What’s a fight your faves lose horribly?
https://youtu.be/7bJtf3Nd_Io?t=3774I was the man who got robbed in this video, and I am a huge Simon Gurren Lagann fan
>S-Samus-sama was too strong...
>>151667873population: Goku
I speak without hyperbole saying last thread was painfully reddit
>>151667881Goku won/lost in Gogeta vs Vegito and Goku beat Superman in the wizard magazine fight that's canon to Death Battle.
>Kratos vs Asura mindbroke Asurafags and turned Kratos into a meme >Yugi vs Ash fraudchecked Pokémon, opened the eyes of normies to Yugioh and made /dbg/ discuss God Kneel
The broly tourney last thread did not get the same hype the haru urara one did.But well, if enough people seem interested, ill make a new one. If not, then we can just discuss something else this waiting period.
>>151667931God posting has been a thing for a while here.
LET'S DUEL, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO I CAN SENSE THAT POWER INSIDE YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO CATACLYSMS WE BOTH SURVIVED THROUGH LET'S BATTLE, YOU KNOW THAT I CHOOSE YOU I CAN SENSE THAT POWER FLOW THROUGH YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO SO SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO
>>151667898Agreed. We need to get back on topic with /dbg/'s favorite subject
Who should fight Morrigan?
Soon....
>>151667854My Wife vs Murder DronesOptimus Prime vs SupermanSenator Armstrong vs Funny ValentineAny AM matchupDoofenshmirtz vs CrockerJudge Holden vs DeathOmega E-123 vs Android 16
>>151667959Bayoor maybe Arcueid, but i prefer Alucard for her
>>151667949Why are most cucks white?
>>151667931When your series is heavily associated with Egyptian mythology that tends to happen
>>151667931The topic of God comes and goes all the time here
>>151667949the life of a simonbro
we must be better duelists....
>>151667985>Ishizu on the right Is Marik the only relevant character who isn't a faggy reincarnation?
>>151667959Rouge the Bat
>be on /dbg/>see another "lol cuck" post>same posters as always>start thinking.jpgThe whole cuck joke obsession is basically resentiment in meme form.Nietzsche could have written an aphorism about guys who cope by imagining humiliations that are not even happening to them.People who yell "cuck" at everything are not showing dominance.They are showing they have none.It is slave morality with Wojaks.They never talk about what they build or want or create.They fixate on scenarios where someone else gets humiliated, because that is the closest they ever get to a feeling of power.That is the mindset of the Last Man.Comfortable, bitter, spiritually tiny, blinking and saying "haha that guy is having sex wrong" because they have nothing else going on.Higher type behavior is like:>I am doing my thing, I am becoming who I am, go touch grass.But these dudes choose:>I made up a humiliation fantasy to insult strangers.Pure Last Man energy.Pure resentiment.Pure "I have no will to power so I will borrow someone else's humiliation to pretend I do."tl;drIf "cuck" is your go-to insult, congrats, you have become exactly the creature Nietzsche warned about: the comfy bug-man who thinks sneering counts as strength.
>>151667949>being a cuck for this literal 0/10 goblinHow pathetic does one have to be?
>>151668024It's okay Simon you already won your match
>>151667985Thanks to the Bible, Egyptian, Babylonian, Persian, Greek and Roman myths are pozzed by Jews and Christian agendas. Only Indian, Japanese, Korean, Chinese and Native American myths aren't pozzed
>>151668024the difference is we're not making it up thoon /dbg/ we only deal in cuck realities
Why did Ashtos posting stop?
>>151667898kikestians make everything they touch reddit and homosexual
>>151668042he has to be a fanboy of Gurren Lagann for starters
>>151668075fraudchecked
>>151668075Kratos lost his meme magic power over /dbg/ because of Listtroon/Yugi's spam drowning him out, nerfing Ash considerably
>>151668096I think you meant GoW, specifically the Norse games.
Bigotry is not a personality, not a philosophy, and not a power move.It is just the digital version of a toddler throwing toys because he skipped nap time.
>>151668123>t.
>when Ochako tells you she won't fuck another BBC while you watch
>open thread>see yet another "cuck bad, Jews bad, BIPOC bad, LGBTQ bad" pileup>same recycled lines from 2016>yawn.wavIt is actually kind of cringe how predictable it all is.People pretend it is edgy or rebellious, but it is basically the philosophical equivalent of microwaving week-old fast food.Hating on cuckoldry, minorities, or LGBTQ folks is not based or subversive.It is just the easiest possible way to feel superior without doing anything.It is a shortcut for people who have zero accomplishments and need a group to punch so they can feel tall.It is pure resentment.Not strength, not rebellion, not counterculture.Just resentment.A tiny frustrations-to-anger pipeline dressed up as internet bravado.You can literally watch the coping mechanism in real time:>I am unhappy>I cannot fix myself>I will blame a random group>I feel strong for ten seconds>cycle repeatsReal rebellion is building something or becoming something.Not yelling the same four talking points that every bored anonymous guy already yelled 10,000 times.If your entire personality is "I hate X group," you are not edgy.You are a background NPC providing free content for archive sites.
>>151668132Literally the most aura out of any pic I've seen
>>151668117no i do not, Kratos had 2 loyal wives and both were virgins and both never so much as looked at other man. Kratos teaches us how to be chads and true men
>>151668137also i am a simonbro
>>151668143>what your mother did before I met her is none of our business
But in reality women will always cheat on you even after making you believe they are as autistic as you and roping your sorry ass into a relationship for 5 months, only to cheat on you and cry afterwards like they are the victimsCuckoldry is the most realistic and natural fetish because ir literally happens in real life all the time, most relationships end with cuckoldry, and pretty much everyone has some experience with it
>>151668139Fr fr buzzin no cap aah Ohio
Kratos, in the Norse games, is a character built on the idea of rejecting the worst parts of his past. His entire arc is about climbing out of the pit of rage, tribal hatred, and blind violence that once defined him. When he looks at Atreus, he sees the future he wants to protect from becoming what he used to be. The whole story is a long struggle to teach his son that cruelty is not strength, that spite is not power, and that blame is not purpose.So if Kratos walked into this board and saw all the casual bigotry, the hostility toward minorities, LGBTQ people, or whoever else is the target of the day, he would recognize it instantly. Not as power, but as a familiar weakness. The same weakness he spent entire eras fighting inside himself.Kratos knows what it is like to lash out because you do not understand something. He knows what it is like to blame groups instead of facing your own pain. He knows what it is like to feel small and angry, then convince yourself you are mighty because you can shout louder than everyone else. This was his old path, and it nearly destroyed him, his family, and entire realms.The Norse games show a Kratos who has learned that true strength is control. It is reflection. It is choosing not to indulge every petty instinct that bubbles up in the heart. When he tells Atreus to "be better," it is not a slogan. It is the most painful lesson he ever learned. It is the lesson carved into him by loss, guilt, and years of realizing that hatred only leads to emptiness.So imagine Kratos looking at anons who spend their time throwing slurs, inventing enemies, or trying to feel superior by targeting vulnerable groups. He would not see warriors. He would not see rebels. He would not see men of conviction. He would see the kind of person he once was: controlled by rage instead of controlling it. Defined by resentment instead of purpose.Cont.
Stop disrespecting women and minorities
>>151668191Kratos would not shout at you. He would not call you names. He would simply say the same thing he said to Atreus, to himself, and to every ghost that haunted him.Be better.Not because it is noble. Not because it is politically correct. Not because the gods demand it.Be better because the alternative is to live chained to the weakest parts of yourself. Kratos knows what that leads to. He crawled out of that abyss so his son would not fall into it. And if he were here, watching this board spit out hate like a reflex, he would recognize how many people are still standing at the edge.In the Norse saga, Kratos finally understands that strength comes from rising above the easy path of anger. The bigotry that fills this place is exactly the kind of easy path he learned to walk away from.He would be disappointed. Not disgusted, not surprised, just disappointed. Because he knows you can be better. And he knows how much it costs to finally learn that lesson.
>>151668139you call that aura?
>>151667936Do it.
>>151668155therein lies the differencewhen Kratos says it, it's because he's a stoic machine of war teaching his son to pursue peace instead, disavowing the fact Atreus' mother was a Warrior who led a righteous crusade against the Gods - tempting Atreus to do the samewhen Simon yells "it's none of my business!", it's because he just watched the love of his life wrestling tongues with his self-proclaimed unrelated "Big Bro" and watch him say he's gonna fuck her that night and so Simon must hurry away and shine that Big Bro's sandals before he gets an ass whupping for being a slow servile cuck who worships his BVLL like a godfunny how they say similar sentences to mean completely different things
>>151668193Don’t worry, I only disrespect wyte w*men, the lowliest of God’s creations.
>>151668169>mfw reading this>tfw someone actually thinks cuckoldry is "natural" because women cheat sometimesDude, this is peak resentiment masquerading as truth.You are literally taking the rare worst-case scenario of a relationship, exaggerating it to the universal, and then calling it “reality.” That is not realism. That is whining dressed up as philosophy.Most relationships do not end with cheating, and most people do not secretly fetishize being humiliated in the way you imagine. You are projecting your own insecurities onto everyone else.Cuckoldry as a “natural” fetish? No. Thinking the world is a personal attack on you and calling it reality? Absolutely. That is the mindset of the Last Man Nietzsche warned about: bitter, small, and obsessed with the failures of others rather than building themselves.Instead of framing women as inherently unfaithful or turning humiliation into a lifestyle brand, maybe try this:>focus on your own growth, your own value, and your own choices>stop letting imagined betrayals dictate your worldview>stop taking anecdotes from the worst people you know as the template for humanityCuckoldry is not natural. Obsessing over imagined betrayal and trying to normalize it as fate? That is. And it is sad.
Cuck BattleIt's like death battle, but instead of comparing power levels, we compare character's kekold aura.
KIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!
WE
MUST
SHART
WORSE
>>151668239>stoic fantasies>cuck delusions
>>151668312not a delusion at all, that's literally the plot of episode 8. Simon is a canon cuck who worships his BVLL.Simon was always a faggot.His new Big Bro Kratos will teach him to be a Better Man.
Ok, a more important question: Does anyone truly takes DB's analisys and verdicts unironically as truth?Besides the faved character winning because of course, does anyone actually accepts the verdicts thinking DB hosts are real geniuses? Or is just shitpost?
>>151668292>>151668297>>151668307>>151668309KI-KINGtos?!
>>151668328>AI fanfictionYou are brown lol.
