522844>Actually, in this case, I can and it's the correct stance ANYTIME someone present any kind of argument to present someone in a negative way.No its not, when you claim someone is irrational and you are questioned of presenting a more rational worldview, failure to do so hurts your argument about mine being irrationalIf you really can't present anything, I consider that your position is simply weaker than mine, I will therefore not engage further with the topic as you are simply wrong about it.I will, however, school you on statistics.>Actually, what you do is study a SAMPLE of a group, so that you can have a good idea of how the group AS A WHOLE will behave. Not a single individual.>It looks like I understand stats better than you do, indeed.The sample allows you to draw conclusions of the group, which then allows you to predict the individual. An example:Some behaviors or conditions increase the likelyhood of cancer in groups wiht that behavior or condition. Therefore doctors will send their patients to check for cancer more often. And of course, this saves many lives as that group was proven to be more likely to have cancerAccording to you THIS SHOULD NOT BE DONE, because the doctor is taking the group statistic and applying it to his patient. This is of course false. In medicine, engineering, and many other fields the group statistic is used to predict and prevent individual casesIn the same manner, if I meet a girl with a high bodycount, I can choose to be more careful like a doctor wiht his patient, and take the necessary caution to vet her out or at least be more careful with my vetting if I choose her still.This is the same logic, the same manner of statistical group inference, used to act on the individual.I hope you will actually see how statistics are applied to real field in the future, before embarrassing yourself like a drooling fucking retard.
>>151516427This type of shit falls on deaf ears on the Cuck
>>151522918Here >>151522287https://ifstudies.org/blog/the-road-to-infidelity-passes-through-multiple-sexual-partnersNobody failed but you, who lack reading comprehension, retard
>>151521027All this really proves is that pedos are disgusting, which we already knew.
>>151522787I think it'd be funny if the conversation really is pleasant but Marge keeps bringing up what a great partner Glep is and it depresses Zoey
My mom and sister fucked my ADHD head up so I can't trust anybody really. Combine that with constant sensory overload and rumination and I'm fucked. This is what happens when your mom's an ex mean girl and your sis is one in training.
>we entered the inevitable save-a-hoe phase of the fandom starring ZoeyI am the only person who would prefer Zoey be just as bad as Charlie, just in a different way and despite getting annoyed with each other sometimes they're an excellent fit for each others' crazy.
>>151523022We haven't seen enough of their relationship, people will just make shit up from what little we've seen.
Drew some Zoey for another threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/nb9ybm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gw2e63.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mc1e8i.jpg
>>151521961Glep is lonely and comically a fuckup. He might have money and a bimbo GF right now but he's a critter that grew up stealing apples and moving constantly. The guy at the bar said Glep's problem perfectly, despite being having over a thousand years of age he never managed to settle down with any group of people.
>>151523022I can picture her as a girl who doesn't really have good opinions men but that stems from her not really have good opinions anyone. She's not unable to like things, she just finds more faith in animals or books than people in general. While Charlie games and parties, she reads and tries different crafts. She doesn't read scholarly books, more fantasy adventure, mystery or romance type schlock.
>>151522273Blacks but the ghetto black people>t.black man
>>151522820An attempt was made>>151523022She can still be just as bad and saveable
She's a background character in a show with barely any plot that also barely follows any rule of realityYou people need serious help
>>151523022>>151523068Zoey seems like she is softspoken and ultimately benefits from Charlie being bold enough to speak up or stand his ground. The two being together might not make much sense until you speak to Zoey and figure out she has a mindset very similar to Charlie's.
>>151522962>No its not, when you claim someone is irrationalYou have yet to provide a rational argument, anon.You claim an high bodycount is bad, the onus is on you. Especially if this is about trying to portray someone negatively.>The sample allows you to draw conclusions of the groupOf the group, yes, not the individual. Do you understand now?>According to you THIS SHOULD NOT BE DONEWrong. Because> because the doctor is taking the group statisticMedical treatment aren't based on just stats but on study that have actually demonstrated their effectiveness. The thing about medical study is that they have precisely to be careful about not taking correlation as causation and have to further prove the causation.you stop yourself at correlation and that's an other of your failing.
I dunno, to me Zoey seems like the type of nerd who was bullied in school because they were pretty judgy themselves.
>>151523083cute art!
>>151523100shippers are mentally ill>>151523083>charlie gets to see that (sad face included) everydayjdimsa
>>151523083Now draw her and Charlie playing a video game co-op
>>151523100This. I'm more bothered by the people who are sincerely insisting that I should be attracted to guys like Charlie.
