>Take this ring, Frodo. It'll turn you invisible and draw the aggression of terrifying ghostly entities.Stunning.
>>151658299Cartoonfags can’t read.
>>151658319I choose not to. Retard.
>>151658345>namefag is willingly illiterate Makes sense
>>151658299He never told him to use the ring. Frodo's mission was to carry the ring with him in his journey, and ultimately cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.
>>151658356Are you talking to and/or about me, bitchtits?
>151658345Imagine outing yourself as a retard without even being specifically prompted to. The psychology of the attentionwhore is truly remarkable.
>>151658380Yes, faggot
>>151658345t. american
>>151658370>Mount Doom.Corny ahh name, i see why Kpop Demon Hunters won over this shih
>>151658319cartoons are for babies
>>151658534Wrong, retarded faggot
>>151658522Tell me you are joking or you are a faggot.
This is a strange kind of bait thread
>>151658539>>151658555It is a bait thread. With any luck it'll get deleted soon.
>>151658406>>151658436>>151658507lamewads
>>151658618Go cook meth.
>>151658299How come the cartoons failed so badly when the books are bestsellers who make the foundation to whole genres and the films are seen as the peak of quality for movies? Even the radio release has its following.
>>151658685because it was a bad adaptation
>>151658345It shows.
>>151658685Because it turns out that trying to adapt hours of book trilogy into a couple of hours means a lot of important shit gets lost. The Peter Jackson version only did as well as it did because each book could be a whole 3 hour movie and even then some fans will tell you they fucked it up.
>>151658685Same issue with most of Bakshi's adaptations in that many of them feel surface level thematically or tend to misunderstand the source material. Coonskin is the exception; it's a fantastic movie.
>>151658685>the films are seen as the peak of quality for movies?let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>151658299Have a reaction image I clipped from it.
>>151658319>This retard thinks LOTR is high literary artIt's shlock that's only populae because dirty hippies got high and shared it around their bong circles in the 60s.
>>151658685The only LoTR cartoon that anyone should ever really watch.https://youtu.be/I3g6mFI4Fug?si=5BO8qL1NtzHnUvWd
>>151658299>why don't we just throw it in the ocean?>because it might eventually get found somehow>okay but wouldn't that take like thousands of years?>yes, but we're immortal so we have to plan long term>but aren't you elves all fucking off to heaven?>shut up, we have to take the ring straight to Mordor, it's the only way>but what about a catap...
>>151658623You already smoke it, so
>>151660146Ok, trannyfag
>>151658760>some fans will tell you they fucked it up.I think if you sat down the most casual lotr fans and explained all the shit that didnt make it or is different from the books I bet they would come to an agreement that the movies are a good adaptation at best.
>>151660757Your pops does
If Bugs Bunny can introduce opera to an entire generation, then animation can introduce popular fantasy literature to the next.
>>151658522Trvth nuke
>>151658522>Mount Doom in the land of Murderreally on the nose
>>151661460Tard
ALL HAIL TO THE LORDS OF THE RINGTO MAGIC AND MYSTERY THEY BRING
>>151658299Oh, the zoomer human trash has found /co/, huh?
>>151658436He genuinely couldn't tell Anon, he can't read, remember?
>>151658299He was told to bear the ring, not wear it you fucking moron
>>151658522Technically it was thr Cracks of Doom, and it also was called Orodruin and Amon Amarth.
>>151658299Not even bookreaders can tell you why it does this btw
>>151660675Why didn't they take the ring to the afterlife island where sauron can't go
>>151663288>take the evil ring to valinorare you retarded? that's like asking why satan isn't kept in heaven to keep a closer eye on his imprisonment
>>151663686We should at least discuss it?
>>151660675They had to destroy the Ring because Sauron's forces were rapidly snowballing in size while the Western kingdoms were greatly diminished, simply hiding it would just give him the time to conquer everything anyway.
>>151658299And this is literature we’re meant to celebrate? Give me a freakin’ break.
