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>>151593610oh i get it!
boymoder eridan is nice
Nepeta has a big gray ass.
So why did Mallum talk in Ellith's quirk this update
>>151593695hes using elliths phone. did you read it with your eyes closed?
>>151593695who? im not reading homestuck 2 because its garbage and not canon
>>151593705Yeah but that doesn't mean you start talking in someone elses quirk. It's a personality thing, not some filter programmed into the phone
Do you pail your 'rail anon?
>>151593714/hsg/ is a big fan of the fan adventure Prisounebound and there was a new update like an hour ago
Friendly reminder that you are getting very sleepy.
>>151593738My pale left me with a broken heart :(
>>151593754Latest update proves they dont know what sex is, so a 2 hours of bagpipe music could be what they understand as sex
>>151593721it's shown to be both, as he speaks with his accent 'dinnae' and the quirk fucks it uphe's trying to type in his quirk but the phone is messing with it
>>151593769Im sorry to hear that anon thats awful
>>151593783I mean I get that but in homestuck the quirks aren't some pre-programmed thing in the phone, it's just part of their personality. A quirk, y'know? I guess Prisounebound can do whatever it wants but it's kinda boring this way
>>151593802why are you so upset over a typing quirk
>>151593845I'm not upset, I'm just confused
Bear hug Nepeta up next, but before that work.Should Sollux fly a jet, or drive a tank?
would genderswap!jade keep the god tier given willy or would he get a vagina instead?
>>151593196>>151593183>>151593171>>151593166>>151593141>>151593125>>151593102>>151593081>>151592999All of these take me back. I used to have a group of friends like this. Homestuck.We either drifted apart or ruptured the friendship in a more abrupt manner. Now only my partner and maybe 2 friends I see once a couple of months or so remain... Homestuck. I guess its time to prepare to become a guardian so my kid(s) ascend and beat the game.
>>151593695maybe the troll devices have like built in quirk auto correct????
>>151594217He would get a dog pussy. The cheating plot stays the same.
>>151594225>I guess its time to prepare to become a guardian so my kid(s) ascend and beat the game.God speed anon.
>>151593766verb!
>>151594256>JOSH: i love you yoseph>JOSH: youre my family>YOSEPH: My Husband Fucked You
>>151594269I love this image. Rose is so cute and Mom looks like a real badass
>>151594269artist?
>>151594269Wish I could draw this well.
>>151594358I feel like it would be more along the lines of>YOSEPH: You Leglocked My Husband
>>151594606hmmmm actually that'd make the whole thing even more messy... i like that idea.
>>151594269I like this artists bromom stuff
>>151593637he would 2ay thii2 btw>>151593721>>151593695>>151593802ii2n't iit a thiing where you 2hare 2omeone'2 typiing quiirk when you're clo2e? ii'm pretty 2ure that'2 a thiing e2tabliished in Hiive2wap>>151594217depend2 on iif bec ii2 al2o gender2waped. iif 2o, then ye2
>>151594684>JOSH: ok well me and ryan DID hook up once>JOSH: he didnt put on a condom and was already just DEEP in there>JOSH: and i wanted a kid REALLY bad...>JOSH: so i just took advantage of the opportunity :P>JOSH: if anything its his fault that yiffler got born!!!
>>151594855>Adolf Yiffler Harley Lalonde
>>151594921this implies that josh thought girldave was a neo-nazi and thats really fucking funny
>>151594855>JOSH: Also he yelled at me to "get pregnant"!>JOSH: Its not my fault jeez
>>151594951why is Ross such a slut
>>151594951>RYAN: That was an Freudian slip I spat out in the heat of the moment.>RYAN: Uh.>RYAN: I mean-
>Joan /ss/ing male VrissyUoh...
is it even posible to draw a fanventure that doesn't look like shit without a drawing tablet? i feel like a neanderthal bashing rocks together.
>>151595054>Ryancome on Ross is such a 8etter name.
>>151595099>Joanwho?????
>>151595112I assume he means male John, even thou6h June would 8e a way 8etter and semi-ironic name for a 6ender8ent John
>>151595103Some people are good at drawing with mice. I don't understand how but they exist. If you're not one of them, I really would just pony up for the tablet. A $40 wacom can carry you a long long way.
>>151595119 (me)I meant female lol
>>151595108i came up with it on the spot ok... cut me some slack.
>>151595103Theoretically? Yes. There are many great artists who use a mouse.Realistically? No. I'd recommend getting a tablet, doesn't even have to be a big expensive one. I'd recommend something like the cheap small wacom one (which is currently on sale I believe because christmas)
There's an error in one of the latest Prisounebound pages. Oficus is listed as pestering Ellith/Mallum, not trolling them.I wonder if the latest EXE update is pulling a Problem Sleuth and using the MSPFA Enjoyer eating slop as a method to convey an upcoming action sequence.
>>151595167If you're going to get the wacom one, it has some horrible stutter until you update the drivers manually at least once. I have no clue why this happens, but its been the case for everyone I know who got the tablet.
this ima6e has a sort of pure yet derpy look to it that I find very enjoya8le. I can't quite descri8e why I like it so much, just that I do
>>151595472
>>151595103You could draw on paper and then scan it. Better than nofin
>>151595103I draw stuff with a touch screen, so if you have any touch screen 8i66er than a phone you can try that
>>151595103Also even if it looks like shit, its better than not drawing anything. What else do you got going on? Even just getting aquainted with the process of making stuff can help
>>151595472Does Fefish like Erifish?
>>151595783no. she glubs him
>>151595804
Someone complained to the receptionist because I was singing "niggers niggers" as I was cleaning my airBnB to rent it. What a pussy. I actually keep my shit clean whie their apartments rot. Truly shameful. Lowbloods are lowbloods regardless of species smdh (shake my damn head).
>>151595990>smdhshaving myour dpubic hair?
>>151595990>smdhShin megami densei hentai?
>>151595990>smdhSkaia made death hurt?
>>151595990>smdhso much dick here?
>>151596013I very clearly left a clarifying remark right there, parenthesis and all!Also, I already shaved my pubes.
