There going to stick Mj with a cripple so you cant complain.
>>151579178Eugene?
>>151581232That's his real name. The comic is about him getting a nickname.
>>151581386I thought Flash was his actual name...
>>151581463tell me anon. have you ever disapointed a woman before?
>>151579178That's just mean.
>>151581637lol
But I know I read a comic that had a Flash that as a kid being called Flash and annoyed his little sis called him Eugene.
>>151582480Venom comics are significantly more edgy, in one he has dinner with a gay kid he used to bully, he broke his arm back in high school and it never healed right, and he basically had PTSD. His archenemy, Jack-O-Lantern, murdered all the other jack o lanterns and his MO is scooping the brains of his victims out.
>>151579178What's with this forced campaign to try to get us to hate flash? Is gwenschizo that upset over Paul?
>>151583780If the man wants to enter the arena...
I don't care about the new ragebait
>>151579178Women writers were a mistake.At least if you're going to do something so stupid, the least you can do is make it funny.
>>151584309but its all been male writersRowell gave us Peter having a good holidayBND writers gave us Peter in a cuck chair watching MJ get fucked by a new guy every week while telling Paul he's a fantastic cook and thank you for the doggie walks
>>151582480Welcome to retcons.>>151583780>>151584297This comic is almost 20 years old.
>>151584309you dont find this funny
>>151584333>This comic is almost 20 years old.trips of truth aside we all know why OP posted it
>>151584591no why did the OP post it?
>>151579178Looking over this in a bit more detail; Flash is supposed to be what, late 20s in this comic? That would mean he was born in or around the late 80s. Where is this New York drive-in theater/lover's lane and why does this look like a scene from an Archie comic (dress of Flash + the girl; interior of the car, etc..)ALSO given that Flash was called that back in high school, are they confirming that he was having sex at 14? That woman does not look 14 so was he raped?
>>151585259the new york outside your window doesnt exist. Hellgate and Peters fight brings them to columbus circle; and they are in a forest.
>>151582442not funny
>>151579178They're not sticking flash and mj anon, the jersey's peter's. (And richard's in USM)
>>151579178Don't care, had sex
i don't get it why is he called flash
>>151586858It really is though
>>151586960its weird I missed that when I read that arc with thomas fireheart/puma just 2 weeks ago
>>151579178Jokes on them! People have hated Flash ever since he fucked Ned Leeds's wife behind his back!
>>151582656>His archenemy, Jack-O-Lantern, murdered all the other jack o lanternsWell, he claimed to have. At most only two were alive at the time for him to have killed.Weird how Marvel writers keep doing the "my edgelord OC villain is a legacy iteration of an older villain, and to prove how edgy he is, he killed off one or more previous versions".
>>151589137The second Mr. Fear is one of the earliest examples of that I can think of.
>>151586858how do you not find this funny? not only is the comic funny but the reaction to the Flash/MJ stuff very funny.