>>151523118>Medical treatment aren't based on just stats but on study that have actually demonstrated their effectivenessYes, statistically demonstrated, retard>The thing about medical study is that they have precisely to be careful about not taking correlation as causation and have to further prove the causation.That's one of the things they are infamous for failing the most, see how many people, they are notoriously guilty of the empiricist fallacy, as are you, but that's another topic.>you stop yourself at correlation and that's an other of your failing.Correlation /= causation but you can use logic on a topic to infer said correlation. It's not a debate ender, you can't just say "oh well correlation/=causation so we just don't have a way to know lol!"When the correlations pile up, you can start using logic to connect them togetherYou are committing the empiricist fallacy in the purest form, either I present a mathematical equation that proves that the bodycount might be related to behavior, or you won't accept it. Of course, such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE in a social behavior, you can only infer it logically based on group statistic, so you are putting an impossible bar to proving a position.Notice, the reason you don't give your stated position is because you are fully aware that the bar you set is impossible in sociology, and thus you would be unable to prove your own position by your own standards, which is why you cowardly run away every time I ask.
>>151522532I will never talk to a girl because they're intimidating and i'm shy and get scared easily. I will still put in hours at the gym and looksmaxx and selfimproov as much as i can.You will not demoralize me.
>>151521747Her drunkenly ranting about Charlie to Glep and saying 'at least you're not like those other guys'; we then see from his POV that he can see up her dress
>>151523192They're not insisting that, they are trying to convince other people that women as a class are human. You know full well you're not, though, which is why you lack even basic reading comprehension.
>>151523210>see how many peopleMissing a part hereI wanted to reference the notorious issue they have had in medicine for attributing problems they couldn't mesure to psychological issue, just for later research to prove it was an actual medical conditionIt's a problem still widespread today.
>>151521966Your fish is my command>>151523149TyIt's so cool how women are DEFINITELY attracted to fat lazy slobs such as myself#thereshopeyet
>>151515807I think they love one another enough to bicker about such crap, if it were truly loveless she wouldn't put up with this stuff.
>>151523292>the shit stains between his underwear gross....
>>151523210>Yes, statistically demonstrated, retardAgain, they have to actually be able to demonstrate how the treatment work. You stop yourself at correlation=causation.>but you can use logic on a topic to infer said correlationWhich you haven't. And that's your failing.>Notice, the reason you don't give your stated positionThe reason I don't have to is because I am not the one who made a position to begin with. therefore, the Onus is not on me. It's so simple yet you fail to understand.
>>151523308>if it were truly loveless she wouldn't put up with this stuffSome people find it really hard to leave a bad relationship
>fat guy fucks an attractive girl who cheats on her boyfriend and everyone claps>fat guy ends up with an attractive girl and everyone loses their mindsHyperbole I know but it feels like this anyways
>>151523335Even so I think she'd eventually give up if there was no love there at all
>>151523346>fat guy fucks an attractive girl who cheats on her boyfriend and everyone clapsare you talking about fat bastard hentai? because the "everyone" there is pulling a lot of weight
>>151523346Ugly people/blacks are inherently viewer as subhuman and the whole FUB/Blacked pornography niche is essentially bestiality porn which just so happen to include humanoids.
>>151522875I don't think this is what you had in mind but it's what I envisioned >>151522663Forgot 2 respondThanks also>>151523319It's called seasoning
>>151523371true
>>151523324>Again, they have to actually be able to demonstrate how the treatment work> You stop yourself at correlation=causation.Nope, I presented how obviously having sex in a non intimate manner indicates a behavior which doesn't see sex as intimate.Further a history of casual encounters vs a history of commitment indicates tendency to favor casual pleasure over commitmentONLY THEN I presented the graphs when you claimed it wasn't true.My theory is congruent with the correlation, and you haven't been able to disprove it, beyond showing a poor understanding of how statistics are used IRL.>The reason I don't have to is because I am not the one who made a position to begin withAnd? You claim my worldview is irrational.Therefore, you must have a more rational position. Which is it? I can't see a reason to not present it unless you know you cannot back it up>BUT I DON'T HAVE TOYou don't have to debate this topic either, but if you do you are expected to put the bare minimum of effort in.It's all too easy to go for easy slam dunks (which you failed miserably) while simply not presenting your position so you cannot possibly be criticized. It's dishonest, you dish out but are you all afraid to receive. Which logically leads to the deduction that you are aware your position is weaker than mine, as its not backed up by any correlation, study of sociology, or even basic logic.
