Who’s the better shape shifting thick bitch?
the purple slam-pig
>>151639593the catgirl slam-pig
>>151639744>>151639616
>>151639593
>>151639593None, they're both dogshitAT and SU have always been dogshit
>>151640578Stfu, you faggot
>>151639593amethyst literally shaped her own digestive system just so she can eat, shit and fart
>>151640751That’s what you need to do
Cake the Cat
>>151640578>>151640728>>151640751>>151640864
>>151640864(((You)))
>>151639593Amethyst and it's not even close
>>151639593Amethyst seems to be more chill
>>151642133damn
>>151642133>>151642308>>151641618>>151641611https://youtu.be/4-zy3w_86iY
>>151639593Cake isn’t a piece of shit so her
>>151642413Kek, so I was right about this abomination
>>151642365Hot
amethyst is perfect for a pounding
>>151639593Amethyst's shape shifting can perfectly copy people but she's unable to keep it up for too long. Cake's is limited to always looking like her but has more range and freedom to mess round,and if we use Jake the Brick as reference, Cake can keep it up for 2 days
>>151642531You were wrong
>>151642747I'm never wrong. It's my being
She’s too cute
>>151639593I hate them both but Amethyst at least has a cute face and she's a canon freak.
>>151642680she could shift her facial features around if she tried, shrink and grow parts of her facegranted it'd just make it look like that person if they were part cat, but it's still kind of possible.
>>151639593alternative option
>>151644671
>>151644681
>>151644714
>>151639593Were Amethyst tits that big?
Plum Bum best Gem
>>151639593>Who’s the better shape shifting thick bitch?IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151645851> all porn is her teen form Hag hunters get nothing in life
>>151642365>I want you so bad, baby. I want you now, can we meet?Fuck.
>>151642365>I LOVE YOUR C***
>>151642365>>151645960>>151646141HAS NOONE ANIMATED THIS?!
>>151645851BROTHERI like both forms but we need more of this one too.
>>151639593None...........they're both shit, short, fat and ugly gremlins.
>>151642133Its okay since she is ugly fat and shortWASNT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KIDS!Tumblr and Wokecartoons were and still are a blight on society, no wonder kids who grew up with these ended up being so fucked up.
>>151639593Jake.
>>151642365How does she sound so hot
>>151646475I mean... Zone animated something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR9prJfNT4E&pp=ygUUem9uZSBzdGV2ZW4gdW5pdmVyc2U%3D
>>151647093It's faggots like you that infantalized the arts in the United States.
>>151647393>It's faggots like you that infantalized the arts in the United States.the FCC and capitalism did that long ago
>>151639593Cake could fill the room with her ass but you'd have to deal with cat hair just about everywhere. Amethyst would be more human-like but she'd also probably fuck with you by turning into a dude just before you cum and call you gay.
>>151647798If it was really a free market, we wouldn't have had fuckholes like Frederick Wertham trying to get the government to censor comic books or get 'em banned from magazine stands, would we? So stop blaming capitalism, you commie shitheel, art's even worse off when it's socialism.
>>151644681I wish women were this easy still and not just a bunch of asexual dykes>>151647093Kill yourself>>151647852Youre not better then wertham you fucking moralfaggot cunt
>>151640578Correct take
>>151644671I miss gametimeasia
>>151644714Is that from fucking 2012?
amethyst is the most breedable
>>151649377She seems like the one thats the most DTF all the time
Beach bum
I love Amethyst. She's so adorable when she's insecure and holds her arm. Need to hug her tight.
>>151642365>love Amethyst>tfw my name is Stephen
>>151642365this was honestly funneh.
>>151649268
>>151651347
braphog
>>151639593Both already have the perfect shape
>>151650664Cuuute!