>>151596075proofs?
>>151596089>>151596051Yeah, mine.
>>151596230AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SPOILER YOUR COCK AND 8ALLS ANON JE6US
>>151596230Kanaya appreciates this
>>151596245is you using a quirk supposed to be funny because its a homestuck thread?
>>151596230SHOW HOLE
>>151596261I do it mostly out of reverence for aranea serket, so not really
>>151596261D --> I found it humorous.
>>151596261ITS A HOMESTUCK THREAD WE ARE ALREADY SCIENTIFICALLY CLASSIFIED AS CRINGE
>>151596230>not even a tasteful peek of cockWe used to be a proper country damnit
>>151593610i clicked on a random timestamp on the "homestuck is good, actually" video and i was reminded of Latula's existence. seriously, what the fuck, i totally and completely forgot about her, she got memoryholed. even Mituna was more memorable.
>>151595990>receptionisthow does that work, your airbnb is in a hotel? what are they even gonna do against you?
>>151594225> that subtle jane pantsu peek in >>151593102tasteful. anyway, be glad you at least got to live through that era, i read homestuck for the first time earlier this year.
>>151596744It is a slightly fancier than average (for the zone) apartment building, so they have protocols to use the amenities and a dude to organize everything plus security. They can't do much except reprimand me. If I actually do something disruptive or harmful they could prevent my guests from using the amenities/common spaces (bar, grill zone and whatnot), but singing nigger nigger and a nosy fucker being a busybody is harmless.
>>151596726She's like Terezi but more fun and autistic in a better way.
Im classpecting my dogs
>>151597278bow of wow
>>151596726Wonder why...
Mandatory gear for Trollfuckers.
>>151592054Following up on this, does anyone else have sexy Daverezi images or know where I can find them?
The>forced headcanon by a small group of trannies that John is a troon and acts completely different from their established character>forced headcanon by a small group of trannies that Vriska is a troon and acts completely different from their established character>forced headcanon by a small group of trannies that Jade is a troon and acts completely different from their established character (bonus and exists mostly for being a rapist)which do you think ruined the fanbase more
>>151597869The Jade headcanon is bad but the John thing is especially egregious. He's a dorky kid who just wants to nerd out over bad movies and hang out with his friends there's nothing about him that suggests hes tranny.
>>151597869>exists mostly for being a rapisthuh?
>>151597869It's still davekat let's be honest.
how far down do you think Alan can deepthroat
>>151597908Jade is for furfaggot dog cock rape and NTR. That's her character now
>>151597936He had to clean up his vomit after he tried to throat a cucumber. Thankfully he got around having to explain what happened
>>151597894Hes subtly depressed and feels like something is missing from his life, which they also feel so it must be because the character is also trans and not because those are pretty common part of the human experience, thats it, thats their whole basis from where they justify interpreting text in whatever way they want
>>151597995>rapeare you talkin6 a8out her impre6natin6 rose? or is there somethin6 else I'm missin6
>>151598077>Again Alan? We have to keep buying Bananas and Cucumbers because of you.
>>151597995when did she rape anyone
Renity assmogs everyone but Ellith bicep and heartmogs her in turn.
>>151598415idk who mo6s who. I want to rape 8oth. Over and over and over and over and over and over a6ain
>>151598415Renity's ass must stink from having to fill out those pants. I can't imagine how much sweat she builds up in those heavy regal pants.
>>151598415I know Renity is a character from a fanventure, but for some reason, my mind jumps to Serenity and I have to forcibly remind myself that people aren't hornyposting about a firefly.
>>151598467conceptualize the aroma........
>>151598474add her to the list of female characters I WOULD rape
BUT YOU KNOW WHO MOGS THEM BOTH?
>>151593781he may think the bagpipe music is the sex
>>151598125>Son, why does the bathroom smell like vaseline?
>>151598523yeah 8ut I don't want to rape him
>>151598523it really is the fanventure that turns you gay
>>151598549wron6. I've read, like, a few pa6es, and I'm still the most heterosexual man I know who's ever existed ever, and I know a lot of men who are heterosexual so that's sayin6 somethin6.
>>151598171She was mad she couldn’t rape dave? The implicit power dynamic of her being a god/celebrity and slutting it ip with hundreds of normos? (Can consorts consent????) Idk like HS2-Jade is a shitty person, a worse friend/relationship member, almost entirely divorced from her actual character, and that a lot of the new fandom seems to revel in all of those traits instead of calling shit for what it is, but unless there’s new stuff in the more recent updates that changes things I don’t think she’s a rapist.
>>151598769>Can consorts consent????despite act 6 forgetting this and turning them to retarded babies, they are intelligent creatures that can speak and run a whole advanced society.
>>151598769she didn't fuck the consorts thou6h? To my knowled6e she just fucked the carapacians, which i'm pretty sure can consent. I mean, yeah, she's a 8ad person in 8eyond Canon, 8ut not explicitly a rapist
>>151598788Im a retard i got consorts and carapacians confused
>>151598549Can you blame him?
Diva Strider...
>>151598792>>151598804Do you think Jade^2 wwould be desperate enough to fuck an iguana - given that she already is basically an animal herself? That’s the question
>>151598840Sorry I can't take your angst seriously when I should be motorboating them striders
>>151598840Dana is a 8etter name thou6h8eitDana StriderJust rolls off the ton6ue>>151598860no, I don't think so. I mean, she still has morals, I think. I don't see why she'd even want to fuck an i6uana
>>151598860>>151598872Some of the writers would fuck an iguana, so I’m leaning yes
I love the PB trolls so much, they're all braincelless creatures.
>>151599007Korpus continues to 8e the 8est character in all of fiction
just woke up from a three day jerk sesh i am revived
>>151598840>>151598872*Dove
>>151599007>hurl lightning boltsIs his denizen zeus? Either way big prince evidence. I hope korpus zaps renity with whatever flavor of palpatine lightning he will get to conjure
>>151599059nah. Dana starts with Da, like DaveDiva, which could 8e femDirk's name, starts with Diit just works.
>>151598872unfortunately i cant associate Dana with a female cause i immediately think of the bald mma dude
>>151599059dove is dogshit and you know it.