>>151663912sure, but the simple truth is that what was discussed in Elrond's council is the only logical conclusion, the Ring had to be destroyedcould it be hidden away? sure, it hid in a fucking river right next to Isengard, Sauruman's seat of power for literal millenia, but that's the problem, it didn't stay there and it wouldn't stay anywhereSauron wasn't just some dude with magic, he was a maiar, same as Gandalf, same as Sauruman, the equivalent of a lesser angel, the only things in the universe worse than him was Melkor, his dragons, his balrogs and Ungoliant, one was an adjacent to Lucifer, and the other was a spider that literally crawled out of the void and was so ravenously hungry and powerful that even Melkor couldn't kill her, she just starved and ate herselfMaiar literally were part of the song that Eru, capital 'G' God sang to create everything, it was nothing compared to higher being, but Sauron still held the kind of will that could warp reality, and all that will, it was in the ring, and the only thing it wants when not in Sauron's hands, is to get back to him, it's slow, it takes centuries, or millenia, but the reality of the world literally warps events to domino into it being found again, not even other maiar could stop it, that's why Gandalf refused the ring, and maybe the Valar could stop it, but they only left Valinor twice to stop Melkor, and most of the time they just left him to fuck stuff upit took Eru shifting the world to override the rings will over the area of Mordor, where Sauron's will was strongest, and push Gollum into the lavathe ring can't be hidden, not forever, it can't be used by a better person without infecting them with the same corruptive worldview that would just bring about a second coming of Sauron and Melkor, and Eru isn't the kind of God to step in and smite it wherever and whenever, the ring had to go to Mordor, because it HAD to be destroyed, and that was the only place on Middle Earth it could be destroyed
>>151664785Ok, tranny retard
>>151664223>>151664866This, it's literally in the books. Shit it's literally in the movies, Elrond says verbatim "We have but one choice; the Ring must be destroyed". How the fuck do people still argue for retarded solutions like "hurr durr just throw it in the ocean", they FUCKING GO OVER THAT.
>>151658299Why didn't Sauron went straight to Bilbo back when he found the ring?
>>151660778Don't most trannies love LOTR?
>>151665026No because the closest thing to a trannie in the series is Gollum and that hits a little too close to home for them.
>>151660778NTA but it's the literary equivalent of EvangelionA talentless hack couldn't think of an ending, who ended up re-doing the entire fucking thing again and again as a 'career' only losers consider worth a damn.Both series do feature an awesome "super power" forged from the very thing they're fighting that only seemingly fucks over the people who use it instead of granting any real benefit and even outright functioning as fucking bait.
>>151665054They call Gandalf a trans metaphor because of his transition from grey to white? Trannies claim LOTR as their's unironically.
>>151665086Literally never heard that, only seen people say it's transphobic because of Gollum
>>151665068Cope
>>151660778>>151665026>>151665054>>151665086Are the trannies in the room with us?
>>151665086>>151665097I suspect that you are both making things up to support your own narratives and are seeking to derail this thread.
>>151665099The fuck kinda retort is that? Are you fucking retarded or something?
>>151665086I guess that makes Mr.Clean a trans activist too.
>>151665137That /co/ shouldn’t dare shittalk popular things.
>>151665086>their'sHave you guys ever noticed how it's ALWAYS ESLs that try to start this trans shit in random unrelated threads?
>>151665173I notice retards constantly point out minor spelling mistakes to pretend that only ESLs are arguing with them.
>>151665205The apostrophe key is nowhere near the r or s keys on a keyboard, that's not a spelling mistake it's failing to understand how "theirs" functions as a possessive.
>>151665173The first person to bring up trannies was this retard >>151660778 all because he's butthurt people don't like LOTR.
>>151665173>>151665254Yeah and then they always try to pull the "my grammatical mistake was actually a spelling mistake" card. It's so predictable.
>>151665254It's a basic ass mistake anon, you're more obsessive than the tranny fucker. You get call people ESL for using you're instead of your?
>>151665315>You get callAaaaaand I rest my case.
>>151665355But if he get call, and you rest your case>who was phone?
>>151665315>>151665355Lmao it's like I fucking said >>151665297, predictable-ass faggots aren't they?
>>151665355>He doesn't know this is bait.Your stupid as sin saar
>>151665400>I was just pretending to be retarded.God this is sad.
>Oh boy a Lord of the Rings thread, this is bound to be a comfy-
Take it to >>>/lit/ and make a grammar thread already you fucking faggot.
>>151665440Yeah, this thread isn't even directly about the animated movies, just LOTR in general.
>>151665413Your sad
>>151658299Why is this hobbit brown??
