Okay time for an actual serious tourneyPost characters you want to see in the new tourney. 16 spots.
Etna from disgaea
>>151658950Solid Snake
>>151658950Bobby Flay
>>151658950Kumagawa Misogi
>>151658950Kamandi
>>151658950Your 400 pounds worth of a mother
>>151658950Wes Unseld
>>151658950Yusei Fudo
>>151658950Travis Bickle
>>151658950Novel DIO
>>151658950Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151658950Listroon
>>151658950Pete Hegseth
WHAT NERO DID BEFORE WE MET IS HER BUSINESSKIIINNNNGGGTTTOOOSSSS!!!
>>151658950Victoria Mikoto
>>151658950Yasser Arafat
>>151658950Melia from Pokemon Rejuvenation
>>151658950Novel Kars
Esdeath
>>151658950Sakuya Izayoi
>>151658950Damn already at 16. Oh well. Maybe Punished Mario from the timeline where he uses guns and says "I'M GOING TO KILL BOWSER" can make it in next time.
>>151658950Dagoth Ur.
>>151659253Ignoring the meme /ragebait so tell me about this punished mario
The Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon.
>>151658950Ned Flanders
BROLY (Z)
>>151659160>omnipotent orbIt's literally a gameplay only NG noncanon item>Lucifer in Devil SummonerSo far removed from the canon of Persona that it's utterly unusableThe point of GER is that it's not a conventional shield, it undoes actions, it would have undone Joker ever firing the Sinful Shell or any Almighty attacks in the first placeIt was just a stupid fight between a Kratos tier fraud (actually would say Joker is far worse than Kratos) and a character with literally two extremely vague feats
Bros... what happened to the sprite kinos...
>>151659279>Luigi was killed by Bowser>Peach left him>dual wields pistols>has no friends, only out for revenge>looks exactly the same but wears an eyepatch
Lebron James (Space Jam)
>>151658950We got our list
>>151659372Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659253>>151659334holy shit he's goated
>>151659310NTA but eh if a story description exists in gameplay for an item I would think that's fair game for how mechanics are supposed to work even if the item itself is non canon. The easy mode items in FF16 are like this, they're not canon but have actual descriptions explaining how they work in universe
>>151659372>no Bobby FlayWhat he said >>151659377
Magic cylinder
>>151659372Where's Novel Kars
>>151659372Where's Bobby Flay and Wes Unseld, why does Lebron get in and they don't are you some filthy Bronsexual LeGBT
>>151659372Dagoth Ur's got thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
>>151659372Round 1
>>151659372As a HalCHAD, I'm rooting Etna.
>>151659453Kill yourself listroon
>>151659453>B1 Snake vs LebronThe battlefield is a dim warehouse lit by flickering lights. Snake crouches behind a stack of crates, checking his SOCOM pistol.“Lebron James… Superhuman physique. Basketball-based reality warping. This is gonna be stupid, isn’t it?”A booming voice echoes through the warehouse:“YOU READY TO BALL, OLD MAN!?”Lebron James dunks through the ceiling like a meteor, landing with a shockwave that blows Snake’s cover across the floor.Snake rolls, coughing. “Yeah. Stupid.”Lebron spins a glowing basketball in one hand, Toon Force shimmering around it. “First rule of Space Jam: everything is a court!”The warehouse distorts—The floor turns into polished hardwood.Scoreboards appear.Crowd noises erupt from empty walls.Snake barely gets up before Lebron fast-breaks directly at him, dribbling so hard the air detonates in pulsing shockwaves.Snake fires tranq rounds—Lebron bounces the ball to deflect them like a cartoon.“You can’t STOP the KING!”Lebron leaps—Snake rolls away—Lebron dunks the ball into the ground, creating a crater-sized explosion of orange light.Snake is launched across the arena, slamming into a backboard that wasn’t there a second ago.“Ugh… he’s tougher than Metal Gear…”Lebron charges another shot, spinning the ball rapidly until it hums with cosmic Looney Tunes energy.Snake staggers to his feet, growling. “I’ve taken down gods, cyborgs, nanomachines—”Lebron shoots the ball.It spirals like a miniature sun.Snake throws a stun grenade in desperation—Lebron alley-oops around it, catches the ball midair, and SLAMS it directly onto Snake’s position.BOOOOOM.When the dust settles, Snake is embedded in a chalk outline on the court floor.Lebron poses heroically.“And THAT’S why I’m the MVP, baby!”Winner: Lebron James
>>151659453Hoping Snake guns Lebron down.>>151659482FUCK.
>>151659453>etna vs punished marioKEK
>>151659482Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659482>B2 IZAYOI SAKUYA vs MELIA (PKMN REJUVENATION)Melia steps forward confidently, her holographic wings flickering with prismatic energy.“I won’t hold back. I’ve fought gods, legendaries, and nightmares—if this is a tournament, I’m winning it.”Across from her, Izayoi Sakuya gracefully adjusts her maid headband.“A capable woman… but you’re a out of your league.”Melia summons her team in flashes of white: Togekiss, Gardevoir, and Aegislash stand ready in coordinated formation.Sakuya smiles politely.“I don’t need a team.”The signal fires.Melia wastes no time. “TOGEKISS—AURA SPHERE!”Sakuya raises a hand—TIME.STOPS.Melia gasps as everything around her freezes mid-action: Aura Sphere suspended, dust unmoving, her team locked in place.Sakuya walks calmly through the stillness, placing a single silver knife on Togekiss’s wing, another beneath Gardevoir’s elbow, a third beside Aegislash’s hilt.“Beautiful Pokémon. It’s a shame they can’t move in frozen time.”She snaps her fingers—TIME RESUMES.All three knife placements trigger simultaneously—Togekiss spirals from disrupted flight,Gardevoir staggers as the knife interrupts her psychic focus,Aegislash clatters to the ground off-balance.Melia grits her teeth.“Fine—PLAN B. GARDEVOIR, MEGA EVOLVE!”Gardevoir’s gem glows—Sakuya is already behind her.“Too slow.”A flurry of knives forms a perfect circle around Mega Gardevoir, detonating in a burst of precision magic that knocks the Pokémon cold.Togekiss and Aegislash attempt to regroup, but Sakuya stops time again—this time appearing directly in front of Melia.“You fight with heart,” Sakuya says warmly, “but I fight with perfection.”She taps Melia’s forehead with a knife handle.Melia collapses backward, unconscious but unharmed.Sakuya bows elegantly.“Tea will be served after the next round.”Winner: Izayoi Sakuya
>>151659386I guess, but the FF16 items are just things like 'grants the user lightning swift speeds that rival the cats of the dark continent' or something, it's how most RPG items work.The issue is taking the item description (from an arguably noncanon game no less) and then trying to tie a gameplay mechanic to it, so we're already playing with dubious canon and then trying to work with gameplay abstractions.At that point if that's the sole reason Joker beats GER you should probably throw out your work and try again. I do get their issue though. Nothing like GER exactly exists in Persona and there was no real argument for Joker to beat it, but on the other hand there was no real argument for GER to beat Joker with the hyperwank they gave him. And they really seem to hate ties.
>>151659518Kill yourself listroon.
>>151659518Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659518>Sakuya ducks Togekiss and AegislashCOWARD
>>151659518live yourself listroon.
>>151659372What’s this about?
>>151659542Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659551Listroon running a Hunger Games thing, which I think are banned
>>151659561Kiss listtroon
>>151659518JAN! JAAAAAAN! JAN THEY'RE KILLING YOUR WAIFU AGAIN STOP THEM JAAAAAN!!!
>>151659566Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659551shitpost ai tournament kinoHaru vs Molag Bal last thread was better than death battle
>>151659518>B3 — DIO BRANDO (Jorge Joestar) vs NED FLANDERSNed Flanders steps into the arena, clutching his Bible nervously.“Well, neighborino… I don’t know who you are, but I’m prayin’ for a peaceful resolut-”A voice cuts him off like a razor through silk.“I am Dio.”Dio Brando descends from above, floating gracefully, cape fluttering. His eyes gleam with predatory curiosity.Ned gulps. “…Okily… dokily… that’s unsettling.”Dio raises one pale hand. Space around it distorts, bending like melted glass.“I possess total command over vectors… direction… movement… force…”He flicks a finger.A shockwave warps the ground beneath Ned, sending him stumbling backward as if gravity suddenly rotated sideways.“What in the heckily—!?”Dio smiles. “You do not even comprehend the laws you now break before me.”Ned tries to run, but Dio gestures again. A crushing gravity spike pins Ned to his knees.“I prefer you stay still.”ThenZA WARUDO: ULTIMATE!Time doesn’t simply stop.It fractures.Ned watches the world freeze, shatter into mirrored slices, and invert direction all at once. Dio strolls calmly through the impossible geometry.He appears behind Ned, whispering:“You cannot escape time… when I reshape its vectors.”Dio summons The World Ultimate, a muscular Stand with golden lines pulsing across its body. It drives a fist toward Ned’s chestDio snaps his fingers.The punch’s vector multiplies a hundredfold.CRACK.Time resumes.The blow hits Ned at once from a dozen directions, launching him through several distorted copies of the same wall before he collapses in a heap.Ned wheezes, dazed. “W-well… neighbor… that wasn’t very… Christian of you…”Dio crouches beside him, amused.“I don’t need your god. I have absolute force.”Dio rises, regal and flawlessWinner: DIO BRANDO (Jorge Joestar)
>>151659616Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659616Kill yourself listroon
>>151659616Sexual intercourse with listtroon.
>>151659525NTA, but my personal takeaway is that Death Battle is just really really bad at setting equalization, especially in the indie era.To me, I think that Giorno is a really hard to kill street tier and that Joker is a post-peak human with Kryptonite against the setting's enemies along with access to elemental magics.By that metric, I would say Giorno wins through attrition. But I would also say that he probably couldn't finagle a way to survive against characters that massively outstat GER.
>>151659658Why on earth would you subject yourself to Beyond pussy
>>151659616>B4 — THE ANCESTOR (DARKEST DUNGEON) vs KUMAGAWA MISOGIThe Ancestor appears in a swirl of crimson mist, lantern glowing with eldritch malignance.“A curious challenger… a boy wrapped in misfortune. How quaint. You stand before one who commands horrors beyond reason.”Kumagawa Misogi smiles with empty politeness.“Ahh, sorry. I always lose. I really suck. But I guess I’ll try anyway!”The Ancestor raises his staff.Tentacles emerge from fractures in reality, writhing and hissing.“Suffer the fate of all who trespass into madness!”Kumagawa watches a tendril stab through his torsoHe blinks. “Ow. That hurt more than usual.”He pulls it out casually and sighs.“Look, I’m already broken. You can’t break me again.”The Ancestor recoils slightly.“What?”Kumagawa lifts his hand.The familiar minus symbol materializes.“Let’s undo that.”Reality rewinds—the wound in his body vanishes, blood rewinds into his skin, and the tentacle that struck him simply ceases to have ever existed.The Ancestor stiffens. “T-That defies comprehension”“Sorry!” Kumagawa says cheerfully.“I don’t really follow rules"He flicks his fingersAll FictionA wave of nothingness washes over the battlefield. Every horror the Ancestor commands falters—existence slipping from their forms like sand. They scream silently as their histories are erased.The Ancestor tries to channel eldritch power—Kumagawa touches his lantern“Let’s make that light never have shone"The lantern’s glow vanishesThe Ancestor screams as his body begins dissolving into white chalk-dust, the fate of one whose narrative has been negatedKumagawa tilts his head.“I win because I don’t get to follow the rules everyone else does. Simple as."The Ancestor reaches out, fingers crumbling "Un...fair..."Kumagawa smiles brightly as he snaps."Yup!"The Ancestor is erased from existence.past, present, future.Winner: Kumagawa Misogi
>>151659658Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659692Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659692Hug yourself listtroon
>>151659692>B5 YUSEI FUDO vs BROLY (DBZ)The battlefield trembles as Broly descends from the sky in a burst of green lightning, muscles bulging, eyes glowing with primal fury.“RAAAAAAAAGH!!!”Yusei revs his Duel Runner engine, visor shining.“I don’t know who you are… but if you threaten the future, I’ll stop you!”Broly roars and charges—cracking the earth with every step.Yusei draws a card. “DUEL ACCELERATION!”A blazing hologram erupts from his Duel Disk—Stardust Dragon unfurls wings of radiant starlight.“Stardust, defend!!”Broly leaps and punches the dragon in the face.The shockwave erases half the arena.Yusei grits his teeth.“Stardust—COUNTER BURST!”The dragon retaliates, blasting Broly with a beam of cosmic energy. The explosion sends Broly sliding backward—for one second.Then he stands, unharmed. Smiling.Yusei’s eyes widen.“This guy… tanked a DIRECT ATTACK!?”Broly’s aura expands—green flame rising like a planet-sized inferno.“YOU—DIE!”He blitzes forward—faster than Yusei can blink—smashes past Stardust Dragon,grabs Yusei mid-roll,and hurls him into a collapsing ridge.Yusei staggers up, blood dripping.“I… won’t give up! I fight for my friends! For the bonds we share!”He draws a final card.“I summon—JUNK WARRIOR!”The titan of Junk energy rockets forward, fist reared back—Broly stops it with one finger.Then Broly crushes Junk Warrior’s fist in his grip. The entire monster shatters into shards of blue data.“NO—!” Yusei cries.Broly flares with unstoppable Saiyan wrath.“BEGONE!!!”One emerald blast consumes the duel runner, the monsters, and Yusei in a blinding explosion.When the smoke clears, Yusei lies unconscious, his Duel Disk cracked beyond repair.Broly floats above him, victorious, roaring to the heavens"HAHAHAHAHA!"Winner: Broly
>>151659729>>151659731Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659692>>151659731Kill yourself, listroon.
