>Be Caleb>Be a humble farm peasant interested in magic>You have a lot of raw potential about you>Learn magical self defense at a prestigious school>Your graduation exam involves literal torture>This turns you into a spoiled sociopathHe's like an Anti Percy. You go from a gentleman aristocrat who finds the most unlikely group of people to give him a grander purpose outside of revenge so for Caleb they did the opposite where they make him a fucking psycho that becomes more self aware that his actions have consequences and he has to live with the mistakes he made.
>>151568108He got blacked too.
>>151568356Where the fuck in the campaign did this happen? I get the campaign and the show are 2 different altered continuities but where did they imply Caleb was both Bi and Poly curious? What does this add to his character? He grew up on a farm.
>>151568388https://criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Caleb_Widogast#Astrid_and_Eadwulf
>>151568455>not only is it poly shit, they race lifted Eadwulf so Caleb gets blackedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151568513I still dont understand what this adds. Its even worse in context how in a brief instant, Caleb considered his bull and his bull's GF more like family over his actual family until he realized "no wait what am I doing."There is post nut clarity and then there is whatever the fuck this one.
I wish they did a better job in portraying the child soldier grooming, since he reached the point of killing his parents in a brutal fashion without much resistance in carrying it out.Seemed kind of random, especially with how nice his home life was. Being easily indoctrinated into killing an enemy you do not know seems more believable.
>>151568699More importantly why did Caleb not question why specifically his parents were on that list. I can understand hes developing a bit of a complex about himself especially considering how he gets really comfortable both around and acting out murderous impulses but this is way over the line. Who the fuck murders their families all because your black BF thinks theyre questioning the methods of the empire?
>>151568108Gayyyy
>>151568753>Who the fuck murders their families all because your black BF thinks theyre questioning the methods of the empire?Trent groomed them to be that gay and psychotic
the bbc and pawg was that good
>>151568961He did a really good job at it. Truly his magic is heretical and he must be stopped.
>>151569656Bro got railed by negro dick so hard it made him retarded
>>151568356Caleb getting blacked is probably the only reason they let this get animated. Always a catch.
>>151569787They need their blackrock kickbacks.
When does Beau get good? Or at least become not the worst character?
>>151569880If its anything like the actual campaign never, shes obnoxious and dumb the whole time.
>>151569685Common white man experience.
>>151570337Bro where do you live where white dudes letting negros rail them is a common occurrence?
>>151570383LA
>>151569961>Caleb wants to keep what is essentially a magic weapon of mass destruction out of the hands of someone they just met just in case they're bad>the person even agrees and understands what Caleb is getting at>Beau snatches weapon from Caleb and hands it to them because "it's their destiny"You know it's bad when Matt had to intervene because the audience was calling it retarded.
>>151570397Okay that's fair
I knew the comments about this episode would be only about this but this is pretty hilarious lmao.Completely takes alway how they tried to make everything so serious and dark, they could have removed the romance scene and add a few more scenes of him being groomed in the perfect killing machine like the anon above me suggested. I would even remove the girl, no one even cares about her.
>>151569880Molly and Fjord still rank below her for being a bit boring.
>>151570440I woulda rewritten the entire background to make Caleb the leader of his non-romantic squad (already recieved his implants when they join up) and replace Eadwulf with Owelia. Show off past her as some innocent halfling girl who looks up to him so the whole Heat Metal torture session is extra fucked even if she still acts like he's a shitty failure currently since he cracked when he killed his parents while she completed her loyalty test.
>>151570416That part specifically made me pretty mad.
>>151570548I like fjord. I havent watched the show but in the early episodes of the campaign hes more or less the leader of the group sonce hes decent at interacting with other people and tard wrangling the rest of the group.
>>151568356being bisexual in a throuple is the opposite of cucked though, it means you are having all holes filled and filling all holes yourself>>151568388>what does this add to his character?the best part of critical role's "representation" is that it's not an after school special teaching you about the super special importance of being who you are, but it just exists like anything else>he grew up on a farmwhat, you want him to fuck goats instead?
>>151568108Tell me about Caleb, why does he have such a lust for dusky men?
>>151572170I didn't say he got cucked, I said he got blacked.
>>151569787He got blacked in Critical Roll too, by the elf fag with mommy issues.
>>151569961So it will be like Vox Machina's Keyleth where they gaslight us into seeing her as more reasonable with the rewrites?
>Likes breasts>Likes muscular black menTruly off-brand Korra was the proper choice for his romance.
>>151570416So explain this to me, is Keyleth/Baeu just a metagamer on the story beats or is there actaully something wrong with their brain?
wtf happened to sokka?
