I hate this board. I can’t look at Spidey the same way again without thinking of some retarded schizo screaming about Poland and Paul raping Dylan to counteract another schizo who’s an open pedo which leads to shit flinging from both. Why does Spider-Man attract schizos? When was the last time there was a decent thread?
>>151633792The barely decent threads are about Spider-people that aren't Peter unfortunately.
>>151633792None of this would have happened if it wasn’t for Zeb Wells being upset at his wife divorcing him and Tom Brevoort being a faggot.
>>151633931Spider-Man threads have been unspeakably shit since Spencer. That is not to say I blame Spencer, that would be ridiculous but the schizo trying to derail threads with shit like "marywhore" and other forced garbage conveniently coincided with Slott leaving the book. Not stating anything, just food for thought.
>>151633996Nah. The Marywhore posting started in droves after Spencer left and Zeb wells came on and started his cuck shit.Nick Spencer was the one who repaired Peter and Mary Jane’s relationship. Spider-Man fans were bragging how much Spider-Man was doing compared to Batman being cucked by Catwoman. Then Brevoort and Wells ruined everything.I don’t know why you retards keep trying to blame Nick Spencer for everything when he had the best run on tbe character in a long time and was actively trying to fix Peter and Mary Jane.Oh right. You’re the Gwen Schizo. My bad.
>>151634069Retard or a falseflag by a schizo? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regardless.I specifically said I don't blame Spencer. If anything I was hinting at Slott's fat no-lifer ass shitposting here (wouldn't be surprised considering how much of an egotistical retarded manchild he is).And that faggot was still here during Spencer's run, constantly trying to derail threads with shit like "marywhoretards are so stupid, they think Spencer will undo the OMD" every time anything in Spencer's run hinted at it (and yeah, I know he technically didn't but Spencer actually seemed to intended to go through with it before editorial clipped his wings.) The schizonigger was a constant nuisance ever since Slott left and was actively trying to make threads shit while mods kept protecting him just like they do now, Wells' garbage just gave him more ammo to be more obnoxious.
Brevoort doesn't work on the Spidey books why are you mad at him??
>>151634069No, the guy started doing it in Spencer threads. I'm starting to believe it is someone from Marvel.
>>151633931>>151634069NTA but the quality decline of Spider-Man threads originated from Spencer's run and became worse with Sinister War retconning Sins Past
>>151633792why should Spider-man threads be good? What in the past 20 years warrants good Spider-man threads?
>>151633931I don't care about SNL but bless Heidi for destroying Zeb's mind, leading to him destroying his reputation
>>151633916No those are shit too. The only worthwhile Spider-Man threads are storytimes of old comics
>>151634468destroyed his reputation so much he got the big company crossover bookswhat pains he must be going through
>>151633792Thanks for being part of the problem.Schizophrenia is contagious, apparently.
>>151634608what crossover are you writing zeb? haven't seen your name in solicits
>>151633792He has the worst fanbase, very whiny, very cucky, very schizo and very very dumb. But the character is also really lame once you take a good look at him, very lacking in substance
>>151633792The content has been terrible for years, the only people still clinging to this characters books are going to be odd.
>>151634826Fag
>>151634879I stopped reading around asm 400. Come back around April 2025 and catching up has been heartbreaking. I'll always have the memories of the 300s from my youth. The character seems cursed at this point, and now with Flash and MJ, yikes. there's no reason to stick around. There is better slop out there.
>>151634934Correction. These threads are kind of funny. So there is that.
>>151634890Yeah, he's a fag character. Thanks for completing my post.
>>151634934You'll be back.
>>151634826but enough about Nightwing
>>151634977No, he really won't, no one comes back.
>>151635005He just said he came back, not only that but he caught up on the shit he skipped.