>>151659692BITCHcestor fucking JOBBED, kek
>>151659731>B6 — DAGOTH UR vs TRAVIS BICKLEThe arena materializes as a broken New York street. Travis Bickle steps out of the cab wearing his army jacket, hand hovering over the hidden revolver.“You talkin’ to me?” he mutters, scanning the shadows.A warm, booming voice echoes through the air:“I AM DAGOTH UR… WELCOME, NEREVAR… MY OLD FRIEND.”A giant figure of molten gold and ash emerges.The Sixth House sigil burns behind him like a red star.Travis blinks. “The heck… you some kind of cult leader?”Dagoth Ur spreads his arms.“Come to me, mortal, and receive the DREAM OF THE GODS.”Travis draws instantly and fires three shots.The bullets melt against Dagoth Ur’s skin like raindrops on lava.“Cute trick,” Travis growls, reloading.Dagoth Ur chuckles.“Mere metal cannot wound a god.”He raises a hand—Red ash erupts from the ground, forming spears of hardened dust. They launch at Travis like missiles.Travis dives, rolls, and empties another magazine. The bullets dissolve mid-air.Dagoth Ur’s laughter deepens.“Your spirit is strong… but your power is pitiful.”Travis charges, knife in hand, fearless in a doomed way only he could be.He leaps—Dagoth Ur doesn’t even move.“BE STILL.”A wave of dream-blight radiates outward, freezing Travis mid-strike. His thoughts slow. His limbs numb. His vision fills with red fire and ancient chanting.Travis collapses to his knees, eyes clouded with ash.Dagoth Ur walks forward and places his hand on Travis’s forehead.“Sleep, lost one. You have suffered enough.”Travis’s consciousness dissolves into the Sixth House dream, leaving his body limp but peaceful.Dagoth Ur turns away, cape billowing grandly.“I RETURN TO RESHAPE THIS WORLD IN MY IMAGE.”Winner: Dagoth Ur
>>151659756Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659756Kill yourself listroon
>>151659756Travis Touchdown would have stomped btw
Who pissed off the anti-listtroon schizo?
>>151659756>B7 KAMANDI vs ESDEATHKamandi stands in the ruined arena, gripping his scavenged sword tightly.“I’ve fought mutant beasts, tyrants, and warlords… I’m not afraid of you!”High heels click on the stone.Esdeath approaches with regal, icy confidence.“How adorable. A brave little survivor. Show me if your world taught you anything useful.”Kamandi charges first, slashing with surprising precision. Esdeath parries effortlessly, her rapier ringing like a bell with each blocked strike.“You’re skilled,” she admits.“But far, far too slow.”She snaps her fingers.Ice Storm.A frozen shockwave races across the ground. Kamandi leaps aside, but frost creeps up his boots instantly, threatening to bind him in place.He grits his teeth and throws a knife—Esdeath flicks it away without looking.“You adapt well… for a child.”Kamandi slashes again, aiming high—Esdeath disappears.Her voice whispers behind him.“You should’ve aimed lower.”The flat of her blade hits his ribs, sending him tumbling across the battlefield.Kamandi forces himself up. “I… won’t… quit!”Esdeath smiles. “Good. I love watching hope break.”She gestures lightly.Thousands of ice needles rise around her, glittering like frozen stars.“Mahapadma.”Time itself freezes—Kamandi suspended mid-breath, mid-blink, mid-heartbeat.Esdeath strolls toward him, placing an icy finger under his chin.“When time moves again, you’ll fall. Instantly.”She steps back and releases the world.Kamandi collapses, consciousness ripped away in a single frozen heartbeat.Esdeath turns, victorious and amused.“Another weak man who thought he could beat a woman like me.”Winner: Esdeath
>>151659828Kill yourself listtroon.
Since Yugi won as expected and we don't have any new matchups besides Nero vs Geats, what do we talk about now?
>>151659828>B8 PUNISHED MARIO vs ETNA (DISGAEA)Thunder cracks over the battlefield as Punished Mario steps from the smoke — eyepatch, trench coat, dual pistols gleaming like cold vengeance.“Mama mia…” he mutters darkly.“Another demon… another obstacle between me… and revenge.”Etna lands on a floating Prinny, twirling her spear casually.“Oooh, edgy Mario! Love the makeover. What’s next? Brooding in a corner?”Mario spins his guns.“Let’s-a finish this… quickly.”He opens fire — a storm of perfectly aimed bullets. Etna hops between them effortlessly, flipping like she’s performing for an audience.“Bang bang bang~! Is that supposed to scare me?”Mario reloads instantly, sliding under her spear swing, firing both guns point-blank.Etna catches the bullets between two fingers.“What part of ‘I’m a high-level demon’ didn’t you understand?”Mario growls, switching weapons —a Koopa-shell grenade.He throws it.Etna smirks.“This’ll be cute.”The grenade explodes into a vortex of spinning shells, tearing up the terrain. Mario charges through the chaos, knife drawn, aiming for Etna’s neck.She blocks with her spear — sparks flying.“Ohhh, NOW we’re talking!”Mario presses harder, teeth gritted.“You demons took EVERYTHING from me!”Etna knees him in the stomach, sending him skidding back.“Sure, tragic backstory. But in the Netherworld… power matters more than pain.”She snaps her fingers.“PRINNY ARTILLERY!”Dozens of Prinnies rain from above holding bombs.Mario looks up.“…Mama mia.”BOOOOOM.A comically massive explosion sends Mario flying sky-high. He crashes back down in a smoking crater, still alive but twitching.Etna walks over and taps his forehead with her spear.“Game over, grumps. Come back when you’re at least level 500.”Mario collapses unconscious, coat still smoldering.Winner: Etna---ROUND 2 STARTS
when I have sex with a trans woman I always compliment them on their cute little tranny female weewee :3
>>151659861Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151659884Favorite Pokemon?
>>151659731Broly fucking keked yusei no diffgonna root him
>>151659843Waspinator vs Baxter Stockman and other cool fodder matchups.
>>151659904Broly can’t kill a god. What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
>>151659828>>151659861Kill yourself listroon
>>151659825It's a schizo falseflag from listroon to detract from people who dislike his faggotry.
Hyper Sonic blazed through the fortress corridors, his white aura crackling with power. Even in this prismatic state, he stayed alert—because the rumble above him was unmistakable.A massive Thwomp dropped like a meteor, slamming the ground hard enough to shake the walls. Dust blasted outward. The blocky titan rose again, glaring down at the glowing hedgehog.Hyper Sonic smirked.“Nice try.”He launched forward, ricocheting at blinding speed. Every hit chipped stone, but the Thwomp refused to break. Instead, it shifted subtly… almost waiting.The ceiling suddenly split open.Rows of Thwomps—dozens—hung above like stacked stone trapdoors.Hyper Sonic shot upward to dodge the first drop—But the original Thwomp rocketed up with unexpected speed, smashing straight into him mid-flight.His Hyper form flickered.Before he could recover, the upper Thwomps all slammed down at once in a deafening KA-CHNNNG!, trapping Sonic in a crushing stone sandwich. The force blasted the Chaos Emerald energy right out of him.The light shattered.Hyper Sonic became plain old Sonic the Hedgehog again.“No way—”The cracked but relentless Thwomp delivered the final drop.WHAM!The floor cratered, dust burst out, and Sonic lay flattened and dazed. The victorious Thwomp rose back into place, unmoving and unbothered.Even the fastest thing alive couldn’t outrun a perfectly timed Thwomp.
>>151660071canon
>>151660071trvke
>>151660071You are being obnoxious.
>>151660071THIS IS MY CORONATION
>>151659843Yugi wonAsh won (because most only care about Atem)FRAUDtem LOST
>>151660071You already posted this.
>>151660155Atem is the bold half. Yugi is the brains. Atem jobbing wasn't exactly unexpected. What was expected, was Little Yugi being the one who beats Ash.
>>151660233It had to be Yugi finishing the fight in the animation, that's the more narratively satisfying and appropriate conclusion for the match
>the cards aren’t real>the whole point of the story is that it revolves around a stupid children’s card game>if the monsters were real, it destroys the narrative>Why didn’t Yugi just summon Dark Magician to blast Kaiba’s head off?Refute him without sounding mad
>>151660253who
>>151659756Such a grand and intoxicating innocence!
>>151660253>lol shadow game
>>151660253Because by the time Yugi could do that Kaiba was about as close to being a friend as he was gonna get.
>>151660253>the cards aren’t realI can go to my local Walmart and find some right now.>the whole point of the story is that it revolves around a stupid children’s card gameWell the most powerful people in the world have their interests mostly in children so really not far off.>if the monsters were real, it destroys the narrativeWell the monsters being real is part of the narrative... so them being fake also destroys the narrative...>Why didn’t Yugi just summon Dark Magician to blast Kaiba’s head off?That would be murder. Yugi would likely be tried, even if Kaiba did steal his grandfather's card and arguably could be help liable for putting him in the hospital.
>>151660301you sound mad
I want to see more solely sword based fighters.We've seen katanas and great swords already.
>>151660313Fight a good fight for Raphael from Soulcalibur
>>151660311I'm actually jerking off right now so I'm ecstatic.
>>151660342They'll never do any novel only characters because the analysis would look like shit.
>>151659843Basically complaining about previous episodes and yelling at each other about our opinions. With lots of cuckholdry accusations.
There's no need to accuse me of being a cuck, I proudly am one. YABBADABBADOO!
>>151660233Well no, Atem is the brains for the majority of Yu-Gi-Oh! and both Yugi and Atem have times of selective consciousness with one another.
>>151660410KINGED, BETTER, CROWNED!
>>151660410Yugi...
>>151660458...'s slave Atem [THIS IS THE END OF THIS SENTENCE]
>>151660481As for my second sentence, I should clarify that I accidentally said Atem and meant Ash. Silly me.
>Despite Percy Jackson’s new adaptations DB will never do Percy vs Harry because of Hogwarts legacy tier nonsense. >even though Harry would get decimated worse than ash did
>>151660508Good. Both PJ and HP are pozzed dogshit that don't deserve any spotlight.
>>151660410That's cultural appropriation, pal!