J-JUST(screaming with an effeminate voice)JUST… WHO THE HELL… DO YOU THINK I AM?!Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the Dekuesque snowflake with something approaching pity.Kratos(somber)I can tell you are insecure because you are a cuck. Stop this fight, there is no need for unnecessary violence.Simon’s Kamina mech charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But The god of hope does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.With deliberate grace, he readies himself, a punch capable of destroy outerverses.Simon lunges.Kratos waits.And when Simon is but a breath away—Kratos turns his Strikes the Mech.The punch shatters Gurren Lagann like glass, impaling Cucky Simon into the ground. The miner freezes mid-air, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His drills, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, Looks down at Simon, as Simon whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving Simon alone because he is a hero that does not kill when deemed unnecessary.Kratos(soft, solemn)You are a monster no longer.Then suddenly Yoko and Nia come out seeing a superior male. Then Simon collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Big Bro Kratos.Kratos kindly allows Simon to watch what he does with the girls.Kratos withdraws with the girls and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.Only stillness.A Hero stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a world of better men.
>>151668337I do and they've never been wrong.
Alright clearly everyone here is boredLooks like it's a job for... INDIA SAAARS!!!Select your characters and I will make them fight each other, except the ones marked with a red X
>>151668351CAAAAAANNNOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
>>151668349>AI le badAI won
>>151668337They do a better job than most at capturing the core essence of why one character beats another, not always, but they do it fairly consistentlyThe calcs and scaling to get there are often completely retarded
>>151668337name a single time they've been wrong
>>151668360Mr Incredible after a gassy 3-bean burrito vs Sonic
>>151668389Kratos vs Asura, they downplayed KINGtos to an extremely disrespectful degree
>>151668360Electric Peashooter vs Broly
>>151668412damn that's true but they needed to give asura a sighting chance even then it was clear there was literally nothing he could do to scratch kratos
>>151668219He's bleeding from his afro.
Sup anons, the 12 Days of /co/mas will start tomorrow (and post the first image on the 13th) so that way the final day falls on Christmas. Rules are Your request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc). You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this". First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can sufficeLet me know if you have any other questions or idk just want the mega to browse. Send requests
>>151668380>They do a better job capturing the core essence of why one character beats another>The calcs and scaling to get there are completely retardedThen why is it valid then? The second sentence looks like invalidating the first one.>>151668389Didn't they got mixed up the power absortion for Android 18? Or didn't they mistook the use of Bonk with shielding body rather than super reflexes? And in other cases like Fall Guys and Among Us they'd need to make up some of the calcs because that shit isn't made for VS battles.
>>151668219So if we ever get a Bobobo matchup does that mean Yugi will be in it
>>151668389I can think of a few times but mainly their most recent one. It was egregious. They need to rematch Ash vs Yugi next season. The sooner the better.Normally I trust Death Battle's judgement on any match up but this one was too farcical. I don't know why they would use such weird scaling with Yugi and most of all I don't know why they equated the Heart of the Cards to Ash's genuine bonds with genuine living beings that were his friends.Yugi sacrificed his monsters a lot and that was a big point of the show so it's just nonsensical that they say that Yugi cares about his cards the way Ash does about his Pokemon. Not to mention the animation was wonky and didn't give Ash the chance he needed to shine. Ash-Greninja killing Atem was a good start but he didn't even get to finish his Golden Water Shuriken; this is the same Greninja that was manhandling MEGA Gardevoir. A CHAMPION's Mega Gardevoir. At an incomplete Ash-Greninja state. Scaling off that alone should put him above anything Yugi could do.Next season they need to redo this. I know it's too soon but this is just too egregious to not correct immediately, and I think the major delays for this episode is proof of them knowing that this was a bad result. They probably had to record new lines to try and justify Yugi's win.
>Solos Capcom
>>151668472
>>151668193Stop equating Women with subhuman browns.
Who should /ourguy/ fight?
>>151668389Probably the time they were so wrong they just redid the episode.
CHADtos taught us all how to be better men
>>151668484I forgot to add my idea for improvements. I have a lot so bear with me. The rematch needs to have the following:Ash-Greninja fighting one of the Egyprian Gods, maybe Winged Dragon, and putting up a good fight or winning.Infernape activating its Blaze ability and catching Yugi by surprise.Ash using Hawlucha to break through Swords of Revealing Light just like how it broke through Trick Room (Seriously how was this not brought up?)Pikachu's 10 Million Volt Thunderbolt doing more damage and NOT being redirected, which it shouldn't even be able to be redirected.Charizard using its iconic Seismic Toss finisher on one of Yugi's monsters like Dark Magician or Dark Magician Girl.Sceptile taking out a God Card like it took out Darkrai.Solgaleo matching Horakthy.Please Death Battle I am begging you to consider it. This is a special case and for such a significant match up it NEEDS to be considered.
>>151668400Metroville’s annual chili cook-off had ended hours ago, but the war inside Mr. Incredible’s intestines was just beginning. He stood in the park, red-faced, belt creaking, when Sonic skidded up chewing a chili dog. “Yo, Bob! Heard you ate the Triple Threat Burrito. Need me to run you to a bathroom?”Mr. Incredible clenched everything. “I’m fine. Totally fine.” A low rumble shook pigeons off statues. Sonic’s quills fluttered like flags in a hurricane. “Dude, that sounded like a Boss warning.” The first cheek-flapper escaped: a twenty-second bass note that peeled paint off a nearby bench. Sonic’s eyes watered instantly.“Bro, that’s chemical warfare!” Mr. Incredible tried to apologize, but the second blast came hotter, wetter, and somehow in Dolby surround. Sonic spun-dashed to escape the green cloud, yet the wind only fanned it faster. He ricocheted off three trees and landed face-first in a trash can.“Gotta go fast. Away from your butt!” Sonic wheezed, but the third wave hit: a silent stealth bomber that smelled like regret and refried despair. Sonic’s legs locked mid-rev, quills drooping like wet spaghetti. He toppled sideways, twitching. Mr. Incredible waddled over, sweating. “You okay, kid?”Sonic lifted one shaky thumb, then passed out with a tiny “blep” tongue hanging out. A final victory toot from Mr. Incredible rattled the trash can lid like a gong.Paramedics arrived wearing hazmat suits. They loaded Sonic onto a stretcher while Mr. Incredible stood proudly, hands on hips, cape fluttering in his own private jet stream.“And that,” he declared to the gathering crowd, “is why they call me Mr. Incredible.” The crowd dispersed at Mach 2 without him even needing to ask.Sonic woke up three towns away, still tasting beans. He has never eaten chili again.
>>151668509canon
>>151668474i dunno, capcom has a lot of characters, kratos.
>>151668518The vast majority of this picture loses to lowballed Kratos
>>151668457>Didn't they got mixed up the power absortion for Android 18?No, she does have that ability, it's just that it comes from Xenoverse which is very strange to include.
Why the fuck does no one respond to my Kratos posting anymore...
>>151668509This made me cum
>>151668457>The second sentence looks like invalidating the first oneNot necessarily. If you fuck up the work on your math problem but still get the right answer, you still got the right answer. For instance Deku is clearly far stronger and faster than Miles to anyone who has eyeballs, but that doesn't mean Deku is faster than light or can destroy islands with his punches
>>151668416That's Plasma Peashooter
>>151668533i think gen and maybe amaturatsu could give kratos a decent fight.
My HERO...and some gay midget I guess.
>>151668502>Ash-Greninja fighting one of the Egyprian Gods, maybe Winged Dragon, and putting up a good fight or winning.bro cant even beat Blast Burn.
>>151668547>that doesn't mean Deku is faster than light or can destroy islands with his punchesPost proof.
>>151668559Now I see why they rarely make Ultraman's mouth move. An emoting mouth with literal lightbulb eyes would be uncanny.
>>151668454pokegirl battle royale (Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, and Chloe)
KRATOSSSS
>You can be a lover or a fighter, whatever you desire>Life is like a runway and you're the designer>Wings of a butterfly, eyes of a tiger>Whatever you want, baby, choose your fighter
What's the biggest thing Deku at his absolute strongest could destroy with a single punch?
>>151668609Nothing cause Kratos sit on him
>>151668609idk maybe the mcdonalds cash register?
>>151668609Islands.
>>151667941As a Pokémon fan I really liked the Ash VS Yugi episode. Great fight, great animation and great representation of Pokémon. For example your post's image showing that moment from the episode, the Pokémon look so cool in that moment. Despite the Pokémon side losing I still liked the episode and mostly agreed with their reasoning for Ash and his Pokémon losing. In fact Ash VS Yugi, is really so much of what Pokémon VS Digimon should have been, the Pokémon VS Digimon episode had so many issues yet many of those issues were addressed in Ash VS Yugi.>>151668389Pokémon VS Digimon. But I see Digimon shills constantly bring it up on /vp/ embarrassingly often. Maybe we could get a redo of that episode's matchup or another Pokémon VS Digimon matchup.
In the pokemon universe 10 year olds are almost adults, some of them can go battle gyms, become a gym leader, hell they can literally become elite 4 champions while battling with pokemon gods unauthorized.But is underaged sex wildly a thing in the pokemon universe ?Keep in mind, that according to the lore there were huge pokemon wars that obliterated the human demography in the pokemon universe, hence the lack people in some regions.But also, that has also influenced shaped the life of humans youth with 10 year olds being conditionned to make money off of battling which means going outside, which also means being fully exposed to sexuality.You think girls like May birch , Hilda, Rosa or even Elaine would go outside without even having thought of whoring out to a Guy in the tall grass when they were 12-14 ?I'm sure prolly most girl trainers had their first Dick at 12 by some dude they met randomly or had to pay their battle loss in some way had they had no money.Hell, i was very perverted at 12 but in the pokemon universe i would've been an absolute brat slayer with the "battle debt" law.But that also begs another question, are male trainers lonelier than irl ? Are young 13 y/o trainer incels getting ntr'd ? Or do they also have chances or can brush it off by banging their loppunies anyways ?That was my societal analysis on primage age youth sex in the pokemon universe.What are /dbg/ thoughts on this subject ?
>>151668328Well Kratos is dead
>>151668628I'm cool with Charizard going to 0-4 club if they want to rerun the episode.Make him fight Blue Eyes too so it can go 0-5
>>151668547Deku is FTL though, with Gearshift.FTL is nothing special in Boku no Hero, even fodder like Tooru can react to light
>>151668568That Blast Burn? Omniversal level
>>151668628I think the fight was okay but it just had a weird weightlessness to it that's hard to describe. Probably the fact Gandora/Slifer and G-Max Gengar sort of took out everyone with kind of flimsy attacks with bad sound design and a lot of the Yugioh models didn't look greatIf anything I think the analyses were by far the best part of the episode
>>151668389What like in general or recent stuff? Kratosura and Omnidock. Arguably Hulkzilla (I dont see Hulk getting back into the fight quick enough for it to not count as a loss by DB rules, but Banner coming up with a solution later would be on brand)General obviously you got the shill shit like Tifa VS Yang and starter season stuff
>>151668639I'm going to laugh hard if they do Rathalos vs Jobberzard and Rath wins. 100% rooting for Rath in that fight too, the Stories 3 feats could maybe get him the win
>>151668628Only animation that looked off was the first bit where Pikachu attacked Dark Magician.
