I noticed that deathbulge started updating again, so I decided to story time it. This is mostly a gag-a-day comic. There's very little continuity, so maybe calling it a story time is a bit of a misnomer.It had gone for a long time without updates (most of 2018-2025, with a few exceptions) while the author was working on a videogame. But it's been updating again this year. The first few pages do follow a sort of coherent timeline and only follow a few characters, but they aren't really relevant to the rest of the comic.https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/1Once the comic gets on it's feet, one of the silly background details in the comic is the wacky hair styles that characters have, which relates to their sorta role in whatever the strip is. (not an actual spoiler lol).
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I think around 30 pages in is where the comic mostly stops following the band and starts evolving into what most people remember it for..
Huh, the site had a cast page. It's not really relevant though. https://www.deathbulge.com/about
>>151703289>Huh, the site had a cast page. It's not really relevant though. https://www.deathbulge.com/about
This one of the funny early ones IMO.
speaking of favorites therse a page which lists some on their site:http://www.deathbulge.com/favouritesThese are either fan favorites or the author's favorites. not sure which.
It's been a while since I read this comic, so I dont remember most of these either.
Yes the file names skip a number here for some reason:http://www.deathbulge.com/comics/49
>>151703964Whoops, I posted this out of order.51.jpg comes after 501.jpg
http://www.deathbulge.com/comics/54skips another number here for some reasosn.
The comics don't have alt text yet, but I looked at the archive page and they do have titles.http://www.deathbulge.com/archiveYou can't view from the comic page itself, only on that index page, so im not gonna post the names
The sequel to the bathroom spiderman comic.
>>151704212Im think the hair on the guy in snowcomic.jpg is supposed to look like sonics hair
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Lovin' these.
I just realized when waiting for the post cooldown timer that on this comic that their shirts correspond to flags of countries.One is obviously japan, the other seems to be:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Burkina_Faso
>>151704963And no i didn't know this by memory, i just searched a description of the flag.
Awesome to see this thread, thanks OP
yes it just skips a bunch of numbers in the filenames.https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/98https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/99
>Error: Image resolution is too large.I can't post the 100th comic here, because its in a single very long image file. He made an extra long comic for the 100th comic with viewer suggestions involvesed.I don't really feel like going through the effort of chopping it up and figuring out how big dimensions can be on 4chan, so just go to the site and read it, sorry.https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/100The original dimensions of the image were>750×19333
>>151705595>>151705630>>151705652These 4 comics are a mini storyline.
>>151703466I have only seen the edited version I had no idea it was from deathbulge
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I think this is the first animated one in the series.
>>151705797What’s the edited version of that comic?
I wonder how many of these characters ended up in the game.
>>151706074just the bottom 4 panels and the deathbulge.com part was erased
This ones funny to me for how casually fucked up it is.
I love how this one does a bait and switch and makes you think he ate the cat at first.
I suppose it also could have been subverting the expectation he sat on it.
Yeah they give the snowman an afro.
>>151707977wait, deathbulge is british?
Yes, the comics start getting alt text 170 strips in.Alt text:>If only he went with a less offensive swear word, like CRAP. Then he'd only have to give up an eyeball (or an eyedot in this case).
Alt text:>He's gonna have to start using his feet! .. FOR THE SCULPTING, I MEANT FOR SCULPTING.
>>151708021>Alt text:>>He's gonna have to start using his feet! .. FOR THE SCULPTING, I MEANT FOR SCULPTING.Woops i posted the alt text for 171 but not the comic.
Alt Text:>"Haha oh man I can't believe it worked. She has no idea!"
Alt Text:>He may not have the key for it, but I'm sure he could just pry it open if he wanted to. But he doesn't, because he has a huge fetish for unopened treasure chests.
Alt Text:>She should have talked in a smaller font.
Alt Text:>He was lucky to get that refund. Usually you have to provide a receipt and/or vomit the food back into its original packaging.
Alt Text:>To be honest, this comic isn't REALLY just for the ladies. I'm up for whatever.
Alt Text:>I'm not warping the phrase's meaning at all. Those organ hunks have wonderful personalities.
Alt Text:>Still not sure how he won the standoff with a town map.
Alt Text:>"As its discoverer, I shall name it after my son, Crotch."
Alt Text:>The fun part to this is reading the comic out loud as fast as you can, whilst successfully pronouncing every bass correctly.
Alt Text:>He then apologised for breaking the door, because it is also super manly to admit when you've been careless.I think this is the first comic where we see the running gag of breaking down doors in that pose.