>>151660253because shut up
>>151660562>siding with speedy Did he give you a McDonald’s gift card or something?
>>151660301NTAI'm only up to the Mind Controlled!Jonouchi arc of Battle City, but it really seems like it totally depends on the scenario.Duelist Kingdom only had holographic playing fields without any implication of real damage. The exception is when Pegasus starts his Shadow Game with Atem/Yugi, which doesn't come with physical damage either, but the environment of the Shadow Game is deleterious to Yugi's soul.Battle City has instances where it is implied that Kaiba's Duel Disks are capable of making holograms so realistic that they are painful.God Cards are a different beast. Even outside of the context of a Shadow Game, Obelisk has caused actual mind breaking mental trauma in the short term for the weak minded.
>>151660597Speedy hates HP because he loves trannies. I hate HP because it was written by a retarded leftist woman and I hate PJ because it was written by a retarded leftist man. We are not the same.
>>151660619It's kind of wild the left completely cut Rowling out despite her being a full-on leftist who was one of the women usually described as a "femnazi" because of one particular opinion
Enough! Post hypnosis victims.
our goddess
>>151660744You want us to post the entire Touhouverse? For what reason?...This isn't a certain Hal Jordan, is it?
>>151660329Clare(Claymore)
>>151660790Our Goddess
>>151660744
>>151660739It makes sense. Leftists absolutely hate each other and love their purity tests, they crack down harder on themselves and their allies than any of their supposed enemies. Rowling never even said trans women aren't women btw, she loved trannies, all she said was that a trans women is not going to have the exact same life as most women do
>>151660508>we will never get Voldemort gaping Orochimaru while while loudly proclaiming “DEH”Fucking ROBBED
>>151660301>Why didn’t Yugi just summon Dark Magician to blast Kaiba’s head off?>That would be murder.There is literally nothing in the context of the show that suggests he's capable of doing something like that outside of the literal shadow game and even then that's iffy. The problem I had with modern power scaler is that they're all inherently dishonest or really fucking stupid or both
>Yugi starts summoning his monsters thinking his team has the numbers advantage>Bowser brings his whole fucking empire and everything devolves into caos>Buffy exchanges blows with Doomslayer>Deku gets splattered by Omni-man and Maka instantly soul fucks the Viltrumite>Kratos jumps Maka but spawn grabs him and pulls him away "Welcome to our rematch, Mother fucker!">Shigaraki decays Yugi's trap cards but Maka interrupts him and they start fighting>Coyote builds a light speed car and Clive is his co pilot, but before even starting the engine the whole thing explodes as a bunch of Fall guys run through it>Yugi summons Silfer and blasts away a chunk of Bowser's army, but the Koopa king intentionally tanks the attack to protect his team>Bowser dies but gets resurrected as Fury Bowser>Clive transforms into Ifrit Risen and Fights Fury Bowser>Buffy cuts Doomslayer's head off but suddenly dies after Joker enters her mind palace and kills her inside>Yugi summons his Goddess of Light and Joker answers with Sinful Shell>Simon and Hulk Clash in the sky above all the other fighters
>>151660978>There is literally nothing in the context of the show that suggests he's capable of doing something like th-ACK!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ehL5DF6BqU
>>151660989How's the loser battle royale going?
>>151661043>>151660989From the franchises here:Team A>Bardock>Giorno>Eggman>Chief>Impostor>Mahito>Kyle>AsuraTeam B>Miles>Ruby>Godzilla>Ghost Rider>Tom>Blade>Dante>Ash
>>151661024Damn, the new tournament of power's starting with a bang.
>>151660253This guy has the gayest reactions I've ever seen.>"The Pokedex entries are fake, literally not real!">Completely ignores the on screen magicarp jumping out of the planet and Gardevoir creating a black hole >Seethes every time Yugi does something in the fight because "I don't understand guys! Is this a turn based fight? Why is Ash bringing all his pokemon? It makes no sense!" >Shits himself at Yugi having a bigger Black hole feat and literally argues it doesn't count because it's a meme card>"Nyooooo don't give them FTL feats!">Completely ignores how they only scaled to a fraction of the speed of light This feels like a parody of a whiny featcuck
>>151661116Everything I've heard about Synthetic Man suggests he's looking for ways to make himself seem smarter than he is. Being contrarian for its own sake would look like a way to accomplish that if you're a moron.
Why didn't Yugi just blast Ash with a lazer beam?
>>151661252He was feeling generous.
Why didn't Ash have Gengar steal all of Yugi's cards before the fight started? Is he stupid?
>>151660744Solid Snake = king of resistance to mental fuckery
ride the Lightning
>>151660437See that part confuses me sometimes. Especially with Yugi's internal monologue being him, and monologing externally as Yami/Atem. Like, how the fuck did that work.
>Gainax diedI guess Kyle got the last laugh after all
Yugi is the one who came up with the mind shuffle so I'm pretty sure the intent is that he's the strategist.
>>151660253>Literal who YouTuber
>>151660978Well he learns to do it in the last arc/after Battle City
>>151660437Atem isn't the brains. He's competent but Yugi is much better than him
I'm seeing people being very upset about Ash's scaling
>>151661116>>"The Pokedex entries are fake, literally not real!"This is probably the worst popular Pokemon theory out there. The professors EXPLICITLY tell you that they need your help gathering data on Pokemon by catching them. Why would they allow children to write bullshit research notes for other children to gain misinformation from?
>>151661076>Ash and Eggman begin duking out Pokemon vs Egg Empire, Rotom goes wild until Sage manages to shut him down>Mahito twists Tom's soul, getting rid of one of his lives, then starts running like a bitch from Ghost Rider>Bardock becomes Oozaru to combat Ultima before getting his head bitten off>Miles dodges Chief's bullets and they have an invisible fight while Cortana starts fighting Sage and overpowering her>Oshawott gets horny for Ruby, who in turn gets horny for Dante's Sparda scythe form>Blade uses his vampiric senses to find the Impostor and they blade clash, Blade cuts through him with adamantium >Asura becomes Destructor as Tom screams, then busts out his Erlang Shen skin and becomes giant himself to clash>Ghost Rider becomes Zarathos, then does the Spawn chain spin on Mahito's body and throws him into Gigantamax Gengar's mouth>Kyle starts using the Life Equation to solve Ultima and banish him >Ruby and Infinite are scared of the carnage going around them, bump into each other, then start having a slap fight>Metal Sonic bulldozes through most of Ash's Pokemon before Melmetal grabs and eats him alive>Dante shoots Giorno in the head, who undoes it, as GER punches Dante to start him in the infinite death loop which Dante laughs off with his healing factor, as Giorno explodes Ebony and Ivory with his bullet trick which causes Dante to go SDT from anger>Asura and Tom crash to earth, splattering Miles who explodes in an electric web>Kyle and Zarathos begin clashing so hard it causes the fabric of reality to shatter as Kyle tries to drag Zarathos to the Source Wall while Zarathos tries to drag Kyle to hell>Pikachu charges up 10 Million Volt Thunderbolt to clash with the Death Egg laser
>>151661342I'd ride Lightning if you know what I mean.
>>151661076Wtf Team B is so stacked, what the hell is Team A supposed to do? The only heavy hitters they got are Asura, Eggman and Bardock.
>>151661539Fuck I meant Kyle, not Bardock.>>151661076
Say it with me now>pokemon
>>151661558>SOLOS
>>151661611>my laundry
>>151661004Post a completely unrelated scene of Yami Bakura and Pegasus, shooting laser beams out of their millennium puzzle... In response to someone doubting Yugi's ability to summon monsters to kill people. As if it proves anything....Thank you for confirming my belief that power scalers are both dishonest and retarded.
It's hard being an obese brown trans bisexual woman these days.
>>151661741We know, KyleGOD
>>151661741Every Egyptian…
Okay now that he's asleep...SELECT YOUR CHARACTERS AND I WILL MAKE THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER
>>151661634It's correcting the misconception that Yugi can't blast Kaiba's fucking head. It's not monsters but is important to point out.
>>151661792Epstein vs The Rowdy Ruff Boys
>>151661792Oh brother, THIS GUY STINKS!
>>151661792Nietzsche vs Shuma-Gorathubermensch vs ubermultidimensionalbeing
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151661848On the pristine beach of Little Saint James, Jeffrey Epstein lounged in a velvet robe, sipping something pink from a coconut. Suddenly the sky cracked open and the Rowdyruff Boys crashed down like three feral bowling balls.Brick sneered, "Heard you got candy, old man."Epstein smiled that trademark smile. "I have Skittles, Starbursts, and three private jets. Pick your poison." Boomer licked his lips. "I want the purple ones!" Butch cracked his knuckles. "We want ALL the candy, and your island, and your weird temple thing." Epstein pressed a button. A trapdoor opened and a kiddie pool full of lollipops rose up. The boys dove in headfirst like starving raccoons. While they were busy licking each other by accident, Epstein deployed his secret weapon: a drone dropping Benadryl-laced gummy bears.Brick caught one in his mouth, chewed twice, and face-planted into the sand. "These taste like... lawsuit..." Boomer tried to fly away but only managed a lazy barrel roll into the pool, splashing margarita everywhere. Butch powered up for a punch, but the sugar crash hit. He swung, missed, and accidentally uppercut himself into low orbit. Epstein adjusted his robe. "Kids these days. No stamina."He strolled over, tied their spit-curled heads together with pool noodles, then called his lawyer on a satellite phone. "Send the usual cleanup crew. And bring smaller handcuffs this time."The Rowdyruff Boys woke up hours later zip-tied to pastel deck chairs, wearing matching "I got owned by a financier" shirts, while Epstein live-streamed them to Mojo Jojo with the caption "Free adoption, slightly bruised."Brick mumbled through a pacifier someone jammed in his mouth, "We’re never... eating candy again..."Epstein toasted the camera with his pink drink. "Don’t do drugs, kids. Especially the ones I give you."
>>151661792Mr Incredible vs Ed Edd n Eddy.Pebble is enabled
>>151661558cant light up ultra space
>>151661872Friedrich Nietzsche stood atop a jagged metaphysical cliff, a place where thought condensed into form. Before him, the sky tore open. Shuma Gorath emerged, an immense eye surrounded by churning tentacles, its presence bending logic, time, and identity.So this is the higher abyss you fear so much, human, the entity echoed across every direction.Nietzsche’s coat whipped in the storm of unreality. He raised his voice like a blade. “I fear nothing that demands submission. I create values. I define myself. Even your abyss is only another challenge.”Shuma surged forward, a tidal wave of chaos. Each tentacle carried the weight of collapsing universes. Nietzsche stepped into the onslaught with impossible composure. The moment reality should have crushed him, something shifted. His will sharpened until it carved a path through the distortion. The blow passed around him, diverted by sheer self direction.Shuma blinked, the motion creating a small quake in the fabric of causality. Impossible. You are a mortal.“Mortal,” Nietzsche replied, “but unchained.”Shuma released a blast of pure negation, erasing the concept of ground, sky, and self. Nietzsche stepped through the void as if walking across a thought. His presence grew brighter, more defined, as though each attack only clarified him.“You seek domination,” he called out. “I seek overcoming. You are vast, but you repeat yourself. You coil around eternity without changing it.”Shuma’s roar shook the planes, erasing distant stars.Nietzsche leapt forward and drove a fist, made of nothing but will and defiance, into the creature’s central eye. The impact burst outward, cracking the monster’s multiversal shell. Shuma reeled, collapsing into spirals of dark light.The philosopher stood alone, breath steady.“The abyss gazes back,” Nietzsche said, “but I do not flinch.”
>>151661076Team B has 96 Pokemon and a fucking kaiju.
