Happy Holidays EditionLast Dream Bubble >>151717588>Thread Question: Which character means a lot to you and why?
>>151732024>Thread Questionthe emails mean a lot to me and I hope guy sends them soon
2nd for sending those emails
>>151732138how about you stop ruining the sent email story
who exactly is Lovecraft's cat and what's his deal
Terezi means a lot to me because her and Dave making silly shitposts together was really special. They would have been an excellent foil for each other and both of them living in some sort of isolation would have given them a shared bonding point.Kanaya also means a lot to me because I like sweet girls and she is also my patron troll.
Funny how the artist got shit for this
>>151732193for what? do people hate jews now
>>151732202have you been paying attention to the news and social media anon, normgroids have been waking up to kikery
>>151732193kinda looks like ai
>>151732202Basically, well for how most act among things.
>>151732227It's by @admiralexclipse so I get why you'll say that
this 8ut with 8oymodder eridan and cronus
>>151732202Yes, and funnily enough it has been ultimately normalized by the left
>>151732202turns out people don't like it very much when a self-described jewish ethnostate starts genociding its neighbors with the full backing of your government and tax dollars
>>151732024>>Thread Question: Which character means a lot to you and why?I'll spare you guys the reiteration all over again, but basically I admire, respect, empathize and enjoy many of dirk's qualities
>>151732202>now
>>151732193why
>>151732024>Which character means a lot to you and why?Karkat fucking Vantas. How other character can compare, I love him and I can relate to him on many levels. He wants to be the best possible version of himself and be the brave leader he dreams about, but he sucks and has his problems, he grows as a person and matures well enough to be way more likeable later on. Davekat sucks
>>151732193>>151732255I like their art, but they don't understand how to manage their bipolar meltdowns. It's embarrassing.
>>151732436qrd?
>>151732024>TQ8est girl, I'm obsessed beyond measure or reason. It's a shame she died and then the comic ended with cascade.
>>151732178In 2013 I became very upset with a Homestuck team member for going woke and so I left behind the possibility of becoming a team member as well in favor of things like Catholic philosophy. I was haunted by the community as a result, making my life a lot harder. Eventually people started harassing me including a lot of Homestuck fans so I sent emails to professional artists telling my story w/my Catholic philosophy attached.Aside from that I make my own ongoing stories mainly for video game projects. Nobody knew about them before a few years ago
>>151732444Just look at their twitter, they're a magnet for drama and they never stop whining about how awful people treat them, but they always stir the pot drawing dumb shit like this or the infamous /aco/ meltdown. >https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8724357/#8730640
>>151732024>Thread Question: Which character means a lot to you and why?Definitely Terezi. I was already enjoying Homestuck, but her interactions with Dave in A5A2 really sold me. I don't know how else to explain it without flagrant waifufagging. She's a very sweet girl.
>>151727495this guy doesnt know peak
>>151732611no, he's ri6ht fem8oys (ew) are 6ay.
>>151732611One person's peak is another's nadir.
>>151732024>QoTTTavros. He's such a pitiful and pathetic pushover bitchboy to the point where stirs some major feelings in me, whether protective, wanting him to grow into his best self or just being his friend. I have a thing for such characters(and people) in general.
>>151732715You should be ashamed.
>>151732729no, no. he's actually pretty 8ased
>>151732715based sylph player
>>151732178Local schizo whos been sperging on /co/ for years by now
>>151732202I hope not, that'd be terrible!(basedbasedbasedbased)
>>151732193Big ol' Khazar milkers under that sweater.
>>151732766Lol poor zoomer, when your bubble gets burst that'll be a spectacle
I headcanon all the kids as jewish. That is all
>>151732815the emails getting sent would be a spectacle
>>151732084Cool
>>151732815>Speed>My schizo is kinda homeless right now
>>151732729Of what? What is the charge, legislacerator?
>>151732024Vriska. Spider wife.
>>151733083source
>>151733083Ahem. JOHN'S spider-wife.
>>151733095I don't know the artist, almost all my vriska art comes from these threads
>>151733099>implying I don't ship them because I self-insert as John
>>151733083Vriska needs a tramp stamp that says "John's property" or a womb tattoo that says "reserved for JE"
>>151733016Bad taste.
>>151733124John deserves a harem of EVERY Serket known to paradox space. Roxy can watch from the chair.
>>151733123>Self inserting as Johnweak>Saying 'hes literally me' at every given opportunityPeak
>>151732193>Blonde.>Intelligent.>Big fucking tits.>Jewish.MYDIIIIIIICK!
>>151733124This but she insists he gets tat of a spider over his heart.
>>151733164>Bad taste.we should ALL be arrested then
>>151733175extraordinary truthful post>>151733198also good
>>151733124>reserved for JEYeah Jake should really punish her for calling him a joke
>>151733095I made it up.