Alt Text:>He is sooo not getting that Shiva materia.>>151708285>I think this is the first comic where we see the running gag of breaking down doors in that pose.This is an iconic pose from the comic by the way. It's so iconic that it made it into the video game he made as the door opening animation.
Alt Text:>Whatever it is you've been doing. I better not cashew doing it again.I had to look it up but they are a real nut:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongongo
Alt Text:>I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that for a reasonable fee, I will come to your birthday party dressed up like this, and entertain guests with my balloon holding skills.
alt text:>The monster used to have a day-specific sock for a head, but he soon grew tired of having to transfer his brain from sock to sock 7 times a week.
alt text:>I can't think of a good hover text for this, so just visualize me naked pulling funny faces at you until it makes you giggle.
alt text>It's not so bad. I think there's a rattle in there too.
alt text>First prize is a framed photo of the winner receiving the prize.
alt txt:>I remember when he showed me a picture of his face. That brought up a few questions.
alt txt:>Putt, flop and fart: The lesser-known alternative to stop, drop and roll.
alt text:>Deep.
alt text:>Despite only having one foot, Bigfoot almost outran them. But then he tripped over a red fox that was actually red. Phil and Murv could have taken this opportunity to catch him, but they got distracted by a passing blue tit.
alt text:>DID YOU KNOW?: It's not actually the colour red that enrages the bull. It's the constant reminder that they'll never get to wear those flamboyant matador costumes. THEY JUST WANNA LOOK FABULOUS DAMMIT.
alt text:>Alternatively, if you do catch a fish. Cut off some of the fishing line and make your date a fish head necklace. They'll love it. A souvenir of your time together will ensure they will never forget you. And hey, maybe 50 years down the line, they'll invite you to their place for a bit of hot sexy strip bingo.
Alt text:>"But Dan, this comic makes no sense, surely it should work both ways in that all the while nothing is put in the box, it would constantly generate something." Yes. But surely air counts as something. BOOM!! Next question. 8^)
alt text:>Three records were broken that day: Longest sex, Longest post-sex smoking session and Longest time spent knocking one out in a traffic cone costume.
alt text:>It also comes with a state-of-the-art alarm clock feature; there's a butt on the other side that farts into your wrist at the set time. It may sound silly, but it is the future. The loudest alarm noises pale in comparison to the effectiveness of dual-cheek vibration.
does anyone know what the mom's shirt acronym stands for?alt text>It's not just a t-shirt, it's a warning. Fire isn't the only thing that can issue sick burns.
alt text:>At least she didn't catch him with that naughty magazine again.
Episode 200 is also too large to upload in terms of dimensions> 750×14005Just go view on the website, sorry.https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/200alt text:>Hopefully this comic's length makes up for how tiny my willy is.
alt text:>It's a shame he didn't bust out his special bass fish sunglasses instead, cause hey, might as well cover all BASSES!!! HA HA THERE IT IS AGAIN. SOMEBODY STOP ME.
alt text:>This is the real reason I quit my job. None of that "pursuing the dream" rubbish.
alt text:>heyg
alt:>Something tells me Claire McHaire won't be a regular character.
alt text:>Sandal sales went through the roof after that walking on water stunt.
alt;>Why check your phone now? You'll have plenty of time for that in your coffin when I BURY YOU ALIVE.
alt:>What's your bra size? DOUBLE I?? LOL!!!
alt:>"..and take that bloody balaclava off! I'm not letting you drive without adequate peripheral vision."
alt text:>They really crossed the line with this one.
>>151708826alt:>Hey don't worry this almost never happens in real life.
alt:>There's not a crotch splinter in the world that can tear them apart.
The red hair guy appears in a few more comics. the/a judge does as well.alt:>Turns out that driving left-hand drive vehicles in the UK is perfectly legal. I did not know that! I guess that means they were being chased for other reasons, like maybe their car was too orange.
alt text:>He may not play it by the book. But he always gets results.
>"But but but...I'll feel the spider walking around on the other side of paper. Ahhh that'll feel so weird on my hand!! OH GOD I CAN'T DO IT."
Alt Text:>Later that day, a picture of a girl dropping books everywhere appeared on the internet with 'FAIL' written in the corner. Book-dropper girl became an overnight sensation.
alt:>In the future, all countries will have Facebook Likes as their currency.
yes it skips a number here for some reason in the files name:https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/217anyways alt text:>>Word on the street is that there are people who are surgically adding extra nostrils to their face so that they can pull off the highly-celebrated Triple Booger Saver.
https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/218i dont know why they are out of order in the file names.anyways, alt text:>The doctor prescribed him with 50mgs of 'Kick Me' stickers, to be applied to the back on a daily basis.
alt:>Coming out to your parents and telling them you're straight is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do.
can someone explain this alt text to me:>He soon calmed down after hearing the soothing tones of a duck's quack echoing through the mountains.
alt :>It's a shame he never got round to installing those flaming hoops inside.