>>151661792Speedy Eggbert vs Sonic
>>151661955and they all lose to GER
>>151661907>>151661953Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151661918Mr. Incredible arrived in the cul-de-sac after reports of “three unusually destructive kids.” He expected trouble. He did not expect *this* trio.Ed charged first, grinning wildly. Edd tried to apologize mid-tackle, and Eddy shouted orders like he was running a battlefield scam. Mr. Incredible blocked their rush with one arm, sliding back only an inch.“You boys should really calm down,” he said, pushing them all back at once.Eddy yelled, “Plan B! Jawbreaker barrage!” They rolled a wagon full of oversized jawbreakers downhill. Mr. Incredible braced as the candy boulders slammed into him, bouncing off his chest with loud cracks. The boys followed up as a human whirlwind, but he caught all three by their shirts.Mid-swing, Ed froze. His eye twitched.“Pebble… in my shoe,” he whispered.Edd paled. “Oh no.”Eddy screamed, “Not now, lumpy!”Ed exploded with sudden fury, tearing out of Mr. Incredible’s grip. He stomped the ground so hard that fences toppled. Eyes blazing, he ripped a mailbox out of the ground and hurled it like a missile. Mr. Incredible caught it, but the force sent him skidding back, surprise finally cracking through his composure.Ed roared and lifted the entire cul-de-sac street lamp by the base. He swung it like a giant bat, forcing Mr. Incredible to leap aside. Each strike cratered the pavement.Edd and Eddy hid behind a trash bin.“We are so doomed,” Eddy whispered.Mr. Incredible exhaled, squared his stance, and met Ed’s next charge head-on. The shockwave knocked both backward. Ed rolled, popped up, and rushed again with unstoppable, pebble-powered rage.Finally, Mr. Incredible timed it right, grabbed Ed mid-charge, spun, and tossed him into a stack of mattresses left out for trash day. Ed stuck there like a dart.The pebble fell from his shoe.Ed blinked. “Hi guys.”The rage vanished instantly.Mr. Incredible sighed. “I’m calling your parents.”
>>151661971Nah.
>>151661973I'm not listtroon you retard
>>151661960Speedy Eggbert isn't on here, you can request him for the next roster I'll make
>>151661953peak
>>151661076I think Ghost Rider, Kyle, and Godzilla are the strongest people here (despite all being wall tier at best albeit) and I think both Ghost Rider and Godzilla are stronger than Kyle.
>>151661076Everyone here is asked to blow up a mountain. Who can do it?
>>151662359Godzilla
>>151662359>BardockAs long as it's not made of ice he has this.>GiornoNo lmao.>EggmanTough and it takes his strongest machines but he can pull it off.>ChiefNope.>ImpostorNuh uh.>MahitoNot at all.>KyleAs long as there's not a gas station on it.>AsuraMountains? CRUSHED.>MilesNot happening.>RubyNegatory.>GodzillaI think he just might have a chance but it's close.>Ghost RiderWhat's Marvel's equivalent to ice and gas stations? As long as that's not there we're good.>TomHe probably has a continental or planetary gag.>BladeNice try.>DanteMmm... maaaayybeee... that tree Vergil grew was pretty big but maybe not mountain sized...>AshI don't think Solgaleo or a Gigantamax can pull it off, sorry to say.
>>151662411Godzilla blew up multiple mountains with a tail whip in tht shit Netflix trilogy, I think?
>>151662411>I think he just might have a chance but it's close.Isn't he shown walking through one in that snes game someone posted during the hulkzilla waiting period? Just cause the guy hardly ever destroys planets doesn't mean his strength extends to just city level
Whites are endangered and you guys are still talking about this shit?
>>151662462>>151662493I'm pretty sure he was joking with Godzilla
>Modulo just gave JJK lightspeed scaling due to Dabura's CTYUP YUP, I ALWAYS KNEW MY HEROES WERE ABOVE MACH 3
>>151662411damn kratos is stronger than most of these guys
>>151662633jesus christ what the fuck happened to mtg
>>151662633He has to kill himself to do it at best, assuming the mountain doesn’t just buff itself to a 4/6 thereby killing Kratos and living another day
>>151662194Meds
>>151662639Cross over sets because no one actually plays modern magic and would rather play commander
>>151662640both kratos and the greater stone spirit can buff themselvesGSS's buff costs more but you can do it at any time, while kratos' is free and permanent but you have to wait the end of the turn>>151662639the creators became better men
youtube.com/shorts/To2JFvfxHcYIs this factual?
>>151662689Yeah but the mountain can buff in response to attack declaration, Kratos has to wait a turn, that’s what I’m getting at
>>151660155Atem set magic cylinder though
Listtroon thread.
The rubble cooled under a neon moon. She-Hulk scooped the dazed snoo from the trash can like a prize plushie. One finger hooked under his chin. “Who’s mommy’s brave little warrior?”The snoo’s pixel eyes spun into hearts. “M-me...”She cradled him against her chest, the leotard already shredded enough to make a perfect nest. Her voice dropped to a velvet purr. “Good boys get rewards.”She slid one massive green hand down his spacesuit, zipper rasping. The tiny snoo pecker sprang out, barely the size of a Tic-Tac but throbbing like a jackhammer. She-Hulk giggled, warm breath washing over him, then dragged one slow tongue from base to tip. The snoo squeaked, legs bicycling in the air. Thirty seconds of gentle licking and he erupted in adorable little cummy wummies, white pixel sparkles shooting up like a cheap firework. “Aww, already?” she teased, catching the mess on her fingertip and popping it in her mouth like candy. “Mommy’s not done. ”She turned, bent slightly, and peeled the leotard aside. The snoo stared at the emerald canyon in front of him, hypnotized. She reached back, spread one cheek, and gently tucked him feet-first into the warm, plush tunnel. He slid in with a happy squeal, disappearing up to his antennae.A second later a tiny orange hand poked back out, gave the camera a triumphant thumbs-up, and a muffled but proud voice echoed from inside: “Remember kids, respect women! The nice guy always wins!”She-Hulk clenched once, the snoo squeaked in bliss, and the screen irised out on her satisfied wink.The End.
SNOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>151659861>B9 IZAYOI SAKUYA vs LEBRON JAMES (SPACE JAM)The arena morphs into a glowing basketball court as Lebron James slams down from above with superhero force.“Welcome to the court, girl! Let’s see if you can keep up with the GOAT!”Sakuya dusts off her maid apron, completely unphased.“A primitive game. I prefer elegance.”Lebron spins a basketball charged with Toon Force energy.“Let’s ball!”He leaps — the ceiling shatters — and he dunks the ball so hard the court explodes into cartoon shockwaves. Sakuya sidesteps calmly, heels tapping.“That sort of chaos is unsightly.”Lebron rushes her in a blur, dribbling so fast he leaves afterimages.Sakuya’s eyes narrow.“Too slow.”TIME STOPS.Lebron freezes mid-dunk, expression locked in cartoon confidence.Sakuya walks around him, examining the distortion of Toon physics.“Fascinating. Yet even your absurdity cannot escape perfection.”She places a ring of knives midair around him, each angled precisely toward vital Toon Force nodes.She snaps her fingers—TIME RESUMES.Lebron suddenly finds himself surrounded by steel.“Uh-oh.”The knives strike simultaneously — not piercing him, but shredding the Toon Force constructs that empower his feats.Lebron gasps as the ball deflates in his hands.“What!? My power—”Sakuya appears behind him.“Even a king can be dethroned.”A single razor-sharp knife presses to his neck.Lebron stiffens, sweat beading.“O-okay okay! Timeout! I give! I give!”Sakuya steps back, curtseying.“A wise choice. Tea is served after the match.”Lebron collapses dramatically as the announcer calls the result.Winner: Izayoi Sakuya
>>151663503>B10 DIO BRANDO (Jorge Joestar) vs KUMAGAWA MISOGIA crimson moon hangs overhead as Dio Brando descends lightly onto the arena floor, cape swirling.“It seems fate places me against a boy who defies it. Curious.”Kumagawa smiles pleasantly, spinning a screw between his fingers.“Ahh, sorry! I always lose. But hey, I’ll do my best!”Dio flicks his wrist. Gravity bends. Kumagawa’s body crushes downward — bones creaking.“Vector manipulation,” Dio announces. “You cannot even stand.”Kumagawa collapses flat.“Ow. That hurts. A lot.”Dio approaches confidently.“You will be erased like the countless insects before you.”Kumagawa raises his hand.A minus symbol appears.“No.”Dio pauses, brows furrowing.“…No?”Kumagawa grins wider.“I decided that attack missed.”The crushed ground around him rewinds, and he stands up untouched.Dio’s eyes narrow. “Impossible. I control movement. All vectors bend to—”“All Fiction.”The air distorts. Dio’s next step produces no sound.His cape does not move.His heartbeat stops vibrating the air.Kumagawa giggles.“I erased the concept of ‘momentum’ for a minute. Did you like it?”Dio snarls, summoning The World Ultimate, aura cracking space.“ZA WARUDO—ULTIMA—!”Kumagawa gently taps his screw against the air.popTime stops.Not by Dio’s doing — but because Kumagawa removed the concept of ‘flow’ from the battlefield.The World Ultimate freezes mid-punch.Dio freezes mid-snarl.Kumagawa strolls casually around them.“So fancy. So dramatic. You’re really cool, Dio-kun! But…”He presses a screw lightly against Dio’s forehead.“…I erase unfair things.”He twists.Time resumes.Dio collapses instantly, The World Ultimate shattering into chalk-like fragments of negated existence.Kumagawa brushes his hands clean.“Sorry! I win~.”Winner: Kumagawa Misogi
She-Hulk lounged on the reinforced bench in the Avengers private gym, legs spread wide, emerald skin gleaming under the lights. Between her towering thighs sat Snoo, barely waist-high to her, his round white body trembling, orange antenna quivering like a nervous puppy.“Look at you, little Reddit perv,” Jennifer purred, voice dripping with dark honey. She hooked one finger under his chin, tilting his blank face up to meet her glowing green eyes. “Caught you staring again. Want Mommy to take care of that, baby?”Snoo’s squeaky voice cracked. “Y-yes please, Mommy Hulk!”She chuckled, low and dangerous, and flicked the front of his little suit. Fabric ripped like paper. Out sprang the most ridiculous cock she’d ever seen: thick as her forearm, longer than Snoo’s entire torso, cartoon-red and angrily throbbing, veins pulsing like it had a heartbeat of its own. A fat bead of pre rolled down the swollen head and dripped onto her thigh.“Holy shit,” she breathed Jen, eyes sparkling with delight. “All that squeaky innocence hiding a goddamn monster.”Snoo whimpered, kicking tiny legs. “M-Mommy it aches—”“Shh, baby. Mommy’s got you.” She scooped him up like a doll and settled him higher, sliding that obscene shaft between the crushing heat of her massive green thighs. One flex and the slick channel clamped down, swallowing him to the root. The fat head bulged out the top, smearing pre across her ripped abs.
>>151663531>B11 BROLY (DBZ) vs DAGOTH UR (TES)Dagoth Ur rises from a pillar of ash and molten stone, his booming voice echoing across the sky.“WELCOME, NEREVAR… TO THE SIXTH HOUSE REBORN.You shall join the dream of the new world!”Broly lands like a meteor, the explosion of green aura blowing away the volcanic ash.“Ngh… another loud one…”Dagoth Ur spreads his arms, cloak billowing like a living furnace.“You face a god, child. Bow.”Broly snarls.“I bow to NO ONE!”He charges—Dagoth Ur summons a storm of dream-blight, twisting reality like molten glass. Spectral ash ghosts rise, shrieking.“You cannot strike a god within his own dream!”Broly punches.The entire dreamscape detonates.Ghosts vanish.Ash evaporates.Dagoth Ur staggers backward, stunned.“Impossible—!”Broly roars, emerald flames ripping through the battlefield.“Your tricks won’t work!! I break what I see!!”Dagoth Ur summons the Heartblight — divine red power exploding outward.“KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!”Broly walks through it.The divine spell melts around his skin like rain.Dagoth Ur’s eyes widen in genuine fear.“A—A MORTAL SHOULD NOT—”Broly appears in front of him.“Get out of my way.”He throws a single punch.A simple, direct, Saiyan punch.Dagoth Ur’s body shatters like volcanic glass — cracks spreading with blinding green light as Saiyan energy overwhelms divine fire.The Sixth House sigil breaks.The dream collapses.Dagoth Ur disintegrates into ash and molten light, whispering:“…Nerevar… guide… me…”Broly stands alone, aura fading into simmering embers.“Hmph. Weak.”Winner: Broly
>>151663533Jen rolled her hips slow and cruel, thighs rippling, stroking him in long, milking waves. “Feel that, little boy. Feel Mommy’s legs ruin you.”Snoo’s entire body vibrated. His antenna flopped wildly as he let out a warbling, high-pitched squeal. “Mommy! Mommy it’s too big, it’s—ahh—gonna—!”“That’s it,” she growled, squeezing harder, muscles flexing like steel cables around his pulsing length. “Squeal for me. Show Mommy how happy her thighs make you.”His hips jerked helplessly, cock swelling impossibly thicker between the crushing green vice. With a long, hiccupping Reddit-upvote squeal he exploded, thick ropes of white erupting in messy arcs, painting her abs, dripping down her legs in sticky rivers.Jennifer kept flexing, slow and relentless, wringing every last drop until he went limp, twitching and whimpering in her lap.She licked a streak off her fingers, smirking down at the spent little mascot. “Good boy. Mommy’s definitely keeping this toy.”