>thread by the gwenschizoYupConfirmedDon’t say shit about the spiderman threads you fucking polish poland gwenschizo freak, paul’s gonna RAPE Dylan and there’s NOTHING you can do about it. POLAND PAUL RAPE DYLAN POLISH GWENSCHIZO and i’m NOT KELOWNACLOWN on twitter stop false flagging me gwenschizo
>>151635821>bumped a dying thread just to schizo postwhen will mods just range ban this retard
>>151634970>>151634826This piece of shit is definitely an intern trying to shit up the threads
>>151635842>when will mods just range ban this retardWhen they manage to range ban every schizo spammer on /co/.
>>151635842Just admit youre the gwenschizo we already can tell, no need to hide it,SNAP
>>151635859Yes I work for Marvel, we put out the worst comics we can because we know you addicts will still buy it. If I may ask a question, how does our asses taste like since you enjoy licking them on a regular basis?
>>151636071Lmao, the ESL retard is seething now.Don't pop a vessel, faggot.
>>151636116This was mj and peters spot
>>151636116>the TRUE Spider-Man is front and centerget peter cucker out of there so miles can spend time with his girlfriends
>>151636140Replace Peter with Araná
>>151636116Hey it’s the reasons that these comics will never be good again
>>151636198Spidercide should stop slacking off and start living up to his name
>>151635821You know, I talked Kelownaclown once, he seemed nice enough and gave me some writing advice. I talked to Gwenschizo a couple of times here too. I’m not sure what he was saying, but he did threaten to rape me a couple of times. Well, that’s my story!
>>151634608The one that was utterly shit and absolutely eclipsed by Grant Morrison’s version? Yeah I’m sure he loved being the coding baby to Grant’s Hydrogen bomb.
>>151636290*coughing baby
>>151636262Yeah, nice try Gwenschizo we can smell the little boys on you like you can smell Dylan on Paul, your polish propaganda won't work here.
>>151636100Of course I'm ESL I'm indian, but how can you accuse me of seething? I'm winning. We're winning. We're shitting all over you and in turn you lick our asses clean.
>>151636327Nobody cares about your fetish, rajesh.
>>151636262>>151636317Hold up let me check desuarchive.>Searching for posts that contain ‘Kelownaclown’. 17 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘Gwenschizo’. 2753 results found.Well it turns out, Kelownaclown is not as bad as Gwenschizo. He is thus far 0.6175% as bad as Gwenschizo. >>151635821If you were to make 1,360 more posts about Kelowna, he would still only be roughly half as bad as Gwenschizo. So, get cracking. If you really work your ass off maybe we’ll start to thinking your nemesis is half as annoying as Gwenschizo. Nobody will start to find you annoying though, that’s thankfully impossible.
>>151636371Yeah whatever, Gwenschizo we already know its you stop deflecting you polish pedophile whoever this "kelownaclown" guy is, is probably actually really cool and super awesome and not a pedophile at all. Btw have you checked out his fanfics?
>>151636360You do because you keep licking our asses.
>>151636371>He is thus far 0.6175% as bad as Gwenschizo.That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.>>151636385>Btw have you checked out his fanfics?What are your thoughts?
>>151636385>>151636411Fuck! I don’t know which one to shoot!
got you to confirm that youre the retard thats spamming about paul raping dylan in every thread and replying to himself crying about the gwenschizoso fucking easy lolstay on twitter kid
>>151636399Again, nobody cares about your fetish, brownie.Pipe down.
When will China attack India?Imagine how good the internet would be if India lost all online connection.
>>151636453I posted here a few times, but you’ve been trying to witch hunt for me in threads I don’t even post in. I’m not sure why you think spamming my Twitter handle is meant to scare me off. Yes, I’m Canadian. It happens to lots of guys.
>>151636489>Yes, I’m Canadian.Oh. Canada.
>>151633792maybe every spider-man thread should BE MANDATORY in Spanish to eliminate those mental illness beings.
>>151636922lots more gwen culo, that's for sure
>>151636465You do. All your impotent rage doesn't change the fact that you lost and we won. We shit and you eat it up.
>151637015Lmao at the pajeet crying and projecting
>>151637065That's literally you.
