Pretend to be in Universe 616I think my little girl just activated a mutant power so he got super power and is a mutant now.What should I do?
>>151742910Has she tried not being a mutant?
>>151742910Call up Friends of Humanity they’ll take care of her
>>151742910It's probably just a phase
>>151742910I'd suggest taking her to the Xavier Institute.
>>151742948For the moment only me and her mother knows my wife but it's kind of noticeable because she has an extension on thing at her back that's can reach across the room and she doesn't quite have control of it yet I hope yet not permanent.You ever seen the cartoon Xiaolin Showdown it's basically the 3 arm slash I think from her back .
>>151742979>>151742910What you should do is learn proper English you brownie
>>151742910Well I think you should learn to accept your daughter for what she *Sublime'd* ARGLE RARGLE BLARGLE KILL DA MUTIE!!!!!!!!
>>151743019 English is my first language and I'm white.
>>151742979Just say she got superpowers due to some alien goo.Nobody care when non mutants have superpowers
>>151742910Take pictures of her innocence now because soon she’ll like something like this….
>>151742910>>151742979>>151743207I hate ESLs.
>>151743302Like what?
>>151743384“Soon she’ll look something like this” *shows skanky Magik pic*
>>151743384let's just say she won't have many conservatively dressed female role models
>>151743753This anon gets it.
Wow. Ok I will play along. WOw my son just got powers he is now mutant and now is super hero wow What should I do ? Should I super her o power too? Xmen.
How do you deal with human kids? I ask this as a mutant parent.
>>151742910Tell her to hide it and don't tell anyone or the X-men will kidnap her, take her to an island where she'll be gangraped to "breed more mutants".Mutant powers are dumb. Just don't fucking use them and nobody would know (Beast and Nightcrawler notwithstanding).
>>151743224 Possible X-Men story idea kid inherit superpowers not muted related by genetics for Mom and Dad and then kid got something minor mutant power but well till we speak in doesn't care about that has sides from the hate group who wants to kill this kid who's been a superhero for years the moment he became also muted with some sort of genetic mutation he rather would not have with his superpowers.
>>151742910>>151742979>>151743783>>151743832Why can't you write like a normal person? How do you expect people to engage with your thread?
>>151743882Nobody else seems to have a problem understanding the premise of this and the third one wasn't me.
>>151742910>copypasted the same OP as before>didn't even fix the typos and ESL-ismsPlease do better.
>>151743882>Why can't you write like a normal person?I am of very much write of normal, maybe is you who is not of read of normal.
>>151743990Am not of being essel, am of very much good speeking the ingleeces.
You love your daughter no matter what.
>>151744052Yeah but if you have two kids you love the straight one far more than the fag
>>151742910Call upon our savior graydon creed to creed all over her
How the fuck does a "mutation" let you control the weather?
>>151743799You don't send them to mutant School unless you have a job at the school.
>>151743813See >>151742979
>>151744891Who?
RELEASE THE XAVIER LIST
How did Wilson Fisk ever become the mayor of NYC, doesn't he have an insane criminal record?
I'm just posting to tell everyone I'm leaving earth to go on adventures in space with my symbiote. Enjoy your faggoty squabbles against normies and Red Skull's fanboys. I might just try to convince my other if we can do a threesome with a phalanx and then go fuck with the Shi'ar.
>>151742972I'd suggest the opposite. One of the teachers was a stripper.
What kind of powers she would have? If she can read minds, we can be rich.
>>151742910Guys my GF acquired this mutation that gives her the ability to turn my cum into another person inside her belly.What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>151742910Learn fucking English.
>>151745554Question: Does being the leader of a paramilitary squad funded by Xavier count as a job for the school?
>>151747231See >>151743904
>>151742910Do NOT send her to Xavier. He and the X-Men turned into mutant supremacists. It's so bad other mutants that don't share their way of thinking are appalled by what they do.Call Spider-Man. If there is someone who can turn your daughter into a responsible person then it's the web-head.>>151746997Money.Alternative answer:Loads of money.>>151747188Ask for a threesome.
>>151747188 I hate to break it to you but that's actually not a mutation that's she's pregnant.
>>151746797>RELEASE THE XAVIER LISTWhat?>>151746997It's easier for historians to say historically what Mobsters did do then the criminal court illegally classified this guy was guilty of this.
>>151748030>Call Spider-Man.How?I don't know Spider-Man.
>>151747099Go on.
FUCKING HELL LIVING IN NEW YORK FUCKING SUCKS WHY DID I MOVE HERE FOR EVERY SUPERHERO THERE'S LIKE 11 VILLAINS FOR EACH OF THEM AND SMALLER NORMAL HUMAN CRIMES STILL HAPPEN ALL THE TIME ON TOP OF THATAND EVEN THOUGH THERE'S LIKE 100 SUPERHEROES 9/11 STILL HAPPENEDWHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE CHOOSE TO LIVE HERE?!GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE, FUCK I'LL MOVE TO DELAWARE EVEN I BET NOTHING HAPPENS THERE
>>151742910>What should I do?Fuck off to a roleplaying forum/discord.
>>151747125You got her contact info by any chance?
>>151750950Skill issue.
Reminder that mutants are created for human men.
>>151750950I heard Frank Castle is back on the streets, so maybe some of that crime will thin out. Something I don't understand though, I could have sworn I read newspapers talking about him being a Vietnam vet, but then I was reading about him again recently and it says he fought in the Siancong War, is this some kind of psyop?
>>151742910Beings trans isn't a mutant power.
>>151753342Reminder that mutant girls belong to human women.
>>151749890Find Peter Parker. Former Daily Bugle photo guy. He seems to be the wall crawler's liaison when people can't get in contact with him.
>>151742910Being her to Avengers Academy, better if she don't meet the X-Men
>>151754184I'm not sure how long ago it was now but Avengers Academy went boom it no longer exists which is sad and I don't know why they don't make a new one.
>>151754661They rebuilt it
>>151742910>MLMLmao obviously a scam. Enjoy seeing your donations used by them to buy large mansions!
>>151742910Have another kid clearly, if you get another mutant divorce your wife and start fresh, ether you’re the problem or she is ether way you do the world a favor by bit making any more mutants.