>>151733175CORRECT!
>>151733230I WAS GONNA POST THIS ONE BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT
>>151733243For what it's worth, I'm very glad you>saved my doodle>decided to use it to represent such a based take.
>>151733212So true
>>151733255>myyou drew that? 8ased
>>151733230We need the chad Shinji but its john surrounded by serkets
>>151732193Bigger than Shapiro...
>>151733296Still Proscastinating working on that one
>>151733322Based based based
whiteboard linkhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95586642-1003-9061https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95586642-1003-9061https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95586642-1003-9061
>>151733164My taste is impeccable but if this wretched society thinks wanting to protect the smiles of spineless fagboys with low self-esteem is a crime then go ahead and fucking deport me to Beforus.
>>151733446who does that nigger korpus think he's doing up there
>>151733446horrifyingly based
>>151733446link us the chart to make our own
What's your favorite delta kid so far?
>>151733535Swiss my beloved
>>151733365ehehehehehehehe
>>151733453Why does Nepeta have trapezoid tits?Not that I'm complaining
https://hiveswap.itch.io/hiveswap-act-3-previewok /hsg/ did anyone play the act 3 demo? watch the stream? was it any good? how was the writing?
>>151733535no one cares hicu shill, go run back to suck hussie's dick
>>151733588It's not even called hicu anymore
>>151733264emails?
>>151733477https://tiermaker.com/create/prisounebound-ships-18957555
>>151733597why would i care about what you're branded as huss-shill
>>151733365I'll draw when I get home. At work.Some big nep maybeMaybe
>>151733614>>151733616>no Ellith x My penismore like crin6e list
MAKE WAY FAGS, A CORRECT LIST IS BEING POSTED
>>151733603Be careful, I'm pissed off and ready to do the kinds of things that leave the weak crying about all the “harm” taking place
>>151733796chill out guy, he's just trolling you
>>151733736i wonder how many of pb discord users are posting here to say words like tranny and faggots for feeling of freedom they usually dont have
>>151733825I don't use Discord btw
Kill Bugkat.https://x.com/homestuck/status/2000348927032471734
>>151733843what a fuckin6 creature
>>151733453those 12 year old girls sure do have some ample bosoms
>>151733453these are all good except the sollux
>>151733854But enough about Kanaya
>>151733885yummy hebetitties
>Which character means a lot to you and why?Nepeta and jade because I like silly cute girlsSollux because im also a tech nerdDave because he is cool and he created the pinnacle of humorJohn because I like him
"Man, I Love Feferi", often a88reviated as "MILF",
>>151733825you can say faggot in there
>>151733952Who doesn't like her?
>>151733961proofs?>>151733972literally no one. not a sin6le human 8ein6 or troll dislikes feferi, and that is 8ecuase feferi is 8eloved worldwide, and throu6hout paradox space
>>151733984
>>151734002edited screenshot
>>151733984Yeah don't worry about it.
>>151734024m-m-MOONTROONS?!?!?!!?
all trolls have nooks 8tw so all trolls are hermaphroditic at the very least. That, or their 6enetic slurry comes from the nook. That is, if a nook even is a type of 6enitalia. I assume it is
>we are in smearious shitstain clittywhat did he mean by this
>>151733614>>151733616ACTUAL correct list
>>151734310>put all the worthwhile ships in Nolol not only are you gay but you're also a faggot
>>151734310BORING, you are BORING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151734356when do we 6et our Homestuck anime
>>151733576>did anyone play the act 3 demo? no>watch the stream? no>was it any good? no>how was the writing?no
>>151734310>korpus and junice in no????????????????????????
man I for6ot how much of a silly little 6oo8er Tavros was.. He's so damn whimsical.
I'm going to give Renity a sibling holy shit
>>151734402I'm gonna give her 6 sons and 8 daughters
>>151734334>>151734356alan is gayrenity flat-left korpusrenity's bulge isn't big enough for dmarkofight me
>>151734418>Alan is gaywell we can fix that
>>151734395she's more like a big sister to him it feels. he's not ready to go get high with her
>>151733614
Alan is gay, yeah until he gets a taste of he/him pussy.
>>151734428His homosexuality was already cured, he wants the biker pooner's manpussy
>>151734459lily's loli cunny would fix him
>>151734428there's nothing to fix except for space days finally showing us the cock pics his dad caught him sending
Nigga fried chicken
>>151734474lily is for being groomed by alien girlsby oficus, specifically
>>151734568and then having sex for the sake of procreation with alan
>>151733796like what, not send an email? ooooh scary
>On Beforus, cerulean bloods used their psychic powers more empathically than on Alternia, and were prone to being healers. I think hypnofags have really slept on that one. Imagine a cerulean adopting some lowblood and then lovingly using mind control as a depressant drug to keep them absolutely stoned and out of it to the point of addiction to being under the hypnosis, all for their own good of course.
