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Deathbulge is a mostly gag-a-day comic. It started off following a band named deathbulge, but they only show up occasionally now.
Link to the website:
https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/1
https://deathbulge.com/archive

Mostly irrelevant cast page: https://deathbulge.com/about


Previous thread: >>151703031
I hit bump limit so I made a new one.


https://deathbulge.com/comics/298
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>There's nothing quite like seeing God slam dunk someone straight through all 9 circles of hell.
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>This can also be applied to drug trafficking. Simply tell security that 'gullible' was taken out of the dictionary and stash your drugs in a hollowed out dictionary.
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Unlike the 100th and 200th comics they didnt have an extra long strip for the 300th. So Im actually able to post the full thing this time.


anyways, here's the alt text:
>Was Dan naked at the party or just shirtless? I guess we'll never know.
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>The party hat sizes are symbolic of the wearers enthusiasm for birthday party fun.
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>Death's unconventional approach to advertising proved very effective and soon became a popular advertising method for many life insurance companies around the world.
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>Sometimes he'll play 2 dunk cards in a row. You don't want to be around for that.
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Heh.
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>I guess that leaves the question of WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE GIGANTIC THREE-HEADED DOG? Probably someone that's trying to overcompensate for how small their ability to look after their dogs is.
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I encourage anons to comment on the strips as I post more of them. It also helps to keep the thread bumped.
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>I guess it would be pretty magical if this alt text WAS an 1000 word essay on dicks. But essays were never my strong suit, in fact I probably woulda got top marks in uni if it wasn't for those bloody things. Honestly I probably would've got better marks if I just wrote about dicks all the time.
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This current strip was from a little over ten years ago. The index page on the website says it was published in september 2015.


anyways, the alt text:
>Yeah, this woulda been the perfect opportunity to have a comic featuring the whole Deathbulge band actually doing actual band stuff but that would ruin everything.
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>>151718239
>This current strip was from a little over ten years ago. The index page on the website says it was published in september 2015.

Part of the reason this webcomic might not be well known anymore is that the bulk of his comics came out around that time period.
In 2018 it went on hiatus (for the most part) until this year, while the creator was developing the Deathbulge video game.
Hopefully he's able to keep putting out stuff as I liked the comic a lot.
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>Yamaha PSR-280 Demo Song #3: "Rockin'". Look it up. You're welcome.


Out of curiosity, I decided to look it up the song in the alt text, and found this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk-DiBBUyE4
>Rockin'
Some people suggested it was based on a song by joe satriani.
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>My goal in life is to listen to "Spandau Ballet - True" so much that "Haa ha ha HAAAAA ha" becomes my natural laugh.
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>Mah minds tellin me NOOOooohh... BUT MAH BODY, mah BOHHDEEEEEZTELLINME YEEAHHEHERRRSS
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>Ghostus is lying, there IS something spookier, and that's the spookmobile's windscreen wipers. But he's saving those for a rainy day.
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>Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care whether or not they'll remain attached to your forearms. YOUR MOVE FUCKER.
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This one was memorable to me for some reason.

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>He secured a second term after successfully hitting taxes and unemployment rates round the head with the crystal until they lowered significantly.
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https://www.patreon.com/deathbulge

This one is in part the author advertising his new (at that time) patreon. So I linked it as well to keep the vibe.
It doesn't actually point directly to the patreon button on his website:
http://deathbulge.com/comics/313
I tried looking at archives, and it may have always been like that. Not sure.

