How mad/sad is Huntress? Does she deserve to suffer for magic?Previous: >>151723674
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>>151732946I wonder if HW would've grown up to become a plant monster if she wasn't found by her adoptive parents and raised as a sapient humanoid.
>Time for your bath!
>>151733043She’d be feral and likely get killed by predators in the woods. Thank god the Hunter was based and immediately adopted her.
>>151728829Pretty late to post, but sure, here you go!
>>151732996I dont care what the writers say, its bound to happen
I miss when they were mean to each other
>>151733043I don’t see any reason to think she wouldn’t have just grown naturally into what she more or less resembles now but she definitely would act a lot more feral. She’d might exhibit more overt plant-like traits though, like not having a mouth and feeding entirely through her root appendages.She certainly was a weird little critter back then. Good on the woodsman and his wife for loving this lost child.
>>151733684potato child lmao
>>151733634I honestly wish Finn and Jake had hung out with other princesses more often in the original episodes. That would have been fun.
Post cute Finn x Huntress Wizard now!
>>151733821Adventure Time was definitely too Candy Kingdom centric
>>151733836Flute Spell was a blessed episode
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I miss BMO
>>151733836People really got a lot milage out of this scene
>>151734016Shut the fuck up, NEPTR.
>>151733987I like this pairing alot
>>151732946>How mad/sad is Huntress?Magic didn't grant her madness or sadness. She was already lightly mad because she didn't start out sapient and had to adapt to it, and her sadness comes from her backstory.She got her magic for free.
>>151734026Seeing HW so relaxed and happy is rare. Only Finn can draw that out of her. We really need another scene like that again.
>>151734158we've gotten more intimate scenes with Marshall and Gary by comparison despite this season is supposed to be about Huntress
>>151734026Considering it’s the one of the only scenes we’ve gotten of them together this season it’s no small wonder. Their only other interactions have been here trying to cure him and dream Finn telling HW that he loves her.It helps that it’s a genuinely gorgeous scene.
>>151732946I'm also do a rewatch of adventure time. I didn't watch the first season of Fionna and Cake because it looked very lame when it was first airing. Just started Stakes and I remember HATING it. I don't really mind it anymore but I remember disliking the way they treated Finn and Jake for the entire duration of specials. I still feel this way. What is the point of having Finn and Jake helping out if they don't get to slay any vampires? Shouldn't there be more emphasis on Finn (THE LAST LIVING HUMAN in ooo) and the vampires? Seems kind of lame to treat them like this when you can just have it be about PB and Marcy.
>>151734130>She was already lightly mad because she didn't start out sapientthat's a stupid rationalisation. 90% of Ooo are whacky magical species made of god knows what. There's no evidence that Huntress had any less sapient a start
One of the previews had HW and Fionna back in the HotF realm. What are the chances the cure that HW was holding when she got blown up is still floating somewhere in that area. I imagining her grabbing the cure and heading back to Ooo, only to find out Finn is not with Simon, PB, and Marcy.
>>151734362I thought she wound up merging with the cure, so she'd have to deliver it to Finn orally. Princess Bubblegum had the right idea with "the kiss of a princess can wake Finn", but she didn't have the right princess.
>>151732946Magic seems to require strong emotion to fuel it and a mind not too strongly tethered to the material world to handle the raw power. Sadness seems to be ubiquitous among wizards but the Life Giving Magus proves that happiness can also work, so I think the reason sadness is so common among mages is that the kind of people attracted to magic and the power it provides in the first place aren’t the most mentally or emotionally stable and it’s easier to downward spiral into negativity and let those emotions fuel your magic instead of working on maintaining a positive state of mind.To tie that back to Huntress, her natural plant abilities already seem pretty magical, though we can’t be sure if her being able to access a person’s mental state with her roots is magical or natural, but the trauma of her parents death is what drive her into proper wizardry. Without that singular event she likely would have never even thought of seeking out the forest spirit or becoming a green wizard, she’d just be a dryad living with her parents in the forest, hunting and happy.
>>151734647keep in mind, Finn became one of the most powerful wizards in Wizard City back in Season 1.
>>151734647>Life Giving Maguspretty sure he's insane. But also wasn't there an episode about him being depressed deep down? All magic users exhibited some form of magic, madness, and sadness
>>151733821Would Finn actually like Breakfast Princess? I can see Jake would like her, but what about Finn opinion on her?
>>151734817He'd probably think it was his fault somehow.
I don't wanna see anybody hating on Fionna again.. I think that she's extremely emotionally and morally complex. She wasn't thinking straight at all, yes she did. Very wrong. But I genuinely don't think that he meant to do this.
>>151734897Even us Fionna fans want her to suffer for this.
>>151734746I think being able to use magic intrinsically drives a person mad over time simply because the esoteric arts are too much for a normal mind to comprehend, especially the more powerful a wizard becomes. And yeah, he’s probably clinically depressed, but in the episode where Magus brought Finn’s hat to life he demonstrated that thinking happy thoughts had a marked effect on his magic, specifically in that the objects he brought to life while happy were more much more well-adjusted then the ones he brought to life when he was wallowing in his misery. My point is that strong emotions are key to fueling a spell, which Maja the Sky Witch herself confirms, and for the people attracted to magic in the first place negative emotions are the strongest to manifest.For Huntress Wizard specifically I can see the loss of her parents and the effect her self-imposed isolation is having on her mental state is what fuels the sadness she needs to power her magic; well, that and the contract she’s made with the heart of the forest.
Travelling through characters' subconscious is one my favorite tropes. Should be kino
>>151734195I've yet to see a single piece of fanart of them from this season. Any art of them is actually rare shipping or otherwise. Marshall Lee just had his big moment this season singing his gay little song and no one fucking cares.Fennel and Fionna had more fanart of them drawn after just one episode than 90% of the other gay townies.
>>151735008dayum fionna got a FAT booty
>it's been seven years
I hope we get 6 more seasons.
