>ITT we pretend to be Arkham inmates during a riot
>>151628854So how bout that Harley broad's ass huh?
>"Alright while you guys get the keys from the guards, I'll be in the supply closet fucking the Scarface puppet."
ITS THE FREAKIN' BA-ACK!
>>151628854Hey everyone Joker's getting gangraped in the cafeteria.>>151628877Yeah I'd fuck her tight blondie's ass.
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAIM GOING TO HIDE IN MY CELL! THEYLL NEVER EXPECT THAT!
Hello?! Yes, it's.......No, shut up! This is Doctor Phosphorus......For the love of- THE GLOWING SKELETON!......No that's Atomic Skull.....Look just- I got busted, okay?! Terry! TERRY! Yes I called YOU instead of a lawyer! You gotta come down here and convince these assholes I'm not crazy! I should be in Blackgate, not Arkham! Terry? TERRY! I PAY YOUR RENT, YOU BASTARD!!!!
>>151629757Clever, mein friend. Clever.....I'd enjoy the riot myself, but itz hard getting around this place in such a low functioning suit. I'm just going to raid the freezer in the kitchen area and zee how many desserts I can smuggle back into mein cell
>IT'S THE FRIGGIN' BAT
MOMMY'S BOY MOMMY'S BOY
JOKER'S OVER HERE, GET YOUR PIECE OF THAT CLOWN ASS WHILE ITS HOT
im stayingh in my cell i dont want to get rekt y batman again
Holy shit Joker's getting gang banged! They're blowing loads in his clussy!
>>151629755She's blonde?I've only seen her with her hat on
>>151629698DONT FREAK OUT STICK TOGETHER HE CANT FIGHT US ALL AT ONCE
>>151629893Yeah she's blonde. I've seen her pussy in the showers. She's hairy as hell down there.
>>151629755>>151629883>>151629890At least try and read the thread so we dont have the same joke
>>151628877I bet she farts a lot
>>151629933Damn and they say that Ivy broad has rainforest pussy!Hue hue hue hue!
anyone else feel batman put his finger up your ass while he was beatin you or was it just me?
>>151629998just you bud
>>151629976She definitely pees a lot.
>>151629976That would explain the horn noises at night
HEY I WANT IN ON THE RIOT! IM CRAZY! CMON! WHATS A GUY GOTTA DUE TO BE COMMITTED AROUND HERE?!
>>151630049Get on a weird costume and start doing weird shit with a theme.
>>151630049Go back to black gate ya wannabe This is for the real criminally insane
>>151629976MUSTA BEEN DA WIND
.....Huh, boss is usually out of the gate by now....
Hey guys I stole mr freezes freeze gun anyone want a slushie?
>>151630085Try firing it at Ivy's pussy.
>>151630012I’ve seen her piss on that Joker a couple times. They’re a freaky couple.
>>151628854Anyone know where Baby doll's cell is?I want a uh....autograph
>>151630085THAT'S FIREFLY'S GUN, YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>151630102Seen her piss herself a few times.
how the FUCK did Dr Crane brew fear gas out of orange juice and nutraloaf?
>>151630101Why? I just want a cold drink
>>151630105She's currently sucking my cock.
>>151630112WhoopsAnyone up for some barbeque?
>>151630124It'd be funny freezing Ivy's plant pussy.
>>151630131She's giving them for free?I better get over there
>>151630123Other ingredients where smuggled in.....You don't wanna know....There's a reason why its brewed in a toilet
>>151630123Wait that wasn't just orange juice?Is that why I've been seeing my mother dressed like captain kangaroo telling me to do my homework?
Guys, stop smashing killer croc's art therapy portraits. We're villains but we ain't monsters.
>>151630116Saw her once pee on Poison Ivy and call it “watering the plants”
>>151630152Nah she's my exclusive fuck toy.
>>151630142I don't get the joke
>>151630179It would be funny to me.
>>151628854>HENEHABBA ALABANO MIN HABBLE BABBLE BOBBLE!
>>151630171Well just tell me where the cell isMaybe I wanna come.....watch
Hey guys, who's got any ideas for some crimes we could commit? I really want to commit crimes but I want to hear all of your illegal ideas first to really get me into it. Just get up close to me and speak loudly and clearly
DON'T MAKE ME CALL GORDON
>>151630189Minimum security wing. She's calling me daddy.
>>151630163All that faggot draws is landscapes of rocksHe deserves it
>>151630200Last I saw Gordon was supervising the Joker gangbang.
