Bump if you're reading.
But I want Ultimate Spider-man!
>it's a Guardians of the Galaxy weekUgghhhhh. Bring out USM already.
Stump
>>151648888Buldars gate 3 tiefling Character, lame. and Peter looks like an Elf.
>>151648932>>151648935Is Mr. Grasso Skip's best bud?
>>151648957Newfaggots I swear to fucking god
>>151648957Shit I'm so sorry for the image during storytime, totally spaced it. Bad on me.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
Wow Kelly, I'm really interested in yellow Karlach. And Peter trauma dumping? Veeery in character. How has Hollywood not discovered you yet?
wokeshitPeter always gets depicteda s weak and incompetent and lame so that a woman can look tough, confident and strong.It literally has been 10 years now that he lasted a sinlge storyline without having to be rescued by woman and we never see him rescue female characters in heroic way.Everything is always a struggle with him losing and being lame so that a woman can be strong and tough
>>151648975Kek
>>151648871Well, as usual the art is nice but. But why put in a story about a child molester? Is karlach unable to get up because of social pressures of her people?
>>151648871modern western media needs to have a zeros dicussion about how they write white men
>>151648884We have the storytime
>>151648921>What are you fighting for her if you are so angry at her?Peter isn't angry at karlach. So what is he talking about?
>>151649576I think it's more "angry" like"I'm sticking my neck out for you while I barely know you and you won't even TRY to resist?"
>>151648973Lol the art
>>151648973Ah! Absolutely nothing happened.
>>151649041you are mentally ill
>>151648947>>151648958seeexxxooooooooooooooo
>>151648973Oh Phil is back? I thought it was the 90s Hobgoblin at first
>>151649926The retard's been sperging out in the Ultimate Spider-Man thread as well, so yeah.
>>151649929I'm more of a Shadow Heart guy myself. I like a goth gal that pouty, self righteous and pickled by deep seated trauma.
>>151649929Is literally Alien Rhea Ripley
>>151649938It's an odd cover. Don't think we should take it for face value. Phil
>>151648932>>151648935>>151648938>Peter is going on a lengthy anecdote about a local child molester to cheer up RaelithKelly may just be retarded… but it could also be a set up for something in Death Spiral.
>>151648958I'm sick of goddamn space
>>151650349who do you think is torment?
>>151648947>>151648958Kelly, this is the second non-human woman that would be a fine, maybe even great long-term partner for Peter Parker you've shown this year.You trying to say something here or are you just wasting my fucking time?
>>151650494Paul is the only one who makes sense, but that’s why they may not do it.
>>151650583they already did a story with Paul as the villain. they're not doing it again and have said as such.
>>151650638when did they make paul a villian?
>>151650724spine-tingling spider-man the one where he reconnects with MJ after avoiding her for months and starts letting himself get dogwalked
>>151650724He committed a mass genocide of his entire planet and barely cared. Did you guys seriously think Paul was a good person?
>>151650753i never thought he was a good person i wanted him to be a bad guy that MJ has to kill
>>151650750is it worth picking up
>>151650815https://batcave.biz/4985-spine-tingling-spider-man.html
>>151650822thanks!
Didnt anasi already bring peter back? Or is he just gonna plop him back in space
>>151648888The man can lift a building, what's this 'fragile' horseshit.
I like Peter fighting aliens to defend space-Karlach a lot better than whatever mundane shit he'd be doing on earth.
>>151650750its not the same paul is it?
>>151651723no but its clearly an expy based on him complete with brainwash/influencing ability
>>151651507But he doesn't look like it. She didn't get to test him yet.
>>151650753That was his dad. Paul was a forced accessory.