>n-n-no uLmao, nice comeback.The of peak of brown intelligence.
>>151637015I’m Indian too, and I also still think you’re retarded.
>>151637150>Canadian>IndianYou’re even more stereotypical than the other guy!
>>151637087>>n-n-no uThat's been you from the start.
>streetshitters ruining the country AND the boardI hate this timeline
>>151637236And the publisher. You'll take it though.
>again with no uMonkey see, monkey do
>>151636371>Searching for posts that contain ‘Gwenschizo’. 2753 results found.I think we should be more aggressive in hounding Gwenschizo off the boards, actually!
Look, sukdip. I know this concept is totally alien for your feeble brown brain but I haven't paid a single penny for a Spider-Man comic since 2007, so sorry the only thing you "own" is the spot in that designated shitting street of yours. I do get entertainment out of how Marvel keeps keeps fucking up their most iconic superhero because of some kind of anal-expulsive syndrome they never grew out of. And reading a free storytime and making snarky comments about it costs me literally nothing.Now go play with cow dung like your "people" love to do.
>>151637379Oh you paid, shit still sells. And you still read it and you still get mad at it. You are below me and you always will be.
>pajeet coping when confronted with factsWhat a sad creature, lmao.
Ultimate Spider-man leaks?
>>151637489Only one saying facts is me. Now shit your mouth and swallow.
>pajeet coping some more Here's more facts for you: YOU. ARE. BROWN. LMAO.
Superior Spider-Man ( and the relaunch after that) was the last time Spidey was ever good. The og spider verse event was epic and wasn't all "everyone can be Spider-Man" and it was brutal. Post secret wars Spider-Man has been a dumpster fire and has never gotten as enjoyable since then. Even Miles was interesting back then, now he's written by some anime splerg.
>>151637719That's some high density bait
>>151637735I'm legit not even baiting man. Yeah superior Spider-Man pissed me off intially but I remember that made me actually care about Spider-Man and I liked how it wrapped up. Even the current ultimate Spider-Man is disappointing and I wish Cates could've written it. Solid start on that series but then Peter is sidelined and Harry is the far more interesting character in a Spider-Man title.
>>151637704You are so mad lmao. Enjoy my shit.
what even are Spidey threads any more, man
>>151637877It’s for hating a Polish child molester called Gwenschizo. As long as he makes these threads, as long as he makes these threads about himself, it’s always going to be about him and how much he disgusts us.
Mhmm, some pajeet trying to convince me that I'm mad when I'm making fun of him, lol.Keep on going, jeet. That's entertainment.
>>151637844If you're not baiting, you're a retard with terminal shit taste then.But you are very likely baiting.
>>151637942>08Ok what's your last favorite Spider-Man run?
>kelownaclown mentions scares off the queer spamming about paul raping dylan and gwenschizos from poland>as soon as it stops, he goes right back to anoniggering about it and acting like its not him lolso easy
>>151637978Nothing made after the 90s and certainly not Slopp or Cates trash.
>>151638017The fucking 90s and telling me I have shit taste lmao.
>>151638080Yes, you do.You like Spiderverse, Spider-Island and Superior. You want Cates. You're the definition of a shit-taste retard. In fact, kill yourself.
>>151638080Oh, and you also think Miles was ever interesting.Holy fucking retard.
>>151638177Cope, Seethe, and Dilate
>>151638235You can stop projecting, troon.
>>151638244Go jerk off to your McFarlane foil covers, in fact run the interior pages on the tip and papercut that shit fag
>>151638275Lmao, seething troon. Are you as fat as Slott the fat retard? Or maybe the fat blob himself?
>>151638014I just stopped posting and followed along with the thread. How can I help you, Gwenschizo?
>>151638368I hope your axe wound closes up anon
>>151638014>slithering back in only after you thought your Twitter archenemy leftI want you to know that more people hate you than just a random Canadian pajeet, you obsessive Polack child molester. And yeah, I’m going to double down, because I like to make you mad. Paul will in fact rape Dylan, because he’s a pedophile, he’s from Poland, and so are you.