>>151523413>>151523324>>151523210>>151523118jesus christ fucking kill yourselves already
>>151523367I mean, might very well happen
Forgot to say I wanna take a break from drawing to get food maybe I'll pick back up later I do see another request I like
>>151516111the answer is yes
I bet you money that next season Charlie's going to be scrolling through his phone and it'll show the upskirt photo he took of Princess Shmaloogle. He probably had his phone in his sweater pocket, I mean how did he pay for the Wawa? His wallet had to be somewhere and his pants pockets were empty. Means he could have his phone on him and he was lying.
>>151523437damn, pim look like THAT?!
Sad how many people ITT have their lives revolve around pussy.
>>151523292This actually grossed me out. Kek and good job.
>>151523459What if he had cash on hand in the car?
>>151523494exact change? unlikely
>>151523413>Nope, I presented how obviously having sex in a non intimate manner indicates a behavior which doesn't see sex as intimate.You didn't. You presented that sentence as a truth to be accepted, which you shouldn't.>ONLY THEN I presented the graphs when you claimed it wasn't true.And as I have explained, stats shouldn't be used to asses an individual.>And? You claim my worldview is irrational.Claim stemming from the observation that you adhere to a stance without a rational reason to do so. And I only call your stance on bodycount to be irrational, not your whole set of principles.>You don't have to debate this topic eitherBut I chose to.Anyway, if you want to actually know my position (which, by the way, I had already mentioned), it's simple:You don't consider a person to be shit or bad without valid reasons to do so.That's my stance. Happy?
>>151523514he did the american tradition of tipping>just keep the change
>>151523292absolute perfection right there
I have been laughing all day about how much drama started in this thread over Charlie having gravy on his face.
>>151523518>Claim stemming from the observation that you adhere to a stance without a rational reason to do so.A wrong observation, as I have proven time and time again>You don't consider a person to be shit or bad Well then your stance is in no way contrary to mine. My choice not to attempt long term with a girl who fucks casually does not stem from hate, incredibly I have female friends I disagree with on their sexual life and I still appreciate in other things. But I would never settle down with them as their values are just contrary to mine and are unlikely to lead to a happy marriage.This has been my stated position since the beginning.
>>151518165>go on dating app>make baseline appealing account (ie, list hobbies, comment on your career, etc.)>set location >swipe on everyone that is within your perceived "range" (if you think you're a 4/10 fat ugly bastard, perhaps stick to 4/10s and below)>???>profitMost women are as desperate as you, because most men don't approach women anymore and the type of women who approach men aren't gonna be on dating apps.
>>151520059The real world
>>151523532Could Pim and Charlie make Bejita smile after losing to yet another villain?
>>151523390>playing twister while the air conditioning is brokenOh you boys, you're so sitcom-y
>>151523560I seriously think these replies are coming from a lower end chatbot. Nobody who knows what dating apps are believes they're going to get a guy laid, it's nothing but single moms and escorts fishing for the same tiny pool of extremely attractive men who don't use dating apps outside of Friday Night Slampigging.
>>151523556>A wrong observationYou have yet to prove otherwise.>as I have proven time and time againNot a single time. using stats to make a claim on an individual is not a valid proof. And stopping yourslef at Correlation=causation isn't either.>Well then your stance is in no way contrary to mine.It does. you consider shit/bad people with high bodycount with no valid reason.>does not stem from hateIrrelevant. This isn't about hate.>But I would never settle down with them as their valueSo, you are judgemental of their values with no rational reason to do so.>This has been my stated position since the beginning.And you have failed to show there is any rational behind it.
>>151521415>that massive gap between 0 and 1And finding a lady with 0 is rarer than finding a unicorn.
>>151523619>uhhh you are wrong because you are wrongYeah whatever, goodbye.I said all I needed to say, if you can't follow simple reasoning that's your problem.
>>151523654>>uhhh you are wrong because you are wrongNot what I actually said. You fail.
>three seasons in>no fanservice or "kyaaa" anime pantyshots of this character yetwtf, Zach? Why you cooking out on us, bro?
>>151523621If women magically lost the standards they had barely half a century ago then I'll just ignore them. Increasing amounts of men are doing this if the amount of sex had and birthrates are accurate.
>>151523677People are too busy drawing porn of the Spammy Water lady.
Re-watched it again, my negative review is going to average instead. I was too harsh on it.
>>151523677you got plenty of fanservice already
I wonder what kind of music Zoey likes. Maybe stuff like Joni Mitchell, to Charlie's dismay as he can't stand the way she sings
>>151523706nta but is that really fan service? seems more like one of Mr. Boss' LolXDsorandom moments
>>151523723Charlie would give you a realistic concussion if you tried to chat his girl up about music brah.