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>Why is that ladder in the development chamber? It was finished ages ago.
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>No one knew when the party ended because they all left early.
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>I take great pride in the fact this isn't the first time I've drawn a comic that involves multicoloured vomit.
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>Looks like those guys need to COOL OFF and LET OFF SOME STEAM.
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>Mowses! This hover text is just TOO FUNNY! You gotta d
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>He should've known something was up when the rings had disclaimers inscribed on them.
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>Sadly the whole house came crashing down once she put her clothes back on.
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>Fortunately he had wallet life insurance. Though that meant that in claiming, the wallet was no longer dead so he couldn't claim so then it died again and basically wallet life insurance is a very confusing experience and you shouldn't get involved.
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>Yes I'm aware this is comic 321 and yes I am extremely disappointed in myself regarding the distinct lack of rocket launch countdowns featured within. I'll be sure to make up for it when comic 4321 comes around.
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>That's how I passed my exams. I would put textbooks on the end of q-tips and ram them through my head. It works, you should definitely try it and then sue me for talking you into it and then you can enjoy a new series of Deathbulge comics about me being bankrupt and selling Ian the Fisherman's fishing rods behind his back to afford bare essentials.
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>He decided to stay behind and order some frowns with a side of tears for dipping.
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>The pub was promising a lot with a name like that. I was skeptical. But those doubts immediately vanished the second I saw the burger selection.
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>It was either that or Barrett getting caught in an AVALANCHE. Ha ha ha.
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>I mean.. you can date them if you want. Just don't come crying to me when you find yourself constantly fighting over who should downgrade to 2.
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>It's only when we are lost that we are truly able to find ourselves *breaks out map*.
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>Obviously God is the dominant one in the relationship. Heaven is on top after all.
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>This is the third mug-related joke I've done. The previous two bombed hard, so Deathbulge "mug" comics have developed somewhat of a bad reputation, as a result there was no way I was gonna leave you with a dreaded MUG comic for a whole week so HOORAY SURPRISE FRIDAY BONUS COMIC UPDATE. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!?
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>The four horsemen concluded that it would be a shame for them to end the world when they had £100 to burn. So they got crunk instead.
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>All that love shit was hilarious too.
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>THAT'S RIGHT. This is the first Deathbulge comic to be drawn completely digitally! Throwing up on paper was beginning to take its toll.
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>To all the mothers of the world: Loving and supporting your kids unconditionally is only fulfilling a maternal stereotype. Break the mold, own your child.
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>The heart pumps shampoo and the liver produces conditioner.
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>Boy I sure hope no one else does this joke.
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>The key to attracting a murderer is all in the execution.
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>Message to potential murderers out there: This murder comic is NOT a bait to attract and identify you. I did NOT land a detective gig for real after that last comic. Please continue with your incriminating social media comments.
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>Usually the competition entrants are submitted by others. It's very rare that people enter themselves.
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>If you're having trouble getting it up, try backcombing.
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>Oh man that's like £1 for every 24 pages of HOT BULGE PRINT! WHAT A BARGAIN. That police squad should be arresting me for disturbing the market with these CRIMINALLY LOW PRICES.
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>He wasn't too keen on the teal wallpaper so he had it changed to burgundy once he moved in. The value of the room skyrocketed after that.
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>The brain mane goes great with intestine pubes.
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>Unlike the others, Flatpak doesn't evolve through levelling up, you have to expose it to an Assembly Instructions Stone.
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>Considering that 'corpsing' is slang for breaking character on set. What do you call it when someone playing the role of a corpse breaks character?
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>It's important to always have a sponge handy in case of unexpected baby showers.
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>When owning a police car dog, it's important to have rollerskates handy in case of high speed chases.
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>The E is for Extreme, the U is for Ultimateclubforwinners.
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>Most people don't think this happens to their packages but that's because later in the day the postmen usually continue on to the Ironing Out Creases Competition.
