>moving away from the most entertaining part of the filmgood idea. god speed, disney.
>>151660665>moving away from a Hades-centric story>Satan is le good actuallyFucking infuriating. How the fuck is this happening to our society?
>>151660665I'm surprised they're still going forward with it after the disaster that was the live action Snow White.
>>151660665>monkeypaw.jpg
>>151660694Live action Stitch made like a billion.
>>151660690>>Satan is le good actuallyHades isn’t Satan, burgeroid
>>151660665It's because James Woods is persona non grata now and they don't want anyone bringing him up.
>>151660665>another Disney remakeI'm going to kill everyone.
What this translates into is>there will be no villain>Meg will not be in debt with anyone, and will just be a girlboss Herc has to impress>Hydra will be pushed to act 3
>>151660732they're not going to stop until they've done every last cartoon. we've got a long way to go. We haven't even hit live action Frozen yet
>>151660742Zeus or Hera should be the villain. That or they just play everything straight but make it kid friendly.
>>151660742I assume Hades is still in it, it just won't be a 'Maleficent' or 'Cruella' situation.
>>151660665Friendly reminder that this shitshow will be "TikTok influenced", I wouldn’t be surprised if Hades acts like Jared Leto Joker or some shit.
>>151660742the villain will be Herc's toxic masculinity
>>151660690Hades is actually less of an asshole than Zeus, and God too when you think about it
>>151660760Other than the whole kidnapping his wife thing Hades is the most chill major classical god.
>>151660749>We haven't even hit live action Frozen yetThey're already doing Moana, so it's only a matter of time.
>>151660768>"TikTok influenced"
>>151660665>actually have misunderstood villain>move away from itretarded call
>>151660713Shut the fuck up. Did you ever watch Disney's Hercules? He was a Satan stand-in.
>>151660774>>151660779The problem is people assume "God of the Underworld" means Hades is the equivalent of Satan, and he isn't really in the Greek canon. He's closer to Osiris in the Egyptian Pantheon.
>>151660768That fits in with the original animated movie which had Hercules dealing with sponsorship deals and whatnot.
>>151660774No, you're wrong. This meme is just as bad as 'Hades is Satan'. Hades is the lord of everything underground, an evil miser who knows every soul belongs to him eventually. People point to one moment of mercy he gave Orpheus as proof of him being 'not an asshole', but this moment was so out of character to the Greeks that there was a cult of Orpheus dedicated to figuring out what Orpheus did to impress Hades and let him walk out with his wife (under conditions that ultimately favored Hades anyway).All of the Olympian Gods were assholes. The entire point of Greek Paganism was "assholes are in charge of this universe, deal with it".
>>151660799No, I thought you were a retard
>>151660665Fuck this shit.
>>151660818Name one asshole thing he is said to have done that doesn't involve women.
Hades is the reason why Hercules was good.And I doubt Disney is going to go faithful with the real Hercules story with how fucked up it is.
>>151660890like >>151660742 said. It'll just be more girlboss shitZeus will be the villain. not because it's more accurate, but because "fuck you Dad"
>>151660890The disney movie was good on its own anyhow. They should just replace Hades with Poseidon, the real bad boy (and not in a sexy way) of the Greek pantheon. Also Medusa (the roman version where she's just a rape victim) should be his love interest.
>>151660690Enlightenment Ideology despite all tis given us, by its nature rejects centralizing authority and glorifies that which rebels and exalts independence.Ergo in an era where those ideas have formed the bedrock of culture, a centralizing force such as the common understanding of god must be fought against, and so what else can the devil be but hero?
>>151660665>red head>white historythey're gong to blackwash him aren't they
>>151660969He’s blonde
>>151660665>a faithful remakeWhat youre missing anons is this means faithful to the MYTH. Hercules is going to kill Megara and their children and then the rest of the film will chronicle the twelve labors and Herc's redemption. Danny DeVito reappears as Hercules' cousin who enslaves him.