>>151639593Yes
>whole thread is glazing Amethystit was never a fair competition
>>151652879>glazing amethyst I WISH
>>151652879I'd glaze her womb
>>151652879glazing her violet skin with my semen
>>151639593Cake looks delicious
>>151639593Steven absolutely lost his virginity to amethyst
>>151639593They're both trans
>>151656048obsessed
>>151656068faggot
>>151656193>Sees 2 women>Can think only about men
>>151639593right if fucking ugly and trash, her show is trash besides the Gems when drawn by other peoplegood job making furries look decent OP
>>151651520
>>151657801meant Diamonds
>>151657801Nice grammar
>>151657818
>>151657860
>>151657846thanks
>>151657909Do you actually know what sarcasm is?
>>151657875
>>151639593>>151642133>>151644671>>151644681>>151644714>>151650477I don't like Steven Universe as a show and I don't particularly like most of the gems, but God damn, I do love Amethyst. Her design, personality and voice are great.
>>151657925anon that thanks was sarcasm
>>151658046Yeah, besides some of the gems are sex.
>>151656048That is awesome!
>>151659057Wrong.
>>151656017that is very likely yes
>>151657818>>151657860>>151657928my cock hurts
>Amethyst has probably fucked everyone in Beach City at least once along with several historical figures>Cake has take several miles worth of monochrome horsecockHow am I supposed to compete with that?
>>151659137Based
>>151659064Right.
>>151658089You will never look like them
>>151659545Is it true that cake has a human BF now?
>>151660626No>>151660645Good, candy-ass
>>151660730Yes
>>151650664>"Sadly, we both have that in common."
>>151660741No
>>151660714What’s blacker than big fat asses
>>151661113The chicken bones outside of my car this evening
>>151639593Gotta go with the one that has the better voice
>>151661236So Cake
So pretty
>>151661027Yes
>>151645951Teen? Her hot form is at least in her 20s
>>151661113GIWTWM
>>151661236I want to deepen her voice if you catch my drift
I jerked off to a pic of cake and fionna flashing their tits last night
>>151647362slightly raspy voice is objectively hot in my opinion, not a fully raspy voice like the old shriveled up bitch from spinegbob
How do i get a girlfriend like amethyst but IRL?
>>151639593Is it just me or does left look like the cat's got a giant bush?
>>151665528Find a short mexican girl and have her put on purple skin coloring
>>151666293This. find shot stack plum Latina and pant purple
>>151666293>>151666592Why are latina shortstaccs the best, lads?
>>151647878>I wish women were this easy still and not just a bunch of asexual dykesWhat the fuck are you talking about adventuretranny?
>>151669681And she just does this shit casually
Which one cna use their ashole to swallow me whole?
not enough cake suit lewds with how kinky that can get
>>151669999Poopdickschizo
>>151670238Both
>>151670342Shut up retarded newfag. You should have checked my digits
Think she’d let Marshall hit?
>>151670378Ok, liberal
>>151645951>>151647069
>>151640018It's funny to me they think she wouldn't just swallow that gag
>>151639593You tell me
>>151674380Could I tell you, though?
>>151639593It's more ok to show because its funny and played for a joke cause their bigger not skinny and not shapely also their personalities
How would both of them react to getting their asses smacked?
>>151676048I don't know about Cake, but Amy would be all about it.Goddamn do I want handfulls of that caked up purple dough while I bust deep in her hungry womb.There's no other character I've wanted to knock up more than amethyst
>>151671887She could rip through those binds, or hell even slip out of them, by shapeshifting.Clearly she's letting it happen because she's into it.
>>151640018sauce plz?
>>151642365>tfw imagined Amythest saying these linesDamn you, now aroused again :/
they both eat ass
>>151677120>tfw imagine the rimjob from both of themnice
>>151639593You've given me an idea, it's your fault what I do with it now.
>>151676048Cake would morph her butt into a fist and hit you. Amethyst would ask why you stopped.
>>151642365This made me look up her VA.Didn't expect that she was Korean.
Wip
Between Cake and Amethyst, who would win a burrito-eating contest, followed by a gas-holding contest, then a brapping contest?
