>"Here for the show?"
Bump if you're reading.
>>151649016>>151649062why does every modern story have to be about white men being lame and stupid and inferior to women at everything?
>>151649013>Black shirtOh no.
>>151649013Otto should be a better man
>>151649178Kino overload.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>151649178ZADDY
>>151649197You mean he's hot?
>dude, do what I tell you lolI resent kneejerking marriagefags every single day for astroturfing that terrible PS4 game and giving Mr. Ctrl+I undeserved cred. Fucking cretins. Worst Spider-Man rogue of all time. >>151649013...Are we heading there?
>>151649178I hope his ass is ready for Venom.
>>151649178My FUARKING HERO
>>151649231Desu he was the most popular bnd villain pre game. If anything being a bnd villain would make marriage fans dislike him. It's not tied to that anon.
>>151649235Will Felicia let the devil in?
>>151649273She better.
>>151649231>character becomes popular because he's in popular mediaNo shit, sherlock
>>151649289Black girl x ginger is kino
>>151649178Amazing
>>151649160Wasn't Pete resisting him in issue 9 or 10?
>>151649301Black girl x AI is better.
>>151649099What do you call this type of moment
>>151649382Nah
>>151649289Is there any fanart?
>>151649231Why are you upset at marriage fags?
>>151649455No clue
>>151649178IF THIS BE MY DESTINY
>USM #24 has been delayed to February
>>151649231Heading where?
>>151649231Mr Negative was the only standout villain of BND era Spider-Man it has nothing to do with Marriagefags or the games
>>151649543Say sike.
>>151649710>https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Spider-Man-2024-Jonathan-Hickman-ebook/dp/B0FRSWF2GH>Publication date: February 18, 2026
>>151649737Oh my god bruh.
>>151649737
>>151649032Ultimate Mole Man has been very enjoyable so far.
I feel like he's talking to the readers here
>>151649737You can't do this to me marvel.
>>151649926He's been sperging out in the Ultimate Spider-Man thread as well, so yeah.
>>151649089you are mentally ill
>>151649737The rumors are truth, Editorial civil war courtesy of fucking Brevoort and the OMD fags trying to take control again.>>151649916It is obvious that Ultimate Ben Parker is moving to 616 with the kids and Benom.It is the perfect way to reset a status quo while keeping the older one as they did with gwen.
>>151649013"You should be swingin' on a star!"
>>151649970miss me with your bullshit
The fuck happened to the art?
>>151649982Checcetto takes a long time to draw, please understand.
>>151649110... Wait are these Doc Ock arms?
>>151649089>readcomiconline schizo crying about white men being inferior to women moved to 4chan bc he can’t figure out how to use the new comment section lol
>>151649352Spectacular!
>>151649013>>151649029>May changed from a black to pink shirt in-between panelsHuh, odd.
>>151649543>usm and uxm are ending the same month
>>151650077>US-M didn't want to take UBP thunder next month. So it'll take UX-M's thunder instead
>>151649301Femblacked
>>151649970Why is it so crucial for them to keep the omd sq
>>151649178MY FWARKIN HERO
>>151649004Mj looks terrible
>>151650243Gross
this is the first ultimate i've read, why is felicia black
>>151650253Because Eltingville Club is very real and said people would troon out in rage to prove that they are better than woman.Like >pic whom evan confirmed became one
>>151649178Sorry, I'm going to have to be a contrarian with this page and say this moment is severely undercut by the "TO BE CONCLUDED..."It's like "Next Episode: Jonouichi Dies" levels of comedic timing.
>>151650243More
>>151650345Alternative universe even if Hickman essentially treats Felicia as if she was an OC.
>>151650388
>>151650253Because they're the biggest midlife crisis dorks, second only to Elon Musk in how they're taking their divorces out on the rest of the world
>>151649066>Kingpin and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
>>151650345Why are you starting with the next to last issue
>>151650634>MJ comes busts in with a spray bottle and shoos her off
>>151649178FUARKKKKKKK!!!
>>151650833How would she react when she comes with Richards litter
>>151649178This feels so weightless. It's the kind of scene that hinges on the action of the issue, but it was so damn anemic.Spidey fights for maybe a page and a half, then gets paralyzed and beaten up. Meanwhile, here's a half dozen subplots that might've been interesting, but bump into each other and just end up bloating the story even further. What's there to be excited by?
>>151650028Made of Anti-Venom
>>151650987Colossus dies in the latest Ultimate Wolverine issue.He's one of the top Maker's guys and it barely felt like it had any impact.These comics consistently have that problem.
>>151650987Because the time skipping ruined it, compare this to the amount of setup Absolute Batman was allowed to have with Bane, it also doesn't help how absent Spiderman has been in his own fucking book
>spider-man finally has the most page time out of any character>it’s just to set up him dying next issuelol
its almost over . i cant
>>151651175Absolute batman fucked up the setup of thr non croc friends
>>151649133damn Norman insulting your son so he finally does something
>>151651241Basically how all these books a have operated, X-Girls is only just now remembering the Hi No Kuni council plot point
>>151651737Shouldn't have wasted so much time on incel Shadow King. He was shit anyway.