>>151663542Jennifer stood up, thighs still glistening with the mess he’d made, and turned around. Her back to the trembling little mascot. She hooked her thumbs under the waistband of her torn shorts and peeled them down slowly, letting the fabric snap against her hips before kicking them aside. The motion made her massive green glutes flex, two perfect, sculpted boulders that could crush steel.Snoo stared up, antenna drooping in awe, that ridiculous cock already twitching back to life.“Up,” she ordered, voice velvet and steel.He squeaked and scrambled forward on tiny legs. Jen reached back, plucked him off the floor like a toy, and brought him to eye level with her ass. She spread one cheek with her cheeks with her free hand, revealing the tight, glistening ring of muscle.“Mommy’s taking her favorite new plug for a ride.”Before he could squeak, she pressed his round head against her hole. The slick heat swallowed him inch by inch, his white body sliding in with obscene ease until only his little kicking legs and that monstrous red cock stuck out, throbbing against the cleft of her ass.Jennifer let out a low, filthy moan as she sank down, impaling herself fully. Her glutes settled against the bench with a heavy thud, Snoo completely buried inside, only the fat head of his cock peeking out beneath her like a lewd tail.She rolled her hips in a slow circle, feeling him squirm and stretch her from the inside.From deep within came the muffled, vibrating squeal: “Ooooooo Mommy! I’m a good boy! I’m Mommy’s good little plug!”Jen grinned, clenching hard enough to make him shriek again. “Damn right you are.” She started bouncing lightly, each drop making his cock slap wetly against her lower back while he wailed in delirious, high-pitched bliss.“Keep squealing, baby. Mommy’s gonna wear you all night.”
>>151663541>B12 ESDEATH vs ETNA (DISGAEA)Etna arrives riding a Prinny, spear twirling“Alright, ice lady! Let’s see if you’re as tough as you look!”Esdeath steps forward, radiating lethal elegance“I have conquered empires. You are but a stepping stone”Etna grins “Cute. Let’s see you say that again when I’m standing on your-”Esdeath raises her hand and everything freezesEtnamanages to jump back as frost devours the battlefield“You dodged? Impressive.” Esdeath says calmly.Etna hurls a storm of spears, Esdeath’s rapier flashes, slicing each one in half“Pathetic.”Etna snaps her fingers.“PRINNY BOMBS!”A dozen Prinnies fall from the sky, exploding in a colossal chain reactionSmoke clears as Esdeath stands untouched behind an ice barrier“…Seriously?” Etna groans.Esdeath vanishes and reappears behind Etna, blade pressed to her throat“You rely on childish tricks. Allow me to show you real combat”Time freezes completely, Etna caught mid-blink, mid-motion, helplessEsdeath strolls around her, amused“Such arrogance. Such immaturity. But you'll be useful”She kicks Etna’s legs out from under her, forcing her onto her knees. With effortless precision, Esdeath shapes the ice around Etna’s body, locking her arms behind her and pinning her in a kneeling, helpless postureTime resumes.Etna sputters, trapped. “HEY! LET ME OUT! THIS ISN’T FAIR!”Esdeath places one perfectly polished boot on Etna’s back.“You lost. Accept it.”Etna struggles uselessly as the ice tightens around her.Esdeath sits down on a throne of frost she forms with a gesture, crossing her legs.“You’ll serve well enough… as a footstool”She rests her boot lightly on the back of Etna’s head“There. A fitting place for a demon who talks big and performs small.”Etna fumes“Y-you icy witch…!”Esdeath smiles coolly.“Hush. weaklings shouldn’t speak.”Winner: Esdeath
>>151663432>>151663533>>151663542>>151663562This jit cracks reddit
>>151663503TNDBASED
this is the worst the thread has ever been
I hope Gojo returns and loses.
Sup anons, making some deliveries. Also the 12 Days of /co/mas will start tomorrow (and post the first image on the 13th) so that way the final day falls on Christmas. Rules are Your request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc). You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this". First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can sufficeLet me know if you have any other questions or idk just want the mega to browse
>>151663827kek
>>151658950Gv3 gunvolt shits on all xmen at once
Apparently one of the pitched matchups is becoming an episode next year. After reading a doc listing almost 300 pitched matchups, I have narrowed it down to these>AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic>Wolverine vs Bigby Wolf (oldfag matchup much like Blade vs Buffy)>Donkey Kong vs Crash (mario movie shill episode, both have new material)>Naruto vs Luffy>Sailor Moon vs Madoka (won a round in the tournament of champions and Sailor Moon was suspiciously absent from Champions Island despite being a perfect fit)>Azrael vs Moon Knight (obligatory capeshit mu)>Luz vs Anne>Ezio vs The Prince>Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby (we got three matchups from the OG Champions Poll this year so this one is probably next) >Kasen vs Sonic (nepo baby matchup, the main guy pushing for this seems to be close to the team)>Nemesis vs Magician>Ness vs Frisk>Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago>Reptile vs Riptor>Tooru vs SCP-096>Travis Touchdown vs Jack Cayman
>>151661558>KNEELS before CHADgic CHADlyder
>>151664323It may actually be Tooru vs 096. Ben and Chad seemed to actually really like it when it was pitched (hell, they liked it enough to give it a dedicated death battle cast episode)
>>151664323>>Tooru vs SCP-096It's probably this one.
>>151664374So question. Since Jayden's Neo Heroes are routinely space-body levels of power and cards tend to get more complex as the game continues on, who's the strongest Yugioh protagonist? Would it still be Yugi due to Horathi or would the other have workarounds (or flat out stat stomps) for the God cards preventing Horathi from being tribute summoned?
>>151664378>>151664416How would SCP's bullshittery work on death battle? Doesn't it not have a canon?
>>151664432Make shit up in classic SCP fashion
>>151660155Even the series has several moments where Atem counts on Yugi though, it's not unusual. Hell the anime has the Raphael fight which is like the ultimate "I told you so" moment that Yugi could give Atem.
>>151664418Zarc is xyz/synchro/ritual simultaneously
vsbw banned scp so it cannot be discussed in powerscaling anymore.
>>151664323it's lowkey possible it's gonna be sailor moon vs madokaif picrel gets some ground, this teaser shot might be madoka in her ultimate/goddess form
I love respectful Deaths so much is unreal
>>151664432The same way they seemed to handle it during the 2 SCP podcasts they already did. Take the feats they liked and seemed appropriate for the character, ignore all others. 096 doesn't get the same attention from the power level people as 682 does, so he doesn't get as much fanfic scaling. On the note of 682, we might have seen Swan's plan to get Doomsday a win over 682 in Hulk having a place to retreat and regenerate that's inaccessible to Godzilla.
>>151664482What the fuck does any of that mean
>>151663827Would Atem let the Hebrews go without a fight?
>>151664418It's either Yuma or Yuya who operate on near equal amounts of bullshit
>>151664658GX is the dimension that uses fusion a lot, 5ds people use synchro, etc. Zarc is the combined power of all those dimensions.
>>151664689
the dark truth about KINGtos…
>>151664689HEROtem would TEACH the MONSTERbrews by enacting the Holocaust 5000 years earlier
>>151664718The reason he traveled into the far north instead of the closer south was to avoid a power far beyond that of the Olympians
Think they’re use the Fortnite TMNT against Fortnite Ninjago?
>>151664732you will regret this post. the Chosen will write slanderous pieces portraying Atem as a cross dressing drug addict with one testicle years after his death and they will replace the public records
>>151664699Would God kill Atem himself with the Death of the Firstborn plague since he had no children to kill?
>>151664880It'd depend on if he was firstborn to his parents or not.
>>151664734Kratos vs Obelisk would go hard, especially if it was OG Kratos with the Nemean Cestus.
>>151664892He definitely was a firstborn since neither the anime or the manga confirmed him having older siblings. RIP Atem
>>151664734The Egyptian gods are just the Greek gods cosplaying as animals after Typhon sent them running
>>151664904I mean, you never know. It could be that he has an older brother who just became an accountant.
>>151664699Moses would definitely play Regenesis, Qliphorts or Archlords if God were to give him a deck to duel with
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7bJtf3Nd_Io&t=3774sI was the man who got robbed in this video, and I am a huge Simon Gurren Lagann fan
>>151664880He would probably go full Sodom and Gomorrah and Ezekiel 35 on Atem's ass if he tried fighting him with Obelisk, Slifer and Ra
>>151664893Does any GoW character other than Kratos have matchups? Zeus had the most aura out of anyone in the greek games imo
>>151664937Can confirm, I was the Aryan CHAD who filmed you being robbed.Guess who I’m a fan of.
>>151664736These barely mentally register as the characters so I hope not.
>>151664992KIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!
>>151664991Thor (GoW) vs Thor (MCU)
>>151665017Needs to be stronger, Thor (GoW) would onetap Comic Marvel Thor and make him cry
>>151665022Comic Thor is on par with Hulk. Even if you chainscale from Wanked Kratos he only barely edges out.
>>151665035GoW Thor oneshotted the infinite-dimensional Worldtree. Marvel Thor gets beat up by women and small rocks. GoW Thor makes him beg for his life like a sissy
>>151664952>Michael, Gabriel and Raphael fighting the Egyptian gods and Egypt getting glassed from the calamity Now that would be an event worthy of being in the Bible.
>>151665077Post GOW Thor destroying a mountain.
>>151665077>beats on Kratos for assaulting Asgard and seemingly attacking his daughter, all right after defeating the world serpent>doesnt send Kratos back time by smashing the world treeSure anon
Liko’s greatest advantage over Jaden is that she isn’t just a rookie with potential -she is the narrative vessel for a legendary-class power source, one that is only beginning to awaken. Her pendant is a fragment of Terapagos, a Pokémon with the ability to manipulate Terastal energy on a global scale. Even in its dormant forms, Terapagos exhibits reality-adjacent defenses, massive energy output, and the capacity to reshape battlefield conditions. Liko isn’t a bystander to this power-she is the chosen attunement point. The show repeatedly frames her as the only person who can safely channel or unlock Terapagos’s higher forms.In a death battle, Jaden’s toolkit is limited by the fact that Duel Monsters entities are symbolic unless the plot explicitly manifests them. Liko, by contrast, commands actual legendaries with physical agency. Terapagos alone outscales any spirit or Hero monster Jaden can summon: its energy manipulation can overwrite constructs, disrupt bindings, and brute-force through metaphysical attacks.More importantly, Terapagos is not Liko’s ceiling-it’s her starting point. Her arc foreshadows mastery of ancient power linked to explorers, primordial energy, and world-scale forces. Jaden has reached his canonical peak; Liko is written to surpass hers.Thus, Liko wins because she begins with a legendary-tier partner and is destined to grow far beyond anything Jaden’s closed narrative can counter. She's like Potential Man, but with actual Potential.