>>151668609A mountain
>>151668416The battlefield was a scorched plain, silent except for the soft hum of charged energy. Plasma Peashooter hopped forward, leaves shaking, eye narrowed in determination. Broly descended from above like a meteor, green aura roaring around him.The little plant fired first. A bright plasma pea streaked upward and detonated against Broly’s chest in a burst of electric blue. Broly stopped mid-air, looking mildly surprised, then grinned.“A tiny creature with power,” he muttered. “Good.”Plasma Peashooter planted its roots, body glowing, and unleashed a rapid volley. Each shot cracked like a rifle blast, lighting the field. Broly swatted aside several, but a few struck his arms and face, sending sparks across his aura. He dropped to the ground and rushed forward.The plant fired a charged shot. Broly caught it in his palm, but it burned, sizzling against his skin before exploding and forcing him back a step. Enraged, he slammed his foot into the earth and burst forward again with a shockwave.Plasma Peashooter skidded back from the blast, leaves trembling, then began overcharging. Its body glowed white-blue, sparks jumping between its leaves. Broly recognized the threat too late. The plant fired a massive plasma sphere that hit him square in the chest and detonated like a miniature sun, swallowing the horizon in light.When the dust cleared, Broly stood, smoking, furious.He powered up. His aura flared green. The ground cracked. The sky warped.He charged, blitzing faster than the plant could aim. Broly grabbed it, launched skyward, and hammered it into the earth with a seismic punch. The impact crater spread for miles.The plasma glow flickered, then went out.Broly exhaled heavily, victorious.
>>151668628Pokemon was never beating Digimon without Digimon getting handicapped. Which is why they had to placate pokefags by having a final poke evolution barely eat the equivalent of a kid/teen digimon
>>151668626What kind of an island?
>>151668714A big one
>>151668629Idk about all that but if having sex with a wizard polymorphed into a bear isn't beastiality then having sex with a wizard polymorphed into a child isn't child abuse.
>>151668686We need more Charizard losses so I hope you're right.
>DMG COME BACK>YOU CAN BLAME IT>ALL>ON>ME
>>151668696That’s him killing a telekinetic who was creating a flying hollow battleship with his alchemy quirk. The same happened earlier with the golems when he was knocked out.
>>151668547Except you are trying to explain something inherently impossible to attain from an empirical standpoint.Since all the numbers are inferences because you are guessing rather than gathering objective data then the argument cannot be considered absolute.What you have is trying to build calcs to validate an outcome, not the other way around it. Plus fiction is filled with q lot of jack that is inherently build to not work like real life...and no, is not the fire powers or telekinesis, is the elipse, the dramatic tension and even the camera angle.In exact sciences it usually works because well...we are kinda working with real life objects that are testable. Fiction? Is essentially building a system from scratch with lent rules.
>>151668626All for One is comparable to him in strength. Why didn’t Shiggy just punch Japan then? Why did it take a quirk awakening for Shiggy to even destroy a city block then?
>>151668702MF DOOM vs I-Noand I-No gets BLACKED
>>151668749Can you do one where Usagi fucks Goku with her futa cock?
>>151668696I had a seizure watching this and I don't understand what happened
>>151668628Red vs Tai isn't wrong per se but Death Battle's ruleset that only takes a character's strongest form into account heavily benefits Digimon.
>>151668761Because Shaggy's from Scooby-Doo, you fucking retard.
>>151668722usually it's druids who shapeshift into bears
>>151668742>COME HERE, BITCH.
>>151668779Kratos can shapeshift into a bear.
>>151668709The Pokémon VS Digimon episode heavily misrepresented Pokémon. In the Pokémon VS Digimon episode, it was the Pokémon side that was heavily handicapped to make the Digimon side win, there's many ways the Pokémon side could have won in that episode.>>151668770Augumon didn't start the fight as Wargreymon.
>>151668770Part of the issue is that 'character speedblitzes before they get to the final form' would make for dogshit entertainment and it's really difficult to say that's why a character wins while also NOT showing it in the animation.It doesn't matter for most fights but it does mean the ones where it does are going to be subject to heavier interpretation than others
>BRING ME MUSHU!>BRING ME ERAGON!>BRING ME TOOTHLESS!>BRING ME SPYRO!>BRING ME SMAUG!>BRING ME BABY DRAGON!>BRING ME AGUMON BUT HE CAN ONLY STAY AS AGUMON!>GIVE ME MY PITY WIN NOW!
>>151668762MF DOOM stepped onto the dim stage-like battlefield, metal mask glinting under neon haze. Across from him floated I-No, guitar humming with wicked anticipation, a grin sharp enough to cut sound itself.DOOM tapped the mic in his hand.“Villain on the scene, hat low, mask gleam,Bout to fold a witch who thinks chaos is supreme.”I-No strummed a chord that split the ground. A wave of distorted sound shot toward him. DOOM sidestepped with calm rhythm, coat fluttering, and answered with a burst of sonic energy from the mic, his rhymes shaping the shockwave.“Your noise too sloppy, mine crafted clean,You swing that axe wild, I conduct the whole scene.”I-No dove, guitar spinning, firing crimson projectiles that curved unpredictably. DOOM deflected them with rhythmic blasts, each bar forming a shield of pulsing beat. She crashed in close, flipping her guitar downward like a guillotine. DOOM blocked with one arm, boots sliding, metal mask inches from her smirk.She kicked him back and unleashed Megalomania. A storm of illusionary copies surrounded him, charging in. DOOM planted himself, breath steady.“Copies all around me, but none got the flavor,Villain cuts the fakes out, lyrical lifesaver.”His rap turned into force. Each verse detonated outward, breaking the illusions and staggering I-No. She snarled, rose into the air, and unleashed her full power, bending music into a screaming hurricane.DOOM walked through it, unshaken, voice gaining weight.“Try to drown me in noise, but I ride above,Mask stays on tight, no fear, no love.You a temp in the cosmos, I’m the permanent tune,Bow down, witch lady, DOOM’s eclipsing your moon.”The final bar hit like a collapsing star. The hurricane shattered. I-No was slammed from the sky, crashing into the cracked stage floor. Her guitar fizzled out, unable to rise.DOOM stood over her, adjusting his mask.“Villain wins. End of the track.”
If they're not slaves why do they eat on the floor, why are they kept in little balls that canonically weaken them?
>>151668779The spell Polymorph is available to most spellcasters but druids use wildshape which let's them turn into animals as a class feature.
>Yugi vs. Ash reached 1.6M views.Yeah, they are definitely doing Jaden next.
>>151668860Kaiba would get more views.
>>151668851They actively seek out the trainer so that they can live that kind of life
Ash has only one use left.
>>151668849Then MF DOOM pulled out his BBC and slid it under her skirt and she started moaning as he railed her ass with his BBC
Who the fuck are those ones on the right?>>151668351Sorry Kratos, but Yoko is taken. By me.
>>151668883favorite yugioh monster and pokemon?
>>151668899Yubel of course!
>>151668502So is this from reddit?
>>151668899Why, Mystic Mine and Tinkaton of course!
>>151668882I don’t get it, zesty Ash though (on both accounts)
Give me characters
>>151668959Seto Kaiba
>>151668959Radahn, Consort of Miquella
>>151668959Gwen Tennyson OS
>>151668949same guy behind the TEACHing copypasta
>>151668959Robert FreemanKamille Bidan (during coma) on a wheelchair pushed around by Fa YuiryTakeshi Hongo prior to his transformationMegpoid GUMI
>>151668959Mega Starmie with Giga Impact/Liquidation/Zen Headbutt/Thunderbolt
>>151668959u/Tolejo_Star
>>151668973No way, fr? That's crazy.How could you have two mellodramatic nonsensical rants like that in one year?
You know what Yugi, you're right. You got me. 0-1. And it was a damn good fight too, I'll give you thatBut do you think I really care?Yugi, I think you've misunderstood something. I'm the protagonist of the best selling franchise. I don't follow you, you follow ME. My goal for over 25 years has been to get stronger. But you? Even with 0-1 you're still stuck on being obsessed with making more money than me. But deep down you know. You will never surpass me.You will always be the butt of jokes. When someone needs to get his girlfriend stolen it's always you isn't it? You gave up, cried, and died to Zorc, I transcended and defeated Leon.You got your ass kicked by Marik at your full power. I had a nerfed Pikachu against Snivy.You got destroyed by Kaiba. I put up a good fight against Gary.DB? I pitied you Yugi. That was the only reason I didn't use the Creation Trio and obliterate you. But you, in all your pride and ignorance, had to go and kill a bunch of innocent Pokemon and fuck shit up for everyone just to "settle the score" with me, and THAT'S what pisses me off the most.You're pathetic Yugi. You've never had a successful manga, you've never been anyone of any importance in GX, 5D, hell even the fanfics LIKE Duel Links. Nope, you can't do anything, even your Time Wizard was proven useless the very same novel it was introduced. And while you were getting beaten by Magic the Gathering? I laughed.This is all you are Yugi. A sad little man who's entire mental state hinges on a decade old rivalry that I've long since forgotten about. Digimon can make good RPGs, Medabots is an insane evil version of me, Palworld pushed me to my absolute limits, and Yokai Watch was the fight of a lifetime.But you? Heh, well if I ever need an accountant to tally up the score, I guess I know the perfect man for the JOB.
>>151668959The Naljian Destructor from Ben 10: Alien Force. I'd be cool to see who it fights.
>>151668959Aquaman
>>151668959Bobobo
>>151668959Andrew Jackson
>>151668959Jiren
>>151668959Yubel
>>151668256Post characters with the lowest cuck aura >impossible to cuck, his gf is a yandere and their souls are merged
>>151668959TOXIC CHOMPER
>>151668767>Jobbed against low tier epilepsy inducing powers You wouldn't survive Deku at his strongest
>>151669028
>>151668981Only one>>151668990No lolcows/nobodies, the AI wouldn't get it
>>151668959Dwayne "the cock" johnson
>>151669051Bowser Fart
>>151669051Ahri
>>151668959Lightening McQueen
>>151668959Charlie Kirk
>>151668959Santa Claus himself
>>151669051Swap Robert for Kamille then.
>>151669059League of Legends?
>>151669051Nazeem from Skyrim
>>151669079Yeah, the fox girl
>>151667854>TQNone, because I purposely push fights where my favourite character wins.
>>151669040Is this real??
>>151668994CHADtoshi would never say this. He is a true hero.
>>151669090
>>151669067>>151669073>>151669089Queued for next Tournament
>>151669028I'd say Jotaro but he eventually got married and had Jolyne >no interest in women at all and the only Jojo with no love interest >all he cares about is the mafia and eventually became the Don like he always wanted
>>151668019He’s the only one that probably wasn’t chosen by a millennium item, he just grabbed it and it turned his schizophrenia into a guy.
>>151669117Unf.