>>151651737To be fair the x-girls are just school girls everyone else was either directly dealing with this, or like peter got an info dump from Tony and help from a company with ties to the maker Meanwhile the x-girls are just girls it takes them time to figure out hey maybe emperor Sunfire isn't on our side
>>151649074Why is spidey saying "faggots" :/
>>151651874That's clearly "niggers"
>>151648984variant coversUltimate Spider-Man #23 Federico Vicentini VariantUltimate Spider-Man #23 1:25 Mark Bagley Variant>THE END OF THE LINE! This is it, folks — the last you'll see of Spidey and his Ultimate friends by Jonathan Hickman & Marco Checchetto! That's all we can tell you!Ultimate Spider-Man #24 David Messina Heroes VariantDavid Messina Heroes VariantUltimate Spider-Man #24 Elizabeth Torque VariantUltimate Spider-Man #24 Marcos Martín Ultimate Finale VariantUltimate Spider-Man #24 TBD Artist Villains VariantTBD Artist Villains VariantUltimate Spider-Man #24 1:25 Stephanie Hans VariantUltimate Spider-Man #24 1:100 Marco Checchetto Virgin Variant
>>151649178>>151649174>>151649160>>151649126>>151649120He’s so lame. Like the worst of the Spider-Men that have a had a run at least as long as this.
Hickman's going to crash land yet another ending. I said this would happen from the start.
>>151649178>ConcludedONONONONO HOLY KWABERONI RAPERONI LMAOOOOOOABSOLUTECHADGODS WON SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151652267Hickman should be chained and whipped until he learns how to end things, or brings Manhattan Projects back- i'd settle for that.
>>151649970>Brevoort.His desires can be vetoed, that man's days of strangling characters with his own personal preferences are at an end.
>>151649164>>151649168So what’s the big bombshell reveal of this report? It just seems to be insulting Fisk and no like murder or embezzling footage.
>>151652367Brevoort’s star is collapsing, the only shame is that he took down the X-Men with him.
>>151651241He’s going to be in Endgame, so he’ll walking out of his series alive.
>>151652197You're lame
>>151649013Did she find out about the onions sauce?
>>151649022Does Black Cat's mask even protect anything? Her eyes and mouth are both completely exposed.
My ranking of this months issuesUxm>usm>ubp>2 years in>uw
>>151652705domino masks still throw off the angles of the facebut with modern tech its a bit silly
Hickman's Peter is such a loser. He gets his ass kicked by these two guys on two separate occasions, so what's his big plan on how to deal with them? Just swing on up and get his ass kicked again. Mr. Negative threatens to kill his son, and in response Peter gives him a little love tap that Negative immediately recovers from instead of shattering all the bones in his jaw with the full force of his spider-strength. Nothing short of a deus ex machina will save him next issue. The Ultimate Loser.
>>151652646Yes, and in the next issue she's gonna kill him.
>>151650634whay is she race swapped? i know its been a while.
>>151648984Thanks for the storytime!
>>151651813Half of the books are them just standing around blank faced doing fuck all
>>151652306Insanity that the Absolute line only exists as a response to the Ultimate line only to come out so much better
>>151652450>anon thinks that it’s not going to be Richard playing dress up as his dead dadif you notice he hasn’t been called Venom, Spider-Man, or anything, and the suit hasn’t been acknowledged as its own character despite the story making sure you’re aware that they are their own character.
>>151653394At this point it's gonna be Benom pretending to be Peter again after killing him.
>>151653394It’s actually kinda weird how Richard has yet to given a title in those Character pages yet. I know editorially he’s Venom but it’s never stated in the main book. The only time he called himself Venom was one time in USMI.
X-Men>Ultimates>Spider-Man>Black Phanther>Wolverine>Incursion
>>151652367He and all of the fags are getting booted in 2026worse is that he and the other OMD/BND are going to shitwood or to ruin another comic book company
>>151649970I’m confused. Why do you say that?
>>151653656You just know.
>>151653662>>151652994its fanfiction
>>151653133Presumably different mother. She wasn't seen.
>>151650253Because they pulled out all the stops to make it seem like everything's fine as far back as OMD. Like canceling the side Spider-Man books in favor of releasing BND Spider-Man three times a month, to slow down the sales drops, have shills go around saying BND is totally Classic Spider-Man guys, and so onUSM basically flew in the face of everything they insisted needed to be mandated for Spider-Man and they're not happy about it
>>151653862It does kinda make sense, there’s been some hints about something wrong with Aunt May in current ASM and Peter has been getting a lot of flashbacks to when he was a kid. Plus after Death Spiral it’ll be 8 more issues till ASM 1,000. If they were to ever undo OMD or bring in the 6160 Family or Richard it’ll probably be a good time to do it then.
>>151649013"A moral-compass loli! My one weakness!"
>>151653789>>151653981I heard it was most likely Harry from Ultimate Spider-Man that will end up in 616.I can’t imagine the current Spider office Editors allowing Ben, Richard and May to exist in the 616 main universe.