>>151638385>fat tranny projectingLmao. You will never be a woman just like Dan Slopp will never be a good writer.
>>151638080You do. You're also potentially Cates, got some form of brain damage either way.
>>151638014>queer spamming about paul raping dylan and gwenschizos from polandBecause that was literally you. >>151636385>>151636317>>151635821Also you fucked up and namefagged on a few other posts too. Got a little too excitable there little guy! >>151636140 >>151635933
>Gwenschizo also somehow isn’t here despite the fact that you can’t ever get the cancerous retard to leave these threads aloneFucking Kelownaclown made Gwenschizo so angry that he finally had a meltdown, gave up on the Polish pedophile persona, and is trying to recruit anons into his personal crusade against a Twitter handle he blames for trolling him.
>>151637618Please?
>>151637930Making fun of me by gorging on the shit I help produce. And then you come online to cry that it's shit but you still come back for more. I'm getting tired of you so I'm going to bounce but just remember we won and you lost and that's fact.
>>151635821>thread by the GwenschizoAnd also, how would you know this when Gwenschizo hasn’t even shown up in this thread.Did you genuinely try to melt down on yourself? Using another guy’s Twitter handle? You actually tried to harass yourself while pretending to be another guy on an anonymous forum in the hopes we’d pity you for being bullied and rally behind you to rape some other faggot on your behalf or something? Was that your best attempt at 4D chess Gwenschizo?>inb4 yaaaawn>inb4 booooring>inb4 stop noticing patterns I won’t read this noooow
>I-I-I let you winLmao, ok pajeet.Remember, toilet witches are not real no matter how much you "people" think they are. But don't worry, one day white man will come and civilize you.
>>151638578>Gwenschizo tried to make an entire thread to frame some guy on Twitter for having the temerity to call him a pedophile after months claiming to be a pedophile.
>>151638645>spams shit for hours, suddenly slithers off and thread goes dead for more than an hour after >>151638578 >>151638645Gwenschizo fucking locked in, shaved his head like he’s Travis Bickle, stopped typing like an ESL retard because people wouldn’t stop mentioning the time he bragged about being a child rapist, and tried to manipulatively rally a personal army against a Pajeet who probably made fun of him a couple of times along with literally everyone else given he’s been mentioned in several thousand posts at this point>it fucking blew up in his face because even when he’s trying to be smart he’s hopelessly retarded.
>>151633792>I hate this board.This is a completely self inflicted problem, Gwenschizo, and instead of constant spiraling tantrums I would suggest getting a fucking grip and regaining control of your life through deep breathing exercises and a therapist, instead of engaging in repeated attempts at accidental humiliation and mounting frustration.This is a completely anonymous forum, so how the hell did everyone end up knowing who you are and ended up feeling pissed off with you?
>kekownaclown still acting like its not him while having a meltdown and replying multiple times to the same posts>retard that obsesses over paul raping dylan no where to be seen since lolso easystay on twitter, kid
>>151639868Gwenschizo, this cool new gimmick isn’t landing, and if you just wanted people to be nicer to you and cut you some slack, have you tried calming down and being less of an autistic sped?By the way, you’re still a pedophile, and Paul probably is going to rape Dylan.
>>151633792>I hate this board.Then go fuck off to another site like maybe reddit then nobody is forcing you to stay here
>>151639868Dude, it's not me. I don't want to see Dylan be Pauls personal gimp and I don't want to have Dylan be raped endlessly by Paul. I'm not a pedophile or the Gwenschizo, I'm not, I'm cool and I write really good fanfic, btw you should read it, I'm NOT the Gwenschizo I hate that guy, btw paul is raping dylan. I'm NOT The gwenschizo or the guy talking about Paul raping Dylan, I'm NOT! Don't make me reply agreeing with myself and then reply to your post three more times in the next hour. DONT MAKE ME DO IT! I'm NOT KELOWNACLOWN ON TWITTER! I'M NOT THE GWENSCHIZO! STOP IT! PAUL RAPING DYLAN!!! DYLAN IS PAULS PERSONAL GIMP!!! FUCK YOU!!!