>>151651942he literally built everything he needed and ensured the genocide went smoothly
>>151651765so it was just a flex by marvel? "Look, we COULD make paul a bad guy, See? but we are not going to."
paul is going to come back and kill peter and take his life like norman and ben have been trying to do, except everyone’s going to accept and be happier that paul is there instead of peter
>>151648871variant covers for ASMThe Amazing Spider-Man #17 Clayton Crain Knullified VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #17 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #17 Stefano Caselli VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #17 1:25 Terry Dodson VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #17 1:100 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Virgin VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #17 7 Ate 9 Comics / KRS Comics Fan Yang Variant>ONCE A GOBLIN... Norman Osborn may not be the real Spider-Man, but he's the Spider-Man NYC's got. Despite Norman doing his very best to do good, everyone, including Peter Parker's allies, is trying to take him down. And someone or something(s) is hunting GOBLINS... and they're finally ready to spring their terrifying trap!>SPIDEY VS. HELLGATE, ROUND TWO! The spacefaring SPIDER-MAN heads back to Earth — only to find HELLGATE standing in his way! Spider-Man's finally strong enough to beat the most powerful foe he's ever faced... right?!>NIGHT OF THE GOBLIN (SLAYERS)! Norman Osborn may be purged of his sins, but that doesn't mean they can't still come back to haunt him! HOBGOBLIN wants Norman out of the SPIDER-MAN game (and this life) for good — and he's got the hyper-lethal tech of an entire goblin-slaying army at his disposal. What does Norman have...?! A Spider-Man or Woman or two who trust him as far as they can throw him...>DAWN OF THE GOBLIN SLAYERS PART TWO! The sins of Norman Osborn come back to haunt him and everyone he cares about! Norman and the other Spiders THROW DOWN against Hobgoblin and his Goblin Slayer army! And one of the Spiders makes the ultimate sacrifice!>TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE! The era of space/earth Spider-Men comes to an end and everyone is left to pick up the pieces. We are about to enter DEATH SPIRAL so Spidey better take a deep, deep breath.
>>151652147the College Dropout 5here they are before a meth bender
>>151648942>>151648947>>151648958Peter should marry her
>>151648905>KarenSomehow, I'm confident in saying that if the alien had appeared as a black dude, Peter wouldn't have dismissively referred to him as a "Jamal."
>>151648942>>151648947lol. Even the nufaggots on readcomics are starting to notice. They still have to self-flagellate for the sin, yes, but they're noticing.
>>151652793Peter fought them off while she went catatonic for an hour What IS weird is we've known Peter has the stamina to fight for 12hrs continuously with Morlun or 2 weeks with very little sleep
>>151648925>Buldars gateSomebody please range ban fucking India already.
>>151652996KYS worthless faggot. this is excactly what an Indian would say
>>151650526Too much baggage on earth
>>151648871we know why BND writers want to maintain the status quo but why does Disney?
>>151653300I highly doubt Disney cares what goes on in the comics division. It makes so little money as to be a write-off.
>>151653300No one knows how to write a good ongoing lasting marriage without it being put into the backburner of most issues like in ultimate.
>>151649396>person with a high authority does bad shit and abuses their status because no one will stand up to said personSilence is violence and all that. Surprised we didn't get responsibility from Ben in the usual way.
>>151653372that's more because of the monthly format but you might not be wrongits the excuse they made for why they broke them up in the first place. everyone's divorced now or had bad experiences in relationships so they can't portray them in good standing
>>151649926>>151649948you are out of touch
>>151654425you are out of time
>>151648938>>151648942>>151648947>>151648958>WYMAN STRONG>white men weakwhy does every modern story have to be about shitting on white men to make woman long strong?Why can't Peter the protagonist actually be tough, competent and cool and rescue a female character for a chance?Why does he constantly have to lose and be resued and overall have to be written as a emascualted loser who with zero selfrespect who lets everyone insult him all the time.Also why are only white men written this way but female and black protagonist are always super tough and competetent and treated with nothing but respect?
>>151648958so fucking cringe.
>>151654451>readcomiconline schizo crying about white men being inferior to women moved to 4chan bc he can’t figure out how to use the new comment section
>>151648871>Amazing Spider-Man #17 StorytimeAmazing Drunkard-Man #17 Storytime is not a bit worse.
>>151652142I don't buy into hellgate
>>151651507all modern comic writing is just about emasculating white men to make women seem strong
>>151654437You're out of my head when you're not around
reminder that paul is going to be a main villain of the next arc when peter is back on earth
>>151648947I do not care about Rae
>>151651507>physical strength is the exact same as emotional strengthDo you get off on saying stupid shit
>>151651507>guy who wears his heart on his sleeve isn't emotionally fragilelollmao
>>151648871Oh NO!!!
