Who should be Batman's baby mama in the DC Animated Universe?
Waller
>>151606027>Why do boys always go for bad girls that treat them like shiet?
>>151606027Lois Lane
>>151606027Martha Kent
Leslie
>>151606027All of them.
>>151606274>Why do girls want slutty himbos who pump and dump them?
>>151606027No one because he is highly satanic for being associated with BATS
>>151606274kek
>>151606027Since when is Zatanna a childhood friendBruce fucked off to be a ninja when he was a child
>>151606872Because of that one BTAS episode
>>151606905Ok but that Bruce never produced a Damian, making him the one, true, best Bruce
>>151606274Due to the need for drama in a comic they can't ever be really happy in an enduring relationship.
>>151606974That bruce also ended up alone and miserable, so...
>>151607336For All Seasons Lana was wifey as hell. Why would Clark leave her for Lois?
>>151606362Stfu, subhuman
>>151606342>why does gotham FEAR the Bat?
>>151606274>>151606342>..........
>>151607336Lana was trying to out Superboy constantly. Also her powers were gross when she felt like getting them out of her closet.
>>151606274Because this is something women do, but projected on men.
>>151606872Zatanna is Paul Dini's waifu so she gets shoved into Batman stuff
>>151608557Glad he got his shit rocked by those street niggas. Hate waifufags
>>151608557>>151608830What are you on about?
>>151606027>batman>you must pick>literal who>or actual batman villainswhy are you people so fucking retarded. nobody knows who zatanna is
>>151607336Don’t forget that Lois abandoned Superman’s son to be raped by Ultraman. Then came back to Earth and didn’t tell Clark. Then kissed Superman in public to make Clark look like a cuck.Then guilt-tripped Superman into exposing his secret identity.Then wrote a report on the mental health of superheroes without their consent.
>>151610611Paul Dini wrote a Zatanna run. Wrote tv episodes where she is featured. And married an irl magician that looks like Zatanna.
>>151606872Training under Zatara while a teen has been part of his training for years in comics. During that time he was close with Zatanna and she's had a crush on him since then. Unfortunately Bruce always saw her as a friend.
>>151611257She was a cunt in the movie too. Women like Lois are 9 times out of 10 trash IRL. What self respecting man wants to be with a boss bitch? Makes me think Supernerds ARE those tech geeks who marry those chicks and tolerate it, complete with dead bedroom. Why make SUPERMAN that guy?
>>151606027>>151607336You don't get it bros, "spitfires" (tsunderes) are fucking hot.Bitches being feisty and play hard to get makes the dicking feel that much more rewarding.
>>151611592And Fifi from Tiny Toons is also his waifu, as stated in the credits one episode, and one thing he did was have her dressed as Zatanna. Dude got it bad and made his dreams into reality.
>>151606342>Life is brilliant. Beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. One man lost his own body, but lingered on as a head. Others chase the charms of love, however elusive. What is it that drives you?
>>151610674We know who she is, therefore somebody does.
>>151611710>"spitfires" (tsunderes) are fucking hot.Big difference betweeen those and actual combative cunts. You can't fix them, you'll just break yourself.
>>151606872>>151606905...I thought that was Penguin
>>151612849Why Penguin?
>>151606027Imagining this being done by a seething Zatannafag never fails to make me smile.
>>151606027If zatana is angry with bruce she will say felsouy this and he willToo dangerous,he should go for huntressSure shes italian but waynes are like welsh or something so it was already over when they left for america
>>151606027Who is the girl with the sword?
>>151614600Talia Al Ghul
>>151606027Barbara Gordon
>>151606027Harley Quinn but specifically the one from Harley's Holiday except she actually reformed>>151607336And Superman should get with Livewire
>>151606027Another false dichotomy being real
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>>151614665
>>151606027He should pick Raven
>>151608557Sure but the whole thing with Zatanna has a base in comics, was he also involved in the old ones? I mean those comics from years before the btas where Zatanna has a crush on Bruce?
>>151614665Ultrabased
>>151615809That is for BB.
>>151606342>Why are you locked in the bathroom
>>151614432Batman context. Someone in a suit and top hat. Is he not your first thought?
>>151606027Why do you keep making this thread?
>>151620365Why not
>>151606027I mean Zatanna is probably the next option in that universe, but Talia and Andrea are both good options. I love Selina but she really comes in fourth place all things considered.
Bump
>>151606872>Since when is Zatanna a childhood friend>Bruce fucked off to be a ninja when he was a childSince forever
>>151621765Go on.
>>151615809>>151617005That is for Damian.
>>151620365DC Marketer whose gauging interest in a Damian-lead TT03 revival
>>151614665Babs is honestly the best match for him because she's a controlfreak workaholic who would match his dedication.Irony is DCAU Babs is decidedly not that so they wouldn't work, but Comics babs would and yet ironically has no ties to Bruce
>>151606027More.
>>151614665Timms is based.
>>151607336Am I the only Maximafag on this planet?
>>151623781Imagine if they revealed TTGo Robin to actually be Damian instead of Dick
>>151606027If Batman ever moves on with his life he ceases to be Batman.
>>151607336>That time he married a wreck of a girl that was also an angel thingy and was larping as her cousin>While NTRing both Lois and Lana
>>151626732Still a more interesting pairing than with Lois.
>>151626732Who the man?
>>151627505YOU THE MAN NOW DAWG
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>>151606027Ra's in Talia's body after Bruce fucked him in that Batman Beyond episode
>>151606027>STOP LIKING EVIL WOMENno