>>151735008I’m actually excited for the next episode, it should be a good one. I hope the whole thing is just about Huntress and Fionna traveling through each other’s memories without any other unrelated plot threads interrupting the flow with random scene cuts.
I hope Choose Goose comes back so Simon can unceremoniously kill him again.
>>151732946I love critter HW
>>151735372What would a green pikmin’s special ability be?
>>151734897we're coming back fionnaheadsno paper hands on this bitch we're riding all the way to the top
>>151735229You will but it will be gay.
>>151734717I really like this drawing. Just a mom and her two sons she made in a laboratory.
>>151735192Fuck yeah America.
>>151735671Don’t do this to me anon
>>151735444Have we ever seen HW at the tree houseIt's interesting how little screentime she got in the original Adventure Time run now that I think about it
What if HW was a reincarnation of the Heart of the forest the whole time? All she ever had to do to cure Finn is kiss him.
>>151735671The first 1/3 of the picture made me think this was yandere huntress but then I scrolled down
>>151734016Indeed.
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>>151735671It’s okay guys, Finn’s just taking a nap, he’ll get up any second now, you’ll see.Yep, any second now.
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>>151735675A very strange royal family
>>151735383Periodically produce nectar droplets while blooming.
Imagine if BMO and NEPTR fused together
>>151735671We’ve never seen HW cry, even after chopping her hand off as a kid she doesn’t shed a tear. If they do a scene where she thinks Finn is dead, we’ll likely see her break down.
>>151733821She's a literal bacon pancake so Jake would probably peer pressure Finn in to liking her
>>151735671>HW: Hey, not so loud Princess.>PB: Huntress, there you are. I came as soon as I->HW: I said quiet. He’s sleeping right now. Needs his rest.>PB: Huntress?>HW: I promised him we’d go out on an adventure later. Says I’ve been keeping him cooped up inside too much. Wouldn’t want him to go stir crazy.>PB: Huntress, I’ve been monitoring his vitals and I’m not getting any signals. He’s->HW: Sleeping. He’s sleeping. And when he wakes up, we’ll go on an adventure. Just the two of us. Me and him. Like how it used to be.>PB: Huntress… he’s not going to->HW: Any minute now, you’ll see. Any minute now.
>>151736078The HW breakdown will be so satisfying. Like PB in Varmints, it's overdue.
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>>151736078Fionna's superpower is she can make anyone cry
>>151736200>This is where I watched my parents die, Fionna.>Cowabummer dude!
>>151736189Kek
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Is Finn a good dad to Stormo?
Fionna gets back home from a long day of evil henchwomen work and a sweaty Phelix is waiting for her, fresh from a good long jog
>>151736335I just noticed Phelix and Fionna have matching bunny teeth
>>151736286I like to think Finn visits Stormo from time to time, I also hope he’s become less neglectful of Neptr now that he’s older.The real question is if Huntress Wizard is a good step-mother.
He's gonna measure anon's dick from the post above to see if he's good enough for Fionna
>>151736369>Huntress takes NEPTR hunting to bond with her step-son>he throws a pie at a deer
Fionna probably owns XXXL dildos, she's past where human size is worth considering.
>>151736369I love the idea of Huntress being Neptr's cool stepmom. She'll teach that boy how to be tough.
>>151736407>The deer somehow dies from the pie>Huntress is impressed and asks what was in it.>Oh, you know, just boysenberries. Heh, heh, heh. And also… poison.
>>151736468>I love you, mother
>>151736468>Hello robot son.>Oh, hello tree mother. Are we off to kill more things today?>Yes. There’s a hydra in the southern swamps that needs to be taken care of and I want to see if your training has begun to yield results.>Joyous exultations! I shall not let you down mother.>You never do Neptr.
>>151736468Damn that leaf armor looks badass.
>>151736622The Gun War had a lot of cool armor
I hope Gibbon drains Patience of her magic, obliterating her from existence.
Flame princess is getting dicked down by Cinnamon buns isnt she.
Why does Lady Rainicorn speak Korean?
>>151736727CB ain't got no dick
threads have been so comfy lately. GumGODS made the last one be one of the best ones yet
>>151734831Finn probably treats her like a friend and boss like he does most other princesses he's not that close to. And in turn she has the hots for him like every other princess in the continent.
>>151736727I think the funniest option is Flame Princess goes out to Fern’s tree to talk to him and has somehow convinced herself this means she has a boyfriend.
look at all these dreamboatsWho's the big one supposed to be?
>>151736710What's that? You want to see one of the series' major villains return and actual face some consequences for her horrific actions? Well fuck you, the Sweet Spot is more important. I'm not getting over the fact they did an unironic 'save the rec center' plot in 2025.
>>151736797I think he’s Muscle Prince
>>151736710what I thing is gonna happen is PB will want to look for her and the other elementals so it will be a whole arc about:>finding PB>Getting slime and fire to stop their war>findind Patience>Getting a powerful magic battery for the mega spellthe end goal is for them to be mega charged elementals again but this time the spell shouldn't go wrong and it's so PB can take her land back and defeat the pup kingdomtho I can also see Gibbon's contant pestering the Ice thing come from him wanting to get to Patience of even PB for one reason or another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHU__wlvT7Y
>>151736468>>151736514>>151736532>>151736576I now have the diabetus, anons. Damn you all
>>151736764>threads have been so comfy latelyIt’s almost as if a certain spammer is not here sperging out and derailing the threads. Don’t jinx it though.
>>151736078I hope she does have a breakdown in the last episode. I want to see some tears.
>>151736940You fool! YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!
>>151736940I just wanted to praise the gumheads a little but you're right
>Hello, Princess. Where is my son?
>>151736951No worries, if he ever comes back, anons here already know how to deal with him. I think he got bored or jannies actually got fed up enough and rangebanned him.
>>151736965being his mother it's actually for her own good that she does not get involved with it because of the emotional distress. Minerva already has a lot to worry about it she can know but it's for the best that she doesn't get involved.It's like how doctors are ethically bound not to treat their close family members
>>151736965>Why, he’s right here. See, safe and sound.
