this man is so fucking dead isn't he
>Every single line is a death flagJesus christ its so on the nose I expect it to not happen
Levels of childish foreshadowing never before seen.
>>151690832I mean, it's capeshit.
>>151692057Fuck off.
>>151690743leaving so a better man (PAUL) can take his place
He wouldn't have let this happen
>>151692242Venom (Paul's cockblocker) is already in the house to keep his mom safe. Every day will be Paul's worst day in the Ultimate Universe
>>151692242>>151692259fuck off already
>>151692268>Personalized Autonomous Undying LoverPaul IS Venom
Why is ironlad such a bitch lol
>>151692481No Paul around to correct that bratty teen
notice how the gwenschizo is randomly gone while his boyfriend posts? pretty telling
>>151690743I don't think he's gonna die, but the Home stuff being repeated over and over makes me think it's a setup for Benom to do the classic "I'M HOME" thing.
>>151690743which universe is this
Wells is so lucky
Sex with May!
>>151690743So, who is going to kill him? Fisk? It will be fucking pathetic. I saw Venom smashing Spider-man's head into concrete and metal, yet he lived and continued fighting, but this Spoodey is going to be killed by a Fisk or Mr. N*gative? Even in this book Parker can't catch a break.
>>151695542He's going to survive the ending of the book anon. People just think he won't survive Endgame.
>>151695364>redhead>freckles>teenagecan't disagree with that.
I have a feeling that all of the parkers will survive but be moved to 616 because Marvel LOVES to copy Superman stories with Spider-Man so...Yeah we are getting the Rebirth Superman story where New52 and Pre-flashpoint Lois and Clark fuses wich each other to create one single Lois and Clark, it will be funny to watch 616 meet his ultimate self with kids living in Florida or midwest as a farmer and reporter like said comic.
>>151696212>They merge the Parkers>MJ can’t explain why she needs Paul more than ever>Paul kills the faggot Parker kids This… is… KINO!
>>151696182She's not a teenager anon! She's 9 (out of ten)
>>151696243neck yourself poolack
>>151692242>>151692276>>151692491>>151696243>So mindbroken by your twitfag nemesis that you now namefag obsessively as him>still only edgy enough to repeat the same three jokes.
>>151696743>Gwenschizos new shtick is posting The HobbitYou’re not fooling anyone, fag! Dylan’s anal glands have a permanent marking of Dylan’s hog
>>151696929>Also too dumb to figure out tripcodesI'm going to be the official Kelownaclown now, kek.
>>151696968Yeah nice try Gwenschizo, you’re not fooling anyone
I also wanted to say as my first official statement, that Paul looks like a child molester, and so does Nick Lowe. Not a coincidence.
>>151696991Whoah, hold on. Where's your tripcode, man? You trying to impersonate a *tripfag*? That's gay!
>NOOO DONT LET PAUL RAPE DYLAN, HIS BOY BREEDING HOLE IS MINE ONLYNice try Gwenschizo, you’re not fooling anyone, especially not me
>He's going to have to spend a solid twenty or thirty minutes to puzzle out a counter to someone else tripfagging.>He's reading the 4chan faq right now trying to figure out how to copy tripcodes
>>151697042
>trolled so hard the nigger is desperate to claim his username back lolso easy
>>151696995I AGREE WITH BASED KELOWNACLOWN !!BLSuVi+zT0p!!!
>>151697123I don't go on twitter, shit's gay. Tripfagging is also gay. But you? You're the gayest, nigga. I'm confiscating your username. It's mine now. Taking your keys.
>>151697171TLDR>Paul gapes Dylan
>>151697180Whoah, where's your tripcode, tripfag?
>>151697216Didn’t rape enough kids so they took it away sorry anon.
>>151697237I think you're a fraud!
I hope every schizo in these threads dies a violent death.
>>151697282Him and Gwenschizo should honestly be sterilized and then worked to death in a prison camp.