>all halloween episodes are kino>all christmas episodes are controversialThis will be an constant in this series.
My favourite thing about Mr.Boss is how he's been consitently drawn as meth-buff. His muslces are WELL defined but he's all scrunkled up and fucked up. He snorts powder and goes around ripping copper cable out of the walls in homeless shelters and injection clinics.
>>151523737you tell me
>>151523800Someone defianly gets off to this.
>>151523706why is Mr Boss cooking out on us?
Liked the episode, actually.The thing that slightly bother me is that Charlie referred to Smiling Friends as a Charity organisation, which made sense to me, as I saw it as way fro Mr. Boss to evade taxation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZucnVFKC8gThus that means to me that he also had a real Business that was his actual way of making money.But today's episode seems to indicate that no, Smiling Friends IS his main business and his way of making money and I have to ask: HOW? People can come for their service for free. How does he get a return?I know this is a case of me overthinking a silly cartoon that never intended to make sense of that, but it bother me that my original explanation no longer works.
>>151523756Charlie Dies and Doesn't Come Back is controversial?
>>151523555This show creates very odd shizo freakouts. I love it but way to many people take it dead seriously
>>151523856It's a rule of thumb I've learned on the internet>if i can think of a fetish, then a lot of other people can think of this same fetish>if a lot of other people can think of this fetish, statistically at least one person has this as their actual fetishIt helps me sleep at night knowing people jerk off to tile paterns or earthquakes
Scenes I would like to see in season 4:Red hair girl hit with clothes disintegrating rayRed hair girl pants torn off by angry bullRed hair girl given surprise orgasm by bus vibrationsRed hair girl far too hot during heat waveRed hair girl gets a bee in her shirtRed hair girl naked at airport
Once you start pulling out the sex chart statistics you aren't ever gonna make it bro
If Glep is a billionaire why didn't he book the hotel for Brazil he should be covering all the expenses Greedy lazy piece of SHT
>>151523927They never explicitly say it's free. Maybe customers pay online prior to the Smiling Friends showing up or awhile after smiling.
>>151522657>mass cancellation of dating appsDid that happen? I don't use those things...
>>151523945Her name is Zoey you fake fan.
>>151523927I think that it can still be a charity but they operate on grants and donations. So it's a "business" in that sense. Mr. Boss would still get a paycheck for his labour, because a charity doesn't mean volunteerwork in this case.
>>151524011do I look like I care what her name is?She must perform for my carnal desires.
>>151523987It was a group trip and if they are really friends, they wouldn't want to just mooch off Glep.
>>151523083FUCK YOU HATING ON MODERN SPONGEBOB YOU BITCHY BITCH
>>151523987He's lived like 1700 years, for all me know he could be super forgetful at this point and have giga-dementia
>>151524030Why would she if you don't even know her name? I bet you're not even fat enough for her tastes you twig.
>>151524065Oh so sorry, sweety darlingg, kissy kissy baby. you know I love you...
>>151523987I don't think money is really the issue the problem was that everything's booked. Sure they could probably bribe someone or pay for some exorbitant place but that'd just feel scummy and wouldn't sit right with them. And Glep might have to deal with the bank to get enough money and that could take days.
>>151523935People are not used to having funny cartoons without lore anymore. They expect every scene to matter to something bigger. If Smiling Friends was released a decade ago, it would probably get reviewed bombed too for not having important lore already.
>>151524080Charlie beat this creep up
>>151523927Ok so i think that Glep Ep actually explains that. All throughout history great acts of evil happen because no one accepts Glep's joy. Then, the first man to do so is rewarded with wealth and purpose.Smiling is not only it's own reward, but it's also an objective moral and material good. Smiling people make great things, even if they are destitute. Desmond was able to help countless people with their Glibly infestations, Shrimp made his new gf a very happy woman, Mr.Frog went on to dominate the world, UFC, and resolve his interpersonal issues, and President Jimble got to enjoy himself after a long and tenuous political career.If there's say, a rule that says that any smiling friends customer that becomes a millionaire has to donate 1% of their wealth to the company, and they help 197 people a year, many of them celebrities, scientists, relligious and ideological gurus or even just simple well-meaning folk, i can definitely see the organization run as both a charity, and a business.
>>151523756I don't know how the other two Christmas episodes were controversial. I liked those two.
>>151524054Tf are you talking about?
