oh, E.D.I.T.H.! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. May I have the TONY MCSTARKMAN MEGA IRON MAN MR. STARK DISNEY APPROVED RACIALLY DIVERSE N POLITICALLY CORRECT SUPPORTING CAST & AVENGERS WITH I LOVE YOU 3000 STARK TECH CAVE AGED BOX OF SCRAPS TO IRON SPIDER INSTANT-KILL MODE. Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that Mr. Stark being a father figure was a subset of the MAIN father figure in Uncle Ben (albeit he died off-screen, and was never acknowledged and so collectively ignored to the point where Aunt May was buried by herself (pass that along to your iron monger)). I shall sample your in-house MULTIVERSE 7,000,000 SPIDER-MEN FROM ALTERNATE UNIVERSES BECAUSE OF MY FAILURE TO BE MY OWN CHARACTER; and, my sweet, mayhaps a Disney+ of it to go? Oh, Sony still owns me? Nevermind. Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the Avengers - yes, a superhero team that every single goddamn fucking movie reminds you exists, and YES, you can actually go to DISNEYLAND and MEET THE AVENGERS, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* and another round of your Peter Tingle, please!
>>151635185I kek’d
>>151635185:tv/ must have banned your ass.
>>151635214No, I just know it will make people more angry if I posted it here.
>>151635185You took time out of your day to type this with your own two hands. And you will take more time out of your day to type an equally unhinged response. Rethink your life, anon.
>>151635225I took 5 minutes to make a shitpost. Cool it, Ironboy.
>>151635185Mousecucks absolutely SIZZLING at this quantum gemerald.
I wonder how many people bought rooms at that star wars hotel before it shut down.Imagine paying 4000+ for this.
>>151635250they probably swindled a lot of money from gullible idiots. imagine giving a fuck about star wars in 2020+6
More words means more lulz.
>>151635277Did your Peter Tingle get set off?
>>151635249>wojakker >nintendofag
>>151635290>Tom Holland Spider-Man stan You’re not white kek
>>151635271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsLpI-lAfM4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7zSTvceh5khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzFfnWGZ_WIThis is absolutely pathetic. And they expected people to pay money for this shit.
>>151635290>mousecucks STILL pooping their spider-diapers over getting mogged at the box office by baby gamesLOL!Browns can't afford tendie games btw, they're too busy saving for that iconic Disney™ park getaway! They're a top destination for third worlders like (You).
>>151635249is this image implying that Nintoddlers and Mousecucks aren’t on the same level of embarrassing?
Nobody ever refutes the Tom criticisms. They just like to tell you that you’re nostalgia-blind for the Raimi trilogy. The MCU fanboys never try to tell you what’s good about Tom.
>>151635302You ain’t it
>>151635322>/v/igger
>>151635322Based NintenCHAD.>>151635331It’s always superfluous bullshit like “He’s young” and “He’s in the MCU” that chalk up to nothing.
>>151635349>Based NintenCHAD.Faggot
>>151635360>what is “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”?
>>151635360>gets mad at baby gamesLOL! Big grown up boy here, all ready for his AVENGERS™ happy meal!
>>151635398
i’m not sure if it’s more funny or sad how feige and marvel studios were so hellbent on making sure they adapted spider-man so differently from the previous movies to the point where it’s almost unrecognizable anymore. nobody wanted to see uncle ben die again but flat-out refusing to even mention his name is fucking weird. as if anybody in the audience hears the word “ben” they’ll collectively groan and throw popcorn and tomatoes at the screen.
>>151635320This is embarrassing