>>151654231It may not be their decision to make.
>>151654231>>151653981you can't seriously believe that
>>151649178Man, this book is crashing, but what a beautiful crash.
>>151654157They're fucking
>>151654393May tops.
>>151650038so why do white men always have to be depicted as inferiror women at everything?
>>151654517get the fuck outta here, you loser
>>151654575Get lost ALL of you.
>>151652434Reallity check the X-Men are not going anywhere any time soon but this series is now shut the fuck up unless you want a flame war retard.
>>151649178This would probably have been way cooler if issues could focus on one thing at a time and we actually got to see him turn it around
>>151655052Get lost.
>>151650070>>151649155She is a great magician
I have always wondered why Disney and other publishers have betters comics then marvel and now I know why.
I can't wait for netflix to buy out disney then it's goodbye to marvel just like your time is almost up marvel fags.
>>151654664>>151655133>>151655199Seems like the schizo bot's programming is going haywire
>>151655089She was aurafarming like her dad for one panel only.
>>151655301You do know why netflix won the bid to buy WB right? The same thing will happen to disney and very soon now they will go up for sale and netflix will be the ones to buy them.
>>151655311Don't give a shit.
>>151655301>Seems like the schizo bot's programming is going haywireyour spam is not going to work.
>>151655346no, why did netflix win the bid to buy WBD?
>>151649089Why did your dad leave
>>151653394He's 100% going to die so it can be Peter giving Ben, the "With Great Power" speech
>>151654517Because they are
>>151655469because they wanted to own them very badly that's why I am glad the won they are better option then paramount.
>>151655301I mean you say this but there's a reason Disney doesn't have Marvel writing books on THEIR shit and have other publishers doing that
>>151655523>polish retard heavily invested in americlap media corporations
>>151650634Glassfish you beautiful woman
>>151655541Oh what makes you think I am polish provide proof or bug off.
>>151651144He's never been interesting in this universeYeah he's visually well designed but that's it
>>151652267>Hickman: please feel bad for meNoYou are fucking cancer specifically because you never write with an ending in mind, you are JJ Abrams Mystery Box The Setup Is Cool, What Ending and you should have died instead of PAD
>>151655568I wish she did something with May...
>>151655637bug off.
>>151648998She looks retarded
>>151655578
>>151655525I say this because your writing style is like the schizo's
>>151655719You write exactly like the schizo, nice try, Gwenschizo. You’re so fucking cooked.
>>151655697The fuck is this that as a pic from m shelf. What are trying to change a storytime into a shelf thread now show some respect will you.
>>151655749I agree, >>151655525 outed himself as the schizo by accident.
>>151655793
>>151655843As matter of I was there is a reason why we have a shelf thread and storytime seperately retard. If you are trying to get our shelf anons angry then you are on the right track.
>>151648998She was totally supposed to be flipping the bird here wasn't she?
>>151656249fuck off.
>>151656326What kandiru swamp up your urethra
>>151656401piss off.
>>151656437interesting response
>>151654517Because the powers that be hate the one group of people that not only have the power to topple the current system, but have the brains to put it back together on their own.
>>151649178Holy shits it’s the spider-man
>>151653981The other thing is, how much of a push is Ultimate getting from Marvel compared to DC's push of Absolute?
>>151653981>ASM 1,000Are we that close? Christ they really should have been building up this like a major event. So incompetent
>>151657503Yup
>>151649970Well we know it’s going to be HawkeyeShe-HulkMaystorm SurgeMagikKillmongerThe big question is who from Ultimate Spider-Man will be transferred to 616.Most likely will include a white male.
>>151657503>>151657710man this feels so weird. and there's so little fanfare too.
>>151657780That’s what Death Spiral is for.
>>151657780Outside of 300, aren't most numbered stories duds?
>>151649178This is the second to last issue, and it feels like I hardly know any of the characters. We've hardly seen any of the near two years of Spider-Man-ing Peter has done. What's Fisk actually done in this run, what differentiates him from normal Fisks? I'm ready to call Ultimate a failure, the Absolute line really delivered on fresh and new takes and this book that's about to end just feels like nothing has happened in its whole run.
>>151657798You're right. Just read 600-900 and I forgot how bad they were. Apparently the stories I thought were from them were actually the annuals.
HACKman
>>151657772Probably Richard. 616 needs a new Spider-Man since Miles is getting older as well him being underwhelming in sales.
>>151649074>>151651874Spidey Definitely said FaggotsLines up with when he made a joke about Mr Negative getting ass raped in prison back when they met.
>>151658643It will be Harry
>>151649116God Damn Felicia's body is TIGHT
>>151649916WHERE ARE THE CHARTS
So, what’s the point of Otto becoming Superior Spider-Man?
>>151658731Member berries
>>151649133It's strange how having the ghost of his abusive father in his head not only had no negative consequences, but now he's actually giving good advice.
>>151652267To be fair, going by the state of all the other Ultimate books, its clear they also got blindsided into thinking the universe was gonna continue on even after they left the books so they are now having to quickly wrap things up and tie loose ends, like how UBP just had Inan killed so unceremoniously and how Storm went from being protective to her child to being onboard to kill him in just a few pages, when halfway they made a big deal about her and Tchala getting together and their kid being destined for greatness.