>>151630202Great just take your time, just gonna stop by the guard's office on my way Just don't mind me....enjoy yourself
>>151630235I fully intend to fill each and every one of her holes by the time this riot is over.
>>151630195What if we were to purchase fast food and disguise it as our own cooking?
>>151628854Couldn't this have waited till AFTER jello & meatloaf night?
QUICK GET THE HOCKEY PANTS
>>151630247Don't worry, I'm not intending on making a break for itAs I said.....take your time
>>151630183Then you do it then
>>151630270I'll tell her you're watching cuck.
Man there is a lot more rape than I thought there would be, and I estimated pretty fucking high
>>151630283Just don't take your eyes off herAs I said....I'll be watching
>>151629757Not so fast, Riddler! Of course, even in the midst of this chaos, you must still attempt to confound the mind of Justice with your rotten riddles! But alas, the mind of Justice is sharper than even the trident of my good friend Aquaman!>Hide in my cellAt first glance one might expect you to mean cell as in your confinement cell. After all, one as cowardly and craven as you would no doubt shy away until the violence has settled to make your escape. But keen minds recall that your latest visit to Arkham involved you attempting to burgle the home of the unfortunate Dr. Robert Langstrom, better known to us as the tragic villian Man-Bat! The motive? Langstrom was working on a project involving the study of transferring human DNA into the cells of bats; perhaps in an attempt to cure himself of his unfortunate condition! His research journals, as frantic as they may be, would no doubt be incredibly valuable, especially as ransom.>They'll never expect that!You say this out of the belief that, as your usual m.o. is priceless jewels and money rather than scientific pursuits, Gotham's Finest would never suspect you as being behind the crime!>AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAWith this piece of redundant laughter, I could easily deduce that you're referring to our old pal Joker. Quite a coincidence the Clown Prince of Crime starts a riot just as you are being wheeled in.To hide in your cell means that you would be returning to your cell. Or in this case, returning to the scene of the crime for a second college try! Joker starts a riot, you escape while the brew-ha-ha commences, and then you pilfer Dr. Langstrom's work to sell to unscrupulous mad scientists! Gotham's Finest has already been alerted, and Dr. Langstrom's ceaseless work to return to the side of good will not be interrupted by you, Edward. Perhaps some more time in your cell might encourage you to think of better riddles in future!
>>151630218>BATSSSSY>DON'T JUST STAND THERE>DO SOMETHING>OR AT LEAST FUCKING JOIN IN
>>151630304Wasn't planning to. Gonna fuck her over every inch of her cell.
Thread is going so fast that no one will notice that I'm a assassin from the league of shadows waiting for batman to show up so I can kill him for lord ra's al ghul
Anyone else notice that Batwoman broad keeps visiting the female ward of the asylum? I wonder what she’s doing in there
>>151630195Okay, see, here's da plan. It's a real doozy, I tell ya. We breaks into Mayor Hamilton's office, see? Just go in dere and ya knows what we do? We move every piece a' furniture very slightly to the right. Say 'bout quarter of an inch to an inch. His desk, bookshelf, chairs, everything moved just real slightly-like to the right.
>>151630332Well you'll only get to her assIn any case.....don't look behind
>>151630372You can have her ass while I take her pussy cuck boy.
>>151630358I more wondering why she only visits the jewish inmates
>>151630383I'd rather take the whole pieAnyways.....goodnight
>>151630402Doesn't matter cuck boy, you're getting stuck with my sloppy seconds.
>>151630427Better seconds than to be starvingBesides now.....she's all mine
Guys, the Scarecrow got the keys to the dispensary. I don't know what he replaced all the opioids with but my eyes won't close now. I think I saw my grandma crawling on the ceiling with a dead baby in her teeth. Can someone with the keys to the armory please get a gun and shoot me
So besides the Joker who else is getting gangfucked?
>>151630476Somehow all the rapers just make a beeline for the Joker. Harley's just sitting around looking bored while these two gay guys argue over her.
Were there any visitors here when the riot started? We should probably keep them from getting gangfucked.
>>151630473Sure buddyJust let me finish getting the cum and blood off of miss dahl and I'll be right there
>>151630508It's alright seems everyone doesn't care for anyone who's not already a prisoner to rape
>>151630536Good because I'm pretty sure that fire chick's daughter was here.
>>151630558Who's the fire chick?
LET'S GET NUTS
>>151630578Her name's Silverlock or something like that.
Have any of you rapists seen Bruce? He still owes me $16
>>151630609Is her daughter hot?
>>151630673She's in high school.