>>151572261Beau not having tits feels deliberate because for a show as horny as this who in their right mind would draw Rule 34 of a tomboy with no tits.
>>151572241She even kind of sounds like Korra but again what good is a tomboy with no tits?
>>151572170The only saving grace to come from this is that you can chalk it down as a phase since after Caleb fucking kills them he can start over.
>>151572267>>151572275Highly muscular woman that trains and exercises all the time would look like that, very lean booba layer on the chest
>>151572241the fanfics will have to suffice. Beau and Caleb have genuine tension if handled well but critical reddit got lost in the gay sauce. it really does feel like with beau they repeated all the same mistakes the faggot atla creators made with korra
Wtf i thought nott was a femboy
>>151571495Plus Owelia is the only member of the volstruckers who is entertaining to watch. Her aggro energy, demented facial expressions, disgusting spellcasting techniques, and seething resentment at their surrogate father figure preferring Caleb, etc. all made for fun viewing. The others are all kind of generic and bland in comparison.
>>151572420Korra has a pretty cute and attractive design, with the hairdo and face, especially if you consider it's not japanese thing where that's a norm.Our monk is clearly intended to not be a straighforwardly pretty girl.
>>151572420I think yasha and caleb would be cute together. They had a good relationship in the campaign. It makes more sense than yasha and beau. They only did that because gay is popular. Plus i like the dynamic of scrawny dude and huge buff lady.
>>151572423Nope. Just a fem voiced by a boy.
>>151572420Korra is funny to me because it's essentially her having a nonstop woman moment where she>Tries to break up Chad and Stacy>breaks up with Chad after succeeding>Fucks Stacy right at the endand idk, the loser brother beats his meat or something. What an absolute shitshow lol.
>>151572599Beau really just needed more tits and she'd have that amazon appeal
>>151572656Everynow and then i get a good laugh about Korra and RWBY. whenever you think your favorite series has it bad, just remember those two IP's exist kek
>>151572662They could even keep her flat with the explanation she binds them so they dont get in the way but then when they go to a hotspring or bath house she reveals her big bouncy double Ds
>>151572707Your brain on anime
>>151572723>he said in a show with literal magicyou must be fun at parties
>>151572723Chest binding is a thing. I was trying to think how it could be best of both worlds where shes a badass warrior monk but also has tits.
>>151572423Back when I first saw them (in the "trad DnD party versus current progressive DnD party" shitposting picture), I though it was a female goblin.Then I saw somewhere something suggesting it's a male, to my disappointment.If she's an actual goblina, that's great.
>>151572733>implying anyone on 4chan ever gets invited to partiesWhere do you think you are?
>>151572787Yasha exists and she has knockers, so it would be fair game
>>151568108Why did he have to kill the cat? Sure even if he was sure the parents were rebels, take the cat man. Not the heckin kitterino!
>>151572819Exactly. Their decision to make beau flat as a board is silly. She just looks like sokka from atla.
>>151572796I don't know why, that image made me laugh.
>>151572795Female Goblin voiced by a man putting on a grating voice because the guy played her in the podcast.
>>151570416>Beau snatches weapon from Caleb and hands it to them because "it's their destiny"is Marisha capable of playing a character that isn't retarded?
>>151572267>who in their right mind would draw Rule 34 of a tomboy with no tits>implying porn artists are ever in the right mind
>>151573018>Retarded druid>Retarded monk>Retarded warlock>Retarded wizardNo
>Look at wiki>Caleb is supposed to be chaotic goodI get the chaotic part given how unstable he is but I'm not seeing any good.
>>151573071>I'm not seeing any good.It's because he's a fag
>>151573057Does she actually differentiate her characters at all or does she always become a competitive asshole in every game?
>>151572795>If she's an actual goblina, that's great.She's not. She's like a halfling or a gnome or some shit, she was just cursed to look like a goblin.
>>151568108>Be Caleb.>Cute brown Halfing girl gives you this look. >Even does the same thing you do, and is becoming a Volkstrucker. >Acrobatic as fuck, could probably swing around you like you were a stripper pole.>Never trauma bound with her, like you do with the other two people.>Never invite her to be a fourth person in that threesome your having with two other peopleI know he's half gay, but is he also retarded?
>>151573125I akways hated that decision. It would have been better if she was just a goblin that was very racist towards other goblins.
>>151573138Dude, she shoved maggots in her mouth. He dodged a bullet
>>151573138Never had a chance with her. He received the validation she felt she was owed from Professor Wizard-Daddy. Women don't forgive that sort of thing.
>>151572795That's great too but I was warming up to the goblin femboy idea
>>151573246Actually femboy would be an opposite, have a very female-like if not 100% female sounding voice that would make you doubt it's actually a male.