>>151657997>>151657798Still 1000 is a pretty big deal. A massive milestone. This isn't some minor anniversary.
>>151658676uhg
Kino
>>151659107>when halfway they made a big deal about her and Tchala getting together and their kid being destined for greatness.That was said by the Matron of the Vodo Kahn, the bad guys in the story, if I'm not mistaken. The baby was always a more looming threatv
>>151659107Hickman's changing absolutely nothing about his original plan. Marvel wanted him and the others to do more issues, but everyone except Camp and Condon said no. https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/ultimate-endgame-final-issue-of-ultimate-spider-man-revealed-san-diego-comic-con>“This was everything that I pitched,” Hickman explained. “Nothing has deviated. It’s been really nice to execute the plan well and everything culminates into this issue. Fans of the Ultimate Universe are going to love it. It’s been a real pleasure being the writer of ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN.”
>>151657798I felt 200 was strong. Although at least part of that's because it has a premise that sounds like it can only be a mistake, but handles it pretty well.
>>151655808I'm a different guy...I was just pointing out that I think it's funny that beyond Star Wars Disney doesn't let Marvel touch any of their properties because they know better
>>151658731It's actually insane how little Hickman is getting shit on for that, but honestly it just highlights how many people have dropped these books
>>151660522Honestly have this knowledge almost makes me wonder if they'd have the balls to end on the Maker winning but I doubt they'd do something cool like that
>>151661144I mean if the rumors are true that a couple of these characters like Maystorm and Magik are gonna wind up in 616 after the event, sounds like he'll kinda win then.
>>151661127Hickman already explained that these were all plot seeds for other writers to pick up in and continue when he was done on th 2yr gimmick and the current writing teams were changed.He didn’t expect Marvel to up and kill the entire line.
>>151659107>Nu!Ultimate starts off strong>Absolute comes in looking like it's trying to scrape the dregs of Marvel's success with the Ultimate Universe idea again>sike, we're gonna end this entire line after two years because ????>Ultimate universe stories end up having to rush everything>Absolute finds its footing and keeps truckingAbsolute's not great, but it's entertaining and interesting for what it self. And there's been more success there than there have been in the Nu!Ultimates, I'd say.
>>151661375I want to beat Kanon up so much, lads.
>>151661680nooooo why would you do that!
>>151661680Based!
>>151657798No. #100 is okay even if it ends on the cliffhanger of Six-Armed Spider-Man. #200 is decent, Spider-Man confronting the burglar. #300 is Venom which is still pretty good. #400 is a good send-off to Aunt May even if Marvel changed their mind about it. #500 is a pretty good celebration.#600, 700, 800, 900 are ass and show that Nick Lowe and the BND crowd need to be shown the door. Slott should never have been allowed to stay as long as he did on that book.
>>151661253That’s how feel too
>>1516499743 free throws for you.
Bump
>>151654575lol you are fucking racist and sexist. kill yourself retard>>151655505then why do white men have to pay for all those speical progams for women and minorities
>>151649955for pointing out clear sexism against white men?are you retarded?>>151655476he didn't, I am not black
>>151653656>>151653688One for every hole.
>>151664881>>151665188FUCK OFF
>>151664881HEY MORON NOT A PORN THREAD KEEP IT UP OR POST SOME HERE GET BANNED SOMETHING TO BEAR IN MIND
Next issue in 2 months
>>151664871>you are fucking racist and sexistthat's what you jump to after getting called a loser?you are mentally ill
>>151665274No shit sherlock look this thread is going nowhere you idiots are trying to to turn into a shitty porn thread as if we don't have enough of those. it's obvious youhave no desire to talk about spider-man i think thread is over.
>>151665366What porn?
>>151665348is this a spider-man thread or a porn thread you just gave reason to end this this thread.
>>151665372these posts indicate these people are hot for porn thread is over.>>151665188 >>151664871>>151664881
>>151661375Which two of this group enjoys swapping cum kisses?
>>151665405No thread is over you have done damage such as is it is.
Schizo on schizo violence
>>151665274What’s with the delays? They need to DELAY Amazing Spider-Man indefinity.
>>151665422AGAIN THIS IS NOT A PORN THREAD ENOUGH IS ENOUGH .
>>151665439AND YOU ARE TRYING TO INSERT PORN IN HERE THIS THREAD IS OVER
>>151665422you are my nigger
>>151665490fuck off thread is over.
>>151665498make me, you stupid cunt
>>151665527blame yourself for your stupidity porn goes in porn threads retards but cheer up Look what kind of thread I just made this will make you seether for a long time.>>151665583
>>151665443Wonder if maybe some of the Marvel higherups getting some second thoughts about really killing it all and the delay is to plant some "hope" for this universe to still be around and maybe Marvel gets back to this universe sometime in the future.
>>151665188Why is she such a slut? Did she take after her father?