>>151660984>Danny DeVito reappears as Hercules' cousin who enslaves him.Sounds like and episode of picrel.
>>151660878He got Asclepius killed
>>151660969well, he's greek soyeah, the whole cast will be black as night
>>151660665No one wins with live action rehash slop.
>>151660878He hordes all the souls of the dead and gives them objectively shitty afterlives. Even heroes are "rewarded" by having a mildly nice field to sulk in.Death sucks in Greek paganism. It's a core concept.
>>151661054so nothing will change, got it
>>151661067Ok, /int/tard
Hercules will be Turk.Megara will be black and no longer in debt with Hades. Instead she'll be a bounty hunter with a personal grudge against Hades and will join Hercules out of convenience.Phil will be replaced with a human woman hunter because his original character is too masculine (AKA problematic) and because there won't be enough budget to animate his goat legs.Pegasus will have less scenes because animating horses is hard.Hades will have a normal human head because animating fire is too difficult and expensive.The muses will be cut because their designs are too problematic. Her songs will be replaced with commercial pop music and the film will be narrated by Megara.
>>151661091>Hercules will be Turk.Would cause endless shitstorms>Instead she'll be a bounty hunter with a personal grudge against Hades and will join Hercules out of convenienceDoesn’t sound too bad, on paper that’s it.
>>151661091>recontextualize 12 Labors of Hercules as a contest with competing heroine MegI can see it.
>>151660798Hades wasnt misunderstood, he was just completely changed from his original personality by the writers. Not really the same thing
>>151660749>they're not going to stop until they've done every last cartoon.All of them?It would be really fucking funny if they actually did remake it and the Brer characters were photorealistic CGI and Remus and the kid are animated
>>151661240They will. You think they're going to let slip a chance to screech about how evil slavery was.
>>151661256To do that they would have to acknowledge that Song of the South even exists, something modern Disney refuses to do.
>>151661256>*SLOW MINOR KEY ZIPPITY DOO DAH*>THIS SUMMER
>>151661295but this would be a great opportunity to show how evolved they are since then and now they can right the wrongs and who gives a shit if they piss all over the old Disney, that was just a bunch of old white men. It reparations time!
>>151660818I mean it's not a high bar at all, but hades was demonstratably less of a shit than all his brothers just based on the number of rapes alone
>>151661110>competing heroine meg>For some inexplicable reason it's Meg Griffin transposed into the movie while still a cartoon.
>>151660665I don't understand this obsession with Christianity. Isn't it just a lesser religion of a of Asian vassals of the Roman Empire? So why is wypipo going crazy over it?
>>151661453
>>151660665So they couldn’t get James woods.
Yes, but why do you like Christianity? I just can't take it seriously. Which I think is bad, because I just can't spout Christian sayings to believers, even when they need them. I think cartoons are more believable.
>>151660890Didn't Hercules rape some bitches?
Why is Disney trying so hard to normalize satan?
>>151660690>>151660799in the bible Zeus is satan too, any pantheon if you present them as living dieties are going to be demons or agents of satan. Also calm the fucck down the battle is won, we are just awaiting judgement day.
Did Hebe ever show up in the animated series?
>>151661240I just ordered a LD of this from Japan
Christcucks literally struggle to comprehend that other religions aren't just palette-swaps of their own.
>>151660665>live action>when so much of the charm is the over the top expressions of the cartoonsThe fuck is wrong with these people?
>>151660690Hades is not Satan you retarded christcuck
>>151660799And that movie got Hades wrong
>>151662695That movie also turned Hercules into Superman. You want a fucking "accurate" Disney Hercules movie? Just shut the fuck up. Disney Hades is a stand-in for the Christian Satan.
>>151660690>guy who only ever studied one religion, watching his second religious figure: getting a lot of satan vibes from this
>>151662723Christard
>>151662824Have you even fucking watched Disney's Hercules? Zeus is just the Christian god. Hades is Satan. You are looking like a total midwit right now, thinking you've got a 'gotcha' here.