>>151669040The brief moment where it looks Deku is blitzing blue man so fast he doesn't even register the dozens of punches it takes to do one individual strike is cool then it turns into a gay light show with cubes everywhere that ruins everything
>>151669118Seto Kaiba stood on an empty desert highway, coat snapping in the wind, Duel Disk glowing. Far down the road came a rising engine roar. Lightning McQueen burst into view in a streak of red paint and confidence.“Ka-chow. You the guy blocking my track?” Lightning asked, revving.Kaiba smirked. “I do not race toys. I dominate them. Duel Disk on. Let’s see if speed can outrun monstrosity.”Lightning accelerated, circling Kaiba in a red blur. Kaiba slammed a card onto the disk. Blue-Eyes White Dragon erupted from the ground, wings unfurling with a deafening cry. Lightning skidded in shock.“Woah, buddy, no one said anything about giant dragons!”Blue-Eyes blasted a beam at the track, erupting asphalt with a flash. Lightning swerved, engine screaming, tires barely gripping the broken pavement. Kaiba pointed forward.“Blue-Eyes, pin him down.”Lightning charged directly at the dragon, weaving between blasts like a pro racer dodging debris on a tight turn.“You ain’t the only one with tricks!” Lightning shouted, activating turbo. He shot up a tilted slab of pavement, ricocheting into a drifting arc that sent dust blinding Blue-Eyes for a moment.Kaiba narrowed his eyes. “Impressive. But predictable.”He summoned a second Blue-Eyes. The twin dragons surrounded Lightning with blinding blasts that boxed him in. Lightning tried to accelerate through the smoke, but the shockwave flipped him onto his side, wheels spinning helplessly.Kaiba walked toward the overturned racer, coat flowing.“This is the difference between horsepower and true power. Victory goes to Seto Kaiba.”Lightning groaned, headlights flickering. “Aw man. I definitely did not win that race.”Kaiba stepped away as the dragons dissolved into light, completely satisfied.
>>151668805Atreus.
>>151669157>I do not race toys. I dominate themWhat did the AI mean by this?
What are the odds that they actually do Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 next year?
>>151669173Post-kickstarter has been filled with runbacks and revenge fights so its very likely. Shadow will probably win because so many Shadowfags cried foul over "Black Doom couldn't mind control Shadow!"
>>151669167Kaiba is a bit of a freak
>>151669118Jiren is fucked.
>>151669199Why do you think they call it Bad Dragon? Their blue eyes ultimate toy has a head for three holes!
>>151668256Anyone trying to wife up Pyra is a cuck. If you claim ownership of the village bicycle you just look like an ass and everyone else will still ride it anyway.
>>151669167Kaiba is such an autist that he doesn't see anything wrong with that statement
>>151669157Andrew Jackson rode into the dusty frontier clearing, eyes sharp, posture rigid, sabre at his side. In front of him stood Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, afro shining like a golden sun, nose hairs already twitching with chaotic purpose.Jackson pointed his blade. “Sir, I will not be intimidated by… whatever manner of creature you are. Prepare yourself.”Bobobo struck a dramatic pose. “Prepare yourself? Oh no, fancy president man, YOU prepare for the **Fist of the Nose Hair**!” His hairs shot forward like whips.Jackson leapt aside with battlefield precision honed from duels and wars. “I have faced cannon fire and survived. I will not be undone by nasal nonsense!”He fired a flintlock shot; Bobobo casually deflected it with a rubber duck that appeared from nowhere. “Nice try, General Sassypants!”Jackson charged, swinging his sabre with ferocity. Bobobo dodged with dance moves that made no sense to physics. The sword slashed only air as Bobobo spun, flipped, and suddenly wore a full colonial outfit.“Behold, Jackson! I, too, am a founding father of FABULOUS!”Jackson recoiled. “What madness… is this?”Bobobo answered with a flying tackle assisted by a giant sentient meatball that materialized midair. Jackson braced, shouting, “For the Republic!” but the impact launched him through a dusty barn wall.Coughing, battered, he rose again. “You… will not… break my resolve…”Bobobo gave a solemn nod. “Respect. But resolve is no match for ultimate BBC.”He unleashed the Super Fist of the Nose Hair Final Symphony. The attack erupted into a swirling tornado of nose hairs, exploding sound effects, and a gospel choir for no apparent reason. Jackson was lifted, spun, and slammed into the earth so hard the ground printed his silhouette.He did not rise.Bobobo dusted his hands. “Justice has been served...”
>>151668959Mega Man
>>151669205I thought it was "the clear" not "the blue".
>>151669173Who the fuck even cares at this point? Yugi just exposed Pokémon as a fraud verse and Shadow is easily beyond MewtwoThey should give us a more interesting fight like Shadow vs Vegeta or Mewtwo vs Mob if both characters are coming back.
>>151669110Not only is real but also Canon If your hero suffers from Photosensitivity Deku would no diff them with seizures
>>151669240>Shadow vs VegetaThey've already done it and it sucks.
>>151668959Lyn Fire Emblem
>>151669205>Aquaman controls blood nowThis feels like a step back from the seizure telepathy Morrison gave him.>>151669236It was, DC KO writers are such hax they can't even look up their own shit.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151669214>This Blue Eyes White Dragon doll is not nearly tight enough, and it fell apart only after ten thrusts.>Tell our sex toy division that they are all fired. If they can't produce a Blue Eyes that can handle my sheer desire, then what good are they?
>>151669240>What's the point?Ben and Chad hate Pokemon and love Sonic. This has always been evident.
>>151669253Not with DBS Vegeta or Doom Shadow.
>>151669254It already started lil bro
>>151669269So it's just even more of a stomp.
>>151668819That is a very good point. In regards to that idea with the Pokémon VS Digimon episode. They understandably wanted Mega Charizard X VS Wargreymon Charizard could have easily defeated Agumon, but would find defeating the higher stage Digimon more difficult. They could have Charizard cause Wargreymon to De-Digivolve and then go for the easy kill.>>151668851>why do they eat on the floor,Some don't. Some just like it, some it makes more sense that way.>why are they kept in little ballsPokémon generally seek out humans to be their Trainer. Poke Balls are comfortable for Pokémon and Pokémon can exit their ball whenever they want.>canonically weaken them????>>151669221I honestly wouldn't even surprised over Ash's Oshawott feeling this way over a Duel Monster.>>151669240>Yugi just exposed Pokémon as a fraud verseWhat do you mean?
>>151669205Aquaman will never be cool
Nooo Chadtos Nooo Noooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>151669268>love SonicIgnoring that Sonic is the biggest jobberverse in this show. Only Tails, Amy and Archie Silver haven't gotten jobbed meanwhile Sonic, Archie Sonic, Eggman (0-2), Metal Sonic (1-2), Shadow (1-2) and Knuckles all ate shit.
when?
>Dragonkeks humiliated themselves again on Twitter KEKAROOOO
>>151667936>>151668360>>151668509>>151668702>>151668849>>151668959>>151669051Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669308The fact that they even got that many matchups at all is favoritism
>>151669291>What do you mean?Every verse is considered "fraud checked" if it loses, thus is the logic of battle board autists.
>>151669325What did they do this time?
>>151669268>waaaaahhh they hate pokemon!We're back to this phase again?
NOOOO KRATOS NOOO SAAAR KRATOS DO NOT GAPE ME DO NOT REDEEM THE GAPING SAAAAAAAARR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151669118>>151669157>>151669230Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669230Huge Power Mega Starmie materialized on the battlefield in a burst of prismatic light, its core burning bright red. Across the ruined garden arena, the Toxic Chomper slithered out of a cloud of fumes, drooling corrosive sludge and growling low.The air hissed. Toxic spores drifted toward Mega Starmie. The core flashed, and Starmie darted sideways with impossible speed, skimming inches above the ground. It answered with Thunderbolt, a column of crackling electricity striking the Chomper square in the back. The monster screeched, steaming but unfazed, and burrowed underground.Mega Starmie spun in place, anticipating. The ground erupted beneath it as Chomper lunged upward with a toxic bite. The hit grazed Starmie’s side, sizzling its surface. Starmie retaliated instantly with Zen Headbutt, spiraling into a psychic-coated strike that launched the Chomper end over end.Toxic Chomper landed hard, but its fumes thickened. It spat a toxic glob that splashed across Mega Starmie, burning through layers of its shell. Starmie’s core flickered, then surged with Huge Power’s boost. It blasted forward and unleashed Liquidation, the force of a collapsing wave smashing the Chomper into a stone barrier.Groaning, oozing sludge, Chomper still tried to regenerate, trying to lunge one more time.Mega Starmie’s core flared. It aligned all limbs.Giga Impact.The star-shaped titan shot across the field like a meteor, colliding with such force that the toxic fumes blew apart in a shockwave. The Chomper was crushed into the dirt, its body flattened, its glow fading as the last of its venom evaporated.Mega Starmie staggered from the recoil, but remained upright, core steady.
>>151669328Then they must love Pokémon too since they gave it loads of matchups.
>>151669329Correct. Only on the cuspid of the battlefield can we unmask the truth and separate it from false prophets. Then, we will finally achieve TRVE gnosis
People say DB hates Pokémon but no one ever talks about how Street Fighter used to get paraded around to job against Mortal Kombat constantly like a retired boxer.
Striker Ace episode whenhttps://youtu.be/RQj_W6-0dY8?si=kTi8ssw1Sl13tNxx
>>151667959Dizzy from Guilty Gear.
>>151669370Nobody cares about SF outside of gooning to Chunners and Cammy.
>>151669329I consider Ash pretty fraud checked considering all of the statements about him were incredibly disingenuous and didn't happen.
Speaking of fraud checks when is he gonna fraud check OFF?
>>151669236>>151669256It's from the current Aquaman run. The clear is earthbound while the blue is multiversal.
>>151669256Considering he could literally give the presence a minor seizure, yes that was better
>>151669351NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHOMPER IS A PLANT TYPE HE HAD THE TYPE ADVANTAGEEEEEEEE
>>151669320
>>151669397>grass poisonJOBS to psychic attacks
Is pvz a fraudulent verse?
What's next for the Silver Surfer?
>>151669325Context?
>>151669397>TOXIC Chomper>Surviving STAB Zen Headbutt from 100 base attack huge power
>>151669353Even ignoring that Pokemon is the much older and more famous franchise, and that the different Pokemon like Pikachu and Mewtwo are vastly different to eachother (as opposed to, say, Sonic Blue and Sonic Red and Sonic but black and red)Pokemon has only had 8 matchups. Sonic has had 16 matchups. And multiple of those are rematches or even just Archie versions. Like damn even Mario only has 10.
>>151669401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxguh, how do you not know of the super popular Mummies Alive show????
>>151669388Never let Ashfags live it down >NO TRUST ME BRO, HE SCALES TO THE CREATION TRIO, HE BEAT CYNTHIA >HIS AURA WILL PROTECT HIM>GENGAR WILL PROTECT HIM FROM THE HAX >SOLGALEO WILL CARRY, MUH ULTRA SPACE >CHARIZARD WILL BREED DMG WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER And Yugi proceeded to kill him with own Pikachu as that was the least embarrassing defeat he could receive.
