How many would still work on you?
>>151720520None, hot chicks are the only one for me
Why didn't they just make a comic about gorillas fighting dinosaurs on motorcycles while crying at night in a perpetually-burning city with the title "What is the Mystery of the Gorilla-Dinosaur Motorcycle War?" Were they stupid?
>>151720520none
>>151720598>the Gorilla-Dinosaur Motorcycle WarSo gorrilas are fighting dinosaurs, with both using motorcycles?
>>151720520Dinosaurs maybe, but it's 50/50 depending on what role they play.
>>151720520Everything but the question thing. Too played out too many whatifs
2, 5 and 7.
>>151720520>6. THE HERO CRYINGThis is actually what lead to SEGA cracking down on Archie
>>151720520there was an image someone drew combining all this, with a crying gorilla on a motorcycle driving away from a burning city or something. "Whatever happened to Denim Gorilla?" it said, i think. but damn I can't find it
>>151721423i'm on it
>>151720784Yes, they're highly trained in gorilla warfare.
>>151720520>GorillasNo.>DinosaursJust dinosaurs? No. Dinosaurs fighting or being ridden by big-tittied cave women? Absolutely. Love me some sleazy pulp.>MotorcyclesDoes the motorcycle turn into a robot?>Purple BackgroundNo.>City in FlamesDepends on the city.>The Hero CryingFuck off, Rebecca.>A Direct QuestionThe only question on the cover of a comic book I give a shit about is The Question.
>>151720520>>151720784>>151721423>>151721541Well? Would you buy it?
>>151722115Just need the variant of the gorilla cock voring the dinosaur voring the hero crying and it's a bestseller
>>151720598Actually I think they WERE stupid. That sounds fucking rad as hell.
>>151722115Frankly that question actually is prett mysterious in how it could possibly relate to the comic and does arouse curiosity. Perhaps Autism Man's mother may...DIE!?
>>151720598>gorillas fighting dinosaurs on motorcycles while crying at night in a perpetually-burning city
>>151722115the 1:25 foil variant
>>151722115Yeah that looks like stuff's happening and going places. Give me a copy.
>>151722115Yeah
>>151722115I'd buy the fuck out of this.
>>151722115I don't know, did you read my fucking post or did you just blindly click every response?
>>151720598>Optimus Primals vs Beast Megatrons
>>151722381Holy shit. If I end up in the 1970s, I know what the second thing I rip off from the future to implement in comic books is.
>>151722435anon, ape Optimus vs t-rex Megatron is a reference to King Kong vs. Godzilla, you'd already be a decade late
>>151720520>carmineThat reminds me to remind you that there are literal bugs in a lot of the food you eat, including red licorice and maraschino cherries. These bugs are ground up to make a red dye called carmine. Just a reminder.
>>151723107literally everyone knows this, no one cares.
>>151720598
>>151723107The FDA even allows for very, very tiny amounts of things like flies, maggots, and cockroach particles in food anyway. Something they intentionally grind up for color is the least of your concerns.
>>151723159I once found out that capri sun intentionally has bits of mold in it as a peservative and never drank it again.
>>151720598Who's "they?" We're waiting on you to do it, anon.
>>151721019Well I mean not the only thing but yeah
>>151723386>>151723548haha
>>151720598They didn't want to cause a riot by making a comic so popular it would instantly sell out everywhere.
>>151720598If they did it then how do they top it? Once you get all 7 at once then even if you do comics with all 6 people will say "BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WITH _____ TOO", and if you add an 8th element you probably break the cool/lame threshold
>>151722115>$1holy shit, manga is finished
>>151720598I was about to ask this. Great question
>>151723548>>151723386>>151722115sometimes this board isn't so bad
>>151722115>$1 0.99What? Is it $1 or $10.99
>>151723107>red licorice and maraschino cherries. I don't eat either of those. Checkmate
>>151724307$10.99 plus tip
>>151722115>>151723548Whoa I suddenly feel a strong urge to spend whatever it takes to find out more.
>>151722115This looks boring as shit.