>>151665121Because Kratos changed fate by redeeming him, dumbass. It’s like you didn’t even play the game
I hate that stupid fucking tree that made kratos omnipotent
The Sacred Beasts are named after Jewish Angels so Egyptian Gods vs Sacred Beasts is just the analogue to the Exodus
>>151665134Do not redeem Saar
>>151665093Thor splintered the world tree which is worth billions of universes
>>151665128How does Liko counter Yubel? >Sacred Beasts can drain life energy with their presence >Yubel can brainwash people, possess them and feed on their darkness to replenish her own strength >Yubel reflects all damage done towards her to the attacker>Yubel's other forms do the same thing but she can kamikaze her allies or kill anybody for interacting with her
>>151665157Yugioh's version of the Exodus probably had Moses beating Ramses in a duel and he just let the Jews go from that but still remained a total bro to Moses and the Jews and escorted them to the Promised Land so they didn't have to struggle in the wilderness or fight the other tribes. When Ramses died, the Jews made the Sacred Beasts to honor him because he was a good sport about the whole thing.
>>151664699BEASTSes
>>151665203The Sacred Beasts actively drained the life out of all the other Duel Spirits and forced Banner to make a homunculus body because they made his original bodt deathly ill, so you know Exodus was probably pretty violentActually now that I think about it, it's not like there are any Jewish characters in YGO, and 5Ds establishes Nordic Gods and Quetzalcoatl are real, are we sure YGO didn't have the Egyptians canonically genocide the Jews and thus Paganism reigned to the modern day?
>>151665204What is Heart compared to Faith? Atem never stood a chance
>>151665244>it's not like there are any Jewish characters in YGO,No but Yugioh has tons of Jewish references. Even Z-One's deck is based on Jewish mysticism and the DT storyline makes several Bible references. Considering absolute atheists like Kaiba exist while churches do, Abrahamism simply never got as widespread as it did and Paganism faded out because the gods never really interacted with humans much in the first place so they got relegated to being mythical beings only some duelist can invoke.
>>151665244>are we sure YGO didn't have the Egyptians canonically genocide the Jews and thus Paganism reigned to the modern day?You're never going to believe what the millennium items are made from
>be me>normal>find these threads>become a regular>get gender dysphoriaWhat the fuck are you doing to me? How do I stop having tranny thoughts?
>>151664991Atreus vs Gohan or Invincible
>>151665333stop watching gurren lagann
>>151665317How does Exodia relate to all this anyway?
>>151665333you must become a valid woman
>>151665343I don't even watch gurren lagann>>151665356Dude I'm being serious right now. I almost cried myself to sleep yesterday
>>151665330>instead of enslaving the Jews, the Egyptians straight up killed them all and used them to forge the Millenium items Well that answers what happened to Egyptians Jews in the Yugiohverse
>>151665178What part of "disrupts bindings" don't you get? It hard counters fusion which the little herm can't handle
>>151665204>the plagues are just 9 turns of different spells and monsters, culminating in the Angel of Death monster, whose special effect is sending every first monster Yugi plays per turn to the graveyard>special cards include "column of flames" that prevent being attacked and "splitting the sea", which auto destroys any pursuing monsters that attack Moses>God is also Moses' bonded spirit, guiding his words and actions. His "millennium item" being the burning bush and the staffBased beyond belief
>>151665445>>God is also Moses' bonded spirit, guiding his words and actions. His "millennium item" being the burning bush and the staffNow this actual fits nicely considering the staff of Moses was considered to be an actual magical artifact not unlike a millennium item. Yugioh even makes a reference to the Ark of the Covenant as well.
>it took a death battle MU for /dbg/ to realize how absurd yugioh lore is
>>151665486generally speaking, Moses' shepherd staff isn't some magical artifact crafted thru grimdark rituals. it's more like a conduit for God's power
>>151665542>Moses' shepherd staff isn't some magical artifact crafted thru grimdark ritualsErm, proofs?
>>151665134That's actually not the moment Kratos changes fate, and Yggdrasil splintering was never a part of Faye's accurate prophecy. It was only mentioned in Groa's false prophecy.
>>151665486
>>151665531Yugioh fell off after DM and people stopping caring about it. Can't wait for the Death Battle team to have to go into Zexal because that's where the real powerscaling BS is
>>151665585Isn't there a commandment against graven images as well while commandments 9&10 are a single commandment?
>>151665576It was mentioned because everything Faye did, she did to avert that prophecy. Including destroying the mural so Kratos wouldn't see it and lock himself into it - making it true.
>>151665624You're conflating the prophecy of Kratos' death with Groa's false prophecy. The latter doesn't mention Kratos.
>>151665615graven idols I think. it's not like people worship the actual stone tablet right?
>>151665642You'd be surprised. I've seen plenty of places in GA that have those tablets everywhere
Could Atem stop the slaves from leaving Egypt? (Moses has his Beyblade)
>>151665683Yugi wasnt of that time. But in any context, he'd be able to determine Moses's noble goals thru a duel.Win or lose, if Noses acted with honor, he'd know he means no evil and let em leave
>>151665683Atem's uncle was pro slavery. Not him.
>>151665717>>151665734God would harden Atem's heart and wouldnt let the Jews go. God also makes it so Moses wins the duel no matter what.
The fucked up part about Exodus is that it implies people ever wanted to keep Jews and not kick them out as fast as possible
>>151665762Atem has a heart of honor. God would just let Moses's good intent obvious and clear in their duelSo Atem would realize he means good and let em leave.
>>151665762i'm pretty sure the Pharaoh hardened his own heart long before God did. it likely wouldn't come to that with Atem
>>151665717The funny thing is, you really wouldn't have to change much about Exodus/the Prince of Egypt to do this. Just have duel monsters here and you're set. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLomnZIvoFs
>>151665762god in on atem's side however
Technically, Zorc is a demonic manifestation of all the pissed off vengeful jews Akhenaden murdered to create the millennium items.
>>151665787Thats not how the story goes at all. God hardens Pharaoh's heart as a show of power of the Pharaoh and Egyptian Gods. God would harden Atem's heart as a show of power of Atem and his Gods. God then makes Moses win the duel and Moses frees the slaves and parts the red sea. Pharaoh Atem chases Moses and the slaves through the parted sea and God closes the waters on him killing Atem. God doesnt care Atem had a heart of honor.
>>151665841Well the story just would not happen the same anyways since Atem was a man of peace and fighting against demons/evilHe is also of some thousand years later than the story.
Atem sounds like a better man
Erm, God was overpowered by Chemosh with a single child sacrifice amp, and Atem had the Millennium Puzzle made with way more sacrifices, ergo, Atem could easily overpower God's will
>>151665878God would be on Atem's side. It's this guy who'd piss God off.
>>151665878God simply hardens Atem's heart. Atem believes in the wrong God and keeps jews as slaves. God would make it so Moses defeats Atem and frees the slaves. God would then make Atem chase the Jews and die in the red sea when the water closes on him. God > Egyptian Gods
>>151665841That's the story written by the guys in Moses side, what of the other side huh? What did Pharaohs write about Moses?
>>151665931>Takes 7 days making a single universe.yawn
>>151665368/dbs/ masculinity warpped youReject the gender dichotomy fren, don't troon out
>>151665931Biggest feat of the entire bible is a Global Flood that serves as an anti feat against God having precognition, since he's he he would later on regret doing it.
>>151665914God definitely wouldn't be on his side. Atem's a heretic who consorts with demons and what would be considered false gods
Honestly, when you think about it, Yugioh is anti-jew propaganda.
>>151665982He'd see He would regret it.
>>151665775>Jews according to the Bible are a precious source of labour/a source of God's blessings to a nation >Jews according to history have been consistently hated and despised by the nation they're in and are eventually expelled What causes this disparity?
>>151665982God also created all of time and space. Also remember the rainbow is God's gift to the human race. Dont let evil steal it from you.
>>151665995He spends the whole series sealing away evil demonsGod created the biggest demon of all (Lucifer) himself with no clue he'd turn evil.
>>151665914My boy, the 1st commandment.
>outerversal iron chariots>multiversal child sacrifice amps>not even instantly universal>probably even below galaxy-level given israelite conceptions of the universe>needs supplementary media to get his greater feats>has to downplay every other theology into building level to competeLads...is he a fraud?
>>151666052His prophets says he is omnipotent so he just is ok
>>151666038If God is omniscient then He knew and it was part of a grand design involving free will or something. Atem summons demons to help him fight others, actively fosters relations with them and beseeches false gods. He would not be "okay" in OT God by any stretch of the imagination. To say otherwise is some forced wholesome reddit shit
>>151666069Like he knew the flood would kill all the wicked people forever, right
>>151666069These people really think the God who turned a lady to salt for turning around wouldnt be pissed at Atem for worshipping false gods. Moses and his Beyblade solo Atem.
>>151665368It's okay anon. You don't have to be ashamed of the women inside of you... You could even make a list for us.
>>151666082It was a new beginning. Man by himself is wicked and undeserving of heaven because of the original sin and that would include Noah's family
>>151666082Right? The second one just came out.
>>151666090Poor Job got fucked over for no reason
>>151665973Exodus from the Jews perspective >Moses was sent by God to deliver us from the Egyptian and God used the plagues to do it Exodus from the Egyptian perspective >Moses was a religious terrorist and he and his followers destroyed Egypt, the Pharaoh had to forcefully expel them all and bring Egypt back to order LOL
>Yokai Watch MC can summon Lord Enma, God of Hellwhere does he scale?
>>151666097ENTERhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=G8u3P7Xqlvo&pp=ygUGR29kIGlz
>>151666097He came to regret it and promise never to flood the world again, which means god thought his own action was wrong.
>>151666090Idk about powerscaling religion but yeah I would assume as much. They call God almighty and all powerful and so grand as to have a voice that shakes the earth and a presence that defies explanation. Powerscaling aside those are the facts of the matter
>>151665931Idk what you’re saying, bruh. The pharaoh’s heart only hardened after his repeated denial of letting Moses go because of his pride.
Given the Hyksos, there's a decent possibility Exodus was just Egypt kicking out the HOG (Hyksos Occupied Government) and the semites running damage control by pretending it was Egypt oppressing them
Could god beat horakthy
>>151666137>Infinite multiversevs>Takes 6 days to make a single universe
>>151666119You forget that was before Jesus. It means God felt grief doing the flood and is gonna bring about a different type of conflagration the second time around. I'm not a bible scholar or a very good Christian but that's the way it's supposed to go in that worldview
>>151666128Exodus is a direct show that God is above the God's of Egypt.
>>151666137Isn't Horakthy supposed to be the equivalent to God in yugioh?
>>151666158Literally
>>151666156Vishnu can kill gods by opening his eye
>>151666165So then they should be equal in power no?
>>151666131God harded Pharaoh's heart before. Read a Bible next time you stay a hotel. "And the LORD said to Moses, “When you go back to Egypt, see that you do before Pharaoh all the miracles that I have put in your power. But I will harden his heart, so that he will not let the people go. (Exodus 4:21 ESV)"
>Exodus is meant to show that God's power is above the Egyptian Gods!>But didn't you just claim that all other gods are wall-level demons with false stories of grandeur meaning all your chainscaling feats are vs wall-level characters?>shut up
>>151666137A central interpretation of exodus involves God being more powerful than the entire pantheon and that would include Ra-Horakhty. God isn't a god of light but a capital G demiurge and almighty
>>151666175God in the Bible has a different cosmology
>>151666171Vishnu fucked my mom
God is the VSBW Kratos of theology, if you get my drift
>>151666181>You'll be right because i'll just make the other guy evillol
>>151666211Yes
Oh yeah that's right, God is a woman in Yugioh.
>>151666211The Pharaoh hardened his heart a couple times before God decided to punish him for real
>>151666232Horakhty is a real god in egyptian mythology
>>151666232That's why God has to kill Atem.