>>151662931Ok how about Poseidon?
>>151660818Orpheus was 100% set up to lose and that was someone that everyone love and felt deserved a favour from the gods.
>>151660665Just a reminder, James Woods has unlimited first refusal rights to playing Hades and he loves the role so much, he'll accept union rates for it. It's why he even does the role in Kingdom Hearts (even for KH3 where he shows up for about a minute)
>>151662952Barely in the movie.
Does this mean they were originally planning to do a movie specifically about hades or that they're planning on replacing hades in a shot for shot remake because they don't want to deal with james woods (but will outwardly say its to better represent greek mythos or some shit)?
>>151661408Hades was only "demonstrably less shit" because his interaction with living mortals was nearly zero. But he was the one who ran Tartarus, Olympus's personal political prison, which meant all the tortures inflicted on figures like Sisyphus were his purview.Again, this meme needs to die. All of the Olympian Gods were trash. Just read the Trojan War myths. They're like bickering high schoolers, and that's what their own worshippers thought of them.
>>151662981It's just animated Hades iirc. Which is why they try to sue him as little as possible these days.
>>151660690>even doe Hades in the actual greek myth is one of the only gods that isn't evil
>>151660742forgot to mention>meg will save Hercules >Hercules will have to reckon with the fact that he is privileged and needs to repent>Hercules will be emasculated at least 2-3 times during the movie>there will be a gay/queer friend who chastises Hercules for some perceived slight or they will show a gay couple on screen for at least 10 awkward seconds.
Where does Disney keep finding the money to produce these retarded remakes that>absolutely no one wanted or asked for>only serve to further dilute their company's shrinking brand>always seem to need >$1 billion in box office returns to turn a profit and consistently fall short of that>are universally reviled as bad imitations of the original by their intended audienceIs the company already financially insolvent and they're just approving these obscenely expensive projects to hide the truth?
>>151661453Did you forget the whole part where they literally took over the Roman Empire, made it the state religion, and it's arguably the last surviving continuation of the Roman state?
>>151660690Blame Wicked
>>151660694Lilo & Sticht came out like two weeks after and hrossed over a bill. Snow White and The Little Mermaid were the outliers sadly, normies eat their remake slop in masse (even HTTYD this year did pretty well).Next up are Moana and Tangled btw.
>>151660780They're propbably expecting for the Frozen quadrilogy to finish. The live-action Moana was similar; it was announced before Moana 2 actually, since that film came together at the last minute since they desperately needed a win at the box-office.
>>151663363>Hercules will have to reckon with the fact that he is privileged and needs to repentIt's gonna be Demigod Hero powers vs plucky mortal heroine non-powers. Meg deserves to be a hero more than Herc.
>>151662651With execs, they're risk averseWith audiences, they'll eat any turd if it's familiar to them
>>151663440They're reportedly making another live-action Lion King too. Mufasa opened low but eventually make a decent profit, it grossed over 700 mill.
>>151663465>plucky mortal heroinethat's not how modern hollywood does things, Meg will be a super god who just needed to believe in her self to destroy the patriarchy
>>151663261>All of the Olympian Gods were trashNah. All the Olympian Gods resembled humans with power and no accountability.
>>151663468What I'm curious about is, are animated movies more costly or the live action shit? Feels like live action eats up huge fucking budgets, especially if the "movie stars" get big contracts.
>>151663512Like I said. Trash.
>>151663536I think they are for a slight edge since Disney's anmated films also clock at 200 mill. budgets regularly, but live-action sees far more return than animation due to audience preference so it's seen as wowrth investing into.
>>151660665We have live action Hercules at home and he rocks.
>>151663586>Hope this one has the decency to fail.I hope so but unless it's pre-release is a PR nightmare like Snow White or Ariel's race-swap I doubt it. Audiences have shown for over a decade they're content eating this shit up.