I like how she presumably made these while in exile. Good to have hobbies.
>>151736980HW is TRANS!!...ha I'm joshing! bet that was convincing too wasn't it? I totes got you hehe
>>151736995Logically, you are right of course. I'm just saying that narratively, it's absurd that Minerva hasn't even been mentioned during this plot about Finn dying from poison. There hasn't even been a scene where the trio discuss how they need to keep this secret from her, lest Mama Skynet start shit. The hell is with this season?
>Finn: "Jake, we need to fix Ooo!">The four elementals for some fucking reason
>>151737048You have to understand anon, if we included the scene you just suggested we might have to cut out Marshall meeting Gary’s parents and I know you wouldn’t want something like that to happen, right?
>>151737076Well yeah, cause its mostly played as a joke. Two of the elements are Candy and Slime after all. >>151737093Oh yes, what a tragic loss that would be.
Reminder that the Cosmic Owl had it coming.
>>151737117She looks like she’s contemplating whether to taste the blood or not.
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>>151737076>>151737116it boils down to high energy/low energyFire - High energy / Negative emotionSlime - Low energy / Positive emotionCandy - High energy / Positive emotionIce - Low energy / Negative emotionI also like to think it goes back to the building blocks of life.Sugar is essential for life and Ice/Fire are actually about the heat and the cold but I have trouble fitting slime anywhere :(I mean Sugar could be seen as what gives us energy while Slime is the aftermath? like entropy or rot or just pooping out what you ate when it no longer gives your body energy(sugar)I feel like AT did a really good job with the elements.
>>151737155>evil
>>151737007Hobbies are key for destressing.
>>151737162actually I like this.Fire = lots of energyIce = lack of energyCandy = energy storingSlime = energy dissipateddoes help that we see this visually. PB seems to be hiding everyone inside her tower(we see candy people coming out of her when the fire people attacked) and on SP does somethingh similar but instead of just storing them there she just dissolves them into singularity
>>151737207Only for roleplay purposes I'm sure.
>>151737213Everyone really dined out on that domestic montage in Obsidian. >>151737162>>151737220It's most explicit with Patience. When she ascends, she loses all motivation and her emotions are dulled to basically nothing, leaving only despair.
>>151737207The Sword of Damocles swings above her head
>>151737261Obsidian was a goldmine.
>>151737207the candy people need a parental yet nevertheless stern hand of bonnie rule to function for even one dayshe literally has done nothing wrong
oh... we jinxed
>>151737135How did his ass end up like this? All HW did was stab him, kek.
>>151737364She did a mortal combat style fatality off screen
Realistically what would HW do if Finn ever cheated on her. This is assuming they officially get together and stop their weird non commital thing.
>>151737364They had trouble pulling him out of that clock
>>151737426She'd find the hussie, beat her to a pulp, and then mate with Finn in front of her to show her she's the alpha and the whore is just a selve he sticks in once in a while that can be replaced
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>>151737286I'll tell you what she's done wrong. She's never bitten Marcy back.
>>151737426Interestingly, as pack alpha HW isn't opposed to the idea of lesser females improving their gene pools by carrying Finn's offspring. He's a prime specimen and an exceptional beast, after all, so it's only natural that fertile females would desire to bear his children. But the fact that fucking harlot didn't respect the pecking order and skipped the line? Oh, no. That will not stand. That bitch will eat a curb.Or she'll make Bronwyn do it.>"Dog girl. This interloper stole Finn's seed and usurped your position within the mating hierarchy. Break all of her fingers and reclaim your rightful place."
>>151737426Finn would never, he’s a good boy
>>151737426Finn would never cheat considering he’s gone for her but HW will likely get pissed and hurt. She’ll then smack the shit out of Finn before reminding him with animalistic sex who he belongs to. Post-sex she’ll tell him to never do that again or she’ll castrate him and stick a couple of arrows up his nose, then break up with him.
>>151737621Her face in this scene really caught me off-guard. I think it’s the most emotional we’ve ever seen her get.
>>151737652She is protective of her man
>>151737652That’s her man’s life on the line. Yeah, the writers have shown constantly that HW is completely “eye’s on the prize” with saving Finn.
>>151737621Same energy.
So, are we not going to talk about this?
It suddenly occurs to me that we've never seen Marceline interact with Neddy. I mean, I'm sure she knows about him. I wonder if her songs could calm him down. God, I just want to see Marcy interact with the Candy People in general. It's something the original show never really touched on.
>>151737750That's such old stuff I'm sure it's retconned by now.
What if Simone was being creepy to kid Marshall and he just didn't notices because he was too young to understand.
>>151736100Fags are lame and gross no matter how you portray them.
>>151737750To be fair, I totally forgot about this. The showrunners almost certainly did too, since it was just a random joke in one episode. But it would be interesting if the whywolves actually did suddenly become a big problem.
>>151737762I bet her mother's lullaby would work for Neddy.
>>151737663>>151737670In retrospect it’s funny that people were thinking this season would ship tease Huntress and Fionna and all we’ve seen so far is how utterly devoted HW is to Finn. She killed a deity for the guy, that’s love right there even if she can’t quite spit it out yet.
>>151737750Hug wolf apocalypses incoming.
>>151737785Speaking facts.
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>>151737804Different wolves.
>>151737819You're right, I must have alzheimer
>>151737782Considering she’s a variant of Simon, I doubt it since Simon wasn’t a creep with little Marceline. I also find it interesting in a season with so many characters trying to break the rules, Simone basically followed her restraining order to a tee.
>>151733836She like her man, big and strong.
>>151737946Lol, get fuckin' bred, white boi.
Simon should take up fishing, I'm sure there are all kinds of neat things to catch. Heck Marcy's cave seems to have a decent body of water. He could keep koi if nothing else. Ponds are very relaxing. Also I got my Minecraft goat and it's so cute.
>>151736369>>151736468Wait when did this happen?
>>151737992Final episode
>>151737992"Come Along With Me", when everyone was fighting GOLB's mutant abomination, and also later the mutated Gumball Guardian monster too.