>>151666181Maybe you should read a Bible because Ramses’s heart didn’t harden until Exodus 7:13. God didn’t directly harden his heart until the plagues had already started.
>>151666234But yea Atem is a good pharaoh with the goal of peace. He wouldnt have a hardened heart at all before God (could or could not) hardens his heart
Who wins, SCP foundation or suggsverse?
>>151666248Neat
More fun Yugioh trivia I just learnedIn the dub when Yugi duels Mai in Duelist Kingdom we see little Yugi holding Atem back from going all out against Mai because he's afraid of what Atem will do after seeing that Atem was willing to kill Kaiba to winIn the original JP little Yugi wasn't even there and Atem just really didn't think Mai was good enough and thought he could steamroll her so he got careless
yeah but what if Horakthy can play magic cylinder
>>151666264Yeah it only came to such extremes because the Pharaoh in Exodus was extremely petulant and vain. I don't think Atem would keep slaves or at least not in extremely poor conditions
>>151666290https://youtube.com/watch?v=GJleW4TCQM0&pp=ygUbdGhlIHBsYWd1ZXMgcHJpbmNlIG9mIGVneXB0
>>151666342The fire lighting up the Sphinx's eyes like a jack o lantern is such a good visual
>>151666330God turns the cylinders into snakes.
>>151666258This is true. Atem wouldn't have treated the slaves as badly as Pharaoh is shown doing in Exodus 5. Moses and Aaron implore him to let their people go, and Pharaoh, whose heart isn't being hardened at that point, doubles down on keeping them as slaves. >>151666366And then swallows them.
>>151666366what if the cylinder is filled with butter and mashed bananas
>>151666447Those are also turned into snakes. God is all powerful so Atem has 0 hope of beating Moses.
>>151666447Horakhty would have to wring the concoction out of the snakes like a wet towel
>>151666187A weaker one, lulz.
>>151666486Its not and directly shown to be above the Egyptian cosmology.
>>151666289I think suggs could beat the nerds who write SCP. Like, look at this jew, man. He looks scrawny as shit
>>151666486Cosmologies aren't power lvls. They're just the way of things
>>151666500idk man that sounds like nlf and anti-feat
>>151666500Yugioh has space and a multiverse, there's modern cosmology in it and horakthy reigns all that.
>>151666289You could probably find a 3 sentence excerpt from Suggs that btfos SCP. They powerwank out of insecurity but he powerwanks out of pure spite
>>151666500prove we have an infinite multiverse
>>151666289yogiri solos
>>151666500Egyptian cosmology is nothing special if we're being cunty about cosmology sizes. I've heard catholic priests talk about multiverses as if they were a possibility. Clearly anyone who worships God most likely worships an omnipotent reality warping gigagod
What can actually defeat the suggsverse?
Post Jesus destroying the moon
>>151666600Tbh killing death by drowning it in a river is radbut thats just like law/concept manip
>>151666619or death just died to a river
>>151666594Any 10 year old's imagination
>>151666631>death is river levelwoah
>>151666594
>>151665982God's a fraud, simple as
Suggs won the powerscaling culture war. His verse DESERVES a Death Battle.
>>151666028Yeah but it took him 7 days and he had breaks in between.He also seems to have limited control over his creations seeing as he couldn't even keep Eve from biting into that apple.
>>151666702Eve had free will. That's more or less the whole point
>>151666708
>>151666731>giving women free willwas god a better man?
>>151666708Knull looks like Darkrai
Frieren's episode will be 3D
>>151666770Yeah, by definition
>>151666702He just chose to take that long.
>>151666776And she’d fight… who?
Godbros wtf is this?
>>151666802Hal.
>>151666702I'm very sure that's just meant to explain the Sabbath rest day. A lot of mythologies are symbolic like that
>>151666811Frieren is far, far too old for Hal. Even Fern is too old for him.
>>151666810God later trounced iron charioteers for Deborah in the same book but no one ever talks about it for some reason
>>151666802That dragon girl was popular
>>151666843With time travel, nothing is too old for him.
>>151666802Some people on the team like Frieren vs Tiki from Fire Emblem iirc.
>>151666028time and space aren't physical things in the bible. In the bible the earth is the entirety of "space", written as flat, only has some of Asia, North Africa, and Europe (less land in total than the vast expanse that is Sub Saharan Africa), and the sun and moon and stars are tiny objects within its skyso realistically bible god didn't even create 1 scientific-sized planet in 7 days.Hell, many times in the bible they espouse the belief that all land floats on top of a foundation of water from primordial timesPsalm 24:1-2: "The earth is the Lord's, and the fullness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. For he has founded it upon the seas and established it upon the waters".Psalm 136:6: "To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever"So Bible God isn't even Island level, since Islands don't float they go all the way down.
I don't think powerscaling religion is useful for you.
>>151666925You're not bringing up anything revolutionary here and in fact your arguments are quite outdated by centuries. We exist in the year 2025 AD where the largest Christian denomination and institution globally acknowledges the Earth as a planet within a universe and whose clergy has contributed to our modern understanding of astrophysics
There is zero evidence we exist in an infinite universe (assuming christianity is true)
Somehow this thread is more schizo then when he actually had agendas to push, impressive
>>151666997I don't care what the modern Christians say, that's not what the Bible says.
>>151666997You're not being revolutionary by trying to preach your religion on a powerscaling forum
>>151667031>the Bible is Kratos and the lying gay-supporting Pope is Bruno Veloassqueso
>>151666802Rudeus probably
>>151667037Exactly. The Kratos Scholars understand the truth.
Do we live in a multiverse?
>>151667031And the Bible is a subject of hermeneutics
>>151667061all science agrees we live in a Kratosverse
>>151667034I wasn't preaching to Fedorasura, I was TEACHING Fedorasura
God made us in his image, thus I clearly scale to God and am universal+ at a bare minimum
>>151667073kill yourself
Post God destroying a mountain
>>151667082You can't post yourself creating a universe, but you also can't post yourself failing to create a universe...
I knew Yugioh's utilization of Egyptian mythology and history would lead to interesting discussion
Post ANY god from ANY religion/myth destroying a mountain RIGHT NOW.
>>151667112"Nahun 1:5 At the sight of the LORD, mountains and hills tremble and melt; the earth and its people shudder and shake" "The mountains melt like wax before the LORD, before the Lord of all the earth"
>>151667218K-KINGtosbros!
>>151667218>Tremble, not destroy >Statement and no on screen feat
>>151667218stop posting your retarded jew worship idiocy nobody cares and it's not real
>>151667218>mountains melt like waxHow much heat would be needed to do this?
>>151667282>Mountain tremble and MELT>Mountains MELT like waxHe casually melts mountains just by being on earth.
>>151667218I didn’t know God had a wax kink
>>151667285Christ is KING.
>stop posting your retarded jew worship idiocy nobody cares and it's not real
The only KING is KINGtos!
>>151667331Fucking hate this smug little piece of shit
>>151667331I want to rape that thing
>>151667334Kratos is just another extension of the one true God.
>>151663590SEMIFINAL 1 — IZAYOI SAKUYA vs KUMAGAWA MISOGISakuya materializes in a flash of silver light, knives orbiting her like a steel halo.“A warped boy stands between me and victory? Very well.”Kumagawa Misogi waves cheerfully.“Hii~! I’m not strong at all. I always lose. But I’ll try anyway!”Sakuya throws a knife —Kumagawa doesn’t move.The knife stops an inch from his face, bends backward, and drops.Sakuya blinks. “That should have pierced you.”“Oh! Sorry,” Kumagawa apologizes.“I erased the concept of ‘cutting’ for anything that touches me.”Sakuya narrows her eyes. “Then I’ll simply remove you from time.”TOKI WO TOMARE.Time freezes.Sakuya walks calmly toward him… only to stop.Kumagawa is smiling.Moving.Inside stopped time.“That’s not fair,” Sakuya mutters.“Yup!” Kumagawa beams.“Unfair things shouldn’t exist—so I erased the ‘rule’ that says I’m affected by your ability.”Sakuya slashes with her knife—His body splits—then immediately snaps back together.“Also erased the concept of ‘fatal wounds.’ Sorry!”Sakuya’s expression finally cracks.“You… are not reasonable.”Kumagawa steps forward, screw materializing in his hand.“And you’re too perfect. That’s why I have to ruin you a little.”He taps her chest with the screw.ALL FICTION.Sakuya stumbles back, gasping.Her knives vanish like erased chalk lines.Her time-stop fizzles.Even her sense of balance collapses.“What… did… you…”“I made it so,” Kumagawa explains gently,“that you never mastered time manipulation in the first place.”Sakuya falls to one knee, unable to stand straight.He pats her head sympathetically.“Losing is okay, y’know?”Darkness swallows her vision.Winner: Kumagawa Misogi
>>151667218>confirmed mountain busterGod really is the Lord of Lords...>>151667285Shut up, JEW.
TRANime.
>>151667356SEMIFINAL 2 — BROLY vs ESDEATHEsdeath steps onto the battlefield of frozen spires she created moments earlier, frostwind whipping around her.“Ice is absolute. All living things break under it.”A green explosion erupts above her.Broly descends like a meteor, aura crackling with primal fury.“RAAAAAAH!”Esdeath narrows her eyes. “A brute. Very well.”She lifts one hand—ICE STORM.Towering spears of frost burst upward, engulfing Broly in a blizzard meant to crush armies.The storm clears.Broly stands exactly where he was.Unfazed.Esdeath blinks. “Impossible.”Broly roars and charges.Esdeath leap-dodges, skating on her own ice. She slashes his arm with her rapier—tingThe blade snaps.Broly grabs her by the face and slams her into her own ice pillar, shattering it.“YOU… TOO… WEAK!”Esdeath rises, blood on her lip but smiling.“So this is real strength… wonderful.”She raises both hands.“MAHAPADMA!!”Time freezes.Snow freezes midair.Broly freezes mid-roar.Esdeath approaches calmly, drawing a dagger of solid ice.“Even monsters fall when time belongs to me.”She strikes.The dagger shatters against Broly’s cheek.Esdeath’s smile fades.Broly’s eyes move.Inside frozen time.“…What?” Esdeath whispers.Broly’s aura erupts—Time stops cracking like glass—and shatters outward.Broly steps forward, unfrozen, fist rearing back.Esdeath tries to dodge—Too late.The punch detonates like a sun.Esdeath’s body blasts through ten ice pillars, embedding her in the ground. Her armor collapses into shards.She coughs once, smiling through the pain.“I… acknowledge… your power…”Broly towers over her, victorious, roaring to the heavens.Winner: BROLY
>>151667331>this ugly son of a botch is fucking super hot She-Hulk and basically you you are fucking stupid
>>151667373No shit Broly wins. Also the AI wrote him like DBS Broly not DBZ Broly. Fix it.
Super Broly is the better character
>Super Broly is the better character
So TOBA is getting powercrept now, how long until DC does the same thing with the Presence?
>>151667356>>151667373>FINALS : KUMAGAWA MISOGI vs BROLYThe arena trembles under Broly’s arrival, a green inferno exploding outward.His roar shakes the sky itself.“RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”Kumagawa Misogi stands alone at center stage, smiling with that empty politeness that never reaches his eyes.“Ahh, scary! Super scary! But… I lose all the time anyway, so this isn’t so bad.”Broly descends like a living meteor.The shockwave carves a crater around Kumagawa — yet he doesn’t budge.Broly narrows his eyes.“This worm is my opponent? Hah.”Kumagawa cheerfully waves.“Indeed, i am just a loser worm!”Broly charges without warning, blitzing to Kumagawa in a burst of green light.The punch lands.A mountain-shattering hit.A crater erupts beneath Kumagawa, dust flooding the sky—When it clears, Kumagawa is standing exactly where he was.Unharmed.“Huh?” Broly growls.“Sorry,” Kumagawa says, genuinely apologetic,“I erased the concept of damage for attacks aimed at me. For today, your punches can’t hurt me at all.”Broly snarls, powering up further, aura exploding violently.“STUBBORN TWIG! I WILL JUST PUNCH HARDER THEN!”He unleashes a storm of blows — shockwaves tearing the battlefield apart.Kumagawa remains untouched, smiling as the world collapses around him.Broly leaps back, panting with rage, unable to comprehend why nothing works.Kumagawa tilts his head.“You’re amazing, Broly-kun. You’re like a walking natural disaster!”Broly roars, green flames reaching into the clouds.Kumagawa spins a giant screw between his fingers.“But disasters don’t scare me. I’m already… broken.”The air warps.Broly lowers into a stance, power rising.Kumagawa’s smile widens.“Let’s make this unfair.”1/3
>>151667423What that nigga do?