This is literally what Glep did to the Boss in the pasthttps://files.catbox.moe/xso473.mp4
>>151523927People will cry if you criticize this show and call you a schizo for pointing out Zach isn't overly interested in creating a world, just telling jokes he finds funny at the moment. It's why a lot of side characters will always be props that allow the main ones to do something funny. If you remember Zach and his Newgrounds buddies regularly prank each other by sending pictures of their balls and stuff, Smiling Friends makes a lot more sense and your expectations will be more reasonable. This isn't some kind of autistic "lore" show where anything nor anybody matters.
>>151524123You know what, I'll take it.
>Smiling Friends episode where Charlie sees all the creeps simping for his girlfriend online and calling him a fat slob who doesn't deserve her while Glep, at least happy not having to deal with creeps, wonders why this nerd is considered more attractive than his supermodel wife
>>151522638dang, even down to the blue shirt, too(honestly i think a few adjustments to the hair might make her more zoey-like)
>>151524201>the concluding scene is Marge and Zoey being oblivious to all of this and just hanging out while the physical manifestation of the internet literally melts down in the background
>>151521747Zoey cucking Charlie
>>151523934>>151524138Charlie dies is controversial among the neopuritan spamming autist (singular).
>>151520140That wasn’t real that was just in the orb.
>>151524241>Charlie and Glep destroy the internetNo wonder the founding fathers didn't like Glep. He's a filthy Brit Loyalist.
>>151518093Charlie should have dressed up as a ssxy cat for a group costume.
>>151524241>episode ends with Marge deciding to wear fake eyeglasses>nobody acknowledges it
>>151520130I personally don't care because I don't care about dating, but if I did look for someone to be in a relationship with, why wouldn't I care about a clear indicator that a person is terrible at having a relationship?
This is what I imagine Charlies and Zoeys daughter would look like
>>151524436>why wouldn't I care about a clear indicator that a person is terrible at having a relationship?The point is that it isn't a clear indicator of it. You are assuming that the Bodycount is high because the person meet one failure after the other, but it could just as well be the result of one-night-stand without a desire to build a relationship in the first place.
>>151524540in that case you simply assess the nature of the current relationship and how serious it is, and if there are any underlying issues you talk it out, it's all case by case basis
>>151524480>she picks up on some of the bigger size genes from charlie>charlie starts motivating her to be more athletic like her "alpha male" father>she looks like pic related by the time she's an adult
>>151524540>The point is that it isn't a clear indicator of it.It literally is. If they didn't manage to make it work the first 10 times, the chance of them making it work the 11th, is extremely slim.>without a desire to build a relationship in the first placeWhich is just another indicator that they're not the right fit to make a relationship with. They don't want the same thing you do.
>>151524590>If they didn't manage to make it work the first 10 timesAgain, read >>151524540>You are assuming that the Bodycount is high because the person meet one failure after the other, but it could just as well be the result of one-night-stand without a desire to build a relationship in the first place.>Which is just another indicator that they're not the right fitIt isn't either. Just because you didn't want something in the past doesn't mean you'll never want it.>>151524561This is the correct take.
>>151524370She would be hotter if she blinded herself by staring at the sun too long so she has to wear real glasses.
>>151524540>You are assuming that the Bodycount is high because the person meet one failure after the otherNo, I assume the body count is high because they didn't make it work the first nth times. Why it didn't work doesn't matter.If they didn't want a serious relationship the first dozen times, any person looking for someone who does want a serious relationship have no reason to think they'll actually commit to it this time, and not just get their time wasted.If you want people to think you're someone who can make a relationship work, present yourself as such, or suck it up when people don't want to take the chance on you.
>>151521909/co/ is the most female board because of all the drawfags and shipfags.
>>151524678>Why it didn't work doesn't matter.It does, actually. If neither party wanted a lasting relationship, you can not judge on their ability to make a lasting one.
>>151524715it has a lot but cgl has more
>>151524751>If neither party wanted a lasting relationshipWhich is just another example of why they aren't compatible with being in a relationship.Every single tally is just another example of them not committing to a relationship.No person is inclined to take the chance on a person that has failed to make a relationship out of their last 20 get-togethers, if all you want is a relationship.Just like no one is inclined to listen to a notorious liar. Sure they MIGHT tell the truth, but every single lie they've told before will become another reason to not listen to you now.And this goes for both men and women by the way.No woman can be expected to get together with a notorious one-night-guy if they want a serious relationship either.
>>151524870>Which is just another example of why they aren't compatible with being in a relationship.Someone not wanting to be in a lasting relationship with previous partner doesn't mean they'll never want it ever nor doesn't it mean they won't be able to.