>>151734926what other medical uses can mind control have? helping someone confront their phobias?
>>151734402My siscon world begins
>>151735076Calming someone whos having a panic attack, maybe stop hallucinations?
The spider girl
>>151735076>addiction treatment(suppressing cravings)>medical interventions, think calming delirious, panicking or suicidal patients>general psychiatric treatments, not just phobias but also for example OCD>possibly helping restore function after neurological injuries>maybe pain management without drugs?There are obviously also non-medical uses, for instance in law enforcement, like hostage situations or otherwise pacifying violent opponents without having to directly fight them(which is safer alternative for both sides involved).
she spilled her dang soder
>>151734402this stupid bitch still cant draw her horns right, every drawing ive seen they have been wrong
>>151733616TRVKE
>>151734451this jit forgot how quadrants work
We're late, we're late!
>>151735581which one is ellith redrom with? which one is ellith blackrom with?
>>151735622THIS IS ABOUT ROMANTIC SHIPPING DUMMY
>>151735638Kawaii
>>151735649Ellith is too pure for blackrom
>>151735860holy shit I want to nut inside and get guardian nep and meulin pregnant
>>151735860holy shit I need to see the rest
>>151735860i was thinking in human aus where the ancestors are the trolls parents would that make nepeta and karkat siblings?
I could fix him.
>>151735869but anon has her in TWO ships....
>>151735649Somebody prioritized ships nobody cares about over quadrants
>>151735895Have you thought about his pits and cock?
>>151735894Step siblings. Which makes it hotter when she's the older one
>>151735955everyone always goes MALLUM PITS MALLUM PITS MALLUM PITSno one ever thinks about licking MALLUM FRECKLES
>>151735955N-no...
>>151735878
>>151736105>mituna doesn't look like a retardDropped.
>>151734926oh my 6od.... Aranea could canonically fix me
>>151735985reddit
>>151735878>>151736105
>>151736372Random Karl Marx appearance
>>151736105>>151736372>giving the vantas snaggleteeth but not the lisp having captors
>>151736372Adult Kankri.....wait.....
>>151733736Only troll on troll and human on human? BOOOORRRRIIIIIING.
>>151736465Blame the Tier maker for not including that
>>151736401i thought that was the colonel though
>>151736481In time's like that, you've gotta man up and make it yourself.
>>151736494I'm lazy, you do it.
>>151736494>>151736520one of you do it so I can update my chart to include a skye/cosla crackship
>>151736372RRERRREEEE
>>151736486Nah, Karkat wouldn't eat chicken. He eats burgers. Plus, modern fans love communism and socialism, which means Karkat supports it too.
I thou6ht it was funny at leastanyways, today is day whatever of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. I swear I'll make actual effort to improve instead of shitpostin6. one day. may8e
>>151735860why would making nepeta human make her hat different?
>>151736827because she'd be 10% less autistic by virtue of not being a female troll
>>151736827she has a blue hat because her best friend equius was a blueblood. I guess in humanstuck au everyone lives apart from everyone and the color holds no special meaning to her
>>151736751I find it funny
>>151736921thx 8)
>>151732024I liked Vriska a lot when I was a teenager (honestly I think I thought she was kinda bad) and reading the comic for the first time, and she still holds a special place among characters I've been hyperobsessed with over the years.
>>151736960do you REALLY like hypnosis, or do you actually just like mind control? 8ecause what serkets do is not real hypnosis
>>151736986My dick doesn't care
>>151737005you penis needs hi6her standards. it needs to know that mind control is the fast food of psycholo6ical manipulation, whilst REAL hypnosis is fine dinin6.
>>151736986I didn't think much about the hypnosis aspect at the time and haven't been interested in it since. Just thought she was cool and probably kind of hot also, on her own merits
>>151737038fair enou6h. what exactly do you see in her? what makes her hot to you
>>151737050Not sure! It's hard to say what I was thinking back then but looking at some fictional women I've liked since, I think it might be related to her being teasingly mean, somewhat of a bitch and a little unhinged. Guess I find that kind of exciting and attractive even if I don't think I'd like it irl
Sleeping on Nepeta
I think the issue with korpus' problem being blood racist is that he doesn't have any blood racist buddies to back him up. Furthermore he does it for very shallow reasons. So its no wonder he would crumble at the first mutant to be nice to him. He's an amateur racist.
>>151736960I feel my autist brain tends to be more obsessed with male characters, while occasionally thinking fondly or waifuing the hell out of female ones. I can say that for myself personally, I think about John a lot
alt godtier outfits are kinda hard to design
>>151737779god tier outfits work so well for bimbos
>>151737779>hope playerlol. lamo lmoa loam even6ood art thou6h 8ut come on. A *hope* player?
