ITT: post movies that give you dirty crack house vibes
thats just space station 13
>>151682748
>>151682748>This film has dirty crack house vibes. Somewhere in the world there is a child in a dirty crack house who watches this as a 2008 camrip on a burnt disc on repeat while their parents smoke crack.
>>151683643I’ve never even heard of this
>>151683643What the fuck is this?
>EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE HOOD BLOCK WAS DANCING TO THE CRACK HOUSE ROCK
>>151685009KEK
>>151682748I found a list of dirty crack house kino https://letterboxd.com/tay444/list/dirty-crack-house-movies/>/thread
>>151687470Why is HTTYD1 included?
>>151682748Wasn’t this a bastardization of a true story?
>>151689009It was
>>151685009Reminder that SOMEHOW Christopher Plummer is in this movie.
>>151687470>Surf's UpFuck you, list.
>>151690303>RangoFUCK YOU, LIST.
>>151690303>>151690329>Now this list doesn’t mean the movies are bad, they just have “dirty crack house” vibes.Someone didn’t read that
>>151690346Dirty crack house vibes = / = every single non mainstream animated movie.
>>151690256>Reminder that SOMEHOW Christopher Plummer is in this movie. He filled in after Kevin Spacey got kicked off the project.
>>151685009Why didn’t they get Elvis to star in this?Oh right, he got fat as fuck and died on the toilet 15 years prior
>>151690346Rango is too critically cherished for it to be considered a dirty crackhouse movie. The common tropes people consider for a dirty crackhouse movie are>not made by a major movie studio>low budget and little creative vision>critical and/or commercial flop>is made purely for children, no appeal for anyone else>widely available in bargain bins
this for sure. I bought it as a joke, absolute crack house movie. https://youtu.be/aXYda9AQ0HU?t=721>body in the garbage can for no fucking reason
The hotdog movie I will not name.
>>151683643never heard of this in my life, but as i stare at it...... an odd sensation of familiarity creeps up behind me. same thing with that "ants on crack" cartoon about the anthro ant that has a meltdown on coke, or that "mirthworms" xmas short. something about the style and oddly high-framerate movement for what looks like a dirt cheap, bland, generic style.
>>151682748The ONE good joke in the whole moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhkuoCoe8kk
>>151691264god damn it, I remember this from the trailer
not a movie but
I had the displeasure of watching this in class in fourth grade
>>151691228At least no one can say you didn't try (having a coke infused meltdown)
this was, unfortunately, my fixation for a period of time
>>151692315>mfw that shark model was reused for netflix's godawful marmaduke reboot
>>151692354lmfao good eye
>>151692354Does that also count as a dirty crack house movie?
>>151687470So basically any kids/family movie?
>>151692415definitely is, that marmaduke looks like he was born in a crackhouse
>>151682748Amateurs, all of you.Here's a real dirty crack house movie.
>>151692612what the fuck >not even old, from fucking last year>entire thing is on tubi>it's an hour fourty minuteshttps://tubitv.com/movies/100017907/animal-instincts-the-urban-jungle-animated
>>151692415Oh yes it does
>>151690819Man was a visionaryEvery day american goes the way of the kingHave mercy
>>151682748Only thing I remember is the monke speedrunning the world record of HR violations
>>151692657It's crack house kino
>>151692218THIS FUCKING GARBAGE WAS FROM 2012?
>>151692218>friendly reminder they made 2 more of these
>>151683643I found this schizo rant in a trailer for this movie.
>>151690742Certified shit you found on tv and watched because you nothing else to watch classic
>>151695880>first ever animated movie created for 3dFalse advertising
>>151696125KEK
>>151682748>movies that give you dirty crack house vibespic related comes in mind>>151690952>not made by a major movie studio>low budget and little creative vision>critical and/or commercial flop>is made purely for children, no appeal for anyone else>widely available in bargain binsyeah it makes me feel comfy watching this kind of movies for some reason but maybe is just because i associate them with youtube reviewers
>>151696748Oh God… not Norm
>>151687470I guess I grew up in a dirty crack house, then.
>>151690794yeah and he ended up winning awards for a last minute recast.
>>151697708kek
>>151695880I liked that the villains in this movie were communist flies and the fact they were able to afford Buzz Aldrin for this, but that’s about it
>>151682748Alpha and Omega moviesThe Balto Sequels
>>151683643HORY SHITTO THIS EXISTS YEAH
>>151699994I don't really consider this crackhouse kino because it was on cartoon network
>>151687470There isnt a single movie on this list that doesnt belongBonus points for having the Phantom Menace on there and the Pacifier twice
>>151697575When that cold brew hits
>>151687470>9>good burger>zoolander>all the madagascarsthis fag just put anything with a 6 or below and called it a day
>>151701368god I miss IHE's bad movie reviews
>>151682748I remember that once I watched a CGI movie about astronauts trying colonize an already inhabited alien planet. The aliens where human-like but I think they didn't have two legs and they were kinda beige. The main conflict I think it was because the air from the planet was toxic for humans but oxygen was toxic for aliens so full terraformation was not an option. I think the movie ended with the human making a giant dome where they could live and the final shot was an statue of an astronaut (or alien?) inside the colony. I've been trying to find it for ages. I was a childe when I watched it and even when I didn't know the term for me those were the most dirty crack house vibes I've ever got from a movie.
>>151701474It annoys me there are people here too autistic to understand that a dirty crackhouse movie isnt necessarily a bad movie
>>151683643>the new abba biopic looks great
>>151702748What country are you from? Maybe you saw some super obscure movie that only aired in your language, and that’s why you can’t find it online. Kinda sounds like Battle for Terra (2007) though. That was some nightmare CGI
>>151702913Oh, yeah. It was it, thank you anon! It's even more horrible than I remember!
>>151690926My mum loved the magic roundabout as a kid so she put this on for me and my sister. Not Doogal the magic roundabout movie with its British dub. It was an ok movie, we saw it once and never again. I don't think my mum liked it ether.
When I was 6, my uncle from Belgium gave me this movie when he came over for Christmas. It was also the French version of this movie, called "La Souris Detective".
>>151699994this was a clear labor of love and the animation is actually pretty impressive for its budget and time
>>151703308You would be right if you put Hoodwinked 2 instead.
>>151683643worm boobs
>>151692612(me)I see it's still amateur hour in thead.I got another real one, most anons know about Chirpy, the film Bill Plympton has described the film as "one of the sickest animated films ever made". Most don't know there was a sequel. It's worse.
>>151703367what the fugggg
>>151703213the cover is reminding me of Dingo Pictures animal soccer world lmao>>151703425holy fuck not Chirpy
>>151683643Isn’t this movie’s villain an actual nonce that gets away with everything?
>>151703213Is he investigating the two kids for murder?
>>151682748>filenameKek
>>151704862kek didnt notice at all
>>151699994this movie is older than you think
>>151682748i don't remember why i watched this, but it definitely fits the bill. I don't think it was as bad as some claim, but it's not like it's good.
