Why does he still sound like a little boy? Did he get that's my purse'd too many times? Did his balls never drop?
i want to be just like him
>>151706280He has the same heart and balls as Goku
>>151706309Just squeeze your winky and balls in a vice until they pop and there you go.
>>151706280Because retards wouldn't have been able to tell it was Bobby if he actually sounded like his balls dropped. The revival made so many retarded creative decisions, but having Bobby, who is a grown as man at this point, still be voiced by a woman was one of the dumbest fucking things ever. Woman voicing little boy characters is understandable, but aged up Bobby should have been voiced by a man. He just sounds like a giant pussy who was castrated.
>>151706336Every time someone mentions Goku I am reminded that this exists.
>>151706444What drives someone to think of stuff like this, and this force the world to gaze upon their demented creation?
>>151706444You gotta love /dbs/, they make even the Sharty quake in their boots.
>>151706280For the same reason boomhauer is a step daddy, bill still thirsts for peggy, dale is still married to nancy and nancy is back fucking redcorn, the kahns are divorced despite them having the most rock solid marriage of anyone in the show, and the manosphere ep.It's produced, directed, and written by middle aged out of touch women and beta "males". Like basically all streaming media.Of course they're going to have bobby keep the little girl voice that combined with the FUCK AWFUL design of his adult form makes him seem like a middle aged dyke who only recently started taking testosterone.
>>151707111>modern remake that clearly was made by people who fucking hated the originalWhy is this shit so common? What's the point of nostalgia bait shit if the new thing shits on the old thing?I seriously fucking hate these people
>>151706309>rejected a real salary so he can partially own a restaurant You really don't, you would be better investing into a time-share
Spics are spiritual Negroes
>>151706280It's called bashful testicles.
>>151707111>and nancy is back fucking redcorn,Not anymore unless they want to curse anew VA
>>151706280Because they didn't want to fire Pamela Adlon. The only reason they changed Joseph's voice is because Brittany Murphy couldn't be counted on to show up at recording sessions so they cut her down to one voice.>>151707302I don't think this is made my people who hated the original at all. It's not as funny as the original becausea) Mike Judge has a genuine preference for "grounded" stories and was known to dislike more broad comedy stories (like Bill stealing a tank), so everyone is following his lead;b) For various reasons a lot of the broader comedy characters like Luanne, Kahn and Dale are either absent or downplayed compared to the original;c) The original was made in a boom time with a huge staff of highly-paid writers punching up every joke; this has a tiny mostly-inexperienced writers room like a lot of streaming shows. You get what you pay for.
>>151707653>The only reason they changed Joseph's voiceBreckin Meyer got screwed over the worst on this reboot. Not allowed to voice Joseph, a half-white character whose whole gag is that he thinks he's entirely white, and unlike Toby Huss they didn't even find him another character to voice.
>>151707111>middle aged out of touch womenyou will apologize to coelasquid this fucking instant
>>151707111I'm guessing the reason Kahn and Minh are divorced is so they could have the option to bring back Minh and not Kahn.Midway through production, Greg Daniels gave an interview where he indicated that they hadn't decided if Kahn would appear, but if he did, they would have to recast him. They did eventually decide to bring him back with a different (terrible) actor, but they probably shouldn't have.The Disney rule they adopted in 2020 where no white actor is allowed to voice a non-white character really did a number on this show.
>>151706280His fat belly crushed his balls.
>>151707754>eventually decide to bring him back with a different (terrible) actorShould have called Uncle Roger
>>151708226hot
>>151706280Why does he look like Guy Fieri?
>Bobby Hill is just a fat ass who fucks random women but still lusts after his child hood crush who literally fucks random dudes in an open relationshipDamn who wanted this shit?
>>151706280Didnt want to recast.
>>151706444Goku wouldn’t know who Shelob, is way to ruin the immersion
>>151710719Goku wouldn't also want to be a maggot nugget feeding off of shit and dick cheese. But he would wish bone cancer on Chichi.
>>151707111You're not wrong. I knew the series was done when in the promotional material there wasn't a single hamburger in sight. They're all grilling kebabs. The symbolism of a skewered penis. In the show Hank gets off the plane and kisses urethane flooring like a foreigner as opposed to American soil. All the constant references and name calls to Saudi Arabia. I hate it. Soulless.
>>151706280What does his bussy feel like?
>>151706280Pamela Adlon IS Bobby Hill. I'm sure the King of the Hill crew understood keeping her for the adult role would be a risk, but they made it work. It's honestly one of the revival's least jarring aspects so far
>>151707111>boomhauer is a step daddyBoomhauer fucked himself over by sleeping around too much and never settling down. Now he has to settle for a single mother if he wants to keep getting pussy>the kahns are divorced despite them having the most rock solid marriage of anyone in the showKahn's getting divorced isn't unsurprising since Kahn had a history of constantly fucking over the family because of his ego and unlikable personalityEverything else is a weird throwback to status quo though and both Bill and Dale are even worse people than beforeBill finally making friends with some other people and deciding to besmirch Hanks name because we need to remind the audience that Bill's still pathetic was awful and Dale screwing Hank out of being a Coach wasn't funny
>>151709020First part is based, second is cringe and should've been confined to one episode that'd put an end to their cute childhood romance. At most, let their failed adult romance shuffle until the end of Season 14 and then move on.