>>151652142>Most powerful foe he's ever facedI'm so god damn sick of these lame new villains that they try to wank off compared to his actual good villains people like...hell that's not even correct since Spidey has faced Thanos and other actual big names before
>>151655879kek
>>151655887I get they have to hype the new guy so I don't mind the phrasing the problem is that Hellgate doesn't really carry it. He doesn't FEEL overpowered.
>>151655879Flash is either Torment or has a thing for Spider Gwen
>>151655879The future of marvel comics will be decided in the empty space above MJs head. What do you think she is saying?
>>151656528marywhorefags are delusional
>>151656528I know this is Gwenschizo trolling shit and I shouldn't reply, but realistically I think this conversation is probably going to be acknowledging feelings of some sort, addressing the elephant in the room of how Peter/Paul would feel, while agreeing to meet up again later with MJ abruptly leaving due to a developing concern which will probably turn into the attack on where she and Paul live.
>>151651507Compatibility matters. If one person’s idea of sexy fun is “extended BDSM cock torture sessions” and the other person’s idea of fun is “literally anything else,” you’re going to have a problem.
>>151648901This millennial writing style of sarcastically stating what happened is really terrible. >>151648973Norman barely interacted with Phil when he was a Goblin. Where’s Lily? He fucked her.
>>151656528>What do you think she is saying?"Oh my god, i am De-Modokified George Tarleton wearing a Mary Jane shaped skinsuit! That's the big reveal, gang!"
>>151657335Joe Kelly is a Xoomer.>>151657335Norman did kill him. Lily got amnesia'd into becoming good and wouldn't be involved in this villainous plot.
>>151657434He killed him in self defense, and the time Norman cucked his son’s clone is definitely more interesting than rehashing Gwen again.
>>151656869but like where are the feelings coming from? like when did this happen?
>>151657508mj has no attraction towards as of right now, the symbiote does, and since they’re molecularly bonded, the symbiote thinks mj likes flash like venom doescaptcha: jeww4r
>>151656224Hellgate just feels like Morlun 2.0, he's not even got a cool design or is remotely interesting. Regent was also crap but he at least has a hook or concept with the power stealing even if he's a low rent Controller/Darkseid mashup.
>>151654451>Faggot anon ignores every other example of Peter getting a win lately
>>151657508Flash seemingly confesses some feelings right here, in ANV #7. While MJ's technically letting the symbiote take over, this conversation can easily be read to be a confession that Flash wonders what could have been if MJ and he had made something happen between them earlier on. It's been made clear since this that MJ is able to hear what's happening when she's let the symbiote take over... so once her friend confesses feelings, she'd likely start thinking about it too.(cont.)
>>151657508>>151657649(cont.)There's more here, in ANV #10. Ewing has consistently used this small text to imply characters are thinking deeper about their feelings than they're willing to say out loud, and the "just good friends" line implies MJ is starting to think about him as more than just friends. Or, at the very least, is under the impression Flash has feelings for her. (cont.)
>>151657649>>151656869She's acting all womanly and shit around Flash.
>>151657649>>151656869 >>151656528LMAO who will she fuck and/or cheat next?
>>151657508>>151657649>>151657696(cont.)Finally, in this last issue, it seems that MJ's been considering asking Flash out, and getting way more flustered over coffee than someone who is "just a friend." She gets frustrated with the symbiote for revealing her thoughts, who then starts talking about how Flash is a great guy, and she pauses trying to convince herself and the symbiote that it's "just as friends."People who are just friends don't get flustered over meeting up for coffee. There wasn't any drama when MJ went to meet Flash in the park just a few issues back, before his monologue.
>Flash crippled a homo in high school>Jack O Lantern killed Flash’s sister’s husband as a result of Flash lying to the government MY HERO
>>151657790so they are essentially going to do How i met your mother, with MJ hooking up with Flash and Peter with Felicia.