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>Little did they know there was treasure in the dog's arse.
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>Hopefully the joke behind the comedian's haircut doesn't go over your head.
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>Aftershave optional.
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>The same thing happens to Ian whenever he walks past the gym whilst looking a little doughy.
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>Maybe next week I'll do a comic about a car racing pit stop where a bunch of hunky guys just wipe the car with their pits and it makes it really fast somehow, yeah no one do that idea don't steal it I'll do it myself maybe. But not too soon, can't have two armpit jokes in a row when I only post 1 a week that's a whole fortnight of pit-exclusive comedy I think that might be a bit much for a lot of people I can't risk it I'm scared.
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>IAN HERE. Apologies to you all on behalf of Dan not making enough time to have a comic for this wee and my own inability to step in with anything presentable either. I will make sure Dan makes it up to you all with an extra excellently drawn comic next week or failing that, a better comic later this week.
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>Technically the man only survived 499 shots but they counted the photoshoot too, HEHHEH.
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>If a cheetah breaks the law, they are pursued by light.
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>If you're wondering how to get inside the internet, simply press your face against the computer screen for at least an hour, maybe 2, depends on your connection.
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>If it wasn't for the oceans you could see the tears.
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>Rumour has it that Sonic's colon looks like the Sonic 2 special stages.
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>I have trouble maintaining eye contact, so I usually have to use this post-it technique to give people the unnerving glares they seek.
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>If someone mocks you saying that you can't do something and it turns out that you actually can't. Feel free to punt them regardless.
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>Deathbulge is no longer called Deathbulge because of a death metal band, it's called Deathbulge because of the sudden surge in comics about skeletons with bulging muscles.
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>If only he was in an RPG where there was a drug selling sidequest.
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>This comic would've been posted yesterday but it got stuck behind a crowd of slower comics.
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>>151717962
bump
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>Unfortunately for the robber, someone took a fancy to his impressive stealing abilities and stole them.
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>"BABY IF YOU GOT TO GO AWAY, DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE THE PAIN, OH WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY" - The writers of this song knew exactly what they were doing.
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>The kids realised he was too big and heavy to carry around in their pails so they just ate him on the spot.
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>Turns out he did indeed become a celebrity but everyone in the pub was too nervous to initiate conversation with him because of his status. But he had no idea, he lived the rest of his life feeling unspectacular despite his immense talents.
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>They considered the idea of getting the vessel drunk but considering what other thought bubbles would also be carelessly promoted amidst the chaos, WOULD IT BE WORTH IT??
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>Looks like the hover text from the last comic managed to get promoted to full comic status. I wonder how drunk the website had to be for that one.
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>After that disappointment he had no choice but to go back to his regular potty.
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>Archive Quality Sullier 5000
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>Glasses to hide my shit fake-glasses tattoo.
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>Alternatively you could wear an Australia.
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>Going into clothes stores while still wearing old clothes is like sleeping with someone else before you've ended the previous relationship.
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>Now that we've figured out who to blame, it's time to visit the graveyard, dig them up and tell them off.
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>Long ago during his teenage years Death briefly considered getting a tattoo of a human but then realised that humans look totally stupid and not cool at all.
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>Sometimes Death fantasizes about making an entire body out of tattooed limbs and bringing it to life and them being best friends forever.
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>They left the toilet in the exact same way.
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>For those who enjoy Deathbulge for the absense of commentary on world politics. I AM SORRY. Tune in next week for NO POLITICS WHATSOEVER. Honestly, I just felt like compelled to make something in response to everything that's been going on at the moment. I almost didn't make this but once I realised there was potential for sick hair concepts I had to go for it.
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>This also applies to non-dads that listen to dad music. You won't believe how many kids I've had to slam in the bin as a result of my listening habits.
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>>151720069
the sequel.