>>151736155For a show where there's so much crying she didn't actually cry much.
>>151737803>hey Huntress, you wanna get together as an actual couple and go on adventures together to show each other how much we're dedicated to one another and how much we truly love each other? Im actually ready to settle down and be a family man *right now*>NO WAY, FAG
>>151738241It really feels like HW is trolling the viewers.
>>151736940He probably finally got range banned. Just feel sorry for the innocent third worlders that shared his location and probably got caught up in it.
>>151738281LMFAO
>>151737652She's trying to save her man and facing down a charging god
I can't help but feel there really is a quite good and compelling story in this season, but it's buried under the Aaa stuff. Take that out, and this season has the ingredients. Say it every thread, but I'll say it again. We should've just gone back to Ooo.
>>151738241You do pose the interesting question of whether Finn is happy or not with his and HW's current relationship status. We know he loves her, but is he so caviler in admitting so because that's just how he always is around her or is it only because he's in a dream and it's something he wishes he could say to her all the time. Was her reaction to his confession meant to imply she's never heard him say that to her before, or that his earnestness coupled with the stakes of the situation at hand simply caught her off-guard? I don't doubt he truly meant it, nor do I doubt Huntress wishes she could say it back, but why the hesitation on her part? Does she feel like she doesn't deserve his love in some way, perhaps not until he's safe, or is it because saying it out loud makes it real and that triggers her fear of going soft.Finn seems fine with letting Huntress Wizard set the pace with their relationship, but is he actually happy with how non-committal they seemingly are with each other? Is he putting up a front for HW so she doesn't suspect anything because he's worried if he tells her he's ready for me it'll scare her off? Does he even want to settle down?
>>151738316This season should've been entirely set in Ooo and been a four or five episode mini-series Distant Lands style.
>>151738451The way I see it. HW is trying to have her cake and eat it too. She gets to love and be in a relationship with Finn without complete commitment or being steady in the traditional sense because she’s afraid what would happen if they make it fully real, in that she lets him know exactly how much he means to her. She’s afraid of vulnerability and being soft because she feels her purpose would disappear and it would lead back to her being hurt again when he dies. The thing is that it’s inevitable and she’s already in too deep to turn back, considering what she did for him this season. Finn meanwhile I feel is alright with the relationship they have. He’s entertained the thought of settling down and being more with HW, but he has his own issues to deal with (Jake’s death). Unless HW pushes for more, Finn is comfortable and content with the way they are because he understands her reluctance and how their relationship works. That’s why I feel these last episodes really need to dive deep into HW’s mentality and goals for her future with Finn.
>>151738617We really are due for a breakdown on Huntress Wizard's part where we hear in her own words just what Finn means to her and where she wants her relationship with him to go.I'm not expecting a wedding or anything, but a damn I love you would be a start. Maybe her telling Finn she doesn't want him around only some of the time but all the time. A little affirmation that he means something to her wouldn't be uncalled for. We can tell clearly by her actions alone that she's devoted to him, and we know from his own lips that Finn loves her, so let's get the ball rolling already and see where it takes us.
>>151738792>I'm not expecting a wedding or anythingMaybe you should be
>>151738870I like to think that Fionna and Fennel just mugged some random person for their wedding ring while they were high and didn't actually go to Venus.
She got fat
>>151739031Just like her dad.
>>151739084Her dad is made of fire while she’s made of magma
>>151739031Should have looked like picrel and without her undeserved armor
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>>151738792An “I love you” confession is almost for sure happening since that was set up since episode 6. The lead up to it and how they’ll do the confession will be the big question. They could have HW saying she’s “ready” or something similar and Finn will immediately catch her meaning and get really excited. She could also be completely direct and say she loves him and apologize for taking so long to realize she always had wanted more with him or something. Just throwing out some ideas.
>>151738281I was browsing the catalogue and I have a suspicion he’s still around and he’s apparently a Johnny Bravo fag. I think he’s been ignoring these threads (for now) since he knows nobody here will bite his bait anymore and he’d immediately get nuked by the jannies.
>>151739285>say she loves him and apologize for taking so long to realizeI'll be honest, I'm hoping it's that one. I'm sure most folks would roll their eyes but I'm a sappy motherfucker.
>>151739336Well, it’d be nice to see HW just acknowledge her fear of softness was stagnating their relationship from being something more stable and what both of them want. I hope the memories cover that this upcoming episode.
>>151739394Me too, they've got a golden opportunity here to make a really good episode so all we can do right now is hope they didn't squander it.
>>151739329>he’d immediately get nuked by the janniestoo bad that doesn't seem to apply to his threads. he has 3 whole bait threads up rn.
>>151733821>>151734831>>151736083Could you Imagine the conversation between those two. Lol
>>151739031It's armor so she doesn't bake Finn.
>>151738316>Finn becomes injured and HW finds him without including Simon in the story>Everyone tries to help him, properly, including the characters like Finn's mom and Marceline's dad>HW tries to help too but it begins to frustrate PB that HW won't tell how Finn was injured>HW slips up and PB finds out it is the Sourcee>PB goes to activate the missiles she already has prepared to nuke the spirit, whose poison will cease to function once dead>An entire episode is spent with the entire cast trying to hold back PB from reaching her missile command, during this episode we are shown every containment contingency PB has for everyone, including Marceline>FP surprisingly runs away knowing PB can nuke her kingdom if FP starts some shit>The nuke hits, the forest is leveled, HW loses her magic, all plant-life across Ooo starts to wither>HW returns to the spot where the spirit was and plants herself there, acting as the vessel for the spirit so than vegetation can continue to live>Finn wakes and HW stays conscious long enough to say goodbye>Cut to future where a candy fortress is built and garrisoned to protect/contain HW/spirit. Marceline makes a quip about "I can't believe you have *ridiculously specific countermeasure device* PB". Episode cuts straight to black.
>>151739925She would have nukes.
>Rewatch Flute Spell>Finn tells HW he was playing his flute for her>She gets flashbanged by this and just stammers out "I uh worry that hard meat don't get eat"Heehee
I actually like the Elements miniseries.
