Left or right, /co/?
>>151699176Left, redheads turn me the fuck on.
>right will cook you delicious(?) slavic "food">left will spit on a napkin and try to wipe your face with it like you're some kind of helpless toddler.
>>151699258Left please, like a fuckable mom.
>>151699258>Left basically acts like a pseudo-mom to you
As hot as Marge is, I couldn't do that to Glep. Plus I like Zoey well enough. She's a caring gf.
Why would I do my boys Charlie and Glep like that?
>>151699176Left of course
>>151699258Right's the delight sorry to see so many faggots in one place choosing left
>>151699176Glep
>>151699176Red heads
>>151699176Dolly for me
>>151699176Left
>>151699176Neither.Right is a gold digging whore.Left is a quirk chungus that will cheat the second she can
>>151699627Based
neither of them are fat enough for me
From left to right: kill, fuck, marry
>>151699176Left has that shortstack slampiggy look I like, while right is more conventionally attractive. If I could just... FUSE them, she would be the perfect woman.
>>151699191>T. A)
>>151702750>>151699191Or B)
>>151699320Is her name canonically "Marge"?
>>151699627Yep.
>>151699176all the same
>>151704051even Glep?
>>151703981It's Marge Simpson
>>151704707I agree
>>151699176I agree with >>151699320>>151699353, Glep's a bro. Fuck, I'd honestly cheer that lil nigga on from the cuck corner, that's how much pull Glep has. It'd be hotter to fuck left in secret
>>151699627Fuck yes.
>>151699176NeitherGive me that critter pussy
>>151699306>>151699276...who knew the quickest solution to fame was t'dress like lisa simpson/have a moment with charlie
>>151699176Nice slop art
Gotta be honest with you fellasEven if the whole thing was Glep's idea he should be more helpful and productive around the office, it's not fair that Charlie and Pim have to do the work and Allan does whatever Allan does while he sits and watches ADHD videos
>>151707911he managed to sacrifice his well-being by getting mr. president out of office so he can relax on the beach desu
>>151707973He may have done big things in the past, but what has he done for me lately? How long can you coast on your past successes without further contribution?
>>151702589Same
>>151699176worth noting i'n not above it all
>>151699176Left all the way
>>151707911I just assumed Glep was a major stockholder/investor in Smiling Friends, which is why the whole place went to shit when he left. He's earned the right to watch YouTube videos when he's keeping the building's lights on
>>151701154Smiling Friends tends to use the same 'template' for a lot of its female incidentals, so the weirder-looking ones will always grab my attention.
>>151708218wasn't there that tme he babysat for someone too?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H1FwuPU6WM
>the less blatantly sexy waifu is the one gooners drool overOther examples include Raven and Velma. Why does this keep happening? They don't even have good personalities.
>>151713461She seems more attainable, and/or open to kinkier things. Expecting a beautiful woman to reciprocate a coomer’s feelings feels too unrealistic because we all hate ourselves and the lack of sex we’re having. Objectively if Marge told me she wanted me I would gladly choose her, but it’s hard to imagine her wanting me. Zoey might.I wish I could believe hot women would like me and not look at me like I insult them by existing. I’m lonely and horny /co/, and I’m having a hard time not talking about it anymore.
>>151699191I'm more into blondes
>>151707911Life isn't fair.
>>151713461Like >>151713693 said, it's about attainability