>>151657790What the fuck is with carlos gomez doing telling people they want her single for a while, When he is the one drawing this.
>>151657872Peter's not going to hook up with Felicia since she's already moved on and is asking out other women (Night Nurse) since finding out he's gone. People need to accept that as long as Marvel wants Felicia on Pride covers or in Voices issues, she can't ever date a man.
>>151657924because none of this means she's fucking Flash
>>151657924Honestly, to some degree, I wonder if it's a language barrier, or being told to draw a certain scene without knowing what dialogue was going to be included. You could easily draw every panel in >>151657790 without knowing that it's going to involve a romantic coffee invitation.Secondarily, when he was first shutting down the MJ x Flash stuff and talking about her being single for a while, he was supposed to take a break from the book. Dodson drew all of the Venom #250 MJ/Venom content, whereas Gomez drew the backup story.
Gomez knows people are speculating on this.he also knows most people will say “no” to the vote of them hooking up, so he’s already telling you that they won’t hook up
>>151658129swear to god its Marvel interns trying to rile people up
>>151657968Same faced bitches. IS THIS THE CLONE SAGA!?
>>151658129Smart people can pretend to be idiots, but not the opposite. Just stop embarrassing yourself.
>>151657872Ok but what about Raelith?
>>151658266Wow you found a mirror
>>151657924He's just an employee and decides nothing. Touch grass.
>>151658285he's right.you can't outwit or predict what's gonna happen.it'll what editorial wants (certainly not gomez lmao).
>>151658129Or he's slowly trying to get people adjusted to the idea and engage more outrage culture to get them to go buy the book day one to find out, because it's been pretty confirmed that Marvel thinks outrage is their top seller.>>151658136Probably not interns, probably editorial or corporate mandates to talent about what they think will sell more books.
>>151657872that certainly fits the sauceless sex and the city shit they've been doing for years
>>151658329He's drawing it and had the scripts so he knows it isn't happening
>>151658129He's an attention whore.
>>151657790>>151657696>>151657649There alot of "can be seen as this or that". but i see where you are coming from. Even if nothing happens the teasing is still annoying. There is no chemistry between them. Maybe that doesnt matter to Mary Jane. She's a single mom that needs to jump on the next cock as soon as possible. Has she bothered to ask how Dylan feels about her dating.and bring another man around.
>>151658296This right here is decent advice.
what would a Mark Waid ASM run be like ?
>>151658282The Baldurs Gate Trannie? Peter isnt gay and when he finds out Karlach is a man he's going to accidentally punch it to death
>>151658600We'll get a taste with the superman crossover
>>151658452>Maybe that doesnt matter to Mary Jane.we know it doesn't considering how she met that fireman
>>151657696>>151657649Wait when Flash fucks Maryjane the symbiote is giving him temporary legs or something? How exactly could he have sex otherwise?
>>151658782the same way millions of other men with disabilities fuck their spouse
>>151658296>he decides nothingneither does the writer for that matter
>>151658795Wells admitted as much. He wrote the story they wanted.
>>151658452What would she need to ask Dylan? Is the plan to bail and leave him with Flash?
>>151658791Not without both legs they don't.
>>151658782like any other disabled man, with a pity handjob
>>151658807Wells went out of his way to never write Peter and Felicia being happy together, leaving Kelly and Rowell to pick that up. Of course Lowe was on board with his pitch but it was still his.
>>151658812to dump him on Paul so she can climb back on the cock carousel
>>151658839>Flash can only have sex as a dead fishThat's gonna get boring real fast for MJ
>>151658871that's why the ride keeps going
>>151658782b-but at least it won't be Paul, r-right?
>>151658922>>151658875>>151658871 Has it been confirmed that flash has a dick at this point
>>151658839>>151658812>Hey kiddo, Mommies gotta go out again tonight so we can afford Groceries tommorow. I need you to wipe down Aunt Annie again. Then rub some of moisturizer on her legs. If Flash starts screaming in his sleep again please just start hitting him with a stick love you dylan.
>>151648954Can't they just write it without cussing? the @#!& stuff is gay.