>>151599059it makes the most sense because of Bird. I approve and finalize it.
>>151598840>>151599059people actually name their kid dove and diva?
>>151599080Dara then. Dara Strider>>151599104well I don't it's stupid
>>151599108o8viously. There's pro8a8ly a ni66a named "Cheese" out there. People name their children after stupid thin6s, like months or a8stract concepts like Love and Hope
>>151599056I just know his goon seshes are goon legendary
>>151599056Cool story oxnard
>>151599134oh its like that one franchise i get it.
>>151599134Women dont have personalities beyond malice so it makes sense to name them after vague concepts
He eging on my john til I.... let's just say bert>>151599165what
>>151599174the blue one
>>151599222sonic??
>>151599233yuh
>>151599137>what do you want darling i was stroking my shit transylvanian style
>the bw0mny Act 4 gif is just 1 mb too big to postFUCK YOU FRANK LOOKS SUPER CUTE THERE!
>>151599242THIS is who you're talkin6 a8out?
mom lalonde would play this and genuinely quit smoking because of it
>>151599314I thought she was just an alcoholic though
>>151599327every alcoholic is a smoker too this is drinking 101
Dick Striderit's short for Richarda
>>151599356:?nono wtfnopenis nonono no no nopenis
What's your problem, pal?
>>151599427he took a hit of the evil 8lunt
>>151599427>show me them titties>>SOMETHING REALLY SUSPICIOUSGreat job e-ole he will definitely accept Jesus Christ into his heart after that
>>151599462>sheol but with fat pec tiddiesHold on... I can work with this...I just need to ask Moonrunes how he feels about guys in cowprint bikinis.
what the hell
>>151599578my type of fanventure
>>151599578>disco
>>151599590>>151599623I'm only 12 pages in
>>151599642>Derkoh come the fuck on
>>151599578>807 pages
>>151599984pic not related?
>>151599578>fridging
>>151600040Meant to post this.
>>151600200lol I think the 8anjo and Kazooie pic actually makes it a little funnier
>>151597278homestuck.net's test assests our dog as a page of lightwhat are yours?
>>151599578>bimboificationI will now read your fanventure
>>151600382that is a fox. your do6 is a fox
anyways, today is day ???? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. Anyways, I'm tired lol. I did nothin6 all day and nothin6 was done. So yeah. That's it, I 6uess
>>151599578>breastmilk
>>151600391nuh-uh she's a page of light, actually
>>151600750did Hussie call >usretarded with Mituna being 4chan coded?
>>151600790yes.
*does an incredible tough physical work shift* nepeta would cling to my lower back speculating on what’s happening in view of my human eyes>>1516007904chan retards are a Chad class
Rate my OC trollOphica Kerlez>Thief of Space>Olive Blood>Giant Constrictor Lusus>Daggerkind Strife Specibus>Horde Fetch Modus>Mutation: cross shaped pupils and long forked tongue.>Horns medium-sized, mostly vertical with slight forward sweep at tips (similar to sign).>Tall, whipcord thin, no respect for personal space, quiet, steals others' food from their plates.>Clothes: baggy sleeveless hoodie, tights under shorts, sneakers.
>>151600790the character based on retards... is retarded? holy flip.
>>151600790We are retarded though.
>>151600825I dont know OK
>>151600825Draw her.
>>151600800>>151600823>>151600830>>151600837I beg to differ. I have read very insightful stuff in this thread, despite the based retard meme. Not only that, but Mituna is literally the most powerful psionic motherfucker when you account only natty psionics. He also was right all along. So, how is Hussie calling 4chan retarded, except maybe (big fat maybe) in the most superficial of ways?
MITUNA MENTIONED
>>151600825Sounds kinda like Clover from Oroborus Salavation
>>151600884>herBold of you to assume gender.(you're right, though)
>>151601302She's sticc
Stop jerking off to Sheol.
>>151601189Some voice actor or AI sorcerer should sing/create the song with Mituna.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbtAOS_qZM
>>151601385In retrospect, I should have just edited an action mode picture of a canon character.But yes.I imagine her as like 6'8" and built like a heroin-chic runway model. This lets her fit into tight spaces like a contortionist despite being so freakishly tall.Sometimes she sleeps in air vents.I imagine he hair would be something like this, but in a ponytail or tucked into the hoodie (or full of dustbunnies or dead bugs from crawling around places where she shouldn't be, when she forgets to put the hood up or tie it back).
>>151601551This creature seems quite appealing to me personally
>>151599623What his Classpect, Screenname, Planet, Capachlogue, and Weaponkind?
>>151601760Stop encouraging them.
>>151599578>Faygo
I have an inkling that Kanaya was supposed to be the hypnotist towards the beginning because she's the vampire, but Vriska superseded her early on.
>>151602686who knows
>>151602726rose uses the jar as an ash tray and makes her eat the cigarettes
>>151602686>hypno mommy vampshe would have been unstoppable
>>151601189
>>151602911Holy fuck I haven't seen that gif in ages.
>>151602959Your welcome ig, I kneel to Empress Vriska.
>>151601760Seer of Mind. teleologicAdjudicator. Land of Snow and Brutalism. Yarn diagram modus (can only captchalogue items that are connected with each other in some way, new discoveries can be dangerous). Pistolkind.
>>151602959the fuck happened
>>151603226there's no way he's not getting off on this somehow
>>151603226self-hatredor robot street fights
>>151602272So do all light players have big boobs? Is it a qualifying characteristic to know if you're a light player?
>>151603349It's because they have a bright future ahead of them
whiteboard link https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95533357-4824-3847https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95533357-4824-3847https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95533357-4824-3847
>>151597511>filenameain't no fucking way fallenchungus made this... right?
>>151603226EXTREMELY rough sex with nepeta
>>151603784extra furnny that she's purrfectly fine afterwards
cute...
>>151603727its some larper who got the @
>>151603811Kinda wanna get one... not even a davejader but might go for this one. Very very cute, and like this part of the comic, christmasy
>>151603826>$27 shippingNevermind
>>151601406I will beat my meat to him with a brutality only seen on the most gruesome cases of gang violence and if he wants me stop he can come and stop me himself.