>>151665658piss off and take your shit with you
>>151665658sex with peter parker
>>151665658Not her fault Otto is such a chad he instantly makes her wet
>>151665691>>151665693FUCK OFF NOT A PORN THREAD KNOCK IT OFF OR GET REPORTED FOR SPAM
fucking idiots make these threads it's more about porn then it is of Spider-Man I am sick of these threads.
no one has even posted porn
>>151665750They keep trying to however dude to porn talk in it. I really don't think they give a shit about Spider-Man
>>151665769piss off,
>>151665750
>>151665691May...
>>151649062>>151649110Honestly, I admit I was a bit intrigued by Richard becoming a Spider-Man alongside his father, but he has turned out to be nothing but a fuckup. Should've kept Peter alone.
>>151666311That's the point. He's young and fucks up. He's an early Peter that was far too trusting and naive and needs his villain girlfriend to help guide him but is it down the wrong path. Clearly it is considering he went full Venom.
>>151666311>>151666371Benom should take full control.
>>151666371I think it's less that he's a fuckup and that he exists exclujsively to be a fuckup and cause trouble that the adults can bail him out of. Young Peter had the advantage that he had to suffer his failures and then go through the trouble of finding a solution afterwards. Richard just goes from fuckup to fuckup, and what makes it worse is that it's usually the same fuckup named Felicia Hardy, so it looks even worse than making different mistakes.Sadly, with Ultimate ending, it looks like he won't have time for a proper redemption and growth, so he's going down in history as the fuckup son.
>>151661278>He didn’t expect Marvel to up and kill the entire line.Honestly it still boggles my mind to just end it like even with how usm is now it still does numbers.
>>151666726Isn’t he coming 616?
>>151666960Hope to god he doesn't>Dad is a retard manchild now>Mom bounces from one cock to another Imagine being Richard in that scenario
Hey guys, I’ve read a rough draft of how they want Ultimate Spider-Man to end. Unfortunately a lot of people are going to be pissed off but: Otto goes out on a mission with Peter, turns heel and pierces Peter with a mechanical arm by surprise to prevent him from advancing with a macguffin device that Harry needs, Benom sees this from a distance and Venoms out again, by the time Benom reaches Peter it’s too late and Peter starts dying, the scene is meant to mirror Tom Holland dying to the snap, with Benom being Tony Stark and receiving the great power speech.
>>151661375>>sike, we're gonna end this entire line after two years because ????>>Ultimate universe stories end up having to rush everythingHickman's first mini laid out that the Maker would return in two years. They fucked up the pacing all on their own, they weren't blindsided by anything. Everyone knew going in this was how it would be.
>>151665789>>151665742>>151665722>>151665673Gwenschizo, does your boyfriend know that you're posting like this? Maybe you can calm down and have sex with your little hobbit friend and you won't be so mad.
>>151667277I’m not the fucking Gwenschizo, piss off.
>>151667392Um have you considered that the people making fun of the Gwenschizo and the Gwenschizo are just as bad? That's why we should sperg out against anyone who says anything mean to him, while sucking his dick and begging him to storytime What If... Dark Spider-Gwen every thread? These threads were a paradise when it was just that!
>>151661375The biggest mistake was thinking the time skipping would work in a two year time limit
>>151667088Thank god they kill the only Peter nobody gives a shit about.
>>151667425I’m not the Gwenschizo, stop this nonsense already. Thread is over.
>>151667436>If I impersonate the Gwenschizo for the Gwenschizo I'll really get his goat and maybe my beloved schizo will wear the diaper for me this time
>>151667451I’m not the Gwenschizo so Fuck off
>>151667458I know. The Gwenschizo is funnier and more clever. That's why you adore him.
>>151667467Thread is over
>>151667467He's Polish? And he fucks kids??? What a dreamboat! I hope he'll let me be his white knight.
>>151667495Not funny
>>151667470>>151667518>look I'm too tired to troll, it's too early in the day, the best I can do for you is even lazier Gwenschizo impersonation. But I totally think the Gwenschizo is bad guys I'm not a fan trying to ride his dick.
>>151666783Guarantee you it's some higher up not wanting brand dilution
>>151667392Hey Kelownaclown, you doing okay? Why are you less funny, and why is your dick so small all of a sudden?
>>151667088Peter dying is obvious, the idea of Peter giving "Ben" the With Great Power speech is too tantalizing for them to pass on
>>151667524>>151667537Stop your nonsense this thread is over.
>>151667565So what are your thoughts on Kelly now also blatantly foreshadowing that Paul is going to end up raping Dylan, Samwise? Maybe they were on to something. Maybe that's what truly scares you.
>>151667592So fucking hot I can’t wait for the drawings
>>151667088It's sad that I just don't care anymore, this run started off well then Peter stopped showing up, the timeskips became grating and then Marvel announced Ultimate is ending which was the final nail in the coffin
>>151667616What's hotter for you, Kelownaclown, Paul or Gwenschizo?
>>151667592Goddamn Gwenschizo forcing more child rape into my Spider-Man comics. We should have stopped him years ago.