>>151669422getting TAUGHT by KINGtos
>>151669418Only if your a contrarian tranny, PvZCHADs are Gnomeversal
>>151669308Look at the Sonic record more closely.It starts with Mario and Luigi losing to Sonic and Tails. Shadow vs Mewtwo was a filler fight the animator quit halfway through. Ben and Chad are pleased. Sonic and Tails crushed their classic rivals and the Edgehog was humiliated.Then so many people bitch that they're forced to run back Sonic vs Mario. They can't say Sonic > Mario anymore, and Knuckles vs DK is forced to go the way they expect. Because they cucked to Mariofags, Sonic is now a loser-verse, and they know that. So they can at least have I win, they set Amy up against Ramona Flowers in a fight so out of left field the Scott Pilgrim writer responded on twitter with "What?"But Ben has an ace up his sleeve: Archie comics. He loved them. He collected them. He brought out his polybagged collection on the podcast. They have Archie Sonic set up to slaughter Wally West Flash, and he would've been the first to kill a DC herald if Swan didn't pull the "Wally absorbs energy from another reality" feat out of his ass at the last minute and earn Ben's eternal ire. Archie Sonic's pride is restored by slapping down Xenoverse Trunks with Silver in a fight so forced they had to invent Silver's Archie super form out of guidebook lines.Shadow will win the Mewtwo fight. If Ben has to, he will bring out Archie Shadow.
>>151669430for me, it's >"nuhhh hoopa will summon all <all these legendary pogeymons> for him">"but regigas scaling tho!"
>>151669426What is it about Sonic that attracts so much VS autism? Most of the characters don't even do anything and are carried by chainscaling from Sonic himself who is an anti-feat merchant.
>>151669393He's fighting Hawkman. There's no reason the seizure stuff wouldn't have worked. They just didn't read that far back in his comics.
>>151669391That's retarded. Moore wrote the Green to cover the entire universe. Swamp Thing was making himself bodies on alien planets. There's no reason to make a tiny baby-parliament of fish Earth and a larger one for the universe.
>>151669447You forgot Eggman getting meme'd on twice by Dr. Wily and Bowser and Metal Sonic getting fed to Zero.
>>151669351Fa Yuiry pushed Kamille Bidan forward. His eyes were half-open, unfocused, drifting in a world far from the present… yet some fragment of Newtype instinct still flickered.Across the field, The Rock strode in with full showmanship, cracking his neck and raising an eyebrow. “So let me get this straight. You brought a guy in a coma… to fight me? Really?”Fa tightened her grip on the handles. “Kamille isn’t helpless. And I won’t let anyone underestimate him.”The Rock pointed at them. “Alright then. Just know that The Rock doesn’t hold back.”He charged, steps booming. Fa pushed the wheelchair aside at the last moment, rolling Kamille out of the path of a crushing clothesline. She swung the chair around and shouted, “Kamille, please! Wake up!”Kamille’s eyes flickered. A faint psychic wave rippled around him, like a pulse from a distant star. The Rock felt it and stumbled for half a second. “What was that?”Fa seized the moment and shoved the chair forward. Kamille’s limp arm lifted slightly, guided more by instinct than consciousness. A Newtype pressure spike surged.The Rock froze mid-step, gripping his head. “What… is this? Some kind of mind game?”Kamille whispered, barely audible, “People… hurt… too much…”The Rock tried to shake it off and went for a spinebuster. As he rushed in, psychic force burst from Kamille’s body, an invisible shockwave that threw him backward like he’d been hit by a mobile suit’s thrusters.Fa pushed forward again, guiding Kamille’s aura like a spearpoint.Kamille’s eyes opened fully for a single second, distant and sorrowful. “Stop fighting…”The Rock collapsed to one knee, overwhelmed by the crushing emotional weight of Kamille’s Newtype pressure. He gasped, unable to move, pinned by raw psychic force.Fa rolled Kamille past him as The Rock fell flat on the ground, unconscious.
>>151669456>What is it about Sonic that attracts so much VS autism?Negro fanbase.
>>151669456White fanbase
>>151669482Moore also wrote Swamp Thing getting raped by a robot planet.
>>151669447>tldrSonic built it's wins off raping Mario, but they were forced to flip Marioverse vs Sonicverse and that put Sonic in the hole. They've been forcing matches to keep up Sonic's w/l rate (which is why so many Sonic matches are weird like Ramona vs Amy and Ryuko vs Shadow).>>151669489They don't mind Sonic villains losing because they're villains.
>>151669329I mean Ash's best shot was them misinterpreting Solgaleo as a universe level sun god, when it's literally not. It gets no diff'd by weakened Necrozma in Ultra Sun and it's not even a unique entity, the one you ride around on post-game is one you're borrowing from the Ultra Recon Squad, it's not actually nebbie. Nothing indicates it's a god at all, it and Lunala are just members of a species.
>>151669456Negro twitter tranny fanbase
>>151669499LMFAO!
>>151669447>Archie Sonic's pride is restored by slapping down Xenoverse Trunks with Silver in a fight so forced they had to invent Silver's Archie super form out of guidebook lines.Don't forget that they somehow coped that Silver can resist the keyblade and not instantly die to it and Trunks would pull fodder like GT Goku and Pan and not SSJ4 Gogeta or UI Goku. Fuck Archiefags man. Bloated ass verse which still needs upscales to take a Win.
>>151669391That's kinda weird cause the green and the red were already multiversal
>>151669453>regigas scaling>ash scales to arceus because>he fought the regis>who fought regigas>who fought arceus in legend
>>151668454Sora (Kingdom Hearts) vs Jonesy (Fortnite)
>>151669456Autistic tranny incestuous white fanbase
>>151669508Yeah and it's a great issue, what of it?
>>151669533Does The White control the world's semen?
>>151669509>They've been forcing matches to keep up Sonic's w/l rate (which is why so many Sonic matches are weird like Ramona vs Amy and Ryuko vs Shadow).The only worthwhile fights for both of them are against Lady Thor and Vegeta. Anything else is a waste of our time.
>>151669549The White don’t soap dey chikin
>>151669526Archie Sonic came within an ant's dick of killing Wally and taking Simon's place. He was so wanked and overtuned. He nearly got R>F off gags. That one single feat of Wally converting alien energy from another reality saved his ass.
>>151669520>>151669504>>151669507>>151669543>t. Jeet
Bring me Homelander
>>151669567baka
>>151669430You're missing the most obvious one>1v1 FIST FIGHT!The one they were desperately relying on even before the episode was announced, death battle shut it down instantly and had relevance to the battle at all
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>151669499Gwen Tennyson (OS, pre-mana) stood in the crumbling castle hall, clutching her backpack straps and glaring stubbornly ahead. “Okay, Ben sends me to check things out, and of course it’s a giant smelly turtle. Great.”Bowser stomped out from behind a broken pillar, smoke curling from his mouth. Then he let out a thunderous, echoing fart that blasted dust off the walls. Gwen gagged immediately.“Oh, that is vile. Do you even *bathe*?”Bowser roared and charged, unleashing another horrendous gas burst. Gwen dove behind a fallen column, coughing, waving the stench away. She had no powers, no spells, just her brain and reflexes.“Think, Gwen, think!”Bowser slammed the ground, sending a shockwave that shattered her cover. She sprinted across the hall, ducking as another explosive fart blasted overhead like a swamp-scented cannonball.Spotting a chandelier chain, Gwen grabbed a loose brick and hurled it. The chain snapped. The heavy chandelier crashed onto Bowser’s head, staggering him but definitely not knocking him out.“Oh come on, what is your skull made of, meteorite?”Enraged, Bowser inhaled deeply, preparing something catastrophic. Gwen saw a cracked gas pipe running along the wall and got an idea. She rushed over, grabbed a broken spear haft, and jammed it into the pipe. Gas hissed out violently.Bowser lumbered toward her, ready to unleash the mother of all toxic blasts.Gwen darted aside.Bowser let it rip.The gas cloud ignited the leaking fumes, creating a blinding boom that launched Bowser backward into a wall. The impact cracked the stone and buried him under rubble. A final tiny fart puffed out from the pile.Gwen pinched the bridge of her nose. “I am never doing anything like this again.”
>>151669517>the one you ride around on post-game is one you're borrowing from the Ultra Recon Squad, it's not actually nebbie.Chat is this true?
>>151669533Earth fish are just retards alien fish don't want to hang around with. All the prissy space whales look at Earth's tuna and krill and go "Ah fuck, these guys..."
>>151667901>faggot copeJust stop
>>151669591I see someone's been training the AI with their fetishes.
>>151669591Bro wtf
>>151669614Nigga I was literally requested to have bowser farting as part of the tournament
>>151669591This is fucking bullshit. My hero would have won.
>>151669614All the Makima and Molag Bal fights proved that.
>>151669631My man, you could've said no.
>>151667854Does Kaiba have a duel runner or is he dead by the time 5-D's happened?
Who's the best example of "strongest while in their domain"? (Pic just for example, doesnt have to be just them)
>>151669668KINGtos
>>151669631YOU COULD HAVE SAID NO. YOU HAD THE OPTION TO SAY "FUCK OFF".
>>151669592Yes. It also debunks Solgaleo being able to light up a universe. The whole dilemma the Ultra Recon Squad are facing is that the stars in their universe have been drained by Ultra Necrozma. Leaving them to have to huddle around an artificial light source to survive.They literally have a Solgaleo. They have it before they even meet you. If it could light up their universe and act as their sun they wouldn't have a fucking problem.
>>151669668Simon, but TTGLfags aren't ready for that conversation.
>>1516696605Ds is only 30 years after the original series but it's implied he croaked in zero reverse
>>151669684VS battle fags don't think this far ahead.
>>151669351>>151669430>>151669499Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669591Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669591The sky tore open in two different colors. One half burned with Yubel’s chaotic multiform aura, swirling with hatred, love, and cosmic judgment. The other half cracked under the arrival of the Naljian Destructor, a towering geometric horror of whirring plates, blades, and shifting fractal joints, each movement echoing like a collapsing star.Yubel descended first, three eyes glowing. “You destroy without purpose,” they hissed. “I destroy for those I love. There is a difference.”The Destructor answered with a sound like grinding universes, then surged forward, its limbs folding and unfolding in patterns no mortal physics tolerated. A slice of its arm carved a canyon through the air itself, tearing space toward Yubel.Yubel twisted into their second form, wings spreading like molten glass, firing a blast of corrupted spirit energy. The beam met the Naljian’s cutting arc and detonated, sending both forces spinning back. The Destructor reconfigured, sprouting a rotating maw that launched needles of compressed dimension.They struck Yubel’s chest and erupted in prismatic shrapnel.Yubel growled, shifting into their third form. “You will learn the pain of devotion.”They lunged, claws crackling with soul flame, raking across the Naljian’s plates. The creature shrieked, its body folding inward before exploding outward in a shockwave that bent gravity. Yubel was slammed into a floating boulder, shattering it.For a moment, the Naljian gained ground, pushing forward with escalating speed, blades phasing in and out of reality.Yubel’s eyes flashed. “Jaden… this is for you.”Their aura spiked, soul fire surging into a colossal dragon-shaped blast. It engulfed the Naljian Destructor, burning through dimensional layers, ripping apart its fractal joints. The creature convulsed, limbs collapsing into a collapsing spiral.Yubel stepped through the dissolving light and crushed its core fragment beneath their heel.