>>151656869MJ aside, What is up with Flash here. he looks destroyed. Was there something goin on with him from the earlier Venom stuff?
>>151659218Honestly, there's not much besides speculation with the expressions from Flash. Without dialogue, I think one could take it anywhere from them having a difficult conversation about how they'd tell Peter about having feelings for each other and her telling him she already said she's Venom and got blown off, or Flash being concerned she and Venom attacked Modok (Venom's in the nose in the first page, and on the 3rd page the symbiote's in what looks like a nose).Hard to tell.
Gwenschizoid is seething that the gwencomic ended in a nothingburger today
>>151648888That yellow thing looks like a Concord character.do all the people who make all these cringe lame designs come from the same school or what?
>>151660064>That yellow thing looks like a Concord character.>do all the people who make all these cringe lame designs come from the same school or what?The concord artist seems to fail upwards too so that might as well be the case.
>>151657968Brother, Felicia has been with women in the past and still wanted to jump Peter's bones. They were fucking before Peter went into space. This copy-paste is getting old with the pride shit.
>>151658129>>151658338He's just playing with the marywhoretards because they keep roaming his instagram like flies
>>151659218they're in the cocktease stage
>>151660365It's not copypasta - they had her dump Peter specifically so she could be in a five-month relationship with an ugly brown girl with a septum piercing, and have MJ point out she's never been so in love or so happy. >Felicia has been with women in the past and still wanted to jump Peter's bonesIt's been five years, and she's had six female love interests since she became "bi."She fucked Peter as a throwaway to Kelly that Marvel can't or won't keep up. I'm happy to eat my words years from now if I'm wrong, but if people really think Felicia's going to be this bisexual icon and not just a lesbian, I don't think you're keeping track of how the big two do things. If we could, I'd happily bet cash that she's front and center of Pride in February once again, with another woman.
>>151660541Mary Jane brings in money, which is why she’s still around and Felica was kicked out and made gay. Keep seething though
>>151660824Mj does bring in anything, unless she is peters wife/girlfriend/so. If you keep her around dating other men she is poison to the book and to the male character.
>>151660715Anon she said that because outside of Peter she genuinely hasn’t seen her in love with someone in a long time Then she realizes the whole thing was her forcing herself to look like that and she was wrong about the situation
>>151661192>>151660715Also Willow writes her as having the hots for DD and that if she had the chance she would’ve had them fucking
>>151657649The page this agenda pushing retard skipped btw.
>>151661192>outside of Peter she genuinely hasn’t seen her in love with someone in a long timeThat's absurd, given that she just saw Peter and Felicia together. The point is that MJ sees her loving someone more than she loved Peter. Hell, Felicia and Amelia live together, something that didn't happen for Peter for however long they dated.>>151661204>Also Willow writes her as having the hots for DD and that if she had the chance she would’ve had them fuckingWillow's got Felicia having sapphic scenes in the book with Night Nurse, and is writing an entire fucking Poison Ivy series going over 40 issues where Ivy's an unapologetic lesbian that regrets men. She's not writing anything real about DD and Felicia hooking up.
>>151661241In #250 it's made completely clear that MJ can hear whatever happens whenever the symbiote takes over. This is her after Dylan shits on Venom and says not to talk to him.Read the books before calling someone a retard.
>>151661293Peter and Felicia got together in the fucking 80s, anon. That’s like 7 or 8 years ago in the sliding timescale and you had Felicia going from wanting to murder MJ to being her friend and hanging out in her apt with a suit that showed off her pubic mound. Not to mention the times they brought up sharing him It’s been a long time since she was serious with someone
>>151661354>Peter and Felicia got together in the fucking 80s, anon.I don't disagree that Felicia and Peter are a blip on the radar, if that's what you're implying, almost a fling under a year. They dated for five years of real world time, and that's close to what MJ had with Paul (nearly four years of printed comics, way more time in-universe).>Not to mention the times they brought up sharing himThis didn't happen besides your porn comics.>It’s been a long time since she was serious with someoneNo it hasn't.
