How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>151643783Why would I be mad? I'm finally having sex!!!
>>151643783>and your face is about to smell the same.
"You know you should be more respectful of me. Because if I broke up with you and you started, say, making webcomics about how you said quirky comments while sucking my ballsack, no man in the world will ever want to marry you afterwards."
>>151643783These comics feel like a fever dream
>>151643783Why are you smelling balls without consent
>>151643783>mah balls smell like roses
>>151643783
>>151643783>Damn it's crazy that your pussy's about to smell like my balls.
Is it true that all or most men sniff their fingers after scratching their balls? What are you expecting?
>>151643783the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
>>151643783>"Now tell me what they taste like"
>>151643783>Yes.
>>151643783ha ha your face smells like my fist
>>151643783>Ha-cha-cha-cha. Delicious.
>>151643783thats fine you're the one sucking on them
>>151643967the savory smell of comfort and safety
>>151644072there must be some deep psychological evolutionary aspect to it aswell but yeah youve practically nailed it one
>>151643967We need to know if they need washing or the smell is a healthy musky scent, and good to let ferment for all the hot ladies I’m not having sex with FUCK
>>151643783what is this tranny crap?
>>151643967If they smell like semen then it's time to jerk off
>>151643967the scent of my own excellence
>>151643967I don't scratch my balls. I never understood the comment about balls sticking to the thighs either because my balls don't do that
>>151643783>That's nice babe, now get back to sucking my dick.
>i love you so much, I wouldn't want to have this kind of intimacy with anyone in the planetand then lie awake thinking "wow, that was really gay, i shouldn't have said that"
>>151644123This is the even rarer actual woman crap
>>151643783What an odd thing to say.
>>151643967I go one step further and sniff my ass-stink after fingering my butthole. As long as you shower regularly it smells pretty good
>>151643783Why would I be mad? She looks like she's having fun too.
>>151643967Just want to see how they smell to know if I'm sweating too much
>>151644734The inside of your butthole doesn't get showered anon. You're just a scat freak.
>>151643967Sometimes. It is an instinctive thing where we use the sense of smell to gather information about the sanitary state of something. Like when smelling something to see if it has gone bad even though it is marked as past the expiration date.
>>151643967No, that's gross.
>>151644711Gogarty is non-binary so it's accurate to call this "tranny shit"
>>151643967Hopefully, a neutral odor, so I know my various powders and creams continue to work through an onslaught of sweat. Also, its just sort of habitual, now.
>>151643783Why would I be mad? My balls are supposed to smell like balls. Ladies love the nutfunk.
>HOLY FUCK A TALKING SNAIL
>>151643783Do women's crotches smell the same?
>>151644905I have a detachable showerhead, it gets cleaned regularly
>>151643967I have literally never done that, at most I just scratch the inside of my belly button and for unknown reason feel like smelling it even though I know it's always nasty down there
>>151643967>>151644072
>>151643783"That's extremely disrespectful, I can't believe you would belittle me like this." Then leave the room, calmly and without crying.
>>151643789>finally
>>151644196haha you have tiny balls.
>>151643967I'm doing a sanitary check, see how dirty they are. Interestingly though I've noticed that for about a month after I have sex the scent, even after showering, changes to smell a bit like the pussy of the girl I had sex with.
>>151644978If she's healthy and keeps clean a bit of musk is normal. If she has exercised it will smell more like BO. Sometimes it smells like meat and pennies after a few days of her period.
>>151646735Period smells like rotten meat. I can't stand it.
>>151643783What a relief.
>>151646753>>151646735Well, not rotten meat exactly. Closer to road kill but it is a rotten smell unique to it.
>>151645384You sound mad as hell.
>>151646753>>151646781Sounds yucky either way
>>151643967There's strong proof that it's an instinctual thing. We're basically checking if the incredibly vulnerable, soft, exposed and sensitive part that hangs free and easy away from the rest of us is in good shape.If it smells of puss or blood then that's a real cause for concern after all.
>>151645384https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
Speaking of smelling genitals, for all you virgins out there who've never been with a woman, unironically Asian Fish Sauce just smells like straight pussy, to the point where my brain got the wrong kind of signal the first time I took a whiff of it.
>>151647946Well I guess I'm ready for it then given I put squid brand sauce in shit all the time.
>>151643783I laugh.
"you're 7, how do you know what balls smell like you slut"
>>151643967I don't do it with my balls but I do constantly check my armpits as I need to use special deodorant. I blame my casalattico heritage.