>>151523243I think this is the last request I'll do actually, I'm sleepy
>>151524480eww
>>151524966thanks a lot anon, you basically saved this shit thread
>>151518165Step 1. Be attractiveStep 2. Don't be unattractiveStep 3. Talk to the woman. Pretty privelange can get you anything.
>>151518165Just talk to women. Fucking low chance you'll get one, but at least if you talk to one you might have a shot.
>>151524958But it does mean people are less likely to believe them when they say they do now.Want people to believe you when you say something? Don't give them ample reason to doubt you.
>>151524966Your art's great, I hope you keep finding Zoey interesting enough to draw.
>>151524966FUCKI wish you got to draw Marge.
>>151525016>Want people to believe you when you say something? Don't give them ample reason to doubt you.Lying isn't a good way to build a relationship.In the case you are showcasing, there, the issue is not with the bodycount itself, but with one of the partner arbitrary deciding it make the other person not trustworthy.
>>151524966draw her with a bee in her shirt
>>151522184They get paid pretty well. Alan lives in a crappy apartment because he keeps blowing his cash on things like newly released, full priced games and one to one recreations of famous art pieces.
>>151517001Zach hates jews so no, he wouldn't do a cuckold episode.
>>151523050I fapped, thank you.
>>151525041>arbitrary deciding it make the other person not trustworthy.>Uhh, yeah I know I didn't want a relationship the first 25 times, but I TOTALLY do nowAlso, the fact that you think lying is the only way to not make people doubt you, is just another great example of why people SHOULD doubt you.It doesn't matter if you want a relationship now. You've given people plenty of reason to not believe you do. Maybe you'll get lucky and someone is actually willing to give you the chance, but plenty won't, and that's just something you'll have to live with.
>>151524150are you stocking's toes
>>151524984Glad u liked my chicken scratch anon>>151525032Ty>>151525036I did once, it's somewhere earlier in the thread
>>151525127draw her hugging me in real life.
>>151525066Yeah. I feel like Alan is the Patrick Bateman type of autistic where he only uses money for necessities, compared to Charlie who uses his money for stuff he wants.
>>151525100>Also, the fact that you think lying is the only way to not make people doubt youAre you suggesting rewriting reality itself to change the past of a person?>>Uhh, yeah I know I didn't want a relationship the first 25 times, but I TOTALLY do nowHas the person any history of cheating or misleading their partner? That's what being trustworthy is about.>You've given people plenty of reason to not believe you do.You have failed to showcase a single one, anon.>but plenty won't, and that's just something you'll have to live with.So the problem isn't actually with the person with an high bodycount.
>>151525214>Are you suggesting rewriting reality itself to change the past of a person?No, I'm suggesting not giving people plenty of examples of you choosing to not be in a relationship in the first place.>Has the person any history of cheating or misleading their partner?No, but they have ample history of not ending up in a committed relationship.>You have failed to showcase a single one, anon.The fact that you think that is again another reason to not believe you.>So the problem isn't actually with the person with an high bodycount.It is, because their action is why people aren't willing to take the chance.If you want people to take a chance on you, you have to not give them plenty of example of you doing the exact opposite of what they're looking for.Again, if you want people to believe you, don't have a history lying.If you want people to think you can be in a committed relationship, don't have a history of non-commitment.
>>151516882Lesbians? What is that magical creature anon?There is no lesbians, only women who haven't find the right dick, in some cases need a bit punching as well, but that's other matter
>>151524966OR here, this is so frickin great
>>151525322>No, I'm suggesting not giving people plenty of examples of you choosing to not be in a relationship in the first place.So, lying or actively hiding. either way, dishonest.>No, but they have ample history of not ending up in a committed relationship.And you have failed to demonstrate how this is a bad thing.>The fact that you think that is again another reason to not believe you.No not really.>It is, because their action is why people aren't willing to take the chance.No, the issue is being judgemental of someone else's actions when there is nothing demonstrably wrong to be so.
>>151518165somewhere, out there, is a woman with low enough standards that would wanna talk to you
Imagine obsessing about a character who's only appeared 3 times, has about 2 lines of dialogue, and whose name you would only know by looking at outside materials.
>>151525322>Again, if you want people to believe you, don't have a history lying.Having an high bodycount doesn't mean you are lying about it, anon.