>>151661488And with how the timescale works the wells arc was basically a few months with even the 4yr Doomed universe thing being retconned away to a few days. Even then it’d show that to MJ it’s been even longer since she last saw Felicia in love with someone elseThey joke about it twice Yes it has. Flash subplot was during her time getting revenge. After that she fucked around with Puma until she got bored and left. It’s been a string of one-off romances that never work out until she became the superhero equivalent of the town bike then got raped again then got back with Pete
>>151661625First off, you don't know how to quote or anything. So whatever.>And with how the timescale works the wells arc was basically a few months with even the 4yr Doomed universe thing being retconned away to a few days.Nothing's been retconned, you're completely making this up. Scope the pic, 5 months of Felicia and Amelia.
>>151661829Yeah man thanks I already said it’s been a few monthsDo I need to post the jackpot book where Felicia nearly kills herself because she’s afraid of telling MJ that she’s back with Peter
>>151661876Nearly gets herself killed* I should say
>>151653178>excactlysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>151651507Spider-man has been written like a bitch since 2000 or so.
>>151661876A *few* months is nonsensical. I'm fine with saying that 20 years from now we'll count whatever happened as like a week or so, but MJ's been with Paul for at least a year or two in 616-time, Felicia's mostly only dating women, and Peter and Felicia dating is a blink of an eye before she dumps him for a woman. He's also been gone for weeks or months at best, and she's asking women out on dates.Anyways, I've gotta go to bed, if the thread's still up tomorrow, I'll add more.
>>151654451Go back to your containment board, faggot.
>>151661910>gets drunk at Aunt May’s wedding and has sex with his Latina roommate, who he brought as his plus one> retcon this as him being so retarded he thought he was drunk after drinking non-alcoholic champagne Yeah can’t argue that
>>151657649>>151657696Jesus what a dumb whore
>>151661319Except the fact that her knowing this does not mean the Symbiote's interest in Flash is the same as hers. You're being disingenuous on purpose. What the series is building towards is the symbiote wanting to get back with Flash, and nothing else. Hell, it might as well be the overall outcome at the end of it all
>>151648932>>151648935>>151648938Calling it now. This is actually Kelly foreshadowing Paul's true nature, and set up a plot where Paul attempts to sexually assault Dylan Brock as Torment during Death Spiral.
>>151648873Reading
>>151661241 >>151656869we and everybody else knows they're gonna happen.stop dragging this shit and just go full throttle.
>>151657599>wins>doesnt mention any because there are none
If Venom leaves MJ, Toxin should be her next symbiote.
>>151656869>>151658129>>151660541Owari da!First time he actually spoiled something tangible btw
>>151664607Anyone with two brain cells saw it coming.
>>151664607He's joking around..you can't read properly
wonder what the cope will be when she's bouncing on it and saying he's better than Peter
>>151657649>>151657696>>151657790>seemingly confesses>can easily be read>she'd likely start thinking about it too> "just good friends" line implies Alot of assumptions, but something is getting setup. On the Surface its seems like a Venom and Flash thing. But, I'm not sure.>>151661319This is a fun panel. Does the tear belong to Venom or to Mary Jane? Or both, perhaps they are blending together. If so, is her agency somewhat compromised? Are any "feelings" she has for Flash actually venoms? Is this the kind of thing Marvel sets up then doesn't follow through on because its problematic? MJs constant use of "Just Friends" could be her attempting to establish a psychological/ psychic barrier between her and venom.>>151661241This is a convenient panel to leave out when trying to promote MJ/Flash. The best piece of evidence for the pairing is Editorial and their obsession with dragging MJ, "His great love", through the Mud and cucking Peter.
>>151665046Gwen is good though, so Peter will be just fine.
>>151665125Gwen? Gwen is dead. Are you talking about Spider-Gwen. All of the Spider people need to be destroyed.
>>151652848Yeah, but the suit exploded or something
I wish Peter kept the suit. I hated the colour scheme at first but it's growing on me a lot.
>>151665779Wasnt he also kidnapped by Dr Doom?
>>151665230Is the evil clone still around?
>>151648871When editorial arrives... >Your wife is fucking Flash now
>>151664607lol, lmao even
>>151662774Paul is going to rape Dylan now because Gwenschizo demanded it.