>>151697282Perfect breeding specimen
i’m so glad unique posters are gone because nobody will ever know that almos every spider thread is just me (You)ing myself
>>151697332>Paulfag creeping on kids again.Oof.>>151697332Take the L and move on with your life.
>>151697363fr take the L and move on buddy, Paul is Dylan’s personal cum pump and he’s going to stick around for a LONG time. Hope you’re ready for Enter the Paulverse
>>151697382Ok
>>151696995After seeing what I have of Paul Rabin's fans, and their comments in these threads regarding Dylan, I agree with you.
>>151690743It could happen, but not sure it will. If anyone's dying it'd be one of the main three ultimates.>>151692481Setting him up to be a villain probs.
>>151697450It reads like so many death flags piled on at once that they're going to subvert it. All MJ is saying is the things she'd be saying to Peter in 616 when he suiting up to fight the Vulture. Nothing's out of line yet.
I still believe Benom is gonna turn evil. Hopefully he does and survives Endgame.
>>151697475Nah, he's been pretty clear and he's paid his dues. Unless AI Norman is addressed in issue 24, that's what's going to be a problem. I kind of like it because it gives Benom and Normantron a Venom and Carnage vibe. They're both kind of like Symbiotes, and one is good and the other is bad.
>>151697464Yeah. I do know some people say its a little off for 6160 mj, but i feel it fits too.But yeah i dont see peter dying. But we'll see.>>151697475I would have thought so IF we had another run after this. I think for peter rn its gonna be him vs harry (whose now working with maker's council)
>>151692481He's a bitch because in another timeline Magik and Viper would've been his lovers
>>151694407Cheated with a black man and got pregnant btw
>>151690743All maker needs to do is show Pete what his life was like in not only his own universe, but in 616 and ultimate Pete would immediately jump ship
>GUYS IM NOT KELOWNACLOWN I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS>Heh bet you can’t tripfag as me! >N-no! I hate paul! >G-Guys Let’s discuss spider-man!wow it’s this easy now i can enjoy spider-man threads again until you decide to be a faggot ass schizo that cries in every thread about the gwenschizo existing
>>151697450Honestly if the ultimate universe wasn’t ending I can imagine kang Tony being the next big bad post maker
>>151697609Maybe you should get a grip and realize that some faggot shitposting about another faggot was never as big of a problem as you thought it was, and that shitposting about shitposters shitposting just makes things even more cancerous.Unless your goal was just more cancer in which case fuck you I win.
>>151697633blah blah blah shut up faggot i own your existence and i raped you harder than paul raped dylan
>>151697629Yeah. I am still not 100 percent sure this is the actual ending of ultimate, but we'll see.
I like the Kelownaclown with the tripcode better. Is the one without the tripcode like Reverese Flash?
>>151697675The Kelownaclown without a tripcode clearly fucks kids and I find that shameful. It reflects very badly on both Paul, and his home country of Poland.
>>151697505>>151697513There's still too much set-up to him going evil. He's killed people, he's constantly being called creepy and not being considered Peter Parker and now Tony is trying to enforce his will on him. Also the "I'll be home soon" just reminds me of Venom's "Honey, I'm home" scene.
>>151697727He clearly has a lot of fondness for Richard, and understands that he's not here to replace Peter. He seems to want to be his own thing.He's a direct foil to AI Norman, who is totally pretending to be Harry's father.
>>151697747He doesn't seem to mind replacing him. It's just that since last year he hasn't had the opportunity to do it again.
>>151697727Yeah, just dont think its happening.
>>151697727>Anon thinks the comic that does nothing but set things up with no pay off is going to finally pay offlolevery comic is >What if this happened?>What if that happened?>What if Peter had a family?!>What if Peter had the symbiote?>What if UNCLE BEN was alive instead of aunt may?!?>Woah what if Otto was Spider-man?>What if Richard was Venom?>What if the AI was secretly EVIL>What if the AI wanted to take peter’s life??!?>What if Norman AI wanted Harry to be EVIL?>What if Richard and Black cat were in love?!
