Do you like elves?
>>151626881
Yes
>>151626881I'm sick of elves.
No they smell.
>>151626881Truly one of the few fantastical beings I wish were real.I wish Elon would just start genetically manipulating Finns to have elf ears instead of being high on K all the time:(
>>151626881>the one erotic audio where the chick was speaking sindarin
>>151629265so would he have to make them less or more autistic than they already are?
Brown elves owe me sex.
>>151626881I like REAL elves and not the subhumanoid racetraitors
>>151626881I'd betray my own race to be with Rayla.
>>151626881Pit slut
The most boring and overused fantasy race.
>>151629293I beg your pardon?
>>151632867Yes we know Callum
I like elf twinks.
>>151626881>>151626881not unfaithful cheating whores like her.
>>151626881I find elves to be pretentious and assuming. Death to the knife ears.
>>151633457you heard me >>151635345quiet, claudia
I am not angry about them.
>>151635345me too
>>151633401Claudia only pretends to be, but Rayla craves the throb of penis on underarm, and the scent of cum mingling with her armpit sweat.
Elves are based
>>151626881I despise elves. We should round them all up, cut off their ears and put them in labor camps, all wearing soggy boots. We'll use their stupid trees as firewood as well, so that they can smell their ashes. Obviously castrate all of them so that their disgusting kind ceases to exist.And kill all the traitors who fancy them or that fantasize about having impure relations with them.
>>151626881imagine giving oral sex to an elf woman and her being shocked since it's bizarre by elf standards
>>151626881built for orcish/draconic cock
>>151626881Didn't this slut get impregnated by a human?
No. We need a nice elf genocide.
>>151636708Based on what?
>>151638829Magic.
>>151638261>. We need a nice elf genocide. But only the ones who are not bleed into the human species.
>>151626881yes
>>151636777
>>151626881Only when you've cut out their magical abilites so they can actually empathasize with mortals. Failing that, breaking off their horns and selling them for crack is the next best thing.Only watches a few episodes of TDP before the animation style and the plot made me physically sick; Was there ever an Elf shown who had their Arcana connection cut and became incapable of using their innate magic?
I want more elves in non-Medieval settings please
>>151640410Early on i had an idea that human soldiers would use elf horns as battle trophies, but the show turned out to be way too lame for that.
>>151626881Anon, I would betray you, my family, my race, and myself to breed that elfussy.
>>151640444Trips of truth. Imagine a high-fantasy setting castrated to appeal to barely pre-teen kids and you've got The Dragon Prince.Was there ever an Elf that used Dark Magic because the closest I remember is some bullshit about blood from the Bloodmoon.
>>151626881Elves in general? Bit too far up their own ass, but if you can work aroudn that they're fine.THIS elf? No. NO. N O !Rayla gets her horns broken off, and their ground-up remains used to permanently stop her from using any magic but Dark Magic. See how this bitch likes living like those humans she despises so much. She'll be chewing the neck-veins of magical cats by the new moon in order to feel like an elf again.
>>1516268814 fingered hj
>>151636318
>>151640543>Rayla makes friends with some grizzled old veterans and everything is great untill she notices what their knife handles are made of.>Archers/Crossbowmen have Sky Elf feathers in their caps.
warm
>>151640669>Elves die to human hands a lot more than Rayla thinks they doThat their own corpses become the tools to fell their own kind is just the apex of the revelation.
>>151626881>Callum married this bitch
>>151640744This would require a lot more ill will between the two races than actually exists in the show.Generally literal generations of warfare make people a little testy
>>151626881I'll never forgive Aaron Asshat for ruining our girl.
>>151640543Aaravos invented dark magic.
>>151641219That was not Aaron, but one of the female writers who were forced into the team.
>>151641219>>151641267We can't have shit to make us happy.
Elves are made for santa domestication
>>151626881somewhat
>>151641254Did he teach it to Elves first to tempt them to kill the dragons?
>>151641254is that a euphemism for gay sex?
>>151641267>>151641397>not AaronThen why is his name in the credits for all the worst shit?
>>151641682Aaravos' beef was with Sol Regem, so he probably taught it to humans because he'd most likely pick a fight with them.
>>151641829Because he wrote the actual script, but the ideas could still have come from anywhere.
>>151641471I got to admit there is a perverse appeal to elves being forced into manual labor jobs.
>>151642151And he basically lost all autonomy, ability to move independently or do anything without higher up approval?And even now when his whole company crashed and burned with the IP, he did not get released from slavery and is unable to throw Devon Ghiel in front of the bus?
>>151642310It seems also that. even with them trying with being approved for new seasons with the dragon king, Devon will still remain in the writing team so it doesn't even matter if even with a new possibility Aaron still rehire her.He probably sees nothing wrong on how Rayla was written if he still gives her the job back
>>151628276Doesn't the black eyes mean she's corrupted by Slaanesh?
>>151626881No, they're heathens who steal human children and hate God
>>151643953>t. human woman