>>151630686That doesn't answer my question
Will you guys keep the rape noises down out there, I'm trying to do prep time over here
>>151630706I guess in a cute way. But do you really want her mom snapping and burning down the whole fucking place?
>>151630725Well she shouldn't have let her daughter come here and it's either you die in here by the other freaks or you die burning to death right after getting your dick wetI'm already goin to hell so might as well get a nut off before then
K-K-K-KILLER CROC!CLAYFACE! AHH!HARLEY! HARLEY QUINN!THE RIDDLER!S-SCARECROW!THE PENGUIN!B-B-BANE!CATWOMAN! (meow)MR FREEZE!NEON NOODLE!C-CONDIMENT KING!CALENDAR MAN!YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!
Someone make sure Olive Silverlock is kept away from this whack job!>>151630746I don't want to burn to death in this place!
>>151630766TWO FACE!
>>151630779I'm gonna flip a coin, see!
>>151630773Then go to the freezer if you can't handle the heatIf a tight snatch that doesn't have BPD is in this joint, then I'm getting it!
>>151630317Kek
>>151630717Shut up shitface.
>>151630810Was it worth it dumbass? Was it worth getting cooked to death over?
>>151630907My balls are empty while my flesh burnsI'll say it's better than laughing to death or clawing my eyes out over fear toxin
>>151629755>>151630301>>151630486>>151630717wouldn't it be risky to rape the joker. wouldn't he want revenge?
>>151630988Not if you rape him hard enough.>>151630976Someone make sure poor Olive gets comforted.
>>151630988Sure but that will just show that he acknowledged the raping and took it personally
Get back in your cells.
>>151631011kick Mark Hamill in the balls and Joker won't be able to tell his gang who to capture.
Guys someone help out Croc, he's in a standoff by the conjugal visit area
>>151631133Only after I'm done having sex with miss dahl mister batman Nothing in the rules against that
>>151631174Who the hell came to bang croc?
>>151631133You're kind of late Sybil Silverlock's daughter got raped and now that entire cell block is on fire.>>151631174Who was he trying to fuck?
>>151628854Hey, everyone!... Riot!
>>151631224my wife :(
>>151631224>>151631258Janet from HR
>>151631555Jesus Christ Janet's a fucking fat bitch.
>>151631588Well croc was a black guy before he turned into a freak I hear
So did someone make sure the fire in whatever wing Silverlock's in got put out?
>>151631642I think they were too busy running away because she started burning more people
>>151631689Yeah because some fucking idiot decided to blow his load in her daughter.
Anyone notice that new girl Robin has with him? She's cute.
I'm not even supposed to be here. I just called Lex Luthor a bald asshole at a LexCorp board meeting when he asked me to work on Christmas and everyone laughed.
>>151632224Yeah that was a terrible idea, you should probably stay in your cell.
bump
>>151629856That's cool, man!
So anyone notice the east wing's on fire?
Where is mah man, Professor Pyg?
>>151634079I think I saw him fucking a pig somewhere.
>>151634089you sound confused
>>151634114No I'm pretty sure it was him fucking an actual pig.
>>151628854BANE JUST SUPLEX CITY'D ROBINHOLY SHIT
GUYSI JUST FUCKING KILLED THE JOKER
>>151634852YOU RAPED HIM TO DEATH?
>>151628877It stinks
Why was Baby-Doll here? I thought she was in Blackgate or something.
>>151631133BATMAN!Lets go grab some asses
>>151634945OH GOD WHAT WAS IN MY MEDS?!
>>151634114Oh sure you would rather have sex with that rather than me, anyway wheres killer moth?
>>151630186>Sees DoodleThat Doodle makes the Joker look like a sait...
>>151628854>HE WHO CONTROLS, THE PUDDING CONTROLS THE ANTS!
Does this mean meatloaf night is off?
>>151630317No you leather wrapped jackass, I just don’t want to get shiver again, last time I pee’d blood for three weeks straight! I’m fucking medicated here you ass, it was voluntary I’m legit trying to get help this time! Not everything is a god damn riddler! Just say your montra Eddie you’re Eddie no question just facts you’re Eddie like Dr…. Oh the doctor has been killed lovkey so much for that progress! You happy you Jack ass! You got the doctor killed!>Eddie is yelling at Dr. Strange wearing a bad Batman cowl he made. He just smiles back.
GUYS RUN! TARANTULA'S ESCAPE HER CELL AND NOW SHE WANTS TO RAPE SOMEONE, PREFERABLY GUY THAT HAVE NICE ASS!
>>151635700Oh boy even more male rape. Where's the female rape?