>>151603843Americans, am I right
>>151603784>indigo nepeta fucks mutant blood equius within an inch of his lifeh-hot...
had a dream I was john and was about to makeout with dave. I don't even ship this what the fuck
>>151603925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>151603902Anon...
>>151603940nonononononononono
>>151604078Grubsauce blast
>>151604078giwtwm
>>151604171abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
>>151602272holy guacamole
>>151602272
>>151604739>John and Dave get to smell Jade's braps all dayIT AINT' FUCKING FAIR
Holy shit...The epilogues and everything after truly is utter trash.It is a desecrated husk of a corpse of what Homestuck was. Disgusting and profoundly sad.
>>151604811Whats wrong
>>151604837Everything. It would take too long.In fact, I refuse to think that anyone who actually appreciated all the themes of the original Homestuck (instead of hyperfixating on shipping bullshit) is unable to see how terrible it is (by comparison).
>>151602272>>151604739Fat fucking bitchesThey deserve death in fire
>>151605312Calm down, Caliborn.
>>151605312
>>151605333>>151605349Fuck you and fuck your fatfetishBurn them away they'll cook up nice all that fucking fat
>>151604811Warned you bro!
>>151604811>>151605453ok rate how badly each character gets fucking shafted
>>151605466>1. You, The Reader>2. Your Favorite Character>3. Everyone Else
>>151603925It's a sign from the universe that you should
I travelled to a con yesterday and out of like 20,000 people I saw 6 Homestucks. Last month, in my shitty city's tiny con, out of 2,000 attendees, I saw 40-50 and we even had a panel. And the ones I met yesterday were socially RETARDED, I said "nice Gamzee!" to one, they just awkwardly smiled and shuffled away. But I made 2 actual real friends and an acquaintances last month that I've been chatting with since. Honestly I think this is mostly because I'm from the chill, friendly South and this con was in the fake, retarded Midwest but still. It left a bad taste in my mouth. I just want to make more Homestuck friends :0(
mornin6, /hs6/ had a dream where i found Hussie's journal for a project he was workin6 on, hidden under some stuff at a whole foods. I almost stole it. Idk what this means. What is my 8rain tyin6 to tell me>>151605830people are socially awkward now, man. idk
why she built like a bowling ball
>>1516059238ecause it's hot
>>151605880I just really REALLY regret not finishing Homestuck back in 2011 when my friend tried to get me to read it. I gassed out a little ways into Act 2 and didn't finish it until over the summer. I feel a real sense of loss not being there for the height of the fandom. And now with the pilot, the rerelease, new merch, even the new BC team I was excited to be a part of the Homestuck Renaissance. But between these threads getting slower and the serious dearth of Homestucks at the biggest con I've ever been to, I'm afraid it's fizzling out. At the very least, it has absolutely revitalized my relationship with my old friend who originally told me about it and I've talked every single day to my new friend since. Homestuck has unironically made my life better and more enjoyable. Idk, I'm just in a weird, ambivalent headspace about it all.
>>151605969well, I just hope, thou6h don't expect, Homestuck 8lows up a6ain. I too, didn't 6et to experience the hei6ht of the fandom. Would 8e nice to 6et more activity in the thread, at least
>>151605923She isn't
>>151605923>floppy tits#notmyterezi
>>151603226He got too silly
Stay in your lane, Madonna.
my terzei world begins
>>151606561>the filenameKek
>>151606660>oficus thinking really hard about renity and trying not to get mad: haha you guyss totally ssshould get together it would make you ssso happy, trussst me
>>151606767Do you think Oficus vigorously jacks off to the thought of Renity getting fucked by Yttris daily
Look at these goobers!
>meanwhile
>>151606930is Doc Scratch is Sprin6trap and LE is the purple (6reen) 6uy
>>151606979LE is scraptrapcaliborn is purple guy
>>1516070128ut LE is inside Doc Scratch. It just makes sense. Like he literally comes out of Doc Scratch.
>>151606878
>>151606176>jade taller than davereally rouses my receptors
>>151606930Why has the word goober become so popular in the modern internet?Saying it's because of the SpongeBob movie is not the answer.
If one of the human boys were suddenly turned into girls how would they react?Who would take it the best and who would take it the worst?
>>151607047>Saying it's because of the SpongeBob movie is not the answer.
>>151607047people love 6oo8ers that;s why
>>151607077>average korpus argument with the group
>>151607077That movie existed for years, anon.Goober only became widespread around the 2020s. I seriously doubt SpongeBob was the reason.
>>151607047I like saying goober because it's silly hahaha
>>151607047it's a proxy for nigger. note how both utilize the "hard R"
>>151607105>That movie existed for years, anon.Right, you're only allowed to watch a movie one time, on the day it came out, and never again.>Goober only became widespread around the 2020s.picrel
>>151606930>dave is into furry fart inflation roleplayworst timeline
>>151607047shut up, goober
>>151607116Another reason for me to doubt SpongeBob making the word widespread is how the word "silly" also became popular alongside goober in the 2020s internet.
>>151607137Every kid is dressed like a cartoon animal. What makes dave so special?
>>151607105>man watch the SpongeBob movie when he was a kid>man is now an adult and still remembers it>Rmeebers goofy goober and the word goober
>>151607128goober is our wordyou can use gooba
>>151607133looks pretty even all around to meanyways my friend in a different country has used the word for years. him rubbing off on me is why I use it too
>>151607175>looks pretty even all around to meIs it? Looks like there's a pretty noticeable bump in 2004. I wonder what happened in 2004 that could have caused that hmmmm.
>>151607165Here's the thing anon. Goofy Goober rock was a very popular song ever since it's release, and yet never became more used outside the song's context.Also >>151607151
>>151607185well yes aside from the spongebob movie I told anon came out
>>151607175Your friend rubbed off on you?