Paul PaulsonvsCarl the Cartoonist
>>151666928not happening.
Jesus fucking Christ Spider-Man threads are depressing
>>151667527What zero meaningful moderation does to a board.
>>151667527the only thing that’s depressing is Paul’s penis plunging into Dylan’s butthole instead of someone his age.
>>151667589I'm sorry man, I made this happen by joking about it. But now Joe Kelly's really making it happen for Death Spiral. You were right. You were just trying to stop this from happening. I'm sorry dude. I'm so fucking sorry. You were right and I caused this, not Gwenschizo.
>>151667620that’s so fucking hot i can’t wait
>>151667620Whoah dude, you really support child rape all of a sudden. I mean, do you really genuinely want this to happen? I'm trying to apologize here. Was all that anger for show.
>>151667660Sorry dude, I meant it for you over here >>151667642 sorry if it's confusing dude I'm just trying to help anything I can do to make amends for jokes on the internet. Now that it's really happening I have to stop it.
>>151667678Too late. You made this happen. Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences. You should have been nicer to Gwenschizo, now Paul is going to rape a kid because you forced it to happen.
>>151667642I should have never slandered Paul. I should have let Gwenschizo do his gay little storytimes, maybe said nicer things about his cock. Maybe offered him children to groom or something. I've ruined it guys. I've ruined it all. Dylan is literally getting fucked now. In a way it feels like I am the one raping Eddie Brock's son, not Paul, and I feel fucking disgusted with myself. It's just like when Spider-Man let Uncle Ben's killer get away. I am Paul's indirect accomplice here. I forced Paul into this situation.
>>151667781Thread isn’t over, write more about raping children
>>151667781I wanted to apologize to Mr. Samwise Gamgee the most of all, you were just trying to protect Dylan and the Gwenschizo from Paul and I didn't understand it. Now Paul is going to molest Gwenschizo. Paul is going to rape Samwise's very own Frodo Baggins... because of me... Now even Samwise is demanding child rape. I did this to him. I broke him. I'm sorry dude. I destroyed your mind.
>>151667822>>151667805Samwise learned rape from you and now he's going to rape Gwenschizo his literal husband. Be ashamed!
>>151667851I should have policed my language better and held my tongue. I got too obsessed with crazy right wing ideas about shitposts on the internet not mattering. Now I've manifested child rape like some sort of accursed tulpa. Everyone was just trying to warn me. Posting on /co/ offers great power. And I forgot Uncle Ben's words that with great power comes great responsibility. I've disgraced one of the most elite communities on /co/ through my blasphemous slander of the fictional character Paul kind of looking like a greasy fucking child molester in most of his art.
>>151667887GDZIE JEST CUNNY??
>>151667887Stop being a faggot I unironically want to see children raped.
>>151667902>>151667910W-what the... TWO KELOWNACLOWNS?One of you guys needs a tripcode. One of you needs to shell out $20 to Hiroshimoot for a 4chan pass here. That'll really own the other guy.
>>151667902>>151667910Look at him man, I did this. Now he's Polish and he's a pedophile. You know I never even actually believed that Gwenschizo was from Poland? It's fucked up that I said all that racist shit about his heritage. I still think he's a pedophile though I can't really deny that one. I am 100% sure Gwenschizo's he's a child molester.
>>151667974I’m not the Gwenschizo, so fuck off. And yes I do all of that to children.
>>151667713Paul is technically a Migrant right?
>>151667991I'm not saying you were Gwenschizo dude. But you've become just like the Gwenschizo, because I shattered your spirit by hurting your feelings about Paul and Dylan. It's sort of like that one Nietzsche quote about gazing too long into the abyss and it staring back. I caused you to turn into a bad guy, kind of like how Dark Phoenix manifested in the Phoenix and I'm like Mastermind. I'm sorry man. I fucking ruined your life and your posting career.
>>151668010Oh, I hate Paul again now because I just remembered he came to this country illegally and is mooching off of my taxes. Fucking Paul.
>>151668018>>151668036Paul’s going to rape Dylan next issue and there’s nothing you can do about it so suck it up and move on, thread is over.