>>151740342so did I it's my favourite one lol
>>151740342I really liked it too.
>>151738870They better get married because mortals don't live that long. Really they should have already been married and have two kids.
>>151740342Islands if my favorite but elements is cool too. Loved seeing more Betty in it
>>151740342Stakes > Elements > Islands
The Australian Classification Board posted a synopsis
get hype I guess
>>151740347For me it's Stakes. Yeah, I'm basic. Sue me.
Is Hana hate the ultimate litmus test for someone being autistic? Her crimes> patiently tells son to stop tisming out when working and to focus> asking son to dress formally to a formal event> telling a 30 year old couch leach his music "career" isnt real and to come back for support> files a restraining order on a strange woman hanging out with her kid in the park Traits that just typically infuriate autists > power figure> organized > bossy
>>151741010Potential autist hereI have an immense hatred for libertines and the disorganised. Hana is entirely right.
>>151740834>difficult truthsfionna is transgender too
>>151741049The scene where HW tells cake she's not a real woman is pretty harsh
>>151741010This is highly disingenuous. It's not an autism thing, it's the fact the show hasn't done anything to actually paint Hana as a bad person. In real life, the rich and powerful are hated because they abuse their power in various ways, and that's what makes them hated by the masses. Hana hasn't done anything particularly objectionable. The restraining order, maybe, but that wasn't even unreasonable, just unfortunate. The villain isn't doing anything villainous, and that's kind of whack. Have the bitch kick a puppy or something, damn.
>>151741055telling Fionnathan to pick another name than Finn was funny though
>>151740834>>15174083725 minutes of HW having to listen to Fionna's unsolicited opinion on Israel
>>151741057She's not even technically the villain here. The "villain" of season 2 is time. Fionna has no time to deal with all the things she has to do. Huntress Wizard has no time to get back to Ooo and help save Finn before he's gone for good. Lack of time forces Fionna and HW to take drastic measures to try and salvage a bad situation: Fionna opts to contract with Hana to get help for the fundraiser concert, and HW kills the Cosmic Owl to protect Finn from a potentially prophetic dream.
>>151740834>HW's harsh truth: You have never gotten over the death of your parents and it's caused you to push away anyone who ever cared about you oit of fear of going through that trauma again. Denying you love Finn will only make his death hurt more not less>Fionna's harsh truth: Twinkies and hotdogs are not part of a healthy balanced breakfast
Could Huntress Wizard beat Marceline with all her new buffs? Stalemate?
>>151741057The restraining order thing was totally unreasonable. If anything Marshall should get a restraining order on her spy
>>151741010I don't think they're trying to paint Hana as some mind of irredeemably evil villain. I think they purposely went out of their to not have any of those in Fionnaworld. Even queenie bitch that she is can be reasoned with and she's not entirely wrong about Fionna especially when it comes to her work ethic. I think it's the same with Hana, I actually think the writers like Hana because she's so cartoonishly over the top and they don't really get to have fun with any of the other Fionnaworld characters besides her.Hana is ultimately a control freak and creepily obssesed with her son, she prepared a grave for him as a present so they could spend all eternity together, and Marshall Lee doesn't really want to be controlled. As much of a bum as he is an adult and is entitled to be whatever he wants and Hana just kind has to accept that.
>>151741313They are. They're trying to make her white diamond but lame and without the depth
>>151741263You mean HIS bodyguard?
>>151740834hard truths? I got thism.>FionnaShe will never learn and stay a loser forever>CakeInterracial relationships are doomed to failure(he is korean and she is black)>HWYou'll never be a woman but also you'll never be a man because you're actually just a orphan plant with BPD
>>151741424>Interracial relationships are doomed to failureThe child abuse statistics alone are enough reason to be alarmed.
why didnt they call doctor princess
>>151741432Oh yeah also she will never have babies
>>151741444Not a real doctor and also she retired and is chilling in some beachside with drinks and shades and a string bikinni
>>151741450please stop posting retard
>>151741456You'rw right she isn't a real doctor anyways they should've just called the actually licensed Nurse PoundCake insteas
>silly looking sci fi weapon>regular ass gunshot sound
>>151741563>Fires a fist sized green ball, at 800 meters per second, directly through a gods skull.
>>151741563>>151741608Sweet and spicy. What is there not to love?
>>151741625She is everything nice
>>151741057a lot of folks hate every single rich person just because. and some of those people are writers who expect their audience to hate every rich person just because, so they don't bother to set up their villains as villains beyond just making them rich.
>>151741049>>151741067Stfu, faggot
Lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/dddooh.jpg
Finn is really dumb.
>>151740834>CakeWell there go my hopes that this whole episode would revolve around Fionna and Huntress without any townie stuff butting in.Still kind of excited though, hopefully they don’t rush through the emotional beats.
>>151740834We are fucked season is fucked show is fucked fuck it all.
Rewatching Distant Lands, and I think I was way too hard on it when it first came out. Way more interesting than Fiona and Cake s2 so far
>>151742244Oh for sure Distant Lands was fun.
>>151742061>Good lord why do you even want this?>Well...it's hard to say but when I was young you were my first time.>Excuse you? Did I touch you inappropriately well under crown madness?>No no non nothing like that. I mean when you weren't looking...well I kind of hit puberty a bit early>Ok, but what do you mean first time?>As in, I took my hand and thought of you...>.....I don't....what are you talking about?>Do I have to spell it out for you? I flicked by bean thinking about how you'd fuck me six ways from sunday! >Oh, Ooooooh! Well that's fine for a girl your age to get lonely when away from someone who protected you->I did it when you were around. Especially when you were chopping wood for the camp fire>Is that why you had so many pee breaks?>Well some of it was mixed with piss
>>151741608See, they had the option of bringing back the relatively normal looking shotty, but they chose the Ball Blam Burgleber.
>>151740939Stakes is easy the best one.
>>151742341Nah, they’re F&J into retards because apparently only lesbians counts and the vampires don’t even try to bite something in all of it (except for that penguin and Finn, but still).