>>151606979>>151607012>>151607018Jack Noir exists you know.
my goober ass moirail and his pet bird
vrian sriffin
>>151606561Fake ass whore I know you really just want a relationship with a woman
>>151607286oh yeah there was so much friction you dont even know. we rubbed each other raw
What were you trying to accomplish by uploading a poorly made edit of a family guy character and consuming 1 slot for the bump/image limit?
>>151607359>Whose mind do I gotta control to get a lucky 8r8k around here?
>>151607359does zhe push Stewie off a cliff
>>151607387nta 8ut it's funny
>>151606930>panties becomes headbandThats clever
>>151607359vrisan srifin
>>151607402yes>>151607387i thought it was funny
>>151607381Biggest aura farmer award
nothing else to post so heres john kinda bent over
>>151607461what
>>151607461How is her headband panties?>she's toy chi-She's dressed up as Classic Chica.
>>151607481>posts nothin6
>>151607481crap i forgot the image
>>151607461the panties are a toy chica thing and this OBVIOUSLY fnaf 1 chica
>>151607473Brown poster.
you know who else is a brown poster
>>151607490>>151607502Obviously rose is a fake fan and that was her intention
>>151607882Nah, anon is the fake fan.
Vriska did nothing wrong and deserves to be fat and happy.
>>151607500Here's his crotch
Does anyone else think Dirk feels kind of… impotent lately? In HS1 he was this unattainable cool guy. In the Epilogues/BC he's just a desperate narrative tyrant trying to stay relevant because he realized he peaked at 16.
>>151607987more of his butt
and to finish here's his legs
>>151607960why did the terezi being fat became kinda canon but fat vriska did not?
>>151607987>>151608005hot!
>>151608524tbf i think he's hot too
>>1516085038ecause we live in an unjust world>>151608524Rose/Roxy/Terezi/Vriska/Dave/Mom Lalonde/Karkat/Nepeta......
listenin to christmas music and drawin, wyd
>>151608591thinkin6 a8out thinkin6 a8out drawin6
>>151608591trying to sleep.
>>151608591took a nap
>>151608591Just started studying for exam I have tomorrow
>>151608576do not worry anon i think they're hot too
>>151608576You really love pussy
Mogged by a real bad bitch
>>151607987>>151608005>>151608024Made for molestation
>>151608005What an irresista8le lad.
>>151609167>>151609177give this guy tips on how to sleep
>>151610211have a vriska and then tell her to put you to sleep. simple as that
>>151610211the idea of taking a 1 minute nap
>>151607960>>151608503Fat Vriska is good because it’s funny and it slows down her nonsenseFat Terezi is bad because her nonsense is good
>>151610581fat vriska is only funny if she's so fat that Tavros on his wheelchair is still faster than her. That's why she hates him so much
>>151610165>151610165I wanna start a new thread with some pics of his ass but pretty sure that'll get me banned
>>151610650it won't. there are so many lewd threads on here that if John no-ass E68ert 6ets you 8anned i'm riotin6
>>151610650just use some tasteful shirtless John fanart
>>151610669done it, probs gonna be archived and banned for spam but eh i'm used to them
>>151610748wait why tf did you make the thread now??? we're not even at 500 yet
>>15161088850kb of peak straight to my occipital lobe.
>>151610781So you want me to post the john images here?
>>151611019i find him attractive
>>151611039
>>151611039>is that a t shaped hank hill ass? >AWOOOGA
>>151611062
Johns ass is flat. If you want to see a big booty ask his sister.
>>151611070think so, again i find him attractive
>>151608576>NepetaHuh?
>>151611092true lol, but i like flat ass for some strange reason
>does literally nothing, wears the most unflattering outfit possible>still thirsted overHe can't stop winning.
>no feet
>>151611122
>>151611131pretty sure there are dozens of john fangirls outside 4chan
>>151607500>>151607987>>151608024>>151608005also heres images i already posted
>>151611188
>>151611188Why is john giving head to the doll? Isnt he scared of clowns?
>>151611226
>>151611246
>>151611269he has a good crotch
>>1516111118ased on some calculations or somethin6, Nepeta would've 8een the ori6inal john's (who was a little youn6er) patron troll. It makes sense
>>151611287
>>151611310
>>151611328
>>151611352last one, he has a decent (if flat) ass and good crotch
RenityGODS save us from this assless nightmare.
>>151611488Trolls can just do that
i just wanna see nepetas big jiggly badonkadonk
>>151611488Get off /co/, Oficus. She's taken.
>>151611488she's on her troll period
Dont mind me, just posting the real ass king of /hsg/
>>151611656Goddamn alien twinks.With their hot alien bodies.
>>151611656He never went outside because the clap of his ass cheeks would alert the imperial drones
>>151611601What if Renity pushed Korpus into kismesistude because she doesnt want Oficus making advances with her?
>>151611656I will now watch your volleyball competition
i'm honestly surprised that there is someone else other than me on this world that is rabbid drooling over john egbert legs and shorty shorts from the pilot.
>>151612230That would only make sense if she herself pushed red ofikorp which I dont think she's done
>>151612230Renity realized she'd turn him into a drooling retard serving a higher blood and kissing toes and she did NOT want that to happen to Korpus, no caste play allowed
>>151611352>opening the door with your hand furthest from the knobwhat the FUCK is his problem?
>>151612316Fuck off Colsla
>>151612266No no Im saying Renity filled her quadrants because she doesnt want Oficus making a pass at HER.
We never saw Colsla in a personality swap, right? Who doe you think he changes with?
>>151612502junice, he is a surf beach boy. i forgot to save the pic tho.
>>151612502>punk/grunge ellith>mallum in polite poorboy chicMoonrunes and Tridesert you spoil us
>>151612502korpus already swapped with junice
>>151612752Diabolical Shota Energy.
>>151612752Thats cool and all but>>151612502>Colsla
Not caught up with the latest comics, not going to.Why do some trolls have white hair?Mutation? Fan creations? Just a natural but rare variation?
>>151605923>skinny terezi>fat tereziYou people need to realise that both are total peak.
Out of all the trolls I had to fall in love with the fat fucking chud I hate my life.