>>151667696I think Gwenschizo's dickrider is just angry there aren't more children being raped to be honest, it's a big part of Poland's culture.
>>151667728>>151667696First Magik, now this. How do we stop the child predators infesting the comics community?
Let's talk about May! Will she do anything in the big final issue?
>>151668052She seems to be Otto's moral compass. Probably going to get Otto to do something based in exchange for a promise of that sweet cunny.
>>151668060>Otto, kill the Maker and I'll have sex with you
>>151668281Peter's going to kill Fisk and Mr. Negative because MJ promised to do that thing with her tongue so it's like mother like daughter I guess. Now that Otto's a Spider-Man he's one of a handful besides her dad and brother who can satisfy.
>>151668402Gwenschizo and Gwenschizo's boyfriend support this but not Paul raping Dylan because this is woke and implies consent.
>>151668402May can handle all three Spider-people at once! She's a pro at this, better than her mom!
>>151668536They just don't want anyone to say anything bad about them or Paul. Literally their only investment in these threads.
>>151668638I kind of forced their hands. Just like I forced Paul to rape Dylan I forced Gwenschizo and his butt-buddy to shit up these threads, I'm the real monster here and I need to own it and I need to learn and grow sort of like Falcon's message at the end of Falcon and the Winter Soldier I should do better.
>>151667495poland is not the subject of the thread and neither is porn fuck off.
>>151668736Perhaps your presence creates these animals...
>>151668843
>>151668822Gwenschizo, dude, thank god you're here and your boyfriend is suspiciously. We got a major crisis on our hands dude, I called you and Paul a child molester too many times and now PAUL IS GOING TO RAPE DYLAN FOR REAL. We got to stop this can you and your boyfriend team up with me, you can even storytime What If Dark Spider-Gwen if that's what it takes it'll be a necessary evil.
>>151668847or maybe you wrere born as a retard now fuck off.
>>151668847Yeah if you think about it, it really is my fault that Gwenschizo started posting here in the first place I was practically asking for it, kind of like how Batman knocked the Joker into a vat of acid well I called Gwenschizo a polish pedophile and I made him into that. Also I love Dr. Strange dude he's my favorite Sorcerer Supreme.
>>151668870Serious queestion why do you insert spam, porn and being off-topic are you truly stupid.
>>151668880Look I need your help, we have to stop Paul from raping Dylan. Can you get your boyfriend to hit me up on discord it's Kelownaclown#1488
>>151668900He is not a pedophile but you are on the other hand are a spammer.
>>151668905It's because I'm a bad, evil, fucked up dude and I think it's funny if people think that you, an innocent person, are a child rapist. It's how I get my sick and fucked up kicks because I'm such a vile fucking spammer, I had no idea it would ruin your life and destroy you and your boyfriend emotionally and now I've got to redeem myself. If you want we can be friends and the three of us can even be like the 3 Amigos.
>>151668916oh you need help allright psychatric help that is.
>>151668929Yeah but I promise I'm trying to be a good guy now we have to make it stop anon they really are going to have Paul rape Dylan we can't let child rape inside of Spider-Man comics. I want you to know that I definitely think you're not a pedophile, and nobody should call you a pedophile or else it'll make me really mad and it won't even be remotely funny. There we go. Nobody's ever going to call you Polish or a child molester ever again. They won't listen to you but they'll definitely listen to me.
>>151668938You really think anybody buys that shit that a polish guy is a a child rapist?. dude you are on the head nobody buys that crap again go get help.
>>151668997No dude your boyfriend is absolutely convinced that you're a pedophile now, and I did this to you and I'm sorry. That was slander and it was bullying, it's absolutely not something a real Spider-Man fan would do. Don't worry I'll make it right. Every time you show up I'll tell everyone how I definite definitely think you're not a pedophile.
>>151669014just fuck off will you thread is bad enough as it is.
>>151669014>>151668997We should think up educational songs about how you're not a child molester and sing it to people in threads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc
>>151669014I have no boyfriend and everyone is tired of you and that includes me now piss off.
>>151669045I wonder where the Kelownaclown guy who is completely obsessed with you went. He just disappeared. By the way here is his twitter, he's the one who spread the ugly rumors about you raping Dylan it was all him. If you team up with me and your boyfriend we can get our revenge and stop his destruction...https://x.com/kelownaclown/He is your enemy. He's trying to ruin your life.
>>151669055>I have no boyfriend
>>151669049How about you sing a swang song about USM instead you do realise the series could go into indefinite hiatus right? imagine this scenario the final issue never gets released thus making the series incomplete. And due to this issue USM is declared non-canon to marvel it then goes into the category as a what if series.
GWENSCHIZO PLEASE I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, I WAS TRYING TO HURT YOU BEFORE BUT I'M A GOOD GUY NOW I PROMISE
>>151669093Get the fuck off this board and go seek help
>>151669164How does this stop Paul from raping Dylan. Get your head into the game we need to stop Paul from making the biggest mistake of his life.
>>151669081fuck off.
>>151669179>Get the fuck off this board and go seek help
I want to kiss May and Richard.
