I hate how painfully accurate this character is to me, except even dan has enough motivation to go after his enemies where as i will just fantasize about getting revenge on people i dislike while ultimately shooting myself in a 7-11 bathroom in about 3 years god willing
>>151647959his adventures allows you to live through them vicariously so you can laugh it up a bit
I don't really understand how you people find the energy to hate others so much. You do know you and everyone else will die, right?
>>151648314AND JUST LET THEM GET AWAY WITH SPITING ME?!
>>151648314In 4channel if you're not dedicating your entire day to seething you're not cool
>>151648314> You do know you and everyone else will die, right?Good
>>151648314Of course they will dieIm gonna kill themWith hammers
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>>151648314> I don't really understand how you people find the energy to hate others so much.Because no one else bothered to stay in my life and if youve been treated like shit and punched down by everyone and by life as long as i have all you have left is hate in your heart to keep you warn
>>151648032I genuinely cant watch the episode where the burger girl he has a crush on marries her manager because it fills me with a homicidal rage.
>>151647959>7-11 *7-Eleven
>>1516510469-eleven
Do you also fantasize about having a doormat friend you drag around?
>>151647959>shooting myself in a 7-11 bathroomYou know there's such a thing as poison, right? Americans and their glorified slingshotters, it's like they're stuck in the cowboy age. The only good gun is a sniper.
>>151648314> You do know you and everyone else will dieDID YOU EVER THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU IGNORANT SICK FUCK? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151652889Poison sounds like itd take too long, id rather go out clean like ronnie mcnutt and end it that way rather then suffer thru a cyanide capsule death or something similar. Also i want to avoid brain death so i want to ensure my brain is destroyed in the process
>>151647959>ultimately shooting myself in a 7-11 bathroom in about 3 years god willingDon't shoot yourself, if only for the sake of gun violence statistics.
>>151647959Dan is so handsome~
>I hate how painfully accurate this character is to me>
>>151654919Tits or gtfo >>151654996I have a chin unlike that specimen
>>151653801I dont give a shit about that
>>151653003You do not suffer from cyanide because you end up unconscious, but it depends if you also take some sleeping pills, sit on your stomach and especially your weight.A cyanide pill from the dark web will kill a 120kg man. Take 15 minutes for the plastic to dissolve.Look at these poor goiym, can't even take their own lives. They're screaming for release but the psychotic jews would rather hear them suffer and birth to continue the cycle of suffering.GET AN EDUCATION, EVEN AN ANIMAL'S INSTINCTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU>
>>151656655How about we compromise and I kill you instead?
>>151653003>>151656873Oxygen deprivation from huffing nitrous oxide is the most fun way to go.
>>151657557I'd watch it