>>151612502>personality swap ocsgotta try this sometime
>POV: you're renityhttps://files.catbox.moe/03saiu.png
>>151612810Probably depends on the comic. I am pretty sure no hiveswap troll possesses white hair
>>151612779i meant to reply to this post lol sorry >>151612531
>>151612810It's fun.
>>151612502>>151612752There's 11 trolls so unless he is swapping with frank n furter hes out>this implies oxnard now has an incel alternate personality to go with his playboy one
Drop the first classpect you had and the classpect you are now. I'll go first. (You can also say multiple classpects if you had that many)>Knight of Blood>Knight of Heart
>>151613131I need them inside me...
>>151613210friend inside me
>>151613220>pailing your 'railDont do this.
>>151613310This
>>151613334I dont you bro. Dont follow the tail.
I'd pail my 'rail.
>>151611656karkat has the most slappable ass in all of homestuck. no cap.
Haters will say it's fake
>>151613209I thought I was a rogue of hope but it turns out I'm a page of heart and I'm still coming to terms with it, which I guess is a very heart player thing to say
Abandon your self insert mini-game
>>151614170Dirk when he sees Jake in a thong
>Artist decides to make a fan adventure >Hypes it up >Finally makes one and creates 7 pages off the bat>Gives up soon after because a fan adventure requires actually worka tale old as time
I love Rosebot
>>151614017I love this terezi art but it pisses me off how short her walking cane is
>>151614269Will she give the same love to Vrissy?
>>151614170>the way swiss clings onto him for dear live seeking any sliver of affection desperately>the way dirk brutally shuts him out since it's all he know and then looks away, hating himself even moremy heart is breaking
>>151613209For me it was>Page of Time>Page of Heart>Knight of Heart
>>151593766Kys
>>151614017I want to hug her, pick her up, and spin her around while she cackles in my ear
>>151614268careful, this thread is a hugbox that will jump down your throat if you point this out about their failed projects
>>151614278It extends.
>>151603349I mean, obviously not. Vriska's a light player.
>>151614268kek. fanventures are quite the commitment to see through. writing is no easy feat
>>151614410even then having it that short, epsecially for that pose is neither practical nor fashionable. she only did it to piss me off
Imagine Terezi...
>>151614389Shut up faggot. Nobody said that fanventures don't get abandoned a lot. You got shat on because you were an insufferable queer over someone being creative. We shouldn't be an asswipe to someone for starting a creative project, even if most of them go nowhere. That's why you were a cum guzzler.>inb4 "B-BUT I'M NTA!!!!"Yes you are.
>>151614505
>>151614389I prefer the term circle jerk
>>151614511you can bawl your eyes out all you want but at the end of the day i was right. thats all that matters, being right, not 'being wholesome chungus'.>We shouldn't be an asswipe to someone for starting a creative project, even if most of them go nowhere.why not?
>>151613209Prince of Time.
>>151614389you retardedly misinterpreted why everyone finds you unfun and annoying. good job
>>151614570i am not being paid to entertain you and i have no legal obligation to. is there anything you could do to make me act the way you want me to?
>>151614547This is what being a faggot who thinks he's just "tellin it how it is!" Types. You aren't 1/100th that cool in personality. It is just obnoxious. Not in the way you think it is, either. You are below the class know-it-all on the totem pole, thanks to your astounding lack of self-awareness that I'm sure you think you have in excess.
>>151614522Mah waif
>>151614580Nope. Just don't be surprised everytime someone else rightfully calls you a faggot, cause you really don't seem to get it.
>>151614586i'm not interested in coming off as cool. i don't care if you find my personality appealing. also, your stilted writing style makes it obvious you're an ESL thirdworlder.>>151614604oh god, someone on an imageboard might call me a faggot? god forbid.
>>151614505Butler Voice: Your Plump, short (Tall ones were out of stock), boyish, husky voiced Terezi GF as you requested.
>>151614630Ah, faggot tried and failed. I'm sittin in the good ol' U S of shithole A. You're just a retard.
>>151614630
>>151614663Sending ice to your location
>>151614663oh, so you just have a learning disability. whatever group home you're living in should confiscate your keyboard.
anyways, any doodles you guys been up to?
Forcing Moonrunes to play Hiveswap and Friendsim on stream so he will draw cute Karako art.
>>151614487high tier pitch flirting on her behalf
>>151614738I was midway through doodling dome fankids then the power went out and I lost like 40 minutes of work.
>>151614838goddamn flighty broads and their snarky horseshit
>>151614862damm shame to hear that, anon. that kind of position spooks the hell outta me so I unconsciously save every 10 minutes or so. I think most drawing apps even have an automatic save setting?in any case, I hope you're able to work back up all the progress you lost soon. and also hopefully would love to see your wips sometime
>>151615071Thanks, I'm just gaming rn to get rid of the frustration from that loss of time before I get back to it.
>>151614738Yeah but Battletech related, not Homestuck
well here it is. this is my aranea for today. this counts towards the ???? day of me drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. so yeah this is somethin6
>>151615305as big as her effect on the plot
>>151615305As small as her breasts are big
>>151615321the drawin6 is actually waaaaaaaaay lar6er than that. I mean, her contri8utions were completely retconned so they didn't even really happen>>151615343trvke
>>151615157based, keep up the good work
I don't mind June but I think Twitter users and people in the HS discord are the most boring and annoying faggots about it.
>>151615499how are they 8ein6 8orin6 a8out it?
>>151615530Saying it was inevitable and retroactively true all along instead of trying to see what moments in John's life could have built up to his decision to be a woman and find happiness with himself by becoming herself.Instead it's just HAHA LOOK AT THIS EGG SHE WAS SOOOOOO GONNA COME OUT HERE!
>>151615478Mom Lalonde, would you mind if I... "Apply some sunscreen" to your shoulders and thighs? Wouldn't want such a beauty to burn now, would we~?Also your kid is eating sand.
>>151615553Exactly, but in general people on HStwt and the discord talk about the comic in the gayest ways possible, but IDK what I expect from a community that'll claim someone is homophobic for drawing grimdorks lolJust filled with lame underaged retards all around
KISSING CODY TENDERLY AND PUTTING ICE PACKS ON HIS BRUISES! XD
Anyone got the butt comparison pic of the PB cast?