>I can't believe they saw my hair before it was fully flowered. How embarrassing. :(
>And so, Goopy spent the rest of the day lying in the grass, soaking up the sun with a smile on his face and everyone lived happily ever after.
>He should probably switch to a short-sleeved shirt to prevent further melting.
>You got a thesaurus back there too? It'd be a bit boring to just keep calling you a slag over and over. Would be nice to cycle through some synonyms to keep it fresh, y'know?
alt text:>"Man, this is great. Why doesn't EVERYONE do this?"
alt>As this comic implies: If your life becomes a complete wreck, it's because you didn't collect all the gems. What do the gems look like? Word on the street is that they've assumed the form of Deathbulge merchandise.
>"Now where's your son? I need to give him the mug for #1 pimp."
>There's nothing more satisfying than the realisation that you managed to fit the word 'football' into every single panel.
>Gotta love a bit of DRY HUMOUR.
I looked it up and the bird and game are both real:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daldøshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guianan_cock-of-the-rockalt text:>Unfortunately after scrunching up the comic and throwing it over my shoulder, it landed on my computer and uploaded itself to the site.
alt>FUN MOOSE FACT: Their antlers can grow at a rate of up to 1 inch per day. Haha, imagine having a beard that grew as fast as that.
>At least it's not as confusing as that negative space haircut he had last week.
>Is it some kind of boat?
>If you keep practicing, eventually you'll get so good that you'll be able to pick your nose without them noticing.
>Based on a true story, only instead of listening to christmas music, I was eating a burger made out of play-doh.
>It's a shame that Bone and Tennis Ball couldn't join us, this game is much more fun with 4 players.
>Just wait til you see the guy with the European Union haircut.
alt text:>This is the 239th best Deathbulge comic.
>Of course, super-indecisiveness means that he NEVER decides on an option. That's what's so super about it. So don't start coming at me with the whole "surely he has the power to stop time until he reaches a decision!" Hahhhh. Though that said, I bet there's a ton of logical fallacies in this comic that I haven't even begun to consider. That's the fun part. Bring on the questions, I'll have a blast trying to answer them.
This is a guest comic.Alt text:>Whoa a guest comic strip?!?! You better believe it. Dorris McComics is great fun and I highly recommend you check out his stuff. Especially if you like jokes about illusions, he's very good at those.
>Stitches are on the way out. Corks are becoming the hip new way to seal flesh wounds.
>Now to build a punching bag made of downvotes.
>Eventually, with a face riddled with bruises and blood, he finally managed to compliment the true owner of the haircut. Who also punched him because that's what everyone else was doing and he wanted to fit in.
>That wasn't flying, that was the sickest dunk I've ever seen.
>The only reason I keep doing this comic is to impress the ladies with my ability to stick to my update schedule. My commitment levels are THROUGH THE ROOF. If that's not relationship material I don't know what is.
>When life gives you lemons, make 'em into a bomb-ass citrus haircut.
>The winner of the contest was the pumpkin that had "alright, break it up you two" carved into it.
>Creating this comic made my eyes water more than cutting a thousand onions with a knife made of onions whilst watching a rather graphic documentary about eye surgery.
>I'll ask again later.
>Now that's what I call a carpool.
>>151708006>wait, deathbulge is british?He might live in britain judging from his twitter:https://x.com/deathbulge
>He keeps getting himself banned from bars because of his determination to frame every single cocktail.
>And that was when Santa walked in, frontin' like hot shit cause he had packages for every single country. He went missing after that.
>Yeah I'm fine thanks! You?
>Those handcuffs were a little tight.
>Lamest strip poker player ever.
I laughed too much at this one.alt text:>Bee stings. Vomit. You're welcome.
alt text:>Is there a fishing simulator where you can unlock a fish as a playable character? If not, MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD GET ON THAT.
>See this is why Christmas is so awesome. The Easter Bunny would never do that.
I checked on the website, and this page is only from december 2014. I suspect the reason deathbulge isn't more widely known, is in part because most of his comics came out around that time.Alt text:>Luckily he was quickly discovered by a passer-by who promptly ripped open his shirt to reveal that he was in fact, an ambulance.
alt text:>Simmer soon got sick of having to swap the names of the pieces over and over.
alt:>The vault was empty anyway. All the money was spent on security.
>The session consisted mainly of him lathering himself up in thick gravy and body slamming her. After a half hour she began to appreciate how different it was from the usual bedroom rituals. Unconventional, REFRESHING. She left his room a new woman, her eyes had been opened, she could never go back to regular intercourse.