>>151669335>>151669424Some One Punch Man fans posted a couple of pics of OPM characters moving faster than light saying something like "this is how OPM showcases speed"And out of NOWHERE a bunch of Dragon Ball Fans came to say "Dragon Ball is faster than this".When people asked for pics of Goku flying around the planet 200 times in less than a second they fumbled and started posting calcs and laser/Ki dodging feats.
>>151669729Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669654>>151669683Yeah but farts = funni
>>151669422wouldn't that mean he'd get manipulated by someone who can manipulate power?
>>151669740SHUT UP FAGGOT
>>151669614That's listtroon. Tell him to fuck off and kill himself.
>>151669743I was tempted to request Incredible gassy myself but then the winner of the tournament would be obvious
What AI are you using for this tournament stuff?
>>151669767Aryan>>151669763Indian
>>151669631>>151669743>>151669758KILL YOURSELF LISTTROON.
>>151669783>even doe indians are aryan
>>151669782GPT
Edelgard dying to Kylo Ren when?
>>151669794so trve
>>151669783Kill yourself listtroon.>>151669794Indians are the most catastrophically mutted population in existence.
>>151669800I have never used GPT does it do NSFW?
Who should HE fight?
>>151669729Aquaman, king of the seven seas, stepped forward. His armor gleamed a deep cerulean, trident in hand, aura glowing faintly with the Blue’s mystical energy. Across from him floated Jiren the Grey, calm, stoic, body radiating a heatless intensity that bent the air itself.“You claim mastery of the oceans,” Jiren said evenly. “Yet you face one who transcends limits.”Aquaman raised his trident. “I am more than a king. I am a force of life itself. Try me.”He slammed the trident down, summoning a tidal surge that leapt like a wall of living water toward Jiren. The Grey moved slowly but with absolute precision, dodging and striking the wave with minimal effort, dispersing it with a punch that shattered the spray into mist.Aquaman surged forward, Blue aura amplifying his speed. He spun and struck with trident swings that carried the weight of storms. Jiren absorbed the blows with brute strength, barely flinching, countering with a flurry of strikes that could have shattered mountains. Aquaman was knocked back, skidding across the ocean floor.“Your power is immense,” Aquaman gritted, summoning spectral marine guardians in glowing forms, swirling like a living whirlpool. Jiren blasted through them, force radiating outward with each strike, his aura neutralizing the constructs as if they were paper.Aquaman’s eyes burned. The Blue’s energy flowed through him, enhancing reflexes, perception, and durability. He slammed the trident with all his might, creating a shockwave that distorted water and air alike. Jiren barely raised a fist, deflecting the wave and closing distance in a heartbeat.With unstoppable speed, Jiren’s final strike landed—a concentrated punch directly to Aquaman’s chest, shattering armor, sending him flying across the shattered platform. Aquaman struggled to rise, Blue energy flickering weakly.Jiren stood, aura calm, unshaken. “You fought valiantly, but limits exist.”
>>151669830Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669821No, but Grok does
>>151669743Kill yourself listroon
>>151669830K B C
>>151669821It does farts but Grok does NSFW
>>151669734Link
>>151669824Genghis Khan
>>151669824Enter
>>151669824Fuhrer from persona 2
>KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon
>>151669782>>151669800Oh, that explains the strange portrayal of Naljian Destructor in >>151669729.
>>151669847Could China under Mao defeat Nazi Germany actually?
>>151669851Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151667931It never mindbroke Asurafags because everyone knew db was going to make Kratos win.
>>151667931>Kratos vs Asura mindbroke Asurafags and turned Kratos into a memeClaiming shielding your eyes from light proves you're fast enough to fly to the end of the universe WOULD mindbreak anyone with a functioning brain. It's your own fault, you're so used to comsuming brainrotting slop from DB to the point where retardation of this caliber doesn't bother you.
>>151668132>>151668139So no aura at all?
>>151667931R-Right away xir!
>>151669824>>151669847Hitler storms down a hallway, uniform disheveled, screaming in German about betrayal.Mao walks calmly from the opposite direction, simple tunic, cigarette glowing, flanked by ghostly Red Guards that fade into shadows.They lock eyes across a long table covered in maps of Europe and China.Hitler slams his fist down.“Communist swine! You will kneel before the Reich!”Mao exhales smoke slowly, smiles faintly.“The masses make history, little painter. You are already yesterday’s paper tiger.”Hitler pulls his Luger with shaking hands and fires three wild shots.One bullet grazes Mao’s shoulder. Mao doesn’t flinch, just keeps walking forward, drawing his own pistol.Hitler screams and charges around the table. Mao fires once — the bullet hits Hitler square in the chest. Hitler staggers, eyes wide, blood soaking his uniform.Hitler collapses to his knees, gasping.“This… this is impossible… the thousand-year…”Mao stands over him, cigarette dangling.“Imperialism is a paper tiger. You, too.”Hitler fumbles for his cyanide capsule, but Mao calmly steps on his hand, crushing fingers.Hitler whimpers.Mao leans down, voice soft.“Power grows from the barrel of a gun.”He fires one more shot into Hitler’s forehead.Hitler slumps dead, eyes staring at nothing.Mao finishes his cigarette, drops it on the corpse, and grinds it out with his heel.He turns and walks away down the corridor as the loudspeakers begin playing “The East is Red.”Winner: Mao Zedong
>>151669830The battlefield was a scorched plain, crimson clouds swirling over jagged spires. Radahn, massive and imposing, rode his warhorse, a sword in hand that seemed to cleave the very sky. Across the field, Ahri floated lightly on her feet, nine tails swaying, eyes gleaming with cunning and magic.Radahn laughed, a booming sound that shook the ground. “A fox girl? Pathetic. I will crush you beneath my blade.”Ahri’s tails twitched. “Cute armor, big sword… let’s see if you can handle *this*.” She fired a rapid orb of magic. Radahn blocked it with a downward swing, the blast detonating harmlessly against his armor.He charged, hooves pounding, sword arcing in a massive slash. Ahri darted sideways, tails lashing, leaving afterimages as she closed distance. She kissed the air, sending a charm that tried to enthrall him, slowing his mind for a fraction. Radahn shook it off, laughing harder. “Fools who toy with me perish quickly!”Ahri unleashed a flurry of orbs, weaving them with her tails like living weapons. Radahn blocked, deflected, and swung in a storm of steel, each strike making the ground quake. The fox spirit leapt, dodging, landing behind him and striking with a single concentrated orb. Sparks erupted against his armor.Radahn spun, summoning the gravitational pull of his sword to slam Ahri toward a spire. She twisted midair, tails curling, and used her ultimate: Spirit Rush. In a blur of movement, she struck multiple times, slashing at weak points in his armor, forcing him to stagger.Radahn’s eyes flared, fury igniting. He swung his sword with earth-shattering force, but Ahri’s final strike—an empowered charm orb infused with Spirit Rush speed—hit his chest, toppling him from his warhorse. The ground cracked under his weight, leaving him stunned and unable to recover.Ahri landed gracefully, tails flicking. “Not bad… but outmatched.”
>>151669888lmao
>>151669044This is my favorite street level character who has punched a hole through god
>>151669903Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669888KBC
>>151669684They really seem to give losers shit they shouldn't have recently.
>>151669888Hitlerbros????
>>151669888>GPT portraying Mao as a ChadKek, its a known fact that the guy was a pushy ass faggot
>>151669922Father wasn't god at all. In fact he meets god at the end. It doesn't go well for him.
>>151669888>88>the postI'm getting mixed messages here
>>151669956And a pedo
>>151669965He had god fused into him during the fight.
>>151669956So what? We literally know Hitler took the pussy way out.
>>151669903If bobobo wins let it be cuz he has Yugi summon Slifer the Sky Dragon
>>151669981Not really. He was just siphoning a portion of his power that he could comprehend. Which is likely a small portion of the whole.
>>151669903The duel field glowed under neon lights as Seto Kaiba slammed a card onto his Duel Disk. “I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack position!”Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo twirled dramatically, afro bouncing. “Ha! You think a dragon scares me? I summon… Super Nose Hair Swarm!” Tiny hairs shot in all directions, each with its own ridiculous face.Kaiba glared. “These are not toys! Blue-Eyes, obliterate them with Dragon’s Breath!” A massive beam shot toward the hairs—but they scattered in every direction, ricocheting off each other, forming a chaotic tornado.“Nice try, suit guy! You’ve entered the Realm of Nose Hair!” Bo-bobo laughed, spinning and somehow producing a giant duck. Kaiba rolled his eyes. “I don’t duel clowns!”He activated a trap card: “Mirror Force!” The hairs charged, and a wall of energy reflected them back but some ricocheted off his hologram, bouncing and smacking Kaiba in the face. “Ugh!”Bo-bobo flexed, spinning. “And now, Ultimate Fist of the Nose Hair: EX-TRI-CULAR!” A massive fist formed from his afro and smashed toward Blue-Eyes. Kaiba dodged with a dramatic leap, shouting, “This duel is not over!”He drew a card. “I activate Polymerization! Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Blue-Eyes Alternative Dragon… fuse!” Two dragons merged into a colossal twin-headed terror. “Fusion Attack, Dragon Reign!”The dragons unleashed a beam that have obliterated Bo-bobo but his afro expanded, absorbing the blast while he casually sipped tea. “You’ll need more than flashy lights to beat me, Mr. Suit!”Kaiba’s eyes narrowed. “I will not lose to absurdity!” He played one last card: “Obelisk’s Judgment!” The massive obelisk hologram descended, smiting the field. Bo-bobo screamed comically.When the dust settled, Bo-bobo was trapped, glaring but powerless.Kaiba raised his arms. “Victory is mine. No amount of ridiculousness can defeat Kaiba Corp’s precision!”
This shits somehow even less amusing than AI smut.
>>151669982>believing faggot jew liesThe 2017 CIA declassification showed the feds were well aware Adolf was alive and living in Argentina in 1971.
>>151670004Kaiba's weakness is actually absurdity. He lost to Pegasus and Yugi's fruit girls.