>>151709020At least the show called out how pathetic and in-denial Connie was being about the open relationship
>>151706444>First the Krillin yabba dabba posting and now thisDBZ fans are demented
>>151706420Plus I thought we weren't allowed to voice characters who don't match our personal identities anymore because of the problem with Apu.
>>151707111So Mike Judge is a "beta male"? Ok retard
>>151706444Thank you for inflicting this upon us, anon. It's good to know there are still posters here capable of writing things like this.
>>151712040Is it intentional that Connie looks so much like Joseph on HRT?
>>151707754Yeah the Kahn voice was bad, the Ted voice was bad too. >>151707674I believe they brought Toby Huss back to do a Dale impression tho.
>>151706280Bobby I want to fuck your mom real bad
>>151713840Bill...
>>151706444What about the one where Goku wishes Vegeta's sperm into baby Pan oh god I hate myself for even typing that.
>>151709020>literally fucks random dudes in an open relationshipthe show makes it pretty clear the "open relationship" was she dated Chang, and Chang got to do whatever he wanted. Her having multiple partners is barely brought up outside of an explanation on why Chang gets to "cheat on her" openly and it's not a problem. It's also why the second Bobby makes it clear he's an option she tries to get him back.She was never "poly", she was a loser who was fine with Chang the Chad getting everything he could get because it was that or she got nothing at all.
>>151713840>yfw when she was made aware of what foot fetish porn was she was still cool with it -even actively enthusiastic about it- until the producer began insulting her to her face about itwe could have had it all
>>151706280He has a narrow scrotum
>>151706280His power level got too high. Over 9000, even.
>>151706499The Aristocrats!
>>151706280>Why does he still sound like a little boy?Because he should have a musctache as his toy
>>151715134>>Why does he still sound like a little boy?Because he should have a mustache as his toy
>>151714852I think the reveal that her parents have been divorced was also supposed to be a factor in her lifestyle choices.
>>151706280honestly if there was one character where keeping the child voice intact made sense its Bobby. it really wouldn't have been the same without Pamela Adlon.
>>151709020Fat loser old women and creeps who don't understand how normal people work. And bobby pulling prime pussy while looking like that and having that voice is 100% unbelievable.>>151710689Then fucking don't do the fucking sequelThey are supposed to be early 30s at most. But these people who never mentally grew beyond being college children decided to make them the most unconvincing early 20 year olds on earth. And they could have EASILY had Adon be the voice of a Good Hank that moved into Hank and Peggy's house to be looked after ala Luanne. But no, they needed to make him look like a fag and pull some retarded "manosphere" bullshit to get one over on those darned incels. >>151711977The FUCK it did. It's fucking garbage. And even in Japan, the land of keeping wildly inapropriate female seiyuu for adults. The Japanese imported funi dubbed Dragon Ball and it was wildly popular. This is a bad call. >>151712020Fucking Cotton Hill was getting pussy even in his advanced age. And buck strickland was banging women 1/3 his age all day.A single mother as a steady supply of pussy to a man who pulls bitches on the reg is the dumbest fucking excuse on earth. They just wanted the town pussy slayer to be shown as hooked up with a single motherIt's clearly female wish fulfilment. >KahnBoth of them are toxic assholes but together they made it work and they worked well together. It's the destruction of family for bullshit reasons normalized. Also wishfulfilment and telling women that fucked up their marriage that it's the right thing to do. The show is written by people who watched a few eps and then tried to do the same thing but add in the worst ideas imaginable. >>151712983...Oh fuck you. I knew they were going to go full rose tico on the sweet nice girl and make her some level of skank then try to make old bitches hot. Its creepy and sad. >>151715342Pamela Adon should have been Good Hank. Just doing a cotton hill impersonation.
>>151706444You motherfuckers need a hobby.
>>151712931Yes, yes (you) are.
>>151715494>A single mother as a steady supply of pussy to a man who pulls bitches on the reg is the dumbest fucking excuse on earth.>They just wanted the town pussy slayer to be shown as hooked up with a single motherthe original run demonstrated Boomhauer WANTED to settle down and get married, whereas Buck and Cotton were lifelong pussyslayers and loved every minute of it.
>>151715902Those handful of plotlines no one liked in a desperate attempt to give him depth and sell him to the female audience? Who in the sideways FUCK would have wanted them to go this route.Boomhauer finding out he has a bastard and him moving in with him. Would have been more entertaining.
>>151706444I still made animations more degenerate than this, try harder.
>>151706499Montezuma's curse. Their blood hates itself.
>>151706280I like how they replaced the white VAs with non-white VAs for no good reason then didn't replace Bobby's VA even though it would actually make sense to do that