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>It was then that the jury held up their score cards. He did well, but lost points on the sloppy landing.
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>>151720069
>>151720083
The final part of this trilogy.

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>Bins increase in size by 300% when people smoke inside them.
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>Couldn't quite tear myself away from the binning babies angle so am easing myself off with stamping children.
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>The trouble with punk rock concerts is the frequency of people with grey mohawks being mistaken for sharks.
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>A lot of thought went into the last panel and I don't think there's a simpler or more accurate way to draw someone slam dunking when the ball is attached to their crotch. Feel free to prove me wrong though.
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>>151718214
>knobledge
cheeky
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>They wouldn't have had to go to all this trouble if they never invited José over in the first place.
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>Note: Postman died on the way back to his home planet.
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>She then started dating a man with a velvet rope moustache, but he become too protective of her, wouldn't let anyone else near her.
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>This is why you should always set multiple alarms/babies/policemen.
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This ones a promo for comic book he made.

It's not in the bigcartel shop anymore though: https://deathbulge.bigcartel.com/
So I don't know how one would buy it. Seems like he had other out of print books as well.


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>Just in case you guys were beginning to wonder if I was slacking on the comics front. I AM SO NOT.
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>The only thing slower than a snail is their victim's deaths.
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Another ad for the comic book.
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>Maybe that binning panel wouldn't keep re-appearing if I didn't keep dunking the panel in the recycle bin.

>>151720376
The name of the comic seems to have been:
>Horseback Earthsmack: Apocalypse 4 Wasters
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>I think it's safe to say the policeman died too after trying to drive himself back to the station while handcuffed.
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>VOTE LABOUR.
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>Ian: "That still only counts as one." *Dunks Dan back into coffin*
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>I highly recommend smearing avocado, red onions & gherkin on your headphones when listening to guilty pleasures.
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>Recently I accidentally snored my way forward in time and found that humanity soon descended into chaos. I was certain this was because I stopped posting comics every week. That's why I snored back in time and started posting again. I'm sorry everyone for the break I didn't realise how important I was.
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I love how he has a credit card and cocaine for a haircut

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>He's lucky he didn't get sniffed out by Cerberus on the way in.
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>WHOOPS, THE COMIC IS SO LONG THAT I DIDN'T LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MOUSEOVER TE
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>>151720422
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
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>or just do what I do during stealth-based games: get spotted, kill everyone in a panic.
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>As soon as that Bee evolves into Beeeeee that guy is fucked.
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>This was gonna be a normal gag strip but I accidentally used an evolution stone on it and now you got this shit.
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>"Did he leave me anything?" "Yes, his newborn son and prized bin collection."
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>>151719610
My sides melt down every time to this one
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>That's why wrestlers cover themselves up with kneepads. Not only does it tastefully cover up the raciest body part, but the padding makes them look even bigger, SEXIER. Oh baby.
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>Sure this means you won't be able to eat the fish but let's face it there's nothing more filling than FRIENDSHIP.
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>If you go trick or treating as the Siccubus, it's important to remember to shout "trick FOR treat" instead. The trick mechanic works differently when your costume involves wielding a skateboard. You are no longer threatening strangers with pranks to get treats. You are rewarding treat-givers with a sick trick showcase.
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>Unfortunately for me, the UK is currently experiencing yellow skies and red suns and everyone is talking about the weather cause it's actually interesting for a change. NOW IT'LL SEEM LIKE I'M BEING TOPICAL AND REFERENCING THE INTERESTING WEATHER, SO INTERESTING IN FACT THAT I AM MORE KEEN TO TALK ABOUT IT THAN MY FAR MORE PRESSING CAR CRASH PREDICAMENT. THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. THIS IS THE WORST TIME TO POST THIS COMIC BUT IT'S MONDAY SO FUCK.
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>The 2-in-1 shovel skateboard is perfect for the travelling skater. Now you can dig a sick skate bowl anywhere you like. Kickstarter coming soon.
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>Those who were once bringers of sleigh, now bringers of slay.
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I had to chop this one up because it was originally 1 file on the website and the file size was too large to upload here. It may have also been too long (at 750×9612 ) but Im not sure what the file dimension limits are.

Its probably easier to just view it on the website:
https://deathbulge.com/comics/411

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>Alright here's the 411th comic, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' ya sporadic updates. You just give 'em one of these.
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>>151720917
second half of it
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>The doctor will fish there again in a few years, it should be keeper size by then.
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>The kid's attendance at school drastically plummeted due to how sick he got.
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another advertisement for a (possibly out of print) book.

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if the brain was any smart he wpuld have suggested to lube up first
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>>151721157
lel
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>This was uncharacteristically neglectful of Barry Friendly, especially since he always makes sure to check on his baggage before baggage check.
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>Love conquers all. He won the round.
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This one kinda makes me wince.