>>151668061That's tragic dude, that's fucking tragic. Tell me there's still a way to stop this? Do I need to make a bunch of posts about how Paul absolutely won't rape Dylan because he's a good guy and I love him a lot? Maybe we can do an Avengers team up with you me, you, and our beloved Gwenschizo. It could be just like the Thunderbolts movie recently, you know, a bunch of fucked up, bad, screwed up guys trying to do something good again.
>>151668083I also would have made a Suicide Squad reference for this one at first but I remembered that DC is only for faggots.
Hit me up on discord if you and Gwenschizo want to help me stop Paul from making the biggest mistake of his life and stop him before he rapes Eddie Brock's kid because of my careless comments. My discord ID is Kelownaclown#1488
>>151668174I'm glad you've grown up and taken responsibility anon. Uncle Ben is smiling down on you from Heaven. I think you three make for one hell of a team up!
>>151668226Thanks man, I'll always make an effort when this Kelownaclown guy shows up to engage with me and prevent this crisis maybe there's still time maybe there's still good in him and he'll hate child rape again I just gotta keep on reaching out and extending my hand sort of like how Xavier did with Magneto. I think it'll be fine I believe in my mission.
>>151668275We could be like the Three Amigos teaming up to stop El Guapo but in this case El Guapo is a metaphor for Paul molesting Eddie Brock's son that got out of my control like some kind of Frankenstein Monster.
Dude kelownaclown where'd you go, did you retreat to your fortress of solitude to kind of contemplate how far things have gone and how maybe just maybe you can find it in your heart to forgive me for traumatizing you and leaving you with PTSD through off color jokes on 4chan.
>>151668378Gwenschizo's boyfriend has got some serious soul-searching to do or maybe he's just trying to think of something really funny that'll own us for sure this time. Like he's charging up a spirit bomb except Gwenschizo's the one giving him all the energy.
>>151648935>>151648938>>151648942Paul "Mr. Grasso" Rabin...
>Got laughed at a while back for saying Ben used to be in the military and that it wasn't canon/from an AU if anything>Its brought up againFuck you guys
>>151668562Which war did he fight in? World War II? Vietnam? Korea?Sliding timescale is a bitch.
>>151668485I still don't understand what a lengthy anecdote about Peter recounting a local nonce was meant to accomplish. It's probably a way to drop hints about Paul and Dylan.
>>151669460and its weird that its a retcon to the time he actually was molested.
>>151669476>he specifically didn't do anything to meOnce again I blame Gwenschizo for this.
>>151669594I’m not the Gwenschizo and I didn’t rape Dylan, that was Paul and he’s gonna keep doing it over and over and over.
>>151669644We know you're not Gwenschizo dude. Anyways can you please DM me on Kelownaclown#1488 on Discord so we can put an end to this.
>>151669644>>151669761Dude I'm trying to save you. Save you from the monster that is me man. Yeah, I posted freaky shit about Paul and Dylan, and now I'm dealing with the consequences. I have to man up and own it, and I need your help.
>>151669644I'M SORRY I MADE YOU INTO A CHILD MOLESTER. I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. NOW HELP ME SAVE THESE GODDAMN COMICS!
>THREADRAPED>REPLIESRAPED>IMAGES?RAPED>DYLAN?RAPED
>>151652848Again you are being dishonest. There a million ways to write this comic that do no require Peter to be called a fragile manchild and him lying defeated on a ground so that yet another female character can rescue him. You literally never see female characters written that way. They actually get treated with respect and are depicted as strong and with a backbone. They always win their fights by themselves and always make jokes at the expense of white men. Meanwhile white men are always depicted as weak, pathetic and the Butt of every joke
>>151670252>You literally never see female characters written that way.they were literally written that way for centuries or as simple fuckdolls you can go through the old Marvel Conan books and see the letters to editorial that has people complaining about exactly that
>>151670252if you’re this upset about drawings then why don’t you go beat women irl like i do? are you a pussy or something?
Paul’s personal breeding sow, Dylan Brock
>>151667439>>151667527MaryWh0reTards in full denial would do that
