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Anonymous

12/15/25(Mon)20:37:29 No.151736511

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would you do patrick?

Anonymous
12/15/25(Mon)21:00:43 No.151736771

Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)21:00:43 No.151736771

>>151736511
does he still control the spice trade?

Anonymous
12/15/25(Mon)23:26:15 No.151738365

Anonymous 12/15/25(Mon)23:26:15 No.151738365

>>151736771
It still looks more like Patrick than a worm but I do get the joke.

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)00:00:56 No.151738711

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)00:00:56 No.151738711

ZOMG EVILUZ PATRIXXX :d

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)00:02:03 No.151738722

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>>151736771
i didn't get this joke until yesterday

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)00:04:35 No.151738744

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12/16/25(Tue)00:11:01 No.151738787

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>>151736511
>>151738722
>>151738744
BIG, SCARY AND PINK!

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)00:15:34 No.151738817

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)00:15:34 No.151738817

Does he have a conventional orifice like a butthole? Also, is Patrick too stupid to reliably consent to sex? What if he forgets what's going on right in the middle of things, freaks out, and crushes me with his ridiculous tard-strength?

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)02:35:25 No.151739842

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)02:35:25 No.151739842

>>151736511
sure why not

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)05:17:31 No.151740734

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)05:17:31 No.151740734

>>151738744
Krabs and squidward wanted to plap that.

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)05:18:37 No.151740743

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)05:18:37 No.151740743

Regular, patrick, no. Cross dressing Patrick, probably. But I'd regret it. >>151738744

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)05:24:46 No.151740780

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)05:24:46 No.151740780

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>>151736511
If his rapping is anything to go by I would be terrified by the idea of how much stamina he would have in bed.
https://youtu.be/s4tKzNRGWek?si=anXigugJpSgQfWJK