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>Trust me, the results are grate.
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>Wow Dan hasn't posted a new comic in ages I wonder if it's because he's chipping away at another really big epic comi-NOPE, 3 PANEL COMIC. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
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>Barry lost sleep that night regretting that he didn't use Ultimate Regards right from the start. He's hoping he didn't come off too hostile.
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>If you suffer similar reactions to weed. Playing the latter half of Pandemonium 2 is a good alternative.
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>The Disney Action Game Featuring Hercules cosplayer spent the whole night adding music from the game to the party playlist and dispensed tips on how to beat the game to anyone that dared look him in the eye.
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>Maybe Time should draw some wrinkles on the doorkick/dunking panels too while they're at it
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>Everytime the clown honks his horn another clown comes out and starts aggressively hurling musical notes at everybody.
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>'But my room was burnt down in the fire!' 'All the more reason to clean it young man.'
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>'Honey I'm sorry... but isn't the bag so much lighter now? Plus we don't have to rummage around so much to find the potions!' 'BUT MUM YOU DISCARDED A KEY ITEM. YOU'VE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO PROGRESS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RESTART THE WHOLE ADVENTURE.' 'Don't snap at your mother, son.'
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>There was a month between comic updates because like, it was a clever reference to how RPG release dates get pushed back or something yeah...yeahh.. DID, DID YOU GET IT?? YEAH? HEHEHA PRETTY GOOD RIGHT? Fuck, who am i kidding, I'm sorry.
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final part of these 4.
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>Final Boss offered to help with the chores to speed things up but Mum wasn't having any of it.
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>There were so many possible tracks I could've picked for that 5th panel, but let's face it, IT HAD TO BE SONIC.
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>Turns out running home crying is a great way to avoid paying the bill.
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This was the last comic of 2018.

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>When I got home and shaved I was tempted to leave a moustache, to optimize chances of a gripping sequel.
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This is the first of the 2 comics made in 2019. But it's mostly just an announcement that he was developing a game.


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>Ian paused for a second, wondering if that meant I was gonna be in the game too. I assured him I wouldn't be. He hugged me again, harder this time.
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This one is the other comic of 2019 and the last comic till 2023.
Like the previous one it's basically just talking about the kickstarter he was doing for his game.

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>Bonus Reason 7: The soundtrack is FUCKING SICK, all credit goes to Leslie Wai and Patrick Henaghan for being so stupidly talented.
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After nearly 5 years we have the first comic of 2023. It came out july 29th, 10 days before his game (as shown in the first panel). It's kinda a promo for his game, but there's clearly jokes here too.

It also was too large for me to upload in the original file size being over 4 MB, so I had to chop it into 2 files.
You can also view it on the website if you want: https://deathbulge.com/comics/435


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>If you're reading this, that means I uploaded the comic properly, which is great cause I haven't done it in almost half a decade and my memory is FOGGY. This better work.
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Second half of 435.

Since this and the previous 2 comics were about his game, I'll link it: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083790/
>Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands
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This is the second comic of 2023, and the last one till 2025.

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>It's highly recommended that you ease your body into this diet with soprano saxophones first before tackling the larger alto/tenor models.
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first comic of 2025. The art style is a little bit different.

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>Not a bad shout to be honest. After all, the whole point of gimp suits is to wear them when a session of pain is expected, and surely mourning comes under the pain umbrella. Albeit that's more about emotional pain than physical. So maybe an emotional gimp suit would be more appropriate, whatever the hell that looks like. Also thanks for still visiting this site even though it's been a total graveyard for years. It's really nice to know my lack of output didn't render me immediately forgotten.
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>Real artists figure out the formula and then do absolutely nothing with that information.
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>Classic beginner mistake. You're supposed to put the sealed bag in the tank for 30 minutes and THEN dunk them into the water with your bare hands. A lesson learned for next time.
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>He'll be fine, I gave him a dumbbell months ago.
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>Yeah yeah, there's always exceptions, I mean look no further than the game in the 2nd panel, not the most thrilling gameplay, is it?


This one came out on the first of this month. And thats all the comics there currently are, at least on the main part of the website.