>>151634069piss off.
>>151639909Get lost retard.
>>151634069take a hike.
>>151639909Paul is in fact basically Dylan’s gimp, lol. Thanks kelownaclown.
So, what's the point of mods on this site?
>>151639969Get lost moron
>>151639935>>151639968>Gwenschizo has given up and gone back to mumbling piss offWhat happened, little guy?
>>151639985You were having so much fun! So it’s not actually fun?
>>151640001>>151639985>>151639979>>151639969>Gwenschizo roleplaying as two different sideswowPaul really mindbroke you
>>151640025We should really bash Gwenschizo’s head in with a fucking rock at this point. He’s retarded, and this was a bad attempt at him trying to be a badass.
>>151640025I never gave a shit about Paul and the same goes for MJ I do care about 616 Gwen Stacy however.
>>151640048Yeah and you should read my fanfics, they're all about Paul molesting Dylan in various scenarios, I hate the Gwenschizo and haven't ever posted obsessively about Paul raping Dylan for months on end, btw
>>151640048I still don’t know what I did to him. I mentioned him once on Twitter because people were going “THIS IS SHIT PEOPLE ON /CO/ ACTUALLY BELIEVE” and I said, no, he’s a moron and nobody here likes him. This has provoked a vendetta.
>>151640066All I said was something bad about Gwenschizo and you started screaming about the Twitter guy. Am I supposed to hate the Twitter guy? Are you seriously trying to convince me he’s just as bad as your pet faggot Gwenschizo?
>>151640048I have nothing done nothing to or caused any harm all I ask is to be left alone.
>>151640115Maybe you should tell your boyfriend over in >>151640066 that he’s doing more to hurt you than me. Or not. I don’t care, if you’re not literally him you were still awful.
The sooner Spider-Man ends for good the better I am sick of this franchise. Besides once that happens X-Men can step in and take over for good.
>>151640127Gwenschizo youre not fooling anyone, stop this shit right now
>>151640147Schizo spotted
>>151640127I have no boyfriend And again I have done no harm, now leave me alone.
>>151640147>>151640150>>151640156>he's posting from multiple devices now lol
>>151640150You’re doing your best and only hurting the one you love the most. Because you’re inept and so is he. It’s a romance as grand as Paul and Dylan.
>>151640177>can't resist exposing his lust for paul raping dylanhey you forgot to clear the name field so you could say its not you spamming every thread for the last month about gwenschizo being obsessed with paul raping dylan
>>151640170idiot.
>>15164015You can't stop it from ending marvel's true destiny and future lies with X-Men that's is how it must be and why Spider-Man must end.
>>151640195I’m not hiding anything. You’re the one who thinks spamming my Twitter handle is somehow going to get me to run away like I’m a vampire reeling from a crucifix. No, I’m just going to double down and say, sure, Paul probably is a pedophile, if saying that gets you to freak out more. I noticed you stopped using my cool official branding all of a sudden, no go on, don’t be scared.
>>151640237tldr cry more stay on twitter kid
>>151640195>spamming every thread for the last month about gwenschizo being obsessedYou’re fucking mad about Gwenschizo being *slandered*?
>>151640259no
>>151640246>spent months in other people’s threads trying to call me out>now begging me to leaveWhat the fuck dude
>>151640259I'm NOT the Gwenschizo you fucking idiot, try harder and maybe you'll get somewhere. Paul is gonna RAPE Dylan, just you wait.
>>151640273What are you upset about then? Yes okay, I’ll play therapist for you.
>>151640280Oh, I agree with you. Gwenschizo is a fucking child rapist and he’s obsessed with the idea.
>>151640280I just wouldn’t put it past Paul anymore, that’s all I’m saying.