>>151742324Once again this comes to mind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M4GrEEQTI
>>151742324Because the joke is that the Ball Blam Burglerber is silly and they used that as a "respectful" way of putting it down with dignity
Peebs has serious momma bear energy.
>>151742408Unfortunately she’s a cunt who creates retards
>>151742408A momma who abandoned her kids and left them in the hands of another guy after she got sick of them
>>151742232Maybe Cake gets sucked into the green space somehow while trying to get to Fionna? It'd be dumb to have the fallout of Fionna's crashout be discovered by anyone but her. I wouldn't put it past them though
They made the atheist kill a god.
>>151741010I'm very autistic and she's far from annoying compared to her piece of shit son.
>>151742447When did that ever happen? Go on tell me, I wanna know.
>>151742578Don't feed the troll.
>>151742291
>>151742408She more of a farmer and the candy citizens her live stock. She doesn't really love them and when they get regularly slaughtered PB isn't devastated she treats it more like a minor inconvenience. Like a farmer who has one of their sheep eaten by a wolf.The candy citizens aren't her kids they're property to PB
>>151742578When she let King of Ooo take over the kingdom and just left to restart things in the cabin She could have easily reasserted herself but let things go on for possible months
Cute and seasonal.
>>151742667She was clearly teaching both KOO and the candy people a lessonThey chose him over her so she went and let them deal with the concequences also she was still conflicted about that whole part of her own children choosing some scammer over her.They realised their mistake and went to help her in the finale of Stakes tho
>>151742771That's still an extreme lesson to teach Just leaving your kids with some dude you know is bad news just because they chose him for a day and she knows they aren't that smart
>>151742471I don't think Cake is coming along with Fionna and Huntress on their little trip down memory lane. I could be wrong of course but I think Cake's arc of accepting herself can be solved in the real world just fine while Fionna and HW's issues require a deeper sort of reflection they can only get in the dreamscape.
>>151733836Imagine Finn sleeping with his dick inside HW and waking up with splinters…
>>151742950Is being that depressed just a Finn thing?
>>151742950Do you ever think Finn's contemplated suicide? Or is he too much of a hero for that?
>>151743284It's possible. I think more likely is that he's thought about dying while on an adventure and that's why he's so reckless. Like he's not necessarily trying to get himself killed but he figures if it happens then it happens. The thought might even comfort him to a degree, who doesn't want to go out doing what they love?
>>151742515Well, who were you expecting to kill God? A Presbyterian?
I wonder if we’ll see this version of Marceline again
>>151743590I fucking wish but that would be too fun and interesting.
>>151742515For the love of fuck give Marcy feminine clothing
>>151736764>>151736954>GumGODSOh hey, that's me. But yeah, the threads have been very confy lately, it's great.
We need to go back to gay adventures.
>>151743728Although I like her look I agree that if her hair is short that she should wear at least moderately feminine clothing.
>>151743814Imagine the chaos that could happen if the Ooo crew were thrown into another world.
>>151742367Bonnie's got a gun~
>>151742515Marcy makes for a really cute butch.
>>151743590What's that, you want more of the interesting au's we saw back in the first season? Oh no, no, no, we don't do that anymore. Here, have a save the rec center plot instead, and if you eat your slop like a good little piggy we'll throw in a meet the parents sub-plot free of charge.
>>151743590They would have to be crazy to killer her off.
>>151743844She's happy to use it too.
>>151743889Seriously what happened since last season? There was something for everyone. Now all that's left is Finntress crumbs and nothing else. They couldn't even pull proper Finntress content.
>>151743814Them vs vampire world them who wins?
>>151743820Fag.
>>151743969I don’t know what the hell happened but it’s fucking heartbreaking. I’ve been waiting goddamn years for more Huntress Wizard and this is the best we get? Like the backstory stuff they gave her is phenomenal, perfect in every way, but it’s practically crumbs and I’m starving for a real meal over here. They’re going to save all the Finntress for the last episode and I’m pissed.
>>151743814THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!
>he’s back
>>151744046As you should be, the crew were pants on head retarded with this season.
my autistic son
>>151744230your son is a girl
>>151743989
>>151744258Is that the fetal alcohol syndrome universe?
>>151739693His bait threads got deleted so he’s back here now. So jannies haven’t range banned him or he’s evading the range ban. Oh well.
>>151744291That would be so kino
>>151744304It do be like that.
>>151744245quit bein weird
>>151744304Just gotta ignore and report, that’s what I do.
>>151744338Yeah, it’s pretty simple. Most anons here get the memo.
>>151744046Said it once, will say it a thousand times. This should've just been a Distant Lands special.
>>151744390I’ve said the same thing a dozen times now. And if not a Distant Lands episode then it’s own 4 episode mini-series. HW was robbed by being stuck with Fionna and Cake as far as I’m concerned.
Every decision regarding Huntress' backstory and characterization has been A+. Love that they just leaned into her being a cryptid.
>>151744470Makes everything else even more confusing. Why did they think anyone cared about the faggots?
>>151744470Yeah, they got her character down pretty good. Parents were based with taking her in.>>151744486The writers were riding off PB/Marcy’s coattails, thinking people would give a shit about Gary/Marshall’s ship the same way. Obviously not, considering the same season has a spotlight stealer with HW and the coffee shop AU fanfic-tier writing is not entertaining.
>>151744470She's a mandrake, an alraune, a dryad even. And we love her for it.Seriously though, I always just thought she was normal humanoid who became all plant-like because she specialized in nature magic, the reveal she was a plant cryptid all along is so much more interesting. It helps that little Huntress is just delightful, I love the pumpkin stem on her head.
>>151744534Yeah no one was going to like a discount version of an old ship, they were retarded.
>>151744470>>151744486I hope she gets an actual story focused around her. This season is the first time she got spotlight and the writers shafted her AGAIN. Just let her be the focus of a story for once
Marketable plushie when? >>151744534>Parents were based with taking her in.They wanted a child, and decided that the weird meat absorbing plant creature would suffice.