>>151697851I wouldnt say USM has no payoffs, its just that its very much focused on one thing. And its hickman, hickman is the guy that doesnt do payoffs untill the very end.And like the last two are flat out the thing?
>>151697851I know but I want to cope until Camp just kills off Benom to raise stakes.
>>151697851>>151697869There's a reason it's Nick Lowe's face on the meme, and not Hickman or Moss
>>151690743>marywhorefag opwakey wakey
>>151696212It would be more Kino if they lived in the northwest like Pgeter and MJ originally planned to during the clone saga.
>>151692481Ok, so it was Peter lusting after underage Black Black Cat in that cover, suppose that's better than the alternative.Dying is a better fate than becoming a 616 habitant anyway.
>>151698947Paul is getting replaced by Flash, retard.https://youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4&pp=ygULcXVlZW4gZmxhc2g%3D
>>151699442Flash is dying in death spiral
>>151699486Flash is going to become the cool new villain Torment and he's going to make Puny Paul his bitch.
>>151698089Like stuff happens in USM, maybe not always what id wish personally,but it does.
Why are Spider-man threads so bad nowadays? Who are these dedicated shitposters?
>>151699640One has been doing this since 2021. The other was born as reaction from the first. Or maybe they're the same person, I dunno.
>>151699640>>151699687It's Gwenschizo and some fan of Gwenschizo who is obsessed with a different guy on twitter who uses the name Kelownaclown.
>>151700253And Kelownaclown himself, the one who started it all!
>>151697629He's already been railroaded to that from three directions. If he manages to break out of that it would be surprising.
>>151700304I already mentioned him, aspie.
>>151700352Why the FUCK are you people so mean to me? Just because I like Gwenschizo? Just because I'm a pedophile? You steal MY user name, humiliate me, you think you're a big man about town with your FUCKING Tripcode to steal MY identity? Just because I like to play silly games with children? FUCK OFF! ALL OF YOU PEOPLE CAN JUST FUCK OFF.
>>151700441lol
>>151700352>It’s Gwenschizo andNo, you only said two! You forgot to mention yourself, retard. >>151700441True! I’m just like Paul, I love raping children.
>>151700465lol
>>151700474You should read my fanfics about them, i love writing about it!
>>151700517You barely string two words together without screeching about Paul or child rape, ala Gwenschizo.
speaking of fanfics anyone reading anything decent lately?bored at the moment and there are so few that are good.
>>151700606nobody reads fanfics are you a faggot?
>>151700644I like the Hellspinner Fancomic.>>151700644Don't be mean just because your butthurt, "Kelownaclown"
>>151700606I never see anything that interests me in the Spider-Man side. All the family ones have Peter be the perfect father which o just don't like.
What is the point of having both Polemachus and Machus?
>>151690743It's time for Ultimate Paul to make his debut.
>>151700739I think you mean Ultimate Flash. Paul's dead and done, kiddo. Get on your wheelchair and hobbleon the Flash train.
>>151700779No, I mean Ultimate Paul, the REAL Spider-Man, favorite son of the One Above All.
>>151700855If he's such a big deal, then why hasn't he shown up yet? Meanwhile, Flash Thompson got a mention. Eddie Brock got a mention. Face it man. Your GOAT is washed. The age of the blonde cripplechad begins now.
>>151700914They're building up to Paul's big entrance.
>>151700700I like how Restitutions implies that Peter wasn't really the best dad before his family died, but he loved them and did his best.
>>151700924They're killing off the whole universe in just six more issues lmao. Are they going to shove in Paul into a collapsing universe 6160 convincing him that it's gonna be his BIG DEBUT
>>151700946No, the universe will collapse BECAUSE Paul enters it. The Maker's tampering weakened the universe so much that it won't be able to withstand Paul's full power.
>>151701174More like it commits suicide just to get away from him. Sort of like his last Earth haha.