>>151677131lol>>151678316sweet
>>151678316
>>151639593Cake is disgusting.
>>151678573Yessss
>>151676717boundisbest
>>151640018so is this roleplay or some rapeyshit?
>>151677952WHY HE FINGERING THE CAT
>>151678573Hell yeah, shapeshifting ladies with fat tits and no impulse control.
>>151679560
>>151679560Sadie doesn't deserve her.
>>151642365>Your ass is too fat to be swinging it around like that!Kino
>>151679078Who else will, Monocorn only has hooves
I have a mighty urge for Finn/Cake, but there's so little art of them.
>>151679570
>>151671739OC?Good shit
>>151667262They horny and feisty
>>151639593ma penis
>>151680178I want to use her ass as a hand warmer.
>>151678316>>151678573Aaaaaaawwwww yeeeeeaaaaahhhh
>>151642365>Oh, you know what that does to me~>Wouldn't you rather have my body instead?>C'mon, baby. I've learned some tricks to make you feel good.>can't stop saying what a bloated fatass she isDiamonds
>>151659545>either one could make a pussy tailor-made to your cock shape and size, then fill it with twenty G-spots so you make them cum 50 times with every thrust, and also make it extra ridged and grippy to milk you dry with easeNEVER kill yourself
>>151678573Hot
>>151680178
>>151682443
>>151682457
>>151678349Cake, due to her stretchy powers
AMETHYST COULD GIVE A MEAN BLOWJOB WITH HER PLUMP LIPS
>>151682505They are quiet plump
>>151682505>fat juicy lips you wanna fuck>flip her over>fat juicy lips you wanna fuckWhat's a man to do?
>>151661113High crime rates and fatherless behavior
>>151682481Amethyst has similar powers
>>151682581amethysts powers are even better than cakes
>>151682608Then I guess the winner would come down to who's the most skilled in each field
>>151682831>you get in and she immediately Dutch-ovens you and laughs when you get hard from it
>>151682831Wanna use that blanket as a condom
>>151639593the non furry one
>>151682443>>151682466PRONE BONE
>>151639593Amethyst by a country mile
it's such a damn shame that Amethyst, Pearl and Garnet were all pretty cool and waifu-worthy. The show itself sucked major ass.
>>151684416Every Gem is a different fetish, and yet Steven fucked NONE OF THEM. Doesn't Becky Sucrose know how swollen my cock is right now? Doesn't she understand?!
>amethyst mogging cake this hardnot sure why I am as surprised as I am, but I suppose it does make sense if you really think about it desu
>>151682831She is gonna fart in there to keep me warm
I love Amethyst so much that I'd share my fries with her.
>>151685043Cake is a sassy black woman, which can be hot, sure. But Amethyst is a bona fide slampig whore. The sex appeal is unmatched. Even in the show itself, she flirts with people, shakes her ass, fusion-bangs all her friends, and leads the kind of care-free hedonistic lifestyle that lets you know she'd be a nice laid-back casual fuck. She also definitely used to suck off Greg for funsies. Probably why her voice is so raspy.
Lots of whorish anons project their own whorishness onto Amethyst.
>>151685396I'm not a whore, anon. I just want to make hot, sweaty love to one.
How does Amethyst smell, anons?
>>151687870She doesn't. her body is made of light. The only scent she would give of is the occasional smell of the rotting food inside her when she burps or farts.
>>1516423653:30 minutes i got such a hard on.Can't believe any artist used these lines.
>>151678573Nice.
>>151688326she can't make her butthole stink?
>>151685139I'd share fluids with peridot
>>151689570All on her cheeks
>>151689214It was never mentioned as one of her abilities in the show
>>151688326Oh shut the hell up
>>151688326They can sweat. Thus they can stink.
>>151690274UNF
>>151690736When do they do that?
>>151690623Personally I find her alien rock person anatomy more fun than a human.
>>151688326Yeah, she is hot but once you realize what she consume and do on a daily basis, she can't be best gem
>>151678316>>151678573Why don't you ever go to Adventure Time thread, by the where?