>>151744534Even then the coattails were iffy. PB/Marcy was a pretty divisive move
>>151744572>PB/Marcy was a pretty divisive moveonly around here
>>151744534They thought people would care about Marshall and Simone for the same reason. They barely established any relationship between the two and expected us to care about them through association with Simon and Marcy
>>151744589Appallingly lazy.
>>151744610yes most people have settled on it for a very long time it's been many years
>take away all of Gary and Marshall's characterization that would've made them interesting>everything in their plot is a rehashHm, wonder why this isn't working.
>>151744579Nono, it was a pretty big split everywhere. Although this is probably the only place that still brings it up with any consistency
>>151744627I have never seen any split anywhere but here. People just don't care that hard either way most of the time.
>>151735036It's because /u/cucks do not like self inserting as men.
>>151744620I'm actually interested in the Aaa characters, but the original ones that mirror the Ooo universe. I wish we could've gotten something with them meeting each other, desu.
>>151744656Natasha draws some based stuff
>>151743989Ooo Marcy should presumably mog Vamp World Marcy since she is a composite of the elite Vamps. Ooo PB also presumably has better tech and a pseudo vampire cure.The only caveat is Crown Vamp King but he feels pretty cocky. Marcy could probably swipe it from him with invisibility assuming her mini shoulder Vamp King doesnt pull shenamigans to sabotage somehow
>>151744534I love how proud he looks when he brings Huntress into the cabin to show his wife. He’s like, “Honey, you won’t believe what I found!” This man saw a literal creature in the woods and said, yeah, I’d raise that. Good for him.
>>151744617Who exactly? Redditer and ex tumblr users? Of course they are going to pretend they accepted the ship.
>>151744688Saw very little then too. More than now but not much.
>>151744372By Fauci, she's beautiful! Is she trans?
>>151744659Who likes dykes other than other dykes and trannies who like to self inserting as them?
>>151744659>no one likes faggotsFujoshis fuel a shitload of fandoms. The most popular ship on AO3 are about faggots. Gumlee is just a shittier and watered down version of another ship.
>>151744638Most people stopped watching after a couple of seasons.
>>151744687>Cant have kids normally (presumably)>Hey hun, mother nature provided us with a forest baby!
Wow it's schizo hours.
>>151744723You want your beans and HRT?
>>151744638When the final ep came out most people either loved or hated it, felt like most discussion for the first 2 years always revolved around bubbline. Regardless of where you where. You’ve probably haven’t seen the split elsewhere due to sticking to here but every space focused on ADT kinda fizzled out eventually. People that hated it just kinda forgot about the show and stopped talking about it, and people that liked it didn’t really go out of their way to prop up discussion.
>>151744686I'm sure VK is bored and want's to cause trouble.
>>151744720OG Gumball and Marshall could've been extremely popular, but the Gary and Marshall we got are boring as fuck
>>151744656On the one hand, I kinda respect committing to Season 1's ending of accepting one's mundane life. On the other, this fucking sucks to watch, and I agree that I would rather be watching the fantastical version instead.
>>151744774Ye they somehow are more interesting than anything bubbline related.
>>151744732To be fair if I found a forest baby in my neck of the woods I’d adopt it too.
>>151744753I mean more in the how. Like would he work with Crown VK or more "lets throw down with Apocalypse King me and kick his ass. It'd be fun and you'd get twice the power!"Shit that actually sounds like a shitshow waiting to happen. A Marcy absorbing alt VKs across the multiverse to become a Vampire Goddess
>tfw your son is dating a fey creature
>>151744687>sees a critter draining his kill and then hisses at him>immediately offers more food just because he’s cool like that >realizes the critter is friendly>new daughter acquired >>151744740The spammer (JBfag apparently) is back here. Ignore him and let the jannies handle him.
>>151744820JB?
>>151744774No chance in hell.
>>151744828Johnny Bravo.
>>151744804This is already a way better idea for a season than what we got.
>>151744820>>151744828>>151744837Meds.
>>151744818You think they’ve even met?
>VK is still in Marcy's head and being the devil on her shoulder, literallyI especially hate how this season keeps dangling interesting story ideas in front of us while making us sit through the dull rec center plot.
>>151744670>>151744835Women wanna fuck them anon, they would've been popular. But the versions we got are too gay and boring.
Godmother Marcy consistently visiting a friend’s descendants till having to deal with the slightly homophobic one
>>151744887It's like they are trying to piss us off. Who the fuck wouldn't want more vampire nonsense?
Just so anons know, this is what these threads have been going through for the past few weeks. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151738662/#151739154>>151744864Finn likely introduced HW to his mom once despite them not being in an exactly stable relationship. Minerva would likely not approve since HW isn’t human nor has much tact.
>>151744932>Who the fuck wouldn't want more vampire nonsense?The vampire stuff in AT always manages to be damn good stuff. It's like they wait until they have some actual ideas for it. >picI do wonder what would happen if Marcy started like pranking the candy people or something, and that leads to Bonnie chastising her and making it clear that even she doesn't get to mess with her babies.
>>151744942>this is what these threads have been going through for the past few weeks.I also want to remind everyone that we got actual hot femanon tits posted here a few days ago. Shit has been wild here lately.
>>151744942
>>151744942You think Minerva would be secretly upset any grandchildren she’d get from Finn and HW wouldn’t be full-blooded human?
>>151745005I can see Marcy pranking the candy peeps and going too far. That would put her in the doghouse for sure though. As long as she doesn't hurt them Bonnie would forgive her, eventually. Marcy would never intend to hurt the little guys either.
>>151744589It would have made more sense if Simone was a custodian that worked for Hana or a tutor for Marshal, but was fired by Hana out of jealousy. The small moment they share at the park doesn't justify the emotional tension.
