Place your bets ladies and gentlemen. American Psycho in medieval France or Gaston did nothing wrong and he's just misunderstood like Maleficent and Cruella?
>>151732195He's male, so of course he will get the Patrick Bateman treatment.
>>151732195Didn't they make him a faggot?
There is an idea of a Gaston, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>>151732217>as a psycho killer yes i’m intiiimidating
>>151732224No that was Lefou in the dreadful live-action film.
>We should've gone to Taco Bell! I could've gotten us a table.>Nobody ever goes there.
>>151732195No way. They cant do a "wicked" woth gaston. It would have to be about how being macho and dominate is good(the truth)
>>151732348>It would have to be about how being macho and dominate is good(the truth)Ok, insecure faggot
>>151732195It's just a movie about a soldier fighting in the 7 Years War who happens to be named Gaston.No magical elements at all.
Will LeFou be Disney's first gay character again?
>>151732233There is an idea of a Gaston, everyone’s favorite guy, but there is no real me. Only a specimen, something intimidating. And though I can use antlers in all of my decorations, and you can touch every last inch of me and feel hair and maybe you can even sense our brawns are somewhat comparable, I simply am down in the dumps.
>>151732195No one dies like Gaston
>>151732514
>>151732195>American Psycho in medieval FranceThis would actually be fucking awesome, actually, so it's clearly not the one Disney is going to pick
>>151732514Well done
>>151732348gaston actually has a daughter he never mentioned before and it’s a bait and switch movie about her
>>151732195He didn't die and redeems himself down the river is my bet.
>>151732514Now mention something about eggs.
I can't imagine them writing a white male villain as sympathetic or complex. The movie will likely just reaffirm that he's an asshole and the movie deals with a different character (a female that puts him in his place, of course).
He is a victim of toxic masculinity and the patriarchy and once he realizes he's gay or trans his personality will 180 and he will be the kindest and most chill person ever with zero character flaws. End of movie.
>>151733157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np2g0OSVX70
>>151733157Ok, Ratjeet
>mfw the scene when five dozen eggs kills his parents
>>151733185And the theater audience gives a standing ovation
>>151733157Gaston and LeFou will be a gay couple in this, with Gaston being slightly mean to him as a coping mechanism for being ashamed of his sexuality. The movie ends with him not actually dying, LeFou taking care of his wounds and them walking off into the sunset in secret.
>>151732195I wager it will be a shitshow. Safe bet, IMHO.
>>151732195I'm pretty sure they're making this movie just because Gaston is popular at the parks. Gaston will be a wholesome himbo designed to appeal to children and virginal disney adults.
>>151732195NO ONE FLOPS LIKE GASTONPUSHES SLOP LIKE GASTON
>>151732319>I don't normally leave Arkham Asylum in the middle of the night
>>151732195They’re gonna cuck him
>>151733807She has a french name sure but they're separated by centuriesUnless Gaston is also the best at building time machines
>>151734377>Unless Gaston is also the best at building time machinesNO ONE TIME TRAVELS LIKE GASTON
>>151734377NO ONE GETS TRAPPED IN A TIME BUBBLE LIKE GASTON
>>151732195Is t the dude that played him in the love action movie dead now?
>>151735186That was a guy playing the theme park Gaston
>>151734147>virginal disney adults.Adult women virgins don't exist.
>>151735701virginal means "dresses like a virgin" not literally
>>151733813Fake; China wouldn’t screen it
Pauler...
>>151732514Thinking is a dangerous pastime
>>151736193wait no the bow is on the clothes, nm I'm dumb
>>151733289>>151734090>>151734161>>151735216>>151736020>>151736193What
>>151734225NO ONE'S FILM IS SO VIOLENTLY MOCKED LIKE GASTON'S
>>151736193brown and green. name a better combination.you can't, busta.
Why is there so much slop in this thread?