>>151670004Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151669903My queen
>>151669981I thought Hohenheim messed with Father's full divinity using his counter Transmutation Circle and returning everyone's souls
>>151670004Kill yourself listroon
>>151670004The battlefield was a shattered wasteland, cracked earth stretching as far as the eye could see. Fa Yuiry pushed Kamille Bidan in his wheelchair, his eyes half-closed, drifting in the fragile boundary between consciousness and dream. Despite his coma, a faint Newtype aura flickered around him, invisible yet palpable.Across the field, Huge Power Mega Starmie hovered, core glowing red, star-shaped body spinning with unstoppable momentum. Thunderbolt crackled from its edges, lighting the sky.Starmie fired first, bolts streaking toward Kamille. Fa Yuiry veered the wheelchair just in time, the blasts smashing into cracked ground. “Kamille, focus!” she urged, pushing him forward through instinctive Newtype resonance.Starmie charged, spinning rapidly, preparing Liquidation. The waves of psychic energy and water surged outward, but Kamille’s unconscious mind pulsed, creating a faint telekinetic shield around the wheelchair. The waves fractured, splashing harmlessly into the cracked earth.Mega Starmie attempted a Giga Impact, speeding like a meteor. Fa Yuiry twisted Kamille out of the trajectory with a deft turn. Kamille’s faint aura flared in response, and Zen Headbutt energy rippled outward, striking Starmie’s core with unexplainable force. Starmie staggered, momentarily destabilized.Fa Yuiry pushed Kamille onward, allowing the Newtype presence to amplify, a silent command resonating through the battlefield. Starmie unleashed a final, desperate Thunderbolt, but Kamille’s aura absorbed and redirected the energy. With a surge of psychic force, Starmie was slammed into the ground, unable to recover.The star-shaped titan quivered, energy flickering and dissipating. Kamille remained seated, eyes still unfocused, yet the Newtype instinct had guided him through the battle. Fa Yuiry steadied the wheelchair, breathing heavily.
>>151670055Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670064Do you have anything else to say you fucking retard
>>151670055Why did the AI turn Kamille into Charles Xavier?
>>151670055My one piece of advice would be to start your spoiler before the word "but" or "and." Either one kinda spoils if the big move is going to work or not going to work. Other than that, I'm invested.
>>151670076Dive head first into a wood chipper listtroon.
>>151670078Probably because its unethical to have cripples getting beaten
>>151670004I like that it made up a card that doesnt exist.Was it trying to make this?
>>151670083Good idea
>>151670101Don't forget kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670085Thank you
>>151670117Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670115To kill yourself*
Make a /bant/ thread. I DARE YOU!!
>>151669040I like how even that guy is like>What the fuck is even happening? Am I having a stroke?
>>151669447Imagine if they do Archie Shadow vs DBS Vegeta and they are forced to recognize that Forced Spirit Fission would fuck over Super Forms.
>>151670179I've tried but nobody sticks around. I can think of two reasons why
>>151670055The ruined city streets shimmered under a strange light as Yubel descended, three eyes glowing with a chaotic, otherworldly aura. “You think you can stop me, child?” the being hissed, voice echoing in multiple tones.Gwen Tennyson (OS), standing with arms crossed and hair slightly ruffled, scowled. “I don’t know who—or what—you are, but I’m not letting you hurt anyone here!” She had no magic yet, only her wits and resourcefulness.Yubel lunged, tentacle-like forms erupting from their body, twisting and writhing toward Gwen. She rolled to the side, narrowly avoiding the strikes, ducking behind a crumbling wall. “Okay, gotta think fast… maybe if I use the environment…”Yubel’s voice echoed, “Your speed is meaningless. Resistance is futile.” A psychic pulse slammed the street, throwing Gwen backward into a pile of debris. She winced but gritted her teeth, picking up a length of rebar.Using it like a staff, Gwen deflected a sweeping strike, sending Yubel’s appendages snapping back. She ducked, kicked rubble toward the creature’s eyes, and sprinted between collapsing buildings to stay mobile. Yubel twisted midair, forming a massive claw, but Gwen climbed a fallen lamppost, leaping onto Yubel’s back.The creature howled, writhing, but Gwen maintained her grip, stabbing downward with the rebar. Sparks of Yubel’s energy flared with each hit, slowing them down. Gwen used momentum to vault off and land behind a concrete pillar, exhausted but determined.With one final surge of strategy, Gwen lured Yubel into a precarious stack of steel beams. The structure collapsed onto the creature, pinning it long enough for Gwen to escape to safety. Yubel hissed, energy sputtering, unable to fully retaliate against her clever use of the terrain.Gwen wiped sweat from her forehead. “I may not have powers yet, but brains can beat chaos.”
>>151670201Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670179>Hulkfag is Anti-ListroonfagIt makes sense...
>>151670212Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670200Make one. I will grace your thread with my presence.>>151670212Kill yourself listroon.
>>151669872Holy fuck that guy is fast!
>>151669684Powerscalers don't care about context, dude. Why do you think so many Sonigger retards think SHITnic scales above Solaris when the game made it abundantly clear he's far weaker?
>>151669456Basically because for a while Sonic was basically only defined by his rivals. First by Mario, Sonic is the Anti-Mario. Then because of the flash animation era having plenty of animators that were fans of Sonic and DBZ, you got Nazo Unleashed, SMBZ, and other such things that basically ripped from Dragon Ball.That alone meant the Sonic community had a battleboarder poison from very early on.
>>151670201The battlefield was a shattered plain, sky crackling with energy. Jiren stood imposingly, aura radiating raw, disciplined power that warped the air around him. Across the field, Ahri’s nine tails flicked with a sly, predatory grace, eyes gleaming with cunning magic.Jiren’s voice was calm but firm. “You are fast, fox, but strength alone decides victory.”Ahri tilted her head. “Heh, maybe strength isn’t everything. Let’s see how you handle *this*.” She fired a bright orb of magic toward Jiren. The energy streaked like a comet, but Jiren barely shifted, catching the orb midair and crushing it with a single hand.Undeterred, Ahri used Spirit Rush, teleporting behind him in a blur. She struck with rapid punches and slashing orbs, trying to find a weakness. Jiren moved with minimal effort, each block precise, his aura absorbing the attacks without strain.“You rely on trickery,” Jiren said. “It will not overcome raw power.”Ahri’s eyes narrowed. She unleashed Charm, attempting to enthrall him, but Jiren’s focus was absolute. The spell faltered, dissipating before it reached him. He countered with a burst of energy, sending Ahri skidding across the cracked ground.Ahri recovered, tails lashing, orbs firing in a barrage. Jiren’s aura flared, fists flying faster than light. Each strike deflected her attacks, each counter precise, unstoppable. She tried again, weaving illusions and teleporting unpredictably, but his discipline was unmatched.Finally, Jiren lunged with overwhelming force, faster than any Spirit Rush. His punch connected with a concussive impact that sent Ahri flying, skidding across the plain, unable to rise.Jiren stood tall, aura flaring, calm and unshaken. “Your speed and cunning are impressive, but they are no match for absolute power."
Sonic would beat the shit out of Hulk in a fight
Sonic would beat the shit out of Hulk's dick in a bed fight.
>>151669872It's actually weirder than that. Kratos doesn't block the light at all. He's hit by it, and covers his eyes as he approaches Helios. It's more accurate to say that Kratos scales to its speed by virtue of being unable to react in time before it hits him, which means that every combatant on Death Battle is as fast as one another, because evidently being hit by something you're not fast enough to react to means you are as fast as it is.
>>151670286He could maybe beat his meat
>>151670179I think I saw you on the Infernal Hulk storytime. Or is there more than one of you?
>>151669872>shielding your eyes from light proves you're fast enough to fly to the end of the universe WOULD mindbreak anyoneI still have a hard time registering how THIS was what was considered FTL
>>151670236>>>/bant/23744515Don't job
Capetroons only have power here, on the Sharty or any other board you'd get obliterated for being soi af and get associated with being an MCU fan
>>151670330>caring about what the Sharty thinks
>>151670274Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670321It wasn't considered FTL. It was considered MFTL+++++++
>>151670274The battlefield was a fractured city street, dust and debris swirling in the air. Fa Yuiry pushed Kamille Bidan in his wheelchair, his eyes half-closed, drifting in the coma that kept his body limp but left his Newtype instincts flickering faintly like a hidden pulse.Across the field, Seto Kaiba stepped forward, Duel Disk on his arm, holographic dragons materializing behind him. “I don’t duel mortals who can’t even stand. This will be quick,” he said, summoning Blue-Eyes White Dragon, the massive beast’s roar shaking the air.Fa Yuiry dodged Kaiba’s first strike, spinning Kamille aside as the dragon fired a beam. The blast tore into the pavement but missed Kamille by inches. Even in his coma, Kamille’s aura pulsed, subconsciously nudging the wheelchair to avoid the worst of the attack.Kaiba snarled and summoned a second Blue-Eyes. The dragons circled, preparing to crush the small figure in the chair with twin beams of destructive energy. Fa Yuiry pushed forward, weaving between attacks, trying to keep Kamille alive and mobile.A faint shimmer surrounded Kamille. His latent Newtype ability flickered to life, creating a psychic pulse that subtly deflected one of the dragons’ beams. Kaiba’s eyes widened. “Impossible! No human should be able to affect this!”Kamille’s aura surged again. Guided by instinct alone, he leaned slightly forward, and the combined psychic energy struck the dragons’ cores. Blue-Eyes staggered, colliding midair and crashing into the ground with a deafening impact. Kaiba slammed a card in frustration. “This isn’t over!”Fa pushed Kamille past the fallen dragons. His eyes remained unfocused, but the Newtype instinct had turned the tide. Kaiba’s final attempt to attack was met with a subtle psychic shove from Kamille, sending the holographic dragons tumbling harmlessly.Kaiba stepped back, pale and stunned. “How… How is this possible?”
>>151670356Considered implies room for doubt. You should have used “acknowledged as”
>>151670330>troon babble41%
>>151670315Yes, that would be me. There is also an assblasted animefag that sometimes LARPS as me, but you can tell by the filenames.
>>151670376Is it you posting on /v/ too?
>>151670361Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670286Most vidyaGODS beat the shit out of Hulk in a fight
>>151670361>holographic
>find animation of Saitama vs Sonic>Sonic pushes Saitama to get serious via Cosmic Garou style fightNow, I ain't no OPM wanker but I know for a fact that Sonic even in Super form would not be able to tank a single punch from Saitama.
>>151670391Yes.
>>151670408At least it's well animated
>>151670408Sonic does beat Goku THO
>>151670392HIs mind is broken.
>>151670274>>151670361Kill yourself, listroon.
>>151670376I don't know how I feel about the Infernal Hulk storyline so far, it just seems kinda... repetitive of other storylines?
>>151670430HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
PLEASE DONT GAPE ME KRATOS
>>151670437It's Immortal Hulk but not as good.
>>151670448Kill yourself, listtroon.
>>151670448Asura…
>>151670437I like it, but I have also heard people say that they enjoy PKJ's work better when it can be binged.
>>151670453Kill yourself, listtroon.
>>151670448Composite Fiction...
Hulkbro, what Hulk comics would you recommend?
>>151670466Hmm, I'll have to wait and see then. Though I am also assuming this is probably going to get turned into some sort of line spanning event before the end of it.