>>151745107nta but agreed
>>151745019You can like Johnny Bravo but it’s important to distinguish where our resident spammer originated from. If you’re not him then you’re fine.>>151745023She’d definitely be a bit upset her grandchildren aren’t completely human but her love for Finn would override that and come on, it’s a grandmother’s love for her children we’re talking about here. She’d love them regardless because they’re her grandchildren and it’s Finn’s kids. She wouldn’t want Finn mad at or heartbroken with her.
>>151744942Well that explains alot lmao. I wonder if the fact the only reason people gives a shit about John Bravo anymore is so they can ship him him with Samurai Jack is what got his panties in a permanent twist.
>>151744942Could someone fill me in on why he's called adventure-tranny? I'm new here, all I picked up on is that he apparently wants to be Flame Princess?
Hetero bubbline
>>151743284He said in Together Again that after Jake died some part of him was just awaiting his own death to reunite with his brother. But Finn doesn't have the right cybernetic arm to die with right now.
>>151745146I think that plays a part but he’s just particularly assblasted about AT for whatever reason.>>151745170It’s just an insult the spammer came up with, I think. The spammer loves having shitfling fests with a certain sperge here (who absolutely hates FP) that keeps biting his bait and derailing these threads along with him. I first thought the sperge was one of the spammer’s bots but it’s someone else.
>>151745019Alright, fuck it. Johnny ends up in Ooo. Go.
>>151745170lol yeah that sounds right
>>151745257I still think it's just the same guy.
>>151745273Thanks for the correction.
>>151745194No that's the gay version.
>>151744818Minerva should count her blessings that Huntress, despite being a plant, is still humanoid in shape. Finn could’ve ended up with a real freak living in Ooo.
>>151744887The bubbline and vampire shit is played out. They were absolutely right to sideline those.pllts as I'm sure even they were getting tired of it. F&C subtly being about Cosmic diety shenanigans is one of the better decisions they made and they should have leaned into that more.Honestly if they're going to start pandering to fans the one thing they want to seeore than anything is more Finn and Jake. Everyone misses those two literal sons of bitches like you wouldn't believe. A big part of why people were excited by HW being in this season was because ofnthe possibility of seeing more Finn in HW's story.
>>151745257>I think that plays a part but he’s just particularly assblasted about AT for whatever reason.I will never understand why Adventure Time of all things gets certain people so fucking MAD. Like, it's a silly stoner cartoon that eventually started taking its own story semi-seriously. The absolute seethe is baffling.
>>151745317When Wild Hunt came out, I really love how HW gave Finn a piggyback ride.
>>151745327Speak for yourself Finn can die in a ditch all I want is HW.
>>151745317>I know I dont seem like I care about this creature, but if anything were to happen to him, I would kill everyone on Ooo and then kill myself
>>151745361Flat chest
>>151745367No true HW fag would say this. Shove an arrow up your nose
>>151745315This man may or may not have fucked a pillow. ... All these years later, and I still have no idea what the fuck was going on with Puhoy.
>>151745315he was raised by dogs and hooked up with a crab once so she is luckt he didn't come home with a litreral animal or then some gross monster
>>151745367How do you hate Finn but love HW? HW would be disgusted with you.
>>151745460Finn is a loser gone crazy for his dog brother and HW is hot it's just that simple.
>>151745523Take it up with Muto faggot.
>>151745259
>>151744913>"I just don’t find it natural.”>"Woah woah woah hold on I did NOT raise you this way.”> "You didn’t raise me at all."
>>151745334>I will never understand why Adventure Time of all things gets certain people so fucking MAD.Troons like >>151745400>>151745422>>151745523Get triggered when they see certain characters who trigger their gender dysphoria
>>151745640She's going to have the same problems as her father if she has kids.
>>151745698Still born?
>>151744913Bound to happen eventually.
>>151745460I think he's trolling. HWfags only exist due to finncelism
>>151745741>finncelismkek
>>151745734Too different from her to understand and get along with.
>>151745766I'm on your side
>>151745741I thought Finncels were still hung up with him not being with PB or FP?
It's crazy how during Fionna and Huntress' cosmic trial they cut back to Boy's Night as if we're meant to care about these things equally. Fucking laughable
>>151745698>Marceline having a drunk tantrum on her kids (Biological and not) hating her>Cries about having done nothing wrong>Cries about having never taken their fries >Cries about how they treat her like she treats her dad>”They don’t even write back.”
>>151745836They are so detached from the fanbase.
>>151745852Almost feel sorry for her, but she shouldn't have taken their ketchup.
>>151745370>Huntress going full Doomslayer on everyone out of grief/rageI could dig it
>>151745796They desperately cannot picture Finn being happy offscreen unless he is paired with a girlfriend. It broke their minds when HW and him are broken up in the finale. I don't think any HWfag likes Huntress Wizard as herself unless she is Finn's property
>>151745928>I don't think any HWfag likes Huntress Wizard as herself unless she is Finn's propertyI like her both as being the cool wizard chick with trauma and autism and Finn’s love interest. They have a nice dynamic>It broke their minds when HW and him are broken up in the finaleI don’t think they broke up? The show just never acknowledged what happened with their relationship after the finale came out. They weren’t even in a fully committed relationship, it was just a casual thing that continued on until this season.
>>151744818>your ruler's a piece of gum, your friend's a vampire, you dated a bit of fire...one of my favorite lines from the show.
>tfw your adopted son cavorts with demons>but then you realize you're a demon
>>151746007I can see that happening.
New cliphttps://www.instagram.com/p/DSVkQDnCKlj/
>>151746205For those that don’t use Instagram.https://x.com/hbomax/status/2001021463172878702?s=46
>>151744486They do care. But they made Marshall Lee black and got rid of his iconic pale skin look and straight hair
>>151746205Damn Finn going a bit head strong there
>the only time we see her this happy is when she’s with FinnShe knows how much she needs Finn in her life but is afraid of what that means.
>>151746205>It's happening
>>151746205>the instant regret on his face when he sees her reactionOof, that’s rough.
>>151746318Why the fuck is Ooo red in her memories? She color blind too? Lol.
>>151746205I've waited years for these moments, small as they be
>>151746343
>>151746205Huntress Wizard a cute!