>>151700928Maybe I should read that. Or make my own bad dad Peter fic.
>>151690743only Paul can satisfy her trembling holes.
>>151701455It doesn't seem that way!
>>151701537She'll come crawling back.
>>151701537Notice how the sun is framed here as well
>>151701570lol yeah Paul is just such a catch with his cool manbun and his chicken korma and his deep personality.>>151701584Out with Paul, and in with Flash!
>>151692057Even for the genre this is pulling out every stop to an extent rarely seen before.
>>151695568>People just think he won't survive Endgame.He'll be the only survivor, move to 616 and romance Paul
>>151697447Rabin Peter to pay Paulit's like pottery
>>151699513>Flash is going to put shoes on his knees and get into movies at kid prices
>>151701608If MJ will not return to Paul, she must be punished for her treachery.
>>151701746Flash is going to walk on his hands because he's super strong and then he's going to chase after Puny Paul while going really fast on his hands while upside down.
>>151701772>with his stumps wiggling in the airsure, why not
>>151701765>If MJ will not return to Paul, she must be punished for her treachery.We should start a change.org petition demanding that Paul and MJ get back together, otherwise Paul is going to fucking DIE and get REPLACED by the accursed gigachad Flash Thompson.
>>151701782>Flash chasing after Puny Paul with his stumps in the air "GET BACK HERE RABIN, YOU FUCKING NERD">Paul: "NO PLEASE GOD NOOO PETER SAVE ME THE NEW SUPERVILLAIN TORMENT IS GOING TO KICK MY ASS SPIDER-MAN HELP"
>>151700698is this the new “youre gwenschizo”?“hurr durr you think i’m retarded youre kelonaclown”
>>151701980Sorry man. If you're not you're not, you just came off like a dick back there.
>>151701828In reality:
>>151702017>Still has his legsGuess you're not good enough to edit those out, huh? Typical paulchud.
>>151702050Doesn't his cum symbiote generate legs for him? Not that a symbiote would save him from Paul, just saying.
>>151702050>>151702017Paulfags are such morons they don't realize that the lack of legs make him more aerodynamic and minimize his wind resistance. Flash would simply hop from stair to stair before doing a backflip, nailing the landing, and looking up at Paul with a shit eating grin.
>>151702094Yeah, it did. But he doesn't even need the legs to kick Paul's ass, honestly. Ever hear of wheelchair martial arts? Puny Paul's gonna get his ass beat.
>>151702017Pfffthahahahahahahahahafinally some decent OC from these shit threads
>>151702115>Ever hear of wheelchair martial arts? Puny Paul's gonna get his ass beat.The thing about wheelchair martial arts is that you need a functioning wheelchair to do them, and there are lots of ways to sabotage a wheelchair.
>>151702184>there are lots of ways to sabotage a wheelchair.Paul's too busy sabotaging himself
>>151702144Well, it's nice to know that SOMEONE appreciates my craft.
>>151702242It makes up for women never appreciating your dick.
>>151702272Dude, this is /co/, that applies to damn near everyone here, including you probably.
>>151702315Paul gets no bitches, so you pull no bitches. I take after Flash and reap the rewards.
>Paulcucks thinking that Paul is going to get his big break as a supervillain by becoming Torment>Flash is going to hotwheels in there first.
People on twitter are shipping Gwenflash and honestly? Good for them.
>>151702430That's right Paulbitches. Flash is slaying all that pussy while Paul dies alone with no MJ.
>>151702334Let me guess: she's from Canada, we don't know her, and you have a photo to prove she exists, that totally isn't the first picture you found after googling "hot babe".
>>151702472No dude. It's your mom.
>>151702499Joke's on you, that makes you a necrophile.
>>151692481He is basically a heroic version of Khan and Khan is a little bitch even by Migged Thanos standarts
>>151702535If you embarrassed her less, she would have loved you more and would have been able to live longer. As it was she unconsciously realized you were cringe and willed herself to die.