>>151737903hey now buddy hope is a super neato aspect
>>151738014shut it hopie
>>151737903moral support. she has no morals or supportive, but she is there
>>151737779Impregnate. Repeatly.
>>151738199Can she support me
>>151738199>destroys hope/destroys through hopeyeah I can see why she's suck ass at that
friend got up to grimbark jadehe wanted them to all hurry up and die for god tier already goddamn do they yap a lot. he sounded a lot like caliborn saying thisdirk has officially made his shit list for reasons? and he better find some way out of the furthest ring or he'll drop lowerhe still thinks arquius is going to be evil and partially blames dirk for itto him the alpha girls look great in their god tier. the alpha boys look shitty. jake especially is showing too much skin that is too much skin on a man even for a beach episodehe was super excited when jade appeared to save the day. then she went grimbark (he described it as hulking out). he's not worried since he thinks she's gonna fight it off right away jake dropped lower in his shit list for not trying to take the headband off OBEYjane
>>151738225ain't she a witch doe
>>151738237I'm retarded, I thought he had the prince hood for some reasonif anything her being a shit witch is worse
Am I funny or ?
>>151738262I mean... it ain't bad I guess. Not *that* funny. But I do like it. The art is charming
>>151738262souless
>>151738022EVERY ASPECT IS VALID
>>151738298So it's 100% Accurate, thanks
>>151738318keep coping hopie. we don't like ur kind here. should've sent you all back to prospit
What if instead of that epilogue shit Jade looked like this instead
>>151738379not to kinkshame, 8ut........
>>151738379Orangekissses Jade would be good
Anyone else still hanging on in the rerelease? The retcon is about to happen and I'm not sure if I'll survive a month of vriskaslop
Real "Pitbull Mauling a Baby" energy.
>>151738869Nah I dropped it in Act 6In hindsight I did not miss a whole lot when I stopped reading at Cascade back in the day
>>151738946I would never argue that the good outweighs the bad in act 6, but Caliborn is one of the best characters in the comic, and his homosuck acts are some of the funniest things Hussie ever wrote.
>>151737779why is she black
>>151735985I think about all three.>FRECKLES.gif
>>151737704That Ellussy breaks any hatred in your bloodgusher.
>>151737779Mommy. Can you draw each outfit from the back but she's squatting and throwing it back?
>>151738411>OrangekisssesMan I love that artist but they kept deleting their blogs. Does anyone have an archive of all their art going back to their Overwatch and SU days?
>>151739482>super strength vagina muscles
Doom players are based, I know because I am one
>>151740551shut it doomie. we don't like ur kind here. should've sent you all back to derse
actual saddest panel in the entire comic 8tw
>>151740559Sounds like someone is jealous that they can't weild fate. Sucks to suck
>>151740686when has a canon doom player ever done that in a way that didnt suck ass for them
>>151740686>wielding fatelol. lmoa even. Fate is a giant dildo, and YOU'RE getting gaped
>>151738886i need him..
>>151740774Im GONNA DESTROY you with my Giant dildo of fate
i doodled some spiders
On Gog we cracking Frank.
>>151741015Fucking sick, saved.
>>151737779>>151738199PLAP PLAP PLAP
Reading Prisounebound right now and I find it's plot that echoes religious tales in the Bible to be quite engaging.
>>1517410158+1 spi8ers
>>151741135I look like this and say this
>>151733576distra won the fantroll contest so i'm satisfied
I was granted a vision, and I have brought it to life.
>>151741481incredible work
>>151741676I also made a template: https://files.catbox.moe/0io9gw.png
>>151738886He can't help it he's a scot and the imp identified as not!kin
>>151741885>Snout>Fat>Monkey paws:(
>>151741918well maybe don't be such a homo and you'll learn to appreciate real art
>>151736105where are the rest???
>>151741967I eated them :*(
me when someone starts making fun of June:
>>151742280
LOL!
>>151741676Terezi is for Dave though
>>151742036you FAT FUCK
>>151742362
>Thread Question: Which character means a lot to you and why?Terezi is my favorite because she is extremely similar to my gf, who got me into homestuck in the first place. I want her to ride my cock while in Terezi cosplay but I'm too embarassed to ask her to.
>>151742419You are fucking crazy if you think she wouldn't kill for that opportunity, just be ready to cosplay too.
>>151741885>Snout>Fat>Monkey paws >:)
>>151742419DO IT DO IT YOU COWARD, WHERE YOU GO WE CANNOT FOLLOW
>>151742765What the fuck is that filename
>>151742864I don't know I didn't fucking know, I didn't rename this one when I got it, so blame whichever anon posted this in the threads a few months back or so
>mallum one day after entering ellith's home>"Kill imp. He's shite, get rid of 'im."
>>151742864>>151742875the culprit
I wanna see karkat and nepeta spades romance. no redrom. I need more spades ships in general. by far the best quadrant
>>151742419