>>151522437Based delivery, drawanon
>>151524966now draw her cucking Charlie with Glep
>>151525391>So, lying or actively hiding. either way, dishonest.Anon, you seriously can't be this fucking stupid...>And you have failed to demonstrate how this is a bad thing.It's not a bad thing in of itself. If someone don't care about being in a committed relationship, they have little reason to care. But we're talking about someone specifically looking for someone to be in a committed relationship with. And in that case it is directly a bad thing, because it show a history of the exact opposite of what they're looking for.>No not really.Yep it is.>No, the issue is being judgemental of someone else's actions when there is nothing demonstrably wrong to be so.It's not about them being wrong. It's about it being a direct indication of the opposite of what a person is looking for.If you want people to think you can be in a committed relationship, don't have a history of non-commitment.>>151525410Anon, it's called an analogy. Did I have to make it about food for you to get it?
>>151525500Glep wouldn't cheat on Marge
>>151524966"one of the good ones"?What did she mean by that?
>>151525500>>151525513Pim however...
>>151525521The world of smiling friends is dreadful and cynical. Glep shines like a light in the dark, he's a bastion of hope and happiness.
>>151525513lieshttps://files.catbox.moe/1hc7s3.webm
>>151525502>Anon, it's called an analogyBad analogy, High bodycount isn't indicative that you can not commit.>we're talking about someone specifically looking for someone to be in a committed relationship withNo, we actually aren't. We are talking about two people whose relationship has developed to become serious.Realistically, you can't know in advance if a relationship is going to work or not, there is a minimum time where two person are together and get to know each other better and they then can decide if things will works. This is when you can actually decide if you want things to last or to realise things won't work out and call it quit.This is usually at this point that they may start talking about past relationships, because asking about bodycount rarely work well as an ice-breaker when you met someone new.At this point they know the person enough. A this point, an information such as bodycount is completely useless because what they have learned of the person so far is so much more relevant on whether or not this relationship can last that it render the information of bodycount completely insignificant.You are trying to argue the validity of denying lived experience for a number that change nothing of what the partner has actually been acting as in their current relationship so far.
>>151525405First time here?
>>151525673>Bad analogy, High bodycount isn't indicative that you can not commit.>History of non-commitment is not indicative that you can not commit.Genuine retard detected.>No, we actually aren't.Anon... >>151524436>if I did look for someone to be in a relationship with, why wouldn't I care about a clear indicator that a person is terrible at having a relationship?It's literally always been what this was about.Jesus christ mate, get it together.>Bunch of pointless drivelNone of that matters since if a person knows your bodycount beforehand they'll naturally doubt your ability to be in a relationship, and be more likely to skip over you and take their chance on someone else.A notorious liar could be telling the truth, and be directly showing proof that they're telling the truth, but if someone knows you're a notorious liar before you even open your mouth, they'll naturally doubt what you're saying.If you don't want people to judge you beforehand, don't craft a history for yourself of doing shit that indicates what you'll be likely to do in the future.The more you do something the more likely people are to believe you'll continue to do it, and the less likely they are to give you the chance to prove them wrong.You can either not do it in the first place, or live with it. The choice is yours.
>>151524123i never considered the world to have that much depth, and none of this was probably thought of by zach and michael in the first place, but it's still a good explanation nonetheless. making this my headcanon
>>151525808wow, i aint readin all dat
>>151523613>Nobody who knows what dating apps are believes they're going to get a guy laid, it's nothing but single moms and escortsEscorts hardly advertise on dating apps compared to other places, and also, that's why you set a distance. If you narrow it down to 10KM, you'll filter out a large chunk of everything.As for single moms, there's some there, but you can still filter that.You can also just filter to people who want to have sex / have children. >fishing for the same tiny pool of extremely attractive men who don't use dating apps outside of Friday Night Slampigging.I had a dating profile for two weeks once. Got 30 hits and went on dates with four different women.
>>151526062>organ donor>will never die
>>151525500JCM2 drew that already. I was kinda disappointed at first because i thought Charlie didn't deserve that, until this episode.
>>151526062>1352Downright DIABOLICAL to sneak that one inZach's a real one
>>151519516>>151522514>t. chuds when they get called out for their dark humor not being funny
>>151526095I wonder how that even works in their universe, with everyone having such varied anatomy.
>>151522979These drawing are great. Thank you, anon.
>>151526095He can still die from non-natural causes, Orb Pim killed Orb Glep, Caesar threatened him and he was scared shitless of being burned alive before he started coughing. The episode where Charlie dies shows that Glep visibly grows old with time and Pim's imagination with Jennifer showed an older Glep in the future (this could be chalked to just Pim's ignorance of Glep's nature). Anyway, Glep is still a mere mortal.