>>151633792>going into spider-man threads, let alone unironically Thats your first mistake frenFranchises here attract regular autists, sort of like that pony show.It may be shitposting for some, but i believe others unironically get invested in their shit flinging contest With spider threada just skim them, laugh at the stupid debates, glimpse some cheesecake, and leaveJust like a spider-man comic post 2005, theres nothing positive to find here
>power wording the nig who hates the gwenschizo upsets him enough to make him reveal himself and stop shitting up threads about gwenschizos>instead he cries about how cool and unbothered he is lol
>>151640349Personally I blame Gwenschizo even more now and want to harass and belittle him even more aggressively.
>>151640368>has to post every thirty seconds to remind himself about how relaxed and calm he isInsecure!
>>151640372I’m going to bully Gwenschizo even more now and spread even uglier rumors about him I’m sure the autist trying to redirect us to the equally bad Twitter man doesn’t mind because they’re both equally just as bad actually mwahaha
>>151640391>can't readlol
>>151640423>nig still thinks anyones trying to protect anyone because he's a retard lol
>>151640425I’ll be honest, I read nothing you post. I‘be just been posting random non-sequitors at you.
>>151640447>i've been sending paragraphs crying b-b-but i h-havent read anythingcope harder fag
>>151640438If you’re not angry about people pretending Gwenschizo wants to see Paul rape Dylan than what even are you angry about? Nothing? So you shat your pants for the last seven hours for nothing?
>>151640425neither can you.
>>151640455Literally even a single line qualifies as a paragraph, and I posted two. That was two lines and you posted a paragraph at me whining about paragraphs.
>>151640465>>151640475>>151640492here i'll give you another minute to send 2 more anon replies and 1 namefag reply and then act like its not yougo ahead LOL
>>151640423There is nothing left to "spread" I do not play games with others or the likes of you I happen to take life seriously unlike you.
>>151640507>only one person could possibly hate me, because I’m such a valuable contributor!Collect your retarded schizo baby and get the fuck out of here. He needs his diaper changed.
>averages one reply a minute>roleplays as if he isnt responding to himself or alternating between being a namefag or anon>nig that shits up spidey threads is nowhere to be seen even though the gwenschizo is hereLOL damn bro ur the ultimate gwenschizo troll keep it up
There's a total of 5 unique IP's in this thread, just in case anyone is curious
>>151640516Hey kiddo, what do you think of the guy in >>151640536>>151640507Do you feel he’s helping you, or do you think you’d just like him to knock it off? He just doesn’t seem like a very helpful friend.
>>151640536>wanted to prove a point about how the guys making fun of Gwenschizo are just as bad as Gwenschizo>Ended up being a bigger lolcow than Gwenschizo
I've changed my ways, everyone. I don't want to troll the Gwenschizo anymore, I want to be his friend and maybe mentor and guide, he sounds young and impressionable. We have got to get this guy letting everyone know my username out of here, though!
>>151640617Fr we should put this guy on the 'farms he's such a lolcow lol i'm lolzing my pants off!
>>151633792SO is dan slot gwen schizo or marywhore guy
>>151640619He can stay. Look, I get you hate people bullying your little buddy, so I’ll be the bigger man and try to reach out. He seems much more hurt by your actions than I am. Way more than I am, honestly.
>>151640639He’s got the persecution complex down pat. Maybe we can even extend the harassment to his wife, and children.>>151640647Same guy.
I really hate all this trolling and harassing of my little friend and that small guy, that little dude, the mini man, guys, he's not a kid, that's besides the point. I'm NOT a pedophile. I WOULDNT rape the Gwenschizo like Paul Rapes Dylan, I WOULDN'T! I just want to be his friend and let him know how cool and experienced I am.
>>151640682You hate people being mean to your hecking little guy, but you also hate people being nice to him and think that surely it’s a pretext towards rape over the Internet.That’s toxic.
yawn
>>151641633Things not working out in your side thread, man? Want to talk about it?
>>151633792>I hate this board.kek