Ngl there is literally no arguement against being anti-atheist, the moment you admit god is not real you expose yourself as a fraud
Atheists are soiReligionCHADS won and are smart gigabased scholars.It's that simple.Anyone who doesn't obey christ or jesus is a seething hateful virgin in spirit and body and is also very ugly
>>151667121But what about all the other Mythologies Yugi scales to?
>>151667487>>151667506God you faggots are so pretentious>This one child who is too autistic to pray is going to hell even tho god made him like this
>>151667517God would just scale above them because God scales above the Egyptian Gods. So the scaling just makes those gods weaker if anything.
CHRISTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>151667462Broly’s aura erupts violently, the ground liquefying under his feet. His muscles swell, veins glowing with emerald light as he ascends into a frenzy of raw, unfiltered Saiyan power.“RAAAAAAH!!”Kumagawa’s hair whips wildly, though his smile never fades.“Uwah~ scary!"Broly launches his fist, the world shakes...The punch hits KumagawaReality distorts, cracking like a shattered mirror…and still Kumagawa stands unharmed“Still no good,” Kumagawa says gently“I already wrote: ‘Broly cannot inflict harm on me’”Broly bellows with frustration, energy flaring even brighter“THEN I’LL DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD!!”He raises his hands, gathering a Galaxy-killing sphere of green energy. The air vibrates with annihilationKumagawa watches it with childlike curiosity.“Scary! but..."He lifts his hand.ALL FICTION.The planet-cracker blast fizzles out instantly, erased from reality like chalk wiped off a board.Broly freezes in shock.Kumagawa shrugs.“I deleted it. Sorry!”Broly trembles—then screams with a fury unlike anything before.His aura SPIRALS upward, ripping open the clouds. The raw primal power of the Legendary Super Saiyan surges back.“YOUR POWERS ARE FOR WEAK MORTALSBROLY IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF!”Broly charges, ripping through the field Kumagawa erased. His fists crackle with energy that shouldn’t exist, power forced into reality by pure rage and instinct.He punches Kumagawa AND KUMAGAWA IS SENT FLYINGFor the first time all tournament, Kumagawa skids across the ground, blood on his lipHe touches it, surprised.“Oh… you hit me. You really hit me.”Broly roars, aura towering like a sun going supernova.Kumagawa grins huge, eyes shining with manic joy.“This is the first time I’ve met someone who can overcome my unfairness through sheer strength alone.”The wind stops.The world trembles.Both prepare everything they have for the final clash2/3
>>151667517Why’d they give Loki such a zesty little waist?
>>151667341She-Hulk...
>>151667533So Horakhty is above Kratos
>>151667519The 3rd commandment.
>>151667553How? They dont every actually fight in universe so we can just assume they are all even in power. God scales above the Egyptian Gods who scale to those other gods. So the one true God is above all of them.
>>151667553Kratos would kill that bitch effortlessly
>>151667539The battlefield is dust and broken sky. Two figures remain:Broly, a burning star of rage and instinct, emerald aura devouring the horizon.Kumagawa, smiling through the blood on his lip, twirling his screw with trembling fingers.“You’re incredible, Broly-kun,” he says, voice quivering with excitement. “No one’s ever broken my rules before. You forced reality to accept your strength… even when I erased it!”Broly growls, eyes glowing white-hot.“I… DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR RULES!!!”He charges.The world seems to scream as he moves, pure force tearing apart the ground.Kumagawa lifts a hand.“All Fiction! I erase your attack!”But Broly keeps coming.The negation field cracks—then SHATTERS.Kumagawa’s eyes widen.“You… OVERPOWERED the erasure…?”Broly grabs him by the throat, lifting him effortlessly.Kumagawa laughs, even as his feet dangle.“You’re… magnificent.”Broly roars, aura erupting upward into a pillar of light that splits the heavens.“DIE!!!!!!!!!!”The blast detonates—a storm of green annihilation that engulfs the arena, the sky, the earth.Kumagawa’s body is completely erased in the explosion—not by All Fiction,not by a trick,but by pure, overwhelming Saiyan force.In the fading seconds of consciousness, Kumagawa smiles softly.“I guess… losing to someone like you… isn’t so bad…”He dissolves into nothing.Broly stands alone, chest heaving, aura slowly dimming. The battlefield glows with green embers as he raises his head and laughs triumphantly at the ruined sky."HAHAHAHAHAHA!"The announcer’s voice echoes across the void:>WINNER OF THE TOURNAMENT: BROLY
>>151667572Spoken like a true tyrant
>>151667601>>151667553>>151667588Obviously.Horakhty is infinite multiversal.Kratos is 9 million universal in DB
>>151667482The One Below All has been written to not be the anger of The One Above All, but rather the effect of Mother of Horrors corrupting TOAA and thereby manifesting TOBA as a result.
>>151667588>>151667601I said that just to fuck with kratosfags.
>>151667553Post Kratos destroying a moon
>>151667618They had to downplay Kratos a lot for the match versus Asura to be fair. Kratos is completely transcendent of infinite multiversal beings like the Primordials or Yggdrasil
>>151667639But do you conceede that Death Battle horakthy shits on Death Battle kratos
>>151667423Didn't they already do that with that Black Hand guy
>>151667622>Hulk upscale via beating Mother of Whores which will inevitably be the conclusionSuperfags are trembling...
>>151667647Death Battle is fanfictionKratos is the truth
>>151667647Depends on if Kratos has Jesus in his heart. "With God all things are possible"Matthew 19:26
>>151667656No actually Mother of Horrors is already dead. The Eldest killed her after she had her spirit broken by imprisonment.Now the Eldest has hijacked the Hulk's body and Banner and Hulk are basically banished to some where in the Hulkscape.Infernal Hulk is where this is happening.
>be on /dbg/>see another "lol cuck" post>same posters as always>start thinking.jpgThe whole cuck joke obsession is basically resentiment in meme form.Nietzsche could have written an aphorism about guys who cope by imagining humiliations that are not even happening to them.People who yell "cuck" at everything are not showing dominance.They are showing they have none.It is slave morality with Wojaks.They never talk about what they build or want or create.They fixate on scenarios where someone else gets humiliated, because that is the closest they ever get to a feeling of power.That is the mindset of the Last Man.Comfortable, bitter, spiritually tiny, blinking and saying "haha that guy is having sex wrong" because they have nothing else going on.Higher type behavior is like:>I am doing my thing, I am becoming who I am, go touch grass.But these dudes choose:>I made up a humiliation fantasy to insult strangers.Pure Last Man energy.Pure resentiment.Pure "I have no will to power so I will borrow someone else's humiliation to pretend I do."tl;drIf "cuck" is your go-to insult, congrats, you have become exactly the creature Nietzsche warned about: the comfy bug-man who thinks sneering counts as strength.
>>151667688KratoSCHOLAR...
What if they do Asura Vs Kratos again but with their mythology counterparts like they did with Hercules Vs. Sun Wukong?
>>151667687What if Hulk was TRAPPED and BETRAYED type of storyline
>Attack Potency: Low Complex Multiverse level (Inconceivably more powerful than before. Is imbued with Hope, the greatest power in the Greek World, far above even the Great Evils, including Fear Zeus, as per Athena's words.] Terrified Athena and was capable of striking her down, the latter of hom had ascended to a higher plane of existence that granted her power and a level of existence beyond everyone else>Speed: Infinite (Managed to defeat the Sisters of Fate, tagging them as well as evading their attacks before they can react, even while fighting both at once. Initially fought on par against Zeus, who is massively swifter than Hermes, who was able to easily outrun Helios' light attacks at close ranges while wounded and battered. Also easily kept up with Hercules, who could also react to and effortlessly block Helios' attacks with ease. Later evenly matched Zeus in combat blow-for-blow in their final battle)>Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (Has re-awakened the power he wielded as a God. Can seal Realm Tears, which are holes in the fabric of reality that threaten the existence of individual realms, with just his raw strength alone, and can contend with the likes of Níðhögg and Garm
>>151667688The 7th commandment. You wont see me going against the one true God.
>>Attack Potency: Low Complex Multiverse level (Inconceivably more powerful than before. Is imbued with Hope, the greatest power in the Greek World, far above even the Great Evils, including Fear Zeus, as per Athena's words.] Terrified Athena and was capable of striking her down, the latter of hom had ascended to a higher plane of existence that granted her power and a level of existence beyond everyone else>>Speed: Infinite (Managed to defeat the Sisters of Fate, tagging them as well as evading their attacks before they can react, even while fighting both at once. Initially fought on par against Zeus, who is massively swifter than Hermes, who was able to easily outrun Helios' light attacks at close ranges while wounded and battered. Also easily kept up with Hercules, who could also react to and effortlessly block Helios' attacks with ease. Later evenly matched Zeus in combat blow-for-blow in their final battle)>>Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (Has re-awakened the power he wielded as a God. Can seal Realm Tears, which are holes in the fabric of reality that threaten the existence of individual realms, with just his raw strength alone, and can contend with the likes of Níðhögg and Garm
So let's see if I understand this correctly...Characters with X amount of dimensions>multiversal characters measured in number of universes?So a 5D character (A character with the power of 5 dimensions) is 5 times infinitely stronger than a multiversal character who's power is measured in the number of universes they can destroy, doesn't matter if the second character has 3000 or 9000000000000005 vingintilliom universes?
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>>151667705Kratos in Greek myth is weird. It literally means 'strength' but in context it refers to the power that the state/authority wields. So Game!Kratos' journey leads him to become anti-kratos but he also establishes a kratocracy.
>>151667735You are overcomplicating yourself.3D - Physical mass4D - Time 5 and above are all speculative but considered infinitely superior to the lower ones.So you destroy all the mass in the universe but not the timeline - 3DDestroy a timeline - 4DDestroy an infinte multiverse - Infinite times 4DIf someone is 5D, they stomp what was stated above and the same applies for 6D, 7D, 8D, etc.
>>151667735No. It is arbitrary and decided for whatever fits the narrative being built.
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But is Yugioh 5Ds?
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO MEA KINGTOS IN A PEAR TREE
>>151667769Time is not a spatial dimension. It would be a temporal dimension in addition to four spatial dimensions
>>151667778... of kings!
>>151667790cope and seethe
>>151667769SpaceBattles debunked this
>>151667793I've become so paranoid and scared of others that this pic scared me
>>151667798who cares what they think
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO METWO KEKOLD HELLSPAWNSAND A KINGTOS IN A PEAR TREE
>cope and seethe
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>>151667827RIP Bill Nye The Science Guy
>>151667810Your favourite verse is a Xeelee victim
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO METHREE LEAGUE NEET PLAYERSTWO KEKOLD HELLSPAWNSAND A KINGTOS CUTTING DOWN A PEAR TREE
New thread>>151667854
>>151667848My favorite verse is this verse and God is above all.
>>151667848I'll do you one better
>>151666289Suggsverse gapes, like an anon said, SCP does it because they have an inferiority complex after all of their wanking still couldn't even reach to the toes of WOD and SRE. Suggs does it because he is assblasted that his waifu ban mido got revealed to be a fraud.
Yes I love getting upset about fan fictions like a woman would. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>151665401I’m glad that joke caught on
>>151667606>>151667539>>151667462Kill yourself listtroon.