>>151669202Gwenschizo I'm serious this Kelownaclown guy is the one behind it all he did it all, he spread all the ugly rumors about you being Poland and a pedophile it was all him. If you need to I can send him death threats, rape threats, whatever you need. I can stop him for you.
>>151669184Go get help dumbass and by the way that was not a shitpost given the delays the series could very well go into a indefinite hiatus.
>>151669216>this Kelownaclown guy is the one behind it all he did it all, he spread all the ugly rumors about you being Poland and a pedophile it was all himWtf I love kelownaclown now. I hope he gets Gwenschizo to kill himself.
>>151669231You're if Paul rapes Dylan, ASM ends? We definitely need to stop Paul now.
>>151669203Thatt's not a joke people like you need real help by the looks of things.
>>151669234Fuck off.
>>151669251
spider-man?
>>151669265I'm telling you man it's kelownaclown we need to put our heads and stop him his twitter account is killing our board. He's a bad man he's just pretending to be your friend.
>>151669301Yes I do.
>>151669334Go way nobody wants you here.
>>151669343
>>151669363No it's Kelownaclown you want to get rid of. He's the one calling you a pedophile why are you so fucking stupid I'm trying to warn you about him.
>>151669396fuck off damn you.
>>151669432Oh I get it. You're siding with Kelownaclown against me!
>>151669435get off this board.
>>151669458I CAN'T THIS TWITTER GUY GAVE ME PTSD AND I NEED MY REVENGE AND I NEED TO PROTECT YOU
>>151669458Jeez Gwenschizo, I'm sorry people are harassing you so much today. Do you even know this Kelownaclown guy everyone is talking about? I think they're just trying to troll you. Maybe you should show everyone here who is boss by storytiming What If Dark Spider-Gwen.
Ultimate Spider-man? May and Parker family sexo?
>>151669510Sorry man, Gwenschizo and his boyfriend think underage sex and incest are problematic. Maybe try after they've calmed down.
>>151669477I feel the same way it would be a act of mercy if this thread would just come to a end.
>>151669530I'm gonna protect you. *subtly tries to sneak my hand down your pants*
>>151669510Real Spider-man fansc died long ago all you have is porn on the brain and nothing else.
>>151669544Not a shitpost idiot let the the thread end.
>>151669553It's Kelownaclown's fault I'm trying to tell you. You should sign my change.org petition to get his twitter banned.
>>151669544Piss off.
>>151669576I have no time for idiots like you.
>>151669573>>151669586>>151669599I want spend more time with you. *sneakily tries to kiss you* Nobody's going to pick on you while I'm here.
>>151669576Thread is over, retard. I’m not the gwenschizo. And for that, Paul is gonna RAPE Dylan in a full 2 page spread and get him symbiote pregnant just like Eddie did the Venom Symbiote.
>>151669615stop trying to molest the gwenschizo you freak
>>151669641It's my fault man, I posted one too many times about Paul and Dylan and accidentally brainwashed him into raping kids, he probably has done some sick shit to his own kids IRL by now it's sad.
>>151668632I wouldn’t discredit MJ yet
>>151669666What were you expecting, that's what happens when you post irresponsibly. You used meme magic to turn Gwenschizo and Gwenschizo's new boyfriend into a roving pair of polack child molesters.
>>151669717Weird how neither of them ever reply at the same time.
>>151669611Fuck off just leave.
>>151669711artist?
>>151669666>>151669711>>151669717>>151669732>151669732>>151669746fuck off ALL of you.
>>151669746Oof, trouble in paradise I guess.
>>151669754piss off.
>>151669784>>151669769>>151669746I can see why you love him >>151669615
>>151669777And where is your paradise a unfinished series which could go into indefinite hiatus and then delcared a what if series since it was never finished and what about 616 OMD is still canon there you have NOTHING unlike us Gwen fags we did get something sins past in now non-canon.
>>151669812fuck off.
>>151669868imagine the irony now miles book is coming to a end also oh the pain you must feel.
Whoah things were so much better in that pre Kelownaclown golden age where Gwenschizo got to post like this all time time and maybe even do a gay little storytime instead of getting rage sites in increasingly funny ways. Well funny to me at least. Truly an unlimited golden age of endless What If Dark Spider-Gwen, no wonder anons are so hellbent on exonerating him and preserving his honor against a slanderous malcontent on Twitter.
>>151669902dont' care.
>>151669862>>151669878>>151669901These are the posts worth fighting for. Worth dying for. Worth becoming a child molester for.
>>151669711MJ can barely handle Richard, while May leaves him dry after five minutes. There's no competition!
>>151669868>Ultimate Peter in 616.That's going to be awkward.
>>151669927Not a child molester idiot,
>>151669948It's just a variant cover, but if he went into 616 he'd just get demolished.
>>151669948not gonna happen
>>151669945Where does Natsu fit in this equation?
>>151670052idiot.
>>151670049Oh, it's happening, Polish boy.
>>151670052May is also a pro at lesbian sex, due to her mom taking out her..."frustrations" on May. Ergo, May can also handle Natsu and the other mutant girls.