>>151692119what does that mean S-man?
>>151692086>once you realize what she consume on a daily basisYou mean cock?
>>151688326If she doesn’t smell like old fries and ass sweat then I don’t want it.
>>151680805>OC?It's supposed to be Mimm >>151645851... I feel awful now.
>>151692903make her fatter
>>151693474No, I mean original content, friendyou're good
>>151693919I was just fucking around about feeling bad.Thanks though, both times>Good shit>friend you're good
She's adorable
>>151689570Same>>151690274And inside her, too
>>151642365>"then he even said I was his ROCK"
Bump for the Beach City bicycle.
>>151696026Imagine
>>151639593>>151678316>>151678573>>151680092>>151698034These type of women are hot! We need more of them in real life.
>>151698034>This is an edit right?!>This is an edit right?!>This is an edit right?!>This is an edit right?!THEY CANT MAKE AN ASS THIS FAT GODDAMN IT!
>>151647878>wish women were this easy stillthey are just not for you
>>151647878>I wish women were this easy still and not just a bunch of asexual dykesLet me guess, every woman you know is only interested in jerks and they just can't see what a great guy you are?
Between Cake and Amethyst, who wins a twerk off
>>151702271Hard to say considering theyre both shapeshifters. They can both make their buttocks larger as well as alter other attributes such ass firmness, perkiness, texture, and bounciness to create a more satisfying jiggle and louder sound. From what I've seen however Cake deffinately seems to be able to increase her size far more than Amythyst can. The largest thing weve seen Amythyst turn into was a hellicopter while Cake was able to turn into a kaiju. This would make Cake able to create the loudest clapping in terms of decibels. That being said I'm not sure how much bearing the size of ass has when its attributes are tied to the size of the rest of the body. As for experience, Both seem like the type of person to twerk casually but Amythyst seems like she would do it more often. Honestly it seems like it would be a really close call and heavilly depends on how you judge things.
>>151692903SHE'S KILLING THEM
>>151702617I’d say Cake
>>151639593Honestly, Amethyst is the only gem that you could actually date.>PearlShe'd spend all day cleaning the place and would tolerate doing stuff, but never ACTUALLY want to do stuff.>GarnetWould just tell you how your entire relationship would go and want to skip to the part where she dumps your ass. You CANNOT surprise her and every gift will involve her telling you what will happen to it.>PeridotYou will NEVER have sex, ever. She'd spend most of her time working on her weird inventions and explaining her weird fanfics to you.>LapisNever wants to do anything you want to do. The one time you do have sex, she starts having her Vietnam Flashbacks, and if you don't get off of her, she's going to bifurcate you.>JasperHATES Human stuff with a burning passion. Only with you to learn why Steven is so powerful. In the highly unlikely event you ever have sex, you are NOT surviving. The Snoo-Snoo is so good that you don't mind the dying part.>BismuthMakes you all manner of cool stuff, but thinks she can improve on sex, but doesn't understand how the human sexual system works, so it doesn't work at all.Amethyst will:>Have sex with you including being open to trying kinky stuff. Also helps that she's naturally at Dicksucking Height. Will absolutely wake you up with a BJ and call you a weirdo for being into it.>Actually wants to do human stuff with you.>You can actually take her out to dinner>Doesn't mind doing stuff on her own, or together.>Has minimal emotional baggage (Minimal, but not none)>Will surprise you with gifts and will appreciate you giving her gifts.Only con, you will have to clean up after her, because she's something of a slob.
>>151706048You could have just said they're all lesbians or asexual except for Amethyst (Barring a universal lust for Greg "Murdercock" Universe.)
>>151706048>Will absolutely wake you up with a BJ and call you a weirdo for being into it.>You will never meet a girl who's willing to do this for you.
>>151704547I would like a Cake.
>>151706048Peridot would definitely fall in love with human cock.
>>151639616>>151639744Kek