>>151526127>Instead of just blood types, you also have to make sure the blood and organs fit the animation style, so some live action guys doesn't end up with a rotoscoped kidney that his body will reject
>>151516111There is way too many people itt that want Charlie to be cucked. I wouldn't be shocked if that spic cuck that hates Richard and Rigby draws Charlie getting cucked because he's kind of an inbetween of those two.
>>151526192>AI generated organs
>>151526047I actually was on a dating app for five minutes and received six million hits, all of whom I slept with. But anyway dating apps are absolute bottom-of-the-barrel trash in every regard. Pathetic men who can't talk to women and pay for services that don't work, and women who are just one form of prostitute or another.
>>151526204Whoops meant to quote >>151526173
>>151524480Heh, I would like to see her interact with her uncles
>>151526062Glep breathes through his mouth? He doesn't seem to have a nose.
>>151517730Except that's reality.
>>151526218>pay for servicesYou realize they're free right. And also, I don't think any of the people in this thread talking about how they can't get their dick wet have any ground to call other men "pathetic". At least those "pathetic men" had the courage to try instead of wallowing in self-pity and whining about this shit on a messageboard for children's cartoons.
>>151526309where was mine when I was a fat ugly slob?
>>151521747Draw her making out with Squim in front of Charlie.
>>151526316>dating sites>freeWell at least we know you're a retarded liar now.
>>151516111I have thought he was the worst character for a long long time at this point for many reasons. He's semi growing on me but he is still the worst main character in the show.
>>151526332>NOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION TONo you don't. You get what, 10-15 swipes or whatever depending on the app, and that's really all you need.If someone likes you first, odds are that those are the actual escorts or bots given how dating apps balance the disproportionate male:female ratio, so there's no real point to pay to see those (which was the case on the app I had used). Again, your issue is purely your own self-loathing.
>>151526331Squim would never. He would just give her flowers to cheer her up and then do the Squim dance.
>>151518227You're a virgin who projects his masculinity onto hypothetical existences you've never achieved to stop yourself from putting a bullet in your head and pretend to be a Chad online for (You)'s.
>>151518216Well you definitely sound like a pathetic fucking faggot-ass loser, you probably should kill yourself.
All the Zoey's in this thread, please give me your contacts, hahahah.You are cutey lil toots and deserve to be cherished.
>>151522093You've never taught anyone anything, least of all a woman about sex, and if you did, it was probably wrong and retarded.
>>151526321You didn't have self-confidence, or anything of value to present to her, materially, socially, or companionship wise, so you've rightfully been blocked out of the genetic pool.
>>151526469gosh, i need a mean woman to tell me that, while i pull my gross thing
>>151523083ithink i saw this look in an album cover parody art once
ITT
>>151523292Draw her eating his ass
>>151518547You consider sex as a super important and sacred thing because you've never had it.
>>151526615>You consider sex as a super important and sacred thingNot that anon, but I'm pretty sure most people do, at least to some extend, or they wouldn't get so bent out of shape about getting "cheated" on.
>>151526537shut up and listen to me cum
>>151526537/r9k/ has been a net negative more than /pol/.
>>151526686You only think that because you come to an imageboard filled with virgins (either because they're failed normalfags or because they're literally underage).Cheating is a big deal because that's an actual betrayal of trust- your boyfriend or girlfriend went and did all that intimate shit with someone else WHILE you were together. But generally, sex is just a thing that happens. Birth control, condoms, pulling out, these exist BECAUSE sex is not actually sacred.
>>151517647Good for what? She's not allowed to touch it
>>151526735And if it's not meant to be special why should someone care if someone does it with someone else while you're together?I do all sorts fo intimate shit with other people, and no one gets mad about that.Why does sex get special treatment? Why is that the trust breaker?
>>151518579are we recycling?and please keep the cuck talk to a minimum
>>151526774It's not just sex, it's just that's the deepest level of short-term intimacy characterized by dating one can reach.
>>151526798>it's just that's the deepest level of short-term intimacy characterized by dating one can reach.And why is that? Isn't it just some casual shit anyone can do with whoever they want at any time?
>>151516427ERMMM, SOURCE?!
>>151526814Yeah, it is, but when you're in a relationship the context of it changes.This doesn't make it super sacred, it makes it's like signing a non-compete agreement.
>>151526905>but when you're in a relationship the context of it changes.Why?>it makes it's like signing a non-compete agreement.And why should anyone care about doing that?
I KNOW THERE'S WOMEN HERETELL ME RIGHT NOW HOW TO GET SOME
>>151526122The irony of people like you not realizing the joke is literally about them
>>151523927in many countries, charities and NGOs are funded by private companies as tax deductions