>>151670140She’s going to be a pro at being raped by Paul soon
>>151669945Do you think, MC2 Mayday also has sex with her brother?
>>151670140fuck off.
>>151670096How so? miles book is getting ending as well as USM get a brain retard.
>>151670264Of course she does! If there's one thing in common with all these Parker families is that they're into incest!
>>151670264Nope, just Paul
>>151670377moron.
>>151670377There should be one with Benjy x May and Mayday x Richard
We should actually ban movies and blind the whole population so they can only read books in braille.
I will just post these here if only to piss off MJ fans.
>>151670445Paul looks good with a shaved face here. Nice of him to get with Spider Gwen
>>151670454That's Gwen and Peter dummy.
>>151670433I agree! Or maybe just Mayday x May!
>>151670512fuck off with the porn.
>>151670052That’s just an accident waiting to happen
>>151670540the joke here being that Pete actually is bipolar and schizophrenic. editorial used to joke about it in the old comics.
kind of ironic is it not it always comes back to Gwen sooner or later one way or the other.
>>151649178
>>151670564it's not a joke.
>>151670591Yes it's over.
>>151670540Why leave out the hover hand? He looks scared to touch her.
>>151670052Artist?
>>151670702nobody gives a shit.
>>151670752such is her fate.R.I.P
>>151670771Felicia wearing a bra seems so odd
>>151670788The truth sucks right harry.
>>151670838yes we know peter we know.
bump limit soon.
>>151670921Then let’s go out with a bang.
>>151670865Sex with Liz allen. She could be his sugar momma.
>>151670976the series itself is gong out with a whimper i have a feeling you they will never release the final issue.
>>151670996No.
>>151670996MARY JANE IS A WHORE AND UNSALVAGABLE
>>151671055Yes unlike Gwen I guess that means they should bring her back in that case.
>>151671097This is what ruined you forever spider fags.
No I will never hate the wives
>>151671141yes ruined for good.
>>151671147yes you will.
>>151671147sexxxooooooooooo
>>151671204yep same here.
>>151671217No
>>151671244okay?
Why are spider threads always like this
>>151671272janitorial staff are in collusion with polish pedophiles
>>151671272Go figure man.
>>151671296bull.
>>151671272Schizo 1 and Schizo 2 have made it their life mission to make discussion impossible and jannies do nothing.
My kind of hero.
>>151671319oh they do something they just don't give a shit about spider-man fans since they happe to be so toxic.
this ending I like very much
>>151671253They are in Flash's apartment.
>>151671272>>151671319Because mods would rather give me a ban for "le raycisms" because I committed the horrible crime of using the word "brown" as an insult in a heated conversation, than actually do anything about to improve the board quality.
>>151671431wrong.
>>151671419Also, Flash's apartment.
>>151671462Yuck
>>151671529Yes
>>151671531Nope.
Sex with May Parker!!
>>151671575it always comes back to her always.
>took one glance at the thread without reading the comicCalling yourself a Spider-Fag in the 2020s is a humiliation ritual because of retards like these.OP should stop just storytiming these books. Not because of the quality of the comics, but because of the quality of the threads.
>>151671319This nog gets to shit up the threads crying about one fag that disappears if you don’t pay attention to him by replying to himself so I’m doing the same thing. Paul raping Dylan is the punishment. Congrats. You got little brock jr FUCKED!!!
This thread is awesome
PAUL NEEDS TO BREED EVERY PARKER CHILD BY THE END OF THE YEAR OR THERE WONT BE ANY MORE SPIDER-MAN STORIES TO TELL
I hate schizos so much.
Until February then.
Didnt comment before but thought the issue was great, but yeah mods should do more of a job to keep these threads better
>>151672584Until February hopefully no more delays
>>151672612Shut the fuck up we know you’re the Gwenschizo
>>151672870I'm not, why would i be? I like mj, i commission art.
>>151672996>Gwenschizo absent>”commanon” is hereYeah okay, nice try
>>151673011Anon, i was in the batgirl thread where i usually am. yesterday i flat out wasnt online, i can also, you know spell. And recognize that two blondes are different characters. And i have flat out posted at the same time, so idk what you're on.
>>151673043Shut the fuck up Gwenschizo you’re not fooling anyone
>>151673096How much of a newfag are you?
>>151673096Lol, i know im not him, but okay!
>>151673146>>151673147>Gwenschizo phoneposting Yeah nice try, you’re not fooling anyone. This is why Paul is the chad
>>151673195Anon, you know the pole guy spams paul, right?But whatever.
Fun issue.
>>151673218cute comm
>>151673370Well not meant to be cute haha. More of a pinup.
>>151673401You ever get weird comments on your comms? Got one of mine back and of course one of the comments was about the "whore wife"Felt surreal seeing it outside of 4chan
>>151673460what the fuck lol
>>151673460I mean, this one apparently was too spicy for the reddit, there were some "fat" comments on an mj one, and r34 comments are wild lol.
>>151671638Nice try, schizo
I’m sick of the Gwenschizo, i’m going to be personally taking a trip to Poland to rape that faggot