I BEG FOR MERCY YOURE THE BETTER MAN
The rubble cooled under a neon moon. She-Hulk scooped the dazed snoo from the trash can like a prize plushie. One finger hooked under his chin. “Who’s mommy’s brave little warrior?”The snoo’s pixel eyes spun into hearts. “M-me...”She cradled him against her chest, the leotard already shredded enough to make a perfect nest. Her voice dropped to a velvet purr. “Good boys get rewards.”She slid one massive green hand down his spacesuit, zipper rasping. The tiny snoo pecker sprang out, barely the size of a Tic-Tac but throbbing like a jackhammer. She-Hulk giggled, warm breath washing over him, then dragged one slow tongue from base to tip. The snoo squeaked, legs bicycling in the air. Thirty seconds of gentle licking and he erupted in adorable little cummy wummies, white pixel sparkles shooting up like a cheap firework. “Aww, already?” she teased, catching the mess on her fingertip and popping it in her mouth like candy. “Mommy’s not done. ”She turned, bent slightly, and peeled the leotard aside. The snoo stared at the emerald canyon in front of him, hypnotized. She reached back, spread one cheek, and gently tucked him feet-first into the warm, plush tunnel. He slid in with a happy squeal, disappearing up to his antennae.A second later a tiny orange hand poked back out, gave the camera a triumphant thumbs-up, and a muffled but proud voice echoed from inside: “Remember kids, respect women! The nice guy always wins!”She-Hulk clenched once, the snoo squeaked in bliss, and the screen irised out on her satisfied wink.
I kind of miss Pak's Hulk
>>151670491Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670484I think PKJ said that that his Hulk saga will have 3 parts with Infernal being the second part. It will all culminate in a big Hulk event KiB style, but that was before PKJ signed an exclusive contract with Marvel, so best to wait.
Jennifer stood up, thighs still glistening with the mess he’d made, and turned around. Her back to the trembling little mascot. She hooked her thumbs under the waistband of her torn shorts and peeled them down slowly, letting the fabric snap against her hips before kicking them aside. The motion made her massive green glutes flex, two perfect, sculpted boulders that could crush steel.Snoo stared up, antenna drooping in awe, that ridiculous cock already twitching back to life.“Up,” she ordered, voice velvet and steel.He squeaked and scrambled forward on tiny legs. Jen reached back, plucked him off the floor like a toy, and brought him to eye level with her ass. She spread one cheek with her cheeks with her free hand, revealing the tight, glistening ring of muscle.“Mommy’s taking her favorite new plug for a ride.”Before he could squeak, she pressed his round head against her hole. The slick heat swallowed him inch by inch, his white body sliding in with obscene ease until only his little kicking legs and that monstrous red cock stuck out, throbbing against the cleft of her ass.Jennifer let out a low, filthy moan as she sank down, impaling herself fully. Her glutes settled against the bench with a heavy thud, Snoo completely buried inside, only the fat head of his cock peeking out beneath her like a lewd tail.She rolled her hips in a slow circle, feeling him squirm and stretch her from the inside.From deep within came the muffled, vibrating squeal: “Ooooooo Mommy! I’m a good boy! I’m Mommy’s good little plug!”Jen grinned, clenching hard enough to make him shriek again. “Damn right you are.” She started bouncing lightly, each drop making his cock slap wetly against her lower back while he wailed in delirious, high-pitched bliss.“Keep squealing, baby. Mommy’s gonna wear you all night.”
>>151670517>KiBI'm so goddamned tired of the words "Black" and "King"
>>151670532Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670532This is aryan.
>>151670480I like everything, but for you I would recommend Mantlo, PAD, Jenkins, Pak, Immortal and the current run. Like always, you can always read whatever you like because the Hulk has been around forever.
>>151670448Hulk...
>>151670542Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670553Just for me? Whoah… I’ll note them down, Hulkbro
Oh wow hulkbro please fuck me in the ass nyaaa im so gay
>>151670581Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670609Kill yourself listtroon.
>listtroon 41% melty
>>151670600Simon…
>>151668696>Non canon movie>>151668642>Deku is FTL though, with Gearshift.>FTL is nothing special in Boku no Hero, even fodder like Tooru can react to lightWeren't you debunked on this in another thread and you ran away instead of arguing.
>>151670517I'm so hard when I read the words "Black" and "King"
>>151670619>>151670600Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670638Hulkbro...
What the fuck is even going on anymore
>>151670600Catboy Bruce Banner...
>>151670640Kill yourself listtroon.
I’d lose, don’t gape me….
>>151670649listtroon meltdown. Just tell him to kill himself.
>>151670586I think you cannot go wrong with these comics, but the Hulk has over 60 years of publication history, you can find almost everything for anyone.
>>151670661Hulk... It's okay... Godzilla only won in a canon crossover...
>A massive reinforced baby chair groaned under the weight of the Hulk, who sat in it with his arms pinned awkwardly by oversized padded restraints. His expression was a mix of confusion and simmering irritation.>Simon the Digger stepped forward, holding a bowl of gray nutritional slurry and a big plastic spoon shaped like a toy rocket.>Hulk growled. Chair vibrated.>Simon didn’t flinch. He dipped the spoon into the slop and lifted it with theatrical enthusiasm.>Here comes the AI slop train hulky-poo.>Hulk’s eyebrow twitched. The spoon hovered. Simon wiggled it like it was taking off for orbit.>Slop train arriving at the big green station.>Hulk clenched his jaw, but the restraints kept him still. The spoon entered his line of sight like an insult given form. Simon guided it toward his mouth with complete, fearless commitment.>Open up. Fuel time.>Hulk let out a frustrated rumble that shook dust from the ceiling, but the spoon stayed the course until he finally relented with a defeated grunt. The slop landed. Simon immediately scooped another portion.>Good hulky-poo. Slop train making another delivery.>Hulk glared at them with enough fury to level cities, but the chair held. The spoon advanced again.
>>151670659>>151670625>>151670647>>151670679Kill yourself listtroon.
Which series is getting a Death Battle first:>Touhou>Hollow Knight>Xenoblade>Minecraft>Frieren>Dragon Quest>Expedition 33
All on my boy Kaiba.
Asura got ranover by a dogsled!Walking home from his house, Christmas Eve!You can say there's no such thing as KINGtosBut as for me and DB, we agree!
Hulk would BTFO Simon easily tho.
>>151670709SCP
>>151670709Should be DIMEScraft, but instead will be either troonWHO or MEMEpedition MEMEtyMEME.
>>151670715Simon > DC > Marvel according to DB tho
>>151668537>XenoverseThe Androids have the ability to use Energy Drain in the Budokai Tenkaichi games.
I’m going, don’t gape me…
>>151670361The battlefield was a cracked, windswept plain, air shimmering with tension. Gwen Tennyson (OS), arms crossed and fists clenched, glared at the towering figure before her. Jiren stood stoically, aura radiating calm, overwhelming power that bent the very air.“I don’t know who you are,” Gwen said, “but I’m not letting you hurt anyone here!”Jiren’s voice was deep, even. “You are brave, child, but courage alone does not overcome strength.” He moved forward, each step creating small shockwaves.Gwen dashed to the side, narrowly avoiding a crushing punch that cracked the ground where she had been standing. “Okay… think fast, Gwen!” She ducked behind a fallen pillar and grabbed a chunk of concrete. Throwing it, she tried to distract him, but Jiren caught it midair with barely a glance.“Speed alone will not save you,” he said, taking another step. Gwen rolled and sprinted, weaving through debris, trying to find anything she could use. Jiren followed, calm and precise, aura radiating enough force to make the air feel like stone.Gwen feinted, hoping to draw him into a trap. She ducked behind a crumbling wall, ready to launch herself forward. But Jiren’s gaze followed her perfectly. He swatted her aside with a backhanded strike, sending her sliding across the cracked earth.Exhausted, Gwen struggled to rise, fists scraping the ground. Jiren crouched slightly, preparing to end it decisively. “You fought well,” he said. “But limits exist.”With one precise strike, he launched Gwen into a nearby rubble pile. She tried to push herself up, but the sheer force of his pressure and movement pinned her.Jiren stood tall, aura still radiating undisturbed calm. “You are strong for your age, but this is where it ends.”
>>151670709Hornet vs Louie from Pikmin
>>151670780Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670744>DC only being 12D>GODvel being far beyond that as of HulkzillaHulk gapes.
Listtroon isn't even behind the AI fights you retards
>>151670793You exposed yourself two threads ago, retard.Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670709>TouhouThere's like 2 good matchups for this series, that being Sakuya vs DIO and Marisa vs Mikasa Mikoto>Hollow KnightThey're too small to fight anyone outside of Pikmin, and they would absolutely slaughter Olimar. Actually, now that I think about it, Hollow Knight vs Meta Knight is a possibility>XenobladeMost likely>MinecraftI could see them doing a Steve vs Terrarian Death Battle, but Terrarian would shit on Steve so they'd only do it when they need the controversy.>FrierenI'm like 99% sure she's going to get a Death Battle against either Marcille from Dungeon Meshi or Princess Zelda and she's going to stomp, but she lost the tournament so she's not getting in next season>Dragon Quest>E33Who would they even fight?
>>151670807I am not even listtroon you faggot im a different lolcow
>>151670782The Pikmin Captains aren't exactly fighter material. That's basically just Hornet vs 100 Pikmin and she has AoE attacks so it's GG for Louie.
>>151670709How's E33 going to work when everything's a painting
>>151670780Kill yourself listroon
Who is a better MU for Z-TeamMystery MenThe Sevenor Guardians of the Globe
>>151670830Give Louie the Titan Dweevil.
>>151670709Minecraft vs Terraria is season finale worthy
Fuck off hulknigger god dammit stop shitting up my tourneyNext tourney I make you better not shit it up
>>151670709Hollow Knight>Xenoblade>Friren>Minecraft>E33>Dragon Quest>Touhou if you ask me
>XHE FLED
>>151670861My BOARD, my RULES!!
What if they did Minecraft Movie vs Adam Sandler's Pixels?
>MINDBROKE LISTTROONMy HERO!!!
>>151670861Fuck off and kill yourself listtroon.
>>151670847The SevenVillains to Heros vs Heros to Villains mirror.
>>151670861Kill yourself listroon
>>151670627>Non canon All the BnH movies are canon, the author himself writes the scrips and references those in the manga
So we're all in agree there is more than one listtroon, right?
A BLACK WOMAN IS SPEAKING!
I AM listroon.I AM Kylejeet.I AM Otto.I.AM.EVERYTHING!
>>151670929You're not me.
Please Kratos...
>"Who's that "Pokémon?!">"HORAKHTY!! GODDESS OF LIGHT!"
>>151669839Is it easy to get Grok to do NSFW? Or do you have to work around it?
>>151670922>>151670922New thread. Migrate.
>no kaijufagsPerfection achieved.
>>151670892>All the BnH movies are canonPost the quote confirming that.
>>151670854Depends on the scale. They could make it a raw stat check or they could scale it up and have them use more of their wide arsenal of tools + building + terraforming.
>>151671105God bless and keep you, anon.
>>151669821>>151669839>>151669842All ai is shit. Write your own.