>>151615644>his
>>151615752Yes.
c:
>>151615778that is a woman. she has breasts.
>>151615688who is the chubby cat limeblood?
>>151615899I requested them to draw the worst troll they could come up with.
>>151615499Wow a june haircut that isn't hot steaming bullcrap I'm actually impressed
I bet Cody would hit Alan if they were in a relationship for a few years and got into a really nasty argument. Cody would be surprised how good it felt and would see that Alan just rolls with the punches. He'd let him and it would even work. That would be the end of the argument. Of course Alan wouldn't hold it against him because of how rough Cody had it. That behavior wouldn't be sustainable but it could keep up like that for awhile before Alan leaves him. If Cody could control himself.
>>151615499>I don't mind JuneYoure as much of a problem then you tranny enabling faggot
>>151616673what's wrong with tranny enabling? genuine question
Found goo renity on deviantart
>>151616844me after tacto bell:
>>151615644>MEGADEATHmy nigga
drawing a heir fucking a rogue
>>151616905canon
>>151616885christ I'm falling back to that time like a rock to the headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OycJh8wegU
I like to think Roxy and Dirk can't pick up on 8asic social cues since they were raised 8y themselves
>>151616839They ruin every community theyre in with their mental illness
>>151617032do you think it's all trannies or just certain ones that give them a bad rep
>>151617032
>>151617047it's not trans people so much as the culture that they are indoctrinated into if/when they have questions about gender and self
>>151617113and what exactly is the culture they're indoctrinated into? are you saying that many who have questions about their identity are being pushed into being transgender?
>>151617140Some, yeah. More, there's a disgusting pressure to be trans in the Right Way. You can't have actual radical gender ideology or ideas that's not approved by the majority consensus of the culture. Some people get pushed into being trans when they just want to experiment or play (which every group hates and fears), or get pushed into hating it because of how extremist its become. It's a lot more complex and dumb and sad than whatever crap gets run on the media. The trans stuff is a reaction to a deeper symptom nobody is addressing, not some unique phenomena.
>>151617047If 90% of them are all insidious deviants and pedophiles i dont really give a damn about the 10% that are 'alright', they all have to go
I wanna talk about priosonbound...
>>151617197I see. so what exactly do you think it's a symptom of?>>151617315I see. Throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Can't say that isn't an effective strategy, though I can only hope there's a less exclusionary way
>>151617349what did you think of the new update anon?
>>151616844god bless slimegirls
>>151617402nta but it was kinda mid. It wasn't much but I just dont really care for more malith sexual harassment
Autopraxis update:https://mspfa.com/?s=56631&p=1430
>>151617382no that'd be way too much to discuss, the short of it is that it's been less than a century since World War 2 and all else before and after it, and absolutely nobody has had time to acclimate to the insanely fast changes happening in every aspect of human existence, driving unprecedented and insane social outcomes that nobody can control. In addition, there's too many chemicals in everything that's fucking us up biologically.
>>151617521No one cares.
>>151617578I care :(
>>151617140I a major part of your community culture is kindness under threats of suicide there's an inherent yes-man culture to it thats just unstable
>>151617558I suppose it's fair you wouldn't want to bloat the thread with off-topic stuff. It was still educational nonetheless. I appreciate you taking the time to answer my questions>>151617612no you don't. you're LYING
>>151617611I don't like this it's making me weird-horny get rid of this Aradia
>>151617645I do care, I like the story and where's it going so far
>>151617676okay. redpill me on it. What do you like about it
>>151617612>why do you hate troons, anon?>one immediately stumbles in here shilling some deranged commie troonshitGee i wonder why....
>>151617382NTABut I think it is a symptom of subversive forces and terrible ideas like Queer Theory and Intersectional Feminism (and the incentives they set up). It is low key tragic, since it makes it so people with actually anomalous brains (or even just feminine men and masculine women or autistic homosexuals) get lumped with ideologues, narcissists, transtrenders, radical socialists (postmarxists), power hungry psychos, predators, pedophiles and whatnot.If these fuckers actually cared about actual trans people, they would try to find better diagnostic methods instead of trying to push everyone into the label, including children that don't understand the long term consequences. Hell, there are even blatant predators and would be Mengeles involved, like the dudes from the WPATH that were regulars on a castration fetish forum and the ones who admitted that they were just, like, experimenting. My advice for trannies is to examime their brains and contrast with the available literature and, if they think they have to transition even after actual therapy (not "gender affirming care"), to focus not on SRS but on facial feminization surgery, since the face is more closely associated to identity and passing. And obviously hormones too. Talkong about adults here, obviously.
>>151617558Oh and this too. There might be a xenoestrogen angle here too.
>>151617704>>151617197do you guys think there'd be a hypothetical way to fix this? Do you think it's possible?
>>151617612rape
>>151617692Hey that was purely syncronistic
>>151617720No anon it's chemicals period not just phantom estrogen, there's too much shit in too many things and being dumped into too many water supplies and poisoned grounds, too much plastic and dyes, too many additives and failures to disclose, too much NCB waste thrown about without a care for people, all by corporations and the government they pay off. We're a fucking landfill nation fed on plastic trash and it's making everyone SICK.
>>151617765How progressive of you
>>151617785Alternia conquered the stars off the back of rape
>>151617741>Do you think it's possible?look at it this way: NOTHING, nevermind trans shit, is getting fixed without a huge massive break point in the near future for this nation. Don't worry about it. Tend you and your own, forget about the rest.
>>151617797I meant more you raping a Trans chick
>>151617741NTA but on the chemical side of things, the only way to reduce xenoestrogens in the water supply would be restricting the use of birth control (lmao not gonna happen, political suicicide) or revamping all the wastewater treatment plants (doable, but extremely costly andtime consuming project that would take decades).And that doesn't address other endocrine disruptors (muh microplastics) the major source of which in humans, afaik, is fucking tire dust apparently?
>>151617773This is too optimistic. There were no microplastics in Weimar Germany. These kind of predatory, self replicating gender cults can crop up in every society you just have to stamp them out with extreme prejudice.