>>151702571You're not even trying to defend the Legless Wonder anymore, are you? Guess Paul is better than him after all.
>Sometimes Paul gets tired of raping Dylan and travels to DC and plays Batman
>>151702662Hey kiddo! What happened to your tripcode?
>>151702633If Paul is better than Flash, how come Flash still gets to be in the comics huh? Checkmate, retard. Paul was slower than a guy with no legs.
>>151702714Paul is better and you know it because if he wasn’t you wouldn’t be trying to compare him to a crippled worthless nugget of a person
>>151702714The wheelchair is an unfair advantage for Flash and you know it!
>>151702714At least Paul still has his legs, and doesn't need a symbiote to fake it.
>>151702758Sorry man, I don't listen to namefags that don't have a tripcode, too easy to get impersonated. You should put your tripcode back on then I'll read your posts.
>>151702769>and what does he use those legs for???>SITTING AROUND
>>151690743Is Tony helmet looking like Kang on purpose?
Retard thinks he own 4chan he knows he can post about MJ here given the title of thread. And yet he made a MJ thread for ZERO reason what a idiot.>>151702405
>>151702817Hey uh, can Gwenschizo's new boyfriend help this idiot calm down or something? I wanted to praise Flash some more.
>>151702833Dont think that's happening, given gomez is happy, and he's petermj guy n1.
>>151702917No, maybe not, but ol' Flash can pull her if he gave a fuck. Unlike Paul. It's just that Flash prefers a Spider-Gwen.
>>151702817>>151702947>>151700474>>151700517Will you losers just fuck off and die already?
They should have interacted with each other much more (and maybe should have kissed too)
>>151702797Yes.
>>151692481jfc tony what the fuck
>>151703744I hate your kind
>>151701608to be fair, Flash might actually be an interesting relationship.
>>151705064Imagine the whole time he's actually dating the bar tender from the Carnage series he met.
>>151701828Seriously I'd forgive Marvel if they did this
>>151702017>damn, forgot about the legs, better tell Gemini to fix that
>>151705249>"no, the legs"
>>151702217>Froggy Nelson was a high school student at the time
>>151702184There's plenty of ways to fuck up a korma.
>Absolutely, absolutely. We did not know that the whole thing was going to be, that we were going to book in the entire thing, until more than halfway through. You know, because we were selling incredibly well. And it's one of these things where you just assume that the train is going to keep running, because that's what Marvel does: ongoing continuity.
>>151698947Marijean's life peaked here.
>>151705908>This is what Paulcucks actually believeFlash is going to show her a good time. Maybe give her some actual kids instead of fakes. Puny Paul has no chance.
>>151706084Fucking Flash has taken EVERYTHING from Paul.
>>151705908>People claim to be Paul fans>Don't even know his kids' names
Personally I think Paul would be me interesting if he had a cool name like Flash Thompson or Bruce Fuckman.
>>151706799Eugene is uncool. It is his own fault.
>>151706817Hmmm... remind me what names Paul gave his kids again?
>>151707149Petruski and Wisdom
>>151707506>and Wisdomthat will never grow old
>>151707506Uh oh... that's WRONG, Paulfags!
>>151706238>Fucking Flash has taken EVERYTHING from Paulexcept legsthat comes next then Paul makes a deal with Mephisto who is eventually sent to rehab for his addiction to Parker-related souls
>>151707599"Whoah Flash, cool new legs!""Thanks. The muscle's all mine though. Puny Paul was barely using them."
What does Felicia and MJ talk about at the diner in issue 5 next week?
>>151707816"What's up with your ex boyfriend?""You mean Puny Paul? You know, that guy didn't even have a cock!"
>>151703744What happened to the new mj x Richard one
>>151707816How food tastes, current television shows.
>>151708831 We need more momcest between Richard and MJ.
>>151709834Not the one I meant.
>>151707816PETER IN SPAAACCCCEEEE....
>>151710374Probably