>Fuck you Dan.
>Fun fact: I have a lisp in real life. I can't even say the name of my own webcomic properly. DIDN'T THINK THAT ONE THROUGH.
alt text:>I had a maths teacher that lost more and more hair over the years. Eventually he just had this one tiny square patch of hair just above his ear. He had that for a good half a year. Truly an inspiration.
>Mum casts Punish on José. José is now grounded.
>She then took some selfies with the baby in her arms. Still in the womb of course.
>My inner baller is getting out of hand. This is the 4th Deathbulge comic that features basketball and I can't stop slam dunking comics into the scanner.
>"Yin and Yang were right. There is no life without Death."
>It took a long time to settle on a name for the monster truck. But I went with MAXIMUM LOAD in the end because as I was thinking it over, I walked past a sign that said 'Maximum Load'. It was a sign. But it was also a sign. Hurhur.
>It's a little flawed but hey it's only a prototype. The next model will have a built-in waste tank positioned above you, separated with a glass window for your viewing pleasure.
>and then he found out his dad took the photos.
This ones got very creative use of paneling:>I was getting rather tired of the same old panel borders all the time. So I figured it was time to BRANCH OUT, HAHAEHEAHAEHAEHAEHAEAHE.
alt text:>If there was a world record for most punches to the groin in a minute. He would've smashed it.>>151710682>>I was getting rather tired of the same old panel borders all the time. So I figured it was time to BRANCH OUT, HAHAEHEAHAEHAEHAEHAEAHE.in case it wasnt already obvious, this wasn't my writing. This was the author's alt text for 274:https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/274
>A few years ago I purchased a Super Mystery Box and got a Deathbulge book. I've been stealing ideas from it ever since.
>For those interested, the other 2 dinosaurs are the Pachycephalosaurus (what the hell kind of name is that seriously) and the Tsintaosaurus.
alt text:>Good thing he didn't try to close the program.
>You'd think Nevin would be horrified. But he was just happy that Deathbulge had finally recorded something.
alt text:>The bank robber wasn't there for the money, he just wanted to draw the attention of the police so that he could bask in the presence of those sensational shirts.>>151708902>The red hair guy appears in a few more comicshe's got another apperance here
>Alternatively, date someone who is much taller than you.
>Deathbulge comics laughed at: 0
> The goal of Fish Wizard is to be the first to collect enough enchanted fishbowls to summon and take on the dreaded whale sorceress.
we can see another usage of the door kick here.alt text:>The work contract is tattood into his left armpit. He gets very ticklish when people try to sign it.
>Looks like the guy that was designated a seat in the airport terminal was better off after all.
>Good thing he replied when he did. If he held out any longer his outfit would've changed into a Deathbulge fan, which wouldn't have been very comfortable.
>Cameras are like shotguns. The closer the target, the greater the damage.
>I suppose that 5th panel could've been a little bigger.
>If the joke is funny enough, a soiled pants icon will light up on the screen.
>Technically he still managed to do what he was told to do. But there wasn't enough room in the first panel for "The Adventures of the Guy That Usually Can't Get Anything Right but Sometimes Does, Though in Those Cases the Method Used to Get It Right Is Wrong, or at Best, Unconventional.""
>If that's not a canoe then why was there also a guy dressed as an oar?
I wonder what /mu/ would think of this one.alt text:>Jeff Buckley knew what he was doing.
alt text:>He had tried to think of a way out himself, but the thoughtbubble was taking up too much space.
>Whenever he gets his haircut he insists on having it cut with the usual equipment. Much to the annoyance of hungry hairdressers looking to improve their potassium intake.
>Can't blame the guy for thinking positively, huhrurrhurhruh.
alt text:>They had a lot of trouble trying to find the plus sign, but then they received a hot tip from an anonymous pirate.
>...or better yet, wear a sick Deathbulge tee WHICH YOU CAN NOW BUY IN THE SHOP. GO GO GO!!!!!
>There's nothing quite like seeing God slam dunk someone straight through all 9 circles of hell.
>>151711096Well, there's more comic strips to go, but it seems we will hit thread image limit and I feel like this basket ball comic is a good one to leave this thread off with.So as a final bonus, here's the easter egg comic you get on the 404 page not found error:https://www.deathbulge.com/you/got/lost
Whats the typical thing you do in storytimes when you hit image limit? Make a new thread or let some discussion happen in this one?I'm probably just gonna make a new thread tomorrow.
i haven't played the game but here's the steam page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083790/Deathbulge_Battle_of_the_Bands/
>>151703031Will read later