>>151617558>>151617720>>151617773>>151617799>>151617814Fuckkkkkkkkkkk we're so fucking doomed it's so fucking over for us man
>>151617823Yes, I said that. I'm saying that these pressures and mass changes have been happening and repeating and building since then. World War 2 had Germans on meth. 2025 has us all on meth. And fent. And microplastics. And medications. And weed. And alcohol, LOTS of that. And AI! And the foods, and the on on on. Everyone is sick.
can next thread be big booty themed
All this dystopian hell world talk got me thinking.I'd like to rec an "alternian empire is shit hole" fanfic, over 100K words long:(i'll see you on) the other side by elanor_pamlink keeps tripping spam filter, but on ao3 work number: 13353879If anyone has other alternian empire fics, I'd appreciate them.
>>151617874no. next thread will be doom themed and you will like it
>>151617741I think tech will always improve and eventually there will be a solution (better diagnostics, treatments to unfuck the brain amd, eventually, full transhimanist body modification). The ideological and cultural problems are harder to deal with in the meantime, both for actual trans people and the general population suffering from the deranged moves made by the previously mentioned lunatics (I forgot to include autogynophiles, but they can be fine if they just keep their fetish to themselves instead of trying to sneakily shove it down kids throats under the guise of a "human rights" crusade).>>151617773Yeah, you might be right, but being more specific/narrowing it down allows us to keep the associated tech gains while not getting fucked by the chemicals you mention. Although I guess it would be wise to limit your exposure to the extent it is possible. Stay healthy. Lift, stretch, run, eat well, sleep properly, actually adopt the healthy habits the sane biohackers and reasonably skeptical medical experts propose (actually do your own research).
>>151617882https://archive.transformativeworks.org/works/13353879/chapters/30576384
>>151617886im a doom player so ig thats fine
>>151617907no you're not. you're just a delusional Hope player. Go back to hoping, hopie
>>151617893>Liftintruding upon the discussion, but this reminded me of the amount of lead found in most brands of protein recently
>>151617941I stopped touching anything with the whole "Added protein!!" craze in it because that shit is going to end up being poison, I just know it. We're not meant to ingest that much fucking protein all the time.
>>151617917i never hoped ever in my life
>>151617941Yeah, but the worst offenders were the plant based proteon powders. So better to research which ones have the least amount of lead (probably some whey, the egg based ones and stuff lole carnivore).Or even better, eat healthy food. I hate this since I have a hard time hitting my macros already, amd have to force myself into eating a whole extra meal daily.
>>151617974falseflagging hopetard. lol I bet you sleep nice and comfy on your PROSPIT bed, huh hopie? Well we're DERSIN' over here, and you're hopin' up our space
>>151617964this was mostly in protein powder though, and the rate is alarming because people take these multiple times per week usually. I guess concentration makes it worse for the amount of lead consumed.
all hoping prospitan babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied dersite in the session
>>151617995There's nothing that says aspect is tied to dreamself planet, though, is there?
>>151618036no, but I can just smell those clean prospitian sheets from even behind a screen. I *know* what you are, dawg
>>151618036I imagine its a spectrum of likeliness, for both class and aspect. So any one of them can be Prospit or Derse, but a Lord of Doom is 99.99% going to be Dersian dreamer.
>>151618029Hot
Here's my new troll.>Alexex Jonnes(Alex-exks Joe-Nesz)>Prince of Hope>Fistkind>Studio Capachlogue(he has to look in his studio to find what he needs).
>>151618138>Prince of Hopeclose enough. Welcome back Cronus Ampora
>>151617558Would an olo blooded troll be a mutant or is that within regular troll-vision? Are they hughbloods or have a special function? Above or below Terezi?
>>151618161it'd 8e a teal-8lood with psychic powers, so technically a mutant since teals aren't supposed to have those (pro8a8ly)
>>151618161they'd be mutant for sure, what makes Olo so unique is that we can see Pure Red and Pure Blue, but Pure Green is impossible without shining a laser exactly at a green rod in the eyeball and keeping it steady long enough to become visible. So they'd be like Karkat, who is Pure Red.
Remember that it's not the color in that image. It's only an approximation, the real thing is much more than that, like, hell, if a fluorescent color is Super Saiyan, then Olo is the Super Saiyan 2 of fluorescent teal. I'd give anything to see it.
imagine if terezi was more freaky cus she was actually an oloblood but no one knew since it just looked like teal
>>151618245>imagine if terezi was more freakyis such a thing possible?
>>151618253just imagine terezi but trickster mode and on 10 pounds of crack. Then multiply it x413 and you might get a close approximation of a freakier terezi
>>151618270>H3Y JOHN, YOU B3TT3R SPR34D THOS3 4SSCH33KS B3C4USE MY BULG3 IS LOOK1NG M1GHTY ST1FF R1GHT NOW
>>151618411this 8ut unironically. case in point: >>151618412
>>151618411You hate me and you want me to kill myself? <3<
>>151618431no he literally said "great job". No blackrom for you, chuddie
Migrate:>>151618465>>151618465>>151618465
>>151618412I am not gay, but prostate stimulation as a form of masturbation does provide me with endless euphoric fascination.
>>151618483>I am not gay, but (insert gayest thing ever)a tale as old as time
>>151618505I stand by my words. I only stimulate my prostate erotically while watching straight porn (including futanari). Never felt the slightest attraction towards a man. It is just advanced onanism.
>>151618547>while watching straight porn (including [INSERT THE MATHEMATICALLY GAYEST PORN POSSIBLE])
>>151618547>straight porn (including futanari).
>>151618582>>151618576Futanari on female has less males on screen than vanilla straight porn.Checkmate athetits.
>>151618596person having penis + vagina makes it so no matter what sex you are it is gay. It's the ultimate gay.
>>151618547Like clockwork
>>151618605What's next?2D traps are gay?FUCK YOU ARISTOTLE
if there are any mspa-cultured drawfags here, could you redraw this in a more accurate artstyle to homestuck? (or just give tips so i could do it, i have no fucking clue how hussie did some of the shit he did.)
