"Hey girl who was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time for my first childhood crush, would you like to be an eternal ageless magical god-emperor?""Oh no thanks, I'd rather leave you and slut around for a few years before being tied down"I hope she fully understands and regrets the depths of her stupidity when she's old and used up.
>>151680082Steven is gross. Your self insert is getting cucked by his own father. She ended up with the millionaire dad. Steven is allowed to watch once a month. Watch.
>>151680082She'll call him in her thirties when she has hit the wall and is saddled with at least one kid.
>>151680082>I hope she fully understands and regrets the depths of her stupidity when she's old and used up.LOL, no. She will never blame herself.
I wouldn't want to date a fat homeschooled lookin' mystery meat kid either.
>>151680082>fully understands and regrets the depths of her stupidity when she's old and used up.
>>151680115>mystery meat kidsorry a what now?
I really don't understand why people give Connie shit when not only is Steven fucking gay and stupid, but majority of the people on this site also thing that LDR are fake and gay. It seems like Connie is the smart one telling Steven that staying together is fucking stupid while Steven is convinced a clearly bad and stupid idea isn't one.
>>151680153Guess how I can tell your gender
>>151680370Cause you have my cock in your mouth?
>>151680153The problem is their relationship is pretentious and connie tries too hard to stick around before this. It would be better if she had the typical college cock experience after breaking up but it's annoying she was there as much as she was.
Does anyone have a link to that fanart where Peal begs Greg to "kill her with his cock like he did Rose."It's not generic sex dialogue like she nearly says what I typed word for word. I tried rule34 its not there
Steven is a fat ugly retard and I woulnt want anything to do with him to the point that even practical immortality would be something I would seriously have to consider if it meant being with him. Connie is just a retard aparently because she likes him so it shoulnt even be a question.
>>151680082>"Oh no thanks, I'd rather leave you and slut around for a few years before being tied down"why does /co/ make up shit
>>151680887I wonder if they even watch cartoons.
>>151680970People here are just as bad as people who look at every character and think thier gay or trans when it comes to this kind of interactions.Always assuming theres some fucked up meaning behind it when most of the time its just shitty or akward writing.
>>151680082I think you're forgetting the horrific "permanent fusion" part.
>>151680082Dumbass should've played the long game. She was absolutely fucking smitten after the song. Just keep pulling shit like that for a year or two and she might have actually said yes.
Connie prefers Stevens dad. Greg is the REAL main character.
Where in the show does it mention that she leaves him you disingenuous, lying faggot? The show's creator even made a doodle of them both older and together with Connie having a streak of pink hair. The only thing to imply from that picture is HOW she's been regularly exposed to Steven's essence; by kissing or maybe more with meet-ups at a bed and breakfast like Connie mentions to him in the last episode
>>151680137>sorry a what now?A mutt. Or in this case, a jew.
>>151681909>The show's creator even made a doodle of them both older and together with Connie having a streak of pink hairPost it
>>151683663It's actually concept art for Future but here it is
>>151681470god can you imagine. fate worse than death
>>151680082are we srsly taking cuck porn comics as canon now.
>>151681909>Where in the show does it mention that she leaves himConnie goes off to college and Steven goes off into the sunset solo. Read between the lines, how often does a young girl go to college for four years (more if medical school) and stay faithful to her childhood crush? It doesn't happen.
>>151681909It’s canon they don’t end up together because they don’t love eachother anymore
>>151680082>getting married at 15idk Steven is kinda retard for this too
>>151680728NTA but Sugar botched your bris anon. That ..thing of yours is just a diseased nub in a chasity cage for quarantine purposes.
>>151680887To be fair that was Sugar, Allegri & Muto's entire style of writing on Adventure Time. Sugar did that to ship Bubbline and break up Sadie from Lars and you can see Allegri & Muto repeating the same trashy bullshit in Fionna & Cake. Unless it's about depressed dykes (or mystery meat trannies), they're addicted to subverting & shitting on straight relationships.
>>151680098Greg x Connie is peak
bump
>>151680082oh she will...she ain't getting pink'd at her prime at all and when steven notices she'll be bones 6 feet under.>>151680098except steven will outlive connie and probably come back to beach city after a century or 2, with voluntary immortality you get to have lots of fun and the lives of humans become insignificant over time.in his shoes, you think he'll give a fuck about some bullshit that happened decades ago? he has all the time in the world and can even travel to space.imagine if steven one day pull up on beach city and takes the crystal gems on a adventure through the galaxy? by the time they return humanity would either be extinct or also on space, missing out a 1000 years at least.in the og show pearl almost succeeded in taking steven to the next system, had she actually made it and the ship didn't break she and steven would have spent 50 years at least on space.
>>151680082She wanted to marry Steven, but knew she was too young and didn't want to give up her individuality to be a permafusion.So she said "not yet" and kept dating him.She would be insane to actually leave Steven. He's basically the shadow emperor of the planet. Just kissing him every day would probably make her immortal. Not to mention curing all medical problems.And he's rich in a way that makes normal wealth immaterial. If he wants a vacation home on a private island he can set that up within a week, complete with warp pad. And if he wants cash he can just go cure some billionaire's cancer once in a while.
>>151680082They never said that.
>>151680082She'll get with Greg and live plappily ever after
>>151680082>Steven: "Connie, I've been becoming increasingly unhinged due to an emotional breakdown lately so I thought it would be in everyone's best interest if we permanently fused ourselves into a single person and lived like that for the rest of our lives.">Connie: "Steven, I love you, but I don't think that's a good idea. We should probably just stay in a normal relationship.">some guy on /co/: "Wow! What and ungrateful bitch. I will never stop being upset about this."
>>151680082Not even niggers want to be near this disgusting fat slob piece of shit
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>>151691546Connie is Indian. If you're going to be racist do it properly
>>151680082Not a problem, I'm sure some blue, green or pink gem will be right there to help Steven take his mind of ugly and organic human whores.
>>151680082Steven could get literally any gem he wants probably and he wants a large nosed brown human girlis that based or cringe?
>>151680098>Your self-insert with stuff that actually happens in the show is gross.>You should rather use a pedo fanfic instead. Average /co/omer
>>151691401By Graves. It's a rule34 comic called The Guise of Polyamory, inside the bigger project Sketchy Book: The First Draft. Find it on sadpanda and others.>>151683709Nice, thanks
>>151695310Steven loves Connie because she provides a much needed sense of grounded normalcy in his crazy magical life. She will always be his rock throughout all the crazy alien shit that happens to him throughout the years.That said, Connie loves Steven because he adds an element of the fantastical and extraordinary that she'd been looking for in life since she was a little girl. She's always going to be ride or die to spend the rest of what will eventually be her undead life with him, but she's a far cry from someone who would demand or even expect a traditional monogamous relationship.
>>151696012Based threesome
>>151680105Cartoons can't hit the wall.