>>151734403>>151735068I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT FLUX 'PACITOR-ATING
>>151732195NO ONE SUCKS COXKS LIKE GASTON
>>151732195There’s no CHUD like GastonThere’s no dud like GastonNo one ought to be choking on blood like GastonHe saw women as breeders, not readersEvil! Malicious! Absurd!So our army of strong women leaders Will portray him as worse than the world ever heard!
>>151732195>American Psycho in medieval FranceI REALLY hope they go with this because it could be one of those movies that's accidentally extremely based, like Starship Troopers. If Disney did this they might actually make a fantastic movie without meaning to.
When I was a boy, it cost two dozen miland the right people were put in charge.But now that I'm grown, spend a whole gross but still,the gross won't end up nearly that large!
>>151733157It's modern Disney and Beauty and the Beast is fucking ancient at this point. I don't think it's beyond them to tone down Gaston, might destroy his character but they'll do it.You're right though, a female will probably put him in his place.
>>151732195In principle and at first glance, I agree with >>151732217, but the way I see it, it can go two ways:>the 'I want him to be more likeable' approach:The story might be centered in showing him learning to hunt, either by himself or with his father. Maybe his father or someone he cared about dies at the jaws of a wolf or some beast, and that justifies him becoming a full-on hunter and his hatred for beasts in general.I reckon in this version they'll either completely drop or heavily decrease his 'male chauvinist' personality, since it won't go well with modern audiences, obviously.>the 'I want the public to hate him' approach:Just make him a bit of a psycho with a desire to kill or prove himself superior to others, or maintain most of his previous personality (but again, they'll probably make him less incisive towards women).
>>151737091Gaston is legitimately one of Disney's most evil villains. When push comes to shove he imprisons Belle's father, invades the castle and almost puts it to the torch, and basically murders the Beast. He also gets killed in one of the classic Disney deaths. They'd have to put in some serious legwork to make him seem sympathetic.
Gaston falls foul of the same witch who turns him into a girl and he has to learn to respect women
>>151736934Some mentally ill spammer.
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>>151737118They made CRUELLA DEVILLE a sympathetic girlboss in her life-action movie, an evil old bitch whose entire plan was kidnapping and skinning puppies to make a coat.Disney has no dignity.
>>151734346>They’re gonna cuck himAlready cucked.>>151737091>a female will probably put him in his place.Already placed.
>>151737249I agree, it doesn't make sense, but there's a high chance they tried to make her less despicable due to the fact that she is a woman. Gaston on the other hand is a dude, and a chauvinist one at that, so who knows
>No one fucks like Gaston>Gaston>No one fucks like Gaston No one sucks like Gaston No one makers other men look like cucks like Gaston For there's no men in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You could ride any Tom, Dick or Stanley But deep down all those girls know who's cock they want on>No one's thick as Gaston No one's slick as Gaston No one's prick's quite as majestic as Gaston As a specimin, yes, it's intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston!>I needed encouragement Thank you, LeFou>Well there's no one as easy to fluffer as you! Too much? (Yep)>No one thrusts like Gaston No one's trussed like Gaston All the women in town, they all lust for Gaston>When I fuck, I sneak up, dick a-quiver And the women of town say a prayer First I carefully aim for vagina Then I thrust from behind!>Is that fair?>I don't care!>No one spanks like Gaston No one cranks like Gaston In a wanking match, nobody wanks like Gaston! I'm especially good at ejaculating! Ten points for Gaston!>When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown, I do five hundred squats And my dick is the size of a barge!>You'll be kissed by Gaston Who else fists like Gaston? There is nobody who can resist you, Gaston! I use condoms in all of my fornicating>Say it again Who's a man among men Who's the super success Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who just wants to go down>And his name's G-A-S...T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before... - Gaston!
>>151732514>These four dozen eggs...have meant NOTHING...
>>151737118>>151737249They managed to make Maleficent, an evil ass Fae with the literal powers of HELL at her beck and call, into a sympathetic character, they can manage Gaston.
He'll learn that the real treasure is the eggs you make along the day.