There was a user interactive side comic involving one of the deathbulge band members and some other comics on his twitter and/or bsky. Idk if I'll post those later
https://x.com/deathbulge
https://bsky.app/profile/deathbulge.bsky.social
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>>151718140
cute
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Deathbulge Forever
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>>151718214
>describe the prompt and taking the challenge, 200 words
>describe the techincal assumptions that can be made about the material and the craftwork, another 200 words
>describe the focus on genitalia, how it's an uncut penis which betrays the assumptions of genital augmentation found in America and how its grown over the centuries from years of propaganda about circumcision from various sources, another 200 words
>wrap up with a paragraph about the very concept of focusing an inanity of intent through genitals, as if the sexual is inherently sophmoric as part of a greater analysis of sexual depiction in western culture, and how a vagina would likely not recieve the same response, another 200 words
>conclude your thesis and restate your points, finishing the last 200 words and that you have succeeded in proving your point, ending with the phrase, every picture is worth a thousand words
I'm not actually doing it, I got Black Prince Rep to grind in WoW Classic, but I would like to say this isn't that difficult a thing to do. This description alone is 180 words, and how many wall texts have we all written?
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>that one guy with the chinchillas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
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>There was a user interactive side comic involving one of the deathbulge band
Here's the link to that: https://deathbulge.com/adventures/1

I'm not sure if I actually read it before. It's 50 pages and is complete.
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>>151723043
Huh, now that you bring it up, I think I might be ableto do that.
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>>151721871
Thanks man, this guy never missed a beat.
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>>151719071
The bag minus bag is real
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>>151725498
really?
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>>151726408
Guess who is responsible for this
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>>151721871
Thanks for posting
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>>151718140
That is cute. I like the monsterus types having a soft side too.
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>>151719071
The lawn mower boots are cool
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Here, have a template.
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>>151718343
Isn't that just Flirtin' with Disaster?
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>>151726452
When did Eminem turn briefly Asian?
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The best comic ever
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That cuts out the guy with goatse hair in the first panel
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>>151723274
oh, so that's where Redman had this idea from
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Doing the storytime was kinda time consuming because of how you need to fill out hundreds of captchas and download a fuck ton of images (sometimes with alt text). And wait like a minute between each post.
I just put on some Metal music most of the time I was posting.

I wonder how other people deal with that when doing storytimes. Or if theres a way to do it more efficiently.
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there used to be some captcha solver that other users had. not sure if it's still working
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>>151732386
buy passu
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>>151727226
majority of the comics are meh, but when he hits good, HE HITS GOOD
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>>151720456
Is labour the good party or the correct party?
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>>151720607
>big knees
i really wish you didn't remind me of that
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>>151718214
>>151718214
?
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>>151718343
Yeah, it's very similar to Satch's Boogie
https://youtu.be/lCGCG_N2b30?si=Y5fjA0GAdqztjIuB
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>>151721871
>some other comics on his twitter and/or bsky
example:
https://x.com/deathbulge/status/1946220416822903062
This is from Jul 18, 2025, and doesn't appear on the website.
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>>151720376
>This ones a promo for comic book he made.
>It's not in the bigcartel shop anymore though: https://deathbulge.bigcartel.com/
>So I don't know how one would buy it. Seems like he had other out of print books as well.
>>151720402
>The name of the comic seems to have been:
>>Horseback Earthsmack: Apocalypse 4 Wasters

I wonder if he was reading this thread or if it was a coincidence, because it seems like he just posted the full comic book for free on his website:
https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/442
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This one gives me hope
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>Seems like he had other out of print books as well.
I forgot to mention what those were. They were "Deathbulge: Prettier on the Outside" and "Jeff". The first was mostly just collections of comics from the site, though apparently it had some bonus comics exclusive to the book. The second was about a board gamed themed superhero.

I assume they're no longer sold because they then ran out of copies of them. I've heard of stuff like print on demand, but I have no actual experience with making or selling books (or making webcomics for that matter), so i don't know how useful or practical that actually is for authors.
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There's also a kickstarter bonus comic about bass:
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and this is the last page made of the bonus bass comic.
On the website this is all on a single page, though they are all in separate image files.
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>Here's the link to that: https://deathbulge.com/adventures/1
>I'm not sure if I actually read it before. It's 50 pages and is complete.
I'm gonna story time this little adventure as well I guess.

There's no alt text on it.
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